His language doesn't have the letter w

>His language doesn't have the letter w

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>He uses the imperial system

It's not in our alphabet, but we still say 'weekend', just pronounced Danishly

>whee-ka-oinde

>W and V are pronounced exactly the same in his language.

Poo in loo tier

>Hungayrians can't pronounce "w".

>His language can't pronounce P
Araps on suicide watch

delet this

We can prounce W just fine

more viegend/wiegend

why do have a P when you can have a ع

wa wotsch du wixgrind?

>Frenchies can't pronounce "ty"

We have both in Kabyle ahahaha

>his language can't pronounce 'Th'

>his language uses the letters x, q, å, c, w, or f in words that aren't loan words or names

>his language isn't almost completely phonetic
>anglofags can't differentiate between they're, there, their

>His pleb language doesn't have an specific letter of its own not present in any other language.

Fug you.

English used to have the letter Ƿ.

>His language has randomly generated spelling.

y + ы > w

>his language doesn't have throat cancer sounds
Hahaha plebs

>siisuüu

We can on the context though

Scousers have this

>he speaks a language that isn't named after his country

haha

>His language uses latin alphabet
хaхaхaхaхa

>the greeks had to come up with a corrupted version of the greek alphabet so subhuman slav(e)s could understand it

hahahahahahahha

>no nasals in his language

France, Portugal, Japan, Poland

the Nose Bros

What you ßay?

>their language has useless shit
watch this

>bnu Udi g yrs
fE iUv

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AUI_(constructed_language)

>languages without vowel harmony

Berber has Nasal too

>hislanguageisagglutanative

it's also used in swiss german

woah somewhat rare flag

But you have dropped it for ss.

Cucks

>Using the crippled version of β
Absolutely disgusting desu

>his language isn't phonetic
>his language doesn't use declension and conjugation to build neat, compact and melodic sentences

>neat, compact and melodic sentences
>czyanlyzc szczywze aszczszywlwe

>Polish
>neat
>compact
>melodic

>neat, compact and melodic sentences

>Americans literally and unironically defend this

>vee can pronounce "vee" just fine

Fuck off Vampire

>his langauge doesn't have Ř

N and ng and m are nasals though

>Hungarians can't pronounce "trianon"

>He can't roll the R

>foreigners will NEVER, EVER be able to comprehend the magnificence and marvelousness of slavic languages

>Romans and Germans are poo tier

hello ural-altaic brother

Fæck off.

>inb4 Iceland, Faroe Islands and Norway
Colonial influence desu

>his language gives genders to inanimate objects

>Spanish

>his language doesn't have the letter ñ

I am Greek

>he has to look up a dictionary to know how to pronounce the words of his very own native language

>he thinks America uses Imperial

>tfw half of the consonants in finnish alphabet are there just so that we can look western

Cuck as fuck desu m8s.

>His language is so Jewish it omits vowels from written script to save space

>calls it "double-vée"
>uses it like "double-u"

Oh I'm sorry for our resident Jews and Arabs and Semites at large:

hs lngge s s jwsh t mts vwls frm wrttn scrpt t sv spc

>Latin influence
ftfy

>thr r ppl n ths wrld tht wll dfnd ths

fckng nggr tr wrtng sstm t b hnst

Vowels are unnecessary, I can still read your posts

>his language doesn't have its own alphabet

I'd like to buy a vowel for "what is 'tr'"

>using the french system of measurement

Tier

>His language pronounces ''W'' as ''''double ''u'''' and not ''wee''

>His language doesn't have the letter Ъ

>his language uses the letters x, q, å, c, w

My language doesn't have these letters at all.

>letter W
Useless. Just use V, it's the exact same thing.
>C
Another pointless one. Why not just use K or S when needed instead of C, since that's how it's pronounced?

Your languages are retarded

Imperial system were invented from Frenchs

t. Grzegorz Bydoczszewrzczszewicz

>v and w are the same
You don't believe this do you? This is why we laugh at your accents

I mean you seriously don't even learn they are different sounds in English class?

How the fuck is C K and S a same thing, you fag

And what's the fucking use of w?

There's nothing u or v can't do that w does.
Same goes for y. It's just another i. I wonder why w and y are considered consonants in the first place.

Then the k too. What the fuck? What was wrong with q and c? Latin had q and c and some niggers decided it wasn't enough so a third one would do the job?

>his language uses articles
>his langauage doesn't have a word for "1,5"

Yes just spelled yes as "ies" that makes perfect sense
>portuguese linguicians

>called Finland
>doesn't even have letter F

oh the cuckening

That's just because anglos are retarded and pronouce i as fucking eye.

Does it make sense to you that if you want to write how the letter is pronounced you don't even make use of the letter?

...

Only the mountain jews did so completely, here it was only dropped when it didn't make sense

>his language doesn't have ı, ğ, ö, ç, ş, and ü

French can't pronounce the letter h

no one will know if you are angry or hungry

That was used in Scandinavian too you fuckwad. To this very day Icelandic has it.

I can't believe Pole's are even trying to brag about their clusterfuckski of a language

W is superfluous.

>Ah yes, I like the part in Shakespeare where he wants 454 grams of flesh

It's useful when using u as a semivowel rather than vowel.

>his language can't be typed out in full using the standard keyboard

I can.

My fellow countrymen are just lazy faggots

C is very different from k or s in Slovak.

>His language has no ľ

Finland please stop being so dumb

>his language doesn't have the letter ąśęćłńóźż
Top cucks

His language is a branch that stemmed from an older language

>w & v are the same thing
>just use s instead of c
You are like an African trying to understand the outside world.
I bet you think Łódź is pronounced lodz.

pronounced "awng-shewng-chwny-oozh"

But American-sama, w and v are the same thing

You have Ł and W, and V is a meme letter used by obcy
Tho I admit it looks cute, V
like a Vagina

>w and v are the same thing
But how... They're different sounds, how are they the same thing?

>burger doesn't know letters are pronounced differently in different languages

>implying

>italians can't pronounce "Ý"

>His language does not have a voiceless palatal-velar fricative sound

Does Rz counts if it represents the same sound?

whats that

>Krzczgrzszkowsci

fucking fag at least i can afford to eat and have running water u dirty fckin slav(e)

Icelandic has Þ, which is a different letter than Ƿ. Learn to read faggot.

literally a bitch to pronounce in words

even saying 3 in your language is difficult

>he pronounces th as t or d

Ch→C and C→k/s would be a good orthographik reform to be honest

>His language doesn't use diagraphs, because somehow it use less than 40 different sounds

neutral gender is for faggots ands traps
underated

>have a perfectly fine alphabet
>use hte lating one instead
i blame charlemagne

>ch is a letter in his language

>my language doesnt have Ы
why even live

...

You asshole. Now I have to go listen to that.

TEN FEET HIGHER

>In his language "to dream" cannot be translated as 2 completely different verbs
>His language doesn't use polite and impolite forms.
>Word order is a must in his language

Fus7a arabic is the most beutiful and melodic sounding language in the history of languages. Prove me wrong
>protip, you LITERALLY can't

>his "country" doesn't have it's own language
>his "language" doesn't have cases

More like, "vee-ken-*potato*-d".

>it obviously is v + v
>called double u

Way back in the day v was considered a form of u, and the name's stuck.

>His language doesnt have 23 different tenses

>his language doesn't have a dual grammatical number

>Germanic language
>Use latin alphabet

>his language isn't analytic

>ᚨᚱᚷᛖᚾᛏᛁᚾᚨ
>ᚹᚺᛁᛏᛖ

ᚷᛖᚲ᛫ᛖᛗ

>uses latin alphabet
>Its not a latin language
>Its a pronunciaction mess

What a fucking surprise.

>His W is pronounced as double U and not as way.

swedish does, "sj"
wait a minute japanese doesn't have that, does it?

>his language doesn't agglutinate

arab sounds disgusting desu
same with jewish

it's actually called a double v in every single language except english

W and v have identical pronunciation
It won't matter if you write kurwa or kurva, except the second one looks weird when written

Get on my level

I thought you were referring to the v and w in English but I guess you were referring to the v and w in Polish

>Do you speak Unitedkingdomish

>American """""banter"""""

"dublu ve"

>His language doesn't have 'GĦ'

oХyeл чтo ли, Cyкa?

>his language doesn't even have drawings as letters
𓆄 𓆑 𓆟 𓆣 𓆭 𓈝 𓈠 𓈶 𓉐 𓊝 𓊩 𓊯 𓋑 𓌪 𓌳 𓍯 𓎵 𓏏 𓏛 𓐄 𓐍

tú bí ánəst méts J́ŋglJ̀ʃ ʃʊ́d stáp júzJŋ lǽtən ǽlfəbɛ̀t ǽnd swJ́tʃ tú júzJŋ ajpié



>H

>GĦ
>IE

But we do that with diacritics.

> mfw we have both special snowflake characters but still are able to type it on any keyboard if needed
> mfw Deutsch after Deutschland

There's languages that have different spellings for those, which make them relevant.

Also there are difference between W and V in English. In it W it's pronounced between letters U and V.

>his language does not have ä and ö

USE Ü INSTEAD OF Y
REEEEEEEEEEE

...

What does it matter? Both are pronounced quite similarly.
Yömyöhä

because then you would use üäö, doesnt it please your autism, my brother

>His language doesn't have the letter Ñ

No, I dont want smiley letters to my words.

>his language has such autistically consistent pronunciation he has to make up new letters for different sounds

>üömüöhä

Looks terrible desu.

ÑTЯ

no

only the swiss

No it isn't. But swiss german is also not a language.
>Überströmkanäle

We have that in our alphabet. We really do have the 'ñ' sound, but we only use 'ñ' for proper names and 'ny' for everything else.

Our orthography is retarded.

I knew I should have written "Swede on vacation in Japan"

We have such word, anderthalb

Coincidence

(koinsidenze)

>ghoti
>fish

>his '''''''''''''language'''''''''''''don't have diacritics

Like these?
И-Й
E-Ё
Ш-Щ
Ь-Ъ

Ы

Delete this

No, these are all different letters

>his language doesn't have the ñ
>his language doesn't have tíldes
>half of it is made of words and the other is just a combination of them or a shorter version

>his language pronounces "G" like a "KH"

This

The most disgusting sounding part of swedish, even your language brothers don't use such disgusting things.

>dansk """"sprog""""

too easy

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

I hate you