/brit/

Volle Breitseite.
Ayy Ayy Kapitän!
Volles Ruder.
Steuerbord vorraus!

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WE'RE ALL IN HERE

pagliani was held in contempt of congress lads

the vote just passed 19 yeas 15 nays

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so what exactly does that mean?

lads why are there so many poles getting beaten up in England?
Surely you think Muslims are worse

>broadside
good beer, that

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WE'RE ALL IN HERE.

>Muslims
Think you mean Asians

It's racist to beat up muslims

thinking

without the gook eyes she kinda looks like my ex gf

he'll be arrested i believe

>so many poles
There's been what, 2 attacks?

British men couldn't "beat up" a harmless old lady, much less a group of fanatical Muslims.

lel I love how they have the price covered on the wrapper

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WE'RE ALL IN HERE

Innocent White Man Stripped Naked, Kicked, and dragged in Charlotte North Carolina Protests

youtube.com/watch?v=R7yYARGFKbM

i've come to the conclusion that /brit/ is completely incapable of any form of self governance and actually needs the janny to hold their hand everywhere

>So many Poles
>Around 4 poles beaten up at most
It is nothing.

well duh

why else would the nanny state be such a thing in the uk?

idk just read an article about one being stabbed

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/brit/ confirmed for janny state

wasting my life

solipsism mode activated

sup?

why is ulster posting under a brazil flag

When we going?

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_J
NANNY
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>le rule brittania rule da waves guv ahah

>Got BTFO by a Yank boat

JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

I agree, but not because of some hue making a shit thread now

We need a janny to enforce new threads after page 8 desu

Imagine living in the Faroe Islands. Seriously, take a few seconds away from shitposting, and just imagine it.

next tuesday apprantly

*thinking intellectually*

around blacks never relax

I shaved my pubes and now its all sore and red, like a rash. What do I do? :/

>We need a janny to enforce new threads after page 8 desu

no we fucking don't

>be me
>be writing a commissioned fanfic
>be at page 5 at very tiny font and still I did not even start describing the fucking fetish I was ordered to write about
>I also have to translate it into English

Any help, lads?

get it kissed better

ASIANS OUT!

I really don't think there's that many desu. I think the pro-EU media are using these attacks to pursue a narrative about rising tensions in Britain post-referendum and shit like this is just gold dust.

Did my UKCAT lads

Think you're just born with autism, nothing we can do

going to beat up my pole, brb la

how long do I have to wait to eat and drink after having a filling? Bloody starving here

48 hours

what's the fetish??

NEW THREAD

72 hours

Thought you could do it almost straight away

janny won't like this

Give it a couple of days la

SENTINEL

those were a group of UNARMED urban youths who were lamentably involved in a situation where they felt that the only way to secure their safety was to preemptively attack this man

it's a sad situation, but we've all got to tether our emotions and help to bring this violence on young economically challenged individuals to a close.

now that's just childish

JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Just ate 3 ready meals back to back

Still feel kinda hungry

funnyordie.com/videos/b2fc974d1d/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-hillary-clinton

WTF I'm voting Hillary now

@65214199
I regret to inform you that you can no longer eat solid foods.

CHOOOOOOOONN
youtube.com/watch?v=vm3jTrEVjbs

nuttin much, u?

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Reading the Front National manifesto.

youtube.com/watch?v=nRp1CK_X_Yw

JANNY PLEASE HELP

poster with the danish gf here.
Have acquired pictures of the machines that keep her alive while she sleeps

anyone want to see?

Janny will NOT be happy

ok

this isn't funny

Neeeeeeeeeeeed a bf :c

alright, there's three pictures
first, there's an oximeter

are you a qt girl?

Then there's this thing called a vent

yeah just chilling senpai

no, qt boy does it matter? i have a hole for your willy.

Do any of you not habitually make antagonistic threads outside of /brit/?

And her mask

Only funny bit was at the end when he asked if email was the best way to keep in touch

why does she need these things

Fuck off faggot.

no, why would you do that?

bit gay isn't it lad?

Tell us about her, why does she wear the mask?

When she falls asleep she stops breathing
this kit essentially forces her to keep breathing

I bounced her head on the pavement in a fit of rage, putting her in to a coma. Nobody knows what happened.

Fuck off Yank

If she took it off, would she die?

oh fuck you too lad
I'm not dating fucking Bane

Faggots get out and go to where your cancer belongs.

Because nobody took her seriously before

>faggot
FOY

Well if she was asleep and someone took it off her yeah she would actually

Nobody cared who she was until she put on the mask

It would be extremely painful.

Since when was faggot only a Yank term?

>Faggots
FOY

Common sense is common (non)sense.

She's a big girl

is she a big guy?

>faggot
FOY

made about 6 posts earlier and didnt get a single you

HOOOORAH!

Yanks need to go to >>>/cum/ where your cancer belongs

>faggot
FOY

So apparently she has something called CCHS, and the way she explained it is that when she falls asleep, her brain doesn't tell her body to keep breathing

Her exact words were "when I fall asleep, my breath falls asleep"
found that explanation quite adorable desu

for me

Faggots

Ask her why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

Choon

youtube.com/watch?v=mRKVRDjcWYo

>Faggots
FOY

Dane?

youtu.be/mrkZQQ_5ywU?t=1m6s

:^)

Actually laughed at this
fuck you

Based Tywin.

Unironically dislike black people

bet he did 2bh
tywin was bumming kevan all the time

haha try living here friend

Ahh yes, I fictional sjw tv series to prove your point

Kill the runt. Cut its throat. Spill its blood.
Kill the runt. Cut its throat. Spill its blood.
Kill the runt. Cut its throat. Spill its blood.
Kill the runt. Cut its throat. Spill its blood.
Kill the runt. Cut its throat. Spill its blood.

Did you lads ever engage with a discreet bit of buggery under bed sheets tho

business idea: dane posting

*tips fedora*

choon

youtube.com/watch?v=hXZWxLSUyg4

with a friend in primary yeh 2bh

rorke

no

wonder where she's from

So Olenna was right :o

Found more footage of thailad.

at that age you don't really know what you're doing lad, it's an exploration experience

Mexico

freak

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! xD

oh cool, thanks

No problem did you listen to the song?

bit rude

He's getting a right plump isn't he?

I knew a lad in primary who would always whip his dick out to other lads in the toilets, one time he grabbed my mate's dick. Related or not, he was half turk.

niggers

hmm....

what song?

knew a couple like that in school as well
bit weird
only one turned out gay tho, hmm...

LOL DRUMP IS RACIST BECAUSE HE IS

the choon that i linked alongside the picture of the mexican girl we just discussed

ah yes. the alt-right

oh right
*walks off*

He is racist.

so THIS is the illusive leader of the alt-right i keep hearing about

She's frozen.

Fucking Debian.

fucking rude little bucket of shite

Was there actually any point in going to uni if I wasn't able to attend one of the really top ones..
I know this fella who does Psychology at Sheffield Hallam and it seems like a waste of time desu senpai

Proofs?

>people constantly on normiebook and during lectures go on about "how stupid americans are", "they're fucked either way they vote" and that "If the idiots had voted for Bernie they wouldn't be in this mess"

I then ask them what's wrong with the policies of either candidate and all I get is "Trump is a xenophobic sexist racist" and that "Come on, really, Hillary? We all know why she's bad"

No. THIS is the leader of the alt-shite.

youtube.com/watch?v=DNagXCKp_qc

Got sent to some ponce event on behalf of the company today lads

Ponce at the door told me there was no more capacity in the seminar I had to attend despite me being 10 minutes early

So I had to walk around the poncey convention thing. Tried to get a roasted duck wrap (assumed it was free) and she tried to charge me 7 quid

7 quid for some shite that's like 2 quid in the Tesco meal deal, outrageous.

the gf

>alt-right

"blah blah blah i have literally never been to London before whine whine blah"

>gf
>g

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HOLD the fucking phone it just took forever. We're back in business boys.

Trump does massive reversals on his policies everyday so it's unknowable where he really stands.

Clinton is the biggest supporter of free trade deals, corporate america, the military industrial complex, imperialism etc.

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Getting my daily dose of Black Pigeon Speaks

rate my beans on toast friends

Want to die lads

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good day at work today lads.

helped lots of people get functional again.

uh oh

>yanks

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interesting interpretation

>It's time for us to leave her
>The voyage is done and the winds don't blow, it's time for us to leave her.

Should've just let Romania take all of you after WWI
absolutely disgusting

wtf i hate celebrities now

rude

Lie and tell me you wouldn't.

Do any of you actually have google friends irl? What are they like?

Might make an Interpals account desu

that looks nice actually

paprika?

i think something is wrong with her vagina

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>tfw too short for interpals
>tfw too ugly for interpals
think I might become the australian jorge

JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

I would cum inside '''''((((her)))''''' mouth.

what if your mum doesn't let you be hardcore?

eye opening

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Bit sexist

Warum?

just happened lads:

>car share with this bloke from work
>he doesn't drive, so I have to drive him every day but he gives me £20 a week for petrol
>pick him up in the morning at 7 on the dot every day no problem
>I clock out at 4 o clock every day and EVERY DAY he is late by 5-10 minutes (with maybe 1-2 exceptions)
>been car sharing for months now, he knows I finish at 4 and every day I am waiting for him to come downstairs
>today I was waiting for 25 minutes so I sent him a text saying leaving in 5 minutes
>no reply and he hadn't shown up so I left
>calls my phone as driving away so he just missed me

was this fair lads? sick of having to wait for him every day, it all adds up and he knows full well I finish at 4 every day

if I manage to do it he should be able to too. I see him fucking around on his phone or the bbc for at least 10 minutes every day so he should be able to leave on time

don't know how he's getting home now though lol probably on the train

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thoughts?

yes, from my grandmas garden

I want one.

fucking hell

youtube.com/watch?v=IYcLOKzPimQ

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I can't tell if this shit is parody or genuine any more.

Literally me, except I'm not a turk

TSSS TSSS

very confused right now

Help lads this is happening . Out of nowhere an army of cows

you've posted this 3 times on different proxies

fuck off

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tiny pecker

This shouldn't be allowed.

If he gets arsey about it just tell him you're sorry but you had a doctor's appointment you needed to get to or something like that.

t. never had a conflict with another human being in my life

youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA

time to post my favourite video

The body looks like Geralt of Rivia 2bh

how is this even possible

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did my first MOCA today on a chap with suspected cognitive deficits

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Absolutely famished lads

All I've had to eat today is some pork and cabbage filled steamed bun

The gf said she was going to take me out to eat but she's fallen asleep

i've found god lads

got a feeling this one will also be a bloke

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gonna buy a lottery ticket

are you still going on about this?

>take a nap at 7:30
>wake up at midnight
>every restaurant shut
looks like it's chocolate for din dins lad

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hold on it's a thursday

I'll wake her up at half 6

Got a uni society pub crawl tonight and I don't know anybody that's going

Hope I don't spazz out haha

marijuana arrived in the post lads

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filters are going mental

GIVE ME A TRAP B/GF NOW

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moar

I'd fuck a good looking trap/tranny

though most of them are ugly so I don't think I'll bother

me

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Well looks like I can't read this thread on the bus haha

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>having a cock under 8 inches

Small pecker gimps

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really need to fuck but the tickting keeps cancelling on me

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>hire a tranny prostitute
>they have a bigger dick than me

ah yes

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which uni lad?
I have nothing to do tonight and I wouldn't mind tagging along

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far too much plastic surgery on this one

ill come with you

Would you like to enjoy a mother of an age at 40-55?

wtf i hate germans now

FUCK OFF HAITI

Rape me

Rape me my friend

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>cum just dribbles out
pathetic

Jerry vs Janny

It looks like the Jerry has this one in the bag

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Aberdeen t b h

Hope I don't bump into poley

well this looks like a fantastic thread

Fuck this mainland continental bullshit

me & the gramps

youtube.com/watch?v=qgLK0Ofa64w

you're dead faggot

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>tfw you don't stuff your hard drive full of smut and just have the odd wank to normal internet porn

oh

wow

JUST WHAT AN EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING

Ah yes, Why is this self-styled so-called Islamic State called so?
It's neither Islamic, nor a state

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I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they're real

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might start drinking

thoughts

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how do you plan on drinking thoughts?

Dubs means the jerry has to fuck off

Very informative thread.

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sorry lad
you have one more chance

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>swede
>posting top milfs

>kraut
>posting rotten traps

swede is a good lad when he isn't going on about fucking kids and that

quite clearly a boy's body
nothing will change those shoulders

Kev idea: Photoshop him to look like a police officer

why do traps have greasy hair?

>that name

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This really REALLY made me think. Wow!

thanks man, I hate when my swedish friends post 2d-kids

roll

yaaaaaas

I think the question should be "If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them would kill 200 people if you eat it, would you still eat them?

put your own oxygen mask on before helping others

What's for tea lads?

We're living in a meme world

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37431509

hmm custodian is really slacking today

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Can't wait for the so-called new thread
I have multiple "makes you think" sort of posts lined up

Business idea, a new trend for taking female hormones but otherwise dressing and acting like a lad, not cross dressing or getting fake tits or chopping your willy off.

Basically: perpetual twinks

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giz a preview

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will not read a SINGLE one

Pottermore now has an official Patronus test
hmm yes very interesting

The janny ALWAYS leaves up trap/gay shit. He wants to it before (reluctantly) performing his duties.

I'm glad I'm not skinny and have a mannish face (also thin head hair)

if I looked vaguely effeminate I'd probably consider being a trap

new

It's not a very exciting preview, but here it goes
"Currently at the gf's and......"

>Those boots

NEW

good edition

bad edition

This desu