BRITISH EDITION
/brit/
/mämmi/
america
JFs out
Trump
im cool B)
Currently at the gf's
The first time I've ever spent any amount of time in a terrace house
Absolutely terrifying that you can hear all of your neibhorus
There was some bloke like 7 doors down boarding up his window because it got smashed the other day and I could hear it all the way in my gf's
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/sverigetråden/
absolutely fed up with this kraut posting tranny pictures
superb edition
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in a bit Jerry
Asuka.
>Labour is a progressive party
>Party leader is an old, grammar school educated, white man
hmmmmm
Really makes you think.
Sat outside a Maccies and it smells so good but mummy is making tea for me when I get home what should I do :(
Kyary
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where have you been
Kyary
was that ribena?
Yoga 710?
>terraced houses
Ah yes, or runt nests as I like to call them
absolutely HATE my nose
you could dock MULTIPLE container ships at the same time as it's used as another runway at Heathrow
Stop typing like such a bender
there's a tranny on lgbt who looks like asuka
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really makes you think
terrace houses are comfy desu
you have a decent sense of community and neighbours that you can rely on
and it works nicely so long as nobody's a complete runt or a heroin junkie or whatever
Learning Javascript
got a green spot on my back lads
i've tried scrubbing and it's not faded it at all
should I go see my gp?
howling
>have been saving every trap from the trapkraut
hmm...
ought to just go to the source and save some time
want Theresa May to read out my internet history dressed in full latex and high heels as she whips me with a riding crop and sodomises me with the HoC ceremonial mace
Massive nose is the sign of a weak jaw and chin lad. I know because I'm in the same boat as you.
But I am one :3
but 9/10 there are multiple runts or heroin junkies
really enjoying sweden's posts at the moment
will be wanking to them later
madman
green? did you get a tattoo and forgot? if not post pic
t. povvo runt
really makes you wank
why
sorry for not be able to post nudes. I don't wanna get banned
hmm
one part of this I agree with at least
>terrace houses are comfy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Need a link for research purposes.
Will be a bit meta when she starts reading out this thread aha
Why are the lads at my college either chavs or unironic autistic memelords?
The memelords were posting "dank memes" in the college chat and I posted "hmmm. Interesting. What is a "meme"?" I have autism, is that a meme?", now they think i'm some actual autist who doesn't have internet at home. Needless to say the chavs bully me, unless they need me to buy cigs for them
Very impressive. Not a fan of this "redoing college with 16 year olds" thing.
I tried to befriend the memers, but my god, they're retarded.
This has been part 1 of "a socially awkward twat goes to college"
to be continued
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>terrace houses are not comfy
FOY
need a latex PM
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i condone this
Isn't it funny that Britain gets invaded both IRL and Cred Forums?
what a great read
STILL dont understand this
not really
well yeah that's the problem with terraces
but if you had a row of terraces full of middle class people it'd be great
Swede poster can stay tbqh
Reading the Epic of Girugamesh
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no :(
>pottermore has an official Patronus test
hmm yes very interesting
based swede giving me fap material
You don't speak for me
definitely not tattoo green
sorry it's not focused correctly
>Scots on the internet
lewd
Just copped the Amazon Echo
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wew lad
are there any photos of the actual shoot out there?
nice wart you vile little cunt
did you get stabbed with a pencil? i still have a green/gray spot on my hand from when i was 9
do you have any more high res milfs
lmk if its any good lid
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Might wank off my dog again
I got stabbed in my eye with a pencil
yes but thats not for Cred Forums
You shouldn't try to befriend any of the 16yr olds you mong, just do your work/classes and clear off.
People in colleges (rather than 6th forms) are runts anyway.
t-thanks
do you think it's that?
no, I've only noticed it recently
ah yes
>Terraced houses
Ah yes I love having no privacy or having my own space. Love living in cramped dark boxes
I hope you're green
Adding advanced 'tube functionality.
jquery's a pretty cool guy
Having a gf who lives a 40 minute train ride away is difficult when you're surrounded by fucking 10/10 amazing uni grilles all day every day
My poor willy
me
>stretch marks but not quite fat yet
that's how you know she's a newlywed
forgot image :^)
AND GAYMEN
cunting sun in my cunting eyes
nah I don't know lad, go to your GP and don't ask for medical advice on fucking /brit/ of all places
>paying to have a botnet with microphone in your house
Fucking hell
take one more of her
what will it do?
is it an automatic updater for the so called schedule?
what does that all mean, what the fuck is grey, like an alien? someone explain it in English please.
>being this much of an abnormie freak you don't know how text conversations work
howling
The book writes it's self
keep going
skip this woman because the whole internet has seen her set
/brit/ diagnosed a condition I have earlier from one post. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
having a go
fink im gooing blind
dont have the energy to get up an close the curtains im just doomed to suffer here
captcha: "anfahrtszone" hehehe
The restaurant's added 15 minutes to your delivery time.
was too busy looking at a qt on the platform that i got on the wrong train
the next stop was 40 minutes away and the conductor didn't believe me so i had pay to get to the wrong station and then wait 20 minutes
cost me an extra £13
Gets the contents of my google drive and builds a little browser iframe where you can click a button to add the video to the playlist.
The last bit was a hassle. ''''easy''''XDM my FUCKING arse.
>tfw ripping your pubes out by hand
>skip this woman because the whole internet has seen her set
probably. Unfortunately I don't have that much more of no-nudes
my dad did this years ago when I was like 11 and we were going to Asda, but my dad was too busy staring at the arse of a woman and we ended up following her onto the wrong bus
fortunately with busses you can get off at the next stop which isn't too far away
Fucking wew, some guy on reddit got arrested and fined for making a comment about not caring that some violent cunt died in police custody in Liverpool.
This country has gone to the dogs.
alri josie
Iron Spider
let the tories hit the poor
let the tories hit the poor
let the tories hit the poor
let the tories hit the...
now thats just creepy
me in the reflection
bit mental how the UK still employs soldiers of a Hindu death cult in their military
haha trump is such a racist sexist homophobic xenophobic transphobic misogynist
Sounds horrible
lost his job as well
mental stuff
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Gurkhas are based
Sometimes scared about the comments I make on Cred Forums in case the police find out somehow haha
>believing tabloid tales
Its epic, they're top lads.
it's fun
even better when you rip out the entire hair follicle
did that women go on to be your mum?
>not liking the based gurkha's
ah yes. canadians
they're top lads
shame they got treated so bad by our government
scared of girls lads
googles apis are pretty cool desu
good luck lad
2017 is going to be a big year
keep going. where did you get your collection from
I never said that, just that its mental
I think its cool
for you
never drink in moderation
always drink a little bit more
>400 bullets and 17 grenades to kill 30 pakis
er is he a rubbish shot or what haha
just gave origin a feedback score of 0 hehehe
DEVILISH
your posts are just too obvious sweetie :3
>Do you really want to give nuclear weapons to TRUMP???
Ah yes because we so regularly use nukes
And AH YES, even so, do we really trust Killary with them?
i suspect its a bit harder than right click to cook, left click to throw.
forgot to attach my frog ffs
Hehehe, you little joker
you will get these hands my friend
>September 2017
>'2018 is going to be the one lads haha'
tumblr (i know), twitter and /s/
>Bailey
Jay?
the majority of the time you shoot to suppress the enemy and control their movement, not to hit them.
multiple European elections next year lad
2016 has already been a huge year
LOVE IT when lefties tell me I can't be against mass immigration because I have a French grandmother
AH YES BECAUSE SHE TOTALLY IMMIGRATED TO BRITAIN WITH 300,000 OTHER FRENCHIES ALL AT ONCE DIDN'T SHE
never 4get
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please follow up on this
Real life is a tad more difficult than CoD mate
muh dik
PSA: If you have a job and a gf you aren't allowed to be upset unless someone dies.
dont stop
@65214186
Just wanting to thank OP for his contributions by standing up against the court jesters and sad nancies who, with malice aforethought, continue to push this DEGENERATE and PERVERSE transvestitism.
#BritOfHabeasCorpus #ImWithHe
thank god I don't have a gf
>slaggy milfs with big chebs edition
VERY GOOD
>lefties
didn't check picture good enough before post so deleted it.
Klingon guile
No luck required senpai, already in place.
this is the first time ive been here in yonks and you catch me out just like that?
maybe i should start impersonating someone else
here chum, made it just for you about 6 months ago
t. weaklings/pussyoles
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>it's a "parents want to order takeaway because the kitchen's awfully messy" episode
ah yes
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clean it up then lad
*crosses the buckinghamshire border with my willy out*
not my fucking mess
they're beekeepers so it's full of hive supers and stuff
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Not just saying this, but I ALWAYS thought he looked like fucking trouble
Thought he'd get done for sex crimes though, not murder
They're also runtkeepers :)
*retreats to the chiltern hills and takes aim*
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probably last one. now you will have your thread back
alri
post fucking machines
clean it up, it wasn't a request lad now get on with it.
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>murder someone
>think because it was a long time ago you can brag about it in your book
kek
If You're Reading This It's Too Late is literally the best album of all time
bad lad
machines
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Its all relative you sperg
If you acquired wealth, gf, and a good job you'd soon adjust to that lifestyle and experience bad moods, perhaps even bouts of depression etc.
What did Wharf mean by this?
good lad
DO AS HE SAYS
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>"And in that autobiography it said that the defendant claimed that whilst living in Amsterdam in 1988 he may have killed a drug addict who was attempting to mug him by punching him and throwing him into a canal in Amsterdam.
cut the inside of my japs eye 2 days ago
reckon it's safe to wank yet?
Ahh yes, VERY good
Dream of marrying a big yummy tits blonde bird
>having parents that allow the house to remain dirty for longer than a few hours
Fucking wew my lad
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alri
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stop please
don't stop
why, are you gay or something?
Ermm how does he/she have tits that big?
If that's true then the inverse must be true.
A guy with no money, no gf and nothing to do all day will have bouts of happiness.
And we all know that's not true.
I enjoy putting big fat girlcocks in my mouth
I consider myself to be heterosexual
boypussy=bestpussy
really tickles the pineal gland
not sure what i want to shag more
milf or tranny
no but i dont like my girls with dick
implants
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DID YOU FORGET THE FILE OR SOMETHING DICKHEAD
I SAID FUCKING MACHINES
NOW
the so called ''patronus''
the russian gf
i dare you to pass these lips sunshine *takes a big fat rip of the vapestick* *CRUNCHES it in half with my powerful, almost rodent-esque incisors* wossat then? my gnashers just mangled your piping? yes mate they did, its seriously broken and fucked up like and thats all because of me and my big bitey mouth aha
Do you practice kegel exercises for better cumshots?
I didn't think it was successful until I finished one day on this cunt's useless mug and shit was like milk laser all over her forehead, hair and directly )quite literally) uper right nostril.
Doing the urination kegels has shown the potential to cause a urinary tract infection.
Alri Shlomo
want a tranny to fuck me up the arse
any updates on the tim situation?
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Not even in drakes top 3 projects off yourself
bin both of yourselves you cretins
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>drake
Want to shag a milf tranny tbf
>drake was ever good
Did that tranny who sucked of the old guy post another picture in the Swedish general?
only americans think that every woman get fat when they get married
and stretch mark isn't really that uncommon
dead gimmick
Channel 4 can't have its cake and eat it, it would appear.
I am ambivalent about this programme, but I do value loyalty. So well done Ms Berry.
tazmul
>Drake
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might become a Russian bride, lads.
same
maybe one day lad
and just who in fuck are you matey mcmateface
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good idea, when are we meeting
Lads, I went back to the town I grew up in today after being away for about eight years and found that there's loads of brown people living there now. It's a smallish town, semi-rural, previously the only non-whites I saw were the couple who owned the Chinese takeaway.
The weird thing is they're not Pakis or blacks, they're meme brown people, like jungle Asians. They walk around in packs. Wtf are they, why have they come here?
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what was the tune of the summer lads?
that M83 one?
Thursday night?
Time to browse the chon!
i already paid one to do it and contracted hiv
Filipinos?
Why the fuck is trannyposting allowed here
Should be banned, you've got /lgbt/ for that
>inb4 ''waaaaaaaaaaa''
Yes, and My Little Pony was banned for the same reason: Nobody wants to see it except for a handful of disgusting freaks who spam it.
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what town is it?
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darude - sandstorm
fucking revolting, you'd need a mental illness to find that abomination
tfw no mommy gf
Yiu're half rigbt, but such people do exist. After like 40k USD income people don't get much happier, companionship is important but everyone adjusts.
See Richard Layard's book and Kahneman & Deaton's work.
Made eggs in a basket for breaky lads
almost started tearing up outside on the way home lads
Nepalese... pretty worthless lower class rubbish
You're in Kent right?
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Me and the missus
Would rather be completely fucking poor but have loads of great friends, a gf and good family than be rich with absolutely nothing
How's the ol bum holding up after that?
why did CJ leather some dutch cunt into a canal lads?
nobhead
Not sure. They're short and brown, have chinky eyes but they don't seem to be Muslim.
Prefer not to say.
Maybe, and no not Kent.
its just one guy, the same one who used to post scat here all the time
he has 10000 proxies so you cant really deter him
daaaaarbysher? daaaaaaaaaarbysher? look at me florence im from daaaaaaaaaaarbysher, oh lets go to the darby and watch some racecars florence ooh darbysher ooh ooh
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>I can cheat on him when he's still my fiancee but not when after he becomes my husband
woman logic
*tears you up*
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I want a British gf
I don't see what's so bad about it as long as it's a hot tranny
There's a reason for this lad
Natural large influxes of a certain minority that aren't commonly found in the UK isn't normal
They probably opened some sort of center nearby
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Went to the library but it didn't have books so I'm going to have buy them
>last night of freedom
Where did this meme come from?
Just as a laugh
literally seen an engaged girl get with 2 lads the other night
why is he wearing a suit
bit mean lads
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>it's a southern ponce pretending he isn't posh
Eating it right now senpai
>EVER getting married
Gonna' send you some BTC or ETH, just need an address.
youtube.com
absolute banger
I wish I knew.
How can being in a committed relationship entitle you to get with other men?
fugg
nuh. my bf must be European so I'd be able to make a visa and fly to the country on my own. UK is too hard, only Polish pussies for u
check this fucking ponce out lads
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No you don't
counter tranny posting with slags lads
How do you think your parents would feel if you killed yourself?
delet this
why were you a bit teary then?
>brit
took all of the books out of the library earlier lads, haha
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>inb4 slagposters get banned and trannyspammer doesn't
>57,575,521 views
what
would lick the shit out of her arse
Tell me one reason not to want a British gf?
Whats wrong with her vagina
relieved
They're likely Nepalese, we've been importing them by the boatfuls recently because of muh ghurkas blah blah
Relieved haha
nice celebration. I think it's normal to make such parties, I know they're common among guys before wedding.
smell of samosas
Doesn't your library have a limit on how many books you can take out????
omfg
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saw someone I knew and thought about for a bit then I felt sad out of no reason. idk just had a really bad day
what's surprising about that?
1 is a fucking cracker
1,3,2,4
sauce on her?
Why would you want to marry a woman who's cheating on you before marriage?
KEK
I don't care.
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>leave brit for a couple hours
>come back
>haitinigger is still here
I want a Swiss gf
I went to Switzerland last summer and literally did not see a single ugly or fat girl for the whole 2 weeks
Nothing but 7s, 8s, 9s and 10s
killed someone in 1972 lads haha go on tell the coppers its not like they can do anything cause it was ages ago haha
relieved
4,2,1,5,6,3
new
>CJ de Mooi isn't his real name
>He changed it himself
>It means CJ the Beautiful in Dutch
What a fucking twat haha
ive already reserved them all so you cant have any
I'd lick every last drop of that cum off her gorgeous cock
one looks like a tranny you fucking poof
>her
u gay bro?
Help me to find a British gf and I help you to find a Swiss gf.
now I remember why I filtered Sweden
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there it is again
Probably say "Thank fook t'miserable little wanker has fooked off. Toss his ashes intbin and stick t'kettle on"
cassie brooks
its been in the last 2 threads you selectively sighted salami sandwich
what the fuck is wrong with the swede
who /HYPE/ here?
Not sure how people listen to entire albums
60% of the songs in any album are always shite fillers
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see
same la
Hes from sweden
NEW
ta mate
no
>Sutton Coldfield
0121 ON THE FUCKING MAP
BRUMMIE PRIDE WORLDWIDE
>When someone outs himself as a pleb right in front of your eyes
That is legitmately the worst lineup I have ever seen.
>julia hartley brewer
Worse than useless.
Right lads I have
500g mince beef
3 bell peppers
bunch of spring onions
cherry tomatoes
frozen peas
frozen carrot batons
frozen green bean
eggs
white basmati rice
brown rice
What meal can I make with this?
>not reading every post in every thread you miss
how do you even stay up to date...
>he listens to music that has over 100,000 views on YouTube
Literally sat here lmaoing
Why would you want to marry a man who's cheating on you before marriage?
KEK
It's just a tradition among normal people to make men-only/women-only last parties before wedding to celebrate the last day of sexual freedom. We call them devichniki and malchicniki
A shit chilli
How is being in a relationship sexual freedom? By your logic, they could cheat on eachother for years if they're not married.
FINALLY
janny
just checking to see if i'm still here
>Today was a good day
>I fired another useless cunt
The amount of people that just went ">JANNY" proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Cred Forums.
That's the worst looking thing I've ever seen
especially when combinned with her bucked teeth, truly she should have invested the money from that cosmetic surgery abomination into some braces
Reminder that /brit/ is a biggie smalls general
finally
what was the fucking point you fucking twat
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The Unpaid One...
Which are you?
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Stop bullying the janny, you know you were sick of the tranny spam as well
HE'S
>he listens to music on YouTube
Literally sat here lmaoing
If, when you're angry, your automatic reflex is to use language like "faggot" to fire back, you are not safe for queer ppl to be around
ill take a lovely plump janny over a dirty little tranny anyday
TRANNY > JANNY
N E W
new
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It's really okay that Sweden shall be culled.
They are per capita even worse than Americans in matters of "degeneracy" / perverse sex / leftist shite.
A suicidal race thatwe should only feel bad the pussy went to waste in the process.
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