/brit/

BRITISH EDITION

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/mämmi/

america

JFs out

Trump

im cool B)

Currently at the gf's

The first time I've ever spent any amount of time in a terrace house

Absolutely terrifying that you can hear all of your neibhorus

There was some bloke like 7 doors down boarding up his window because it got smashed the other day and I could hear it all the way in my gf's

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/sverigetråden/

absolutely fed up with this kraut posting tranny pictures

superb edition

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in a bit Jerry

Asuka.

>Labour is a progressive party
>Party leader is an old, grammar school educated, white man
hmmmmm

Really makes you think.

Sat outside a Maccies and it smells so good but mummy is making tea for me when I get home what should I do :(

Kyary

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where have you been

Kyary

was that ribena?

Yoga 710?

>terraced houses
Ah yes, or runt nests as I like to call them

absolutely HATE my nose
you could dock MULTIPLE container ships at the same time as it's used as another runway at Heathrow

Stop typing like such a bender

there's a tranny on lgbt who looks like asuka

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really makes you think

terrace houses are comfy desu

you have a decent sense of community and neighbours that you can rely on

and it works nicely so long as nobody's a complete runt or a heroin junkie or whatever

Learning Javascript

got a green spot on my back lads

i've tried scrubbing and it's not faded it at all

should I go see my gp?

howling

>have been saving every trap from the trapkraut
hmm...
ought to just go to the source and save some time

want Theresa May to read out my internet history dressed in full latex and high heels as she whips me with a riding crop and sodomises me with the HoC ceremonial mace

Massive nose is the sign of a weak jaw and chin lad. I know because I'm in the same boat as you.

But I am one :3

but 9/10 there are multiple runts or heroin junkies

really enjoying sweden's posts at the moment
will be wanking to them later

madman

green? did you get a tattoo and forgot? if not post pic

t. povvo runt

really makes you wank

why

sorry for not be able to post nudes. I don't wanna get banned

hmm

one part of this I agree with at least

>terrace houses are comfy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Need a link for research purposes.

Will be a bit meta when she starts reading out this thread aha

Why are the lads at my college either chavs or unironic autistic memelords?

The memelords were posting "dank memes" in the college chat and I posted "hmmm. Interesting. What is a "meme"?" I have autism, is that a meme?", now they think i'm some actual autist who doesn't have internet at home. Needless to say the chavs bully me, unless they need me to buy cigs for them

Very impressive. Not a fan of this "redoing college with 16 year olds" thing.

I tried to befriend the memers, but my god, they're retarded.

This has been part 1 of "a socially awkward twat goes to college"

to be continued

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>terrace houses are not comfy
FOY

need a latex PM

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i condone this

Isn't it funny that Britain gets invaded both IRL and Cred Forums?

what a great read

Truth lads

twitter.com/Goudie15/status/630809066315628545

STILL dont understand this

not really

well yeah that's the problem with terraces

but if you had a row of terraces full of middle class people it'd be great

Swede poster can stay tbqh

Reading the Epic of Girugamesh

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no :(

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>pottermore has an official Patronus test
hmm yes very interesting

based swede giving me fap material

You don't speak for me

definitely not tattoo green
sorry it's not focused correctly

>Scots on the internet

lewd

Just copped the Amazon Echo

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wew lad

are there any photos of the actual shoot out there?

nice wart you vile little cunt

did you get stabbed with a pencil? i still have a green/gray spot on my hand from when i was 9

do you have any more high res milfs

lmk if its any good lid

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Might wank off my dog again

I got stabbed in my eye with a pencil

yes but thats not for Cred Forums

You shouldn't try to befriend any of the 16yr olds you mong, just do your work/classes and clear off.

People in colleges (rather than 6th forms) are runts anyway.

t-thanks
do you think it's that?
no, I've only noticed it recently

ah yes

>Terraced houses

Ah yes I love having no privacy or having my own space. Love living in cramped dark boxes

I hope you're green

Adding advanced 'tube functionality.
jquery's a pretty cool guy

Having a gf who lives a 40 minute train ride away is difficult when you're surrounded by fucking 10/10 amazing uni grilles all day every day

My poor willy

me

>stretch marks but not quite fat yet
that's how you know she's a newlywed

forgot image :^)

AND GAYMEN

cunting sun in my cunting eyes

nah I don't know lad, go to your GP and don't ask for medical advice on fucking /brit/ of all places

>paying to have a botnet with microphone in your house

Fucking hell

take one more of her

what will it do?

is it an automatic updater for the so called schedule?

what does that all mean, what the fuck is grey, like an alien? someone explain it in English please.

>being this much of an abnormie freak you don't know how text conversations work
howling

The book writes it's self

keep going
skip this woman because the whole internet has seen her set

/brit/ diagnosed a condition I have earlier from one post. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

having a go

fink im gooing blind
dont have the energy to get up an close the curtains im just doomed to suffer here

captcha: "anfahrtszone" hehehe

The restaurant's added 15 minutes to your delivery time.

was too busy looking at a qt on the platform that i got on the wrong train

the next stop was 40 minutes away and the conductor didn't believe me so i had pay to get to the wrong station and then wait 20 minutes

cost me an extra £13

Gets the contents of my google drive and builds a little browser iframe where you can click a button to add the video to the playlist.
The last bit was a hassle. ''''easy''''XDM my FUCKING arse.

>tfw ripping your pubes out by hand

>skip this woman because the whole internet has seen her set
probably. Unfortunately I don't have that much more of no-nudes

my dad did this years ago when I was like 11 and we were going to Asda, but my dad was too busy staring at the arse of a woman and we ended up following her onto the wrong bus

fortunately with busses you can get off at the next stop which isn't too far away

Fucking wew, some guy on reddit got arrested and fined for making a comment about not caring that some violent cunt died in police custody in Liverpool.

This country has gone to the dogs.

alri josie

Iron Spider

let the tories hit the poor
let the tories hit the poor
let the tories hit the poor
let the tories hit the...

now thats just creepy

me in the reflection

bit mental how the UK still employs soldiers of a Hindu death cult in their military

haha trump is such a racist sexist homophobic xenophobic transphobic misogynist

Sounds horrible

lost his job as well

mental stuff

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Gurkhas are based

Sometimes scared about the comments I make on Cred Forums in case the police find out somehow haha

>believing tabloid tales

Its epic, they're top lads.

it's fun

even better when you rip out the entire hair follicle

did that women go on to be your mum?

>not liking the based gurkha's

ah yes. canadians

they're top lads

shame they got treated so bad by our government

scared of girls lads

googles apis are pretty cool desu

good luck lad

2017 is going to be a big year

keep going. where did you get your collection from

I never said that, just that its mental
I think its cool

for you

never drink in moderation

always drink a little bit more

>400 bullets and 17 grenades to kill 30 pakis
er is he a rubbish shot or what haha

just gave origin a feedback score of 0 hehehe

DEVILISH

your posts are just too obvious sweetie :3

>Do you really want to give nuclear weapons to TRUMP???

Ah yes because we so regularly use nukes

And AH YES, even so, do we really trust Killary with them?

i suspect its a bit harder than right click to cook, left click to throw.

forgot to attach my frog ffs

Hehehe, you little joker

you will get these hands my friend

youtube.com/watch?v=apfaDqcf2FA

>September 2017
>'2018 is going to be the one lads haha'

tumblr (i know), twitter and /s/

>Bailey
Jay?

the majority of the time you shoot to suppress the enemy and control their movement, not to hit them.

multiple European elections next year lad
2016 has already been a huge year

LOVE IT when lefties tell me I can't be against mass immigration because I have a French grandmother

AH YES BECAUSE SHE TOTALLY IMMIGRATED TO BRITAIN WITH 300,000 OTHER FRENCHIES ALL AT ONCE DIDN'T SHE

never 4get

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please follow up on this

Real life is a tad more difficult than CoD mate

muh dik

PSA: If you have a job and a gf you aren't allowed to be upset unless someone dies.

dont stop

@65214186

Just wanting to thank OP for his contributions by standing up against the court jesters and sad nancies who, with malice aforethought, continue to push this DEGENERATE and PERVERSE transvestitism.

#BritOfHabeasCorpus #ImWithHe

thank god I don't have a gf

>slaggy milfs with big chebs edition

VERY GOOD

>lefties

didn't check picture good enough before post so deleted it.

Klingon guile

No luck required senpai, already in place.

this is the first time ive been here in yonks and you catch me out just like that?
maybe i should start impersonating someone else

here chum, made it just for you about 6 months ago

t. weaklings/pussyoles

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>it's a "parents want to order takeaway because the kitchen's awfully messy" episode

ah yes

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clean it up then lad

*crosses the buckinghamshire border with my willy out*

not my fucking mess

they're beekeepers so it's full of hive supers and stuff

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Not just saying this, but I ALWAYS thought he looked like fucking trouble

Thought he'd get done for sex crimes though, not murder

They're also runtkeepers :)

*retreats to the chiltern hills and takes aim*

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probably last one. now you will have your thread back

alri

post fucking machines

clean it up, it wasn't a request lad now get on with it.

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>murder someone
>think because it was a long time ago you can brag about it in your book

kek

If You're Reading This It's Too Late is literally the best album of all time

bad lad

machines

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Its all relative you sperg

If you acquired wealth, gf, and a good job you'd soon adjust to that lifestyle and experience bad moods, perhaps even bouts of depression etc.

What did Wharf mean by this?

good lad

DO AS HE SAYS

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>"And in that autobiography it said that the defendant claimed that whilst living in Amsterdam in 1988 he may have killed a drug addict who was attempting to mug him by punching him and throwing him into a canal in Amsterdam.

cut the inside of my japs eye 2 days ago

reckon it's safe to wank yet?

Ahh yes, VERY good

Dream of marrying a big yummy tits blonde bird

>having parents that allow the house to remain dirty for longer than a few hours

Fucking wew my lad

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alri

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stop please

don't stop

why, are you gay or something?

Ermm how does he/she have tits that big?

If that's true then the inverse must be true.

A guy with no money, no gf and nothing to do all day will have bouts of happiness.

And we all know that's not true.

I enjoy putting big fat girlcocks in my mouth

I consider myself to be heterosexual

boypussy=bestpussy

really tickles the pineal gland

not sure what i want to shag more

milf or tranny

no but i dont like my girls with dick

implants

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DID YOU FORGET THE FILE OR SOMETHING DICKHEAD

I SAID FUCKING MACHINES
NOW

the so called ''patronus''

the russian gf

i dare you to pass these lips sunshine *takes a big fat rip of the vapestick* *CRUNCHES it in half with my powerful, almost rodent-esque incisors* wossat then? my gnashers just mangled your piping? yes mate they did, its seriously broken and fucked up like and thats all because of me and my big bitey mouth aha

Do you practice kegel exercises for better cumshots?

I didn't think it was successful until I finished one day on this cunt's useless mug and shit was like milk laser all over her forehead, hair and directly )quite literally) uper right nostril.

Doing the urination kegels has shown the potential to cause a urinary tract infection.

Alri Shlomo

want a tranny to fuck me up the arse

any updates on the tim situation?

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Not even in drakes top 3 projects off yourself

bin both of yourselves you cretins

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>drake

Want to shag a milf tranny tbf

>drake was ever good

Did that tranny who sucked of the old guy post another picture in the Swedish general?

only americans think that every woman get fat when they get married
and stretch mark isn't really that uncommon

dead gimmick

Channel 4 can't have its cake and eat it, it would appear.

I am ambivalent about this programme, but I do value loyalty. So well done Ms Berry.

tazmul

>Drake

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might become a Russian bride, lads.

same

maybe one day lad

and just who in fuck are you matey mcmateface

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good idea, when are we meeting

Lads, I went back to the town I grew up in today after being away for about eight years and found that there's loads of brown people living there now. It's a smallish town, semi-rural, previously the only non-whites I saw were the couple who owned the Chinese takeaway.

The weird thing is they're not Pakis or blacks, they're meme brown people, like jungle Asians. They walk around in packs. Wtf are they, why have they come here?

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what was the tune of the summer lads?

that M83 one?

Thursday night?

Time to browse the chon!

i already paid one to do it and contracted hiv

Filipinos?

Why the fuck is trannyposting allowed here

Should be banned, you've got /lgbt/ for that

>inb4 ''waaaaaaaaaaa''

Yes, and My Little Pony was banned for the same reason: Nobody wants to see it except for a handful of disgusting freaks who spam it.

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what town is it?

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darude - sandstorm

fucking revolting, you'd need a mental illness to find that abomination

tfw no mommy gf

Yiu're half rigbt, but such people do exist. After like 40k USD income people don't get much happier, companionship is important but everyone adjusts.

See Richard Layard's book and Kahneman & Deaton's work.

Made eggs in a basket for breaky lads

almost started tearing up outside on the way home lads

Nepalese... pretty worthless lower class rubbish

You're in Kent right?

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Me and the missus

Would rather be completely fucking poor but have loads of great friends, a gf and good family than be rich with absolutely nothing

How's the ol bum holding up after that?

why did CJ leather some dutch cunt into a canal lads?

nobhead

Not sure. They're short and brown, have chinky eyes but they don't seem to be Muslim.
Prefer not to say.
Maybe, and no not Kent.

its just one guy, the same one who used to post scat here all the time
he has 10000 proxies so you cant really deter him

daaaaarbysher? daaaaaaaaaarbysher? look at me florence im from daaaaaaaaaaarbysher, oh lets go to the darby and watch some racecars florence ooh darbysher ooh ooh

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>I can cheat on him when he's still my fiancee but not when after he becomes my husband
woman logic

*tears you up*

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I want a British gf

I don't see what's so bad about it as long as it's a hot tranny

There's a reason for this lad

Natural large influxes of a certain minority that aren't commonly found in the UK isn't normal

They probably opened some sort of center nearby

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Went to the library but it didn't have books so I'm going to have buy them

>last night of freedom
Where did this meme come from?

Just as a laugh

literally seen an engaged girl get with 2 lads the other night

why is he wearing a suit

bit mean lads

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>it's a southern ponce pretending he isn't posh

Eating it right now senpai

>EVER getting married

Gonna' send you some BTC or ETH, just need an address.

youtube.com/watch?v=zO9RzrhYR-I

absolute banger

I wish I knew.

How can being in a committed relationship entitle you to get with other men?

fugg

nuh. my bf must be European so I'd be able to make a visa and fly to the country on my own. UK is too hard, only Polish pussies for u

check this fucking ponce out lads

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No you don't

counter tranny posting with slags lads

How do you think your parents would feel if you killed yourself?

delet this

why were you a bit teary then?

>brit

took all of the books out of the library earlier lads, haha

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>inb4 slagposters get banned and trannyspammer doesn't

>57,575,521 views

what

would lick the shit out of her arse

Tell me one reason not to want a British gf?

Whats wrong with her vagina

relieved

They're likely Nepalese, we've been importing them by the boatfuls recently because of muh ghurkas blah blah

Relieved haha

nice celebration. I think it's normal to make such parties, I know they're common among guys before wedding.

smell of samosas

Doesn't your library have a limit on how many books you can take out????

omfg

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saw someone I knew and thought about for a bit then I felt sad out of no reason. idk just had a really bad day

what's surprising about that?

1 is a fucking cracker

1,3,2,4

sauce on her?

Why would you want to marry a woman who's cheating on you before marriage?

KEK

I don't care.

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>leave brit for a couple hours
>come back
>haitinigger is still here

I want a Swiss gf

I went to Switzerland last summer and literally did not see a single ugly or fat girl for the whole 2 weeks

Nothing but 7s, 8s, 9s and 10s

killed someone in 1972 lads haha go on tell the coppers its not like they can do anything cause it was ages ago haha

relieved

4,2,1,5,6,3

new

>CJ de Mooi isn't his real name
>He changed it himself
>It means CJ the Beautiful in Dutch
What a fucking twat haha

ive already reserved them all so you cant have any

I'd lick every last drop of that cum off her gorgeous cock

one looks like a tranny you fucking poof

>her
u gay bro?
Help me to find a British gf and I help you to find a Swiss gf.

now I remember why I filtered Sweden

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there it is again

Probably say "Thank fook t'miserable little wanker has fooked off. Toss his ashes intbin and stick t'kettle on"

cassie brooks

its been in the last 2 threads you selectively sighted salami sandwich

what the fuck is wrong with the swede

who /HYPE/ here?

Not sure how people listen to entire albums

60% of the songs in any album are always shite fillers

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see

same la

Hes from sweden

NEW

ta mate

no

>Sutton Coldfield
0121 ON THE FUCKING MAP
BRUMMIE PRIDE WORLDWIDE

>When someone outs himself as a pleb right in front of your eyes

That is legitmately the worst lineup I have ever seen.

>julia hartley brewer
Worse than useless.

Right lads I have

500g mince beef
3 bell peppers
bunch of spring onions
cherry tomatoes
frozen peas
frozen carrot batons
frozen green bean
eggs
white basmati rice
brown rice

What meal can I make with this?

>not reading every post in every thread you miss
how do you even stay up to date...

>he listens to music that has over 100,000 views on YouTube

Literally sat here lmaoing

Why would you want to marry a man who's cheating on you before marriage?
KEK
It's just a tradition among normal people to make men-only/women-only last parties before wedding to celebrate the last day of sexual freedom. We call them devichniki and malchicniki

A shit chilli

How is being in a relationship sexual freedom? By your logic, they could cheat on eachother for years if they're not married.

FINALLY

janny

just checking to see if i'm still here

>Today was a good day
>I fired another useless cunt

The amount of people that just went ">JANNY" proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Cred Forums.

That's the worst looking thing I've ever seen

especially when combinned with her bucked teeth, truly she should have invested the money from that cosmetic surgery abomination into some braces

Reminder that /brit/ is a biggie smalls general

finally

what was the fucking point you fucking twat

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The Unpaid One...

Which are you?

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Stop bullying the janny, you know you were sick of the tranny spam as well

HE'S

>he listens to music on YouTube

Literally sat here lmaoing

If, when you're angry, your automatic reflex is to use language like "faggot" to fire back, you are not safe for queer ppl to be around

ill take a lovely plump janny over a dirty little tranny anyday

TRANNY > JANNY

N E W

new

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It's really okay that Sweden shall be culled.

They are per capita even worse than Americans in matters of "degeneracy" / perverse sex / leftist shite.

A suicidal race thatwe should only feel bad the pussy went to waste in the process.

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