Why do Americans smile?

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Ignorance is bliss

Because they are happy unlike poor immigrant plumber polacks

fat is bliss

Because they where not annexed by Russia

they're happy

Success brings happiness

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they're what?

>tfw no Yank gf

God smiled upon our land (and pissed on the other, lesser lands)

not even memeing: we do it to counter the spread of Russian/other non-American influence. Smiling in public puts you dimensions away from the average Russian. I smile everyday so that my country remains AMERICAN.

sunlight

how do yurodarks make it through winter without killing themselves?

low iq

That sucks. People in the PNW complain all the time about the constant overcast. I can't imagine how Euros deal with it.

alcohol

>smiling is for the uneducated. I am well acquainted with the darkness within humanity's soul, and I fully embrace it. That embrace elevates me about the pathetic, blissful humans who are ignorant of just how much dark energy I carry. When they see me frown, they think me arrogant... but they're wrong. The dark crypt of Satan's knowledge is all mine to wield

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>iclanders live in darkness 80% of the time
top kek

To hide the pain.

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/thread

living in the Finland/Russia border must be depressing as fuck

if being ignorant, you can cordially enjoy every thing on the world as much as you want.
it goes same for naive children.

I really hope to reborn as an American.

Collective insecurity

>Amerismiles

With nihilism and depression, mostly.

They're faggots if they complain

difficult weather builds strong character, and it's super-comfy

sun-loving niggers should be deported to sahara, to enjoy their beloved fireball

someone takes a pic then everyone acts like they're having the best fun then they go back to what they were doing

>make eye contact with yuro
>he soils himself
And we're the weird ones?