people roleplaying as countries

> people roleplaying as countries

*occupies Belarus*

I see no problem with this.

*calls for an emergency UN meeting*

*takes the entire Pacific seashore*

it's cringey af my nigga Harambe

>when an american calls you dad

*reclaims all of finno-ugric lands and forms finno-ugric empire*

*nukes belgrade*

it's cute

>Gets mad bc Finns allow Swedish as a secondary language and starts a civil war leading to Russia conquering Ugria

Estonia fucks up again

*rapes finngol qt*

*shoots another russian jet*

*shags the missus*

*farts*

*shoves you*
no!
*removes kebab*
don't you dare return

*asks NATO to shoot down turk jets*

*invites serbia over for drinks*

*makes 10000000 threads on Cred Forums and Cred Forums about poland to get the rush of dopamine that attention gives*

*genocides poles*

*accepts*
what are we drinking tonight my orthodox brother?

*sharts in mart*

get ow-ut of me thread eeh!? (sorry)

what did he mean by this?

Rakija and wine sounds perfect

*genocides minority x*

allah the greatest

>declares war on Latvia, eventually conquering it
>triggers a response from Russia and nato
>sides with Russia
>signs a treaty and attacks Lithuania
>Russia enters and conquers Ukraine and ex-yu
>Poland surrenders without conflict
>Finland stays neutral
>Russia invades France and Germany
>Both are easily defeated
>USA enters conflict
>Conquer Finland, meet little resistance because finns are too autistic to hold a gun
>invade and pillage what is left of New Damascus (Stockholm)
>USA uses nukes on Russian front
>Russia nukes China
>Blames USA
>China nukes USA
>full on nuclear war
>Chill in irl fallout 3

Estonia wins

*gets mad all of a sudden*
*genocides half of the thread*
*starts a world war*

DADDY

*sharts everywhere*

*gives up half the country to america*

*unsheates leaf blower*

c-can i join? i'm 100% greek i swer

*backstabs you*

*surrenders*

rude desu

gracias familia

*denies involvement in genocide y*

damn dirty mudslime sand nigger degenerate gorilla faggot shit eatting subhuman, get cancer and watch me jam your filthy whore moms rectum up my car exhaust pipe and blow her up like a balloon.

*it was a hologram*
pssh.. ain't making me a fool twice, kiddo
*reopens thesalonikki front*

The eternal Ă–ster

*denies it even more...*
*... goes so far as to propose criminalizing the suggestion*

You're going down cyka!

*changes flag*

*revolts against Yurop*
*asks Yurop for help*
*revolts against Yurop*
*asks Yurop for help*
*revolts against Yurop*

*gets rekt*
*cries*

*calls in roaches*

*takes another loan*

*suddenly coup*

uhh sorry buddy, technical problems

"Am I in, kurwa?"

*sweeps radioactive waste under the carpet*

*sages*

*intervenes*

It'll be alright, buddy