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legit /brit/ edition

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hankering for wankering

British culture and redheaded waifus.

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안녕
Annyeong

my pomegranate is still not finished and im full
any1 want some?

>janny wont delete this one
>and he'll delete any proper threads after this one, just to watch us suffer

Nice call Canadian

need slags to be posted for the up and coming wankarooney

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Why do I see Mudslimes covering their mouth when they speak on the phone?

£5 to whoever can find something more pathetic than kpop

>404 page
>youtube.com/watch?v=49vZhQlAEyk

eh?

grime

Really makes you think

>set of a series of bombs injuring 29 people, injure 2 policemen but get captured alive

>break down in the middle of the road, get shot

really tugging on the neurons

710?

just broke my finger trying to break my toes

me on the left

fuck off matty boy

pakiboo

I have a suggestion - search the names of some girls you fancied in school and add "myspace" at the end.

Social media privacy wasn't what it is now, so a lot of them will still have an account they haven't been on in years and all their pics will be public

If you're going to have a wank, make it a nostalgia wank.

people who listen to it

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grime listeners have sex

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the gf

The losers who listen to it and post ugly chink pictures on a thread about British culture

ALRIGHT GRANDAD LMAO WHY DONT WE JUST FIND EVERYONES BEBO

good post
debatable

how tall is she?

looks quite big

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Yeah, I suppose if you had a facebook account when you were 10 and they taught social media skills as a GCSE in your school. you're probably too young for this

The gf

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forcing myself to wank to Orientals in order to mentally prepare.
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think ive narrowed the problem down to her nose
can't say her face would be attractive if she fixed her nose, but the nose is making it unattractive

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not debateable at all
grime is the in thing with normies rn

What separates Mosley fascism to socialism? Aesthetics?

thinking about the jewish question

Chin is too robust

>grime is the in thing with normies rn

i'll robust your chin m8

not being a cuck

FANCY SOME JEWISH TITCOW BEAVER, LADS????????????????????????????????

settle down grandad i just fluffed your pillows
sorry you might not understand let me rephrase in dinosaurese: eeeeeeyyyyyyroooooooooooooooooaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggyooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

dress getting a bit tight

So we all agree rosy has a disgusting face and amazing tits but the question is; do the chebs outweigh her face?

They do for me, best tits I've ever seen

imagine mentioning you like kpop to a normal member of society

your life would pretty much be over. everyone would constantly laugh at you behind your back

>from scotland
>I've never worn a kilt in my life

no they fucking don't

face > body any day of the week

Don't get it. He seems like a socialist with a Europe fetish.

shes not very desirable at all actually, weird body shape

t. pathetic abnormie shut in

fit birds listen to skepta and stormzy

kill them
question answered

didn't myspace delete all the personal accounts?

pretty sure it's 100% music pages now

10/10 body
3/10 face

I'd fuck her

i mean, you havent even seen them naked unless ive missed something

you cant really judge chebs fully until youve seen them bare, a lot of girls look great when theyve got a bra/top on but go to shit real fast when flopping about

spoiler that HOG

What's her name?

>slags from MySpace era
This can go two ways
Fuck off nonce or fuck off grandad

me on the left

there's an old man at my work who unironically listens to k-pop on his ipad every single day, and sings along to it in the lounge

>fit birds listen to skepta and stormzy

take a walk outside your council estate you delusional mong

superb work lad

ah yes because fascism is synonymous with government by the people

talk a walk around most rustler group campuses lid

Very good point
There's definitely pics of her tits somewhere why haven't they been posted here yet?

DOES THE VIZ STILL EXIST

as an actual non compensating normal member of society i can confirm that grime has become the new "i dont listen to mainstream music" mainstream music

Uganda be kidding me

seen stormzy at a music festival over the summer and it was rammed with fanny

there are pics of her chebs in a see through bra

just google image search slagtits

Forgot what Fat Cam looks like, lads.

filled with dread at the thought of living the 9-5 life for the next 40 years

could probably kill 2 people and get less in prison

I see them rapping along to it every Friday night in the club
Stop embarrassing yourself now

its a bit true, at least for skepta. he's the only one that reached mainstream for the ones that are "subversive" (the indie people) here

yeah ive seen it

doesnt prove anything while still having a bra on to hold them in place perfectly

would quite like to have a Range Rover

>in the staff room at work today with five girls all 20-25
>talking about weird shit and can tell it's embarrassing me
>they all must have virgin sensors of something
>one of them says when they're struggling to force a shit out they can put two fingers in their fanny and push the shit out from inside

not a fan

Opiate withdrawals are fucking SHIIIIIIIIIIIT.

The runny nose and anxiety are the fucking worst. Luckily I've a few days off work so can get the worst over with during that time.

fuck off

oi m8, me n me mum took a trip down the clippitty clop at 10bong this mornin govena, and I tell ya wot m8, wut we found wus a bit of topopbingcobblyjobber!! oie could ardly beleive in me own oiys at the very moment, n me mum was avin a eart attack roit there m8 I swear on me mum, so i had me a quick wank and got pissed wiff me m8s

this definitely happened

That's disgusting

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the state of your women

To: 65222260

Didn't read this post.

>staff room
teacher?

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stunning retort lad

you really showed me x

>Hi I'm an Italian girl, I'm living in Dublin and I'm doing an internship here, I'm looking for Irish people who are interested in doing a tandem with me. So you can learn Italian language speaking Italian with me and I can improve my English with you, we can speak one hour Italian and one hour English. Please let me know if you are interested.

ah yes it's another episode of me getting a shag

why do fat girls have discolouring around their fannies and arses

How would a Mosley led government work?

maybe it's true because the flesh between the fanny and the arse is quite thin

i did

Gonna shower and do my second round of scabies cream

Wish me luck lads, hopefully it's gone for good this time x

Fascism

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not again

what are you getting your gf for christmas lads?

'nt

finished your post for you x

Stormzys new album

MILK IN BAGS

a visa

bums
bums and.... and...... and willys

Mein Kampf

i played with your mum's milky bags last night

Do you rate him as a poster lads?
I do tbqh

did I do good?

Perfume

New Red Dwarf on tonizzers ladz.

>not the sony(tm) ps4(tm) pro(tm)
this is not #4theplayers

no

Mentally prepare for what? Stepping outside?

The runtiest post of the week

no pes is better this year

Sorry I don't like dull and dark walking movies

BAGS OF MILK

oh so it is
im goin to fucking watch it you cunt

D.A.K

16.10.16

Mong, it's £200 at tesco

fuck everyone in this thread

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moving to China
I'm not normally a fan of Asian girls

delete this

Ah yes, women,

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if no replies to this i might just start leaking

jank

alri
*bends over*

why do girls smell so nice lads

You made me look you cunt

Why are you moving to the Middle Kingdom?

w-why so hostile m'friendo :(((

TWO PINTS

>Is that too much to ask?

Yes

There's a £25 off code at the top of the page

next gen consoles are unfortunately better than PC

ah yes because slag posting has been the real problem in the last few hours

books and clothing, maybe a dvd or two

rosy (aka the self-styled slagtits) now has tattoos
fucking dropped

>now

Fuck's sake janny

jannys fucking lost it

Oh yeah obviously.

And we should let thieves off because there's still murderers around

;)

She's getting a sleeve tat lad

How do we deal with the so called MGTOW?

My friends do live in that sense that you are Europeans, that you come from people who faced tremendous odds again and again. That much is against you, but you've got within you that will, that spirit and above of all that faith and that belief which will lead the generations to come to look back at you in the pages of history with the proud words: "To Britain, to Europe, they were true!"

*Republic of China

for money and to test myself, climb higher mountains and all that Nietzschean stuff

LMAO Is this what you tell yourself when moderating lad

>Oh yeah obviously.

>And we should let thieves off because there's still murderers around

the gf

uncensored version now

you're moving to Taiwan?

Anyone here a fan of the superlative Professor Green, aka Pro G to his homies, aka Steve to his mates (me)?

except he's letting murderers off to catch thieves

just told the gf i'm bored of her lads

still laugh even now

Presumably the trap posters were warned/banned too

utterly revolting

Honestly can't think of anything more runtish than being a vape enthusiast.

I'm using one to quit smoking and every vape shop I've been in to buy juice has been full of weird cunts.

yea
this winter or late fall at the earliest since I might go before I actually start work to settle in.

nothing else for it lads, I'm gonna get stoned

this

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literally nothing wrong with that warning desu

>tfw sort of find vapes cool

>aka Steve to his mates

Janny is a fanny

(PS janny is a Brit and he deletes new threads and makes his own, this edition is an example of the janny at work)

me on the far left

I liked Avalon and Lullaby if that counts

I take it that you speak Mandarin, but can you read traditional?

fucks sake I snorted out a god of snot from my nose

you mean horribly autistic editions?

fuck off

that red shirt is actually a union flag

here you go mate

I can't do either :^)
I'm hoping to learn while I'm there
can't even say hello in Mandarin, only Cantonese.

Yes

Attention, this is a public service announcement.

BUMS

WILLIES

POO

Thank you for listening.

Why do Year 8 kids go on /brit/?

Please fuck off

are you upset that people think your English "Rose" is disgusting?

/gf2016/ has failed.

qt has told me she can't meet today.

call 911 biggies got a gun

*my tinfoil hat blocks any pineal encrusting public service announcements*

Why hasn't Phil Schofield been involved in Operation Yewtree yet?

*squirts poo out of my willy in to your bum*
hehehe

yes

>the enemies in earth defence force 5 are called "immigrants"

lol
well I would at least get a few phrases down before you go

we need to kill all stray cats and dogs

Fuck off, cunt.
She's a nonsense type of girl

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most cringiest posts I have come across this year

you must be at least 18 to post on this site

don't fucking start

Got a very friendly face, with lovely and EXTREMELY friendly eyes. Hoping it gets me a job tomorrow.

fuck off you gormless twat

not old enough

Interviewers are gonna bash your baby face in

*poos on your eyes*
don't blink lol

>nonsense

accusing me of being a nonce lad?

An already great game gets even greater.

Has he posted here since

haha working

imagine

is it bad form to take a new job right after getting a promotion?

*unsheathes katana slightly and looks at you menacingly*

i found them to be quite humourous

Not a baby-face lad. Just a very approachable face.

Good luck but please don't post again and do not come back.

*poos on your dick*

*poos a poo-filled bum out of my willy into your willy-filled bum*

Yeah, I am.
Are you making something of it?

the average grime poster

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*poos on to your lap* :3c

*poos a willy in to your bum*

Going to come back every single day, as always, and talk about how I have a job.

very hungry

*squirts poo out of my willy and in to your mouth*

*poos in your mouth*

bon appetite!

fun fact: you can cycle from bristol to reading on 1 canal

Hey. What up. Here are some things that I'm very fond of:

Halloumi, constructivism, decent trumpet solos, neon socks, anti-capitalism, making up words, my daughter, fairness, being cosy, being made to think, feminism, lamps, skylights, hair dye, museums, attention to detail, liquorice, sleep, travelling, honesty, decent trombone solos, sarcasm, love.

*poos in your mouth*
enjoy :3

I've got a black belt in MMA and as you can see built like a shitbrick outhouse.

I would back off... mate

Yoga 710?

*poos poo on to the poo you just pooed out*

thanks x

*does a poo in Bristol canal*

Really makes me think

*poos and wees in my nappy*
MUMMY

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*poos in your ear*

How is your /gf2016/ currently going?

Phew, I only like 5 of those things.

good lad

MMA doesn't have belts

anyone else sometimes put poo back inside your shitter to absorb the nutrients you might have missed out on first time round?

youtube.com/watch?v=PMbELEUfmIA

*poos on asuka*

instrumental sounds familiar

*poos on your feelings*

bought some desensitising lube because i'm hoping to DP myself with my fake fists

Sorry, mate.

*walks off, hands in pockets*

I bet she'd like that

Errr wrong.. I have a black belt mate

gorrit from a friend, dont know the source

I do this all the time.

*cums on your hamster*

became a morphine addict because my fiance died

Black belt in sucking off your da nonce

nas - purple

you're that tattooed bender that records himself wanking aren't you?

that's it

just remembered the first time my prostate was massaged. it was quite magical lads

anyone got the link to that house or whatever tune made by a /brit/lad? think he layered it with something someone posted here

*screeches off in my Renault espace*

"AHAHAHAHAHA"

*the camera pans down to reveal a solitary pile of poo on the pavement*

preparing to put my finger up my bum

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i made a dnb choon out of AND NOW YOU SEE WHY I ACT LIKE A NARCISSIST

Anyone else just take a handful of shite and stuff it down your urethra and stick a thin pool down it to pack the shit in tightly like you would load a musket so he next time you piss a lovely brown stream of shite comes out and an aroma of poo poo fills the air?

*jots down notes in my journal*
very fascinating

Actually no, it's a black belt in MMA

*choke slams you*

pshhh.... n stay down , punk

nah i just like anal

just a bender then

bigot

No matter how hard I dig I can't seem to find my prostate lads
I've tried getting at it through my vagina too to no avail

*does a backflip and exposes my Crimson cheeks and sprays you down with liquid condensed nutty shite*

Ya done yet, kiddo? Psssh nothin personal

Get.. out of my way

k pop dont click

Ah a nice funny worksafe gif to watch-

*notices the URL
*it's not /wsg/*
*it's /gif/*

haha noooope.

shan't be watching any lewd imagery today!

bigot

that's a man

baby

Choon

im sure his lower digestive system is in great shape.

not.

*poos on the floor and smears it all over the wall
JANNY I MADE AN OOPSIE

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>far left
triggered

it's not even that deep, just wide

>oswald moseley

ahh yes

it's people admiring Mosley without knowing at all what Mosley wanted for the UK

they just like BUF aesthetics and anything associated with fascism

very nice

well that changes everything. nothing wrong with stretching your arsehole to extreme sizes.

disgusting slug of a creature

Is there anything that takes the edge off of opiate withdrawals? Can't get hold of any weed and booze just makes things worse.

POO POO IN BUM BUM AHAHAHAAHHA

more like oswald "mostly" - wrong, that is!

:/

schizophrenia kicking in again?

mostly right you twat

feeling a bit hopeless

the only intelligent fascist was mussolini

mosley belongs in the bin

Leaving this thread now. It's fucking disgusting.

shut up you bender

is conjunctivitis a good enough reason to not go into work tomorrow? not fond of it

>attacking me just for my faroese ancestry
bit racist desu

More like Oswald Moronic

*kisses you goodnight*

yeah

I've had enough of your guff young lad, you in particular

do NOT appreciate fascists tbqh

⠓⠑⠇⠇⠕ ⠗⠥⠝⠞⠎.

t. gigacuck

using google on google chrome on my google laptop using google fiber

*kisses you back on the lips for a couple second too long*

any of you benders going to watch hunted on channel 4?

its about people trying to escape private detectives

its extremely contagious you idiot so yes

business idea: whenever two JF with the same flag have two posts in a row, you say "Snap."

Snap

I think I'm goth
I don't wear monochrome clothing or listen to shitty music like slayer, but I identify as goth.

and icelandic

want a girl to kiss me lads

o-on the l-lips :3

may or may not take part in this gimmick

doing a poop

*deposits one shekel into your account*

not far off this being a reality again i think

fucking lazy paddy
nhs advice says i should, not exactly gonna rubbing my eye on blokes

I'm a lad but you can fuck me like a girl, I'll kiss you like one too.

Irish aren't JF newfriend

Could be a decent gimmick this
I see lots of yank and aussie snaps in the near future

that is acceptable

fuck she asked me if i was heading down to the pub first or if everyone was heading to the party, didnt clock on that was basically a way to meet her at the pub just me and her

someone post the tesco /brit/ pakis out logo

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