Culture Pals - /cp/

:^)

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:c

Anyone got that interpal hunters picture?

post views you plebs

ups forgot pic

Three times this week.

what is this

Post her profile, reeeeeee

ayy tuga why are you so evil?

pls respond

You're away for not even a fucking day and both a Swede and a Leaf knocks you down from the thread autist throne...

ENOUGH!

German bf refused to send me money on visa. wtf lads, I think he isn't serious.

who is king of castle king of castle??

hello fellow

...

maintaining conversations on ip is really draining my mentl energy.

what is wrong, friend?

why not take break from interpales??

JUST FUCKING LEAVE YOU ARE RUINING CP REEEEEEEE

hey i am trying to initiate the conversation and be productive pls dont let your inner sad frog lash out

So how are the lads?

not so fast leaf.

oi whats this thread then cunts
are there any hot chicks to meet ay that would be fully sick if there were
might join whatever this is for some hearty banter

Basically just bants mate with a mixture of a few autists

>a few autists

Wrong image, but I guess it proves the same point 2bh :^D

"lads" haha __))

>Viewed 1 times this week

youtube.com/watch?v=0_7WwPkqqvA

its a classic, "lads" haha ))

Filter leaf posters

Is that clayton guy one of us?

wow how do i do that??

You can just filter trips though

I alreayd took a break for week.
Im already letting qts down with my autistic antics.

y not leave interpales and give the ones you want to keep your ringadingding number?

cause new ones sign up every week desu

ur one sly fox haha ; ))

Yeah

What happened?

seems like a pretty solid convo "lad"

she's not really into poo i guess

ah im not so sure if I would say that but....

how do we deal with the leaf problem lads?

maybe try talk it out with leaf instead of being cunt about it??

>check qt girls profile
>i like korea
>have nothing to talk about
fugg
what do i do

talk about japanese people try to wipe korean culture out of history books
very easy to learn fast speedy fast

F

useless advice

is not useless advice
you bond over your familiar hate of japanese

Shes not korean herself, shes just koreaboo and im not

yes so you introduce her to bad japan and she like korea more because liberal tears etc etc then you capitalize and make the sex?

Ffs ahah

The funny thing is this leaf is the main active poster

I'd rather a dead but comfy thread, I've just filtered him

am glad you notice!

why australiea

Yea this is comfiest thread. I'll filter it

how I ruined a perfectly good qt because im autistic, i was checking my older messages

i like your flag ))

>chat with a qt
>hit it off well
>decide to chat her up with my average looking fake account
>somehow convo flows in a way i drop amazing jokes
>she's way more interested in talking to my fake self now
And this is how I cucked myself

Is this boat or another portubro

Ahahahahahh /cp/ never change

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Why not slowly come clean? You've already got an in, I'm sure you'd be able to change your fake self into your real self

NO
Fake self should insult the girl saying she is ugly, the real self should whiteknight and win the girl l;)

That's a pretty good idea. But it's almost guaranteed to backfire.

Other people aren't as retarded as you think they are.

>profile viewed 43 times in a day 2 days ago
>viewed 2 times today
JUST

You're beating me.

Can someone with whatsapp please add thus number: 558195029307

A brazillian qt asked me to text her, but I don't use the app and I'm 60% positive she's fake.

Why would we do it?

You lot seem to be extraordinarily desperate, for one. I'd do it myself but I'm too lazy to sign up for yet another instant messaging app for a person that may or may not be fake.

Why not just ask if she can prove that she is real. If that offends her then it's probably cause she is fake and it wouldn't matter considering you're going to drop her anyway.

Which country has the cutest girls

Anywhere in Eastern Europe.

algeria

canada does!!

Retard-Finland, pls

I did but she's a fucking uggo... With qts like that why not be gay?

>tfw still no Guenter gf

Doesn't she fuck around with that faggot Boris tho?

Another, lad.

>tfw polish qt I had talked to asked me for my WA two days ago

I still haven't talked to her..

I-I have no energy to do it..

Chatting with normies is such a drain on my energy.

Whats a WA?

whatsapp

How can you not have that?

Some people don't like giving out their phone number to random strangers on the internet, I guess.

poops

16 messages this morning lads, how yousen doing?

Pretty good, Polish grill sending crazy amounts of nudes

Starting to get boring desu

Nice. You know what they say about sharing lad.
Also
>tfw you delete all the WhatsApp photos off your phone because you assume you can just re download all the nudes

i speak with some hot koreaboo dutch grills. but they are usually boring and turbo autistic as fuck but belgian koreaboos. by the way, i've learned it dutch and belgian dislike each other like south korea and japan on ip.

I want to visit Europe again this spring. Where should I go?

Are you a girl? If so, Denmark. You can stay with me :^)

Danes have a tendency to cut of the head of there guest thou

This, you can stay with me and watch me shitpost on /cp/

Nah Abu Muhammad al-Malmö, that's one of the new Swedish traditions. Like Ramadan.

Shut up, we might get to do the scandi fourway!

no I'm a guy. I'm the American who just got back from Italy and the Netherlands

>tfw I had a dream I visited my qt and we kissed :3

In that case you're welcome to come, just bring a girlfriend so I can cuck you :^)

>bring a girlfriend

You wouldn't want American girls anyways. They are terrible

when I dream of my qt she always disappears ;_;

>tfw I had a dream I visited a /cuck pal/ and I kicked his ass :3

Banged a grill from Santa Cruz 4 days ago lad, she was a total sweetheart

really?

i was just about to tell her "lets go upstairs" but then i woke up fugg DD:

>come back from classes
>one egytptian, one indian and one argentinian guy messaged me

what did I do to deserve this

>tfw my qt had this dream about me

>not having blocked Indians and Africans

Idk how the korea-japan rivalry is.
But we dont give a fuck about Belgians really.
We just like the Flemings.

>talk with gril
>she gives her skype and we talk
>suddenly she stops
>half year later she messages me on ip saying she didnt have time blablabla and that we have to stay in touch now
>write something back
>didnt hear from her ever since (1 month ago)
fucking why

just we both think we hate each other and every south korea-japan competitions are kind of war especially football and baseball

I will, but why the sudden messages.
I don't get it.
Does it happen to everyone ?

kinds of* but some belgian koreaboo grills said dutch are rude and they have superiority consciousness comparatively high

>follow Kazakh 女神 (goddess) on IG
>she's also learning Chinese
>just noticed she added wechat name in her bio
I will try to contact her under the pretence of wanting to learn with her

Well I blocked them for a reason

Yes, but from Tinder, not IP

Tinder is absolute garbage here in the US

>Tinder is absolute garbage here in the US
what do you mean?

Majority of the girls are ugly

You can use it to find grills and fuck them... Horrible, we don't want cooties do we?!

Easy fishing then

it's not tho, because the hot girls can be super strict and picky, because they match every guy they like. So they can pick and choose

Then pick the butterface grills and cum in them, this isn't exactly rocket science Cletus

The thing is tho, it's incredible hard to even match with them. It's literally just a number game. it's entirely possible that the QTs never even see your profile. Because the hot ones match every single guy they like. So they could get on, and just only swipe a few people. Then you add in there are thousands of guys all on tinder doing the same thing you are, liking the same people. Hell, one of my best friends is a total Alpha. and he even has a little trouble on Tinder. But he said it's just because the number factor.

the few QTs I have matched I never hear back from. Because they probably have like 50 other guys messaging them at the exact same time

Listen to Norbro, put some cummies in their tummies

>tfw Danish tinder

US tinder..

When I checked out Tinder in Italy, I swear every girl was hot. You Europeans are so blessed to have such gorgeous women.

American women are the worst

Just import one lad :^)

the thing is tho, I don't want to get ever married. So that's not really a option to import..

Guess you're SOL lad.
Where in the US do you live? I saw quite a few hotties in SF when I was there

is that the free whorehouse?

near Washington DC. Where all the girls are liberal, and rich. So they are very materialistic, and heavily judge you based on how much money you make and what career you have. Plus I'm 25, so it's even harder because at my age girls are way more specific on what they want.

I guess? I've only ever gotten 1 bj from a Tinder girl, and it was pretty bad Tbh. I didn't even cum, I actually went soft in her mouth. She got mad.

But in the US at least, 70% of the girls are ugly, 20% are fake accounts, 5% hot girls are there just to troll, and 5% of the girls are real and hot

Tinder is pretty good, gotten 8 chicks from there so far. Got 3 in 1 week once :^)

liberal girls are sluts though

Yeah but I'm not looking for just sex or hookups. I want someone to actually hang out with too

Go to church

I'm not religious

So what?

Then why go for a religious girl?

It doesn't matter anyways, American girls suck in general. I should just try to find a QT to hang out with on my next vacation. Just need to figure out what country I want to go to

Religious girls tend to not slut around, and they're usually nice people. I'm planning on getting a religious wife, despite myself being not that into it.

I guess for wife material it makes sense. They are more likely to be loyal.

youtube.com/watch?v=DKDDZHCaopI

>receive a lewd snap
>i reply with compliment
>"lol that snap wasnt for you"

Im cucked lads.

Kek

I went from extremely happy to extremely sad within minutes.

:(

Where was she from?

Cheer up lad, you can always get some boipucci on Grindr :^)

Russia.

pretty heartbreaking knowing that when we've been talking she's been sending nudes and shit,

>that wasn't for you
Take a picture of your passport and send it to her and "this isn't for you" then block her. Stupid Slav cunt.

she's qt af
but she hasn't asked for my photo yet so it could change quickly

>qt is going to a local wine festival
>i will never go with her

why do i have to live in this shithole

Already scanning for a new qt m8. Making sure the next one isnt a ho first before getting invested.

>Russia.pretty heartbreaking knowing that when we've been talking she's been sending nudes and shit,
i was worrying that if the koreaboo white girls did it to other koreans so i didn't try to close with them and i don't think those autistic girls are reliable

Man, fuck virtual QTs.

The real world is the SHIT!

learnt some good lessons lads.
1.if she looks like a whore she probably is.

2.if it takes her 20mins to reply even when she's been online the whole time she's chatting with other people, not necessarily bad but if she's got X amount of friends and theyre all lads then you can make an educated guess.

3.when she finally replies and all you get is one sentence with no question for you then youre in for a lot of hard work and she probably has no interest.

Need to vent because i'm bitter as fuck.

>1.if she looks like a whore she probably is.
but some innocent looking or nerdy looking girls do that lewd things i guess

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/SWEETAORRY

she's desperate lads

>first new message in over a month
>it's spam
>tfw

>It's incredible hard to even match with them
>It's literally just a number game
Pick one

tfw too spaz to have a tinder in case you see someone you know :(
reeeeeeee

>cucking fiancées
>too autistic for tinder

Lad

>Pick one
He isn't wrong though. Matching with actual individuals has a very low chance of happening, but those low chances compound over time/numbers to increase your likelihood of matching with someone you actually find attractive.

>Whiteknighting
>Getting the girl

Pick one

Here's a lesson

1. Demonstrate value before expecting a girl to give you her undivided attention

I see the slippery logic but still my dude... Something about putting muh face on a hooking app and get reviewed by the ladettes makes me spergy af.
> Matching with actual individuals has a very low chance of happening
Then just swipe more wiminz, that's not hard innit

>Then just swipe more wiminz, that's not hard innit
That's what I just said, my aspie friend.

How is the cuckening going?

I would say this is one of you but the profile is 2 years old.

The problem is there is far more uglies than hotties

He's honestly really smooth. "I would prefer to drown in your blood". I'm going to use that.

If you want to sound like a creepy indian in his 40s.

mmm

*licks your chest*

so sweetie show me your feetie

I might have a hand fetish now
>inb4 cucked
that's her nephew

what did she mean by this lads?

You use too many fucking emojis, and she's saying she'll never send you nudes, only tease you.

It's not sexual in nature.

PS- you have the same Whatsapp background as me

to be clear, she asked me if i had tasted slovakian beer, to which i replied "can you send one"

She's just enjoying the conversation. She isn't exactly saying she wants "you". but she's having fun.

That convo reminds me how me and my Italian used to talk a while back. I miss those times

this is the fun and naive phase
afterwards it will either die out or things get serious
gl; hf

and how should i act lads? reminder that i have turboautism, we have been talking for about 1,5 months but i feel like it's going nowhere

I never ask for nudes because I'm a beta who only chats with prudish girls
But talk about deeper stuff like family, plans for life, etc

Progressingly be more flirty when you talk. It's good that she likes the emoji game, because you can use that to your advantage.

It's hard for me to explain to you how to do it. Because I literally did not know how to, I just did it naturally. I think it's because me and my Italian really clicked. So it came naturally.

Is it normal to use this many emojis? I literally never use any, my old qt got mad at me once for that, but I could still never bring myself to send one except ironically.

I want to be an abused sex slave, I want to clean, cook and obey my master for the small bowl of the dog's food and capret in the corner of his bedroom. I want to be a property, I want to rid off responsobility. I want to be humiliated and treated like an animal.
Do I have a good mail order bride potential, lads?

I don't use them either the laughing one makes me cringe too much

Yes

how much?

2much 4u XDD

Talking to this girl from NYC and she's talking about parties. She then says she was on a yacht party with about 30 other people. I joke about her being rich and conversation leads to her saying

>helicopters are so mainstream

lads what the fuck is this

i don't really want nudes but i guess that's a bonus

>Progressingly be more flirty when you talk.
i literally don't know how to do this

i dunno, i just adapted to her emoji usage

You cant have a penis tho.

>Do I have a good mail order bride potential, lads?
Maybe. Send me a message /EuropolAgent223

$80,000USD isn't enough?

>posted my account ITT
>got this
hate you, lads.

>20 y.o
no, thanks

pedojew pedojew why am i too old for you?(((

It's hard to explain. I mean you've been talking to her for a month. so you know how she is. You just can't jump ship into things. You have to see how she thinks, and understand how she takes things.

Here is a good example of right when we first started talking. this was a risk that I took. And it ended up playing out well.

ur such a beta hahaha

>2 Russians visit my profile
There's a 50% chance I'm right.

you said this right out of the blue? surely you must have been talking like that before. also my qt is quite a bit younger than me, so that would be ultra creepy if i wrote it

well at little. we had talked about physical attraction amongst people. Like I said how "People say Italian women are the best" but we really hadn't flirted much. It was extremely basic.

Maybe just mention how Slovakia appears to be such a beautiful country. When she says "yes it is" say something like "I hear the women are good looking too " just play it by ear

ahaha. do you have mummy issues or smth?

How much younger and how old are you?

The only issue I have is you using the word "mummy" like a Saxon. It's "mammy".

yeah i'll try it, thanks, she's actually not from slovakia though

im almost 20 and she's almost 17 :^)

Just, you have to. Bring up something simple and small that shows that you're interested.

What you guys do here ?

We wank to qt foreign qts

I don't know whether its me but I am 18 and back off people when they say they are 16. They are born in the 2000's and it creeps me out.. Yea I agree it would seem weirder pushing for that

i think she knows i'm interested, it's just hard to take that romantical step when i'm not so sure how she feels.

age is just a number m8, why should it matter if she's born in 1999 or 2000?

Probably because my sister was born then so freaks me out aha

Present for you lad

ask her then? What do you feel about me?

This desu, could never go for an 18 year old because she'd be younger than my brother, which is then weird

>Thai messages me
>decided to reply
>doesn't have anything to say at all
>doe not try and engage in conversation at all
>responds with one word replies
>if I don't reply constantly spams "hey"
Ah yes, Thailand

>pink ankle socks
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Just block Thailand, not like there's any qts there to message you anyways. I mean seriously, pray for the beta guys with Thai "qts"

Just got a job at a university lads - literally a never ending supply of 20 year old sluts. I feel kind of sorry for the Slav qts I'm about to ghost on though.

Best day of my life desu.

What's the job?

interpals.net/Pushk
what else should I add to my profile

junior data analyst

For some reason the pay is better than the marketing agency I just left.

And now you're just recording data on the anals of juniors.

What a world we live in.

pls help lads

:-)

Come on in m9, there's room for one more.

>qt grils reply to my message
>they dont look at my profile
Should i even bother with them

if they don't look at your profile, they're not interested
it's what I do

Just comment on how she looks

fugg

>tfw lads don't respond on how I could get qts

>age is just a number
say hello to chris handsen

I dont want you to see my profile

Just bulk out your profile a bit more. Actually write things about yourself or just put memes and shitpost.

Your pictures are fine, there's no issue with that. You just have to write something more than you already have.

Be interesting, be masculine, don't put her on a pedestal.

then don't say you don dun agree when you don do agree dun dammit reeeeee
She's coming over in 1 hour and 20 minutes... the lasagna is ready, the tiramisu is ready, the d is ready... wish me luck læds!
The problem is that you don't understand that the vagina is the same whether she's pretty or not :^)
Cucked by her nephew, that's disgusting even to me tbqh

what should I write desu

Guessssssssssss whooooooo!! ,))

i thought you lived with your parents or are you another norwegian? good luck anyway

>interpals.net/Pushk
>I'm a nice person desu

made me laugh lad

Good luck and post autism story afterwards pls x

"My name is X I am currently doing Y with my life and I live in Z (details about your country history/cultural habits/facts about the city you live in etc."

Then just list some books you like, movies you've seen and films you have watched.

The people viewing you need some kind of idea on the type of person you are. Adding things like interests or just your personal philosophy, someone may share the same thoughts, hobbies or interests as you. You need something that will provoke a response and raise your chances of being contacted.

>women

>The problem is that you don't understand that the vagina is the same whether she's pretty or not :^)

People who actually believe this are pigs.

the first time I had sex I did it with a girl who was below my standards, and I felt and still do feel bad about it. I regret it. The fact that I stuck myself into a girl who i wasn't attracted to bothers me. Like, what's the point of that? Fucking a ugly. It was a waste of time. I would have been better off fapping. same thing happened again a few years later. Got a blow job from a Tinder girl. didn't cum, infact I went soft while in her mouth. she got mad at me.

So, I will not do anything with a girl unless I actually like her.

but I don't read or watch movies
make up some bullshit for me so i can copy paste

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yea thats good

whoever made this is a genius

that would be me

Hello this is Dr Pavel,
You, viewing my profile, are most defiantly a big guy, I know that because I'm only 5'4 (162cm) as you can tell by my pictures I am a manlet.

I live in Lithuania, it was officially voted by the European Commission of Vexillological studies to have the worse flag in Europe. I spend my time living off government subsidises granted by hardworking Estonian, Dutch and German taxpayers.

If I'm not drunk, I am contemplating suicide. Being a 99% white nation isn't all what it has cracked up to be. If it takes a while for me to respond that is because in my village there is only one communal toilet in the centre of town, I have to walk over 15 miles (24km) in order to defecate.

Although, I have very developed arse muscles because during the Soviet occupation my family would sit in their small apartment flat with their arses clenched tight to spite the Russian aggressors.

The end.

but I'm not a manlet(well not 5'4 but still a manlet), I'm 183cm

Is that actually a fake profile?

of course dumbass what girl would say that her favorite book is the communist manifesto

Masketta Man

youtu.be/e4G8IlNYgws

laffin

>communist is friends with a Danish kike
Cred Forums is always right

A french girl, evidently.

what's up boat guy

nothing much lad. I gave up on this shit a while ago, but the threads are what keeps me coming back 2bh

I did the same two weeks ago, but made another account now for shits and giggles lol

I do, but they are away at the family cabin and I told her I was watching their house this weekend :^)
I'll share if anything funny happens
m'lady

Before I leave:
/Taliatart
Has she been on Tampa Bukkake with Dirty D?

Okay......

>m'lady

so you're implying that if a land whale grabbed you by the penis and said "she was hungry for fresh sausage with gravy" that you'd satisfy her craving?

Obviously... I'm not gay

>obviously

Hahah you're gross man.

Mah boy.

>low test dudes be low testing

Nah, you should just have some more self respect for yourself dude. Obviously you get laid, so you shouldn't be just sticking it in anything with a hole. Go for girls you are actually attracted to. I'm assuming you're really young, so you'll probably grow out of it.

>the cabin
>flag

youtu.be/ua1FAlHt_Ys

/Gauldrush

is this one of you guys?

hey lithuania,
Why do all lithuanian guys on ip look like male models with sharp jawline, but have autistic profiles?
is he your cousin? /Dovydas94

that would be me

>I'm not gay

>i dont drink(alcohol) , i dont smoke and i dont club
>Pretty much a plain normal 21 years old girl
this is 'normal' in asia

Lads I am being convinced to go out on town tonight. I truly cannot be fucked, but it is freshers in my city so...

What do?

you are a living meme tbqh

Go, lad. Enjoy yourself.

Treat yourself to some slag poon.

I don't understand what you're saying.. Your friends want to take you out.. Do you want to go?

Obviously I will grow out of it... I will grow out of it the day my balls start to shrink and my test levels drop to Amerishat levels.

You should consider buying one of Alex Jones' water filters, so maybe you could feel some of that super male vitality instead of sounding like a little bitch who is afraid of vaginas....

mfw

Forgot file ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hahahahahhaha I really hope are trolling. I can just picture you sitting behind your PC with a grin just thinking of how to shitpost in this thread. Bravo user, bravo.

she said no, boys. but we still had a great time. i'm coming home soon

Glad you had a good time man. It might have just been too much for her to say yes due to the situation. But what matters is the memories that you both have made.

>she said no
KEKED

at least your qt isn't that craycray

>she said no, boys
Did you honestly expect anything else you fucking loser?

>It might have just been too much for her to say yes due to
him convincing her to fuck around and sleep/wank with other guys and telling him about it.

Fucking imbecile.

i am not sure how that works but I'm glad you enjoyed your trip.

for how long have you known her and how many times did you visit her? what was your plan exactly, move to france and live with her?

>him convincing her to fuck around and sleep/wank with other guys and telling him about it.
>Fucking imbecile

Wait what happened? Did I miss something?

>him convincing her to fuck around and sleep/wank with other guys and telling him about it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

youtube.com/watch?v=41qC3w3UUkU

He started telling us that he's the real winner because while she's fingerblasting her cunt on Skype to other guys, he's the one she's falling asleep with.

And he also mentioned how she got annoyed at him because he started asking about what she was doing in a horny way and she logged off (pretty sure it was this comment he then deleted in a thread but not before I grabbed a screenshot).

Oh shit.. I didn't realize that was Quebec

get the screenshot then

Jesus christ

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poor guy.. :(

It's his own fault for trying to sate his cuckold desires. Women don't describe their ideal man as "insecure, mediocre looks and open to letting me fuck around".

...

God I want to lick his feet.

It it just me or is IP super laggy today?

/sofie98

I think we need to change the name back to autism pals

>Perfect girls don't exi-

*PUKE

you guys very funny haha

who are you

shaggy

Nice to meet you

you too friend

very friendly mericann!!

Why, thank you.

Do you have a QT, trip?

qts not somthing to be traded like currency

what you think of this?
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37455073

very spook right???

leave right now leafboy

I was just asking, I don't want you QT. I was just curious if you have one, and what country she's from. We all tell each other about our QTs. But obviously don't give away their identity.

That's some weird shit btw. There has been a lot of things like that in the news. It reminds me of the show American Horror Story:Freakshow.

please be kind, if u not we will have to rewinde

haha ))

Lol :)

>we will have to rewinde
What did you mean by this?

for me to know and you to fine out haha ))

)))

She's on the phone arguing with her boyfriend l-lads :^D

next thread will be shaggy edition

very honourary haha ))

NEW:

Ahah get an anger fuck