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the right wing edition

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anime

quim

karen

Great! Are you cute?

there is nothing wrong with having sexual relations with your sister as long as you both fundamentally agree to abort any potential child

There is literally nothing wrong with being right wing.

I'm just sittin' here, I ain't sayin' much I just think
My eyes don't move left or right, they just blink
I think too deep and I think too long
Plus I think I'm getting weak cause my thoughts are too strong
I'm just sittin' here, I ain't sayin' much I just gaze
I'm looking into space while my CD plays
I gaze quite a lot, in fact I gaze always
And if I blaze, then I'll just, gaze away my days
Cause it's the same old story, shutters, runners, cats and money stacks
It's the same old story, ninja bikes, gun fights and scary nights
It's the same old story, window tints and gloves for finger prints
Yeah it's the same old story, police investigate, now the area's bait
Cause it was only yesterday, we was playin' football in the street
It was only yesterday, none of us could ever come to harm
It was only yesterday, life was a touch more sweet

idea: ask random girls to shag and say it's a social experiment if they freak out

Glad the shit thread was deleted

>incest
>abortion

went from "ill definitely be there" to "ill probably bump into you at some point" how do i rectify this

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fuck off back to Cred Forums

you bender
bet you like bums and willies and all that

youtube.com/watch?v=IyRbS4KR0IU

n-no
*grows a stiffy*

worked with a stroke patient today who had these

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homonymous_hemianopsia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allochiria

fucking weird 2bh. the brain can go proper tits up when damaged.

>Irish aren't JF newfriend
hahahahahahaha

*makes joke which deliberately confuses a right wing politician with a right wing ball kicking man*

is that are nige doing the hissing?

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First day mate?

Oswald Measly

alri mate

enjoying your holiday jf?

hallucinating every day now fucks sake

what does JF mean, "johnny foreigner"??

until the Irish agree to reunify with Britain and accept the crown, they are JF scum

you

Close. Its actually Jolly Friend

hello my irish expat friend

Jewish Friend

rorke

why is the dutch flag there when they are in the EU

Me and my nan

just friends

good posts

hurtful image
ASEAN hillbillies and paddies are somehow not JF but we are?

avin a wank
see you lads in about 20 minutes

Irish are JFs once they bring up irish nationalism but other than that they're alright

Exceedingly good post

still find it funny that americans and canadians post in brit, like british weeaboos desperately wanting to be british haha

so caralad knew exactly where he stood
shame he topped himself tbf

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YOGA 710 LAD I'M CALLING YOU OUT

>this level of delusion
Jesus Christ...

sweetie the term is "teaboo"

yes, because they are both much whiter than your 70% white country

NAH
THAT'S NOT ME

>sign up for some grad recruitment shit so my mate gets commission even though I've already got a job I don't want to leave
>got 4 voicemails saying the exact same thing wanting me to become a recruiter for them

yeah nah fack off ya cunts

most Canadians are more British than the average Londoner

even Quebec is full of crypto-paddies

nice looking girl there

The so called... gf.

no ones interested in neurological disorders then. ok.

which one's the nan?

oh goodness did he really
thats awful

girl called anna may on hunted

haha

Beautiful

youtube.com/watch?v=KRbBegjoLU8#t=18s

Why are British accents so horrible?

Because Canadians are unfunny cringey cunts
the main reason the irish aren't JF is because they're on the same banter wave length

NZ is like 74% white (which is still more than your 63%)

why the fuck you so obsessed with gfs and posting girls and pretending they are gfs, such a FUCKING STUPID MEME.

pyramid schemes those things

whacking on the scabies lotion lads

i wonder what she looks like

t. virgin with no supposed gf

would ride until it fell off

how much do you think she charges per hour

showed my so called gf this post and she laughed

what are some early signs of schizo type disorders

yeah he livestreamed it on t'sync

I used to have scabies

Doing the old strip naked and apply the soothing scabies lotion to every metric inch of your body are we?

how do they even make money
doesn't seem like they actually offer anyone jobs, just ask them to be recruiters for them

I'm not claiming to be non-JF though, stupid pseudo-yank

Going to get a third cookie and dare anyone to try and stop me

legit 10/10

reasonably stoned lads

The cutest
youtube.com/watch?v=_ZQlJOOHhU8

calling honkytonk on that, syncs have been dead for ages
i believe the 'tube is whats hip now

paranoia

anxiety

voices

I don't believe you, you aren't lying to me are you lad?

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clearly irish/10

To think here's a lad out there charismatic and funny enough to get this girl and that it's not me upsets me greatly

Her hair and breasts look so silky I just want to caress them

yeah, just showered and shoved everything in the wash

still disgusted with the bird that I'm assuming gave me this

heavy lies the crown
heaven wants me now

funny how this only cropped up within the last year after >le meme man was elected

no one had issues before this Cred Forums tier wank

yeah

SNAP

@65224550
no

haven't had a sink or tube in a while

very very prettay woman

yes yes i woold like to licke her vaginclit

i bet you think watching asmr vids and pretending they are your gfs is stupid too you loser

today i "saw" a workmate out of my peripheral vision grimace and make a groaning sound but then i turned around properly and she was just looking at her screen blankly, was scary

haha jokes

>charismatic and funny

all you have to do is buy them a shot of jager you mong

nah. do a search for "worst posters" thread on an Cred Forums archive from 2014

rich enough*

Can't listen to this babyvoice shit

I want to curb stop a nigger

no, must do so soon its been too long
may well start hounding everyone for this weekend

>I want to curb stop a nigger

>archive from 2014
lol
you know the current archive only goes back several months

Post bangers

youtube.com/watch?v=uPmNxobIoWI

probably just a demon momentarily possessing her. dont worry about it.

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Yeah that's the key lad, I'd say your a real smooth chap with the women

>buckingham palace
>not even in buckinghamshire

took a while for that to sink in when i was young

do this every night desu
youtube.com/watch?v=NxNVPEKpOS0

nazism is immoral

Time flies like and arrow;
Fruit flies like a banana

nigger

the gf seems to think so

>an American stopping a blackman for any reason other than to shoot him

hmm.

with that said, the actual roleplay vids are way too cringey for me
prefer standard whispering

[banterous post]

hmmm maybe my 3rd eye is gaping a bit too much

>the current archive
>as if there is only one archive
ah yes

>asmr
>kpop

thank god I will never be this pathetic

snap

tomorrows gonna be excruciating lads

my entire floor at work has taken the day off for various reasons and im gonna be the only one there

im literally just gonna be sitting in a big open plan office alone, with nothing to do.

they have prepared me some small list of things to do but it will literally take about 2 hours max, gonna have a good 6 hours of having literally nothing to do

Realise that the new girl I'm obsessing over has a bit of a boyish face.

Think this is my first step on the path to homosexuality outside of porn.

you're never here you absolute weapon

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ABSOLUTE SMASHER LADDY BOIS

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*thinks very deeply*

reddit tier post

taking the runt for a walk

youtube.com/watch?v=NAQrmB-bWZc

[Banter acknowledging post]

he says on /brit/ this evening

Fuck off you nonce

On the hunt for some new memes.

>big open empty space
>all to yourself

literally just put some tunes on a speaker, that sounds great

how so? you WILL NOT reply to this post because you cannot back up your claims

post gf m8, if she's a munter your argument is invalid.

youtube.com/watch?v=eHhqMYsoPMs

>>as if there is only one archive
other archives are spotty at best.

I did find something from Cred Forums in 2014 saying Americans were the worst posters

Also I remember when Aussies tanked the entire board over some French tripfag.

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How small do you think Matt's willy is, lads?

I'm guessing a good 3.5"

fuck off reddit

very good

eh, people from other floors will be walking through from time to time and all that, if i knew for sure i literally wouldnt be bothered all day id do just that

fucking wish i had that instead of an office full of vindictive menopausal hogs

>the absolute state of these runts

would one bomb all of these pathetic cunts

what time is the yank debate on on monday? are we going to have a game thread?

9 millimeter, my brothers my keeper
Was serving that ether before I did features
My mamacita, she know how to greet me
She know how to keep me
She better not get

me on the right

well

did you know mr krabs is voiced by the prison guard from shawshank redemption? mad init

past your bedtime

drone music

t. rasheed

>turtle necks

hmm

I refuse to believe a white briton would post this nignog representing his country

congrats
it has still been widely known that canadians are bad posters

>tfw you refresh reddit, the front page of the internet, but you've already read all the links

No I don't browse Cred Forums nor do I care about Justin, I just find all leafs cringey

Drinking a Monster energy drink

roooo

nationalism =/= racism

Very bad for your already corn syrup riddled blood.

In /brit/ '87, user posted about this, the Yoga, Lenovo's most accomplished Laptop range. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Yoga 710", a machine so new, most people haven't really published a proper review. But they should, because it's not only about the importance of sharing an opinion and analysing the performance of the machine, it's also a chance for giving personal impressions based off days of use.

>men in crop tops

could honestly work.

this is a recent meme that only popped up when Cred Forums got flags because some mongs shitpost there

feeling a bit generalized and marginalized

tl note: generalized means generalised
tl note: marginalized means marginalised

youtu.be/g0-F88c6Hrk

>you can still get lost in the sauce
Gucci mane is an absolute madman, he supports trump too

chest and arms day tomorrow lads

SNAP

This one is sponsored by Battlefield 1 so I can frag newbs all day long

this

Post hypernormies
youtube.com/watch?v=VvAtILUSNgM

only if you have nice abs
you'd still look like a fag

fuck

>The interview will consist of a 15 minute written scenario test, and a 45 minute competency-based interview
>written test
fucks sake

i do have menopausal hogs when people are actually here though

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

nah. your post quality as a country is horrendous, it is much more than a meme

spending that much makes me ill

i literally do 2bhwy.

pls make this become a thing in the next month

PLEASE I WILL BE SO FUCKING HOT

went to cuba recently and it seems a lot of the blokes over there fold there vest/shirt up like a crop top for some reason. had a good chuckle

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city

>says the Yank
American's only get a pass because there are so many of them they are like white noise or mice.

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city

thank you Korea

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lisicki you're a skinny lanky fuck

you literally look like Neil from the inbetweeners

most normie thing youve ever done lads?

i went on an unironic lads holiday that consisted of dancing around with your top off in the sun around palm trees, swimming pools and solid 8/10s in their bikinis while completely fucked on pills

are you stuck in 2003

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whatever makes you feel better

this guy knows this feel all too well

No it isn't
Canadians are some of the biggest fedoras in all of Cred Forums

latex girlfriend desu

youtube.com/watch?v=2Gkxm6bKtsk

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going to nightclubs taking drugs and hugging girls

off to work lads x

honestly think HR people are just taking the piss

glad that there's so many great yank posts itt to offset the horrible canadian posts

Good post.

this seems like such an unnatural and artificial fetish

will never understand the appeal

my life

>grimes' latest album

drinking monster and vodka

Absolutely C I V I C post

cold out

>Grimes

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reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/53y1wi/a_redditor_was_arrested_and_fined_for_an/

You can LITERALLY get arrested for being racist on reddit now. How long until we will see people appearing before magistrates for /brit/posts?

Grimes a cute

>Dodger

only because people (yanks) get offended by big words and long sentences.

>eating sushi

why yes I do enjoy ingesting fatal bacteria and reducing my life expectancy by 60 years

went on a lads holiday with ten other lads despite only knowing two of them

will there be a question about muh NHS today lads

no one cares you reddit twat

Felt quite frisky and fingered my arse while I was wanking in the shower
Felt quite nice ngl

Overall, which posters are worse, Americans or Canadians?

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snap

Castaway is absolute shit lads who made this movie

what were your drug phases lads

for me
2008-2012: the weed phase
2009-2010: the speed mkat and ket phase
2009-present: the cocaine phase
2014-present: the psychedelic benzo phase

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Where's Australia

>went to cuba recently

needs more bunda

wtf? i love muslims now

big fan of the new snap gimmick

I recognise he's probably a very good salesman and fairly intelligent but Christ what a new money mongoloid

>what were your drug phases lads

literally the only drugs I use are caffeine and testosterone enanthate

asuka is good also lad x
thats ok

dont bully though

wow dude youre so cool bro.

>yanks
>people
*chuckles to myself lightly*

yes the japanese are world renowned for their obscenely short lifespans arent they

sounds like fucking hell mate

would simply not be able to function socially after about 3 days in if i was around a load of people i didnt know

only thing that kept me going was the fact i was with my best mates

Getting drunk and listening to nursery rhymes

It's weird, but this feels right

>what were your drug phases lads

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From now till forever: the cocaine phase

2012-present: the alcohol phase
2015-present: the nicotine phase

>the post was spotted by a police officer “conducting intelligence research”.

she literally looks like a female chad.

snap-a-dap

are lads growin up

>it's actually sturridge
aren't you supposed to name it disgruntled wellbeck or something? or do we not do that meme any more?

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When I'm drunk I put on my nieces' Julia Donaldson talking books
SUPERWORM IS SUPERSTRONG
SUPERWORM IS SUPERLONG

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So what?
Read all the reports on the Echos faceook page, multiple eye witnesses.
The kid was running around Liverpool 1 with a 12 inch machete and no shoes on. He held 2 13 year old girls at knife point to try and steal their phones and then tried to throw himself through the window of a chippy after knocking an old woman flying causing damage to her coccyx.
He was a good for nothing, spice smoking Toxteth monkey.
As I said, who gives a fuck?

erm those aren't drugs

Hmmm..

patrician choice.

reported

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reminds me of the chubby slags that gave me blowjobs when i was 16

bit repulsed by the thought tbqh

retired that gimmick

i was once subjected to an intelligence research

but they couldn't find any on my

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i was a good laugh, thinking back though i cant believe i did it. I was 18 back then. had a slight anxienty attack at work today for absolutely no reason

want to drink this friday but got no one to drinkypoo with :(

me*

Creepy fuck

literally can't walk to work without schoolgirls taking the piss and saying stupid shit to me or screaming at me

I'll drink with you :3

wew

OI CLEANSHIRT

thats a good thing lad

some have to pay for that

would rather die

what do you do once you've ordered a train ticket from trainline?

do you print it off or does it come up on your phone or what

runt

2009-2011 - the weed phase
2011-2013 - the mandy phase, going out at least once a week and doing it every time i was out phase
2013 - 2014 - the doing mandy, mcat and a bit of cheeky coke in the same night phase
2015 - present - the calming down a bit mostly doing mandy on special occassions and a bit of cheeky ket at the end of the night to ease off the high phase

nice pics these

obese heifer

why is /brit/ filled with autistic abnormies?

just to let you all know, im off out to town and i'll be doing a bit of this later

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474442511806.webm

oi oi saveloy do i hear the lamentations of a man free for a cheeky S&V (sip and view) on the tubearoonie this weekend eve?

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does this look like the trainline website you stupid fuck?

Iceland fact:
britain took all out trains. they even took the tracks

Weirdo

What Northern shithole do you live in?

1 3 2

An old man I knew today told me a story about how a farmer paid him twenty snoop for him and his mate to go out and kill a goat at the foothill of a local mountain

He and his friend went to the offie and spent the twenty Bob on drink and went hunting drunk, when his friend suddenly collapsed and the rifle went over his shoulder and let out a shot.

He was 14 then. Oh how times have changed, I wish I made better and more use out of my teenage years. I'm sad now. I'll never have stories like this to tell.

>gogglebox ireland

doing a viewing of a cara

>DUDE TRUMP LOOKS FUNNY LOL!!! xD
not an argument

mmm would be a moment of nostalgia for sure

next edition will be an anime edition

the next thread maker will use an anime image

janny said if you call out what edition the next thread should be before the new thread has been made you must follow the last edition request or it may be delted by jan jan.

2 1 4 3

Wew

SNAP

the UK and us soldiers situated in Iceland during the cold war were some of the luckiest bastards in the world

Ireland is like the north but even more grim

4123 (52314 including pupper)

haha he did it again
tricked me every tiem :3

when did he say this?

started my winter bulk lads

>gogglebox ireland
is it any good?

Do you bloody people steal everything? What do you even have to watch in Ireland except remakes of British programmes?

why

my great grandfather fought in Norway then spent the rest of the war in London.

fat cunt

FOB

good point tbf

next edition will be a kyary edition
the next thread maker will use a kyary image

wish I had a kpop group to go dancing with :/

it's a bit cold

analed this piece of meat in the back o' me mums ford focus haha

>gogglebox

third eye status: state-owned

me

bf is staying over this weekend

left would get the full 3 inches

you mean
>stopped sweating as much because of the temperature being lower so I am becoming a fat cunt again lads
?

Why happened next

It's true, I'm pretty sure the regular Canadian poster has been here for a while and is in to some seriously autistic shit.

all these people are ugly

is this the working class trying to act posh?

politically motivated abuse should count as a hate crime

"Blairite", "Looney Left" or "Tory Scum" used in an abusive manner should carry the same stigma as the word "Nigger"

Frankly atrocious posts

spending all their time with fellow soldiers, drinking and the icelandic qts were very interested in them, thousands of soldiers got married to icelandic women

>in Ireland they watch remakes of British programmes in which the people watch remakes of British programmes

Are you the actual 3" willy lad?

me rn

1,4,2,5

he looks about 40

there's more than one regular

OOH AH

UP THE RA

new

he married my great gran and moved to Canada and had 6 kids

when old people tell you stories about their lives it just seems like fucking everything worked so smoothly

like my grandad always tell me his stories from the merchant navy, basically just needed a jump, walked down to the docks, and next thing he knew he was travelling all over the world on ships. he used to ferry brits to australia who immigrated there for a fiver. literally all you had to do to start a new life in australia was pay five pounds and that was it. they were called "five pound poms"

like yeah i get that they worked fucking hard, much harder than our generation is accustomed to, but it just seems like everything operated so smoothly.

Mine's only 4" what's the big deal?

youtube.com/watch?v=-dtmRmOHK78

FULL MOON

I take steroids so I don't even get that fat on it, you just lose definition

no

licking a hobnob

>I take steroids

HARRRFFF MUN

youtube.com/watch?v=ABavfazPTjo
So here we are then
the lads

the, dare i say it, gf