/brit/

want me to programme you my willy?

I never watch any TV shows

this lad definitely deals

Matty has a 3" willy

...

*looks at note*

sorry lad, it's not on the list

youtube.com/watch?v=Le-9uWKe2dk

>like yeah i get that they worked fucking hard, much harder than our generation is accustomed to, but it just seems like everything operated so smoothly.

far less management, admin, etc in those times
our world was more 'natural'

i literally knew a girl in college who liked me.

she was like April off Peep Show. I was a fucking idiot and ignored her all year, lots of the other females in my class liked me though, prolly why she liked me.

someone just downloaded one of my fb photos haha awks

singapore girls are qtest azns

>lots of the other females in my class liked me though, prolly why she liked me

Iron Spider

Doesn't make sense you twat FUCKING LEARN INGLISH YOU FORREN CUNT

...

I'm a dealer

AMA

Who /cripplingloneliness/ here?

My standards are so low I'd take any grill who was nice to me.

how much for a ford focus?

wow
i know enough english to know that you were being VERY rude

oswald mosley? more like oswald no!!-sley

got really cold out suddenly

windows open and I'm bloody freezing here with no jumper

Haha

you want me to lick your ass, eminem?

how much for a ford focus?

Matthew Ludford

1. it was ten pound poms not five pound poms
2. ten pounds was worth about £400 back then

wish pepe would go bak to being bachelor frog.

>girls smiles at me
>imagine life together

not sure what you're implying with this one lad

Has a 3" willy

youtube.com/watch?v=ABavfazPTjo
LAAADS

>complain about tfw no gf
>get tinder
>match some relatively qt girls
>dont even bother to message them

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

hong kong women are way better

...

literally just bought some baking soda

hello yes could you please tell me your address, the location of your stash and the names of your associates

yea but imagine if £400 was all you needed to start a new life somewhere

on the bus

chinks are disgusting

grab some vinegar and you have got yourself a volcano

got called a little legend in the tescos car park when I downed a whole packet of mcvities
mental

...

Yoga 710?

FOY

right then, who wants a hard bumming?

completely missed the yoga 710 meme

JŋɡlJʃ

why is he getting reaction images but im not

without anything to drink?

>tfw to smart for /brit/

>girls smiles at me
I don't even need that
youtube.com/watch?v=1EBu6U0bu-M

i didnt say u could use my oc

guess the amount of dicks she's sucked

Lads, they're building an Aldi in my town

What should I expect?

anyone who mocks the janny needs to FONT

fairly confident it's just one spastic spamming

right lads, booked this tranny for two hours on saturday night, never done a gay shag before, any advice?

That's why he's Mental lad

why are you shilling for a laptop that you don't even have

me

>tfw too sexy for /brit/

>Read Facebook convos of girls who have stopped talking to me
>tfw people give me a chance but I'm just dull, autistic and uninteresting

jesus christ

Moar

fuck off nonce

going to mix it among other things and water and cocaine in a pot on the stove

so who will be doing the bumming?

advice for afterwards

Yeah it is don't worry

...

half as many as you

Accidentally clicked "I don't have a TV licence on iplayer".

Worried.

ah yes

the so called "alt-right"

>to

dare i say the gf

Wear a johnny for fukk sake lad

...

...

ALL of the dicks
LITERALLY
ALL of them

might run as a Tory MP candidate in the future

2017 will be the heroin year for me, not sure how to get started. how do i find functional junkies who come home from work and inject some skag? decent people who can afford it not tramps.

there are some horror stories about some of the families that came over though
Understandably the kind of father who was prepared to relocate their family to the other side of the planet sometimes had issues

I have come to the conclusion that many traveller women are pure and beautiful

youtu.be/l2rfddC9NiA

what a bloody racist you are you sad little man

Need an ugly gf

want an bf lads

take some muscle relaxants and use lots of lube or you're going to be in for a world of pain

>you will never shag a 16 year old

eh..

I'll be bumming him, be a bit too gay if I let him bum me.

mainlanders are dogs but there was seriously a major difference in hong kong, they're more mixed

Same grills?

Don't do it. It's not worth it.

my gf

The so called “orientals” sure make good noodles desu

most of them were debtors or reprobates of some sort
still people had the options available

Looking for the lad that does have it
I'm sure to find him if I persevere

they're just billionaires

not enough

how is gucci popular enough that an irish poster has an image of him as a frog on an anime image board
always thought of him as a local atlanta rapper but I guess his newer songs are pretty popular

*lad#324 reacted to this post*

>tfw shagged a 15 yr old
>tfw shagged a 17 yr old

i literally only need a 16 yr old lass to complete the nonce-but-not-too-nonce trilogy

keep an open mind lad

big gay following get out

who /rape virgin / here

*sits next to her*
*farts*

except yours

nah deffo have more of the first girl but can't pick it out at a glance

the self-styled "gee eff"

get yer cock out jeffery

Unironically reported to you to GCHQ for being a nonce (and a normie)

>15
Nonce

Haha shut up Megamind

goddamn ephebophile

Yoo can git lost in da sauce mane

making some Ramen right now
Italian style

*opens mouth*

*raises voice to try and mask the sound*

snap

...

fuck off you stuck up faggot with your faux-classy shit you gimp

should i watch the GitS tv series or the film?

*throws a popcorn*

shagged her on my 18th birthday. had i done it the day before i wouldn't be a nonce

weird system tbqh

nonce

Rate this gimmick a 7/10 desu

Ah yes

kill yourself, nonce

*spits in your mouth*
*calls you a filthy slut*

shagged her on my 18th birthday. had i done it the day before i wouldn't be a nonce

weird system tbqh

need a yank snap

*materialized next to you*
you do not treat a lady like that
*pull out my dual katanas*
I challenge thee

that's actual nonce behaviour

tv series

only funny post i've ever seen you make

age of consent is 16 you stupid yankified dickhead

...

got a bit emotional fishing my box of benzos out of my wardrobe there. did a sad that my life has gone so astray and i'll never recover from my mental health issues. there is nobody to help me, nobody gives a shit and they never will.

*snab*

Should I watch the Doctor Who programme or the show?

everyone who posts in these threads is on a watchlist so it doesnt matter

gchq will come for you lads soon

thanks

...

rate my new trainers lads

heh

going to let the local bobby know about this one just in case

beef is that you

should i read the private eye or "the private eye"

ktf :( *pats you on the back*

>there is nobody to help me, nobody gives a shit and they never will
I feel like this but reckon it's actually just an accurate picture of the world rather than a mental issue

the gfs

i'm thinking about booking a prostitute, any advice?

>going to a party with 15 year olds

>the absolute state of those noses

better get him for at least a good two hours

what you training for?

the the private eye

nice 110s lid

does youtube look different?

*dabs*

>little girls are 'slags' now
You people make me sick

fuck off yank

Ask them to handcuff you to a bed and pour bleach all over your knob

the gf

(not really)

youtube.com/watch?v=Ku3Sc-XV9Nk

So basically the joke is "lol, northerners are poor" ?

...

I don't know

Kek

the pussy well dried up already, pussy man?

*baits you out*

twitter.com/Cred Forums/status/779056333249142784

state of your life mate

*bops*

ah the nazi frog doing a seig heil

goodbye lads

its been fun

*does the one-hand dab*

What did he mean by this?

All the mods and jannerz are getting the sack.

...

lol, northerners are poor

>so-called '''west belfast'''

I remember reading this book as a kid desu

never got this fad
where did it come from?

who is this so called "Cred Forums"?

*zips*

What's habbening

its a bit predatory mate. you're like the old blokes who go alone to clubs

He's being forced to apologise.

>these replies

>actually trying to justify being a nonce

embarrassing

Hiro

>that highly strung work woman who's constantly moving and always looks like she's extremely busy, despite doing everything at the same pace as everybody else

all me

Don't think I can forgive them

>Being a virgin past freshers
How did you ever live that down?

gookmoot is so cute :3

>heyyy

what
the fuck
does this bitch want now

...

FInd it la'

Or sauce

if brit/Cred Forums shuts down, where do we go?

fu.ll chan?

the "D"

you're in there lad

can't believe she fucking said that mate

thats bang out of order

think its time her front teeth go missing

>three ys
Your cock

r/britreddit

>say high and ask how its going to a woman like this at my work
>get a ten minute triad about her layabout uggo daughter and how she is so miserable until I get an excuse to leave.

this is why I need to leave this hellhole

you go back to /reddit/

britfa.gs?

chinese moot sold us to google

haha

thought u get laid every time you go out because you're so tall

just trying to wrap my head around why an alpha male like yourself would want a lady of the night

I have wondered this, there is no good alternative. Krautchan Cred Forums and learn german?

where are all the anime girls in real life???

found some more

I'll probably spend most of my time laying down on the couch and staring at the ceiling as I do occasionally

bloody hope so desu

You reckon?

Same thing I was thinking la

Well, she's only been hinting that for the past five years waheyy

So moot is the owner again

gutted lads

do women like it when you make fun of them?

its the circle...

ill either turn my life around and achieve happiness
or i might just off myself

britfa.gs is empty as shit and its like a brit but split into loads of different threads so it will be completely dead with 2 posts a day

no they cry

t. know a women

Nice

Depend Depend you're attractive or not

>phoneposting
>grime

actually bin yourself you complete and utter waste of space

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic whale harpooner

whenever i see slags next to a puddle, i have a feeling there's a high probability that it's piss

Any more talk like that and I'll end it for you

don't know but they love making fun of me :((

>its a hiro makes another completely nonsensical tweet/post and sends all of Cred Forums into total chaos again episode

Wish he would get someone who speaks English to write for him.

shat ap blad

hmm

so he won't even give them a refund?

fuck off

yet you still won't come to wakey

coward

>rescheduling dates
>not offering refunds
I wonder who is behind this?

ahh, so civlized

found a slug in my cup of tea lads

first kat and now Cred Forums

what a year

He can speak English, he just pretends to be retarded

might have to resort to the paedo sites

(image because Cred Forums censors the names)

>solo Harley Quinn film confirmed
NO THANKS

>Margot Robbie co-producing
I THINK NOT

if you're attractive, it's flirting
if you're an uggo, it's harassment

finally apologised for the /brit/ jannies

imgur.com/a/FiApK

here la that's all that i think are her

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Wakey wakey eggs and bakie Georgie boy

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Doxxed

Good man

4chen jealous of a little competition eh?

me on the right (6'1) dad on the left (5'11)

we need a strawpoll vote on this

would die without you guys

>pedotugal

why do they keep making these stupid retarded concepts which will literally never happen

outside

bet he has a tiny pecker and wears autism shoes

left - 5'11
righ - 6'0

the internet's hate machine will inevitably be shut down

the first chan on the image list used to spam recruitments

I throw the rope up or worse, go outside.

begin make prototipe

Business idea: colonise 2ch

They should call it the iStrain

what benefit does it being transparent actually serve

>most of europe
ah yes very impressive

you steal my sunshine

if Cred Forums goes, I go

*chains myself to Cred Forums*

total gimmick that normies will cream themselves over

like le curvy screen

Alex seems like a bit of a cunt

need you out of business sunshine

well his hands were 12 inches long and he wore size 37 shoes, so i imagine his cock was in proportion with those.

right lads I'm ac maccy d's what do you lads want? Hurry up I don't have all day

very good post

turkey is moral

Cred Forums is the only board spazzing out over this twitter shit

"IT'S LIKE IT'S FUCKING INVISIBLE!" - Norman Normington

How many white Americans have the police killed in the past week?

do they sell fish?

8 pack of nuggs x

nah he deffo had a 5 incher

look at him

Dayum

snap

cornetto and a Filet-O-Fish for my icelandic mate

How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

the absolute state of these slags baka

What Twitter shit, my maple syrup covered friend?

absolutely dire lad

There are no white Americans
We African now

Big Mac meal with a strawberry milkshake
hahaha can you get this one and I'll pay you back if we see a cashpoint hahaha

snap

gookmoot sold the site to vice

Fucks sake lads left my lighter at work gotta use a candle

Got stood up.

do tell m8

...

shagged my gf and she wanted me to shag her again but i said thanks but no yanks

Hiroshimoot is hitting the sake again and posted some cryptic shite on the Cred Forums twitter

igf left me and its been all downhill from there

The same as is has been since /GF2002/

Wew

Did you do a cry?

new

not surprised with woeful banter like that lad

Right lads I want my money when I get back, if you don't pay I'll give your food to someone else

acquired gf on the 9th of September

might dump her for this other bird though
not sure yet

absolute disaster tb h

>33kcal in a can of tango
the fuck?
I thought fizzy drinks were like 60% sugar

I only have USD so you'll have to go to the bank to exchange it la

No, it was a pretty flimsy arrangement anyway, but I expected a can't make it or something.

>3 goal lead slipped

I swear to God, if the BBC don't shut the fuck up about GBBO, I will kick the fucking cat through the window.

this girl wants my willy but she constantly tries to make conversation and her boring life that orbits around smoking marijuana and sleeping is making me want to glass myself

What do lads

“She is 26 and beautiful, not in that otherworldly, catwalk way but in a minor knock-around key, a blue mood, a slow dance,” Cohen wrote. “She is tall but only with the help of certain shoes. She can be sexy and composed even while naked but only in character.”
all of that is correct.

watched five minutes of gogglebox ireland

3rd eye in critical condition

>she is tall but only with the help of certain shoes
found that rather amusing for reasons I'm not sure I entirely understand

Lads, I have a job, and I'm making good money, and I'm surrounded by normal happy successful people.
Oh god, I'm in too deep here.