not bed time yet edition
/brit/
>"people" who say "show" instead of "programme"
FOY
Well he was partly correct.
>breaking the rules
thats not fucking kyary is it
the janny will be having stern words with i
patiently awaiting the janitor
korean pop
anime
me and me mum and me dad and me gran
youtube.com
FULL MOON
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want me to programme you my willy?
I never watch any TV shows
this lad definitely deals
Matty has a 3" willy
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*looks at note*
sorry lad, it's not on the list
>like yeah i get that they worked fucking hard, much harder than our generation is accustomed to, but it just seems like everything operated so smoothly.
far less management, admin, etc in those times
our world was more 'natural'
i literally knew a girl in college who liked me.
she was like April off Peep Show. I was a fucking idiot and ignored her all year, lots of the other females in my class liked me though, prolly why she liked me.
someone just downloaded one of my fb photos haha awks
singapore girls are qtest azns
>lots of the other females in my class liked me though, prolly why she liked me
Iron Spider
Doesn't make sense you twat FUCKING LEARN INGLISH YOU FORREN CUNT
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I'm a dealer
AMA
Who /cripplingloneliness/ here?
My standards are so low I'd take any grill who was nice to me.
how much for a ford focus?
wow
i know enough english to know that you were being VERY rude
oswald mosley? more like oswald no!!-sley
got really cold out suddenly
windows open and I'm bloody freezing here with no jumper
Haha
you want me to lick your ass, eminem?
how much for a ford focus?
Matthew Ludford
1. it was ten pound poms not five pound poms
2. ten pounds was worth about £400 back then
wish pepe would go bak to being bachelor frog.
>girls smiles at me
>imagine life together
not sure what you're implying with this one lad
Has a 3" willy
>complain about tfw no gf
>get tinder
>match some relatively qt girls
>dont even bother to message them
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
hong kong women are way better
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literally just bought some baking soda
hello yes could you please tell me your address, the location of your stash and the names of your associates
yea but imagine if £400 was all you needed to start a new life somewhere
on the bus
chinks are disgusting
grab some vinegar and you have got yourself a volcano
got called a little legend in the tescos car park when I downed a whole packet of mcvities
mental
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Yoga 710?
FOY
right then, who wants a hard bumming?
completely missed the yoga 710 meme
JŋɡlJʃ
why is he getting reaction images but im not
without anything to drink?
>tfw to smart for /brit/
>girls smiles at me
I don't even need that
youtube.com
i didnt say u could use my oc
guess the amount of dicks she's sucked
Lads, they're building an Aldi in my town
What should I expect?
anyone who mocks the janny needs to FONT
fairly confident it's just one spastic spamming
right lads, booked this tranny for two hours on saturday night, never done a gay shag before, any advice?
That's why he's Mental lad
why are you shilling for a laptop that you don't even have
me
>tfw too sexy for /brit/
>Read Facebook convos of girls who have stopped talking to me
>tfw people give me a chance but I'm just dull, autistic and uninteresting
jesus christ
Moar
fuck off nonce
going to mix it among other things and water and cocaine in a pot on the stove
so who will be doing the bumming?
advice for afterwards
Yeah it is don't worry
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half as many as you
Accidentally clicked "I don't have a TV licence on iplayer".
Worried.
ah yes
the so called "alt-right"
>to
dare i say the gf
Wear a johnny for fukk sake lad
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ALL of the dicks
LITERALLY
ALL of them
might run as a Tory MP candidate in the future
2017 will be the heroin year for me, not sure how to get started. how do i find functional junkies who come home from work and inject some skag? decent people who can afford it not tramps.
there are some horror stories about some of the families that came over though
Understandably the kind of father who was prepared to relocate their family to the other side of the planet sometimes had issues
I have come to the conclusion that many traveller women are pure and beautiful
what a bloody racist you are you sad little man
Need an ugly gf
want an bf lads
take some muscle relaxants and use lots of lube or you're going to be in for a world of pain
>you will never shag a 16 year old
eh..
I'll be bumming him, be a bit too gay if I let him bum me.
mainlanders are dogs but there was seriously a major difference in hong kong, they're more mixed
Same grills?
Don't do it. It's not worth it.
my gf
The so called “orientals” sure make good noodles desu
most of them were debtors or reprobates of some sort
still people had the options available
Looking for the lad that does have it
I'm sure to find him if I persevere
they're just billionaires
not enough
how is gucci popular enough that an irish poster has an image of him as a frog on an anime image board
always thought of him as a local atlanta rapper but I guess his newer songs are pretty popular
*lad#324 reacted to this post*
>tfw shagged a 15 yr old
>tfw shagged a 17 yr old
i literally only need a 16 yr old lass to complete the nonce-but-not-too-nonce trilogy
keep an open mind lad
big gay following get out
who /rape virgin / here
*sits next to her*
*farts*
except yours
nah deffo have more of the first girl but can't pick it out at a glance
the self-styled "gee eff"
get yer cock out jeffery
Unironically reported to you to GCHQ for being a nonce (and a normie)
>15
Nonce
Haha shut up Megamind
goddamn ephebophile
Yoo can git lost in da sauce mane
making some Ramen right now
Italian style
*opens mouth*
*raises voice to try and mask the sound*
snap
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fuck off you stuck up faggot with your faux-classy shit you gimp
should i watch the GitS tv series or the film?
*throws a popcorn*
shagged her on my 18th birthday. had i done it the day before i wouldn't be a nonce
weird system tbqh
nonce
Rate this gimmick a 7/10 desu
Ah yes
kill yourself, nonce
*spits in your mouth*
*calls you a filthy slut*
shagged her on my 18th birthday. had i done it the day before i wouldn't be a nonce
weird system tbqh
need a yank snap
*materialized next to you*
you do not treat a lady like that
*pull out my dual katanas*
I challenge thee
that's actual nonce behaviour
tv series
only funny post i've ever seen you make
age of consent is 16 you stupid yankified dickhead
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got a bit emotional fishing my box of benzos out of my wardrobe there. did a sad that my life has gone so astray and i'll never recover from my mental health issues. there is nobody to help me, nobody gives a shit and they never will.
*snab*
Should I watch the Doctor Who programme or the show?
everyone who posts in these threads is on a watchlist so it doesnt matter
gchq will come for you lads soon
thanks
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rate my new trainers lads
heh
going to let the local bobby know about this one just in case
beef is that you
should i read the private eye or "the private eye"
ktf :( *pats you on the back*
>there is nobody to help me, nobody gives a shit and they never will
I feel like this but reckon it's actually just an accurate picture of the world rather than a mental issue
the gfs
i'm thinking about booking a prostitute, any advice?
>going to a party with 15 year olds
>the absolute state of those noses
better get him for at least a good two hours
what you training for?
the the private eye
nice 110s lid
does youtube look different?
*dabs*
>little girls are 'slags' now
You people make me sick
fuck off yank
Ask them to handcuff you to a bed and pour bleach all over your knob
the gf
(not really)
youtube.com
So basically the joke is "lol, northerners are poor" ?
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I don't know
Kek
the pussy well dried up already, pussy man?
*baits you out*
twitter.com
state of your life mate
*bops*
ah the nazi frog doing a seig heil
goodbye lads
its been fun
*does the one-hand dab*
What did he mean by this?
All the mods and jannerz are getting the sack.
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lol, northerners are poor
>so-called '''west belfast'''
I remember reading this book as a kid desu
never got this fad
where did it come from?
who is this so called "Cred Forums"?
*zips*
What's habbening
its a bit predatory mate. you're like the old blokes who go alone to clubs
He's being forced to apologise.
>these replies
>actually trying to justify being a nonce
embarrassing
Hiro
>that highly strung work woman who's constantly moving and always looks like she's extremely busy, despite doing everything at the same pace as everybody else
all me
Don't think I can forgive them
>Being a virgin past freshers
How did you ever live that down?
gookmoot is so cute :3
>heyyy
what
the fuck
does this bitch want now
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FInd it la'
Or sauce
if brit/Cred Forums shuts down, where do we go?
fu.ll chan?
the "D"
you're in there lad
can't believe she fucking said that mate
thats bang out of order
think its time her front teeth go missing
>three ys
Your cock
r/britreddit
>say high and ask how its going to a woman like this at my work
>get a ten minute triad about her layabout uggo daughter and how she is so miserable until I get an excuse to leave.
this is why I need to leave this hellhole
you go back to /reddit/
britfa.gs?
chinese moot sold us to google
haha
thought u get laid every time you go out because you're so tall
just trying to wrap my head around why an alpha male like yourself would want a lady of the night
I have wondered this, there is no good alternative. Krautchan Cred Forums and learn german?
where are all the anime girls in real life???
found some more
I'll probably spend most of my time laying down on the couch and staring at the ceiling as I do occasionally
bloody hope so desu
You reckon?
Same thing I was thinking la
Well, she's only been hinting that for the past five years waheyy
So moot is the owner again
gutted lads
do women like it when you make fun of them?
its the circle...
ill either turn my life around and achieve happiness
or i might just off myself
britfa.gs is empty as shit and its like a brit but split into loads of different threads so it will be completely dead with 2 posts a day
no they cry
t. know a women
Nice
Depend Depend you're attractive or not
>phoneposting
>grime
actually bin yourself you complete and utter waste of space
>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic whale harpooner
whenever i see slags next to a puddle, i have a feeling there's a high probability that it's piss
Any more talk like that and I'll end it for you
don't know but they love making fun of me :((
>its a hiro makes another completely nonsensical tweet/post and sends all of Cred Forums into total chaos again episode
Wish he would get someone who speaks English to write for him.
shat ap blad
hmm
so he won't even give them a refund?
fuck off
yet you still won't come to wakey
coward
>rescheduling dates
>not offering refunds
I wonder who is behind this?
ahh, so civlized
found a slug in my cup of tea lads
first kat and now Cred Forums
what a year
He can speak English, he just pretends to be retarded
might have to resort to the paedo sites
(image because Cred Forums censors the names)
>solo Harley Quinn film confirmed
NO THANKS
>Margot Robbie co-producing
I THINK NOT
if you're attractive, it's flirting
if you're an uggo, it's harassment
finally apologised for the /brit/ jannies
here la that's all that i think are her
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Wakey wakey eggs and bakie Georgie boy
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Doxxed
Good man
4chen jealous of a little competition eh?
me on the right (6'1) dad on the left (5'11)
we need a strawpoll vote on this
would die without you guys
>pedotugal
why do they keep making these stupid retarded concepts which will literally never happen
outside
bet he has a tiny pecker and wears autism shoes
left - 5'11
righ - 6'0
the internet's hate machine will inevitably be shut down
the first chan on the image list used to spam recruitments
I throw the rope up or worse, go outside.
begin make prototipe
Business idea: colonise 2ch
They should call it the iStrain
what benefit does it being transparent actually serve
>most of europe
ah yes very impressive
you steal my sunshine
if Cred Forums goes, I go
*chains myself to Cred Forums*
total gimmick that normies will cream themselves over
like le curvy screen
Alex seems like a bit of a cunt
need you out of business sunshine
well his hands were 12 inches long and he wore size 37 shoes, so i imagine his cock was in proportion with those.
right lads I'm ac maccy d's what do you lads want? Hurry up I don't have all day
very good post
turkey is moral
Cred Forums is the only board spazzing out over this twitter shit
"IT'S LIKE IT'S FUCKING INVISIBLE!" - Norman Normington
How many white Americans have the police killed in the past week?
do they sell fish?
8 pack of nuggs x
nah he deffo had a 5 incher
look at him
Dayum
snap
cornetto and a Filet-O-Fish for my icelandic mate
How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
the absolute state of these slags baka
What Twitter shit, my maple syrup covered friend?
absolutely dire lad
There are no white Americans
We African now
Big Mac meal with a strawberry milkshake
hahaha can you get this one and I'll pay you back if we see a cashpoint hahaha
snap
gookmoot sold the site to vice
Fucks sake lads left my lighter at work gotta use a candle
Got stood up.
do tell m8
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shagged my gf and she wanted me to shag her again but i said thanks but no yanks
Hiroshimoot is hitting the sake again and posted some cryptic shite on the Cred Forums twitter
igf left me and its been all downhill from there
The same as is has been since /GF2002/
Wew
Did you do a cry?
new
not surprised with woeful banter like that lad
Right lads I want my money when I get back, if you don't pay I'll give your food to someone else
acquired gf on the 9th of September
might dump her for this other bird though
not sure yet
absolute disaster tb h
>33kcal in a can of tango
the fuck?
I thought fizzy drinks were like 60% sugar
I only have USD so you'll have to go to the bank to exchange it la
No, it was a pretty flimsy arrangement anyway, but I expected a can't make it or something.
>3 goal lead slipped
I swear to God, if the BBC don't shut the fuck up about GBBO, I will kick the fucking cat through the window.
this girl wants my willy but she constantly tries to make conversation and her boring life that orbits around smoking marijuana and sleeping is making me want to glass myself
What do lads
“She is 26 and beautiful, not in that otherworldly, catwalk way but in a minor knock-around key, a blue mood, a slow dance,” Cohen wrote. “She is tall but only with the help of certain shoes. She can be sexy and composed even while naked but only in character.”
all of that is correct.
watched five minutes of gogglebox ireland
3rd eye in critical condition
>she is tall but only with the help of certain shoes
found that rather amusing for reasons I'm not sure I entirely understand
Lads, I have a job, and I'm making good money, and I'm surrounded by normal happy successful people.
Oh god, I'm in too deep here.