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>ywn

drowning my sorrows in drink

muh bake off

fuck off

Oh but I will.

alri

snap

>tim hortons coming to uk
LEAFED

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never thought that i could be a drug addict now fuck that can't have it happen to me

Any of you lads ever got a job you were vastly unqualified for?

about time we had a success story on /GF2016/ ffs

Unironically drinking a medium double double rn aha

yeah the job of living my life

explain

really interesting to think there's an entire island with people who have irish accents

youtube.com/watch?v=Ku3Sc-XV9Nk

This fucking kid

His single mum is broke and working in a shop

And he declines to tell her he's a fucking literal millionaire until the last second of the episode

>his face when he tells her the amount

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Goodbye everybody.

I hope we all had fun.

what are you addicted to senpai?

You actually thought this was a post worth posting.

how the fuck is hull the uk city of culture

He's got a tiny lil willy

tasty

the sugar is replaced with aspartame which is about 40x worse than sugar

got me a (You) at least

Think they mean culture as in bacteria

Test

it's not diet tango

filtered

>aspartame which is about 40x worse than sugar
what an absolute mong. It is the most studied ingredient by the FDA by far and is completely safe.

might join the UVF lads

thoughts?

Filtered.

bit late mate

Scrounger detected

i hear good things

filtered

1 in 9 people in Northern Ireland are on disability benefit

Truly makes you think

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the gf

my sides

might start IVF lads

thoughts?

odds play vidya
evens shitpost all night

Reeeaaally don't like blacks anymore 2bh

Think they've been chimping out in NC again. Only a matter of time until they do this to the wrong person get shot down.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ky9cfltJy-U

0 - jack it to midget porn

percolated

Surprised it's not higher when you consider the act that half of them are Ulster Scot

imagine being Channel 4 rn.

I'd be mad if I lived in NC too

what a catastrophe

waheyyyyyyyyy

>FDA
hahahahaha holy shit yanks actually believe their food is safe

america truly is a war zone

THE HACKER KNOWN AS Cred Forums

what is this absolute shite about a garden bridge

ffs

why is brit/pol/ so homophobic?

Y..Yoga 710?

Blacks truly were a mistake.

>Only a matter of time until they do this to the wrong person get shot down
and then you'll have another dindu riot on your hands
trus me daddee

Thanks for the (you's)

fuck off gaybo

>a literal bridge in London makes headline news in Ireland

why yes, come to grimsby, much better than london

I'm watching bbc waiting for question time lad

>hungry
>means have to leave my room to make food

nah.

And the cycle continues

Reckon it's just going to get worse until it's actual war in the streets.

THE SO CALLED HACKER KNOWN AS /brit/

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crying lads

>not having a cache of food by your bed
do you even slob

The first few lines sounds suspiciously like they were stolen from me having a conversation with my parents

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what's to stop people just pissing and shitting on this so called "garden" bridge, don't think needles act as great fertilizer either

snap

>Minor story about the auto-defenestration of the Labour Party

taking the fifth

used it all up

and cba to pick any of it up

I thought you loved walking

I'm diggin this "snap" meme lads

Keep up the good work

crackle

>Pottermore now has a Patronus quiz
turns out my patronus is a black swan lads

Virgin

bit gay

Kek

Just gave the bf a hard rattling

>tfw I have hair like Yvete Cooper
>tfw I am a guy

not really feeling the love here like I usually do.

pop

Question Time in 2 minutes

business idea: "Snap" applies to two tripfags posting in a row as well.

snap

fuck sake lad

could be worse
someone i know did the quiz and unironically got a black stallion

quick lads

which episode of simpsons should I watch?

get a minifridge for your room
will do you wonders

even better if you have a sink nearby and an electric kettle, you can make tea to keep the hunger away

>give more attention to them
shan't be investing in this

You have 10 seconds to prove you are white and middle class.

Marge on the lam

Temporary 'solution' my potato friend.
Alcohol causes and worsens depression/anxiety...

i saw you post this earlier and get no replies you sad fucking scrotum sack of smelly semen

Homer Enrolls in University

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Cred Forums mentioned

I have a 401k.

quick someone call me a bender

Itchy and Scratchy: The movie, Kamp Krusty or Itchy and Scratchy Land.

i do have a mini frige but it's full of rotted left over chinks (chinese food)

>being proud of being middle class

l e l

Treehouse of horror ix

the one where Homer and Mr Burns are stuck in a cabin together

>The Redditsons
kys

Are you now moist with power?

>stacked episode of QT
>stacked episode of This Week

It's gonna be a good night lads

doesn't everyone?

>>The Redditsons
>kys

my plan was to post it over and over until I did :^)

great taste

What did she mean by this?

Frenchwomen are for British men only.

you've got 400,001 in the bank lad? lend us a greasy muggy fiver?

want to watch qt but I'm too comfy listening to depressing music :/

>tory slag representing labour

youtube.com/watch?v=Pok-HBhDJJ4

Fireman Sam is Welsh

Charlotte Church WILL sing this if you ask her in person

>400,001
irish mathematics

>stacked

What did she mean by this?

who actually watches question time in their free time?

bunch of actual benders

turns out the female I'm considering to receive my seed has what are commonly called "jokes"

I got an adder

Come along Bort

Are you talking to me?

mogg clearly hates lucas

>Sutton Coldfield
she wants a question time in brum

>watching qt when geordie shore is on

fucking sad act mate

Not if they've never had an adult job. Most minorities don't know what it is.

It's a type of retirement savings plan

is she saying she's been i na porno

I don't get it

fireman sam is the greatest welsh hero since King Arthur or Henry VII

literally never miss it

Hate that I hate cape shit, it seems that all girls love it.

No, it's that Suicide Squad was very Harley-centric

"so called" soft brexit

Rate my neighbourhood lads

girl i went to school with died today
saw a poor tomcat kitten dead on the road today
worrying even more about my health after worrying symptoms

one of those days lads

really want to cum all over liz kendalls face then have her walk into parliament to show off my load

don't save and repost my images please

>soviet oppression

what is this dickhead talking about

not very funny 2bh

She's really into anything Harley and Joker related
She said she could be Harley if I was Joker once tbqhwy

Never trust a trick with weave

Strange goings on lately tbqh lads with you fampie

STAY OUT OF MY SWAMP

snap

she's a hamster faced cunt t b h

I thought it was funny fuck you mate

don't like that picture

she a callous cow with a shit sense of humour mate wind your neck in

Yeah met a qt the other day that just kept going on and on about it after I told her I used to read comics as a kid.

Jokes on her, I moved onto chinese cartoon comics years ago.

S-SNAP

FOT

>all of germanys cars are sold in the uk

where did this meme come from

they didnt let capitalist companies conquer their markets and leech off their economy

Gonna have a job by Monday lads. Don't know what I'm going to do without /brit/.

>not 'chonning at work

bit rude

Is it really that common?

Next time she tells a joke or you tell a shit joke, cover your mouth with your hand and laugh like a mix of The Penguin and Waluigi. Guarantee it kills.

You'll cope somehow

me coming back from tesco

co-worker told that he dealt with his breakup with his so called gf by listening to eminem

laughed in his face desu lol

The fuck do you think you're doing leaf
get out of my thread

india superpower 2050

It's a compuper place. They'll see all of my homophobic, racist posts and sack me.

>Is it really that common?
I think it's because women love capeshit and they finally have a wise cracking female capeshit character.

Can do a killer BTAS Penguin laugh ngl

hmm yes getting through a breakup by listening to someone talk about how he used to abuse his wife
very impressive

norniron?

lol

absolutely HATE julia lads

>going grocery shopping
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unless mummy does it, you should be killing rats and grilling them on your nvidia

REMOANERS BTFO

so what do you think, lads?

do any of these degenerates actually "pass" in your eyes?

they are all dead

*aggressively brexits your Eurozone*

You're not going the Penguin's actual laugh, you nonce. You're going for Jared Leto's wank one.

>yanks

shit. how do I quote cross-board?

I hate how the BBC always invite centre right populist spastics rather than getting Douglas Murray or even Hitchens

pans

Leto wasn't even the Penguin what the fuck are you on about

bender

PURPLE HAIRED STUDENT KLAXON

gb2rnf

Germania > Britannia

Can someone fix Boris Johnson's gay fucking haircut before he does anything else important pls?

His laugh is a mix of Danny DeVito's Penguin and Waluigi, you daft fucking cunt. Learn to read you comic book nonce.

Is life in Scotland really as violent, depressing, and drug-fuelled as Trainspotting, Filth, and The Acid House makes it seem?

yes

the fuck am I watching

Depends where you live.

Where I live it's worse.

flight booked for tokyo for 7 o'clock tomorrow morning. Going to initially teach english but hope to become an idol. been fun lads, bye

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A dreadful show being dragged along kicking and screaming by a charismatic lead and not-often-seen-on-TV cinematography.

gl further x

don't know lad but the lass on the left is fit

They should move aside all the way to the back of the bus

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It's been decided

going to get drunk and listen to depressing music tomorrow lads

You can't do that, that's my plan

Liz just got BTFO there.

Poor lass, I want to give her a cuddle

NEW LABOUR BTFO

>going to get drunk and listen to depressing music tomorrow
>tomorrow

Why? Nows as good a time as ever

working on that rn

hope liz gets deselected tbqh

>janny running Cred Forums
It's over

work tomorrow

good luck

Fight me senpai

cooking sausages and chips

real man food

what did he mean by this?

in dire need of a job

useless chink fuck

Only if it's a kissing fight xxx

anyone else going to bed?

you are literally a janny

...

what skills do you have m8

What's so hard to handle?

julie delivering the rekts

sounds good to me xx

yeah me lad

n/a

if you watch anime... you gotta leave.

LIZ GIT REKT BY A FUCKING

GIB SOLIDERS FOOTBALLERS WAGES

SORT OF WOMYNN
LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

bad lad

Putting stuff in my butt

the janny just deleted his post

but did he delete it in a personal capacity or in his duties as a janitor?

really makes you think

every friday night for me haha

*jumps in with you*

. I am the silenced singer ... Piano - a bit of 'Nobody Does It Better' by Marvin Hamlish - then 'Honeysuckle Rose' by Fats Waller and 'Hello' by Marvin Hamlish ... Guitar my improvisation of - 'I Could Write a Book' from Pal Joey - then 'Human Nature' a Michael Jackson song and some improvisation ... I show a Selfie post to Facebook and Twitter ... I explain how I am the 'Silenced Singer' and the problems I am being caused in trying to move ... I show pictures and video of a recent trip to Oxford on 15 September 2016 ... hey these bastards are preventing me from making singing videos ... presumably what they want ... Filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in the flat spracklen house Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before taken on the 22nd of September 2016 ...
... Show Sainsbury's Marlow car park ... end with Selfie over Dukes Place Marlow ...

Alri janny

*turns to face you*

*smiles endearingly while staring you in the eye*

good night, lad

*gives you a soft kiss on the forehead*

hope this spells the end of the anti asian rhetoric of the janny

lads I don't get what this meme is can someone explain thx

what's the best darknet market to use these days?

i'm out of touch with it, just trying to get hold of some xanax

Liz is losing it.

youtube.com/watch?v=c4mym0EFKM8
hmmmm

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fuck

Fuck off matt

not matt mate

nah mate I'm sure you can list a fuckton of computer shit
if you can dump shit in a folder and find it again then you've got "file management skills"
used word to create an entire document with headers and shit, you have "word processing capabilities"
opened a fucking e-mail and replied with an attachment?
holy shit that makes you a communication wizard

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When does Sherlock come back lads?

Been working on the many units of a huge long term drug rehab compound for the past 2 days. It's a court ordered taxpayer funded privately owned facility full of mostly female crackheads and heroin addicts and their young children living there with them.

Bit of a downer 2bh. Crackheads keep trying to make moves on me, everybody hates themselves, the whole place is a run down dump, keep finding used needles stashed all over the place, etc. Really feel bad for the kids growing up there.

Janny can you let hiro know ill run the stite

Thanks x

I have £18 to spend on Google play by Sunday

What should I spend it on?

this is a horror show from liz

softcore porn

pls respond

a sense of dignity

what kinda shit you like to waste money on?

Alphabay

...

Link

Link

Dunno
It's all from that Google opinions rewards crap

It's gonna expire so need it gone on something which I will probably never use

is she a ghost?

that poster is a red flag

no its a woman

Really want to try xannies because I think they'd improve my life but I don't want to become a >28 year old handholdless KV benzo addicted neet

what did liz say to get everyone so riled

>Cred Forums poster
it's a man

muh NHS

Just get the "premium" version of whatever shitty apps you use.
Or music, music's always good.

improve your own life 2bh

bars just make you stop giving a fuck about how shit it is

no. fuck the nhs

we should abolish the NHS to be honest waste of space

holy FUCK why are yanks so good at batner? us brits just got BTFO. Damn those superior yanks!!

Only really use the built in Google stuff and clover for Cred Forums lol

>buying music

Can I jump in too? Feeling pretty lonely lads haha

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Five hours later

I am still fucking sober

Bedtime T B H

becoming a rentboy would literally solve half of those problems

Im a refugee from /deutsch/ can i stay fellow monarchy?

>two state owned corporations "fighting" over the same show
wow this totally isn't manufactured publicity

me at 0:33
mfw youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo
its all good fun desu, idk why Europeans hate vernacular tradition, maybe because all of theirs are dead.

I'm naked

You guys are fucking stupid, NHS is stopping my heart ripping itself open with about £20 every 2 months for meds.
if they dropped free treatment for self inflicted "illnesses" like smoking and most obesity then they'd have far better cash resources

>5:30pm
>bedtime

BIG
BLACK
CLIT

Who is Cred Forums?

Pay tax first

Wow you've got a big cock!
*Touches it*
It's so thick...
*Licks it*
Tastes good...

pics x

channel 4 will be privatised within 2 years tbf

snap

what's a "hog calling contest"?

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I will ask /balt/

Same

>vernacular tradition
huh?

The Bush family is voting for Hillary, because Hillary supports the military-industrial complex

>Blitzer: Do you think the United States needs to rethink U.S. involvement in NATO?
>Trump: Yes, because it’s costing us too much money...maybe we have to pay a lot less toward the NATO itself.

>Blitzer: When we say keep NATO, NATO has been around since right after World War II in 1949. It’s been a cornerstone of U.S. national security around the world. NATO allies hear you say that, they’re not going to be happy.
>Trump: Well, they may not be happy but, you know, they have to help us also. So there has to be at least a change in philosophy and there are also has to be a change in the cut out, the money, the spread because it’s too much.

you'll have to pay the price mate...
*sends invoice for 3000 pounds*

haha bit gay

where they try to call your mum

are you cool
you can stay if you're cool
i think your country is cool

Rude desu ;-;

>he doesn't have hog calling contests

no wonder you lost your ""empire""

>2:22
the Yank mating call
youtube.com/watch?v=BlbJG7TQid0

I only pay that for real life hugs

put a bit of effort in lad

Gonna wank these dying scabies silly

Yeah but then I'd get HIV haha
Why would you ask me to break the rules?
pics

thought it was a good post :/

nah we're just having a laugh haha
*sucks your thick cock*
see it's just a bit a banter
*swallows your creamy load*
haha your face lad!

It is rude to ask a fellow monarchy to pay taxes desu.

For that we have the peasants, like germany, france

FOY

Divorce For Dummies

I like you already

like "low culture"
i.e. the most important part because its what builds the base of the entire society upon which High Culture rests.

Europeans have a lot of (inherited) High Culture but their low culture has eroded away.

Delete this

Me and Liverpool confirmed big willy havers

might move to Belfast lads

Fucking northerners

Ok sorry you can stay :c

you wanna see my big northern cock lad?

>6th richest country
does she think the eu is a country

*unzips fly*
*drops massive willy on the table*
*THUNK*

top that lads x

No.

who is this monumental marvel of a man of the modern world?

Need my willy slapped around lads

*strikes and causes rolling blackouts*
psshh... nothin personnel, pet...

tonights concotion in honour of thy dead wife:
30mg morphine
15mg diazepam
1g phenibut
12 pints of guiness

any tim news lads

*pushes you onto the bed*
alright then lad
*climbs on top of you and takes your massive willy inside myself*

Thank you

the birmingham accent is an abomination

the Eternal Hero

No, I just want to sit here and chat about whatever the fucks happening on the box or in the papers but you twats want to have a chuckle about your dicks. You have entire boards for that shit so fuck off to one of them.

WEYYYY

Ulster's magnum opus imo

>tfw benzo addict
>opiate addict
>downers addict

Next up is stim addiction but I had that in the past, I can see dissosciatives being next, fucking love ketamine

I'll slap it around, suck it, anything really honestly.

*blows whistle*

was that you lad

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the normies want me to go out to their so called "bonfire"

just a heads up, ive asked that played out gimmicks get auto filtered on Cred Forums including kshit

yeah

hahaha I bet you have a tiny pecker!

dont care

bonfires are fun

here we go

having an almond

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anybody read any good poetry recently?

trump 4 tha win

"Depends"

newbrit

petrol bomb em lad

I read the first 5 lines of Paradise Lost. I was really impressed and would recommend it to anyone

>poetry
gay nerd alert

same

nah

not a normie

Question Time really is a fucking pathetic pantomime. If they stopped the spackers clapping and cheering, it would improve 10-fold.