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>ywn
drowning my sorrows in drink
muh bake off
fuck off
Oh but I will.
alri
snap
>tim hortons coming to uk
LEAFED
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never thought that i could be a drug addict now fuck that can't have it happen to me
Any of you lads ever got a job you were vastly unqualified for?
about time we had a success story on /GF2016/ ffs
Unironically drinking a medium double double rn aha
yeah the job of living my life
explain
really interesting to think there's an entire island with people who have irish accents
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This fucking kid
His single mum is broke and working in a shop
And he declines to tell her he's a fucking literal millionaire until the last second of the episode
>his face when he tells her the amount
what are you addicted to senpai?
You actually thought this was a post worth posting.
how the fuck is hull the uk city of culture
He's got a tiny lil willy
tasty
the sugar is replaced with aspartame which is about 40x worse than sugar
got me a (You) at least
Think they mean culture as in bacteria
Test
it's not diet tango
filtered
>aspartame which is about 40x worse than sugar
what an absolute mong. It is the most studied ingredient by the FDA by far and is completely safe.
might join the UVF lads
thoughts?
Filtered.
bit late mate
Scrounger detected
i hear good things
filtered
1 in 9 people in Northern Ireland are on disability benefit
Truly makes you think
filtered
the gf
my sides
might start IVF lads
thoughts?
odds play vidya
evens shitpost all night
Reeeaaally don't like blacks anymore 2bh
Think they've been chimping out in NC again. Only a matter of time until they do this to the wrong person get shot down.
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0 - jack it to midget porn
percolated
Surprised it's not higher when you consider the act that half of them are Ulster Scot
imagine being Channel 4 rn.
I'd be mad if I lived in NC too
what a catastrophe
waheyyyyyyyyy
>FDA
hahahahaha holy shit yanks actually believe their food is safe
america truly is a war zone
THE HACKER KNOWN AS Cred Forums
what is this absolute shite about a garden bridge
ffs
why is brit/pol/ so homophobic?
Y..Yoga 710?
Blacks truly were a mistake.
>Only a matter of time until they do this to the wrong person get shot down
and then you'll have another dindu riot on your hands
trus me daddee
Thanks for the (you's)
fuck off gaybo
>a literal bridge in London makes headline news in Ireland
why yes, come to grimsby, much better than london
I'm watching bbc waiting for question time lad
>hungry
>means have to leave my room to make food
nah.
And the cycle continues
Reckon it's just going to get worse until it's actual war in the streets.
THE SO CALLED HACKER KNOWN AS /brit/
crying lads
>not having a cache of food by your bed
do you even slob
The first few lines sounds suspiciously like they were stolen from me having a conversation with my parents
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what's to stop people just pissing and shitting on this so called "garden" bridge, don't think needles act as great fertilizer either
snap
>Minor story about the auto-defenestration of the Labour Party
taking the fifth
used it all up
and cba to pick any of it up
I thought you loved walking
I'm diggin this "snap" meme lads
Keep up the good work
crackle
>Pottermore now has a Patronus quiz
turns out my patronus is a black swan lads
Virgin
bit gay
Kek
Just gave the bf a hard rattling
>tfw I have hair like Yvete Cooper
>tfw I am a guy
not really feeling the love here like I usually do.
pop
Question Time in 2 minutes
business idea: "Snap" applies to two tripfags posting in a row as well.
snap
fuck sake lad
could be worse
someone i know did the quiz and unironically got a black stallion
quick lads
which episode of simpsons should I watch?
get a minifridge for your room
will do you wonders
even better if you have a sink nearby and an electric kettle, you can make tea to keep the hunger away
>give more attention to them
shan't be investing in this
You have 10 seconds to prove you are white and middle class.
Marge on the lam
Temporary 'solution' my potato friend.
Alcohol causes and worsens depression/anxiety...
i saw you post this earlier and get no replies you sad fucking scrotum sack of smelly semen
Homer Enrolls in University
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Cred Forums mentioned
I have a 401k.
quick someone call me a bender
Itchy and Scratchy: The movie, Kamp Krusty or Itchy and Scratchy Land.
i do have a mini frige but it's full of rotted left over chinks (chinese food)
>being proud of being middle class
l e l
Treehouse of horror ix
the one where Homer and Mr Burns are stuck in a cabin together
>The Redditsons
kys
Are you now moist with power?
>stacked episode of QT
>stacked episode of This Week
It's gonna be a good night lads
doesn't everyone?
>>The Redditsons
>kys
my plan was to post it over and over until I did :^)
great taste
What did she mean by this?
Frenchwomen are for British men only.
you've got 400,001 in the bank lad? lend us a greasy muggy fiver?
want to watch qt but I'm too comfy listening to depressing music :/
>tory slag representing labour
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Fireman Sam is Welsh
Charlotte Church WILL sing this if you ask her in person
>400,001
irish mathematics
>stacked
What did she mean by this?
who actually watches question time in their free time?
bunch of actual benders
turns out the female I'm considering to receive my seed has what are commonly called "jokes"
I got an adder
Come along Bort
Are you talking to me?
mogg clearly hates lucas
>Sutton Coldfield
she wants a question time in brum
>watching qt when geordie shore is on
fucking sad act mate
Not if they've never had an adult job. Most minorities don't know what it is.
It's a type of retirement savings plan
is she saying she's been i na porno
I don't get it
fireman sam is the greatest welsh hero since King Arthur or Henry VII
literally never miss it
Hate that I hate cape shit, it seems that all girls love it.
No, it's that Suicide Squad was very Harley-centric
"so called" soft brexit
Rate my neighbourhood lads
girl i went to school with died today
saw a poor tomcat kitten dead on the road today
worrying even more about my health after worrying symptoms
one of those days lads
really want to cum all over liz kendalls face then have her walk into parliament to show off my load
don't save and repost my images please
>soviet oppression
what is this dickhead talking about
not very funny 2bh
She's really into anything Harley and Joker related
She said she could be Harley if I was Joker once tbqhwy
Never trust a trick with weave
Strange goings on lately tbqh lads with you fampie
STAY OUT OF MY SWAMP
snap
she's a hamster faced cunt t b h
I thought it was funny fuck you mate
don't like that picture
she a callous cow with a shit sense of humour mate wind your neck in
Yeah met a qt the other day that just kept going on and on about it after I told her I used to read comics as a kid.
Jokes on her, I moved onto chinese cartoon comics years ago.
S-SNAP
FOT
>all of germanys cars are sold in the uk
where did this meme come from
they didnt let capitalist companies conquer their markets and leech off their economy
Gonna have a job by Monday lads. Don't know what I'm going to do without /brit/.
>not 'chonning at work
bit rude
Is it really that common?
Next time she tells a joke or you tell a shit joke, cover your mouth with your hand and laugh like a mix of The Penguin and Waluigi. Guarantee it kills.
You'll cope somehow
me coming back from tesco
co-worker told that he dealt with his breakup with his so called gf by listening to eminem
laughed in his face desu lol
The fuck do you think you're doing leaf
get out of my thread
india superpower 2050
It's a compuper place. They'll see all of my homophobic, racist posts and sack me.
>Is it really that common?
I think it's because women love capeshit and they finally have a wise cracking female capeshit character.
Can do a killer BTAS Penguin laugh ngl
hmm yes getting through a breakup by listening to someone talk about how he used to abuse his wife
very impressive
norniron?
lol
absolutely HATE julia lads
>going grocery shopping
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unless mummy does it, you should be killing rats and grilling them on your nvidia
REMOANERS BTFO
so what do you think, lads?
do any of these degenerates actually "pass" in your eyes?
they are all dead
*aggressively brexits your Eurozone*
You're not going the Penguin's actual laugh, you nonce. You're going for Jared Leto's wank one.
>yanks
shit. how do I quote cross-board?
I hate how the BBC always invite centre right populist spastics rather than getting Douglas Murray or even Hitchens
pans
Leto wasn't even the Penguin what the fuck are you on about
bender
PURPLE HAIRED STUDENT KLAXON
gb2rnf
Germania > Britannia
Can someone fix Boris Johnson's gay fucking haircut before he does anything else important pls?
His laugh is a mix of Danny DeVito's Penguin and Waluigi, you daft fucking cunt. Learn to read you comic book nonce.
Is life in Scotland really as violent, depressing, and drug-fuelled as Trainspotting, Filth, and The Acid House makes it seem?
yes
the fuck am I watching
Depends where you live.
Where I live it's worse.
flight booked for tokyo for 7 o'clock tomorrow morning. Going to initially teach english but hope to become an idol. been fun lads, bye
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A dreadful show being dragged along kicking and screaming by a charismatic lead and not-often-seen-on-TV cinematography.
gl further x
don't know lad but the lass on the left is fit
They should move aside all the way to the back of the bus
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It's been decided
going to get drunk and listen to depressing music tomorrow lads
You can't do that, that's my plan
Liz just got BTFO there.
Poor lass, I want to give her a cuddle
NEW LABOUR BTFO
>going to get drunk and listen to depressing music tomorrow
>tomorrow
Why? Nows as good a time as ever
working on that rn
hope liz gets deselected tbqh
>janny running Cred Forums
It's over
work tomorrow
good luck
Fight me senpai
cooking sausages and chips
real man food
what did he mean by this?
in dire need of a job
useless chink fuck
Only if it's a kissing fight xxx
anyone else going to bed?
you are literally a janny
...
what skills do you have m8
What's so hard to handle?
julie delivering the rekts
sounds good to me xx
yeah me lad
n/a
if you watch anime... you gotta leave.
LIZ GIT REKT BY A FUCKING
GIB SOLIDERS FOOTBALLERS WAGES
SORT OF WOMYNN
LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
bad lad
Putting stuff in my butt
the janny just deleted his post
but did he delete it in a personal capacity or in his duties as a janitor?
really makes you think
every friday night for me haha
*jumps in with you*
. I am the silenced singer ... Piano - a bit of 'Nobody Does It Better' by Marvin Hamlish - then 'Honeysuckle Rose' by Fats Waller and 'Hello' by Marvin Hamlish ... Guitar my improvisation of - 'I Could Write a Book' from Pal Joey - then 'Human Nature' a Michael Jackson song and some improvisation ... I show a Selfie post to Facebook and Twitter ... I explain how I am the 'Silenced Singer' and the problems I am being caused in trying to move ... I show pictures and video of a recent trip to Oxford on 15 September 2016 ... hey these bastards are preventing me from making singing videos ... presumably what they want ... Filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in the flat spracklen house Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before taken on the 22nd of September 2016 ...
... Show Sainsbury's Marlow car park ... end with Selfie over Dukes Place Marlow ...
Alri janny
*turns to face you*
*smiles endearingly while staring you in the eye*
good night, lad
*gives you a soft kiss on the forehead*
hope this spells the end of the anti asian rhetoric of the janny
lads I don't get what this meme is can someone explain thx
what's the best darknet market to use these days?
i'm out of touch with it, just trying to get hold of some xanax
Liz is losing it.
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fuck
Fuck off matt
not matt mate
nah mate I'm sure you can list a fuckton of computer shit
if you can dump shit in a folder and find it again then you've got "file management skills"
used word to create an entire document with headers and shit, you have "word processing capabilities"
opened a fucking e-mail and replied with an attachment?
holy shit that makes you a communication wizard
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When does Sherlock come back lads?
Been working on the many units of a huge long term drug rehab compound for the past 2 days. It's a court ordered taxpayer funded privately owned facility full of mostly female crackheads and heroin addicts and their young children living there with them.
Bit of a downer 2bh. Crackheads keep trying to make moves on me, everybody hates themselves, the whole place is a run down dump, keep finding used needles stashed all over the place, etc. Really feel bad for the kids growing up there.
Janny can you let hiro know ill run the stite
Thanks x
I have £18 to spend on Google play by Sunday
What should I spend it on?
this is a horror show from liz
softcore porn
pls respond
a sense of dignity
what kinda shit you like to waste money on?
Alphabay
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Link
Link
Dunno
It's all from that Google opinions rewards crap
It's gonna expire so need it gone on something which I will probably never use
is she a ghost?
that poster is a red flag
no its a woman
Really want to try xannies because I think they'd improve my life but I don't want to become a >28 year old handholdless KV benzo addicted neet
what did liz say to get everyone so riled
>Cred Forums poster
it's a man
muh NHS
Just get the "premium" version of whatever shitty apps you use.
Or music, music's always good.
improve your own life 2bh
bars just make you stop giving a fuck about how shit it is
no. fuck the nhs
we should abolish the NHS to be honest waste of space
holy FUCK why are yanks so good at batner? us brits just got BTFO. Damn those superior yanks!!
Only really use the built in Google stuff and clover for Cred Forums lol
>buying music
Can I jump in too? Feeling pretty lonely lads haha
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Five hours later
I am still fucking sober
Bedtime T B H
becoming a rentboy would literally solve half of those problems
Im a refugee from /deutsch/ can i stay fellow monarchy?
>two state owned corporations "fighting" over the same show
wow this totally isn't manufactured publicity
me at 0:33
mfw youtube.com
its all good fun desu, idk why Europeans hate vernacular tradition, maybe because all of theirs are dead.
I'm naked
You guys are fucking stupid, NHS is stopping my heart ripping itself open with about £20 every 2 months for meds.
if they dropped free treatment for self inflicted "illnesses" like smoking and most obesity then they'd have far better cash resources
>5:30pm
>bedtime
BIG
BLACK
CLIT
Who is Cred Forums?
Pay tax first
Wow you've got a big cock!
*Touches it*
It's so thick...
*Licks it*
Tastes good...
pics x
channel 4 will be privatised within 2 years tbf
snap
what's a "hog calling contest"?
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I will ask /balt/
Same
>vernacular tradition
huh?
The Bush family is voting for Hillary, because Hillary supports the military-industrial complex
>Blitzer: Do you think the United States needs to rethink U.S. involvement in NATO?
>Trump: Yes, because it’s costing us too much money...maybe we have to pay a lot less toward the NATO itself.
>Blitzer: When we say keep NATO, NATO has been around since right after World War II in 1949. It’s been a cornerstone of U.S. national security around the world. NATO allies hear you say that, they’re not going to be happy.
>Trump: Well, they may not be happy but, you know, they have to help us also. So there has to be at least a change in philosophy and there are also has to be a change in the cut out, the money, the spread because it’s too much.
you'll have to pay the price mate...
*sends invoice for 3000 pounds*
haha bit gay
where they try to call your mum
are you cool
you can stay if you're cool
i think your country is cool
Rude desu ;-;
>he doesn't have hog calling contests
no wonder you lost your ""empire""
>2:22
the Yank mating call
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I only pay that for real life hugs
put a bit of effort in lad
Gonna wank these dying scabies silly
Yeah but then I'd get HIV haha
Why would you ask me to break the rules?
pics
thought it was a good post :/
nah we're just having a laugh haha
*sucks your thick cock*
see it's just a bit a banter
*swallows your creamy load*
haha your face lad!
It is rude to ask a fellow monarchy to pay taxes desu.
For that we have the peasants, like germany, france
FOY
Divorce For Dummies
I like you already
like "low culture"
i.e. the most important part because its what builds the base of the entire society upon which High Culture rests.
Europeans have a lot of (inherited) High Culture but their low culture has eroded away.
Delete this
Me and Liverpool confirmed big willy havers
might move to Belfast lads
Fucking northerners
Ok sorry you can stay :c
you wanna see my big northern cock lad?
>6th richest country
does she think the eu is a country
*unzips fly*
*drops massive willy on the table*
*THUNK*
top that lads x
No.
who is this monumental marvel of a man of the modern world?
Need my willy slapped around lads
*strikes and causes rolling blackouts*
psshh... nothin personnel, pet...
tonights concotion in honour of thy dead wife:
30mg morphine
15mg diazepam
1g phenibut
12 pints of guiness
any tim news lads
*pushes you onto the bed*
alright then lad
*climbs on top of you and takes your massive willy inside myself*
Thank you
the birmingham accent is an abomination
the Eternal Hero
No, I just want to sit here and chat about whatever the fucks happening on the box or in the papers but you twats want to have a chuckle about your dicks. You have entire boards for that shit so fuck off to one of them.
WEYYYY
Ulster's magnum opus imo
>tfw benzo addict
>opiate addict
>downers addict
Next up is stim addiction but I had that in the past, I can see dissosciatives being next, fucking love ketamine
I'll slap it around, suck it, anything really honestly.
*blows whistle*
was that you lad
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the normies want me to go out to their so called "bonfire"
just a heads up, ive asked that played out gimmicks get auto filtered on Cred Forums including kshit
yeah
hahaha I bet you have a tiny pecker!
dont care
bonfires are fun
here we go
having an almond
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anybody read any good poetry recently?
trump 4 tha win
"Depends"
newbrit
petrol bomb em lad
I read the first 5 lines of Paradise Lost. I was really impressed and would recommend it to anyone
>poetry
gay nerd alert
same
nah
not a normie
Question Time really is a fucking pathetic pantomime. If they stopped the spackers clapping and cheering, it would improve 10-fold.