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yeah. that's right. this is your flag.

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ANGLOSPHERE UNITE

canada's gayer than united cuckdom, especially Cred Forumsnadians

youtube.com/watch?v=p7C0arR310g

Best cartoon of all time prove me wrong.

Latvia is cooler than Estonia

this

is anyone else fed up with the stupid "Ukelele, Guitar, Whistling, and Bouncy Swing Drums" music? what's the genre even called? I hate it

No idea what you're talkihng aout

WHY ARE ARS RESTRICTED IN CANADA REEEEEEE

I JUST WANT A GOOD 5.56 GUN I CAN SHOOT INNAWOODS

I've never shot a gun, I've always wanted to

Fuck milk desu

High as fug lads

you can shoot at some ranges without a PAL or anything, they just supervise your shit

Chinks OUT

I wish I had examples. Maybe it's not common in Canada, but it's very common in stupid "We're just like you guys!" commercials from big corporations.
the songs also use lots of xylophones and generally sound incredibly saccharine.

where do you live? there are quite a few rental ranges (they charge you an arm and a leg for fees and ammo though)

hiroyuki is going to delet Cred Forums today

mai hiro

finally

thank god

see you tomorrow

WTF i love yoga now

Durham in southern Ontario

>the autistic gene switched on in Germans as they start spamming the date

which city in the united states is this picture from?

san francisco

tbqh wish we could make this thread sans francisco if you know what I'm saying :)

I don't think we annexed Iraq.

milk tastes bad, but cheese is the food of the gods.

Jackshit to do for the two hours until my next class.

Shorty want to kiss me but I know she was sucking dick

if hillary was a loli irl she'd have my vote

Was it your dick?

It's not gay if it's your dick.

She is a hag IRL

*reads ur post*
*scratches his head*
*googles "lolly"*
*clicks "did you mean loli?"*
*clicks images*
*looks at first image*
*gasps out loud, covers mouth*
*clicks new tab twice, focuses for a moment and closes images tab*
*clicks on ur post number*
*types "that's rude"*

that's rude

Which state do I go to get a qt
white gf

arizona

...

Any of them except maybe hawaii?

I'm in AZ and there's nothing but latinas here

they count as white. I also recommend texas, new mexico, and old mexico

feeling really somber right now buds

>they count as white.
t. fbi crime statistics division

Why are all the girls on Kitchen Nightmares so fucking cute

why? is it about the imminent Cred Forums deletion? it's for your own good

somber on this
*grabs crotch*

I'm depressed as fuck buds

Are they cute?

see you guys on reddit

can't say I'm too cheery at the moment buds

Yeah and if they're under 20 they're probably already taken and if they're over 20 they probably have a kid already

sadness and regret is occupying my mind this evening buds

My gf slept with another girl and didn't ask for my permission

Literally cucked by a girl

hmm

sorry bro guess you weren't in a trusting relationship. my gf always asks me permission to screw other people, and I've said no every time. she likes to pout at her friend's house when I do, but the relationship is strong.

2x degeneracy multiplier

youtube.com/watch?v=FEp76ppPc8o

watching anything tonight buds

D.A.K.

swag

>I've said no every time

good man

gonna watch more man in the high castle. it's p. good, I can tell it was based on a dick novel because none of the characters are very trustworthy at all.

is that canadian i had a redneck-off with last night in here

drink beer with me you wily canuck

reporting in

...

drinking a lemonade

sipping on lemondrink

I'm in love with a subway employee :3

So faggot
You get cucked by your imagination

chugging a lemon beverage

they do say that one must love oneself. that's beautiful user

Give her your 3inch

his imagination is made up of abstractions of the real world

your girlfriend is an actual person

so you got cucked, not that faggot

is she giving you a foot long?

very funny jokes

>KROLM

did she cut you a deal on her six inch with flatbread?

just took 2mg of clonazepam should be an interesting evening of relaxation

that wasnt me

Your parents' marriage is also a funny joke

did she slip you a bag of chips and a cookie?

Way to ruin it

rude
I am not the person who you originally commented. I havent been to a subway in years

2/10

come on user try harder

That's what your mom told your dad
And then they had you lol

did she pay you minimum wage to toast her buns for strangers?

do you guys feel like subway is just overpriced cheapass sandwiches?

Because he tried harder?

That was a rare highlight.

Both seemed to be pretty fuckin country.

much better user
well the user above certainly deserves praise for trying harder

to be a faggot

No because he just had to get it over with

that's fast food in general m8

I wouldnt say they were overpriced but they are not any good.
pls stop

I dont go to subway

I live only on fast food 2bh

it was a fun time

i normally dont post shit about myself, i prefer to just shitpost along with whatever topics breezing on through, but i enjoyed that

did she hire a fatass pedophile to be your spokesman?

enjoy passing the fuck out in about 2 hours

found this pic of u

Today is my Friday

I'm going to buy some za and go to a friend's house

how did they get 700 nuggets in that tiny box

wish I had za

wish I had friends

>implying I'm not fit

>za
Kys

wtf is a za?

Can I have an American gf

(piz)za

yes :3

Where do you live bud
Come over
Haha lmaoing at your life you fucking moo cow
I got za and friends why would i kms

Forgot the pic bud

congrats you actually triggered me with this 4th grade slang

...

>za
Get out of my country

you know what. fuck it, I am going to call it this to piss people off now. thnx

lol whatever loser

this is me

i met a traveler from an antique land, who said : "ayo hit this dank kush my nikka"

>calling people loser when unironically browsing on Cred Forums.

>za

I suggest you get your brick and mortar ready Pablo because za is American

can someone tell me what the fuck is going on with hiroyuki, Cred Forums as a whole, and this "Consensus" bullshit?

there was no strife about any of this shit before now when suddenly half the website is flipping out about how terrible Cred Forums is and how bad the mods are. Like, yeah, what do you expect? But it's never been a real issue until now.

>when the brick pizza oven matches your magnificent brick wall

if he gets rid of the sjw clique mods on all the interest boards, he will be my true hero. maybe we can get back to the way things were before moot sold us out.

business idea: sell drugs to minorities and other underprivileged people to help them forget about how shitty their lives are while we get rich

>how bad the mods are
well, that is one thing that has not changed

what the fuck do you mean sjw clique mods?

that's the thing, "Mods are shit" is objectively subjective

What one person considers a valid post is shitposting to another

hiro is doing fine

Cred Forums is better with less regulation, the whole site has been garbage since it's inception, and that's precisely what everyone likes about it, the unadulterated shitposting that you'd get banned/comment-removed elsewhere for

who cares if there aren't any mods, there have never been decent mods

New trendy pretentious way of saying pizza
Honestly I think I'll be using it ironically and eventually post ironically soon enough

>ywn take your american bf on a date to mcdonalds and share your fries with him

moot was in tight with some shitty SJW types from reddit

he let them have a lot of leeway

as long as you rustle the italians, i am cool with this.

>Going on a date to McDonalds

>those're cold honey
>throw em away
>ill buy you some hot fresh fries

America

Would you like to? :3

kys weeb

Had a good 'za for dinner 2nite.
Currently taking a nice shit and then I'm gonna wash my ass like an Indian with a few cups of water and my left hand.
After that it's time for bed.
See you around....suckers!!!

took a chick to arbies once

i wanted curly fries and she was a slut so it didnt matter kek

This is why I'm so confused, everyone is up in arms about it out of nowhere

people are engaging in some kind of powerstruggle to have their boards reimplemented their way when, again, this shit has never been an issue before yesterday

moot was right with his hands-off moderation approach, give Cred Forums users an inch and they'll scream and moan for a mile

again, what the fuck are you talking about "sjw types"?
Do they delete donald trump/hilary clinton shitposting threads and thus are Le Cuck Nu Beta Top Le Kek Cuck Male Cucks?

>being triggered
>ever

No

Eugh

getting excited for the debates

they delete anything gamergate related, as well as racist/sexist threads off of boards like Cred Forums. fee fee heavy moderation types

...in other words, they delete manufactured controversy Cred Forums type bullshit that has nothing to do with the board.
AKA off topic posts.
This shit is 100% subjective, hiroyuki needs to stop digging himself deeper.

mnf is saints-falcons
probably lowest rating in years

>there are manlets posting in /cum/ RIGHT NOW

it's literally shithead redditors that are used to heavy mods and them getting butthurt

as for the sjw shit, they're less heavy handed than on reddit but they're on Cred Forums, Cred Forums, Cred Forums, and Cred Forums

>getting worked up over Cred Forums gossip
Y'all faggets really don't have a life now do ya

see
I want to add "inflammatory" to "off topic"

>tells people on a mongolian pastry baking imageboard they're losers
Easy there Hans

>inflammatory
>problematic
kys

Can Homophobia be considered Sacktose Intolerance?

Is America the greatest nation on earth

Where do you see yourself in 20 years

case in point

alt right please go

hopefully in a cabin brewing my own beer and growing my own pot, with some chickens and a garden, and a dog or two

no

It's only gay it the sack touches
It's not complicated

pretty please with a cherry on top, kys

I don't make any predictions for my future beyond 6 months.

Anything else is too hard to predict.

This

>there are redditors itt RIGHT NOW that unironically believe Cred Forums is meant to be a refuge for disgruntled leftists to complain about Cred Forums

kys kys

negroes

I shit myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the stain
The only thing that's real
The pressure tears a hole
The old familiar stink
Try to drip it all away
But I can smell everything

What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everything I eat turns to poo
In the end

And you could have it all
My empire of mart
I will let you down
I will make you shart

Racist

for 10 years i've been shitposting on Cred Forums

it's always been this bad or worse

Any fun class combos for a first time Grim Dawn run?

HE CAN'T BE RACIST HE'S BROWN

BROWN PEOPLE DON'T HOLD A POSITION OF POWER SO THEY CAN'T BE RACIST

>Finally get GF
>Realize that this website has literally ruined my perception of women and I'm probably going to end up ruining my first relationship out of paranoia

Why is West Virginia so fucked up?

So Eunuchs are fine, then?

Are Mexican's really brown tho?

Poverty, inbreeding, and the dominance of coal 2bh.

This, fuck all ya'll niggas.
I'm a finn btw, totally not white.

Also meth.

Only if you let it.

>be american
>cower in tower

at the end of the day, you can't really apply logic to that kind of thinking, its all feels and no reals

kek, you finns are the palest peeps on earth

enjoy it, every moment
after you've had your first breakup you'll never be able to naively experience one so much

Castrati are fine

youtube.com/watch?v=KLjvfqnD0ws

this is insensitive

>based Canadian unironically giving advice

poo poo peee peeee

lol

Quality post

Made dinner for us buds

Just realized Donald Trump is a racist loser

I guess I'm voting for Hillary

There is literally no summer left in my 20's, buds.

...

I too eat my marijuanas with chicken breast

smoking some now bud

>smoked chicken
Kind of a waste of wood and chicken, desu.

just called the police

your fucked now bud

good man

WHERE IS EVERYONE?! WE'RE AT WAR HERE!

What are you listening to this evening buds?

youtu.be/ptPXxAds1Jc

hell no, hickory matches the flavor profile of chicken flawlessly

;_;

thx bud

taking another hit right now in your honor

trolling trolls?
This will end ugly, but argies desirve it.
kek, take one for my nigga harambe

>grandaddy

holy shit user

i've never met a single person in my life who's heard of them

props yo you

mad dope sicknasty bombass props to you

youtube.com/watch?v=mP7cDvY5g3M

>never met a single person
You don't get out much, do you?

Ffs, my dad sent me a grandaddy album a few months ago.

ill rephrase that

everyone i know is into EDM or rap or some garbage combination of the two and not a single person i know has heard of grandaddy

douche

Shouldn't you be in bed? It's a school night.

What should I do tonight? It's bar Thursday I was going to go out with either one of two friends but both of them bailed. I am now in my second beer. What do?

yes

Mad dope sicknasty upvote to you, sir.

Yeah not many people remember them

They're a forgotten band from the 90s/early2000s
There's a whole bunch of good forgotten bands 2bh

Why do interracial couples trigger southerns?

you already know bud

drink your third and then your fourth

and hang out with us

they used to but theres so many mulattoes down here at this point that black baby daddies/mamas are a recognized phenomenon

>I will never die storming the beaches of Normandy

Most of them have a half-black nephew or grandkid, so it doesn't that much anymore.

I want to hold an American down and piss in their hair

ITT: Cred Forums liteâ„¢

Maybe you did and this is your hell

still up nigga, just got back from the grocery store and the gym where i had to take care of some business

What did you get?

So far that's what I'm doing. Who else drinking tonight?

try longwave, if you like grandaddy you'd prolly enjoy them too

same timeframe, early 2000s seems blurry now

youtube.com/watch?v=8EXCm0GR0Do

degenerate

>tecate

good taste

im on my last 2 guinness, i put them in both in one big beer mug with a sailboat etched on the front

cream cheese, bagles, chips, and regular cheese
also a box of kleenex and some ground pepper
it was the last day of a sale so i grabbed a few things.

Got a pic of the mug that sounds pretty neat

>not using fresh ground pepper

leafs out

>guinness
>comments on taste
Wew.

I would have no problem with this being our flag.

Lurking Sverigetråden buds

Nice

WHEN WILL THE OPPRESSION END?

Dismal posts.

you're gonna summon the micks

You wouldn't be shooting 5 56

LMM tier response

your man tier reply

I need to eat a shit

Good post.

sure senpai

gimme a minute, i cant find my phone cord to upload the pic

...

not sure why it uploaded sideways

weird

Good dnd mug.

Pretty cool

youtu.be/Siqj0CHu9yk

yeah, probably done with it

10/10 would drink out of that thanks for sharing that :)

ive played dnd while drinking from it, good times

thanks bud

np

What is /cum/???

tfw drum and bass is dead in the us

Well, when a man gets excited....

I'm guessing it stands for Canada, USA and Mexico...

If so, why would you want to associate yourselves with Mexico?

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS

Not even 9:30 and I already want to sleep.

i swear to god sometimes the best 20 seconds of their songs are the best

why are you being rude in a anonymous imageboard?

NAFTA
They're buddies
Better than any other Latin-American country

Because we have so much in common including Canada.

Nth for Black Santa emojis

he doesnt understand the love in the western hemisphere between brethren who told europe to eat shit

What are you listening bros?
youtube.com/watch?v=vrQWhFysPKY

Santa's coming tonight tonight

Santa's coming tonight

this

Why would an anonymous imageboard stop me from being rude? If you're somehow suggesting that I wouldn't say the same thing in real life, then; you're wrong. Mexico is a huge shithole full of third world worthless thugs whether I'm posting on an anonymous message board or not.

really made me go hmmm

>Mexico
>Western hemisphere

Pick one

u gay

You can keep that image you have towards us but fuck off from the bread pirate.

Mexicans are our friends.

What do you need to be part of the Western hemisphere?

yes mexico is in the western hemisphere

if that makes you feel better then its ok by me, but honestly i cant think of any good reason to be aggresive toward a country than you've never live

So what do you suppose Gookmoot did?

Or is he just fucking with us?

What's your backup plan in case things go badly? To where are you migrating?

welp other than "trolling"

He fucked up the banners

lol she is definitely overweight

I'm bored of every single game I own and nothing I don't have is looks appealing anymore

There's no place like Cred Forums, I would just try to become a normie if something happens.

Thinking about taking 600mg of dxm
With 20mg of 4acodmt(basically shrooms)
Then smoke some weed later

Should I do it tonight or wait till the weekend and do it with a friend

probably twitter

Play retro games.

I've been meaning to ask why are people talking about him today? Is he going to do something or has he done something? What's going on?

Why not both?

i dunno

i've withstood the great migrations and i've always managed to stay on Cred Forums

i guess i'll retreat to /tg/, it's one of the few boards where creativity is still valued and OC still occurs

god damn i miss the days when drawfags roamed the boards taking requests

evening, boys

We've got a real tough guy here today, lads

...

i dunno

people keep hinting about a lot of shit but nothing solid

>tfw I will never see them live when they were young
youtube.com/watch?v=C0qls7b5oAY
I blame my parents for not fucking in the mid 90s.

remember a series of unfortunate events

Like what? Has he said anything what do you know?

It was never really a thing unlike the U.K.

The last?
If so yeah I love how that song closes
And that chorus is solid

no

gUYS i have a problem what do i do????

No, I mean what if the conspiracy theories regarding Cred Forums being shut down are true, what'll you do then?

I have a few backup imageboards lined up. Problem is, they're still not nearly as comfy as Cred Forums is (I've been here for over 5 years so naturally other places won't be nearly as comfy), and they're relatively dead. But who knows, maybe if Cred Forums dies then they'll come alive.

i fucking love the strokes

youtube.com/watch?v=0RDq5PKcN5g

it was complete dogshit

Me too senpai it's my fav band

have a drink and pretend your dont have problems

>No, I mean what if the conspiracy theories regarding Cred Forums being shut down are true, what'll you do then?

i hadn't heard that

i dunno... ;_;

Yea dude

Is Cred Forums shutting down an actual concern? Surely this sort of shit must have happened to other popular websites.

Remember Pendragon?

It was strong in the UK
youtube.com/watch?v=pgznrr_oWNk

fuck off
cool
terrible taste

>pick lock twice in a row
>now i can't get it to go again

Remember gargoyles?

...

i'd literally throw money in weekly to keep this shithole alive

its one of the few things i love

being able to come here and just talk about bullshit and troll and be insulted by people

no

WTF

Oh god yes. The songs you always hear in the background as some pretentious faggot on kickstarter is trying to convince you why you should buy his replicated tefifons.

RIP 4chang

>Is Cred Forums shutting down an actual concern?
I don't know, personally I don't think so but obviously tons of people are drawing up tons of conspiracy theories. But it's made me realize, if it DID shut down all of a sudden, then fuck me, I'd be completely lost. Cred Forums (Cred Forums specifically) is literally all I do with the overwhelming majority of all of my free time. I'd be devastated to suddenly lose that, and lose a community which I've been a part of for more than a fifth of my life.

None of the democratic ones.

Someone make a new thread

Post an example

new

i understand how you feel entirely

truth be told i'm grateful to moot and hero, they;ve willingly put up with the burden of the website with the worst reputation on the internet

because mexico is great
just because retards dislike them doesn't mean they aren't cool

youtube.com/watch?v=Wh_1966vaIA

youtube.com/watch?v=1X9OJtxt6hU

yeah that shit is cancer

75% of this country has fallen for the "dairy is essential" meme

They claim calcium benefits, but it isn't effectively absorbed from dairy and long-term studies show no improvement in rates of bone fracture and a possible link to increased rates of fracture

That said, cheese is awesome, I just don't claim it's particularly healthy

remove enchilada

This is becoming a Cred Forums or /r9k/ feels thread

I haven't eaten fast food in a few months, and I wasn't the one buying

in fact I can probably count on one hand how many times I have personally bought fast food

doesn't make me fit though, I'm technically not overweight or obese but I'm probably 20-25% body fat

only faggots call pizza "za"

probably an hero to be honest