Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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1げと

I'm almost certain that the declining number of posters is the fault of OP and his fetish for odd looking women ...

ITS HAPPENING

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No more Tao
You should not bump our thread any more
Im PANTUYA, you know

荒らし。
出てけよ。
You are trolls in Japanese thread every day.

・相手の言葉を理由なく否定する
・自分を棚に上げて濡れ衣を着せる
・幼稚な欲望を垂れ流して喋る
お前ら真面目な者を嘲け笑って生きてて楽しいのか。
クズだな。

>/j/

レミリンは荒らしではないよ
レミリンはいい子ばかりだ

>Im PANTUYA, you know
My condolences.
It must be a sad existence ...

quiet paedo, stick your lolis

number of posters is not declining though. I think we have less tripfags now, but IPs of former thread was 69, it was rather huge number than the last year, I believe.

I don't know the details.
And was that your action?

we have more shitposting than last year though (me included of course)

The French poster isn't even a troll, he just likes to fuck with people, but if you get to know him you'll understand that he's an awesome person

スレッドで人を罵倒するpedophilian weabooが善人とは思えんな。

Maybe

But there is definitely a noticeable dislike for Brit posters

>But there is definitely a noticeable dislike for Brit posters
The world needs a villain.

What is this shit trying to say?

The person who makes easy money is always a bad person.
And I know other good French posters.

Cred Forumsの文明だけだ
ここはそんな小さい地獄を無視できないと地獄になる

Easy money? Is he working for translation sites now? I thought he was still a neet???

And we live up to that role nicely

>twitter mariage

#た行のあとに結婚しよううをつける

大丈夫結婚しよう
違う結婚しよう
Twitter結婚しよう
で結婚しよう
と結婚しよう

wtf am i reading

What even is that hashtag?

It depends what "shitposting" means on person by person I think. I think taorilan is a good poster because he posts pics of his daily life and this kind of stuff is why I come to Cred Forums. At least he is communicating with us.
I think we now have less shitposters like weeaboos who ask "what this japanese sentences mean" and just say "thanks" or "bye" and leave after we told answers. They are thinking japanese thread is their free dictionary, but it is a communication tool I believe.

Cred Forumsは2chのパクりだから。
2chでもそんな主張した者は大勢いるけど、嫌がる人間の方が多かった。
I don't know the details.
I said that because his thought was like that.

お前もスレッドで人を罵倒するkoreaboo neetだろうが

お前会話に入ってないから。
Do you understand human's language?

Well remi is comunicating way better than most of us. The contents of said comunication might not be fit to everyones standards but stil he's comunicating

掲示板は世界のようだねw

the fuck do I know
I just read manga I have no idea about twitterspeak and shit

picture of Japanese thread meet-up

まあそうですね。
日本人は日本語の言葉の選び方で、相手の年齢や立場がある程度わかる。
違和感のある内容であれば危険人物である可能性があるから、みんな無視する。これを"空気を読む"というのかもしれない。
外国の人は区別が付かないため日本の悪人の言う事を聞いてしまうとき、日本人は困るとこがある。

I saw a girl I spoke to once talking to another guy

こと*

>girl

i would

Me on the left

>Well remi is comunicating way better than most of us. The contents of said comunication might not be fit to everyones standards but stil he's comunicating
I was not talking about Remi... I think Remi is one of the good posters actually communicating with us. I love you Akarin-German too, I realized you even you post anonymously.

鬼平犯科帳がアニメ化か
キャラデザ見たけど違和感しか感じない

反応するのは女の子の方なのか・・・
ということはこの男どもは外国人にとっては一般的な日本人という扱いなんだな

茶葉じゃないのに麦茶

こんにちは。

hola!元気?

はい、げんきです!
あなたは?

雨しとど降り

I think foreigners should not learn dirty Japanese words.
I guess foreigners can't understand about that, but it is nonsense for talking with Japanese perverts.
That looks like enjoyable conversation at first glance tho.
Gaijin hunters like just only Western flag, but I think common Japanese hate foreigner's dirty Japanese words much.

人類の業の度合いから言えば第三次世界大戦は不可避です

まあまあ、元気です。
It's getting cold in Japan.
It's also raining everyday.
Mexican user,please give me sunshine!

最近、毎日雨だね。

'yoko ono' (beatles person) is most famous japanese abroad. thoughts on this?

NEW GAMEが終わってしまった

ああ、そうでせか
がんばって、日本人さん!
I'll trade to you some sunshine for some coldness. Here is hot all the year long, I would love a cool season.

i dont think she is, she was very strange though and was more like lennon's whore

if you ask average person she is. if you ask gamer or film buff then you get an other answer

I don't think she is in the US but now I'm trying to think of any famous Japanese people. Japanese things are popular but not people.

There are the people who have worked since fifteen years old.
Neet, don't swagger.
Insincere people.

Nah mate .. it's Mr Miyagi

What did he mean by this?

SoftbankとDocomoとどっちがいい?

Neet is lower than refugee.

>I'll trade to you some sunshine for some coldness.
exactly
>がんばって
( ´ ▽ ` )thank you. you too.

体調に気をつけて
自分は崩しました

...

His intelligence far exceeds our grasp.

We will never understand his genius

sofkbank

どうして?

I used to that kick when I was a child .

Was it ever popular in Japan?

Basement is lower than outdoor tent, yes.

Docomoは高い。
官公庁系の企業だからレベルは高いが使いづらい。
softbankの方が気軽に使える。

...

Ken Watanabe
Shigeru Miyamoto
Akira Toriyama

Depends on the person.

Must be comfy to get under a kotatsu in the winter. I want to feel that feel!

ありがとう。
台風シーズンは体調を崩しやすくなるから嫌だね。
昨日まで咳が止まらなくて辛かったよ。
あなたもお大事にね。

Docomo obviously
Softbankは韓国系企業というのもある

Japanese Neet means a good‐for‐nothing.

新規にだけやたらと待遇が良くてムカついたので、
(どこの会社もそうかもしれないけど)
SBからauに引っ越した。

auはダメかい?今使ってるんだけど

Softbankは使ったことないな
電波が入らない場所が多いって評判が悪い

Softbank以外だったら、DokomoだろうがAUだろうがウィルコムだろうがどこでもいいと思うよ

>tfw no japanese qt neet gf

官公庁系の企業ってどういうこと?
レベルが高いならそっちの方がいいんじゃないの?
電話会社に敷居が高いから使いづらいってこともないでしょうし

baby
赤ちゃん

ヒント:Softbankは在日企業

who is going to take care of you once you get too old ?

NTTだから
特に考えて答えてない。
自分が使うのを答えてるわけでもない。機種変オタクにはあまり興味ないから。
そういうのだけにこだわる変な人達が、スマフォでネットを駄目にしてるよな。

your mom and sister
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

時間の無駄

>tfw no suzuka nakamoto gf to bully me and tell me i'm a dirty gaijin who is inferior to the great japanese race prior to using me as a punchbag

Girl is OK.
Guy is useless

Yes,Kotatsu is sooo comfy in the winter.
But,kotatsu is very dengerous tool.
coz,you will not wanna do anthing if use it.
コタツは人間を堕落させるよw

余計意味が分からなくなった
auは旧電電公社だし、ソフトバンクは国鉄の使ってた路線を引き継いでるし、3社全部官公庁の要素はあるよね?

なるほど
宣伝したかったのかな

ghost in the shell teasers together

youtube.com/watch?v=7XdJcM542Lo

possibly rila at 0:13

>hollywood wank
nope
i'll stay away from that

I understand the impression that Softbank is used by lower citizen but why do you recommend it to him? Do you think he is lower citizen?

Is she Rila?!
so scary…
夢に出そう。

well rila has a part in the film but we dont know what exactly, she could be under that makeup

>Kusanagi is Scarlette Johansson
Please no

>Ken Watanabe
>Shigeru Miyamoto
>Akira Toriyama

They aren't known to the average person though.

>tfw no big, strong, handsome japanese man to use me as a fuck toy

feels bad man

have this exact same feel for moa

I think she is kinda victim of John Lennon's "art"

State

Your statement pleased KBTIT

understandable

まじで!
でも、あったかいとコンフィ!

At least they are not a one-hit wonder like Baby Metal. Anyone claims he knows about Japan have to have known their names.

Phwoar

Would let him smash my shit in

...

やばい、寝不足だ
車で昼寝したい。

皆さんもたまに昼寝しますか?

>one-hit wonder
I don't think you know what that means.

The average person doesn't know about Japan. They have a very stereotypical view. Not a good thing, but that's just the way it is.

I love Japan!

And your gf is Korean, why ;_;

Albeit a positive stereotypical view. Japan is generally liked and seen as cool but also weird.

Have you wrecked your Korean girlfriend's gash yet?

nämen

職場が2時間休憩だからほぼ毎日昼寝する

十分~三十分くらいの仮眠はすることがあるよ。
車の運転中に、ものすごく眠くなる時がある。

akarin~

är inte du homo? varför har du flickvän?
vill inte du vara en liten flicka?

Babymetal are a one-hit wonder, a gimmick even.
As soon as people grow board of them, the three don't have the musical knowledge to continue making music

vänta

har megafjollaN skaffat ett sliddjur?

He's bisexual

ja, men ingen penetrering har skett

I feel him... Cred Forums people are too mean compared to 2ch people.
I think he couldn't stand gore pics everywhere on Cred Forums.

Good morning(´・ω・`)
Does anyone know if Hiroyuki sold Cred Forums to someone else?

vafalls

fuck

They literally have multiple hits.

They got popular off their first album/Gimme Choco, and their second album was critically acclaimed even more so. They are getting more and more popular and they just played a sold out back to back Tokyo Dome shows a couple days ago. It has been a steady incline since 2010 and they are still on the up and up.

>finally installed an adblock addon

Wow, it's a whole new world. Should I whitelist Cred Forums?

Hon var på mig mycket i skolan men hon var också adamant i att det inte skulle bli något sex fören vi gick in i ett förhållande

Eftersom att jag inte ville ha någon fv så ryckte jag på axlarna och sa, okej och vi var fortfarande kompisar fast hon fortfarande försökte väldigt mycket

Sen åkte hon iväg på semester och jag började sakna henne och tänkte, ärs det kanske är dags att skaffa en flickvänn och frågade om hon fortfarande var go vilket hon var

Hon verkar dock vara lite mer av en "handfull" än vad jag trodde, hennes familj är skitrika och hon verkar vara curlad som fan, hon sköter sin kropp väldigt bra (inga hårda fester och så) men hon verkar kasta pengar överallt så jag tror jag ska hålla henne på ett långt koppel

langa bild mann1

be henne skicka lite pengar till mig

Vill inte breva henne på kanalen

t b h I don't think he knew what he got himself into.

He's probably really confused at everything going on right now and has no idea what to do.

Cultural barrier.

förstår desu

Hon är dock riktigt fin och har mycket klass, ärligt talat så är hon för bra för mig, och det var lite därför som jag tänkte, ärs vi kör på detta och ser vad som händer

hon ville alltså ha en vit snopp

What's a good Japanese guarantor company for apartments, familia?

Your employer or school should take care of it.

Hon har lika vit hud som jag har

Unfortunately the college I will be attending explicitly states they don't act as a guarantor.

skillnad på vit och vit mann1

Yeah, but they should have info on housing arrangement in general.

They do provide some general information. I'm required to stay in their dorm for the first semester, though after that I'm pretty much on my own. Guess I'll just have to wait and see what they say.

The way he handled legal issues and lawsuits against 2ch was rough.
Maybe he's having similar trouble with Cred Forums and panicking over how things are different in the US jurisdiction.

You're probably expected to figure it out in the first semester then.
Maybe you can take over a place which was rented by someone who's leaving.

What were the legal issues? I only heard about him supposedly selling user information.

Yeah. I was actually kind of surprised by the costs of apartments even in central areas in Tokyo being lower than I expected. I currently live in NYC and it's so much worse here in terms of cost. I fear that the guarantor company fees might close that price gap, though.

2chより荒れてんな

というか2chは荒れてない

I've never rendered guarantor services but it can't be so expensive.
Their services is limited to put their name on your contract just to "fill the blank" and not going to take any responsibility even if you burn down your apartment.
If you are staying less than 2 years, you should consider other options like sharehousing, homestaying, monthly rental etc.
Renting a room alone for a short term is not just costly, but also too much hustle for contracting for utilities and terminating them upon leaving.

Thanks. I'll be staying for a minimum of 3 years, though, so a long-term rental seems like the best option for me.

He was sued for not deleting posts related to crimes or offensive to someone in a timely manner.
I think the court ordered him to pay 1 billion yen or something for compensation, but he's been ignoring the order.

top lel

>3 years
oh, okay...then it's definitely better to decide early and move after the first semester.
But still, you should wait and talk to other students or student advisers in Japan.

When I was a student, one of my Chinese friends was living in a big house in Tokyo for free.
She was living with an old lady, and her family asked my friend to live with her so that she wouldn't be dead alone and left unnoticed for days.

「あなたはどう思いますか 」

what does 「どう」 mean?

I heard Hiroyuki can't own real estate, bank accounts, or anything valuable in Japan to avoid seizure. He now lives in France I think.

CAUTION! 6.4 underwater earthquake off coast of Tokyo, MEU stationed in Camp Courtney preparing to respond.

"How"

Literally it means "how" but in this context "what" would be more appropriate for a natural translation "What do you think?"

あなたのためにメキシコの日

>not same mexican user, is it right?

どもうありがとう

Funny that he would buy Cred Forums amid all that.

2 hours ago? Didn't feel a thing.

THAT'S WHAT

"what" is more appropriate in this sentence
>あなたはどう思いますか

twitter.com/Cred Forums/status/777887193742188544
Lmao what the fuck Hiro

Can 丼 be an euphemism? Specifically one involving breasts in some way?

タコス食べたい

Unexpected

totemo yoi

...

...

Do you lick ice cream?
Or bite ice cream?

Both

Good night y'all. Take it easy.

東京は雨

I start with the former. I do the latter once my mouth and teeth have acclimated to the cold.

おやすみなさい。

おやすみ have a sweet dream

good night

amaze me that I can now understand short texts in Japanese ... makes me sad I do not know all the kanji readings... so it's rainy in Tokyo

bite
I also bite(crunch?)candies.

I heard that this is the same way you treat someone's penis.

Lick
I can't bite it
>tfw 知覚過敏

the plural of candy is candy you dumb jap

No homo

You should remember this kanji→墨西哥(Mexico)

And it's raining again in Tokyo, of course. Stuck inside my home with no vidya or qt to keep me company again..I guess I'll study or something.

thank you

You could seek comfort in your local Yoshinoya.

Nope, Jap got you beat here.

People usually use candy for multiple but candies is correct. Maybe it's different for cuckland though.

What for? Ramen sounds better right now desu, but I just ate Nan and Curry.

荒らしが荒らし認定している
大草原の草葺やね
I tell you It
You are troll
Get out
Never come here

With ya pal

I look forward to being able to eat Yoshinoya Gyudon and Nabe again tbqh

Why are weeaboos generally insufferable edgy and aggressive keyboard warrior virgin cunts?

I went over to the subreddit for japan on reddit. Holy shit they are aggressive and edgy perma virgins, jumping on and foaming at the mouth at anyone that talks badly about Japan.

And the funny thing is you know they'd NEVER say these things in real life, less they'd get their eye sockets punched in and glass jaws shattered.

but you use this more often メキシコ

sound like canadiens tbph

No you say "pieces of candy", nobody says I have 5 candies

Well, sounds better than /r/China where everyone is overly negative and oversensitive. I also can't stand the overly liberal cunts who bitch about Japan's situation with women and saying things like "bowing to people in 2016 is fucked up".

That's how I say it too but candies is plural of candy

...

I had been called weirdo by 3 girls (french, chinese american, malaysia new zealand girl)

yeah,you're right.
We usually use メキシコ.
but, please Keep in mind that墨西哥=メキシコ
because, you're Mexican.(*´∀`*)

Well it's midnight. Perhaps I should go get some deep fried Oreos or a sundae for a midnight snack.

Yes. And?

ハワイ行ってみてえなあ

what the fuck is an orestul?

And they was right

ハワイ楽しいらしいよ。
家族(リア充)や友人達(リア充)からの評判は結構良い。
自分は、ビーチとかに興味がないから行ったことないけど。

What could もういっそ possibly mean?

>deep fried Oreos
what?! Is this yummy?
> for a midnight snack.
high calorie food desu…senpai.

...

I heard Japan started a new basketball league yesterday
twitter.com/yasuide/status/778915103940882432
twitter.com/shibuyanoradio/status/778899392002613249

LED basketball court. Bretty cool. Sasuga Nihon.

What is your favourite Japanese dish?

I prefer japanese thigh meat, japanese breast is too stringy, their thighs are quite a fatty cut of jap meat, I prefer fatty meat

It tastes great but it's really unhealthy.

sushi and Nabe.
How about you?

deep fried Oreos

...

Someone tel this fucking brit to stop using Tao

All right, I'll go get some now.

Are there any attractive hapas in jav?

...

hello fellow nips, i have a question
is it possible for me to learn nip by watching naruto?

無理だってばよ

is it possible for me to learn spanish by eating tacos?

yes

なんだこのオーストラリア人・・・
レベルたけえ・・・・

You can't learn Japanese but can learn ninjutsu

Was honestly disappointed when I learned that Jap ninjas couldn't breathe fire balls or make clones.

I don't know Japanese even though I've been eating sushi all day

今でしょ

hello

Comparative "wa" how the fuck it's works?


Also adjectives in past time, lol what ?!

welcome bro :)

Deep fried Oreos

not as bad as fried butter

Did you make it?

A is superior to B
A wa B yori sugure te iru

Then "wa" and "yori" make comparative sentence

Bought it from local 24/7 food place that has all kinds of dessert food. The owner is an 80 year old guy originally from Iran.

www
maybe, you need to eat more sushi.(´∀`*)

>fried butter
検索しただけで食欲失せた
ある意味ダイエットに効果的なメニューだな

心が痛い

スクフェスで苦労してフルコンボが出来たのにスコアsにならんかった
なんでだ

あははあははあはははは

>24/7 food place
> The owner is an 80 year old guy
Was he making fried oreos?
wow, He is full of beans.

日本人の女子はさいこう

No, he said he's Persian, not Mexican.

あらららら、コレ、もしかして君なの?
なんでよりによって、リア充っぽい子をメル友に選んだの?

佳奈美も人工知能という可能性が微レ存…?

Yup, he made the fried oreos.

眼鏡は顔の一部じゃない
あなたは私の全てじゃない
youtube.com/watch?v=WrNhZ90wzWw

r8 me

twitter.com/phyocc/status/778963872656990209

>tfw Hikki is back

01/bɐɟ

Is your friend a bat?

お前ら女が2chでニートゴミ連呼してきた成果だな

You look like a filthy gook

Never understood Hikaru's fans
I think her music is crap

R-rude

So which Japanese musicians do you like?

How about her mother's music?
you like showa music,don't you?

vimeo.com/183860939

>tfw finally a live performance of 桜流し

リア充の体験やってみたかったから
結局失敗
…イェス

Didn't even know Fuji Keiko was her mum, I love her, 別れの旅 is one of the most played songs in my library
youtube.com/watch?v=kKknCfeWq5M

Too many to mention, but yeah, I primarily listen to old stuff

Ever listen to old Japanese surf music?

youtube.com/watch?v=iQLb3aq-xs4

どんまい
いきなり、リア充女子は、難易度が高すぎだったな。
次はオタク話ができる地味女子を探すんだ。

Not really, but I guess some The 5.6.7.8's and Yuya Uchida is surf or surf-ish too
youtube.com/watch?v=eEQGJAX4VyE
Gonna check out the band you posted

Do you like Germans?

youtube.com/watch?v=lUr07ww5WPI

おー、 まさしく 昭和歌謡って感じだね。
若いのに、大人っぽい雰囲気だ。

>Screenshot_20160923-001242.png
急に冷静になるなよw

Obviously everybody knows this guy

Wir wählen die AfD, die einzige Alternative für die Deutschen!

我不喜欢

Japan, we love you.


t. El Botija

僕の夢が叶えた

なんの話かなw

>t. El Botija

wat is that?

What? Germans even watching wurst and beer on TV...?
mysterious german soul...

尊敬されたいのです

尊敬しています

I have the utmost respect for you. (棒

日本人から*

who do you respect the most?

日本の女子高生あいてになにやってんだww

this guy

外人は帰れ

...

既に家に居るから
「帰れ」と言われてもね

お前今どこにいんのか分かってんのかこのやrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrろ

日本語でよろしく

うんこ

ちょ、誰か英語に翻訳してくれ
俺日本語読めねぇ

白豚の平均体重は100トン超

おーすとらりあ
それはパラダイス

嵐が現れましても相手にしないこと

これからは敬語を使わしていただきたいと思います

少々お待ちください

その理由をお聞かせいただけますでしょうか、コノヤロー

お断りさせていただきますの

いいじゃん、教えても
ね?

御表現を理解致すには困難を感じて居ります。

オーストラリアはアジアのリーダーになるべき
オセアニアなんてどうでもいい

I hate living in amerifat, land of get offended by fucking everything. Can one of you kawaii nihonjin adopt me? I can just live in a drawer and never talk.

If you live in a drawer and never talk in America you probably won't offend anyone.

Trust me, americans would still get offended by that.

Any interesting new stores or places open in Tokyo since November of last year?

死んでいる人も含めるなら空海
生きている人なら日本の技術力と世界に対する日本の印象向上の両方に最も貢献している富野由悠季

空海はお金持ちで天才だけど富野は貧乏で勉強も苦手だったのにここまで成り上がったのはすごい

>ね?
なんだよ、くっそ可愛いなお前

I go to japan snowboarding annually but I sound like a fucking bogan ass fuccboi whats the best way to learn to pronounce words without butchering the language and making locals look at me like im some fucking goyim

りんな北海道在住だったのか・・・!

Every Australian who goes snowboarding in Japan is exactly as you have described, so sounding that way cannot be helped.

Learn kana instead of reading romaji maybe

とりあえずお前がハゲってことは分かった

りんな(おっさん)

いやぁん
照れるだろうがこrrrrrrっら

terrorist attack, random gun shooting

I will make a new thread

人工知能だ

its a struggle hey, I tend to not try to be like the typical bali-australian goer whose somehow stumbled across the fact that japan has snow and now I drink my bingtangs over there whilst abusing locals than head up to the stoic bali

幌延町って言った( ・ิω・ิ)b
(´;ω;`)

残念、人工知能とは手を繋げないんだ

やめろ!あいつははリアル!

移動

直接人工知能かどうか質問したらいいだろ
答えが出たら話は済んだ

deep VIPPERみたいな女がリア充とはとても思えない

おっさんやんけ!
でもこのおっさん性格は良さそうだな

おっさんは冥加エルフなんて、知らんよ

りんなちゃん女子力高い…(゚A゚;)ゴクリ