/brit/

Christmas edition

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/balt/

>london

audibly laughed

who /northern/ here? post big strong northern lads

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winter lights inclusivity festival*****
ya bloody racialist

What is /cum/?

>audibly

bit gay lad

youtube.com/watch?v=myhnAZFR1po

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Inventor of the snap gimmick here.

Haven't been around for a couple of hours, quite impressed that it's taken off so well.

addendum ideas to the snap gimmick: reply to 2 concurrent 'snap' posts (with a brit flag) with 'crackle' and 2 concurrent 'crackle' posts (of any flag) with 'pop'
whoever pops first wins

really miss how much better national geographic, discovery, history, etc. channels were before they started to add more and more reality shows.

No

bit gay lad

snap

quite the hill

>tfw I look like an ugly mong in most of the pictures here
partially because I had muttonchops at the time

snapparoo

This video explains where the British made a wrong turn in their historical evolution as a people:

youtube.com/watch?v=x4obeqaxhRs

the video refers to the people on this list:

thezog.info/list-summaries/

Also, if you want to know how the people on this list got to be where they are, start reading at page 12 in this book:

prometheism.net/library/jewishsupremacism.pdf

was trying to read something on the forbes website and they wont let me in because of an adblocker


the jews really like their money huh..... website that focuses on finance and theyre trying to make every dollar they can.............

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btw this idea was NOT directed towards the JFs, who should stay out of my affairs

me 'n' the missus

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I respect Fury's achievement in the sport but during his channel 5 days, by no way did he ever look like a world champion at any point.

fuck i want to hang out at the bilderberg thingy

pirate scumbags

*snaps*

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HOLY SHIT LADS MT ST HELENS JUST BLEW

Cred Forums.org/pol

the mexican

Northern. Literally pissed myself.


Who /SOUTH-WEST/ here?

P.s. you are all northern bastards

just stole some bulldog london dry gin from mummys car

it's awful

i hope the benzos i ordered come tomoz, i have a blood test in a nearby town early on tomorrow, hope mumsie doesnt find my post

about peoples adventures in nature or about nature

if tis about nature just pick any show from planet earth, life, the blue planet or africa

An autism support group.

>WASP and kikes teaming up to control the world
wow hahahha now i understand why this world is so shitty

ai chihuaha

>colonizes

puta

Hey, Yoga 710?

if you actually look at the brands and companies and see which ones are listed as "connected" you'll realise this entire infographic is absolute horseshit

which is a shame, because it'd be fairly interesting if it was true

Noice, where's this?

I'M UNDER WHAT!?

grimsby forest

That guy was ridiculously verbose.

THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME

OF WHAT I REALLY AM

Bonaventure island in Quebec

He was gr8

Looks like a cozy nature walk.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

HO HO HO

MERRY CHRISTMAS

I see this will make a great Christmas photo op. can you move it a little?

ah yes i see you know your judo well

What's the Isle of Wight like, anyone been? Is it full of cunts?

the Gaspe peninsula is comfy as fuck

santa is here

It's aight

youtube.com/watch?v=JbkS3ArOO_I

i.4cdn.org/b/1474590312467.jpg

If I was a Chad, but then again, no
Or a merchant who scams goyim in a traveling show
I know it's not much, but it's the best I can do
My gift is my meme, yeah, and this one's "for you"

YOU'LL BRAKE IT

/brit/ is really shit this time of day

i blame canada

How many people are still awake?

>tfw no rise gf

don't click this

thank you america for keeping the shit canadian posts at bay with your own glorious contributions to the thread

What is Belfast like irl? All the docus make it seem like Rorke: The City

Me what the fuck am I doing with my life.

that woman has very small thighs

dwarf or toy?

king dede poster is angry

Can't think about a girl without picturing her doing a poo. Anyone else?

that's prosthetic

>woman

its slightly too warm and I'm feeling restless and uncomfortable

>i'm so sooky right now
what did she mean by this?

my mum literally bought me a coffee mug that says "nerds rule" on it


looks exactly like this

>looks exactly like this
woah

forgot the picture because i was sneezing a lot while making this post

Hope you weren't an ungrateful runt and at least said Thank you

bad post

Just got in from a night out lads, flatmate pulled a minger

*smothers the mexirunt with a pillow while he's asleep*

>it means i want cuddles and attention *laughing with tears of joy emoji*
ah yes

>*smothers the mexirunt with a pillow while he's asleep*

really want to live in the north of England

seems p based tb

I am SPARTACUS

snap

the vaping man

Come and I'll knock your fucking clock off cunt

fuck i just got banned from pokerstars for talking about my dick

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fuck off we're full

>really want to live in the north of England
>seems p based tb

i did and have been using it daily for weeks
i still sometimes use my actual favorite mug in secret though

Had a few jars kids

post your settlements chief train station

what the heck is my gf doing with another man again!?

snap
snap

ok fuck off it's not funny

every time i post some fucking leaf faggot has to go and post right before or after me so i will inevitably get "snapped"

this cannot go on for any longer

snap
snap

You or any other kent is more than welcome to try but bear in mind you'll wake up in the hospital

lads

theres some bloody rags in the bag

TORY BLIAR AND THE HEIR TO BLAIR DAVID CUNTMERON

here ild

yeah, girls bleed a lot

t. had a gf for a long time

the city centre is apparently alright

ive driven through it and it's a shithole

mum got me a book about an utter runt and a sub-theme of alcoholism (among native americans)
made me feel shite

Yeah I will wake up in hospital as I will have stayed overnight to check my one punch knockout didn't actually kill you

I had a gf for 3 years

Only girl I've ever been with

It was good while it lasted lads.

Maybe even one day we'll meet in real life by accident.

Goodbye.

my grandfather was a high ranking nazi officer who escaped to america after the war AMA

Just lost at darts

did he supported trotskyists?

whats your favourite sandwich filling?

Mayonnaise

>im a very cuddley person and im extremely shy at first js
does not compute

too personal, next question
probably nutella

hahaha he fucking did it

nothing is happening you runt

*kisses you*

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Welcome to last thread haha

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Is this thread about Britain?

only 92 sleeps left lads ^_^ xx

the fat mexican stalinist is a virgin

>not carrying a 6 cell maglite
dark out

Who isn't desu

nothing wrong with being a virgin

OK???

OK!?!?!?

me in the middle

snap

are you a big guy?

seems a bit mean to leave poor ore ireland back there on its own

CONTAIN IT

staying safe

they made their choice

Did you read the part how squirting 'brightly coloured dye' in a way where it might get into their eye and cause injury is a problem?

making an arrangement

yes we know, its not like Americans like bringing this up

The film character I most relate to? I'd have to say either Donnie Darko or The Joker from The Dark Knight

Staying safer

contemplating a cheeky suicide

let me guess

intelligent, nihilistic, wicked senses of humour?

Good choices.

For me it's Alex DeLarge.

When are you fucks going to fix this. I want to use you guys an an example of how embracing freedom helped a country succeed.

why

i think that if i dated miley cyrus that she'd actually like me a lot

degenerate

Fuck off!

Very refined choice

havent seen donnie darko yet but ive become a jakey-G fan over the last few years, might have to check that movie out

why is /brit/ magnitudes more popular and active than /cum/?

yes most of the world speaks English meaning that English speaking communities will be the most active, but /cum/ is nowhere near as active as /brit/ for some reason, despite both being English speaking communities

in fact, the odds should be stacked in /cum/'s favour. The USA is the superpower of the world. There are more American posters than any other kind on Cred Forums. This is indeed an American website

Yet /brit/ thrives and /cum/ is a slow embarrassment

funny isn't it?

*fucks off*

>28 years old
>live with parents
>unemployed
>no savings
>no job history
>no education

there's no hope for me to ever have a good life (gainful employment, family, home, etc)

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion, too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...

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snap

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it feels like everyone in /cum/ is a stupid kid

/cum/ is an unnecessary board - american culture is all over the board whereas british culture is over the board in dribs and drabs

hahaha

w-what is this

Memes aside it's a pretty good movie. He's probably my favorite actor to be perfectly honest

There's a few contributing factors:
Americans don't come to Cred Forums to talk to other Americans
Canadians have a bad reputation on this board
The name doesn't make it easily identifiable as a US general (which is what it basically is)

I'll not lie that is pretty bad but hey who says you didn't spend the last 5 years working in Canada or the UK? You'll need to spin a web of lies to get a job lad

Yeah because governments fix things when you ask them to.
The "top judges" would say it would make things worse (lol don't need evidence), the tabloids would have a field day and nothing would change.

go get a degree in a high demand field like medicine or something

look, I realise it's an alien concept to a yank, but it is what it is.

anything can constitute an offensive weapon, too. baseball bat in the car - "do you play baseball sir? why's it not in the boot? where's the ball?" etc. same goes for if you had it by a door. carrying anything that can be used as a weapon for the purpose of self defence makes it an offensive weapon by default.

now if I'm carrying a 6 cell maglite in my car, in case I break down when it's dark, and happen to batter somebody half to death with it "I feared for my life -- it was the first thing I reached for"

probably explaining it badly but yeah

Hi

they just get briled up in arguments about which state is the best and how much they all hate california and discussing poutine

basically they aren't culturally homgenous enough to enjoy eacheother presence even with in the USA, I know we have our north/south spats but they have that x50

crackle

>tfw when I actually am intelligent, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour

>freedom
ah yes

want to play vidya but cbf

anyone else ktf?

>carrying anything that can be used as a weapon for the purpose of self defence makes it an offensive weapon by default.

I may have just heard the most cuckish thing of my life.

>>tfw when I actually am intelligent, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour

i can't even muster the motivation to try looking for a job

nice black propaganda

House mate got 24 of these laddies for me for free

snap

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snap

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If you aren't with the mandem, you're against the mandem

snap

snap

snap

not a fan of this snap gimmick if i'm honest

we don't get a choice, some asshole in the 60s did this, and once something in our byzantine cliquish legal system is done, it is NEVER undone

House mate got 24 of these laddies for me for free.

snibbedy snab :DD

snapchat

I still don't agree with the law that you aren't allowed to protect yourself physically in any way with anything that might be construed as a weapon and personally I won't follow that law if it comes down to it. If someone breaks into my house I will attack them with a knife or a bat and suffer the consequences afterwards.

Also if you are a good pugilist having 2 clipper lighters in your grip to function as a roll of pennies can massively increase your efficacy in a brawl

*snapchats you a picture of my penis*

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well, we think it's pretty paranoid/retarded feeling the need to carry a loaded firearm to the shop

>and once something in our byzantine cliquish legal system is done, it is NEVER undone
You're leaving the EU though now. I have hope for you.

crackle

crackle

I know some plugs are sketch & it's cool to be on your guard regarding buying a substance, but if he's inviting you to slide on over to his crib don't be a dick. He trusts you enough to let you know where he sleeps so give him the extra 20 minutes to shower if he asks.
Also don't blow his shit up at 2 am cuz he's a people too & people like sleep. I'm talking bout you Tony u know we weren't gonna get wax that late, and you didn't have to angry text him the next day either.. Lil dick body havin ass & u wonder why no one wants to plug u

I don't get the final pane

Pop

America is a different place, imagine inner city london people liberally interspersed everywhere and armed and even more aggressive to boot

>Paraplegic Jimmy Montgomery was sentenced to life in prison – later reduced to 10 years – after being caught with two ounces of medical pot in his wheelchair
Ah yes the "free" state of Oklahoma

FUCK

pop

snap

snap pop

>I still don't agree with the law that you aren't allowed to protect yourself physically in any way with anything that might be construed as a weapon and personally I won't follow that law if it comes down to it. If someone breaks into my house I will attack them with a knife or a bat and suffer the consequences afterwards.
there's literally nothing wrong with this. you are allowed to defend yourself with "reasonable force" -- no fucking jury in the land is going to find you guilty (even if you killed them with a knife) -- as long as you didn't have the knife by your bed for "self defence" but was there because you were sharpening it earlier or something.

it's pretty bad I agree, but it's no where nearly as bad as the memes make out.

The home office hates everyone, nothing will change

the green letters

snap

dunking a few digestives

Soccer? More like cocker!

the high king of dreamland haha

>these green letters are kinda funny

>but it's no where nearly as bad as the memes make out.
maximum overcuck

snap

>I still don't agree with the law that you aren't allowed to protect yourself physically in any way with anything that might be construed as a weapon and personally I won't follow that law if it comes down to it. If someone breaks into my house I will attack them with a knife or a bat and suffer the consequences afterwards.

>Also if you are a good pugilist having 2 clipper lighters in your grip to function as a roll of pennies can massively increase your efficacy in a brawl

user-v.com/videos/21812/sisters-love/

>cocker
not an insult la

means youngun aka young one
comes from the longer term "cocker spadge", where the terms "spadge" and "spadger" also come from

t. tyke

this post may well be the worst post i have ever read

which makes it pretty good tbf

this link gave me a rootkit

Imagine being that one retarded yank that still uses the fedora meme

shan't be clicking that virus

t. Cocker spaniel

people in palestine get the death sentence for smoking weed or taking a single tramadol pill

I have a combat knife in my top drawer, WW2 family heirloom. I wonder how they would look at that on the self defence aspect.

Also have a small metal baseball bat under my bed (which i suppose I could just say thats where it was laying anyway).

Either way, as a person who has been burgled multiple times and have had friends attacked by burglars when they slept in their beds I see nothing wrong with keeping a weapon within arms reach from waking up

snap

Millenials are cancer but Generation Z is actually alright tbqh

very drunk

>Imagine being that one retarded yank that still uses the fedora meme

>I wonder how they would look at that on the self defence aspect.
You're a criminal.

what is the point of naming generations in the anglo world?

you got us all wrong

99% of the USA is rural country, and we're good people out here, for the most part

nobody even locks their doors around here. there is literally zero crime(there's also no black people). people around here would give you the shirt off their back if you needed it and ask for nothing in return

snap

Let's do a faces of /brit/ thread

Pic related is me

Gives the old fogies a scapegoat for the problems in the world which they created

Agreed

Wish I was a Gen Z'er and not a Millennial

asdfg

asdfg asdfg

snap

none of what I said there was edgy or false

shuttle up you lying retard

You look somewhat like a camel

hahahaha

si gkad tgat tinirriw us frudat
put my fingers on the wrong part of the keyboard and decdied to let it slide and see what came out haha

but what i wanted to say was "so glad tomorrow is friday"

cant wait for the weekend good night urrbody

t. Millenial

maybe so, but

What year does "Generation Z" start?

Me

any memes lads

snap off

Not a bad looking lad

You should have a good life

asdfg

uni... more like prison for the brain...

literally started this mem in /rug/

easy now cocker

but baby boomers are really shit though

>/rug/
what's that stand for, ridiculously ugly general?

Some say 1995 some say it's 2000 and after

As with all generations it depends on who you ask

SNAP

HEY
WAIT
IVE GOT A NEW COMPLAINT!


I don't like how everything caters to old people now

me

i am generation xyzl

THE MEXican

it's the "self defence" that makes it problematic.
if you have it there for "another reason" you're fine.
just remember you were "scared for your life" when you've gone beyond reasonable defence and killed them or something.

fun fact: i know of somebody (one of my dad's friends brothers) who killed somebody in pretty sketchy circumstances and got acquitted because of this defence

i'm gen z and built like a brick shithouse

having a wank

I push my fingers into my ____

baby boomers were brainwashed by the CIA and that's the reason why the hippie-sodomia shit existed

how do you lads find purpose in your lives?

islam

urethra

stretched it out really good over the years. working up to a fist.

checked my pockets

pics x

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Cred Forums

might do a wank this evening

>open up louis theroux thread on Cred Forums
>image i made and posted only here is there and has like 50 replies
wew

this image upsets the alt-rightists

you never know how you will react, but I think if I got the physical upper hand early I wouldn't deliberately go further than incapacitation. But I really with the self defence laws espcially in your own home were more like Americas. Thing is you never know what a burglar will be like, most are like skittish rodents and will flee as soon as something seems wrongs but some of them are violent psychos who don't care if anyones home or not

Trump is FINISHED

just tell them that clinton is a friend of trump

source?

>tfw aussies will be on their school lunch break in 6 minutes
can't wait. too many burgers tonight lads

why idnt you link it you inconsiderate leaf

how cool would it be if during autumn and winter the canadian flag was just a 3 stripe bi-colour without the leaf, then in the spring the leaf returns

so peruANO?

Something Unlimited, it's a game.
mega.nz/#!eBtWRLRD!iknECEbdoibfXgIvCXOKihH99PBGcCAN7t6FJthHGnk

>grab mug out of the cabinet
>swing it around out of boredom
>it goes flying off the handle and shatters on the wall
>leaves a massive gash that my mom will scream at me about when i get up
alright

Kill yourselves you fucking scumbags ! ! !

I hate my job

g'day cunts
shrimp on the barby n all that

SNAP

Snap

snap backwards is pans haha how crazy is that?

*when she gets up

snap

that's a lot of (You)s
don't think I've ever got that many, although I've got a lot of (OP)s from b8 posts on pol

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i.4cdn.org/fit/1474567694091.jpg
me on the left

flufe

He has some good points.

alright canacucks, you know the drill. fuck off now so I can enjoy my night out on the 'chon

I had a dream I was sitting around a big table with are nige and like 6 other people answering phone calls. My phone never rang and then I wanted a selfie with nige but I woke up.. Was genuinely gutted I didn't get the selfie.

Snap is the worst gimmick of all time

>alright canacucks, you know the drill. fuck off now so I can enjoy my night out on the 'chon

@65237358
nice blog nonce we're all very thrilled to see an update to your dream journal

wish I was alive for the human/neanderthal race war

snapchat is a cool aplication

It's like a cloud with a face

that's basically /brit/ desu (yanks are the neanderthals)

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history is repeating itself again

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what are canadians?

yanks

is this real? who the f is lowtax anyway

chimps

Pterodactyls

You're a Yank.

>all canadians are cucks le weed le JUSTin honhonhon
>canadians are yanks fuck off you're not anglo you're just like us
really makes you think

oh shit it's real.

The SA guy! Cred Forums back to it's roots!

runs somethingawful

lol i was watching the news and some woman in barnstaple, england wanted to report a minor car incident and told siri to call barnstaple police station and it called the barnstable county police department in massachusetts. when they realised the mixed up the american police dispatcher joked it'd take 6 hours to respond. XD XD how hilarious!!

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Angela davis was also a fucking US government shill LOL

Those two statements are completely true

>barnstaple
biggest shithole in the south west

didn't he run albinoblacksheep?

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wouldnt mind learning the accordion desu
youtube.com/watch?v=f5HK0iErV5U

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don't even mind this anymore

when they both come from americans the majority of the time it's a bit ironic

FUCKING COMMUNIST STALINIST TRUMP PUTIN SUPPORTER!!111

not really since we never even were anglo in the first place, so why would we claim to be so

I thought that purse was an onahole for a second lol

>canadians are cucks
>canadians are no different from us (yanks)
pick one unless you're okay with being cucks yourselves

their forum members are probably already complaining about newfags

I do not want to be associated with the liberal shithole that is america lite tobh. canada is the us if bernie sanders was the chairman

hmm

Maybe if Mulcaire had won we'd be a commie shit hole like Bernie's America.

VERY ironic since niggers are tearing your country apart and your president is a nigger and the USA easily has the most SJW wank of any nation.

Laying in bed naked after a wank

Wind blowing on my ballsack

Ah, the little things in life

>trump is leading in the polls
hmmm
meanwhile this is your pm...

got the window open?

Where will we migrate when Cred Forums inevitably collapses one day?

you've not cared about our politics since the election so what do you know?

Trudeau has done jack shit for good or for ill.
and we have our own actually intelligent version of Trump in the wings

letting my guard down

Yes lad, I can open my back door too if you want ;) x

to reddit or taringa

yokese, no soi 100tifiko xd

i think we'll all realise how lucky we were to have a site with millions of users which pretty much ignored commercial pressures and openly allowed racism, trolling and shitposts

throwing out my business idea again

business idea: colonise 2ch

>Defacing Trudeau's hair

That's an international crime, Yanko. Enjoy your hard time in Maple Prison bud.

christ

can't wait until we formally absorb canada and mexico and declare this entire continent our own

why wasn't he elected then? why wasn't he a candidate at all then lol
obviously has very little support

Can't wait til Hillary wins and secedes your shit dried up land full of fatsos to Canada because she can't handle the pressure haha.

will never happen because you're at the end of your power

not how it works
harper was the party leader then

try it cunt you'll not get queen liz out of north america so easily

why was obama elected? why wasn't trump a candidate in that race?

Why is this yank so obsessed with Canada? Fuck off mate

I think a lot of us have already acknowledged that at some point, we'll probably realise just how much it meant to us

he wasn't a candidate because Harper was the incumbent dummy
he posts about us every day and constantly tries to stir shit up

Didn't know that Canada, the USA and Mexico comprise the entire continent of America 2bqh

why wasn't he the party leader?
hmm the canadian election was a year ago, however obama's election was 8 years ago

I can't even think of any similar sites with even close to the numbers we get here (even on a single board), that are in English

there was another election 4 years ago

>America
youtube.com/watch?v=tL13eIQBoog

why is there like 10 fucking canadians here now
FUCK OFF

took 2 valiums, feelin somewhat sluggish

because the conservatives were in power, they didn't need a new party leader

and he wasn't running anyways

Harper was in power for like 10 years
term limits aren't a thing here

no PM has ever won more than 3 consecutive terms though

says the yank

okay then, show me his overwhelming support at the moment like trump has

we don't have a federal election in a matter of weeks you utter melt

we run this site mate, fuck off

where was Trump's overwhelming support in 2013

>this stupid yank

Why are*

Apologise you fat fuck

ah yes, there aren't polls conducted year round

ah yes, the all-american hiroyuki nishimura

>Trump's overwhelming support

You're in for a rude awakening when Clinton wins laddie

we would literally heem you before you could try

commonwealth forever

there needs to be party elections first and the Tory's aren't up for that yet.

again
where was Trump in 2013? nowhere

>Cultural appropriation and destruction of government property

Ahh yes, Yanks.

we could literally invade canada and all that would happen is theresa may saying "pls stop"

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that tea was worth in the millions today.

would it be possible to run a website without a centrally located server?