His country doesn't have its own wizarding school

>His country doesn't have its own wizarding school

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that's probably like the shittiest school in the world. having to share with Mexicans, Blacks and Sharts.

>North american school is for females only
Shut up leaf

that's probably like the shittiest school in the world. having to share with canadians

>The Butthurt Belt of Europe has its own school

that's probably like the shittiest school in the world having to share with kiwis and aboos

pretty good

go practise your sharticus farticus spells

Forgot Massachusetts was in Canada senpaitachi checking my map rn hol up gotta spy me that shit one mo gain

why does japan even need a wizarding school when 60% of male are self-made wizards anyway?

Harry Potter world building is quite weak outside UK.

I wish there were little series based around each institute.

Eh, I guess that'll be a job for fanfiction.

There is at least one story about the American one.

The job should predictably enough be eventually passed on to "custodian" writers so don't worry about that

That map is wrong pictured is the scool for North America, Confirmed students from US, Canada, Mexico, Jamaica and Haiti

Gonna be transferring to Beauxbatons Academy of Magic soon, anyone tell me how it is there?

I really feel that, given a better writer and a more mature storyline, Harry Potter could have turned out way better.
There could be competitions and rivalries between schools and shit, but 99,9% of the time is focused on Hogwarts.

don't forget....aussies.

i never watched Harry Potter but i grew up watching this shit

youtube.com/watch?v=Wr7hI7UZPB4

>only country to have its name on a school
Feels great desu

So the countries with schools are:
>Brazil
>England
>Russia
>Japan
>France
>Germany
And...~Africa~
Add Italy, Canada and China and you have the top 10 economies.

el peluca sapbeeeee
memes aside I would like to be in a school like Harry

Well like the other user said
Its weak world construction

The U.S. Not having its own magical school. This is clearly fake if you think they'd ever share.

Yes. It could have been an awesome ASOIAF-like world, but instead it beomces a good (for teenagers) series, nothing more

Salem is in Mass m8.

It's not the Brasilian school dude, is South American, you're missing how this works

It's canon, go suck a dick

>(for teenagers)

for teenage girls you mean

Forgot the US with Salem
It's in Brazil and called Brazilian school. South Americans are exchange students.

This is NOT FAIR

Wanna see a cool trick, m'lady?

*unzips dick*

IRL, Mexicans perform a completely different form of witchcraft than Americans so why are they included? Why the FUCK is AusNZ included too?

Magic ain't real, kiddo.

No

Africa's school is specifically in Uganda.

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That's like saying air isn't real.
How are you able to move without magic? You think muscles and bones just bend on their own because of nerves and stuff? Humans are just dust that's been imbued with magic. We're a vessel for magic flow, like a wand, except our magic is only contained within ourselves.

>no Caribbean Institute for Voodoo and Santaria
Are they even trying?

Don't talk to him user. He doesn't understand.

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youtube.com/watch?v=EJnwV-sNKuA

She doesn't care for worldbuilding, the story takes place in Europe and the US, the other schools are there just to avoid butthurt teenagers.

>brazilian school

I always thought these guys were Russians. I mean they are walking stereotype of how Russians are portrayed in western media.

Who would win in a magical war though?

They all speak portuguese there. :D

Whatever school teaches the strongest magic?

rowling is a hack she probably think we all eat tacos here

Never forget that Ilvermorny was founded by an Irish slaveowner

What's that?

this is now a harry potter thread

post buzzfeed potter quizzes

I do feel like australia/nz could do with our own school. It'd be inside Uluru.

Also all of those schools must be fucking massive compared to Hogwarts. Especially the Asian one.

>A nigger owning niggers

The largest one is the african one, surprisingly.

this, quite a let down

she does mention argentina once, in pottermore however

harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/2014_Quidditch_World_Cup

t. autist

OP's map.us wrong, Salem Witches Institute is just a girl's club. Ilvermorny school of witchcraft and wizardry in Massachusetts is North America's magical academy. Founded by an Irish passenger aboard the Mayflower

Imagine the language barriers in Mahoutokoro's School of Magic.
Imagine all the Koreans and Nips going to war with their paper charms and baguas.
Imagine all the confused Indians who don't know why the fuck they're doing there considering their magic is so different due to isolation because of the Himalayas.

wat de fugg

Like half the world's population is in the orange area. Is it because asians don't have souls they're rarely magical or something?

>the story takes place in Europe and the US
wait what
it happens in neither of those places m8 it's set entirely in scotland and england

I don't know, but the african castle or whatever is bigger.
I phrased it wrong, the focus is in Europe (specifically, the UK) and the US has some world-building with Ilvermony and shit.

>Poland losing to Japan
I hate Potter even more now

we have a qudditch team but not a school?

But why Australia?

ahh didn't know that
never been to pottermore

my girlfriend got the new book (play) and i read it when she was out :3 hahaha

Just like real life desu

apparently there's a significant enough magical community that there's an argentine ministry of magic too

Mao Zedong purged China of magic during the cultural revolution.
India and Pakistan have all their wizards and witches along the border for security purposes
North Korean wizards are not allowed outside the country and work day and night to make magpies and bears cry at the death of a glorious leaders

mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE8080E720120109

>Brazil won 5 WCs

How much do wizards make catering to fetishes?

we have a real quidditch team!?
she is a hack and the new book is fanfiction tier

7-1

Still the best bby

it wasn't written by her, so calling it fan fiction is quite accurate

>the new book is fanfiction tier
didn't enjoy it, but she didn't write it.
not a fan of rowling, or a fan of being a harry potter fan, but i would definitely read a new one if she wrote it. also looking forward to reading the books again when i have kids.

t. 30 year old man lmao

>tfw my mother taught me witchcraft as a kid
>every time I google for supplies I find Harry Potter shit
End my life.

We all have real quidditch teams

The west is dead

>my mother taught me witchcraft

god thats retarded

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Australia beat the 2014 favourite team Canada with a last minute snitch catch if that makes you feel any better

It shouldn't

>tfw my mother taught me witchcraft
I coming for you pagan scum. You'll soon join your buddy satan in hell.

>my mother taught me witchcraft as a kid

OH ASTHORETH, IT'S LIKE ANOTHER SALEM.

so can you do spells and stuff

>my mother taught me witchcraft

It doesn't.

>his mother never taught him the secrets of her homeland
>IT'S LIKE ANOTHER SALEM.

Yeah, charms, spells. A metal door hit my head a few months ago so my third eye's been a bit broken but I can still send out energies and stuff, I just can't receive them.

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Why are the cringey roleplayers always the burgers?

Stop being discriminatory against my culture. That's illegal.

God, why? I want be in Durmstrang-team.

Also,
>Turkey and Iran
>Koldoblablabla
>Israel
>Uagandu
xDDDD

>魔法処
>literally means magic place
Top kek

>why are burgers always the ones having fun?

Some "quality" world building there...

>Brazilian Wizarding School

>Beautiful sticks academy of magic
Well its French alright

Look at the bright side, you're not in one with "Brazil" in the name.

Either Britian has much more mages per capita or the other Magic Academy are fucking huge

Also Rowling is racist for not having Irish lads in Hogwarts

I see, black magic is forbidden.

>India
>Mahoutokoro School of Magic

Well, Mexico has warlocks that can predict the future. I bet many other magic schools can learn a lot from someone like that.

Hogworts isn't in England

Fun fact: Durmstrang was supposed to be a pun on Sturm und Drang, instead it sounds almost like Darmstrang, piece of innards.

who cares?

>scotland
>a country

me

kys nerd

>mfw russia has to share theirs with turks

at least they don't have to share it with y*nks

>Salem Witches' Institute
>Not Ilvermorny as is canon

Fucking muggle

>getting lumped in with russia again
Fuck that map, fuck this thread, fuck you and fuck your mother for not strangling your baby ass, as she was suffering from post-natal depression.