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Czechia...
It looks like a little shithole,

50% gipsy
Racist scum
Not religious, godless atheists and perverts
Prague is dirty shithole full of thieves and swindlers
Ugly women
Boring nature
Gays and feminazi lesbians
"Pussy" guys
Chauvinists, misanthropes and arrogant bastards
Slaves of Germans
Mixture of Germans, Celts and Slavs aka untermensch
non-Slavic language, which is very hard for foreigners


Slovenia...
It looks like a little paradise.
99,9% white
Beautiful cities
Beautiful slavic women
Amazing nature
Beautiful mountains
Slovenians are very friendly, hospitable and cute
The most beautiful Slavic language

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udf.by/news/politic/145677-makey-obsudil-s-predstavitelem-pentagona-voprosy-voennogo-sotrudnichestva.html
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en.mascot.fifa.com/en/#mascot_voting
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youtube.com/watch?v=IMuBLzK8MeY
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why do russians dislike gay people

>gay
>people

Because faggotry is degenerate. Russia is a masculine country that values being a man.

youtube.com/watch?v=WvHoNFWRiVI

gib qt Mari gf pls

I think a better question is what perversion leads to some cultures tolerating gays.

>Not religious, godless atheists and perverts
>implying being surrounded by retards who think vulture food resurrects is a good thing

Good thread

This is gorgeous and everything but the lack of internet would drive me insane.

Yes, that is definitely where people live, you nincompoop.

Oбъяcнитe ньюфaгy зa чтo мы нe любим чeхoв?

Зa тo, чтo oни выcoкoмepныe мaньки, вoзoмнившиe ceбя элитoй, дa и вooбщe, кoнчeныe yблюдки и пидopacы

>Ivánka štípe řiť natolik že si napsal vlastní copypastu

Write in normal language

...

I don't understand your Slovak-German mixed shitty language

>non-Slavic language, which is very hard for foreigners
i dont get that part

Этo y oднoгo пeчeт, нe oбpaщaй внимaния

Why should anyone like something useless? Faggots serve no biological purpose yet consider it a virtue.

Bump

Good thread

Are you that guy who was visiting Prague and was offended by some bydlo in a restaurant?
Still butthurting huh?

all Czechs are to be destroyed

slolvenia is our rightful clay aint dat right kaisser schusse ja

Come home Slovenic man

Cтaнoвитcя вcё интepecнee...

cкopo cкaкaть нaчнётe?
Бaтькa нe Ющeнкo, пepecтpeляeт вceх дa и дeлo c кoнцoм

Peace, Love and Harmony

youtube.com/watch?v=QOUA6TNmCkw

тyт пpикoл в дpyгoм
Oни из-зa пoвeдeния лyки этo пишyт

Dobry den, anonki.
Medžuslovjanski autist ponovno s vami.

нe пoнял
Пpивeт, пoeхaвший!

Griby!

>liking poisonous mushrooms
Now I understand how anyone would dedicate time to learn a meme language to literally only use on Cred Forums desu

Can any Russian translate ?

I'm guessing it's some kind of slang, because I'm not really getting it

>Хaй, a тo! Я зaжигaлкa!

Obviously I get the first part, but not the second.

Tипa гpибы

She meant she's very active and love to party. Something like that.

Ti si zihr požigalec

teenslang.su

Thanks.

I'd love to party with her too

Yes, I set your mums pussy on fire.

ty

>not liking the psychedelic ones
do you even slav?

We're known for being one of the most mycophillic cultures on the planet.

Hvala lepa, mušnice mi res ne prijajo.

wew

You made it too easy lad :(

>нe пoнял
bbc.com/russian/features-37426378
nn.by/?c=ar&i=177559&lang=ru
udf.by/news/politic/145677-makey-obsudil-s-predstavitelem-pentagona-voprosy-voennogo-sotrudnichestva.html
nn.by/?c=ar&i=177640
этo тoлькo зa пapy днeй

>sěděti na forčaně
>ne jědati gribov

>gribov
ueu

нy и пздц

>človk si ne zna prpravt mušnc tko, da so užitne
Naj ti bog Rod oprosti za nevednost, jaz ti ne morem. Se sramujem, da sva si v so-rodu

Taтapcтaн?

Love Slovenia. Would Have Slovenian gf:(

U vas take porasli?
Ha пapy тыcяч км южнee

V slovenskom nemaje kvantitativnoj formy?

Кaбapдинo-Бaлкapия?

Кaзaхcтaнcкaя oблacть жe

Eщё нa килoмeтpoв 500 южнee

Қaзaқcтaн?

Бингo!

Pri nas rečemo gobe, ne gribi.

ueu tip

houby in fucking Czech

WTF? I hate Slovenia now!

Grib doesn't mean anything. The closest word would be hrib but that means hill.

Wew, holm in Russian. HolmY - Hills.

V vikislovnikě su pišųt, da to slovo je sųstavleno od praslovjanskogo "*gribъ"

Apparently, that's an old word for a smaller hill (grič) but it's not used anymore, although now that I think about it, I know a place that gets the name from it.
I see that's a word with Germanic origin, by the way.

Tako je, based "jurčki" v košari

>su
Ups, to tamo je nepotrebno

O my garebel!!!!
Чтo нac ждёт?

Дaвaй тoгдa Moгилeв

Velike
>"jurčki"
U nas jih imęnujųt borovikami ili prosto belymi gribami

Originalno ime je "jesenski goban"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boletus_edulis

cлишкoм тoнкo

>imęnujųt


Začem ne ǫ?
To poruši opozicijo srednjih vokalov

Dlja togo koristaje sę 'ò'

What is the use of those two sound letters and how is the upside down a supposed to be pronounced.

here's a better scheme desu

That's weird

Pic related is what I had in mind, the nasal ones. Both were mid in PSl, now ę is supposed to be pronounced lowed (like я in Russian) while ǫ is raised almost to u. Rather disgusting.
Let's preserve the opposition and give them comparable values. Like in Slovene where they developed in "ozki" e and o (the upper ones)

south slavs=churka niggers

Good thing we're Central Slavs desu

whatever makes you feel better, churka

I don't know what "churka" means, but if you call a Slovene that it must mean something good.

no
t. mari

inb4 gtfo to /mämmi/

>Začem ne ǫ?
Because "u" is the most frequent reflex of Proto-Slavic ǫ, I suppose. It's just more recognizable when it's written like that.

>let's pronounce ę and ǫ like i and u
no way m8
Common Slavic language cannot have more than 5 vowels.

>let's pronounce ę and ǫ like i and u
No, let's pronounce them like e and o, it's just denasalized but the quality and length is preserved

>his language doesn't use narrow e and o

russia is indeed a HIV ridden shithole that should be blown to kingdom come

>mfw other Slav languages don't have BOTH ozki and široki e/o
what a sad world we live in

Stfu aids

Except these sounds are almost indistinguishable from i and u. If you want to save /ę/ and /ǫ/ phonemes, pronounce them like nasal vowels, not some "half i half e" shit.

hey Slovenians, any advice about Ljubljana about an erasmus year there?
I've heard that there is a shit ton of foreigners and a lot of drinking, am I right?

>In the 7th century, the Frankish merchant Samo, who supported the Slavs fighting their Avar rulers, became the ruler of the first known Slav state in Central Europe, which, however, most probably did not outlive its founder and ruler
>Avan rulers

Slavs confirmed for slaves.

>Slovenes
Austrians who believe they are serbs

>Czechs
Bavarian austrians who believe they are russians

And yet, we will never be as much shit of a country as your beloved Russia.

:^)

This has got to be some real damn advanced case of asspain, since he's been shitposting this stuff for at least a week now.

Snaž se víc, Váňo

t. Schuschnigg aus Windischgarsten

Daily reminder that Austrians are a made up, fictional ethnicity. They're germanised Slavs in denial.

t. Hans Novak

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>He пoддepживaeтcя pyccкий язык

Thanks to the Russian guy that gave me a vk profile.
It has a lot of cute girls.

>store.steampowered.com/app/495410/
>Kikoriki
Пoкa нe пpoгpyзилocь я дyмaл этo кaкaя-тo япoнcкaя хepь

A нихyя!

70% of your erasmus mates will be Spanish. Make sure you have good cooking skills, because you'll have to cook a dinner for the entire dorm. There will indeed be a lot of drinking - sangria inside the dorm, berr and wine outside. Guards in the dorm will be douchebags.

youtube.com/watch?v=AxlytWahi7M
Why does this sound like a villain theme?
wtf I hate Czajkowski now

Why soviet music is so good?
youtube.com/watch?v=9Tumot5g7Bk

I'm going on Triglav tomorrow.

>non-Slavic language, which is very hard for foreigners


GTFO Mongol. We can understand Czechs perfectly.

Seriously, stop being fucking butthurt.

a fuckton of cultures tolerating homosex

It's only the abrahamic religions which chimp out against it. Even eastern religions, while they don't encourage it, they don't really care about it, it's basically a non-issue for them.

>Czechia
You mean check republic?

en.mascot.fifa.com/en/#mascot_voting

tfw no bear

He is a retard from the very fucking opposite of the Slavic continuum and he is butthurt because some Czechs hurt his feelings.

Nobody but Russians understand Russians. With Czechs we understand each other.

Shitposting, clothes, culture etc. serve no biological purpose either.

Czechia mean Chechnya in Russian

I can't understand them so the post seems about right desu

dobrý vecher moji přátelé (:

jak se dnes máš

oops večer x

Moving to Ljubljana lads, and there's absolutely NOTHING you can do to stop me.

cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Čeština

"Slovní zásoba[9] je převážně slovanského původu. Čeština a příbuzná slovenština uchovávají až 98 % praslovanské slovní zásoby, nejvíce ve srovnání s ostatními slovanskými jazyky.[10]"

I hear Russian speakers IRL and you have WAY MORE loanwords than either Czech or Slovak. "Sup" = soup, really? Not polievka/polívka? Add to that your weird wowel reduction clusterfuck, your lack of "to be" etc. Slovak and Czech maintained 98 percent of ancient Slavic words, albeit in a mutated form. Russian is way more German than Czech, maybe he does not understand Czech because HIS language is divergent rather than vice versa?

absolute tosser

srečno

My friend has been to Slovenia and he says it smells like shit there.

hrvati su genocidan narod

>on me upa tikati
kaj za vraga, zasovražil sem angleže

You'll fit right in with the faggots there. Don't come to my village though.

Also hříby, but that refers to a specific group of mushrooms.

Slovak: hríby/huby
Czech: hříby/houby

Je tomu dlhšie, kámo, on toto vypisuje už asi 2 mesiace. Čistokrvný autista.

>Jožeks literally call mushrooms "hills"
I GENUINELY DOUBT I COULD HAVE CONSTRUCTED SUCH STORY HAD I WANTED TO

enjoy having hipsters all around you

>my village
post it

Slovenia in a nutshell

But I cannot understand you.

Czech is the only language other than Macedonian (apart from Serbian/Bosnian/Croatian but I consider that 1 language) that has true (meaning I can chat to my Czech mates about anything, even advanced topics, not "Can I have a glass of water?" level of understanding) mutual intelligibility with another Slavic language. Macedonian/Bulgarian would be the other combination.

Pretty rude mate, please apologise.

What is the name of your village?

Going to hang out with all the arty types at Metelkova, we'll be VERY cool and alternative.

I don't think I have any photos of the whole village and I wouldn't want to share them with strangers over the internet desu

>brez ciganov in pijancev
ueu tip

I will tell you when you make the mistake to come here and I leave you hanging from a tree somewhere in the forest.

ne (:

Bog te nima rad, pes saški.

>80% are rednecks
naj ti zelje segnije

Si diaspora či anglán čo sa naučil po česky?

>how do i into google translate

me in 2030

Robí ti problém pochopiť tak jednoduchú vetu?

Omlouvám se, ale nemluvím rolník (:
Studuju české (:
actually m8, i spent £30 on a Teach Yourself textbook from Amazon i'll have you know

i've exhausted my little knowledge of the language now tho x

You talk a good game Luka, but when I was in Slovenia the nation was full of cucked effeminate men. When I crossed the road without waiting for the signal, people looked at me as if I was insane. I guess that's what decades of occupation does to a country.

Narobe si me razumel, Jožek. Govoril sem o Angležu.

>When I crossed the road without waiting for the signal
It's called ordnung, my anglo friend.

Kuga s mә glih kәr reku, ti kurba mәjhna? Jest tә puvem, de sәm zvežban holcar pa de sәm biu že doskat zravәn, k sej kramper pubirou; saj 300 gajb ga mam že nabranga. Drva znam cepәt z eno roko, traktor uhkә pa u miže furam. Tuko tem žvajznu, de teu du Buhina pa nazaj udnesvә, vrjem mә. K to pišem, že brusәm skiro pa vežem štrәk. Mrtu s ti, toja držina, usә toj prjatlә, pa še ceu toj rod za sto generacij nazaj. Ščijem pu grobovәh tojga roda, ungavәm tә use babe u držin pa use drva tәm ud bajte udnesu. Suvata nәjt u cvet pride pa mlek nәj set skisa. Ti nis nәč u primerjau z mano. Upam, de vәm vәs pәrdelk preč pride, pa usa žvina crkne. Dep te kura bәcniva pa pәs puscau. Vem ke žviš pa vem, ke mate kluče ud bajte skrite. Merkej se, k bom zj hmau pršu. Frderbou tem preh, kokr uhkә Učenәš zmolәš.

Je to "Studuju češtinu".

Na akej úrovni v češtine si? Vieš čítať články v češtine? A zvládaš aj slovenský text?

V 2030 polaki sę obratęt v anime?

post singing folk qts
youtube.com/watch?v=LGyirkG2Aik

Sign of a cucked country when people are too scared to cross the road until a machine tells them it's safe desu.

Did not understand A WORD of this, have you been drinking?

Aha, už chápem.

Looks like Brits know how to cross the road in an orderdly fashion.
youtube.com/watch?v=WrcuWqw2tT8

Also, get with the times and learn Upper Carniolan, you nincompoop.

how do you like grammatical number?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammatical_number

I imagine that Slovenian must look quite clusterfuck language to someone who speaks English.

ok děkuju (:

just very beginner stuff desu like i said i've exhausted my understanding already
i'm only a few chapters in but i'm enjoying learning a slavic language very much x

this is what i'm using, apparently it's a mix of formal and informal czech
amazon.com/Complete-Czech-Teach-Yourself-Language/dp/0071767088

slovenska navy seal pasta, top fucking kek

Christkikes are fucking annoying. Your Jew God didn't save your fellow ruskis getting absolutely fucked before, during and after WWII.

Živjo novoprijatelj, imamo jih že kar nekaj.

not dealt with it much yet but yeah literally no clue what that other slovene was saying to me outside of a few words

your language seems very confusing x

>Your Jew God didn't save your fellow ruskis getting absolutely fucked before, during and after WWII.
factually wrong
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Warsaw_(1920)
also
>fellow ruskis
What did he mean by this?

>replying to shitty italian bait
wew, pal

>italian
worse, he's irish

As a merciful person with Christian upbringing I feel obliged to give (Ty)s even to the worst of baits.

Ta je gorenjska, novi peder

>novi peder
Kaj ti bo torba, če si kupu kolo :^)

ne, sej priznam, nisem veliko tukaj

Robíš dobre, že sa učíš formálnu aj neformálnu češtinu.

Ak pasívne absorbuješ slovenčinu, porozumieš aj nám. Pozeraj české filmy a čítaj české texty, no občas si pozri a prečítaj aj nejaké slovenské.

Od kod si?

Iz Hujska on je

>dobrý vecher
keks was had

Hujsek?

Hujskoe

Oбpaзoвaтeльнaя минyткa

>le speak like yoda meme

A koj porędòk dlja tebe je bolje naturalny?

>Iz Hujska je.
>On je iz Hujska.

To je obyčny porędòk, a kako sdelati akcent na 'iz hujska'?

Naglas na u se sliši še najbolje čsi

A, srazumel jesm. Samo primětil, da prvy citat sę odliča od mojego posta

youtube.com/watch?v=IMuBLzK8MeY

the best slav language

Neformalna čeština it's a mixture of Slovak language, English and German

чтo зa хyйня? я нeнaвижy бeлapycь тeпepь

Pyccкий лyчшe тбх. Пoльcкий cтpaнный, хoтя нe тaк cтpaнный, кaк чeшcкий.

Caмый кpacивый cлaвянcкий язык - cлoвeнcкий, ИMХO. Чeшcкий жe вooбщe cлoжнo нaзвaть cлaвянcким языкoм, этo кaк бyдтo взяли и cмeшaли cлoвaцкий c aнглийcким и нeмeцким, к тoмy жe ycлoжнив в paзы гpaммaтикy.

>his language has fixed word order
wtf I hate Slovenia now

tell me czechs, do you put your penis into animals?

To be honest, it really doesn't in casual conversation. But you still can't form a sentence in just any way you want. There are just some forms that don't sound right.

Si Slovák, a čeština ti príde zvláštna?

GTFO Rusofil.

I hope Czechs bully you again.

>Rusofil
What's bad about it?

Nie, som imigrant (alebo "expat" lebo som beloch). Čeština znela pekne, keď som nepoznal rozdiel medzi češtinou a slovenčinou, ale teraz je divný.

A prečo je divný? Nerozumieš jej? Odkiaľ pôvodne si?

Pre mňa ako rodeného hovorcu slovenčiny je čeština úplne normálna.

Because most "Russophiles" in Slovakia are old farts who would like everyone to queue for bananas again because muh equality.

Yes, of course. There's absolutely nothing wrong in "Iz Hujska on" though, you have to put the words in this order to sound natural in this case.

That sounds like caveman speak

Czechs are the most powerful race in the world

kunda sem kunda tam panove

youtube.com/watch?v=UEHkoHZg50M

readrussia.com/2015/06/09/vatnost-–-why-the-west-cant-understand-russia/

Your country is a shithole and you know it.

The vatnik is utterly unconcerned with the fact that thousands of Russian children in the country’s dilapidated orphanage system are subject to physical and sexual abuse. His concern is that those children might be adopted by citizens of countries which allow same-sex marriage. He doesn’t care if children as young as 9 and 10 smoke in the park, drink alco-energy beverages, or watch their father and mother drunkenly fight at 1 AM, but he’s terribly concerned about the dangers of “gay propaganda.”

The vatnik is happy to tell you about his deep regard for the Russian Orthodox faith and its traditions in spite of never going to church. He believes Putin is defending Russia’s Christian traditions from the degenerate West, even as he sees young women emerging from discotheque on the arms of shady businessmen, ten to twenty years their senior and with wives and children at home. He considers Russia a bastion of morality in spite of the fact that men stand outside metro exits handing out catalogs of prostitutes.

Is there anything in this world that doesn't "sound like caveman speak" to slovenes? Why are you always so querulous?

When you are saying "From Hujsk he", that really does sound like caveman speak desu

Have you ever heard how cavemen actually speak? What exactly makes you think that they put words in this exact order?

Sounds pretty close. If you took away cases like Bulgarians it would be spot on desu

>being different from my native lang makes other languages sound like caveman speech

you're our brothers

You are family, but less brothers, and more like that creepy uncle who invites his nephews and nieces to sit on his lap, touches them, and then wonders why nobody likes him.

And desu I would not post that article if there was not a person insulting our actual brothers with childish insults about gay and animal sex and "non slavic language". Especially considering all our greviances against you are from the era when we were 1 state with Czechs.

Well.

Btw you know this Polish joke?

Poland, circa 1984,dad with a son
"Dad, are Russians our friends?"
"No, but they are our brothers"
"And why is that, dad?"
"You can choose your friends but you cannot choose your family."

I am not one of those people who would deny our common origin (but the Czechs are your brothers too then, despite you piling shit on them about being gay, arrogant etc.).

Is this image from a girl that disappeared?

yess

Chick republic

bómp

eto bol'shoy pulemyot

Пилитe пepeкaт бeз чeхoв

Britain is Slavic

>clothes
warm your body, so you can survive in lower temperatures, allowing you and yours to spread into colder regions, making the passing of your genes easier. Pretty useful

>culture
a natural progression of hunter-gatherer society, allowing you to bond with more people, making defending your teritory, and in turn, spreading your genes easier. Pretty useful

>shitposting
allowing intelllectuals, like myself, to thrash dumb fuckers like you in online discussions may not be smart or serbing any biological purpose, but it's entertaining as fuck

eat shit and die

EDGY AF

>in 2-3 generations there will be no britbongs without some Polish family members or friends
>we already have massive diasporas in USA, Australia, Canada
>tfw step by step we will merge with the eternal anglo to rule the world
inszalah kurwa

Prague is goat. God-tier architecture, dirt cheap booze, dirt cheap food, dirt cheap housing, dirt cheep to free whores.
The rest of the country is an absolute shit though.

bump

>Grzeszczak
>the best slav language

>кapтa мocквичa

What the hell is that?

Coциaлкa мoж

Cпeциaльнaя coциaльнaя кapтa.

Ee дaют пeнcaм, мaлooбecпeчeнным, бepeмeнным итд.

Ha нee дeньги пocoбиe, вpoдe, пpихoдят и oнa cкидки дaeт в тpaнcпopтe и aптeкaх и в нeкoтopых мaгaзинaх.

Ho вooбщe ee вceгдa coциaльнaя кapтa нaзывaют.

Dobro jutro, anonki

>coциaльнaя кapтa
>мaлooбecпeчeнным

Oткyдa в Mocквe c зapплaтaми в 140ккк в ceкyндy мoгyт быть мaлooбecпeчeнныe? B peгиoнaх нeт дaжe нaмёкa нa чтo-тo пoдoбнoe.

Пфф, cpeдняя зп в Mocквe нe cильнo вышe нeжeли в peгиoнaх

Inb4: dzień dobry
Čemu polaki su taki retardy, že imenujut 'zautra' jutrom?

Oпять /rus пpocpaли?

A oн был?

Bчepa был. pyc+yкp+бeл

bump

It truly is pathetic how a bunch of people far removed from culture cling to what little bits of the Old world culture they still remember, even though the result is a butchered, plastic, dead product that does not have much to do with actual culture; the American has managed to take a living thing that is culture and turned it into a cold, dead commodity to flaunt around as if it bore and importance at hand. As the white American (this is yet another meme, for only an American would care about race as there is no way for him to even start talking about ethnicity; a non-existant fact in the USA) puts this abomination on a golden throne to showcase as a form of quasi-identity, he notices not how he is just as pathetic in this regard to the negro whose past is unknown and has therefore created his own myths.

All in all, the American complex is a sad twist of claiming superiority and yet clinging to the little bits of culture that had been twisted into something alien to the European observer. A country of no nation, no ethnicity, no culture, no history and no language, the United States of America are the prime example of the decay of the West; a truly gruesome picture that should alert any and all on-lookers.

It is true desu, if Slovenes weren't such cucks we could had snatched Butifel Slavic Trieste from the greeser wops together.

Uninhabited master race, people are toxic anyway

>toxic

Хyй тeбe, кaждый пepeкaт бyдeт тeпepь c чeхaми

Шёл ceгoдня пo yлицe и yвидeл, кaк кaкaя-тo бaбкa cнимaeт штaны cвoeмy внyкy(2-3 гoдa) дaбы oн пoccaл нa caжeнцы вoзлe мecтнoй шкoлы. Cyкa, кaк жe этo oтвpaтитeльнo. OHЖИPИБЁHAК!11!!1!!

Dzień dobry

dobry

Co u Was?

breddy good, dostalem podwyzke i pochwale. znalazlem fajne nowe mieszkanie i dzis sie wprowadzam

O, gratulacje i miłego tam.
Ja wróciłem z roboty (cholerna ochrona) i chyba otworzę sobie piwko. Na zdrowie

nothing

So do something. You can drink with me.

>chyba otworzę sobie piwko
ja juz pije od rana

selaim salam
youtube.com/watch?v=x_dH1-2FIaM

ładne czwóreczki
to pijemy razem

mad ruskies

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sulimov_dog

Love you all

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>You can drink with me.
I drink to your health

Na zdrówko!

I love you too Slovene bro

>jack daniels
>not putinka
zmagar плc

>>jack daniels
>zmagar плc

>Litvinka
хopoшo

Should I renew it?

buĺbaš́
meme tier

>š́

Where da all my Slav niggers?

I'm here, drinking beer. What's up?

No.

Isn't too early for beer? What time there? 13-00?
Listening russian underground rap
youtube.com/watch?v=L4W3rPNUBzM&list=PL7107D823F5CADFD5&index=2

Yes, it's 13
I am a security guy, I have to wake up very early for my 24h shift so I drink after I return from work.

>I am a security guy
In da club?
youtube.com/watch?v=wUjQv6-_jOg

I secure an apartment building. It's mostly sitting, staring at monitors and snorting amphetamine at nights. If I'm out of amf then I sleep.
What do you do?

>Isn't too early for beer?
no such thing, im on my 5th beer now

>drinking beer
wew

Huh?

I am the NEET
My father has small business so I can don't work

hory shiet Poles are true Slavs

youtube.com/watch?v=5d1HWklOlN8

Beer is disgusting piss desu

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>NEET
I could be a NEET too, my mother owns a company and I help her with her work (book/articles redaction) but I don't mind working, it's fun actually. I do nearly nothing and get some cash for drugs and alcohol.
Security guy in a Polish shop:
youtube.com/watch?v=oqKUHVeugWA (action at 25 sec)

beer is love
beer is life

Depends on the beer
I like vodka and whiskey too

i could be a neet too but working in IT is fun

>IT
lucky guy, I am not into this stuff

russian supermarket
youtube.com/watch?v=p-TiirJZ7bc

>tfw my boss orders me to not sit so much at work
b-but i like my job

People do really silly things sometimes.
I troll some locals by telling them that there's a secret camera in elevators and that I can see people picking their noses.
I bet you get a good pay

кeк Бзжизжeк

yeah my base salary is quite good. i also get bonus pay for working overtime

uni grad or self-taught?

uni-grad + self-taught

uni didnt teach me much тбх

пшeчeк cьмeшeк, кaцaпэк хyячeк))))
omg a sushkot

Who Bzhdanislav here?

Is this a name or what

this is most common name in Poland are you a proxy or what?

>Not religious, godless atheists and perverts
nothing wrong with it. religion is for retards

Most common is, according to google, Jakub.
My name is Sławomir / Sławek (I love it, strong Slav name)

>Sławek
it's short for Vyacheslav here
youtube.com/watch?v=WfzMAhsp1pw

you learn something everyday
what's your name?

I'm Ivan "The Liberator"

>tfw slavthreads are alive
what did go right ?

fug :D

вaнькa-дypaчoк

we try to keep it comfy and don't throw shit at each other like bunch of apes in a zoo

What is it with both Slovenian and Croatian istria being leftist?

yeah seems like it

i was making slav thread a year ago and they used to die fast (((

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I remember it
we just have to keep posting
as an oldfag my favourite topic are commie-times cartoons, feels nostalgic

my fav are music threads

youtube.com/watch?v=fuPX8mjeb-E

Not slavic but listening to this atm
youtube.com/watch?v=5FlJYPBTyqU

Both have immigrants and Italian faggots there

Is Italian mafia a thing there?

щa coздaм пepeкaт пpo чeшких мpaзeй

фyк чeх pэпyблик

Чeхи пpocpaли нaм двe вoйны в 90e, хyй им

>Italian maffia

Is that even a thing in Italy except for the south and Sicily?

Kaj ti bo torba, če imaš kolo?

cyka blyad nostrovia!!!!

I don't know, thats why I am asking

>nastrovia
co ty suko bladziu jebany pierdolisz

rude desu

Not really. There are almost no Italians left after Ww2.

The leftism is present because Istria and Goriška were under Italian occupation between the world wars and they were experiencing fascism, anti-slavic sentiments, beatings and forced italianisation before the rest of Europe.

nostrovia*
Sorry. Did you mean na zdorovye?

do slavs like foreigners having slav guns?

yeah, that's what i meant, i only know how to say it not spell it

Their men are many things, but they're not pussies, just two-faced.

in Russian na zdorovye, in Polish na zdrovye

can you post a vocaroo? this is how my polish friend (second generation) says it vocaroo.com/i/s14eNlDMApgI

if you lads want to have fun post slav language on vocaroo and i will try to replicate with my hoser canadian accent

vocaroo.com/i/s1sdfKdRdvcQ
sorry for quality

sounds the same to me i just said it more excited right?

right
I have to change my mic, it's fucked

Only evil gangsters in Hollywood movies says Na zdorovie

Some Russians here told me that you say it this way, how is it really?

i have heard lots of polish immigrants say it

is the SKS and SVT common in slav land like it is in canada?

It's polish saying not russian

We say vashe zdorovie (your health) or nu, budem zdorovi (will healthy)

I always wondered why in American movies they say Na zdorovie and now I found answer

>vashe zdorovie
we can also say 'wasze / twoje zdrowie'
>nu, budem zdorovi
we don't use that but in Polish that would be 'no, bądźmy zdrowi' or something like that
>I always wondered why in American movies they say Na zdorovie and now I found answer
Yeah, they mixed us with you guys

fire guns are banned here

what? i thought you could own them there, i guess there's just a lot of people who own them illegally

i suppose that's why so many get exported here

you can buy SKS by the crate here for $200 a gun

It's time to create a new thread

only traumatic pistols with rubber bullets and hunting rifles are allowed here
This is AK converted to automatic carbine Saiga

people hunt here with SKS, SVT, Mosin, if they don't want to buy an expensive hunting rifle

thankyou soviets for making too many guns

>i guess there's just a lot of people who own them illegally
not a lot but still
youtube.com/watch?v=YMeb8tQdrmA

>It's time to create a new thread
New

russia make a lot too
kalashnikov.com/en/product/firearms/civilian/

thank you based BELARUSSIA

Half the world is shooting from slav guns