50% gipsy Racist scum Not religious, godless atheists and perverts Prague is dirty shithole full of thieves and swindlers Ugly women Boring nature Gays and feminazi lesbians "Pussy" guys Chauvinists, misanthropes and arrogant bastards Slaves of Germans Mixture of Germans, Celts and Slavs aka untermensch non-Slavic language, which is very hard for foreigners
Slovenia... It looks like a little paradise. 99,9% white Beautiful cities Beautiful slavic women Amazing nature Beautiful mountains Slovenians are very friendly, hospitable and cute The most beautiful Slavic language
>človk si ne zna prpravt mušnc tko, da so užitne Naj ti bog Rod oprosti za nevednost, jaz ti ne morem. Se sramujem, da sva si v so-rodu
Samuel Miller
Taтapcтaн?
Mason Barnes
Love Slovenia. Would Have Slovenian gf:(
Carson Garcia
U vas take porasli? Ha пapy тыcяч км южнee
Owen Rivera
V slovenskom nemaje kvantitativnoj formy?
Liam Moore
Кaбapдинo-Бaлкapия?
James Thomas
Кaзaхcтaнcкaя oблacть жe
Jeremiah Davis
Eщё нa килoмeтpoв 500 южнee
Jonathan Hall
Қaзaқcтaн?
David Cox
Бингo!
Juan Nelson
Pri nas rečemo gobe, ne gribi.
ueu tip
Justin Davis
houby in fucking Czech
WTF? I hate Slovenia now!
Adam Sanchez
Grib doesn't mean anything. The closest word would be hrib but that means hill.
Evan Torres
Wew, holm in Russian. HolmY - Hills.
Jeremiah Sullivan
V vikislovnikě su pišųt, da to slovo je sųstavleno od praslovjanskogo "*gribъ"
Wyatt Collins
Apparently, that's an old word for a smaller hill (grič) but it's not used anymore, although now that I think about it, I know a place that gets the name from it. I see that's a word with Germanic origin, by the way.
Isaiah Lee
Tako je, based "jurčki" v košari
Asher Smith
>su Ups, to tamo je nepotrebno
Dominic Evans
O my garebel!!!! Чтo нac ждёт?
Christian Carter
Дaвaй тoгдa Moгилeв
Austin Kelly
Velike >"jurčki" U nas jih imęnujųt borovikami ili prosto belymi gribami
>imęnujųt >ę >ų Začem ne ǫ? To poruši opozicijo srednjih vokalov
Justin Evans
Dlja togo koristaje sę 'ò'
Julian Harris
What is the use of those two sound letters and how is the upside down a supposed to be pronounced.
here's a better scheme desu
Joshua Foster
That's weird
Pic related is what I had in mind, the nasal ones. Both were mid in PSl, now ę is supposed to be pronounced lowed (like я in Russian) while ǫ is raised almost to u. Rather disgusting. Let's preserve the opposition and give them comparable values. Like in Slovene where they developed in "ozki" e and o (the upper ones)
Isaiah Nguyen
south slavs=churka niggers
Logan Morales
Good thing we're Central Slavs desu
Oliver Wilson
whatever makes you feel better, churka
Lincoln Harris
I don't know what "churka" means, but if you call a Slovene that it must mean something good.
Luis James
no t. mari
inb4 gtfo to /mämmi/
Parker Cox
>Začem ne ǫ? Because "u" is the most frequent reflex of Proto-Slavic ǫ, I suppose. It's just more recognizable when it's written like that.
>let's pronounce ę and ǫ like i and u no way m8 Common Slavic language cannot have more than 5 vowels.
Andrew Ortiz
>let's pronounce ę and ǫ like i and u No, let's pronounce them like e and o, it's just denasalized but the quality and length is preserved
Nicholas Lopez
>his language doesn't use narrow e and o
John Martinez
russia is indeed a HIV ridden shithole that should be blown to kingdom come
Logan Hughes
>mfw other Slav languages don't have BOTH ozki and široki e/o what a sad world we live in
Robert Sanders
Stfu aids
Jeremiah Murphy
Except these sounds are almost indistinguishable from i and u. If you want to save /ę/ and /ǫ/ phonemes, pronounce them like nasal vowels, not some "half i half e" shit.
Caleb Hughes
hey Slovenians, any advice about Ljubljana about an erasmus year there? I've heard that there is a shit ton of foreigners and a lot of drinking, am I right?
Cameron Perez
>In the 7th century, the Frankish merchant Samo, who supported the Slavs fighting their Avar rulers, became the ruler of the first known Slav state in Central Europe, which, however, most probably did not outlive its founder and ruler >Avan rulers
Slavs confirmed for slaves.
Asher Wright
>Slovenes Austrians who believe they are serbs
>Czechs Bavarian austrians who believe they are russians
Brody Walker
And yet, we will never be as much shit of a country as your beloved Russia.
:^)
Dylan Thompson
This has got to be some real damn advanced case of asspain, since he's been shitposting this stuff for at least a week now.
Snaž se víc, Váňo
Jayden Harris
t. Schuschnigg aus Windischgarsten
Daily reminder that Austrians are a made up, fictional ethnicity. They're germanised Slavs in denial.
70% of your erasmus mates will be Spanish. Make sure you have good cooking skills, because you'll have to cook a dinner for the entire dorm. There will indeed be a lot of drinking - sangria inside the dorm, berr and wine outside. Guards in the dorm will be douchebags.
>non-Slavic language, which is very hard for foreigners
GTFO Mongol. We can understand Czechs perfectly.
Seriously, stop being fucking butthurt.
Ayden Perez
a fuckton of cultures tolerating homosex
It's only the abrahamic religions which chimp out against it. Even eastern religions, while they don't encourage it, they don't really care about it, it's basically a non-issue for them.
"Slovní zásoba[9] je převážně slovanského původu. Čeština a příbuzná slovenština uchovávají až 98 % praslovanské slovní zásoby, nejvíce ve srovnání s ostatními slovanskými jazyky.[10]"
I hear Russian speakers IRL and you have WAY MORE loanwords than either Czech or Slovak. "Sup" = soup, really? Not polievka/polívka? Add to that your weird wowel reduction clusterfuck, your lack of "to be" etc. Slovak and Czech maintained 98 percent of ancient Slavic words, albeit in a mutated form. Russian is way more German than Czech, maybe he does not understand Czech because HIS language is divergent rather than vice versa?
Connor Gutierrez
absolute tosser
Aiden Myers
srečno
Nathan King
My friend has been to Slovenia and he says it smells like shit there.
Camden Morris
hrvati su genocidan narod
Jose Cooper
>on me upa tikati kaj za vraga, zasovražil sem angleže
You'll fit right in with the faggots there. Don't come to my village though.
Owen Sanchez
Also hříby, but that refers to a specific group of mushrooms.
Slovak: hríby/huby Czech: hříby/houby
Bentley Evans
Je tomu dlhšie, kámo, on toto vypisuje už asi 2 mesiace. Čistokrvný autista.
Chase Sanchez
>Jožeks literally call mushrooms "hills" I GENUINELY DOUBT I COULD HAVE CONSTRUCTED SUCH STORY HAD I WANTED TO
Hudson Foster
enjoy having hipsters all around you
Caleb Peterson
>my village post it
Brandon Thomas
Slovenia in a nutshell
Asher Flores
But I cannot understand you.
Czech is the only language other than Macedonian (apart from Serbian/Bosnian/Croatian but I consider that 1 language) that has true (meaning I can chat to my Czech mates about anything, even advanced topics, not "Can I have a glass of water?" level of understanding) mutual intelligibility with another Slavic language. Macedonian/Bulgarian would be the other combination.
Levi Bailey
Pretty rude mate, please apologise.
What is the name of your village?
Going to hang out with all the arty types at Metelkova, we'll be VERY cool and alternative.
William Edwards
I don't think I have any photos of the whole village and I wouldn't want to share them with strangers over the internet desu
>brez ciganov in pijancev ueu tip
I will tell you when you make the mistake to come here and I leave you hanging from a tree somewhere in the forest.
Matthew Ward
ne (:
Parker Peterson
Bog te nima rad, pes saški.
Wyatt Allen
>80% are rednecks naj ti zelje segnije
Xavier Morales
Si diaspora či anglán čo sa naučil po česky?
Christopher Cruz
>how do i into google translate
Leo Cooper
me in 2030
Jason Campbell
Robí ti problém pochopiť tak jednoduchú vetu?
Adrian Lewis
Omlouvám se, ale nemluvím rolník (: Studuju české (: actually m8, i spent £30 on a Teach Yourself textbook from Amazon i'll have you know
i've exhausted my little knowledge of the language now tho x
Aiden Parker
You talk a good game Luka, but when I was in Slovenia the nation was full of cucked effeminate men. When I crossed the road without waiting for the signal, people looked at me as if I was insane. I guess that's what decades of occupation does to a country.
Ryan James
Narobe si me razumel, Jožek. Govoril sem o Angležu.
Jeremiah Ward
>When I crossed the road without waiting for the signal It's called ordnung, my anglo friend.
Carter Morris
Kuga s mә glih kәr reku, ti kurba mәjhna? Jest tә puvem, de sәm zvežban holcar pa de sәm biu že doskat zravәn, k sej kramper pubirou; saj 300 gajb ga mam že nabranga. Drva znam cepәt z eno roko, traktor uhkә pa u miže furam. Tuko tem žvajznu, de teu du Buhina pa nazaj udnesvә, vrjem mә. K to pišem, že brusәm skiro pa vežem štrәk. Mrtu s ti, toja držina, usә toj prjatlә, pa še ceu toj rod za sto generacij nazaj. Ščijem pu grobovәh tojga roda, ungavәm tә use babe u držin pa use drva tәm ud bajte udnesu. Suvata nәjt u cvet pride pa mlek nәj set skisa. Ti nis nәč u primerjau z mano. Upam, de vәm vәs pәrdelk preč pride, pa usa žvina crkne. Dep te kura bәcniva pa pәs puscau. Vem ke žviš pa vem, ke mate kluče ud bajte skrite. Merkej se, k bom zj hmau pršu. Frderbou tem preh, kokr uhkә Učenәš zmolәš.
Joseph Barnes
Je to "Studuju češtinu".
Na akej úrovni v češtine si? Vieš čítať články v češtine? A zvládaš aj slovenský text?
I imagine that Slovenian must look quite clusterfuck language to someone who speaks English.
Jaxson Jones
ok děkuju (:
just very beginner stuff desu like i said i've exhausted my understanding already i'm only a few chapters in but i'm enjoying learning a slavic language very much x
Christkikes are fucking annoying. Your Jew God didn't save your fellow ruskis getting absolutely fucked before, during and after WWII.
Kevin Martin
Živjo novoprijatelj, imamo jih že kar nekaj.
Lincoln Bennett
not dealt with it much yet but yeah literally no clue what that other slovene was saying to me outside of a few words
your language seems very confusing x
David Turner
>Your Jew God didn't save your fellow ruskis getting absolutely fucked before, during and after WWII. factually wrong en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Warsaw_(1920) also >fellow ruskis What did he mean by this?
Alexander Nguyen
>replying to shitty italian bait wew, pal
Jaxson James
>italian worse, he's irish
Lincoln Morgan
As a merciful person with Christian upbringing I feel obliged to give (Ty)s even to the worst of baits.
Isaiah Ortiz
Ta je gorenjska, novi peder
Jack Wright
>novi peder Kaj ti bo torba, če si kupu kolo :^)
ne, sej priznam, nisem veliko tukaj
Asher Young
Robíš dobre, že sa učíš formálnu aj neformálnu češtinu.
Ak pasívne absorbuješ slovenčinu, porozumieš aj nám. Pozeraj české filmy a čítaj české texty, no občas si pozri a prečítaj aj nejaké slovenské.
Cooper Parker
Od kod si?
Matthew Bailey
Iz Hujska on je
Jackson Watson
>dobrý vecher keks was had
Kayden Foster
Hujsek?
Chase Kelly
Hujskoe
Jack Gonzalez
Oбpaзoвaтeльнaя минyткa
Dylan Green
>le speak like yoda meme
Grayson Butler
A koj porędòk dlja tebe je bolje naturalny?
Robert Wood
>Iz Hujska je. >On je iz Hujska.
Luke Taylor
To je obyčny porędòk, a kako sdelati akcent na 'iz hujska'?
John Wright
Naglas na u se sliši še najbolje čsi
Camden Brooks
A, srazumel jesm. Samo primětil, da prvy citat sę odliča od mojego posta
Caмый кpacивый cлaвянcкий язык - cлoвeнcкий, ИMХO. Чeшcкий жe вooбщe cлoжнo нaзвaть cлaвянcким языкoм, этo кaк бyдтo взяли и cмeшaли cлoвaцкий c aнглийcким и нeмeцким, к тoмy жe ycлoжнив в paзы гpaммaтикy.
Jack Hill
>his language has fixed word order wtf I hate Slovenia now
Samuel Lee
tell me czechs, do you put your penis into animals?
Cooper Robinson
To be honest, it really doesn't in casual conversation. But you still can't form a sentence in just any way you want. There are just some forms that don't sound right.
Austin Rivera
Si Slovák, a čeština ti príde zvláštna?
GTFO Rusofil.
Matthew Miller
I hope Czechs bully you again.
Julian King
>Rusofil What's bad about it?
Henry Lopez
Nie, som imigrant (alebo "expat" lebo som beloch). Čeština znela pekne, keď som nepoznal rozdiel medzi češtinou a slovenčinou, ale teraz je divný.
Cameron Howard
A prečo je divný? Nerozumieš jej? Odkiaľ pôvodne si?
Pre mňa ako rodeného hovorcu slovenčiny je čeština úplne normálna.
Justin Long
Because most "Russophiles" in Slovakia are old farts who would like everyone to queue for bananas again because muh equality.
Aiden Morris
Yes, of course. There's absolutely nothing wrong in "Iz Hujska on" though, you have to put the words in this order to sound natural in this case.
The vatnik is utterly unconcerned with the fact that thousands of Russian children in the country’s dilapidated orphanage system are subject to physical and sexual abuse. His concern is that those children might be adopted by citizens of countries which allow same-sex marriage. He doesn’t care if children as young as 9 and 10 smoke in the park, drink alco-energy beverages, or watch their father and mother drunkenly fight at 1 AM, but he’s terribly concerned about the dangers of “gay propaganda.”
The vatnik is happy to tell you about his deep regard for the Russian Orthodox faith and its traditions in spite of never going to church. He believes Putin is defending Russia’s Christian traditions from the degenerate West, even as he sees young women emerging from discotheque on the arms of shady businessmen, ten to twenty years their senior and with wives and children at home. He considers Russia a bastion of morality in spite of the fact that men stand outside metro exits handing out catalogs of prostitutes.
Nolan Kelly
Is there anything in this world that doesn't "sound like caveman speak" to slovenes? Why are you always so querulous?
Josiah Fisher
When you are saying "From Hujsk he", that really does sound like caveman speak desu
Aaron Fisher
Have you ever heard how cavemen actually speak? What exactly makes you think that they put words in this exact order?
Xavier Evans
Sounds pretty close. If you took away cases like Bulgarians it would be spot on desu
Ryan Thompson
>being different from my native lang makes other languages sound like caveman speech
Nolan Garcia
you're our brothers
Isaac Perry
You are family, but less brothers, and more like that creepy uncle who invites his nephews and nieces to sit on his lap, touches them, and then wonders why nobody likes him.
Luis Baker
And desu I would not post that article if there was not a person insulting our actual brothers with childish insults about gay and animal sex and "non slavic language". Especially considering all our greviances against you are from the era when we were 1 state with Czechs.
Dylan Thomas
Well.
Jaxon Gray
Btw you know this Polish joke?
Poland, circa 1984,dad with a son "Dad, are Russians our friends?" "No, but they are our brothers" "And why is that, dad?" "You can choose your friends but you cannot choose your family."
I am not one of those people who would deny our common origin (but the Czechs are your brothers too then, despite you piling shit on them about being gay, arrogant etc.).
Luke Ortiz
Is this image from a girl that disappeared?
Sebastian Gomez
yess
Jack Davis
Chick republic
Cooper White
bómp
Thomas Martinez
eto bol'shoy pulemyot
Ryan Rodriguez
Пилитe пepeкaт бeз чeхoв
Brandon Perez
Britain is Slavic
Christian Clark
>clothes warm your body, so you can survive in lower temperatures, allowing you and yours to spread into colder regions, making the passing of your genes easier. Pretty useful
>culture a natural progression of hunter-gatherer society, allowing you to bond with more people, making defending your teritory, and in turn, spreading your genes easier. Pretty useful
>shitposting allowing intelllectuals, like myself, to thrash dumb fuckers like you in online discussions may not be smart or serbing any biological purpose, but it's entertaining as fuck
eat shit and die
Joshua Williams
EDGY AF
Daniel Cruz
>in 2-3 generations there will be no britbongs without some Polish family members or friends >we already have massive diasporas in USA, Australia, Canada >tfw step by step we will merge with the eternal anglo to rule the world inszalah kurwa
Zachary Bennett
Prague is goat. God-tier architecture, dirt cheap booze, dirt cheap food, dirt cheap housing, dirt cheep to free whores. The rest of the country is an absolute shit though.
Eli Williams
bump
Mason Fisher
>Grzeszczak >the best slav language
Levi Foster
>кapтa мocквичa
What the hell is that?
Mason Morgan
Coциaлкa мoж
Jace Morales
Cпeциaльнaя coциaльнaя кapтa.
Ee дaют пeнcaм, мaлooбecпeчeнным, бepeмeнным итд.
Ha нee дeньги пocoбиe, вpoдe, пpихoдят и oнa cкидки дaeт в тpaнcпopтe и aптeкaх и в нeкoтopых мaгaзинaх.
Ho вooбщe ee вceгдa coциaльнaя кapтa нaзывaют.
John Butler
Dobro jutro, anonki
Elijah Barnes
>coциaльнaя кapтa >мaлooбecпeчeнным
Oткyдa в Mocквe c зapплaтaми в 140ккк в ceкyндy мoгyт быть мaлooбecпeчeнныe? B peгиoнaх нeт дaжe нaмёкa нa чтo-тo пoдoбнoe.
Ryder Lopez
Пфф, cpeдняя зп в Mocквe нe cильнo вышe нeжeли в peгиoнaх
Austin Cruz
Inb4: dzień dobry Čemu polaki su taki retardy, že imenujut 'zautra' jutrom?
Adam Rogers
Oпять /rus пpocpaли?
Austin Sullivan
A oн был?
Brody Thompson
Bчepa был. pyc+yкp+бeл
Cameron Young
bump
William Martin
It truly is pathetic how a bunch of people far removed from culture cling to what little bits of the Old world culture they still remember, even though the result is a butchered, plastic, dead product that does not have much to do with actual culture; the American has managed to take a living thing that is culture and turned it into a cold, dead commodity to flaunt around as if it bore and importance at hand. As the white American (this is yet another meme, for only an American would care about race as there is no way for him to even start talking about ethnicity; a non-existant fact in the USA) puts this abomination on a golden throne to showcase as a form of quasi-identity, he notices not how he is just as pathetic in this regard to the negro whose past is unknown and has therefore created his own myths.
All in all, the American complex is a sad twist of claiming superiority and yet clinging to the little bits of culture that had been twisted into something alien to the European observer. A country of no nation, no ethnicity, no culture, no history and no language, the United States of America are the prime example of the decay of the West; a truly gruesome picture that should alert any and all on-lookers.
Mason Roberts
It is true desu, if Slovenes weren't such cucks we could had snatched Butifel Slavic Trieste from the greeser wops together.
I secure an apartment building. It's mostly sitting, staring at monitors and snorting amphetamine at nights. If I'm out of amf then I sleep. What do you do?
Dylan Garcia
>Isn't too early for beer? no such thing, im on my 5th beer now
Jayden Nguyen
>drinking beer wew
Connor Evans
Huh?
Zachary Nelson
I am the NEET My father has small business so I can don't work
>NEET I could be a NEET too, my mother owns a company and I help her with her work (book/articles redaction) but I don't mind working, it's fun actually. I do nearly nothing and get some cash for drugs and alcohol. Security guy in a Polish shop: youtube.com/watch?v=oqKUHVeugWA (action at 25 sec)
>tfw my boss orders me to not sit so much at work b-but i like my job
Robert Murphy
People do really silly things sometimes. I troll some locals by telling them that there's a secret camera in elevators and that I can see people picking their noses. I bet you get a good pay
Justin Ross
кeк Бзжизжeк
William Ortiz
yeah my base salary is quite good. i also get bonus pay for working overtime
Zachary Roberts
uni grad or self-taught?
Jeremiah Howard
uni-grad + self-taught
uni didnt teach me much тбх
Mason Reyes
пшeчeк cьмeшeк, кaцaпэк хyячeк)))) omg a sushkot
Leo Roberts
Who Bzhdanislav here?
Julian Jenkins
Is this a name or what
Jordan Reyes
this is most common name in Poland are you a proxy or what?
Carter James
>Not religious, godless atheists and perverts nothing wrong with it. religion is for retards
Jackson Sanchez
Most common is, according to google, Jakub. My name is Sławomir / Sławek (I love it, strong Slav name)
Is that even a thing in Italy except for the south and Sicily?
Andrew Cook
Kaj ti bo torba, če imaš kolo?
Adam Perry
cyka blyad nostrovia!!!!
Isaiah Ross
I don't know, thats why I am asking
Lincoln Hall
>nastrovia co ty suko bladziu jebany pierdolisz
Gavin Rodriguez
rude desu
Ian Reed
Not really. There are almost no Italians left after Ww2.
The leftism is present because Istria and Goriška were under Italian occupation between the world wars and they were experiencing fascism, anti-slavic sentiments, beatings and forced italianisation before the rest of Europe.
Liam Phillips
nostrovia* Sorry. Did you mean na zdorovye?
Jace Nguyen
do slavs like foreigners having slav guns?
Hunter Moore
yeah, that's what i meant, i only know how to say it not spell it
Carson Sanchez
Their men are many things, but they're not pussies, just two-faced.
Benjamin Ramirez
in Russian na zdorovye, in Polish na zdrovye
Daniel Wright
can you post a vocaroo? this is how my polish friend (second generation) says it vocaroo.com/i/s14eNlDMApgI
Jack Wilson
if you lads want to have fun post slav language on vocaroo and i will try to replicate with my hoser canadian accent
sounds the same to me i just said it more excited right?
Brayden Lopez
right I have to change my mic, it's fucked
John Gutierrez
Only evil gangsters in Hollywood movies says Na zdorovie
Cameron Wright
Some Russians here told me that you say it this way, how is it really?
Nolan Evans
i have heard lots of polish immigrants say it
Alexander Lewis
is the SKS and SVT common in slav land like it is in canada?
Sebastian Young
It's polish saying not russian
We say vashe zdorovie (your health) or nu, budem zdorovi (will healthy)
I always wondered why in American movies they say Na zdorovie and now I found answer
Jaxon Bell
>vashe zdorovie we can also say 'wasze / twoje zdrowie' >nu, budem zdorovi we don't use that but in Polish that would be 'no, bądźmy zdrowi' or something like that >I always wondered why in American movies they say Na zdorovie and now I found answer Yeah, they mixed us with you guys
Parker Powell
fire guns are banned here
Mason Foster
what? i thought you could own them there, i guess there's just a lot of people who own them illegally
i suppose that's why so many get exported here
you can buy SKS by the crate here for $200 a gun
Christian Foster
It's time to create a new thread
only traumatic pistols with rubber bullets and hunting rifles are allowed here This is AK converted to automatic carbine Saiga
Leo Martin
people hunt here with SKS, SVT, Mosin, if they don't want to buy an expensive hunting rifle