/brit/

Operation Biting edition

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korean pop

working out the brain this morning.. hmm

>You got me sacked. And now I'm having to yank meself off around the clock 'cause I'm not getting proper sex with girls!

annie

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>When will the naysayers stop naying and instead be positive and forward looking towards a bright Brexit future?

post sombrero

why the fuck do people feel like theyre obligated to be sociable?

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well good morning

The MI6 is here

Ay ay ay post chimichangas por favor

In certain situations you are such as at a private party or family gathering and it certainly helps make work a lot more tolerable if you actually socialize with your coworkers rather than remain the weird quiet guy

Because they are.

I unironically use /brit/ to practise my small talk

haha that's interesting

*walks away and talks to someone else*

Wedding is cancelled after bride-to-be is filmed passionately kissing man 'she had just met' on her hen do

>Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, Jack - that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie

Kanna

I woke up today wishing I was someone else

I only socialize if i enjoy it. I'm not other peoples entertainment unit

Gai chinese

Feel very sad. Why does nobody like me?

Ha, doesn't know what he's missing
*goes back to awkwardly humming whilst scuffing the carpet*

The fat ChicANO

me about to get my first blowie

ColombiANUS

Would you like a lucozade?

8mg etiz up the turd tunnel
drivingon benzos is cool right?

Are you meeting at your place or his?

He thinks I'm Columbian :O

Fatty hahaha

*colombian

will you be using this trip for an extended period of time?

no

Donkey shagger

That would be wonderful la'

Cheers x

laughing at how sargon thought he was 'in' with the alt-right and now they have turned on him

Where has the rapist been?

>following drivel in the first place

Fat virgin

CULOmbian

this map finally settles who's white and who isn't

second
snap

fucking bus strikes reee

Mexifat

based white niger

>that coonskin cap on the wall

Gets me everytime

why is that bit in the middle of africa whiter than us

brexit lads

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>filename

you need to go back

i don't think my fellow yanks realize the gravity of the clinton scandals

haha look at this cunt

*king hits you*

big get on Cred Forums coming up

Did that guy turn up and confess all yesterday?

no but they voted to hold a different guy in contempt of congress

thanks for the tip sparky

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goodnight benders

it already has 100+ replies

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youtube.com/watch?v=mnUbXOeJaKI

all me

Illuminati confirmed

Hillary has been replaced with a body double

epic get FTW

>less replies than

Lame

It only just happened m8, people are still replying.

newfriends cant into crossboard posting

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No, you don't get to delete it and act like you didn't fuck up

You live with your shame

Greece btfo

s-shut up i'm tired

somewhere in straya a bogan just died from (You) overdose

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

shut UP

bbc.co.uk/news/health-37438767
>Tribunal say that period pain should be considered a disability

getting the daily varg vikernas in

maisie and cara

>thinks eastern european women are traditional

bluepilled as fuck

Hello !

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did Cred Forums fuck up lichposter's flag

ah yes mhm but they definitely deserve to be paid the same uh huh

>smoking a cigarette outside is the highlight of my day

where did it go so wrong

someone explain to me how women deserve equal pay?

really made me think tbqh

How do you get over Geneva being so boring?
The most disappointing place on the planet.

>left wing women are whores
who's surprised

No, im in switzerland... Its easy to accidentally cross the border

As long as it's you taking a smoke break at work and not just leaving your basement for the first time in a while I'd say there's no problem with that

equal pay for equal work

might claim I'm transgender and experiencing phantom period pains to get free days off work

it's the second one

regeneration of ipswitch town centre lads

hes like a right wing sjw
no arguing with him, either you believe him or he calls you an idiot

shitlord
stop planning to appropriate phantom pains

It's not equal work though, they work 3/4 as many weeks because they need to be off whilst bleeding

I am a brave woman of colour, how dare you marginalise my experiences

what is the difference really
the highlight of his day is still having a fucking cigarette

GUYS HELP ME THEY ARE FOLLOWING !

*hides

you can't just take days off willy-nilly, I thought? It must come out of their overall holiday days

The fucker that decided that hasn't worked at my job where the woman are always off because 'period' pains.

Fucking lazy cows.

At least if you're working you're getting paid and have something to put on your CV should you look for a change of employer

My old manager got 3 days off a month as special sick leave for "migraines". They happened every month, same time.

She didn't have to take holiday or get shat on for excessive sick leave. Just bonus days off for being a woman and not wanting to be in work on those days.

Hope they weren't paid days off

I'm a black male trans
Fuck you and your woman of colour. I'm lower on the privilege ladder.
I can call any cunt a cunt and everyone will agree.
cunt

They obviously were.

youtu.be/f2syVjCX1f0?t=181

and people wonder why black people get shot

>14 minutes video
shan't be watching that

desu I normally support the police in these situations, but they were taking the piss there

there was a big furore here because the word got out that guys in offices were using apps to know when to avoid female colleagues who get super bad PMS by tracking when they are ovulating haha.

>use PMS as an excuse to act like a mega cunt
>get upset that guys use technology to know when to avoid easily mitigated shitstorms over nothing

you fucking what?

copy paste the link you fucking newfag

MEDIC

>little kid acting like a kid
>cuff hands behind her back without even removing backpack and push her into a wall

HOWLING that the alt-right trolled Sargon into posting gay interracial porn all over his timeline.

hey boys

Anne

>girl starts riding away from a crime she committed
>cops try to stop
>she actively starts resisting

what do you expect to cops to do, ask her nicely to stop fleeing?

what the actual fuck

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3802351/Calais-aid-workers-regularly-having-SEX-migrants-Jungle-camp-FEMALE-charity-helpers-likely-sleep-refugee.html

i thought it was just a meme

Ah yes, took three grown men to stop a skinny little girl from "fleeing"

found a belter of a video lads
will share it with you in a moment

>lefties

1. It is, Daily Mail exaggerate everything

2. They're leftists so sex with anything or anyone is near meaningless

What?

When they want fun let them desu

Or do you brits dont care enough for your woman o.o

exactly, that's how they're trained to restrain someone you fucking mong

If Brit police had to deal with the shit yank police had to, they'd be exactly the same.
Their behaviour is the result of their environment.
Every encounter could be some fucker packing a gun planning to wipe one of them out. It happens.
If they could walk around without gunbs and gently persuade folk not to jaywalk occasionally don't you think they'd choose that?
America is a fucked up place.

why does it take so long for me to douche?

it's just never ending to get clean

the moment you start resisting even slightly, you're going to be fucked up. that's pretty much the drill for any police force.

gross

you're gross

here

this desu
I've seen enough videos of coppers in America get shot point blank by a suspect hiding a gun because they didnt use a tonne of force to restrain them

>tfw london police probably have to deal with that shit.

please don't say that

you're one of my favourite posters

>Challenging the political establishment is stupid. Smart people believe the MSM and vote how they are told.

just found this zinger of a comment hahahahhahahahha

Why is gross disgusting in America?
Back when I did level 2 French gross meant big.

and?

quidditchuk.org/

groß is large in German too

does NOT get much runtier than this, as far as sports go

gross douche land

Does JK get a cut of the profits?

update: the person who posted it is german

Tummy's starting to do a nervous about this interivew lads. Doesn't even start for another 4 hours.

just a ruse

>that one lad with a pooey colon

CC's > doritos

need a shower
hate showers
send help

you're fun

>what sports do you play?
>I play quidditch

>More than half the people who backed Labour in the last general election and then voted to leave the EU have now abandoned their support for the party according to a new poll.

literally me

supermarket own brand > the rest

*throws you into a canal*

thanks mate

Im mentally with you user

Just...let it happen. It will be over soon

Even the PSNI don't deal with that shit and their our permanently armed regional police force.
A drunk irate Orangeman with a half empty bottle of buckfast pales in comparison to a black lad eyeballing you with his jeans hanging off his arse held up only by a peculiar shooty shaped object down the crack.

yeah nah supermarket brand food is generally pov tier rubbish over here

righto billionaire

pooing

they're*

Considering asking my mum to put together a fake reference to cover the last 5 years of NEET life.

check out my new hat /brit/

#imwithher

i said generally!

i still buy woolies milk because it's like $3 cheaper than the other brands and apparently they actually buy it off farmers for a decent price then sell it at a loss to get people in their store.

just got back from switzerland

was ok

she's cute, 2bh

that's me

"Goddamnit son, why couldn't you just be normal"

wearing odd socks today since it's friday :3

kotaku.com/oculus-rift-founder-funding-trump-shitposters-1786977098


>that article title
>modern day """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""JOURNALISM""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

You're cute, lad

got my airmax and trackies on desu

She has a good brain too.
Hats are amazing though.

PLEASE do not hit on me

god men are such jerks

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grim

whats the problem :)?

doxed :)

train-wanker loves his airmax!!!

not sure why that went sideways tbqh

"le footy lad look"

how contrived! sad!

such a runt

@65243139

The mark of a complete and utter bellend

she's brown you blind cunt

>skinny trackies

bet they are drop crotch too

bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-37437316

Why do people feel the need to complain about literally everything

I actually am good at football but my knee is fucked so I cant play anymore

I j-just want to fit in ;_;

literally nothing more cancerous than the current breed of edge tier youtubers

i.e h3h3, filthy frank, idubbztv, leafy, keemstar and those two british runts.

absolutely digsusting.

Quite funny how they're always at each others throats but basically the same.

>I actually am good at football but my knee is fucked so I cant play anymore

Never heard that one before

@65243220

>knowing who these are

runt life.

ahh yes

did you have trials at west ham?

I'm not good enough to go pro or anything but I was on my uni first team

global rule 2

need a sleep

yeah it's fucking pathetic. I almost hate them more than uniLAD and theLADbible but not quite as much.

>y-yes officer he stole my pension book. w-what was he wearing? womans leggings and sports direct nikes

grimbsy town fc desu

i miss back when it was nigahiga and smosh and, to a lesser extent, fred

I think I despite cultural appropriation above all SJW complaints. More so than privilege and trigger warnings.

It's just segregation for millennials but they think it's progressive

>sports direct nikes
I'd heem you if you said that to me irl

Had a can of fake pringles for lunch.

Someone just euthanise me.

is it normal to bleed out of my arse?

Uganda be kidding me

>Margot Robbie saying "Margot Robbie deserves a tongue punch in the fart box" on TV
wew

yeah lad nothing to worry about

would not like to be a white person in yankland at the moment

>americans don't wear school uniforms

runts

2nd most normal thing to come out of your arse desu

have you ever been there?

bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37431917

Quiz of the week's news. Prove you aren't an uninformed pleb

>tfw got 4/7

Looking forward to when they pull all the Jesus costumes off the internet because Jesus is a spiritual guide to white people.

That's how this works, right?

So woman's leggings is fine?
You fruit.
You'd get knocked down lad.

Ah yes, the famous English '''''CHIPS'''"

Swallowed a pound coin about a week ago lads and it still hasn't passed, should I be worried?

yeah went to florida twice there was way too many black people

got 6/7 you uninformed lout

Think of it as an investment

5/7

5/7
get FUCKED

Wait I thought you were black?

>London Chips
>Pizza flavoured

Fucking hell Africa get your act together

i assume you're talking about BLM

don't worry, the police and national guard keeps them confined to their inner city ghettos. and even if they managed to spread outside the cities, i would be one of the first people in line to join the Guard and help stop them

Just because he's from Bradford doesn't mean he's black, you racist

>why yes I did move to a third world shithole in Africa to """""""""""SEE THE WORLD""""""""""" and broaden my horizons

only NEETs and journalists have time to keep up with the news

eating some neapolitan ice cream as we speak

seen that video of a mob randomly attacking a white man in a car park?

He's there noncing kids 2bh, think of him as thailad with a black fetish

my semen smells mushroomy

yes, that naive dumbass shouldn't have been there

>Oxford
>beaten in every subject by either Cambridge, LSE or Imperial
>"best" uni in the world

must be fucking mental to be Scottish or Welsh and know that every time someone mentions the UK they mean England

Here on the taxpayers dime 2bh.

Thank you all for financing my little taste of London.

I'm a bus wanker this morning, the single mother at the has winked at me a couple of times so can't all be bad.

Not the fault of the English that everything culturally relevant to come out of the UK is English.

anyone lost £20 on the footpath behind morrisons in exmoor?

found it this morning

twitter.com/Cred Forums/status/779056333249142784

What did he do?

me, gib

yeh

What are you doing in Uganda lad

Another public transport runt in need of a good beating.

caramel coloured child i assume?

> I disagree but I have problems expressing myself so I'll post a fat cunt in a fedora instead

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deleting Cred Forums on Sunday and handing over control of the site to a mod because they better understand the users.

He's going to put this site out of business

i was lying i don't even live in exmoor

i just wanted to expose you all - lying frauds!!

it is 50 of the 60 million people in the UK

fug :D

bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37426648

fuckin ell crikey lads!

I hate you all but I don't know what I'd do without you

Please don't go

where do we go if Cred Forums shuts down

britfags? reddit?

isnt that the faggot who owns somethingawful?

everyone knows it's 'wink once for yes, twice for no'

she isn't interested

Yeah

>buy a website
>Shut it down

hmm no

I think things will remain the same

found a spider in my slippers last week 2bh, just a little one tho
bit scary 2bh, going to have to start putting them in a container I think

Forum on motherless

Uganda be kidding me

had a joocy account on there a few years ago

got millions of video views

Uganda be kidding me
Uganda be kidding me

once for no
twice for yes
three for I'm having a stroke

>found a spider in my slippers last week 2bh, just a little one tho
>bit scary 2bh, going to have to start putting them in a container I think

You'd be wrong, sunshine

Some people would try to keep the Cred Forums """community""" going on another site but eventually it would all collapse and people would disperse to various other forums and chans 2bh

Nah, it's fine, culturally there isn't much difference between us. We like football, pubs and moaning. We have similar fashions, Only difference is in Scotland we're a bit more left, and we have a chinese immigrant problem as opposed to pakis.

That's a name I've not heard in a long time

question

how is wales taking credit for something england does any different from a person from devon taking credit for a yorkshiremans accomplishment?

Tim's been evicted lads


feel awful for the nutter

>le footy lad look

hmm...

different countries

No idea mate. Just trying to offend the Scots 2bqh

I don't think it's real anyway.
boards.Cred Forums.org/qa/thread/690880/why-arent-any-of-you-talking-about-this-Cred Forums-has

no?

Wales is more like a state 2bh, calling it a country at this point is a bit silly

Don't really care, since in return every time people are shitting on the UK (England) we can join in. Best of both worlds, really.

>Media at HUDDERSFIELD """""""""""""""""""""""""""SU"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Don't tell the taffs that.

They get very upset.

Elaborate Thailad.
Can't click that.

Bit ironic coming from mr prison island.

i thought he was being evicted early october haha

classic tim the madman

A consequence of living up north.

how old is Thailad?


i'm 24, 25 in a couple months. wonder if i'm the oldest here

so Wales is the Texas of the UK?

Doesn't make much sense la

if I had a hammer

>Welsh nationalism

The comments on that website are littered with people who sound like they're on that shit reddit says subreddit. Total unirionic nutters.

Kotaku is just as bad as it ever was.

>bullying the welsh

they're literately you're oldest allies that's caused the least trouble

no that's scotland

wales is the

>i'm 24, 25 in a couple months. wonder if i'm the oldest here

You'e not.

I don't think the Welsh care about anything.

I'm not serious, the Welsh don't cause any trouble.

I think it was just twitter tricky/a joke. Not exactly sure though tbf, nobody is taking it as seriously as they should if it were real in either case.
This was just some inspect element bullshit and he made up the part about Cred Forums.
26

it's just banter mate

jeans for genes day today lads.

what you wearing?

>I'm the oldest here
I'm 30 so I doubt it, and I feel their is probably older.

t. Gethllwyn Jones

Some guy posting in britfeel a while back was 39

you're not going to have many friends left, you'd best make the most of it

I like the welsh lad, they seem like a nice people and the countryside is good. It's that their refusal to just admit they're part of England itself at this point is a bit embarrassing

>25
>old

>39

lmao

Gonna be a madman and roll my sleeves up at an interview tomorrow.

alri grandad

will the bankers still get bonuses after brexit?

>not just committing all the way and raping the interview/s
Mate....

yes

though the bankers will be in a different country

Do it just before you shake their hand
Intimidation tactics

half the people in this thread who call you a cuck can't remember 9/11

Age is but a number

>yes

bless, don't even know what we'd do without banker bonuses x

It was just a week or so ago lad, don't think anyone here has dementia

>there are British children who's PARENTS weren't born when 9/11 happened

We as a nation are disgusting

It's a ruse brother.
Our samurai moot has no intention of selling us. He owns every other chan.
>It is new owner
Biphasic.

why, what happened on the 9th of November?

That was the plan lad. The men are going to go white at the sight of my weaponised forearms and the women are going to melt in my hands.

hehe

The Welsh are as different from England as Scotland are, if not more.

The Welsh are alright and fairly Anglicised.

There's little to no chance of them leaving 2bqh

One of the best things about having a gf is being able to sit and casually play with their boobs

HE'S A GAYNIAC GAAAAAYNIAC ON THE FLOOR

AND HE'S WANKING LIKE HE'S NEVER WANKED BEFORE

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Then we're all basically the fucking same then

The likelihood of Scotland leaving the UK and surviving, even if for a short time, is still infinitely higher than Wales. You're a state whether you like it or not 2bh

Yeah, figured as much, just can't explain it.

gf is currently straddling me

No but they look a bit pikey

drunk on sleep

>tfw a girl told me that she pissed on me a little bit so i'd think she squirted because she felt bad for me not being able to make her cum

soundcloud.com/affer/trigger

Banger

Would prefer the piss to squirting
Watersports is fun

Wew

Got pissed last week and decided I'd be a gay and hang out in /lgbt/.
I was a butch dyke, a takes in the arse lad and all manner of things in between.
I'd a great time.

straddling the bf at this very moment 2bh

Squirting is piss anyway.

things that never happened

squirting is literally piss though

the lads

this, women do not externally ejaculate.

Squirting isn't piss

It's vaginal secretions

i've had sex with literally dozens of actual girls and yes, i gave them the best experiences of their lives

now let me tell my friends on /brit/ all about it in detail

It is, women do secrete fluids but not with force enough to discharge from out of their body. If that happens, it's piss, intentional or not.

*turns kneecaps to dust with a cricket bat*

28 here

your kind of women do

Factually incorrect.

Had to look it up as well, it is apparently piss

lel

Lads, just copped these Borg originals, I'm going to look the shit when I meet with the lads.

and by lads I mean brothers when I go to visit my mum

>tfw spend money on trainees and jayskits only to wear them to asda.

New thread when?

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Bloody hell lads calm down!!!!

i'm glad you enjoyed my post

new thread

There's a rare occurrence, for a guy to experience when a grill is so into him, peel the knickers off and it's literally froth. She has creamed herself. That means fertile and ready to be pollinated. I remember

where's the new

this is NOT the new thread

Honestly can't wait to go India and smash every kind of curry

lads

all the rage up the estate.

new

two aussie editions and they're both shit

hmm, need to wait this out a bit

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Brown girls can be cute