*walks towards you*

>*walks towards you*
wat do?

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*unzips dick*

Run away as fast as I can so I don't get exploded or so she doesn't get burned to death in an honor killing because I was too close to her.

*Walks away from you*

Sorry

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...Buka. Wait, Buka? Aaa, BUKAAAA!!! (runs for life).

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I have the high ground.

Expecto patronum!

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turn 360 degrees and walk away

*nods respectfully*

"Welcome to Germany"

I combat her Ninja techniques with my Jew-Jitsu style.

As-salamu alaykum

360 degrees means that you'll just turn around and face her again tho

Holy shit you're right!

Wonder where her male escort is

It's a meme my dude

wtf I love Jordan now

*walks towards you*

what do?

newfag

what am i supposed to say again? it's a meme?

unsheathe sandal .teleport behind her." nothing personal habeebity" tips hijab

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*unzips dick*

(his dick)

>Yes? Gimme money plez. Jehova might be plez with you later.

Kek

it's a meme you dip

wink at her

lol fucking new fag lurk moar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone please post the walks towards you anime

newfag

kek! i am an oldfag! i remember BUT WHO WAS PHONE lol fucking summer new fag

'wakef wakef vala ana batuhak!'

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>replying with a meme to a meme that's replying to another meme
whoa...

kek

Call the bolice.

not really care desu

I'm sorry madam but burka is illegal here

Here it's only illegal in public transportation and public buildings.

b.but i am cosplaying a ninja b. baka!

Illegal everywhere :DDDD
Braise the Rebuplik :DDD

>Jordan
>UAE
>Saudi Arabia

>pretending that you are opposed to oppressing women
get out

we oppress our women as much as you oppress your sheep habibi :")

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Are you trying to make fun of me Madame
Artistic exception for face-covering is at discretion of the officer

>As she comes closer i hear a whisper
>"habeeb it"
>i freeze in terror as my mind drifts and instincts kick in
>scream out "twinkie house" as i punch her in the jaw
>take a shit in her burka and fly off on a trump airtrain

He literally got taken down in 2 minutes lol.

Meanwhile we fuck our women as much as you fuck goats

i dent realize we had the same taste on women then :)

Good taste

Theres no reason for hate

>A stand-your-ground law (sometimes called "line in the sand" or "no duty to retreat" law) authorizes people to protect and defend themselves against threats or perceived threats.

H..here! its..its not like i want you to notice!..

You're coming home from mosque and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

This will be 40€ svp
Cause no trouble

>The call the police law (sometimes referred to as calling 911) authorizes people to call in armed response units to protect and defend them against threats or perceived threats

dismantle the ottoman empire

unite the germanic tribes under a single flag

post about it on Cred Forums

Surrender

Try calling the cops when you're dead already. I'd prefer a situation with no duty to retreat.

b..but i don't have this amount of money on me now Monsieur officier..

I'll answer for you

>demand 1 on 1 fist fight to reclaim lost honour
>bring 100 family members to fight to beat him to death
>shoot him dead immediately when he arrives anyway

Enjoy the BBC in private prisons

>Try calling the cops when you're dead already
Try defending yourself when you're dead already.

we learned from the best

Vos papiers svp

"Hello? Refuse collection? I thnik you have forgotten something."

if you can't wait 15-30 minutes for police to arrive, it's better to call the police before an indecent happens, not after.

A woman in burka isn't an immediate danger you sicko
Just walk away gun nut

i..i left my purse at my home Monsieur officier..

We're a densely populated country. There is always bolice nearby.

But here you're also allowed to defend yourself. But it has to be proportional to the attack (unless you're upset then no limits apply).

T: Abdul

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Duck and cover!

It is mandatory to have ids on you you know
Please follow me to the police station svp

Just leave my country you parasite.

It's true though you retard
If you're afraid just walk away

KAGEBUNSHIN NO JUTSU

True, there is a slight change that she's a dud....

is there any other way we could solve this Monsieur?

Recite the pledge of allegiance with her.

Non
(God rping is so retarded)
Unless you're a cute non-religious guy then we can talk

Jamal...

>(God rping is so retarded)
*teleports behind you*
*slices you in half with a katana*
heh... whos retarded now... kid...

y-you too

>last week I went to a friend's place, he lives in a ghetto near Grenoble.
>take the elevator, there're 2-3 muslim burka woman in there and a man.
>I was afraid so I step back and wait for another elevator to arrive
>the man starts insulting me aggressively, he's mad because I gave his mom and wives 'the look'......wtf I was afraid, you want me to smile ?
>some kids 'du quatier' surround me, one of them ask me to leave.

*You realize you were the hologram all along*

EXECUTE ORDER 88...

>Ask her, who sent her and why the higher ups want to assasinate me.
>draw my sword and fight
>kill the assasine
>live a life hiding, while finding the rest of my life out, who ordered my death
>live a life for revenge

well i got surprise for you habeebi..(pushes button)............
خرررررررررررررررة

(agreed, but it has its charm) ((also its the arabian version of sheeeit)) (((yes he is cute boy)))

Too bad I prefer my men manly

EXPECTO PATRONUM

*unzip wand*
>E X P E C T O

Fuck off Bilel, go burn some more cars you spear chucker

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Stab for being a sensless slut that approachs strange men.

Fuck off take them YOURESELF, WE HAVE ENOUGH SHIT DICKS TO WORRY ABOUT

Maintenant c'est toi la diversité, sale babtou.

Congrats, apparently they teach wogs and Nazis how to steal jokes now

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>too beta and afraid of women in trash bags
>afraid of women
Why live?

don't be mad aussie, this joke is old like poo in loo
you can read it on facebook

You and the US started all this shit, fuck you.

duck and cover

Tim?

Run since I dont wanna explode

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