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korean pop

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We should respect minorities.

Me meeting all your gfs

bet they're gushing out of their fannies

(vaginal secretions not piss)

I hate all of you

Just refused a CT scan because I couldn't be arsed

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quite fancy being woken up by a MILF sitting on my face

want my nose pressed into her arsehole and my lips touching her clit

have decided i need to find a transer to succ me off while i'm here so i can cross that off my list

Why are all rugby fans such smug cunts?

but he's not even attractive

I don't get it

do girls just like what the media tells them is attractive?

hmm

could go for this

preferably with an actual qt instead of a milf though

Terrible edition
Don't fancy sticking around

>tfw probably gonna get mugged by the one black boy on my scheme.

the fucking things I see on facebook

*escapes from the runt farm*

i'd have a qt too, or maybe a tranny

woken up by their head brushing my lips, then i open my mouth and they force themselves down my throat

Scousers are literally the niggers of Britain. I hate them even more than the Scots

Kek

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gonna do 2 hours of walking

more like this: if one of them were to kill you and your entire family will you not adopt them

Absolutely sick to death of the presidential campaign, it seems to be going on forever.

>Nigel Farage: Hillary Clinton a "Truly Horrible Candidate" Quite Frankly the "Worst I've Ever Seen"

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someone PLEASE reply to me

And why should we care?

I think they got it mixed up.
Trump jr didn't say he'd kill them, just not allow them in his country.
I wouldn't kill the kittens, I'd just not adopt them.

scousers, londoners and brummies should all be gassed

no

Shant be replying to him

>rorke politician doesn't like the anti-rorke candidate

quelle surprise

He's not wrong, definitely the worst candidate in my lifetime too. Even Mitt Romney had more credibility.

A peacocking manchild

rasheed
rasheed
friend

Remember when /brit/ liked anime?

mitt romney was actually a really good candidate. Had plenty of experience and probably would have done wonders to the economy. His social positions were a bit autistic though because he was a mormon.

hmmmmm

little bit gay but i'll allow it

for now...

Just look at it run. A marvelous creature, albeit rather primitive and not worth too much sympathy due to its innate tendency towards submissiveness. Truly God's gift to this green earth. Wonderful. This one will be the main target for the Runt Hunt next week, I expect there to be more participants than ever before.

what's funny is that massachusetts had universal healthcare long before obamacare

She's done more to kill Muslims than any other presidential nominee in history.

She's the clear villain of the piece.

Anyone with a brain wouldn't take the chance and eat any of them.

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20 Lambert lad. Twix.
Cheers.

off to my friday night marxist bookclub later

howling

gf just sent me this

Nah

Rorkes have been desperately smearing the Clintons for the last 25 years and they still have nothing substantial

Clinton is by far the most suitable candidate

is that the dutch bung eye one?

Something like 49% of Australians apparently support a ban on muslim immigration
don't know what they expected, even with autists raiding it

You clearly have no idea.

Likewise

it's actually starting to get cold out

>german speaking french in /brit/
wew, I thought we voted leave

>nothing substantial
weekly congressional hearings about her email server and the clinton foundation making continuing progress into the lies and corruption of hillary and her cronies is "nothing substantial"?

>Clinton is by far the most suitable candidate

well now it just seems like you're shitposting, but since you're a fucking german and probably being serious i'll simply label you an idiot. your entire country is a lost cause

typical british weather

I think next year we will see the start of the demise of the EU as countries like France and Germany have elections and the polls are showing the mainstay parties arer losing ground to the far left or right and in France case Marine Le Penn if she gets in she wants a referendum on the EU and polls are show a 70% wanting to leave which will then mean a major country who help start the EU pulling out all because the EU will not let France do what it needs to do top get its eccomony back on line and to bring down unemployment. When this happen other countries mainly the Scandinavian countries and Ireland will then leaves because they will not be wanting to support an organisation which will be paying out more to the poorer countries who joined which means they would have to chip in even more than is viable to support them. This is already showing cracks in the eurozone

Danish, and nah - her hair's way too thick

>She's done more to kill Muslims than any other presidential nominee in history.
She and her husband and the rest of the oligarchy. Bill was adept at being cool whilst shit was being destablised and taking us to where we are now.

Business idea: kill myself and leave Pixies' "Ed is Dead" playing on loop through the sound system (my name is Ed).

make this more readable and i'll consider looking at it

>Nothing substantial

Other than letting state secrets fall to our enemies, allowing Benghazi to happen, smuggling weapons through Libya, supporting "moderate rebels" who turned into ISIS, conning people out of their money through the Clinton Foundation, lying about her health, trying to provoke Russia into a full on nuclear confrontation, covering up for her rapist husband and being physically unable to even campaign.

Nothing substantial at all mate

would actually deck all of those little crack fiends

Sounds like something a yank would do

>weekly congressional hearings

that have found NOTHING. have you noticed how literally every supposed clinton scandal is "yadda yadda raising questions", never "we have found solid evidence of wrongdoing"

even the repub authored 1000 page benghazi report couldn't find any wrongdoing

post more pics of your danish gf

first one last night was ok but the second was a bit odd

need a third one to determine if she is ok

haha alri ed

How many white people get shot by police in the US?

> It's a dutchlad triggers the fuck out of Rorke and his delusional Cred Forums-babble episode

lovely

Bloody hell, the Paddies are back

About the same as black people

>Paddy O'Mick can't afford a non-watermarked image
Ah yes

I'm not him mate, I'm the one who was baneposting about her yesterday

It was doomed to fail.
She voted for the attack on the Iraq, oversaw the attack on Libya. Wikileaks implicated the Clinton foundation with arming jihadist groups which became ISIS.

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haha

Fucking kek

Is it just me or does Tim look more like a mental patient now?

That's MY Danish gf thank you
and I shan't be posting any more

>bushnigger doesn't know what a stock image is
should be telling that this is what shows up when you google ulster scots on the oul Iomhánna

really detest these alt-normie shit memes

nice HugeLOL memee

good lad

I took this photo

>now

EXCELLENT post

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well give it back then

>She voted for the attack on the Iraq, oversaw the attack on Libya

Good?

>Wikileaks implicated the Clinton foundation with arming jihadist groups which became ISIS.

Can't find evidence of this that isn't conspiracy drivel. Link?

there's more evidence arising by the week. the point of the hearings is to figure out how hillary managed to escape justice. there's plenty of evidence of wrongdoing.

i'm glad you can't vote in my elections

none, for every white crime they kill a black man instead

No you didn't

>order pre 11am delivery
>comes at 10:55am every single time

ahh yes very good

no, the point of the hearings is to keep sowing mistrust towards clinton

clinton has done nothing wrong

>complaining about consistent delivery times
no pleasing some people
gonna deliver a swift foot up your arse at 10:55am tomorrow

Imagine being a cute little Hispanic qt girl walking along the beach front in your bikini top and white denim shorts, your bronze skin glistening. Must be so nice

literally never heard of this
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*sprinkles anthrax in your face*

en mi ciudad que es mi hogar el dia de difuntos voy a celebrar

bit weird m8

>clinton has done nothing wrong

>order a delivery before 11am
>it comes before 11am
what's the problem?

such a fucking autistic reaction

fuck off

So you support the deaths and displacements of untold numbers of people?

I don't even know where you stand.
>Can't find evidence of this that isn't conspiracy drivel. Link?
Why is that exactly? It's all over the internet.

Shan't be spending anymore time on you.

think I'll pass on that one

Explain your incoherent rage. Why is something turning up on time every time a bad thing?

>can i get?

Anyone who says this needs fucking ending.

Sitting across from a really dykey looking woman, but her body is amazing. Weird feels

>when they read your message but don't respond
anyone else find read receipts cause unnecessary anxiety

The new union. United Kingdom and the sovereign Irish republic.
Has a ring to it. We could start again.

1p
2p
5p

10p
20p
50p

£1
£2
£5

£10
£20
£50

Shit, I never realised this before

might give this a whirl

get a life mate

who here gay?

gay gay gay

gay

:)

No, but it's all very cute in 2016 to judge decisions made in 2003 with perfect hindsight.

There was nothing really wrong with intervening in Libya either.

>Why is that exactly? It's all over the internet.

Hardly an argument.

>that posture
REEEE SIT UP STRAIGHT REEEEEEE

bit gay

>I miss you :(

think I'm in lads waheyyy

>The Chuckle Brothers have been approached to present Great British Bake Off on Channel 4

Not gay but I fucked a lad who was.

We know you're in lads, mate, you've been in lads for years
That's why we call you Bender Tom

mem texting you again m8?

>Irish republic in the union

Fuck off you Paddy

confused as to why you think anyone of us care

*sounds the horn*

Need a jap gf right now

banter idea: take a bottle of those fat-binding diet pills then go out for a fuck-off greasy curry

>no 100 pound note
Oh dear....

Film idea: Scorched Botty - Two friends go on a life-altering trip through the Saharan desert to track down a famed chilli pepper plant. Upon finding the plant they harvest the peppers, grind them into a paste and rub it into their arseholes.

even the fifties are barely in circulation. Take a grand~ out of the bank and it's all in twenties

>implying paddy's want to be in a Union

love it

trying to decide whether or not this german is worth a serious response or not

seems like he's already made up his mind on everything. just like all liberals

it must be frightening to have your entire world view torn apart with facts and disturbing truths

Seems a bit silly

>if you go back far enough one of your ancestors is literally a lizard

If we could sell Scotland to Canada, Ireland could be in its place.
What is Scotland good for?

Is it true the US doesn't have debit cards?

fifties are notoriously the most forged note in the country

I haven't seen any facts or disturbing truths posted so far

Must be weird living in a rorkist bubble

What's Ireland good for?

Doesn't really make a difference afaik, I mean how often are you walking around with more than a few hundred quid in your pocket anyway?
Plastic 50's when?

sitting here with a face mask on :3

I think they still have to go to the local bank to get their doubloons

just coated the bf with a spunk face mask

they're everywhere though. just have a look around

please

what's her number lad?

>Japanese media
>telling girls that muscles are attractive
Pick one lad.

And stop being so insecure.

>If we could sell Scotland to Canada
Scandis have their beady envious eyes on Scotland for some reason. It's like they laid an egg there and they want it back.

info got stolen recently

>trying to decide whether or not this german is worth a serious response or not

>seems like he's already made up his mind on everything. just like all liberals

>it must be frightening to have your entire world view torn apart with facts and disturbing truths

Imagine being this unapologetically hypocritical lads

christ

should get plastic ones lad, we've had them for a while. they're great

just called Assad's forces "the regime"

that will show him

no time soon, their shelf life is far too long. think they generally stay in circulation for at least a decade

old fivers are done within a year, max
plastic fivers came in this week, they're fucking horrid

Which board on Cred Forums has the most deluded users?

Which has the most uppity?

Just called a Pakistani rape gang a group of "Asian men"

can't be racist now can we haha

If youre using the same materials we use then youre wrong 2bh

pol and pol

>using notes
>not having a contactless card

youtube.com/watch?v=pG4P5_nON4Q

Lying to congress is a crime, she's a criminal. This is undeniable.

How do you wriggle out of this one?

Being white.

fuck off the plastic fivers are nice

I assume it's the same shit, just feels real tacky like

seems like they'd be better to hoof drugs up your nose with tho
get bent

>irish
>white

pull the other one

doing a watch Henry V

particularly enjoyed this scene

youtube.com/watch?v=OAvmLDkAgAM

contactless is absolutely everywhere in the UK but I never saw a single place in Germany that used it

very third world

They're quite good at getting sympathy for their cause despite being terrorists no different to the muslims in the Middle East. Bit funny that

Want to drop out of this online course I'm doing but I'm very anxious and don't want to be judged by the tutor desu

best speech 2bqh

Good old Shakespeare

this German seems like a tosser desu

any asians (pakis) in here?

Got a raging erection lads. Have an interview in 5 minutes. Fuck sake.

>went to uni
>didn't have sex once

;_;

>bogan on the other side of the world thinks he knows anything about Ireland
Sure thing boy

soooo gggaAAAAaAAaayyYYYYyyyyyYyyyyy :))))))))))

germany is backwards as fuck

I don't really care

Holy shit, have you seen Danielle Sharp's sex tape, lads?

Alri

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currently got two fingers in my bum

gl babe xxx

want to pat a qt korean girl on the head

What'd ye do?

Glorious pale northern native European people. It's a shock when you visit Ireland.
We're never getting that back. No rewind button.

i love reading these, post more if you have them

dad's taking me clothes shopping at jacamo for my birthday later

>its the autistic aussie who hates Ireland because muh ira edition
boring

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show proof you lying britfag

Was playing some overwatch with a friend and a girl she doesn't like but my friend does joined our group. After 30 minutes playing with em I left to go play with the gf once she was ready.

She's furious because I didn't mention playing in the same group as the other girl

what's wrong with it?

>tfw in spain they literally say "give me a x..."

feels super rude

wait are you fucking serious? this is the level of autism you're dealing with?

liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/watch-moment-web-troll-who-11918656

>talk shit get fined

Don't want to die
but I don't want to live either

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hey fags
what's the deal with brexit and EU access? Can you still live in a union country with a british passport? If so, is it likely to change soon?
t. concerned British passport holder

kek

Not tryna be funny lad but you have to be under 18

Dat Brendan doe
Fucking Hamish in Braveheart.

she's patting the wrong one

you have to give your passport back

It's wrong and retarded

might buy an audi

im audibly laughing rn

>hur hur we just killed hundreds of British civilians but it's alright haha
Neck yourself

Yep

I didn't even lie about it, just didn't mention it (which is admittedly a little deceptive). I told her when she asked whether I was playing with her

She's 100% furious, this may apparently be the last straw

m.youtube.com/watch?v=LNMnSa8X1sQ

yeri tho

Cutest is Wendy for sure, if you think it's anyone else you're garbage

you really need to reassess yourself if such a thing is that much of a problem for you matey

Well I- hmm..
No you're right. That argument really conviced me

I'm 24 m8, she's 21

>ah yes the 'only children play videogames' meme

creasing

she looks fucking tamping

civilians die in war
Plenty of irish died too but I dont bring it up every thread, you do

Fuck off, Yank.

so does your mums minge m8

>he plays a blizzard game that isn't WoW

lellin at your existence

hmmm, you must be what they're talking about when they say "manchild"

Come on nigel be real with me

>you'd realize how god damn good you had it with me
Dump her.

2bh you need a new gf if she is this fucking crazy

(although spoiler they're all equally fucking mental)

overwatch is good desu

>2016
>wow

Suggest me something tasty for lunch

fuck off you non-british type

Hand over the passport, Bruce.

honestly I have no idea what you're question was about, you're asking about living in union country but talking about brexit

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what does an angry minge look like

yeah all of them are nuts, some just hide it better

Of those killed by British security forces:

187 (~51.5%) were civilians
145 (~39.9%) were members of republican paramilitaries
18 (~4.9%) were members of loyalist paramilitaries
13 (~3.5%) were fellow members of the British security forces

Of those killed by republican paramilitaries:

1080 (~52%) were members/former members of the British security forces
723 (~35%) were civilians
187 (~9%) were members of republican paramilitaries
57 (~2.7%) were members of loyalist paramilitaries
11 (~0.5%) were members of theIrish security forces

Of those killed by loyalist paramilitaries:

878 (~85.4%) were civilians
94 (~9%) were members of loyalist paramilitaries
41 (~4%) were members of republican paramilitaries
14 (~1%) were members of the British security forces

>All these taigs posting with the UK flag
Embarrassing.

huffingtonpost.co.uk/chris-rooney/the-rise-of-the-phrase-ca_b_4523905.html
huffingtonpost.co.uk/chris-rooney/the-rise-of-the-phrase-ca_b_4523905.html
huffingtonpost.co.uk/chris-rooney/the-rise-of-the-phrase-ca_b_4523905.html

Is this bait?
Good show. You had me going.

is guitar twat about?

At the moment yes, we are still in the EU and won't leave officially for a couple of years.

Nobody knows what the final deal will be with regards to free movement of people, however I would put my house (that I don't own) on there being a continuing status quo because we will still want access to the single market and the EU isn't going to budge on that requirement.

I wouldn't worry.

yeah alright

yes

your mum obviously

Fuck the Irish

Any of you lads need a boyfriend? x

>his flag is just stars in a random order and size with the flag of a different country in the corner
Embarrassing

yes.... right in their quivering pink boipussis

one of you play this

youtube.com/watch?v=eXqPYte8tvc

>2016
>wow
>the fan service expansion
>it's just tbc recoloured

Any of you lads need a girlfriend? x

anyone know the admins of unilad or lad bible

my fist would like a word

>australians don't have this as their flag

L O N D O N

16th (Irish) Division
36th (Ulster) Division

Sweating.

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managed to fit 12 pieces of bacon in the grill haha

>2016
>playing an overpriced reskinned team fortress 2
>actually BUYING items in game with real money

anything more pathetic?

*blushes*

cooking lunch for the family

nice of you

the old wanke

Ah part 2

Might pick up an Xbox One S on the way home from work, what do you reckon lads?

Absolute madwoman

haha y-yeah

€40 isnt too bad for an AAA title and its much more fun than tf2 ever was imo
and you dont buy anything ingame you get the skins for free

reckon you should kill yourself first

*teleports behind you*

*eats your lungs*

heh... too easy... kid...

yeah
"esports"

hypocritical how? the only argument i hear for hillary is that she's more qualified. meanwhile she's in the midst of a criminal investigation for gross negligence, lying under oath, corruption, and obstruction of justice.

2016 wow

>played some Overwatch
>IF YOU FUCKING CHEATED ON ME, I SWEAR!
uninstall your gf m8

>€40
>€
get out

>52 days until Christmas

theres really no arguing with them

Yeah I'm asking because I'd planned to move to Germany next year with the british passport, but as far as i know only EU member countries permit intra-EU travel and residence, which is obviously a problem for British nationals, after BREXIT and all

> living opposite a student cafe/bar that does £1.50 bacon butties for the next year

fucking hell lads I'm going to get fat

Chortled

>1415 was 601 years ago

Junior guy at work sat in my seat. Some people just don't know their place.

do a gimmick response then post the reaction

your dumping her regardless so do it

they just buffed widowmaker
now Pharah is even more useless
thanks Blizzard

I think I'll just take the piss at the next job interview and claim that I do trainspotting and make pottery in my spare time.

Anyone else struggle remembering who's dead at work? As in co-workers relatives.

I told a joke about a dead little girl and one of the people I told it to had a daughter that died earlier this year.

>doesnt realise that was a decoy of myself
Heh, sorry lad but I'm already on the plane to Brazil.
Good look finding me in the jungle

>32 County Republic

Gonna tell my interviewers that I'm an avid bodybuilder, despite visibly being a skeleton. Should be a right laff.

hmm

i don't make a lot of jokes about dead little girls 2bh

>tfw when you realise there is a now poleaboo chapter out

feels good man

link?

>tfw nearly a year ago a girl told me "i don't care enough to fight for us"

still stings to this day lads. she told me she loved me over and over again. and then she told me that.

fucking cunt ;_;

Got a work story

>chubby girl at work turns up with a wheelie suitcase
>she's going to the airport straight from work
>she wheels it into the staff room
>I say "what's that? Your lunchbox?
>got put on a 3 month disciplinary

It was great banter and they know it

>(1.15 MB, 1281x675)
Shan't be opening this

>a 12 year old mmo has more viewers on twitch than a 4 month old FPS

hmm i wonder which is better

as soon as they get what they want they're after something else

Yeah me 2bh
The other day one of the girls on reception said it was "a bit cold" and I said "not as cold as your dead mum!", completely forgetting that her mum had died the weekend before haha woops

put on my cv that I enjoy going to the gym and the interviewer for the job I was applying to was a bodybuilder

bit awkward

Joking is a natural mechanism when things are grim.
Maintains your sanity.

We've all been on /fit/, you fucking sponge

je'mapelle chuggy

thats top class banter m8

speak for yourself battyboy

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What do you mean?

This genuinely happened to me when I was at school and I've just changed it to use a pasta. Is it popular on /fit/?

yeah but brexit isn't in full swing
and are you sure you're not confusing yourself with schengen

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Shut the fuck up

new

>Girl has so much food in her bag I can hear it rattling and rustling after every step she takes
>Say "You're a fucking fat cunt."
>tfw not good at banter
>tfw she laughed anyway

vile

I pressed enter a bit too early

>you will never get fucked by multiple French and German women every day
Why wasn't I born a poor, uneducated nigger in a war-torn shithole of a country?

>lefties

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>creating a new before the old even hits the bump limit

I hope you die of AIDS

we're in here idiots

Thanks m8

great

whats the good word, lads?