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Kanna
>original post further pushing the media's campaign to redefine "asian"
>first two posts contain actual asians
like pottery
You fucking what
I'll deck you mate, don't act big because I'll show you what big means
nth for asians
no
hmm
Who /subject/ here?
>job application requires you to spend half an hour filling in a dumb questionnaire and "personality test"
>get told the next day via email that I've failed the test
>doesn't explain why I failed the test
ah yes
anyone fancy wanking my poo
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>going abroad to fuck a smelly, ugly, poor cunt because it is adventurous and it will be such a cool thing to tell your girlfriends about
Literally hate women lads
the test was a test, you were supposed to spot that it was a waste of time and object to having to do it
>you will never get fucked by multiple French and German women every day
Why wasn't I born a poor, uneducated nigger in a war-torn shithole of a country?
thats the point though
if they told you why you failed youd just redo it and thered be no point in the test
Got 780 on the UKCAT lads
well no because they said "please don't apply for this role again for another year"
so I figure you can't really cheat the system
Nope.
No that isn't correct.
why
Yes
tfw this girl wants me to get high with her
literally have never even smoked anything in my life
might just kill myself to avoid the awkwardness
Poleaboo I want you to know I will love you no matter what you do. xx
>train to the next town over, takes 9 minutes
>£6.30 + 75p booking fee
ahh yes very reasonable thank you
or you could do and it'd be a good way to make her laugh
laughter + weed + girl
or you could just sit alone in your room feeling sorry for yourself
Do it lad
Just don't try keep up with her, your first time is intense af
who fancies a game of rock paper scissors at 1245?
I just don't want her to laugh at me
cannot handle people laughing at me
I might
not decided yet desu
nationalisation now
If you don't do it then we'll all laugh at ye, so ye may aswell
>train to the next major town over, takes 22 minutes
>£5 + 0p booking fee
?
I'm in but dibs on rock
the fuck do you live lad?
lucky cunt
essex
Take it in your mouth stir it around with your tongue and breathe it out again
Experienced smoker here
runt city
Why don't the government subsidise public transport costs slightly so that more people will be encouraged to use them?
Or just tax car owners and use that to fund the public transport system?
shotgun paper desu
I was taught to hold it in my mouth but then breathe through my nose to push it into my lungs
I don't do it often but it works for me
Alri la
oh fuck it I'm taking a benzo
biggest runt itt
Because they are fucking retarded and everything needs to be cut back to reduce the deficit
you have to inhale weed, else you don't get high
these aren't cigars
SCISSORS
scissors
...
seriously look at this shit
I'd rather fucking walk it for free fucking hell
>we'll all laugh at ye
I mean, our accent is strangely attractive to foreigners, this is a given.
Phonetic text it looks like yer a retard.
on my lunch break going to greggs
our trains are nationalised and they're just as expensive
just ate an egg salad wrap
would have been nice if they used a plain tortilla
one Australian family got to stay so i guess the whole system is racist
I text in me own accent so it's just a habit
That bicep never saw swole.
DON'T LAUGH AT ME RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I've got an american wife and the home office are just cunts through and through to everyone
shitcunts
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Where are you from. Some Northern place
>Witham
lmao
>egg salad wrap
Good. Australians are generally hard workers and productive members of society, Africans are stupid, lazy and commit crime
>a country prefers immigrants to be native speakers of the language, from countries with close ties and similar values and more likely to have quality education and ability to be an effective member of society
ahh yes so racist
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Ireland
blacks just cause trouble desu
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Fuck off Paddy
Ok
I do like how over the last year the guardian comments have shifted to the right.
No one [white indigenous] like immigration desu
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keks, idiot didn't heed our advice
a lot of pakis don't like immigration either
Think most of them are just from people who get linked to the Guardian from websites like this tbf, I think most readers are still to the left
Thank you. That's very considerate 2bqh Paddy
>self medding
ah yes
Reported to Europol for racism, we'll be having none of that x
>silly brit actually thinks im gonna leave
O i am laffin
...
>tfw arrogant lefties decapitate your maggy cutout
disgusting BIGOT
Giant's Causeway has been moved by Microsoft to Ireland lads
you'll always be here with me even if you're gone. you'll always have my love. our memory will live on
he took 3 months of hormone pills
hes hardly fucked himself up that much but the idiots is panicking
>install android Nougat
>Chrome is laggy as fuck now and the battery life has worsened
Thanks jewgle
HOWLING
I use F Droid
I find people who aren't bigots disgusting
(((chrome)))
for what purpose would you use this?
aye
p funny nonetheless
I find it hilarious he thinks he had that much testosterone in the first place
Not a fan.
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>giving women freedom was a mistake
what are your thoughts on this
I won't be using it anymore
I been there just a few days ago, it's just labelled incorrectly.
haha it's the white supremacy frog again
Giving women more freedom has resulted in the pussification of men, so yeah it was a mistake.
is Derry irish?
Being lost in Dublin and asking a Garda for help to get to Tallaght.
He was all, look I'm not a real Guard. This is a disguise okay?. I've just been to a party.
Fair enough mate. Is there still a bus out to Tallaght do you know?
I'll give you and the missus a run there. If the real Guards see us in this vehicle play along they won't suspect a thing.
Called him a cunt.. Planned to have a pint, never happened.
>go on a date with a girl
>she asks me if I want to come back to her place to smoke some weed
>"oh sorry I don't do weed"
And here I am a year later
what browser is the patrician choice these days?
londonderry?
>there are people in this country who think this wasn't carved by the irish government to get tourism bucks
Yeah m8, """""natural rock formation"""""""
Give me a fucking break
sssSSsSSssssiiIIiIiIiiiiIIIIPPppPpPpp
Yes
t. Derry man
firefox
don't like how atheism is tied to lgbt rights
>white supremacy frog
>is green
>and a frog
/brit/ is a bully free zone and my sources tell me he just had a wobble and is completely committed to transitioning again
lmao
australia already has enough immigrants and minorities by the looks of things
I genuinely hope he kills himself. He's not really trans.
Just had a wonderful prostate orgasm :3
Don't think 60%ers get to talk about the white population of other countries 2bh
Get out
>Amerixco
Almost finished my first 24 hours on DNP
Weight loss starts from here though since I had a poor diet yesterday
Yes he is, he got plenty of support telling him that he was
>In this country in 15 or 20 years' time the black man will have the whip hand over the white man.
we've taken like 70 refugees when we committed to "4,000"
you forget how large my country is
Gays should be lynched
bit of a trade-off isn't it
i want to try this but a bit scared putting anything up my bum, even a finger
tips please
>Poland, Mexico, Romania
That's because those countries are so shit the people are constantly leaving for the same destinations as the refugees
ofcourse a hugbox like lgbt is gonna tell him that
I'll give you my tip lmao
that's pretty funny
The arguments are pretty sound
A cis guy wouldn't do or think the things that he has
afternoon
just sucked a feminine penis lads
ama
The saga continues
Good season tb h
>highest tier:
>poland, mexico, baltics
yeah ok mate
Do one
Don't really want to explain 2bh every time I post something a bums someone replies wanting to know.
It isn't hard. Start small and work your way up.
A cis male would do EXACTLY as he has done.
His self centeredness and sexual crimes are all typical male behaviour, hes also sexually aroused by bdsm making it highly likely he's just agp.
paramore
Why the fuck are you announcing that you put stuff up your arse then? Jesus, you're simple
paraless
hmm
AGP IS A MEME
thinking about going to ireland on holiday
do i need any vaccinations before i go?
but did you use any lube
did you get poo on your finger
did you wrap your finger in anything to combat getting poofinger
Oneitis is ignoring my texts again lads
I think all the trannies on /lgbt/ are a good reason to bring back widespread mental institutions
bet i could become a professor based on my vast knowledge of the UK that i've learned from /brit/
No it's not, it adequately explains the behaviour and motivation of many so called "trans" males that I have met or reported sexual arousal by being trans.
>it's a Patricia BTFOs pakipoo episode
>tfw have the perfect body and face for transitioning
Oneitis forgot my birthday lads
AGP was a term developed to describe certain TRANS people
You can be AGP and trans
screenshot us lad, we can try and help you x
not too shabby
My gf didn't get me anything for my birthday be cause we had an argument a few days before, she's such a cunt.
got called a little legend when I downed a whole pack of mcvities in the tescos car park
Fuck
Just remembered my brother saw me getting up and stretching out of bed
He saw my underdeveloped breasts, puffy nipples and hairless chest
Lads what the fuck do I do when it comes time to upgrade my phone?
>Buy an iPhone, overpay for a locked down platform.
>Buy an Android phone, give all my info to Jewgle and support their efforts to whitewash the internet.
>Buy a Windows phone (lol)
Seriously is there any decent smartphone choices left?
>underdeveloped
Wait, you would prefer overdeveloped?
being agp means you aren't really trans
deal with it
buy an iphone and jailbreak it
REALLY miss my ex right now
I bought a moto G lte 2 years ago and that's served me quite nicely and everything still works apart from snapchat which is a bit bloated
Absolute madman
I would prefer developed
Google gives you the option to withhold information, go with a Samsung Note 7 or wait for the new Nexus phone.
Oneitis always responds to my snaps lads
i am /object/
I thought Accelerated Graphics Port got phased out like a decade ago
>
You a tranny la?
Job interview soon lads
how is it?
justburself
buy an old nokia brick
I like how she makes the effort
Too far away though :(
The gf is off to her night out with the girls
is a oneitis your actual gf or someone you're in love with who's fucking chad every weekend?
>listens to the first 30 seconds of white rabbit on repeat
alri lads
wag1
The latter
snap
fucking hell girls lads. cant live with them cant live without the eh hehe
there is nothing wrong with giving google your information
The gf is meeting up with jamal and friends at the library tonight lads
just fucked some british sissys oneitis lmao
she said your text was cute
But what if I want to listen to music?
good gimmick
too right lad
getting my daily dose of White Man Behind a Desk lads
because if you're atheist then you're immoral, and if you're immoral then you support lgbt rights
simple logic t-b-h
someone made a show about me?
you can still sync with itunes if that is what you mean. you can just torrent music directly on your phone though
>and I KNOW if I continue transitioning the future is really grim
it's a true shame how he has the odd moment of lucidity like this, then slips so far out of it
>There is nothing wrong with giving all your information to a company who have just announced a clear intent to become the thought police.
youtube.com
doing a music
Yeah, obviously
la mano arriba, cintura sola. da media vuelta
danza kuduro
OY OY OY
makes me sick how you runts will sit there and defend ladbible and unilad
utter fucking melts, the lot of you.
I was making a shitty 'no headphone jack' joke t-b-h.
if you aren't a rorke you have nothing to fear
una velita
Why is everyone from Derbyshire and inbred subhuman window licker?
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>germans
truly the bane of europe
good
I love how Cred Forums is so obsessed with being Contrarian that people have started shitting on atheism now that it's become more common. 5 years ago everyone on this site would have laughed at you for saying that you believed in God.
Deflecting is the worst thing you can do right now considering the fact I want you to get better
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Sometimes I like to call someone a faggot, which Google won't stand for any more.
pack your bags mate
posting a classic reaction image for you lads
You don't inhale weed brownies and you still get high, you dozy shitrag
Do they actually teach you anything in those schools outside the pledge of allegiance
and idk creationism?
Looks like a robot chicken character
That's because you fucking eat them, you stupid twat, not hold them in your mouth for a bit
kek
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i was being sarcastic
Difficult to tell with you lads sometimes
fuck off you nonce
only oldfags will remember this!
just had a lungful of a weed brownie lads. off my tits desu
Sad thing is a lot of people on Cred Forums aren't.
Need to gloss over my lack of experience in this interview lads
>those dislikes
Just fuck the interviewer.
any of you lads like to play games while getting high
like holding your brownie in until it gets passed round to you again, then exhaling
+1 upboat
Ayo boys I need some advice
About to go take some Mandy with a few mates who also want to smoke a bit of weed with it- apparently makes it way better. Thing is though, weed always makes me go quiet and anti-social.
Should I smoke too /brit/ ?
2 women on the panel lad. Middle aged probably
HAVING A CHEEKY MARIJUANA LADS
???
My point stands.
He wants to HIDE his inexperience, not flaunt it
just have a couple of little drags on the brownie and then pass it lad
no
Good lad
section this man
oh fuck off
>that first toke of the day...
That's a lie, I know you hate me and transitioning is how I get better
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>It's a girl
Uh oh
how's your holiday in Australia rasheed?
there's no need
he's harmless
>job interview in 3 hrs
absolutely fucking shitting it lads. i'm gonna sperg and get rejected i just know it
that first sip of the day
Just made my first edible, what do you guys think?
Munch a spliff. That'll calm you down
since when did poking fun at tim put you on the receiving end of rasheed jokes?
you're not trans
you give real trans people a bad name
>A can in a mug
But why?
>real trans
what do you mean by this
He's canning you off
the dentist
fuck sake dave-o use your noggin
giz a bite
Paddy is becoming Patricia
stalk them.
the dentist has a point though
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'sheed
oh right
I thought the joke before was the first guy was on about his gf going out and the second guy was on about girls fucking chads
If it's just flags you're going off then this is shit mate
doing a chicken noodle soup
what happens once the western world crumbles
The botnet I'm a part of is taking forever to update
foy
had a dream last night in which i was raped by the chuckle brothers
>to me!
>to you!
no more cheese before bed for me lads
Turns out I can see that DJ tonight because my mate's gf has a spare ticket. Top lass.
just wanked to a jap
jog on jappy
ahh yes the third wheel, the so-called cock block.
So when will Peter Hook be arrested for the murders of Ian Curtis and Caroline Aherne?
What was his name?
>I know you hate me
Nah, your responses irritate me a bit but I would still prefer you don't go down such a further destructive path (even if it costs /brit/ some mild entertainment)
which one
Imagine being a wagecuck waking up at 7AM every morning for a measly wage you aren't content with
remember to inhale every bite for at least 10 secs
fuck off m8 it's good
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>be wagecuck
>wake up at 9am
>get out of bed at 9.30am
>get to work at 10am
>leave at 5
p sweet imo
>Shy Qt is in a relationship with Chad McChadson
World War 3 can't come quick enough.
well at least I can put a name to it
Muslims OUT
>quite girls = innocent, shy, prude, nondegenerate
you're never going to make it if you seriously believe this
FORB
>tfw do not know this feeling
might kill myself
thoughts?
Don't think sex is on the agenda since his sister is also staying with him hahaha
v. unfair fare
yep felt that way too, and apparently ~5% of the population feels like this I thought it was normal
still though, good to know that I'm not an obsessive creep, just an OCD ridden dopamine addict.
nice.
wonder if this yank using british slang will ever jog on
can't say i mind him, he's been here for over 12 months.
Kill me first.
Make it quick and painless.
Been looking for this page for a while thanks lad
r00
out
Based Aussies, don't let mass immigration turn your country into 2016 Europe
Yoga 710?
that's alri
>and apparently ~5% of the population feels like this
damn that is less than what i'd expected
at least there is some chance maybe that it might be mutual (it just sucks in my case since she's fucking far away)
>JUST BOUGHT A SET FOR ME NEW JAM JAR WHEN I GET IT......ALWAYS AN INVESTMENT....ALWAYS GET YER MONEY BACK ON EM.....
>Looking to download torrent
>See this
Why is this annoying negro everywhere.
Imagine having this many siblings
wew
Saw two people with anti Trump clothing today. Fucking cringy. What has Trump got to do with this country? These people care more about US politics than British politics
>click shut down computer
> :( your PC ran into a problem. Give us a moment and we'll restart it for you
not quite what I wanted
not a looker in the bunch
would fuck at least 7 of the people in that pic
guess them all and you win a prize
huffingtonpost.com
>When unrequited, the feelings typically dwindle away and eventually disappear, unless the object of their affection sends mixed signals or physical or emotional distance prolongs the intensity and uncertainty
supposedly adversity / distance intensifying limerence is common
having a think on this article now
> tfw NEED to wank but the cat's in the room
Nah
Quick and painful or slow and painful, those are your options.
>Mum always brings up Donald Trump and how much he sucks
Don't get it. Like, we know she doesn't like him and its not like we could vote for him anyway.
fuck
can't have the neurons firing this hard when i have other things to be doing
>didn't stop at zebra crossing to let a woman with a buggy cross
I have no excuse desu I just wasn't concentrating and didn't see her.
Didn't hit her or anything though luckily.
the neurons are the cruelest cell, it's been 8.5 months of no contact at all for me and it's still bad
Nonces/benders out
completed Dragon Quest Heroes
the final boss fight was underwhelming
all in all was a decent game though
>sends mixed signals or physical or emotional distance prolongs the intensity and uncertainty
Business idea: do this to women in an effort to make them fall in love with me
defo tillie you utter nonce
Just saw some lunatic on his mobile almost mow down a woman with a pram
State of this country, I swear
You're such a
pussy
>having this many kids
bloody breeders
I'm lonely
It's OK, we all make mistakes
goo goo gaga some meanie in a brum brum almost ran over me and mummy!
You have /brit/
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Why aren't you playing DQ 7?
she wants a man from brum
21st century, low trust society, get used to it.
Correction. Everything from the East end of Turkey to the Eastern tip of Russia is Asia and Asian.
You're all fucking uneducated fucks. Asian is a geographical category, anyone thinking it relates to race is a dumb cunt who fell for government and media attempts to simplify racial categorisation.
but she settled with a boy from burton
bring back hanging
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he wants a girl with brunette hair from dobbies garden centre who works on friday afternoon
>Weeping company director, 35, is told ‘get used to life being different’ as a magistrate jails him for kicking an Uber driver in the head despite his pleas it will ruin his firm
turbonormie btfo
shall be reporting this to the bobbies
Because I'm playing DQH
obviously
why did he kick the uber driver in the head? also why was the uber driver's head in kicking range? also what shoes did he kick him with?
she wants a man from flat spracklen house dukes places marlow
>walk into game to buy DQ 7
>They didn't have it
every time i go in there i don't think that place could get any worse, but they always prove me wrong
she wants a mentally ill paki from birmingham
Poleaboo mocks you, his 3DS is hacked
she wants what a girl wnts
she wants a man from marlow place dukes house spracklen flat
Casper
Max
Josh
Ellie
Aimee
Tillie
Hallie
Nobody gives a shit you nutter, do one
I want a gf who isn't insane, obese, smelly, or a cunt
well, opposites do attract
kek we know
it's just you wouldn't call a Russian Asian
> haha alright user, you fancy coming out with us tonight?
> "haha yeah I'd love to but I've already made plans to pre-drink with others - are you going into town? Probably see you out there"
> oh alright yeah cool, yeah we're going to the normie zoo bar so we'll see you there! haha! banter! ciao
> "haha alright see you round"
Translator's note: user has no plans with anyone and will in fact be spending the evening drinking and shitposting in his bedroom.
based
The moment the father dies dies Chris is going to be fighting non-stop rebellions and invasions until his own death with that many brothers
>mfw this was literally me for the first year of uni
>Buying games
>From a brick and mortar shop
Alri granddad
new
did you become a normie after first year or did people stop talking to you altogether?
got one of them new £5 notes today
not a fan
haha
Neither, just pretended to be a normie
wank onto kot