/balt/ + /ausnz/

Литoвcкaя oблacть edition

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Wilno everybody

Gowno poster detected

>lithuanians

youtube.com/watch?v=qSYouIbLthM

Is GTA4 worth playing?

I vaguely remember being so disappointed with the vehicle control a few years back that I just uninstalled it

Aren't Lithuanians and Russians the same thing?

exactly

>tfw if we didn't had russian minority biplan wouldn't exist

Daily reminder I want to kiss Eesti on the lips

it's the best GTA

if you disagree you need to neck yourself

It's okay.

gta 3 > vice city > gta 4 > san andreas = gta 5

you sick bastard

hmm didn't know that they were russians

To be fair, we are very cute.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KURWA

you need to pack your stuff Igor and leave

they did some kind of charity concert for ukraine a while back though, after that whole russian insurgency thing started

Can I buy a Russian?

>tfw we can actually know how integrate russians
Watch and learn Latvia and Estonia

was completely mashed at a party and as i was leaving a girl pulled me aside and told me to add her on fb, done that but genuinely have no idea how to continue lads ',:^/

watching

Say hello.

Send her your benis.

seems weird desu

hahahah :D

dead channel

soo that's how you meet women :DDDD brilliant !!

:DDDDDD

shitty old and overused joke

when boys can cook
>a fucking pancake

>telia

Eating cepelinai. Thoughts?

>swedish banks everywhere
>my phone sim card is also swedish
>seating on swedish chair right now
>tfw lithuania is owned by Sweden

What?

Hey it could be worse. The country could been run by swedes...that's shit you know...

Good, lad. Cepelinai are GOAT

youtube.com/watch?v=bGAxckY7MtY

Estonia is pretty strong of all balts.

the baltics are owned by sweden

I like this thread

why do estonians always have to better at everything than us

It's their determination.

Loki's in a better place now. Away from sickness and away from pain. We'll miss him forever.

;_;

hello balts and other australians

Estonia will liberate Latvia and Lithuania when the eternal Russian strikes

gta3 is dog shit

Retard

two more hours of work and then

and then what

and then...

you have been tricked xDD

Bravo estonia!

is because they has higher percentage of russian populations

Tricked again!

This always happens.

hello how is everybody

i want a beer, right now

Sent

Is it true that sanctions on Russia are killing the Baltic economy?

nah

true friend!

not really. there are some difficulties for fish and dairy industry, but they are orienting towards other markets now

They are following nordic model, when we are making stuff up.

pretty mediocre.
Not as good as GTASA or GTA5 but still better than GTA 1

oil is cheap so we're good for the most part

maybe you should kill yourself instead haha

Does anyone here have a ferret pet?

hello i am leading a regional literacy development program for orphans in lithuania, please send 10000 USD to help starving children in lithuania

please contact me under [email protected]

thank zou

sent ;)

thanks

t.hanks

Milk quota remove hit all europe dairy industry

> /balt/

oho

OHO

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Thanks

I hope you like them.

LITHUANIAN ANIMENOCIDE 2K17

Vote for Jaunis Klitsunis to make it happen

came to get some attention from my Lith bf, lads. :3

Lithuania = Chad
Latvia = Thad
Estonia = The Nerd

gta 4 is best gtaa

Correction:

Lithuania: that creepy overweight nerd who wears pokemon shirts
Latvia: Chad
Estonia: cute shy girl

hey bby)
my roommate is away for the weekend, you wanna come over and watch some netflix and chill? ))

You cannot kill something that is already dead.

Hey balts how does it feel to be forced to post in english in your own general

Fins are back

>tfw all neighbouring countries hate you
what have we done?

fuck off binland

naljakas kassid ja kassipojad mängivud :DDDD

youtube.com/watch?v=PrcyWBfD2kw

What do you think about the song, Uniikki - Oispa Kaljaa

>Latvia: Chad
That's what Latvians tell themselves when they finished with their pillow.

Never heard and cant listen to it now

but it has uniikki so im sure its garbage

yea, sure xDD lemme finish with my EU visa and I'm all urs xDD

hello estonia how are you

Lithuania: that creepy overweight nerd who wears pokemon shirts
Latvia: The quiet kid in class
Estonia: cute shy girl

Can we just nuke Moscow already?

bit busy atm :D

you can gain citizenship through marriage ))

omg could you PLEASE stop hating on lithuania you fucking nerds?

*sends euros*

What are you doing up?

Thanks

thanks
t.ank

Hey guys ima head out, would be great if you could keep on bullying lithuania.

It's the only way they'll learn

n. o
t. h
a. n
k. (you)

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you hate Lithuania cuz they're qt chads, u're just jelly, fat nerds.

Just remember that statistically every 5th Lithuanian you encounter on Cred Forums is actually a Russian.

*every 5th Latvian

I thought that was only applied to latvians

serious question
is the US a 1st world country

I have a strange feeling that the end is near, lads.

No, for Latvians it's more like every second one.

>65254551
yes

more like every one lmoa

xD

>caught cold
>tfw no one to coddle me and take care of me
I miss my mummy. Now I've got to drag my sniffling ass to and back from the store to buy shit so I can actually breathe.

what the fuck is this
youtu.be/dmQ-BZ3eWxM

Are you 12 because I 1 2 get in your pants

I have a thing inside much too long denied

stupid commie

excellent

On 14 February 1994 Chikatilo was taken from his death row cell to a soundproofed room in Novocherkassk prison and executed with a single gunshot behind the right ear.

looks like im the last aussie left here ay

Looks like it.

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Looks like home.

found my ps3 packed away after years of not playing it and i couldn't find the controllers haha (JUST)
had to use my ps4 controller

"RT ignores the inherent traits of journalism—checking sources, relaying facts, attempting honest reportage" and "you’ll find 'experts' lacking in expertise, conspiracy theories without backing, and, from time to time, outright fabrication for the sake of pushing a pro-Kremlin line".[171][172] The results were compiled in a Tumblr blog.[173]

Aussies sure know a lot about being left

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its peekoto

what did you expect

What did you mean by this?

I don't know
ever since my Latvian gf left me I just keep shitposting

stop bullying me please i'm the last of my kind
ta

Great Russian genocide when?

soon

>soon
Suicide?

>suicide?

thats your job

>nazis will rise again
when youth in west fall for communism meme

youtube.com/watch?v=eQ0fFQ9Dkeg

>you average ethnic Latvian

>that one poor bullied lithuanian is trying to start something

sad really

Fuck off you fucking faggot

Bought mayo, cheese, garlic and rye bread. Guess what I'm going to make.

suicide

im happy until I start thinking thoughts

a male rye bread sculpture cumming (mayo) on a female sculptures hairy pussy (grated cheese), the garlic is to keep rodents from eating the installation

Were you always like this or is your damaged personality the result of systematic abuse you suffered through your formative years?

I blame anime desu

maaafija, maaafija, mafija visur...

san an is best for mods

literally my diary desu

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ciulpk tu bybi, durniau

imege muna

neturiu kam ;_;

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Kowno everyone

The flag on high! The ranks tightly closed!
The SA marches with quiet, steady step.
Comrades shot by the Red Front and reactionaries
March in spirit within our ranks.
Comrades shot by the Red Front and reactionaries
March in spirit within our ranks.

Clear the streets for the brown battalions,
Clear the streets for the storm division!
Millions are looking upon the swastika full of hope,
The day of freedom and of bread dawns!
Millions are looking upon the swastika full of hope,
The day of freedom and of bread dawns!

For the last time, the call to arms is sounded!
For the fight, we all stand prepared!
Already Hitler's banners fly over all streets.
The time of bondage will last but a little while now!
Already Hitler's banners fly over all streets.
The time of bondage will last but a little while now.

The flag on high! The ranks tightly closed!
The SA march with quiet, steady step.
Comrades shot by the Red Front and reactionaries,
March in spirit within our ranks.
Comrades shot by the Red Front and reactionaries,
March in spirit within our ranks.

>neturiu kam ;_;
Wilno everyone

Jeigu neatrasysit i si stulpa busit DUXAI LOPAI SUKA BLIOT GERAI AS TEN PYMPYS SYKNA SUBYNE BLET SPERMA KONCIUS SUDAI KAKALAI

a man pohui

love these

bučiau Wilno - turėčiau

>Memel
>Kowno
>Wilno
Really made me think

boy sminem cool

Na tuomet man rodos tu pritaptum prie tu Wilnieciu

which is the best gommie :DDD
1. Algirdas Brazauskas
2. Algirdas Paleckis
2. Algirdas Butkevičius
3.Algirdas Sysas
9. Algirdas
4. your mom

tavo mama

B========D O:

privyet malchiki

Right is most popular towards men under 30.
In some countries right wing gets over 50% by men under 30.

Women are not important in this case since they will just vote what media, opr later bf, tells her.

Hmmm... Makes you think you probably shouldn't name your kid Algirdas.

interesting isn't it

hahaha omg soo true right girls? lmao like and share for more funny pics

*dabs HARD*

SKRT, get money with the gang, pipe it up, stay swervin homie, just lean with it, he dabbin, bad bitch twerkin, all about the mula, GANG

makes me think

daaamn all these m&m flavors
i only know two

>not getting fucked by BB who stayed overnight
Roasties, everyone

what sort of fucking language is that

GUYS

If you had to choose ONE and ONLY ONE Pable you would have to live with together for the rest of your life

Would you rather choose Pablo Escobar or Pablo Picasso?

Each would respectively influence your overall standart of living with their fortune and living habits, among other things

what is BB?

Appelsap, pokeroll!
Rotje, single, brrrrrrrrrr, Prins Poke, single, olingaaa!


Hey, all of my jongens zijn real (real)
Wij maken single for real
What a kill, pas op, bragga, ghighi!
Jullie ken mij net pokroe-man
[?] met die pokoe man
Kom effe checken en foto man
Breng me money en rot op man

Kick it, flip it, bitches vallen als ik val, als ik val
Niggas loeren op de nigga want ik ball, ball
Steve Paps is op kop, hij doet die France
Geen rotte appels te vinden bij Appelsap
Ey, ey, ey, vroeg op die tang op die deck, ik en m'n mannen gaan ham
Bang, jij wordt geklemd als je lackt, en snitch je krijgt never respect
Jij mist je stroom, maar dat lukt me wel
Jouw stack is dunner dan wisselgeld, wisselgeld
Chainz is geen dealer maar superheld
Jij zet die chink, als je belt vang ik supersnel
Jij moet naar huis als je moeder belt, ik ben op saaf, ik kom klaar als ik money tel (pingping!)
M'n jongens die houden het straat, straat
Ik hossel van maart tot aan maart
Ze zeggen ik trap teveel (holl up), Ik zeg oja dat is waar (dom!)
Ik ben een topic op straat, ik breek m'n brood als ik brood heb gemaakt
Versnel die mannen, Vince, Gino Dekker, ik moet blijven rennen want het gaat best lekker
Wie gaat een nigga voorzetten, boss je 1 op 1, net een man-dekker
Wij gaan niet op, moet je afbellen
Die mannen dampen tijdens aftellen
Spend alleen wanneer ik kan spenden
Ga je in zee, die jongens moetn afzwemmen


Chossel, chossel, chossel, dom!
Chossel, chossel, chossel, dom!
Aan het rennen met m'n ras, ze drukken op het gas, geen tijd meer voor de koppel'
(Want ik..) chossel, chossel, chossel (iehhh)
Chossel, chossel, chossel (iehh)
Jongen met die automaat, paper net een bureaucraat
Onderweg net een piraat, ik loop met die papieren net een consulaat
We draaien lijnen, net een draad, sannie bij m'n kaak en clannies in je straat
Niet het type dat bestuurd wordt, hoofd is heter dan een kuuroord
Kleding duurder dan een huurmoord (ey), kleding duurder dan een huurmoord

*dabs* SKURT !

It's your's Best Buddy. Like in BBF (I actually just mistyped BF)

>tfw no bf to suck dick of

sasha is my BB

Typical Kaunas poster

>this is how weeb's ass looks like
imgur.com/akaT2BH

I'll cook u borsch and pelmeni, bby.

gosha rubchinskiy is my best friend

>tfw no Russian crossdresser bf named Natasha
Tell me this pain will stop someday

>t. mafijozas

mfw I accidentally touched some womens butt in the gym with my palm and she didn't even turned around

Wilno everyone

youtube.com/watch?v=-R8GucJYF6w

this is what Wilno will vote for...

You mean so little to women they don't acknowledge your existence even after you sexually harass them. It's like you're not even a man to them.

>this obliterates the commie

youtube.com/watch?v=FaCHBmGWcBc

I hope you aren't Polack, r-right? cuz Polacks don't arouse me for some reason...

that hurts mate
btw I bet I could beat you

Tavas mamaskas ir prostitutkas no Klaipeda

He's from Wilno. Probably a polack. It's full of cryptopolacks.

>tfw non-ironically having vagina and posting itt right now
who knows that feeling?

Your fists and feet can break my bones, but I have words that will make you cry.

ismok rasyti, daune

HERE

wilno nasze

>having sexual fantasies about chatting with qt Lithboi
>it's actually kurwa pshek or bydlo ruskie behind the Lith flag

KURWA

>but I have words that will make you cry
don't thinks so
I'm not really a sensitive person t.bh haven't cried for atleast 8 or more years.

Slavs are the most discriminated race in Europe. Your post just confirms this once more.

The only sure way of getting a pure lithuanian boy is to look for a zhmudzhin.

sad story desu..

>implying lithuanians are not kurwa psheks and bydlos

>t. lenkas

estonians, what the fuck is this?

legaltext.ee

ベイヌか?

Kāpēc "stacijā" ir pēdiņās?

kāpēc lai kāds nošautu vīrieti, pirms izmetot viņu no lidmašīnas?

ayy pacany )))

me, my wife and my wife's son.

zdrw ))

>there are posters from Kowno ITT right now
*pukes*

>))
wilno, everybody

)

haha kowno? more like govno

Good post
Wll Gowno ever recover?

why are there so many Liths itt right now?

why is this happening?

>gowno
Wilno everybody

this has to be fake

So why did you make a city which used to be Polish as your capital? you mad?

>why yes I'm from Wilno and I'm a fag
Wilno everybody

>colluding with the r*ssian
Wilno everybody

Why?

> гoвнo
Hehehe

kek

most powerful race of the baltics

素晴らしい冗談で

Only people from Kaunas are butthurt about Vilnius being the capital

I haven't seen anybody being butthurt about this

butiful You's

>cuddling with the russian
halal

>being butthurt about having a shithole for a capital
only wilno polacks can think like this

Why is it that the most insufferable people on the internet are Brits

rly want a rus gf desu
pls post cute rus gfs

heres a (you)
france is top tier

>I am not butthurt
>*insert butthurt comment*

Wilno influence

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>nose ring
delet

not so cute

hello

eww just look at that hideous slav face
probably damaged by krokodil

So.. what's going on with all this Wilno vs Kaunas drama, lads? Smth new rly.

me on the left

is this one better?

>wall carpet

this one has a worse face

what the fuck is that

Why is one pupil dilated and the other not? Is she on some kind of Russian crack?

Nastya Zhidkikh apparently

she's nasty alright

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looks like starving FWG. fwg, you?

makes her look crazy 2bh

is this one okay?

looks like my uncle (male), lad

>uncle (male)
lithuania has truly achieved high levels of lgbt tolerance if you needed to specify

>uncle (male)
pffffffff did you really needed to specify this
Lithuania everyone

im highly interested in your standards so I'm gonna keep posting Russian girls

I'm pointing it out to this french user, you have to be tolerant to other people's culture, lad.

looks like my dog (pigeon)

>that damage control
Wilno everybody

Hello, i heard /balt/ + /ausnz/ are the most based people, is that true?

I'm from northern bydloland though

Gowno Kowno
Wilno Pyzdo

do you like ayy lmaos ?

How do I deal with being so goddamn attractive?

Throw acid on your face

I am a different guy.

Typical German horse face tbqh

how often do you get laid?

people told me I look like her )))

I'm giving up sadly. do you like dogs?

yes

Looks like my pigeon (dog)

Ye, I like dags

no
not blonde
not blonde

3 months for Latvia travel, so excited

poor dog has a nigger part over his eye :(

technologijos.lt/n/technologijos/gsm/S-57232
Bravo Latvia

All the repressed anger and pain inside me is starting to come up again. I'm one failure away from complete breakdown yet I still keep my memes fresh

>not dead yet
pussy

Dank memes keep me alive

puhas kass

lurps lurps

youtube.com/watch?v=WgU8KbohpdI

thoughts?

*burns down a church*

WE

Too long didn't watch lol

>3 months
wtf are you walking there?

On a serious note: I'm legitimately suicidal, where should I look for help?

>where should I look for help?
Down a shotgun barrel xD

inside my bed

I'll fuck the sad out of you siim

It's Tanel not Siim and that's pretty gay tho

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KRIKIN KAJA PÖHÖ :DDDD
based suomi meme

What makes you upset? There's always a way out of any situation.

It's all the repressed pain and anger releasing. Main sources are: parents fought all the time when I was little. Father beat me, bullied in school, never had any true friends, now in college people still avoid me and there is also sexual frustration

Go to church.

go to a psychologist and get some happy pills

I'm excited at the prospect of a new threD

I don't have any money and I think my families health insurance doesn't cover me anymore since I'm 21

I kinda wanted to make fun of you, but it turned out I'm almost the same

then just go to a regular doctor, if you tell him what's up he can also perscribe you antidepressants or benzos afaik

>Thread page Image-limit-images > 100
>Start new thread
Why do you do this?

Anti depressants mess with brain chemistry. I just want someone to listen to what I have to say

to assert dominance over less frequented threads

Because a new thread is required

>Anti depressants mess with brain chemistry.
That's the point. Why stay unhappy and suicidal when literally all you have to do is take a pill? Any negative side effects are surely outweighed by the fact that you'll feel calm and good.

>I just want someone to listen to what I have to say
The truth is that most people only really care about themselves, and unless you have a really really good friend (which you don't), a loving partner (which you don't) or a loving parent, people are only going to listen to you for the money (which you don't possess, as you said)

Well that's fucking brute

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>in college
That will pass with the time, just wait.