sophie edition
/brit/
korean pop
GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
more like korean poop
They need to just give her a nude scene 2bh
love this OP
brilliant thread
icelandic hip hop desu lads
thanks mate all me i am the orchestrater of this post and the original post.
Yoga 710?
ta mate.
*pushes you to the floor*
uhm .. back the fuck off?!
haha lads don't fight over me, my willy can handle you both
seem to have an unusually large impact on some australian lads life lads
i wonder what it's like being australian and knowing that death is literally hiding in every crack and crevice inside your house and probably even crawls on you in your sleep
Ichiban
lipstick, for men
Lads
look here
>Kiwi accents
lol
need a milf to force feed me wine and chocolate digestives whilst we sit in our underwear watching tv
...
watching Steven Universe
need a fireman gf to save me from burning buildings desu
mmm yes
need a bloke gf to play darts with
*tosses an opened zyklon B canister in your room and locks the door*
need a bloke to suck dicks for laughs with
>fireman gf
>man gf
hmmm
just how exactly do i get a gf?
seriously answers only please
that's neet
echo chamber: the thread
>Create a massive basin in the Iraqi desert
>Rising sea level drains into it
Why wouldn't this work?
Wonder what it'd do to flesh
hmm
Imagine that on your spuds
echo
>echo chamber
you mean you're mum's fanny haha
Step 1: Be confident
Step 2: Go up and talk to girls
Step 3: Just be yourself
*stabs your neck with a sabre*
guarantee you got this from reddit, seems like the type of video those runts watch
disgusting shirt.
Nothing wrong with that shirt
/r/mildlysatisfyinh
>tfw straight black hair
im not even asian REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
**fireperson
fucking thought police
how do I get hair like this
I watch a lot of autistic engineering and machine work videos on YouTube and it popped up in my recommendations, also I have never been on reddit in my life
just wanted to type this out to let you know how UTTERLY wrong you were. You need to go take a good hard look at yourself I think. Sort your act out.
bbc.co.uk
tim almost claims another victim
hey lads heard you lot were a bunch of poofs
heh yeah you are
you're not a faggot so don't get it?
certainly not here
go outside
talk to girls
the gfs
I was presuming your would be gf was a trap
>match with girl on tinder
>have 2 mutual friends
>realize after talking to her for a while she's been in my class for a year
>have a class with her in it in an hour
H E L P
might go imagine my hand is a vagina lads, thoughts?
Business idea: Chocolate Jammy Dodgers
Be good looking
me on the right
we could use a big vacuum to suck up the sand and move it somewhere else
ignore the taigs.
gross
you're gross
absolute sacrilege
Quite nippy
Reckon it's time to break out the dressing gown and hot water bottle
be asian
>this is 10/10 in britain
lol
Can I fist your botty?
gf just sent me this
>Mick too poor to afford insulation and a heater
they should make the janny come up to everyone's door and personally tell them that he's banned them. Tell you what sunshine I'd never be banned again i can promise you that
>yanks use (((air conditioning)))
you could not make it up
She went blonde recently, quite like it desu
She's so fucking hot, ughhhh
I must fill her with my Fingolian seed
i mine on right now
i have two fans blowing it on me
it's ncie
shut up you queer
>move into a new house
>theres no heating
>poms can't afford it
you could make it up but it wouldn't be funny
lads if you buy a car from a dealership do you drive it away the same day?
don't get how it works with insurance, whether you have to go in, purchase, then go home and get insurance before picking the car up
going to look at potentially my first car tomorrow and i might buy it haha
>friend says his gf is off her rocker again
>ask him what the issue is
>'there IS no issue'
The sad thing is that this applies to every gf desu
>Australia needs heating
Interesting
*obliterates your forearms with a cricket bat*
you do realise this country has seasons
I want some Celtic pucci
>im not even asian
sure thing.
Ahh yes those cool 20 degree winter evenings.
i was looking at northwestern australia on google maps the other day and a lot of the houses were built on stilts
like they have flooding problems or something but it's a desert
weird
>but i FEEL like there is!
ate some fish with rice and might wank now
*batters you*
*sticks you in the fryer*
@65250732
consider posting a fucking machine or 2 before you do
not even gonna (You) you.
Hits negative digits where I am 2bh, most of the relevant parts of the country regularly sit between 10-15 at the peak of winter
stop listening to the memes
> australians think they have seasons
ha
haha
8 degree mornings*
get it right la
...
well that was un UTTER fuck up
feel like an idiot now.
go on bully me.
9C outside lads its FUCKING COLD
Fucked that right up didn't you Daz haha, going to tell the boys about this tomorrow
The danish gf is telling me how much she wants to suck my willy lads
makes me feel wanted desu
Ah yes, Australians
...
haha look at this twat
LADS
cis women are disgusting
Without screen caps or things of the like I believe this to be false
post her munted head again i want a good laugh
well hey there fellow 4chanarians! *raises spork*
HAHA WHAT AN IDIOT
consider committing suicide my man LOL
fucking hell what an embarrassment, you've gone as red as a spanked runt
do some rape
quit talking to your pastry and just eat it
Gonna take my second dose of DNP
Hope I don't die!
(but more than that I wish I lose weight!)
it's true but she's a right minger, looks like she's sleepwalking
Dane?
Bit rude
when does the narwhal bacon? XD :P only true internet meme aficionados will get this one
barking
lube it up first.
Want to fuck a fucking fatty lads, got a semi right now just thinking about it 2bh
>le xD he made a mistake on a fucking sock puppet BBS
take a step back and look at your own lives before you go examining mine you runts.
4uuuu
fucken over it las
absolutely woofing at your sorry state of existence rn
*fuckin batters you*
so why do australians build their houses on stilts? i'm genuinely curious
at least our houses can withstand a little storm
hey lad
...
>go on bully me
>stop bullying me
nigger
You utter nut
are we talking chubby fat or obese fat
Because it floods you absolute spacker
I could beat any of you guys up desu
as fat as a jew's wallet
Sit back down sunshine
seriously considering just killing myself right now lads haha
Thanking god my uni doesn't have a LGBTQ+ club
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ALL I WANTED.
BUT YOU WEREN'T HONEST, NOW GET IN THE GROUND.
Ah yes let me just screencap my Skype call
you utter balloon
>today is my birthday
>only three people on normiebook wished me a happy birthday
>i'm okay with this
Am I getting old?
australia is a literal fucking desert there's no way it could flood
there's probably a more realistic answer and you're just fucking with me. like to repel emus or something
...
My current daily regiment
>200mg DNP
>50mg Bicalutamide
>6mg Progynova
>2.5mg Finasteride
>10,000ug Biotin
You fucking cunt. I'm 6'4" and built like a brick shithouse. I could kill you.
this yanks bait is getting progressively worse, not worth another (You)
Ah so it's false
...
...
It's to stop moles burrowing through the floorboards
*decks you with a single punch*
Heh, 6'4'' but not much muscle.
Happy Birthday user, have a good one
>McKenna
what an absolutely disgusting name
I-IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO!
Don't need it, Bruce. Chuffing freezing most of the time
I deactivate my FB for a week prior to and after my birthday 2bh
Got too many embarrassing photos from almost a decade ago that I'd prefer they not see on the off-chance they go looking while on my page
Ironic isn't it?
The creature the white man reveres above all others, the pig, they also accept that it's the filthiest, greediest and most vile of all of the almightys creations
So then why? Why do they worship this beast?
I'll tell you, it's because the white man knows, the white man knows the pig embodies all of his qualities and that must mean they are one in the same.
Did pigs evolve into men?
or do men evolve into pigs?
That I cannot know
well i leled at your bad joke. now what?
I WANNA KISS BRITISH BOYS
happy birthday
have some tights
but that's gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Who here only eats every other day?
Food is for the weak
To: Poleaboo
Subject: Pigs
If we're being honest you're filthier than the average pig (which are pretty clean desu)
Pigs wallow in their own much
I used to shower every day but I stopped now because I'm on DNP and the hot water might overheat me
I eat for 5 days then fast for 2
Food is for the week
...
Sexist pigs have no place in /brit/.
The filthiest creature is a Paki.
>much
*muck
autism
*does a poo on your head*
lol
>Paki
Think you mean Asian
>65251298
>it doesn't shower everyday
>oinker trying to deflect
nice try
>have some cod in the fridge
>look up recipes
>they all say "2 fillets of cod / salmon"
ah yes,
"Today Laura, I shall make us Thyme Roasted Cod. Now hand me that salmon."
"...but you just said"
"DAMN IT LAURA, I'm following the recipe!"
*sigh*
why is australia so ugly
The creature we rever most is the dog
The filthiest creature is the white male.
What is this new thing?
I shower once every 2 weeks
*glasses you*
Wogs OUT OUT OUT
Happy Birthday too
such a reddit post
delete this you unbearable cunt
It could freaking kill me
i enjoyed it
>65251413
so shower with cold water you utter runt
If your definition of reddit is "funny post I could never hope to recreate" then you need to have a word with yourself
it should be too hard to find a desperate fatty.
when two foreign flags post one after the other reply with snap
Business idea: Stick me in a cage naked with Ronda Rousey and don't let me out until I'm unconscious
funny, isn't it?
when i came here 17 months ago and i said i wanted to lead a campaign to get pakishit to fuck off, you all laughed at me.
well i have to say, you're not laughing now are you?
HE as a straight brown male paki is in denial.
how would you know what a reddit post is unless you've been there
the jig is up
makes sense
snap
>he considers this beautiful
u wot m8
this snap shit just serves to prove the average age of posters here is about 105. fuck off you little shits
Just got called "terf scum" on lgbt
Quite a few of (You)s in there
good lad
jeez, that's older than i thought.
what're you like 200 or something
fuck off oldie
Thanks!
are those abbo toilets on the ground there
how was WW1 lad?
SNAP
That sounds painful, I hate having to wash my hair with cold water, can't imagine doing my whole body, though I do feel gross right now
I am laughing
You failed, kangaroo fucker
*ahem*
Wogs OUT OUT OUT
triple snap
:3
brb lads, taking a poo
The amount of people that just went "snap" proves the predictable, smart arse nature of this board.
All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
this is our country now
what are you gonna do about it white boi
I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
ngl is does have a strange, other-worldly charm. probably way too hot for white people though. explains why aussies are such mad cunts
not a fan of these would-be jokers knowingly misusing the snap gimmick
snap
snap
the gf informs me that she wants to dress up like Harley Quinn
hm yes very interesting
strongly dislike how everyone is ignoring my posts like i'm some kind of stupid yank that doesn't belong here
Starting to really fucking hate one of my flatmates lads
No sense of humour, really full of himself, and literally the dumbest guy I have ever met in my life
*gets davo and the boys round*
*starts a riot and glassing every leb and wog in sight*
Hmm, yes...
*looks at you*
what does all that shit do?
old or new
Stab him to death one night and roll him into a canal.
makes you an annoying cunt on /brit/
Her short hair years were without a doubt her worst 2bh
looks like a friend of my nans desu
Starting to really fucking hate one of my flatmates lads
Doesn't appreciate banter, complains about me behind my back, thinks he's more intelligent than me
the one from the film baka
attempting to talk her into the classic costume
I want a shaver like this.
...
k im back
prefer the newer one 2bh, much more of a cocktease
Nah thats the thing I'M the one who appreciates banter he just has no sense of humour and gets offended by bants way too easily
Blocks T
Supplies E (softer skin, breast growth, fat redistribution)
Helps hair grow quicker
Lose weight
Stop and possibly reverse hair loss
Not in that order
NOT SO SMART AFTER ALL IS HE?
Just got this letter in the post lads
I know this girl, mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once
every cunt is going to dress up like harley quinn for halloween
business idea: 18 blade super razor
S Club (there ain't no party like an S Club party)
Gonna show you how (everybody get down tonight)
S Club (there ain't no party like an S Club party)
Gonna take you high (shake your body from side to side)
not reading a word of this
>Timothy
Nice name you bender
>private and confidential
>time still plasters it all over his facebook and youtube videos
Is that a bad thing
did you use up your month's data uploading this haha
Starting to really fucking hate two of my tenants lads
Their flat smells like manure, they keep clogging the plumbing and there are always black guys in their flat with their girlfriends when they're gone for some reason
I acknowledge your opinion but disagree for one simple reason
I have THE biggest spandex fetish in existence
Just like every quirky virgin dresses up like Deadpool
REDDIT ALERT
REDDIT ALERT
REDDIT ALERT
I SAID 18 BLADE SUPER RAZOR LAD
the biggest, you say?
Am in a better mood now
Based
I do
to shreds, you say
>the federal republic of germany
...
can't hear u m8
Just remembered I was also asked during the phone interview "why I wanted the job" and I said "because it was available"
That was when I quit, I think
boyfriend is thinking of dressing up as Harley Quinn
thinking of breaking up with him
E I G H T E E N
B L A D E
S U P E R
R A Z O R
M A T E
Think she's naturally blonde, red was always for the show
fuck sakes
halloween's going to be shit
think i'll need to see some of your collection to verify this statement
the entire crew?
dang he's fucked
did you use up all your month's energy typing this haha
I was unironically considering doing it to show off my siq quads and hamstrings. People would find it funny too
doxxable info
>he doesn't shave 5 times a week
>"""he""" is literally a female
We've already got four blade razors, why would we need another four blade razor?
Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction
Satisfaction, satisfaction,
satisfaction, satisfaction
my "fitness goal" is to have a body manly enough that if I ever wore a dress, people would know I was having a laugh and not considering a new lifestyle haha
ahah
*looks back*
Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Again this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
not a fan of this silence
mate I said eighteen.
18
One-eight
Hmmm
Should I go to my lecture or should I have a crafty wank
Difficult decision
both
My loneliness is killing me (and I)
I must confess, I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
I'm getting laser
My beard shadow is currently so intense that it doesn't matter how often I shave
Comedic phrase idea: 'Arse over bollocks' - for when you fall over in hysterical fashion
not quite getting this concept
one eight bladed razor? Why? Why not go bigger and make an 18 bladed razor?
8 blades seems like a waste.
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>My beard shadow is currently so intense that it doesn't matter how often I shave
hey me too :-)
giving u a sign, bby
Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
You could be arse over bollocks by lying on your front
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
..just wait until laser clears my face, then you'll all be sorry
have a pizza in the oven (not a metaphor)
hi
>Anger as Churchill's home is turned into Hitler HQ for Transformers 5
Just grow a beard like the straight men you try to emulate
dem arse + bollocks are arousing.
>no homo
what is this laser you speak of
heyyy ;-p
Ah, yes. Yanks.
daft punk are utter shit
transformers is shit anyway
kek
I hate black people so this is fine by me.
elitedaily.com
in front of husband lmao
> the scent of your willy when you wake up
laser facial hair removal
actually nevermind. the husband only found out because of this picture that a stratnger took of her at her bachelorette party
>getting married
>The scent of your bf's willy when you wake up next to him
:3
why
>~320mil people in the US
>~60k tweets
>all Yanks must be like this
seems like a lot of shit to be putting in your body. i was on heaps of meds before and it gave me a seizure.
thanks for helping me waste 3 mins of my life you runt sack.
>laser facial hair removal will make me a girl! I just know it! can't wait for all those pink scars on my face!
i NEED a brisbane bf
I'm transgender
Always hated having facial hair and shaving
sounds like you need to wash more often
Damn lad you're right
Find me a single yank that isn't a pathetic queer that isn't Clint Eastwood.
when i wake up my bellend smells like the fish counter at ASDA
me
Only my second day on DNP but I can confirm the rest of it is real safe
I got a business idea:
18 bladed razors
whose in?
Bad post
desu i like the smell of it
>3 minutes
lmao you were one of the kids I bullied in primary school about his inability to read. would always call on you during reading sessions so the whole class would have to hear you stutter
rare
Don't ruin our family-friendly fun Mongolia
*invests heavily*
...
You failed the test.
Haven't posted here in months. Did it kill itself yet?
What's the latest update, because he was supposed to be summoned to court this month
Daily reminder that the brits surrendered to the mongol empire
The fiance there, embarrassing me as usual aha
alri
wankers
nu
Hmmmm I need an Aussie bf
NOT a nice post
kys
Foy
i giggled.
i respectfully disagree.
>DNP
what side effects does DNP have?
Coming out with a 19 bladed razor desu, sorry kid nothing personel