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sophie edition

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korean pop

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

more like korean poop

They need to just give her a nude scene 2bh

love this OP

brilliant thread

icelandic hip hop desu lads

thanks mate all me i am the orchestrater of this post and the original post.

Yoga 710?

ta mate.

*pushes you to the floor*
uhm .. back the fuck off?!

haha lads don't fight over me, my willy can handle you both

seem to have an unusually large impact on some australian lads life lads

i wonder what it's like being australian and knowing that death is literally hiding in every crack and crevice inside your house and probably even crawls on you in your sleep

Ichiban
lipstick, for men

Lads
look here
>Kiwi accents
lol

need a milf to force feed me wine and chocolate digestives whilst we sit in our underwear watching tv

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watching Steven Universe

need a fireman gf to save me from burning buildings desu

youtu.be/Q8q3DZB_l6M

mmm yes

need a bloke gf to play darts with

*tosses an opened zyklon B canister in your room and locks the door*

need a bloke to suck dicks for laughs with

>fireman gf
>man gf
hmmm

just how exactly do i get a gf?

seriously answers only please

that's neet

echo chamber: the thread

>Create a massive basin in the Iraqi desert
>Rising sea level drains into it

Why wouldn't this work?

Wonder what it'd do to flesh

hmm

Imagine that on your spuds

echo

>echo chamber
you mean you're mum's fanny haha

Step 1: Be confident
Step 2: Go up and talk to girls
Step 3: Just be yourself

*stabs your neck with a sabre*

guarantee you got this from reddit, seems like the type of video those runts watch

disgusting shirt.

Nothing wrong with that shirt

/r/mildlysatisfyinh

>tfw straight black hair
im not even asian REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

**fireperson
fucking thought police

how do I get hair like this

I watch a lot of autistic engineering and machine work videos on YouTube and it popped up in my recommendations, also I have never been on reddit in my life

just wanted to type this out to let you know how UTTERLY wrong you were. You need to go take a good hard look at yourself I think. Sort your act out.

bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/37451667

tim almost claims another victim

hey lads heard you lot were a bunch of poofs

heh yeah you are

you're not a faggot so don't get it?

certainly not here
go outside
talk to girls

the gfs

I was presuming your would be gf was a trap

>match with girl on tinder
>have 2 mutual friends
>realize after talking to her for a while she's been in my class for a year
>have a class with her in it in an hour

H E L P

might go imagine my hand is a vagina lads, thoughts?

Business idea: Chocolate Jammy Dodgers

Be good looking

me on the right

we could use a big vacuum to suck up the sand and move it somewhere else

ignore the taigs.

gross

you're gross

absolute sacrilege

Quite nippy
Reckon it's time to break out the dressing gown and hot water bottle

be asian

>this is 10/10 in britain

lol

Can I fist your botty?

gf just sent me this

>Mick too poor to afford insulation and a heater

they should make the janny come up to everyone's door and personally tell them that he's banned them. Tell you what sunshine I'd never be banned again i can promise you that

>yanks use (((air conditioning)))
you could not make it up

She went blonde recently, quite like it desu

She's so fucking hot, ughhhh
I must fill her with my Fingolian seed

i mine on right now
i have two fans blowing it on me

it's ncie

shut up you queer

>move into a new house
>theres no heating

>poms can't afford it

you could make it up but it wouldn't be funny

lads if you buy a car from a dealership do you drive it away the same day?

don't get how it works with insurance, whether you have to go in, purchase, then go home and get insurance before picking the car up

going to look at potentially my first car tomorrow and i might buy it haha

>friend says his gf is off her rocker again
>ask him what the issue is
>'there IS no issue'

The sad thing is that this applies to every gf desu

>Australia needs heating
Interesting

*obliterates your forearms with a cricket bat*

you do realise this country has seasons

I want some Celtic pucci

>im not even asian

sure thing.

Ahh yes those cool 20 degree winter evenings.

i was looking at northwestern australia on google maps the other day and a lot of the houses were built on stilts

like they have flooding problems or something but it's a desert

weird

>but i FEEL like there is!

ate some fish with rice and might wank now

*batters you*
*sticks you in the fryer*

@65250732

consider posting a fucking machine or 2 before you do

not even gonna (You) you.

Hits negative digits where I am 2bh, most of the relevant parts of the country regularly sit between 10-15 at the peak of winter
stop listening to the memes

> australians think they have seasons

ha

haha

8 degree mornings*
get it right la

...

well that was un UTTER fuck up

feel like an idiot now.

go on bully me.

9C outside lads its FUCKING COLD

Fucked that right up didn't you Daz haha, going to tell the boys about this tomorrow

The danish gf is telling me how much she wants to suck my willy lads
makes me feel wanted desu

Ah yes, Australians

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haha look at this twat

LADS

cis women are disgusting

Without screen caps or things of the like I believe this to be false

post her munted head again i want a good laugh

well hey there fellow 4chanarians! *raises spork*

HAHA WHAT AN IDIOT
consider committing suicide my man LOL

fucking hell what an embarrassment, you've gone as red as a spanked runt

do some rape

quit talking to your pastry and just eat it

Gonna take my second dose of DNP

Hope I don't die!
(but more than that I wish I lose weight!)

it's true but she's a right minger, looks like she's sleepwalking

Dane?

Bit rude

when does the narwhal bacon? XD :P only true internet meme aficionados will get this one

barking

lube it up first.

Want to fuck a fucking fatty lads, got a semi right now just thinking about it 2bh

>le xD he made a mistake on a fucking sock puppet BBS

take a step back and look at your own lives before you go examining mine you runts.

4uuuu

fucken over it las

absolutely woofing at your sorry state of existence rn

*fuckin batters you*

so why do australians build their houses on stilts? i'm genuinely curious

at least our houses can withstand a little storm

hey lad

...

>go on bully me
>stop bullying me
nigger

You utter nut

are we talking chubby fat or obese fat

Because it floods you absolute spacker

I could beat any of you guys up desu

as fat as a jew's wallet

Sit back down sunshine

seriously considering just killing myself right now lads haha

Thanking god my uni doesn't have a LGBTQ+ club

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ALL I WANTED.

BUT YOU WEREN'T HONEST, NOW GET IN THE GROUND.

Ah yes let me just screencap my Skype call
you utter balloon

>today is my birthday
>only three people on normiebook wished me a happy birthday
>i'm okay with this
Am I getting old?

australia is a literal fucking desert there's no way it could flood

there's probably a more realistic answer and you're just fucking with me. like to repel emus or something

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My current daily regiment

>200mg DNP
>50mg Bicalutamide
>6mg Progynova
>2.5mg Finasteride
>10,000ug Biotin

You fucking cunt. I'm 6'4" and built like a brick shithouse. I could kill you.

this yanks bait is getting progressively worse, not worth another (You)
Ah so it's false

...

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It's to stop moles burrowing through the floorboards

*decks you with a single punch*
Heh, 6'4'' but not much muscle.

Happy Birthday user, have a good one

>McKenna
what an absolutely disgusting name

I-IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO!

Don't need it, Bruce. Chuffing freezing most of the time

I deactivate my FB for a week prior to and after my birthday 2bh
Got too many embarrassing photos from almost a decade ago that I'd prefer they not see on the off-chance they go looking while on my page

Ironic isn't it?

The creature the white man reveres above all others, the pig, they also accept that it's the filthiest, greediest and most vile of all of the almightys creations

So then why? Why do they worship this beast?
I'll tell you, it's because the white man knows, the white man knows the pig embodies all of his qualities and that must mean they are one in the same.
Did pigs evolve into men?
or do men evolve into pigs?
That I cannot know

well i leled at your bad joke. now what?

I WANNA KISS BRITISH BOYS

happy birthday

have some tights

but that's gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Who here only eats every other day?

Food is for the weak

To: Poleaboo
Subject: Pigs

If we're being honest you're filthier than the average pig (which are pretty clean desu)

Pigs wallow in their own much

I used to shower every day but I stopped now because I'm on DNP and the hot water might overheat me

I eat for 5 days then fast for 2

Food is for the week

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Sexist pigs have no place in /brit/.

The filthiest creature is a Paki.

>much
*muck

autism

*does a poo on your head*
lol

>Paki
Think you mean Asian

>65251298
>it doesn't shower everyday

>oinker trying to deflect
nice try

>have some cod in the fridge
>look up recipes
>they all say "2 fillets of cod / salmon"

ah yes,
"Today Laura, I shall make us Thyme Roasted Cod. Now hand me that salmon."
"...but you just said"
"DAMN IT LAURA, I'm following the recipe!"

*sigh*
why is australia so ugly

The creature we rever most is the dog

The filthiest creature is the white male.

What is this new thing?

I shower once every 2 weeks

*glasses you*
Wogs OUT OUT OUT

Happy Birthday too

such a reddit post

delete this you unbearable cunt

It could freaking kill me

i enjoyed it

>65251413
so shower with cold water you utter runt

If your definition of reddit is "funny post I could never hope to recreate" then you need to have a word with yourself

it should be too hard to find a desperate fatty.

when two foreign flags post one after the other reply with snap

Business idea: Stick me in a cage naked with Ronda Rousey and don't let me out until I'm unconscious

funny, isn't it?

when i came here 17 months ago and i said i wanted to lead a campaign to get pakishit to fuck off, you all laughed at me.

well i have to say, you're not laughing now are you?

HE as a straight brown male paki is in denial.

how would you know what a reddit post is unless you've been there

the jig is up

makes sense

snap

>he considers this beautiful
u wot m8

this snap shit just serves to prove the average age of posters here is about 105. fuck off you little shits

Just got called "terf scum" on lgbt

Quite a few of (You)s in there
good lad

jeez, that's older than i thought.

what're you like 200 or something

fuck off oldie

Thanks!

are those abbo toilets on the ground there

how was WW1 lad?

SNAP

That sounds painful, I hate having to wash my hair with cold water, can't imagine doing my whole body, though I do feel gross right now

I am laughing

You failed, kangaroo fucker

*ahem*
Wogs OUT OUT OUT

triple snap

:3

brb lads, taking a poo

The amount of people that just went "snap" proves the predictable, smart arse nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

this is our country now
what are you gonna do about it white boi

I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

ngl is does have a strange, other-worldly charm. probably way too hot for white people though. explains why aussies are such mad cunts

not a fan of these would-be jokers knowingly misusing the snap gimmick

snap

snap

the gf informs me that she wants to dress up like Harley Quinn
hm yes very interesting

strongly dislike how everyone is ignoring my posts like i'm some kind of stupid yank that doesn't belong here

Starting to really fucking hate one of my flatmates lads
No sense of humour, really full of himself, and literally the dumbest guy I have ever met in my life

*gets davo and the boys round*
*starts a riot and glassing every leb and wog in sight*
Hmm, yes...

*looks at you*

what does all that shit do?

old or new

Stab him to death one night and roll him into a canal.

makes you an annoying cunt on /brit/

Her short hair years were without a doubt her worst 2bh
looks like a friend of my nans desu

Starting to really fucking hate one of my flatmates lads
Doesn't appreciate banter, complains about me behind my back, thinks he's more intelligent than me

the one from the film baka
attempting to talk her into the classic costume

I want a shaver like this.

...

k im back

prefer the newer one 2bh, much more of a cocktease

Nah thats the thing I'M the one who appreciates banter he just has no sense of humour and gets offended by bants way too easily

Blocks T
Supplies E (softer skin, breast growth, fat redistribution)
Helps hair grow quicker
Lose weight
Stop and possibly reverse hair loss

Not in that order

NOT SO SMART AFTER ALL IS HE?

Just got this letter in the post lads

I know this girl, mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once

every cunt is going to dress up like harley quinn for halloween

business idea: 18 blade super razor

S Club (there ain't no party like an S Club party)
Gonna show you how (everybody get down tonight)
S Club (there ain't no party like an S Club party)
Gonna take you high (shake your body from side to side)

not reading a word of this

>Timothy
Nice name you bender

>private and confidential
>time still plasters it all over his facebook and youtube videos

Is that a bad thing

did you use up your month's data uploading this haha

Starting to really fucking hate two of my tenants lads
Their flat smells like manure, they keep clogging the plumbing and there are always black guys in their flat with their girlfriends when they're gone for some reason

I acknowledge your opinion but disagree for one simple reason
I have THE biggest spandex fetish in existence

Just like every quirky virgin dresses up like Deadpool

REDDIT ALERT
REDDIT ALERT
REDDIT ALERT

I SAID 18 BLADE SUPER RAZOR LAD

the biggest, you say?

Am in a better mood now

Based

I do

to shreds, you say

>the federal republic of germany

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can't hear u m8

poleaboo.wordpress.com/

Just remembered I was also asked during the phone interview "why I wanted the job" and I said "because it was available"

That was when I quit, I think

boyfriend is thinking of dressing up as Harley Quinn
thinking of breaking up with him

E I G H T E E N
B L A D E
S U P E R
R A Z O R
M A T E

Think she's naturally blonde, red was always for the show

fuck sakes

halloween's going to be shit

think i'll need to see some of your collection to verify this statement
the entire crew?

dang he's fucked

did you use up all your month's energy typing this haha

I was unironically considering doing it to show off my siq quads and hamstrings. People would find it funny too

doxxable info

>he doesn't shave 5 times a week
>"""he""" is literally a female

We've already got four blade razors, why would we need another four blade razor?

Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction
Satisfaction, satisfaction,
satisfaction, satisfaction

my "fitness goal" is to have a body manly enough that if I ever wore a dress, people would know I was having a laugh and not considering a new lifestyle haha

youtube.com/watch?v=owdyEPpzdeI

this song is really....

powerful...

ahah

*looks back*

Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Again this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

not a fan of this silence

mate I said eighteen.
18
One-eight

Hmmm
Should I go to my lecture or should I have a crafty wank
Difficult decision

both

My loneliness is killing me (and I)
I must confess, I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time

I'm getting laser

My beard shadow is currently so intense that it doesn't matter how often I shave

Comedic phrase idea: 'Arse over bollocks' - for when you fall over in hysterical fashion

not quite getting this concept

one eight bladed razor? Why? Why not go bigger and make an 18 bladed razor?

8 blades seems like a waste.

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>My beard shadow is currently so intense that it doesn't matter how often I shave
hey me too :-)

giving u a sign, bby

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

You could be arse over bollocks by lying on your front

Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world
Around the world

..just wait until laser clears my face, then you'll all be sorry

have a pizza in the oven (not a metaphor)

hi

>Anger as Churchill's home is turned into Hitler HQ for Transformers 5

Just grow a beard like the straight men you try to emulate

dem arse + bollocks are arousing.
>no homo

what is this laser you speak of

heyyy ;-p

Ah, yes. Yanks.

daft punk are utter shit

transformers is shit anyway

kek
I hate black people so this is fine by me.

elitedaily.com/social-news/wedding-called-off-bride-making-out-with-stranger

in front of husband lmao

> the scent of your willy when you wake up

laser facial hair removal

actually nevermind. the husband only found out because of this picture that a stratnger took of her at her bachelorette party

>getting married

>The scent of your bf's willy when you wake up next to him

:3

why

>~320mil people in the US
>~60k tweets
>all Yanks must be like this

seems like a lot of shit to be putting in your body. i was on heaps of meds before and it gave me a seizure.

thanks for helping me waste 3 mins of my life you runt sack.

>laser facial hair removal will make me a girl! I just know it! can't wait for all those pink scars on my face!

i NEED a brisbane bf

I'm transgender

Always hated having facial hair and shaving

sounds like you need to wash more often

Damn lad you're right

Find me a single yank that isn't a pathetic queer that isn't Clint Eastwood.

when i wake up my bellend smells like the fish counter at ASDA

me

Only my second day on DNP but I can confirm the rest of it is real safe

I got a business idea:

18 bladed razors

whose in?

Bad post

desu i like the smell of it

>3 minutes

lmao you were one of the kids I bullied in primary school about his inability to read. would always call on you during reading sessions so the whole class would have to hear you stutter

rare

Don't ruin our family-friendly fun Mongolia

*invests heavily*

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You failed the test.

Haven't posted here in months. Did it kill itself yet?

What's the latest update, because he was supposed to be summoned to court this month

Daily reminder that the brits surrendered to the mongol empire

The fiance there, embarrassing me as usual aha

alri

youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c

wankers

nu

Hmmmm I need an Aussie bf

NOT a nice post

kys

Foy

i giggled.

i respectfully disagree.

>DNP

what side effects does DNP have?

Coming out with a 19 bladed razor desu, sorry kid nothing personel