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I was pretending to be retarded
First for praising china overlords
about what?
you got me
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Iya udah biasa dasar malingshit
Is Granblue fun?
My junior keeps bugging me about it but I'm already playing chink games on my phone.
He only has the balls to kill unarmed citizens but when it comes to real enemies, a 13 year old babby is actually more courageous than him. I really wonder why this pussy terrorist isn't getting impeached/assassinated yet, this just shows that Philippines is not yet ready to be a country.
Lads. HARAMBE Pokemon! Japan finally notice us!
>using memes
gb2Kaskus
pandering to china is a good thing though
like if you want to actually improve this country it is a given and we must not let the sjwness of the west to consume us...because I really don't want more mudslimes in our country and siding with china seems more profitable...IF clinton wins
Just another day of that redditfaggot ruining /asean/ by giving himself (you)
Yes. It's fun.
Don't really want to go into Cred Forums territory, but are you willing to give the South China sea to the Chinese?
>he still posts in /asean/
its all going according to plan
Fun as in sarcasm or actual fun?
I'm still kinda salty about translated games after Chain Chronicle closed.
Staying up tonight lads :3
Hey Faggots,
Nama saya John, dan aku benci setiap satu dari anda. Kamu semua adalah lemak, terbelakang, dengan tidak ada kehidupan yang menghabiskan setiap detik hari mereka melihat gambar keledai bodoh. anda segala sesuatu yang buruk di dunia. Jujur, memiliki salah satu dari anda pernah mendapat pus apapun? Maksudku, saya kira itu menyenangkan membuat olok orang karena ketidakamanan anda sendiri, tetapi anda semua mengambil ke tingkat yang baru. Ini bahkan lebih buruk daripada masturbasi untuk gambar di facebook.
Jangan menjadi orang asing. Hanya memukul saya dengan tembakan terbaik anda. Aku cukup banyak yang sempurna. Aku adalah kapten tim sepak bola, dan pemula di tim basket saya. Olahraga apa yang anda bermain, selain "jack off ke orang Jepang telanjang ditarik"? Saya juga mendapatkan nilai A, dan memiliki pacar panas membenturkan (Dia hanya meniup; Sial begitu tunai). Anda semua Faggots yang hanya harus membunuh dirimu. Terima kasih untuk mendengarkan.
Pic Terkait: Ini aku dan jalang saya
>Saya
he sounds formal
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marahil nagkukunwari lang ako na tanga
What happened to asserting the country's sovereignty? It's one thing to have the island taken and another to just give it away.
Plus it is treason he might get impeached with this
>uses google translate
Will you Jakartans vote for our Lord and savior Ahok?
Are you?
sure why not
who is ahok? why does it sound like someone coughing?
going on a date with a brown asean girl on monday.
probs going to fuck her brains out hey.
Pasti
How brown are we talking about?
It's fun. You can be either husbando collector, waifu collector, or real player.
Oh mein gott. Cringey.
Terkedu terkesima
Sakit mata itew taw
Of course comrade
Eternal governor of Jakarta
>be nerd loner
>want to change her life and make friends
>ask mother to teach her makeup
>suddenly becomes good looking
>get drugged up by guy
>looses virginity by said guy hours after they just met
>get raped by her father
>become sex toy for the school boys
>get addicted to coke
>become prostitute, have a tramp stamp and tan her body
top kek, recommend
manga.hentai.ms
>Henshin Emergence
No fuck the ending lol
gold ending
pretty brown but she has that qt asean "innocent" girl face. So you know she's slopped a meat or two
speaking of Dasmariñas en.wikipedia.org
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There always has to be Japanese involved with the Philippine history innit?
Yeah I just noticed this what's up with that?
Japan and China being a part of the Philippines were unwritten history. What shows is that there were "Datu" and "Rajahs" as ruler of the Philippines when in fact it's wrong, or merely half the truth. It was the Bruneian empire that conquered Manila that was the one that's mostly known nowadays. Nobody said anything about "Lu Song" or "Ma-yi" or even the Kingdom of Tondo in which they were ruled by the Maginou. When the Philippines wasn't a country they were different kingdoms and states occupied by different countries (Spain was the most prevalent), so that's why you get a mix of people being in the Philippines.
mercenaries,pre-spic Luzon people did mercenary army shit too
sangley massacre ones are most likely christian ones that fled to here
delet dis
They work as mercenaries, even during capture of Malacca by Johor-Dutch forces the Portugese employed Japanese mercenaries.
just like the chinese some of them settled here as traders
In late 1500 and early 1600, Samurai still exist right? So this mercenaries were in that same period of time
Guys i need 5 topics for papers about ASEAN. Can u guys give me some suggestions pls?
Yeah and set up their own villages and stuff, it's one of the most multicultural countries in history before it was even meta. Philippines was literally in the middle of everyone, it was inevitable.
Haze
Migrant worker
Cuisine
Economy
History
The Boxer's codex (made around that time) shows that there were Samurais and Chinese warriors in the Philippines, so yes.
Reasons to go to Malaysia
No, not as much as chinks did even at that you won't see ancient chinese temples here
Thhe japanese were basically just random traders and pirates
How to protect your children from pedophile bule
It never implies the lived and flourished
Most likely they were just traders
no they did not make entire villages,just opened up shops near ports
Yeah, piracy was a huge thing back then.
These temples could've probably been lost in history, or they weren't allowed by the Spanish. Since Spain burnt more than 99% of the Philippines' history because of "paganism".
As I was saying, they could set up villages, but it's mostly controlled by the Spanish (so it's always has to be "Spanish" themed, sadly). They even evicted or converted all the muslims in Manila to Christianity.
>How Anime and Hentai are the only 2 things that unites us.
>Effect of TPP in the region,
fuck that bullshit.
Party?
No, they have more than enough time before the spics came here and establish their chinkness and jap culture
If they were truly more than just port traders the proof will be in the pudding in fact we won't probably even be occupied by Spain
Only mosque that were made from bamboo were burned down
>No, they have more than enough time before the spics came here and establish their chinkness and jap culture
That's the thing, they could've been burnt down or they were already too late. Don't forget about Islam as well that's gonna conflict with the Hinduism or the Buddhism religion.
Still, we could have evidence of their culture but no we are more smillar to Malaysia and Indonesia
And china were isolationist as well as the Japanese they came here for our clay posts that are good in making tea
And keep in mind that the oldest mosque in the Philippines was in Tawi-tawi, which was literally unreachable by Spain because of the Kingdom of Sulu or the Bruneian Empire.
H A Z E
Endangered species
China
See, yet we have no 30ft statue of a Buddha or even dug up foundations of a pagoda
memenose chan
>we could have evidence of their culture
Blame Spain for literally burning all the evidences and literature. There were islands going south but there weren't any islands going north, so they'd usually think that Flips were all muslims when the evidence were up in the ashes or at the seabed.
Marcos is our Buddha with the way some people jerk off to him
How can asean even compete against the powerhouse China
reasons to love one another :3
I've seen a documentary where a Filipina girl found a mini Buddhist statue hidden on the river-side. It was by GMA, I can't remember the title.
An Observational Study Regarding the Inverse Relationship Between Pinoys and Post Quality
Abstract:
discuss this
Not everything were burned the Muslims kept theirs also our natives that fleed up the mountains
We are just not east Asian
Spain came here in 15th century
And the chinks have their civ in what 8th
What they burned down Are mostly likely Muslim mosque
>pants
good taste
They speculate that was Yamashitas treasure lol
It has more affiliation with our sea neighbor
>mini Buddhist
mini Buddha statue*
It was made out of gold.
If you can prove it to me by searching the whole seas surrounding the Philippines then I'll believe you. I'm pretty sure they didn't only burn down mosques, because it's inevitable to happen with the presence of the Chinese and the Japanese in the Philippines.
Yeah, according to the Boxer's Codex, other than turbans and loincloths, flips actually wore those long robes with pants on them.
In fact the Chinese would only come here to trade every after 2yrs while japan every after 4yrs
We were basically pirate islands to them
Wot? What are you talking about? It was a show about the Philippines' lost history.
They were probably limited to do so. That's what the Japs did with the Portuguese as well.
Tell me more about Flip Buddhism
Ask the dead bodies of the Spanish conquistadors that burnt them. I'm sure they'll know.
If we have found evidence of pagoda and temple foundations
The media will go crazy over it and with shill that we have a civ and we should stop being spics so far no just pots
They converted mostly likey to Islam or it more of a animist one
Well that's the thing, they haven't done shit in doing so. There are lots of stuff to be dug in the Philippines, all yet to be found. I wonder what's happening with your archaeological society there. Duterte should invest and put more money on them.
It looks more SEA than Japanese or chinese
Possible we could have just traded that form Brunei or cambodia
We do even international ones remember the Yamashita craze
They just found post and caves with baybay in it mostly up north
It's most likely that it wasn't traded but instead made in the Philippines. It's made out of gold, the Philippines used to have a lot of gold, especially in places like Mindoro.
gmanetwork.com
>Get jet
>Get bird to engines
>Get new ship
>Collides
Did you guys anger some ancient god or something?
Ok, I hire some shaman to summon their spirit
Not cuckolic?
>Did you guys anger some ancient god or something?
Idk why but Bathala, pls dun be mad at us flips for thousands of years ;-;
It keeps repeating history over history, the tragedy and all those shit. T_T
glhf
The statue was found in northern east Mindanao looks more Khmer than confucian
I will my flipausfren
Just typical sea accidents
Luzon has got more history (so many Kingdoms) but a lot of the Philippines history were preserved in desolate islands or places where the muslims were hostile against the Spanish, so that's probably why they could've found it there, but I'm not entirely sure.
Yes they do but it was never at large of east Asian influence especially a Japanese one
I kinda wish Spain left Lu Song alone and went down onwards towards present day Brunei or Indonesia. Their only aim is the Moluccas islands right?
Blame Spain. Japs and the Chinese were already planning to colonize the Philippines, but they were 100 years late.
I read a bit of the Oxford Handbook of ATHEISM today
I feel euphoric
I'm not sure about that the song dynasty were isolationist
If it wasnt Spain it would have been the Brits which would have been better
It was literally anyone's game, the Portuguese and the Dutch were planning on colonizing bits of SEA as well. It was just a bad roll that we got Spain and had to endure hundreds of years with them. I'd agree that the Brits were better.
>philippine history thread
>this level of identity crisis
>we wuz chink
just be proud of your flip heritage desu
Not to say that the Philippines were inferior, it's just that these countries have more men or fighting power in them compared to the separated islands of the Philippines.
im sorry but im 1/4 spanish and 1/2 chink and 1/8 british
Well I'm part Spanish, Chinese, Japanese, Malay myself.
I'm sorry but I'm chinoy
I am 0% flip and mostly chinese with a little malay
Call me Nyonya chan
flip is not a race
Ye, being flip is a state of mind.
Oh I remember now, flips are mixtures of
Various peoples
The Philippines is one of the most multicultural countries to have ever existed. The "facts" that you see on wikipedia or somewhere else are wrong because there wasn't really an original flip. Filipinos were all different, all from white, asian, black, latino, etc. They only consider themselves as flip because their ancestors have been in the Philippines for a long time, possibly even hundreds of years. Most of the flips are mixed nowadays, so yea. There are ugly ones and there are beautiful ones.
So...can I also be flip?
I am Flipbong now
I swear I wanted to download something, but I forgot now.
I've heard of White Canadians and Europeans migrating to the Philippines, so yea.
I'm technically Aussie but I'm flip at heart :^)
download kontol gan
Even worst
>we wuz japz
Pathetic really
We are fraudlent constructed country
If you want to see authentic culture and not this bullshit "multicultural"one separate us
Nothing pathetic about being multi-cultural and accepting other people. Compared to America, Europe, or places where people are extremely racist because they think they're superior.
We are not even mutilracial and our ""culture"" is dominated by pseudo spicness
If you want multicultural o to Malaysia or Singapore
Go to*
You can say that because even though you're multicultural, you weren't that much of a multiracial. There wasn't a big gap like a white guy compared to a black guy because flips were all mixed, and that is what makes you multiracial. I'm pretty sure what's happening in America has happened in the Philippines as well where everyone was racist but as soon as there were more halfies and mixed, they just start accepting each other. Not all flips are Spanish, but it could be mixed in their blood. Not the true 100%, actual Spanish kind of spanish. Another proof of Flip multiculturalism or multiracialism is the fact that there are really dark flips and there are really light flips. It's common knowledge if you wanna base it on that.
Emilia a shit
shut the fuck up you bunch of blabbering nerds
i wake up and the first thing i see is somebody talking about multikulti and shiet.
kill yourself
>play rise of the samurai
>all my ally and vessel betray in the end
EVERY FUCKING TIME
be a ninja
anjir
anjing
狗
Knock, knock. It's the United States
>go out to Piccadily waterstones to check out books
>go for lunch at some Japanese restaurant nearby
>a niggress and a nerdy chinese girl sit next to me
>finish my meal and look at the table next to me
>the nerdy girl was staring at me this whole time with her phone camera
>quickly pay bill and leave
WTF! Why does this sort of shit happen to me?
The first time, two Japanese MILFs were staring at me at Kew Gardens when I was having lunch
The second is some guy staring at me at my uni cafeteria and it was only he and I
maybe it's the way you eat
All I do is eat like everyone else with less
Noise
>Woke up
>Ate indomie
I'm ready for weekend
but im just about to sleep :3
Selamat pagi
Selamat pagi
Selamat pagi.
Not healthy
anybody have an idea how much scrap metal sells for in the philippines?
Say no to tawas
may putok nanlaban
15php
ask her why she's taking a picture of you, that's pretty rude
Selamat pagi
Why does everyone act like train of busan is a good movie? Pretty decent acting but videography kills it, and way to predictable to enjoy
i heard there were chinks in this forum
i'm gonna kick your chink ass
>im sorry but im 1/4 spanish and 1/2 chink and 1/8 british
Why do all flips do this? I see it all the time on okcupid with flip girls. "I am 1/32 spanish, 1/32 dutch and 30/32 flip".
Why not start with your dominant ethnic background. It's quite racist. Not gonna lie.
koreaboo is a mentall illness
Magandang pag bangon mga tsong
Try me boi
The GF is in the hospital :(
Wtf I love Emilia-tan now
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We just sold a truckload for 500php. The kalakal man had to bring a literal truck. Merry Christmas I guess.
lucu
Heads up, part 3 is out
Yeah I'm watching episode 12 right now.
AIDS?
No I don't think it's that serious. Bitch has been sending me sad selfies all day.
When will Filipinos apologize to the world for this?
hehehe
>there are 20+ years old virgins in this thread who never experienced this
fb.com/100008873322448/videos/1566119993693763/
when america apologizes for atrocities
not posting the niglet version
niglet aren't /asean/
My ears, fuck you.
betul betul betul
Redpill me on Awkarin
I'm 75% Kapampangan, 25% Tagalog
Fucking master race except for those filthy Tagalog genes.
What do you want to know
Her background and her transformation.
But I get dizzy reading Indon.
This is what I really want to know. Are they really the same person? I feel like I'm getting rused here and it was all just a kaskus meme.
eww
Just like Aquino lol
Why is it hard to digest? Hijab is designed to take down few points from girl and it is not unheard of for ugly girl to take off their hijab to bump up their point. If you see a really goodlooking girl in hijab then she is an absolute 10/10 stunner. Bleached hair and dressing slutty are ways of ugly bitches tricking us.
Yes, same person. Her "hijab chic" period was fappable tho.
Magandang tanghali mga tsong
I am so irritated and the worst part is that I don't know what's causing it. What do you do at this kind of situation /asean/?
why is that boy allowed to wear a hijab?
Sing at karaoke bar
or
Kill druggies
To release stress
You're fapping to much and haven't had exercise in quite some time
get some E or MJ
The only druggies I know have already been arrested, how am I supposed to kill them?
You don't you plant it make
your own
Post one random local girl (not celebrity) that you follow on Instagram
follow them in prison by getting yourself arrested via exhibitionism then kill them yourself. that might earn you a sputnik tattoo or two.
>find drunk people friday and saturday night
>kill
>sprinkle tawas
>leave gun
>cardboard
Seriously how new are you?
>having any kind of social media account
good goy
I make a living from social media
word. that's literally what cops are doing nowadays since druggies are being smart and staying in at night.
Jinniboy is cancer
Go away normie
How much a local Youtuber make per month?
Udan terus ko esuk, jembut
youtube.com
Recommend me animemes.
So I told him to kill and sprinkle some tawas, he actually did it the absolute madman ahahaha
Hey, Casey. I like watching your vids man
>be only child
>21 years old
>still a overly polite kissless virgin with bad socialization skills
>at least i have a decent job
>decided to take the monk life, never have a wife or children and die alone
>one day parents talked with you
>parents are old, they asked you to find a wife so they could at least see their grandchild before they die
>i dont reply and try to divert the conversation
>parents still has high hopes with having a grandchild
>tfw i must force myself to fulfill their wishes and grant them a child
>tfw i dont know what to do, i think many times about suicide, but cant do because parents will be upset.
i wish i was born rich so could my parents could arrange a marriage with someone or at least god let my older brother be born alive.
Just adopt a baby, you have a decent job it shouldn't be that hard
Start your quest on finding girls that you really like!
I'm sure there's at least a girl out there for you, isn't it easy to find girls there?
tell your parents that your boipussy isnt for breeding
>shouldn't be that hard
>spend the next 15 years wageslaving for a single kid
>all your savings down the drain just because of a meme
shiggy
adoption is not cool and you cant adopt without having a wife, my parents wants a grandchild that came from our own blood.
Im not a cursed faggot
Just create a tinder and swipe right all of them.
>create tinder
>swipe right immediately for everyone
>first match is a poo in loo
Uninstalled.
i didnt know flipbong is a cuc.k
Just don't talk to the girls you don't like.
That's too cheap.
If you make ingots or metalworks, off those scrap metal, you could get at least 10x that price. It only takes a furnace and a bit of metallurgy knowledge to do so.
what? he needs a kid, there's a solution
Lads... I woke up with a mosquito bite on my elbow wtf
t. Zikapore
Oh shit, if you feel sick, better go to the doctor to check that up. It's better to be safe than sorry.
adoption route
it takes real courage to go through with an exit strategy
dig deep, and you'll find it
I hope you do
gustavo a madero cp 07979
ZIKA'd
Serves Rem right for killing Subaru
tell them that you're barren.
>adopt
I'm sure that his parents won't be happy with that. they want a grandchild not because they only want to see a baby, they want to see their flesh and blood crawling all over their house.
fucking commie slut get out of this thread reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
untuku loro goro-goro mangan piscok
That I dunno cause the only YTbers I watch are Mister Mekotor, Harmful Opinions and a few other review channels
Beautiful fair skin
>I want to fap on Emilia doujins
>see this
JUST
Nongkrong bareng gan
I put my Tinder location to Manila, didn't know Philippines was THAT degenerate. So much boypussy and other degenerates.
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>Tinder
>not degenerate
Were you expecting catholic nuns?
thicc boipucci
I recommend this
g.e-hentai.org
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Nice flag
Thanks Indonesia
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Thanks to weird animals that come to my bathtub everyonce a while, I can't shower without trauma again.
T-thanks bathala.
Surely they're at least better than this
>E-U-P-H-O-R-I-C
wkwkwkwk
>school starts
>/asean/ becomes quiet
I guess the shitposters here were school boys that aren't even old enough to vote
But it's Saturday.
I'm talking about recently, I bet they're doing homework atm
looks like male desu
>user tells parents his barren
>parents make user take sperm count test
>test will most likely show that user is fertile
>parents will pursue user more to create spawns, and curse him that if he dosent produced a child before they die, they will haunt user everynight, giving him the spoopy.
bad idea.
>woman
...
You don't want her boypucci
This thing might satisfy your needs
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Good to know we both have a taste for ugly girls
>parents make user take sperm count test
why would you even agree with this? lmao
*strip
>250 / 45 / 62
Should I try another time?
>woman
"sure", this looks like the kind of "woman" my indo bf wants to dick.
which is the best asean country? I have been to them all now except Philippines and Brunei.
You know I like little girls
Sino ang demonyo ng similya na ito?
>ugly
I like homely girl
Great history lesson from Duterte's speech!
Good taste
youtube.com
Someone post this yet? It was reported in my local newspaper.
Checked
Looks good, but fuck that stupid weaboo narutard music.
Lol
How does an AMV end up in one's newspaper?
When I saw motorcycle i thought it was going to be a GTO's drivers high
but they blew it with shit taste
i want a gf desu
>villians are (de lima)liberal party, crab mentality(media)
i dont get the red monkey with money
Flipbong boipucci penetrated by black niggers
It got a high view count and my newspaper write it as Dudut in japan animation. I am surprised that many flips do not know or u guys are FAG!
why would a filthyfrank meme be in your local news?
It's old news. I'm actually quite pleased that the Philippines is becoming more and more towards Japanese away from Korea. Senpai has finally noticed (─‿‿─)
My newspaper from time to time like to report something hot from the internet.
Davao Nikkei Jin Anime Club together with the Bisayaball Community
what are those things?
fuck off weeb
Where is the report about Milo of Kikebart?
I know Star newspaper leans toward feminism
forgot pic
drug addicts
Borneo for Brunei!
Brunei makan gam ! HAHA
MANTAP
A
N
T
A
P
so cringy and embarrassing
youtube.com
how about this one
more like china
youtube.com
we basically wasting japans time and vietnam
kayak ingus
liberal party shill have arrived
B-but Japan is sending all their equipment and trying their hardest for Flip-chan to notice them!
thats why its a waste of time
very propaganda comie ish
ugly shit
So far, it's working.
working for what?
we've already lost our territory
BRUNEI
O
R
N
E
O
We don't really have that much quif with japan
and the military transfer thing was a commitment done last year
You are not gonna shoo a missile destroyer with a patrol boat.
Their new coast guard ships are made to ram with Japan's largest, even our frigate is probably gonna snap if hit by those massive chinese dong.
Not just last year, Japan's been helping the Philippines since a long time, decades ago. Your top helpers are Japan and China (even tho tsundere).
fucking weeb I swear
:^)
migration time
I was pointing out the military transfer specifically
How can rem even compete
With or without america we will lose the territory, america owes a lot of shit to china and they will not try to put to risk their trillons of invesments in chinese sweatshop factories for some poor ally.
There's buisness and there's politics
Those sweatshops can move here or vietnam
The Chinese claim disregards even the 12 nautical miles, actually (if from the other claimant's perspective). We're not even supposed to swim on the coast if they get their way too, because they have a different interpretation of the EEZ when it comes to THEIR claim.
That's why the "tongue" or 9-Dash Line is their territorial waters, and then they extend their EEZ from there. To realize how close their EEZ would be if we follow their claims: one of the dashes is 24nm from the Malaysian coast of Borneo.
For a Filipino comparison, Palawan is around 60nm away from one of the dashes (remember the EEZ is extended up to 200nm). In other words, even Palawan's eastern waters (i.e. the Sulu Sea) is supposed to be part of their EEZ.
Our prsident basically just sold palawan