Wagies will be home soon edition
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Why has Yoga 710 lad forsaken us?
korean pop
>he doesn't work 7-3
best hours 2bh
yoga 710?
Just to reiterate, I need an Aussie (from Australia) boyfriend
Just to reiterate, she (i.e. a woman) needs a man from brum (Birmingham)
going on a date with an absolute fucking notorious psycopath tommorrow
going to really shoot myself in the foot her e
Starting Japanese lessons soon. Can't wait to use the language in people who will no doubt hate me.
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>Starting Japanese lessons soon
Martin Shkreli
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
LET THE WATER HOLD ME DOWN
Failed my interview spectacularly lmao.
Went completely blank and managed to forget what a fucking domain name is haha.
Does anyone else roleplay as different countries when on holiday? I was on holiday in Norway this summer so for two weeks I posted here under a Norwegian flag pretending to be a Norwegian
what are your plans for tonight lads? i'll be riding the bollocks off this bastard.
>EA gave them nothing so they went for Iceland
Imagine living in a meme country lol
>we have to bust our asses going to dozens of interviews and hundreds of applications while the companies just give away free jobs to 3rd worlders
ah yes
how long will it take until the west finally crumbles
Hai desu
Nice, what length is it?
My biggest is 10x10 inches
I pretended to be Caralad for a few days.
got about 40 asian ladyboy tabs open right now haha
Please post pics
Next month I get to be a poo in loo for 3 weeks
I pretend to be a guy sometimes~ :3
Theres gonna be 3 hits in the fight
1. me hitting you
2. you hitting the floor
3 and the ambulance hitting fucking 90 i tell ya.
I can only take a small dildo desu
keep hearing mentions of oct 16th
what's happening then
>putting objects up yer arse
degenerate
lads
you know when you aren't hard
your cock gets small right?
And I don't mean smaller. It obviously gets smaller. I mean does your cock get literally SMALL?
There are times when I wake up without morning wood and it looks like a fucking thimble.
I know you shouldn't care about your flaccid cock but looking at it makes me feel depressed.
I fucking hate group projects so much
Would like to catch the specimen who first came up with this, I imagine he'd make a fine addition to Runtorium.
Gordon Brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my mind he runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with Gordon Brown
Every time just like the last
On his ship tied to the mast
To distant lands
Takes both my hands
Never a frown with Gordon Brown
Gordon Brown, finer temptress
Through the ages he's heading west
From far away
Stays for a day
Never a frown with Gordon Brown
(La la la la la la la la leeeah)
Never a frown
With Gordon Brown
Never a frown
With Gordon Brown
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
I used to be fat when I was a teenager and on cold mornings combined with it being hidden by fat my cock literally looked like a fucking nipple
Don't stop
Never give up
Hold you head high and reach the top
excellent post
someone please explain this eurobeat meme to me
>I used to be fat
utter runt
where my /oxbridge/ bros at
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young gordon brown looked like a nice lad
TMI
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I know lad, I know I'm going to put it all back on one day and become a fucking hog again but oh well
Say you will
Say you won't
Say you'll do what I want
Say you're true
Say to me
C'est la vi-ie
*riverdance*
hmmm
The blog has been updated m8
Thanks for the birthday (You)'s lads :). was out of the house so couldn't respond in last thread
Call on me, call on me
Call on me, call on me
Call on me, call on me
Call on me, call on me
Call on me,
my room
i don't wanna go to school
i just wanna break the rules
really makes you put your thinking cap on
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TEQUILA
Get in there Moggsy, get in there laaaad
Eating a jacket potato with cheese and beans
Need to be careful with hot food though since I'm on DNP
It's all good, have another
ah lasha hooli maka hila maka hama
when's got mama alla hila masha wena
ah laka hoola mana hena maka hwena
HEYYY MACARENA
Best combo, good taste user
Making me a bit hungry myself haha
around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld, around the world around the wooorld
Happy birthday fella.
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å pushar på å smeker,
med motståndet vi leker
Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
å springer runt å creepar,
och motståndet vi sleepar
It's a nipper today boys
IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIFE
Jacob Rees Mogg is so fucking debonair.
How can anyone anywhere dislike him?
Watching an old episode of Motorway Cops
Got to bed careful though as I'm on DNP
na na na, na na na
na na nana, nana na
na na na, na na na
na nana na-naa
doo doo doo, doo doo doo
doodoo doodoo doo d-doo
doo doo doo, doo doo doo
doo doo doo-de-dooo
lefties
>(Dead)
bit rude
you're going to end up shagged if you carry on posting that nonsense
*goes doopin' mental*
he even praises Corbyn though.
Lads is the uk just a knockoff usa?
you're thinking of Canada
fuck off you literal MONGolian
>he thinks race has more to do with intellect than living conditions
I left my job my boss my car and my home.
I'm leaving for a destination I still don't know.
Somewhere nobody must have duties at all.
And if you like this you can follow me so let's go,
Follow me,
And let's go,
To a place where belong and leave our troubles at home come with me,
We can go... to a paradise of love and joy a Destination Unknown.
if you're real please post pictures of mongolia
stop
kor, this one is fine. thats prime rump steak right there!. This is the kinda girl that just needs to be kept as little breeding toy, just constanty bolt your wad in it until its fertilised, then once its done keep that tender young face regularly glazed.
Yurts have wi-fi?
>lefties
FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
Is the uk just a ripoff of Canada?
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mong
if BLM were smart they wouldn't be destroying their own communities
>tfw 40-1 UK is always full
lads. i really want to hold hands with this lass
Nice thread UKucks
They have like five servers.
One must be alright.
I wish I had a dildo, but what will my mum say?
red orchestra?
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
"mine's bigger"
>tfw people always say i have rough, leathery skin
not sure if it's a manly thing or just an illness
the gang's all here
Solid banter lad
Just got myself a Big Mac and a frozen strawberry lemonade lads, you jelly?
boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
you would say that, he's probably your cousin
>>>/mong/
don't be mean finlad, i really like your cunt
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why are you sat alone at home ?
Every Tory is thankful for Corbyn
>NEETs think they're winning by sitting at home 24/7
I would if I was a tory.
corbyn's unelectable
they only have one rising storm one
ye
anyone else really lonely haha
>wagies think they're winning by sitting at work 24/7
Right smack dab in the middle of town
I've found a paradise that's trouble proof (up on the roof)
And if this world starts getting you down
There's room enough for two
Up on the roof (up on the roof)
Up on the roo-oo-oof (up on the roof)
Oh, come on, baby (up on the roof)
Oh, come on, honey (up on the roof)
jesus cocksucking christ
getting a bit of a belly on me :3
Need a thing to watch to cheer me up.
just got back from the gym
see I told you I'd go this morning
Bellend absolutely pongs
Why dont tories realise that corbyn is the most popular labour leader in decades and that he presents a serious threat to their reign? Or maybe they do, and thats why they constantly pump out those "unelectable" articles and talk about how "fractured" the labour party is when in reality its just the 10% of them that are still blairites getting crushed by based corbo
Is Canada a ripoff usa?
Fatboy
Jeremy corbyn is starting to feel like donald trump
"He'll never make it on the ballot paper
oh he has? Well he'll never get elected he's just there to widen the debate
oh he has? Well he'll be gone by christmas
oh he isn't? Well he'll be gone after the cabinet reshuffle crisis
oh it was all fine? Well he'll be gone after the anti-semitism ciris
oh it all went away? Well they will lose 200+ council seats and he'll go after the local elections
oh they only lost about 30 seats? Well he'll be gone before 2020 for sure...
"
He isn't going anywhere and soon he will be prime minister
first time ive ever seen a runt build his own runt trap
why is /his/ such a fucking slow board reeeee
>London
Ahh Yes
Haha same just took a fine swab of smegma with my index finger and ate it there
>Why dont tories realise that corbyn is the most popular labour leader in decades and that he presents a serious threat to their reign? Or maybe they do, and thats why they constantly pump out those "unelectable" articles and talk about how "fractured" the labour party is when in reality its just the 10% of them that are still blairites getting crushed by based corbo
Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
She's livin la vida loca.
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even if they can be mongs I support most of the work Cred Forums does.
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>He isn't going anywhere
good
>he will be prime minister
wrong, that's why it's good
silly canadian, you underestimate the power of first past the post
the lefties are split between the greens, labour and the lib dems
whereas the tories have no real righty opposition apart from ukip rorkes
so basically 2020 is an easy win for the tories
bellsniff
Down with /his/
Where's /her/ ?
do hope he changes his stance on trident before then
VERY good lad
Seen it too many times.
we wuz here first
they ripped us off.
6,5,7,4,1,3,8,2
dibs on 5
ARE YOU READY?
>Metallica is an American heavy metal band formed in Los Angeles, California.
>heavy metal
If they're ''heavy'' metal, then ''metal'' must be soft as shit
i like this guy
i watched him get grilled by parliament for a solid three hours over some alleged racist remarks made by his constituents, and he handled it beautifully. never dropped a beat.
it really made me hate parliament for bickering about such arbitrary bullshit, and admire corbyn for having the steadfast fortitude to tolerate it in stride
well
Gay nigger cunts.
8 is the best one there by a mile.
>>Metallica is an American heavy metal band formed in Los Angeles, California.
>>heavy metal
>If they're ''heavy'' metal, then ''metal'' must be soft as shit
>invested money in a local boxer
>helped to buy him equipment and pay for his training
>watched him spar today
>got put on his arse twice
Waste of bloody time.
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do one
blows my mind that Google is going to effectively police the internet for naughty offensive phrases.
why are people so sensitive to shit online?
even in videogames you get banned now for being "offensive" in chat which is silly as fuck.
people are so weak now.
In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
West End girls
All very bland
If you looked like that why wouldn't you just kill yourself?
unironically a blairite x
Imagine being working class
Sssshhhhhhhh
since when is an MP responsible for the actions of the tens of thousands of his constituents lmao
do they grill the MPs of inner city neighbourhoods for stabbings and what not?
NEVER stimulated my anus in any way
2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1
honey I shrunk the kid's bum
one on the left needs to get to a gym asap
Me after I've stopped drinking tap water infested with fluoride
Absolutely horrendous so-called ''arse'' on 1
Is there really any reason to have a hash at the beginning?
she was born a man.
Agreed, the others all have a mong face
right: butt cheeks
left: ass flaps
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will Hillary survive?
idk how she will be able to stand up to this
youtube.com
gf is obsessed with this punter
feels bad knowing she'd cheat on me with this nu-male given the chance
Will manlets ever learn?
>why are people so sensitive to shit online?
even in videogames you get banned now for being "offensive" in chat which is silly as fuck.
>people are so weak now.
The BBC is more biased than Cred Forums.
they're not cannibals so no
Can't tell the difference between rock and metal
Can any fedoras ITT clarify?
*tells daddy anyways*
I still would
Epic green text fail lad
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It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Why not?
Would get pictures of their faces and actively dox them desu.
can you get new shitty trap pics, you're just posting the same fucking ones
thanks x
>This is what "men" over 6ft look like in real life
Wow.
Really makes me think.
metal is shiny
rock isn't
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>gets home from school
>angry BBC3 is only online now
>tells le secret club about his pain
>there are leafs in this thread
not a fan
Just saw a DPD van speeding.
there's little difference between hard rock/classic rock and heavy metal
there's a world of difference between hard rock and black metal
diamond is a rock
Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon
You come and go
You come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green
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havnt eaten mcdonald since i was around 13.
>see a dpd van
>giggle slightly
>mum wonders what I'm laughing at
>"oh nothing..."
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dog fighting is illegal mate
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desu if I was that big I would do everything I could to get a swole as possible.
imagine being 7+ feet and ripped?
you'd be like a frost giant.
>mcdonald's
>you jelly?
?
He looks absolutely broken, Jesus
I predict another 1000 years of tory government.
t. parliament insider
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Diamonds are the hardest metal known to man you idiot.
I fucking hate traps.
what is the name of this meme fellas
Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
diamond is a metal
the hardest one
>lanklets
Lmao
*takes pic*
*posts it on facebook for likes*
*goes back to fucking chad*
the bradley pic is the only clue I need not to read this
Just give £5 and 17 cigs to a homeless, drug addicted qt
Im not sure if i'm a good person or an idiot
kind of. i like time to myself but a friend or two would be nice.
Diamond is Unbreakable
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He'll be dead by winter at least you made him a bit happy
>There's such a thing as "a super popular girl" in yank schools still
Mental.
Marcus Hausen
going to bed
>leafposters still here
getting a bit annoyed tbqh
There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know I'm one
but my heart isn't
Purchasing an original engraved panzer bayonet right now
Gonna stab a rasheed with it
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i have absolutely no one except you lads to banter with haha
CRAZY NOISY
yep, you too could look like Beta Brian Shaw
Gerald pls stop
how the FUCK did the breasts get so big
Fuck off bola
reported to Scotland yard
trannies should never look sideways into the camera. always gives them away
that snatch looks a right mess
Why are they evicting Tim?
stop posting these freaks
got a dicky tummy lads
snap
Any of you lads literally never get angry? I never lose my temper really.
canadians fuck off holy shit
Lethal
[spoiler] it's a penis [/spoiler]
alri buddha
xvideos.com
disappointed she didn't get fucked senseless
jesus h christ
this can't be real
those tits
that face
the hair
the arms
the waist
the hips
the feminine penis
it's not too gay if you're a top right?
Nah I'm always losing my shit
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For harassing his neighbours and other random people every day, probably violating his tenancy agreement.
Fuxk off Buddha
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rarely
I mean I get frustrated but not in the crazy out of control hormonal way some people get.
think going to the gym has helped a lot, when I was a young teen I could have angry bits sometimes.
sainsbury's workers smoking outside again...
you're incredibly gay lad, sorry x
it's my secret
I'm always angry
What's the appeal of traps?
I'm bisexual btw
Literal chimp. I have no respect for you.
Any of you lads literally constantly angry? I always lose my temper really
all me
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have you tried putting your penis in a girl
its for people in the closet
shut your fucking mouth before i plant you
it's like a chick
except there's a dick
but it's not gay
because traps are usually bottoms
so long as you're on top it's not truly gay
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shout "fags are gay" at them
>I'm bisexual btw
Absolute BANTER.
implants? maybe he got lucky with the hormones and boobie pills
either way surgeon did a good job if they are
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Wake me up before you go go,
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
Wake me up before you go go,
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go go,
'Cause I'm not planning on going solo.
Wake me up before you go go,
Take me dancing tonight.
I want to hit that high
Can't they just secretly fuck benders like me instead?
I'm pretty chill, I get angry on occasion but usually only when someone is being a total cunt. I was really aggro when I was in my early teens though
Have a foot fetish lads
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Ive had enough of this homosexual degeneracy
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got a girl's number today lads
Just got a UNION RISE captcha
What does it mean
Yeah your mas wee muff I stretch it to bits and fill her up with paddy cummies
you jealous mate?
plans for tonight lads
>get drunk
>eat some weed edibles
>get more drunk until they kick in
>get fucking hammered and blitzed off my tits
>be in a catatonic state until about 2 am when I conk out
looking forward to it
really need a boipucci feminine penis gf
>George Osborne: 'Brexit won a majority. Hard Brexit did not
Brexit chavs BTFO my whole family coming over
how do some traps have such feminine body types? Do they take hormone therapy during puberty or something
Im turned on... until i see that dangling ball bag
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>Ive had enough of this homosexual degeneracy
Not really mate haha
>degeneracy
nothing purer than man on man love so long as it ain't proper gay like
women are degenerate
>18 votes
we all know Americans are worse, there are just too many of you to contain, and its just you who is constantly talking about Canadians, we never think about you.
fuck sake
sister found my aneros
Got called a bender in Loblaws lads
shame almost none have feminine faces aha gives it all away
fuck sake
sister found my anus
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you can block t before puberty takes hold then take female hormones once you're old enough and it can work out quite well
though that's usually a rarity
wow its almost like what we were voting for wasn't actually a simple 2 answer question
who'da thunk it
>not liking traps makes you a fedora
this is /brit/ not /lgbt/
Lmfaooo
Americans are just memers though
Canadians always start these huge arguments that wreck threads
genuinely thought this my post at first, was staring at it for ages
>this is /brit/ not /lgbt/
you sound a bit upset mate
Holy fuck she looks like my ex girlfriend, just without the dick
almost all of them irl are ugly as fuck and lumpy/boney
only a rare few who were probably really feminine to begin with and had good access to quality drugs/surgery look halfway decent.
referendum on the terms of brexit when?
but she also has a dick
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I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool
business idea: create a third gender of girls with feminine penises
go back to your containment board you craven faggot
Don't lump homosexuality and traps together, I find it offensive mate
Reminder cara"lad" became a girl and posts on /lgbt/ now
have to laugh at these homos who wank to traps and then get mad defensive when someone calls them gay
FUCK the crusaders
>go back to your containment board you craven faggot
>fedora pictures on a mobile device
oh dear oh dear
What's more gay..
Fucking a trap in the arse
or
Getting your girlfriend to peg you
>traps aren't gay
not fond of this gimmick tbqhwyml
*hits the quan*
their bodies are ruined even if they look decent. They probably all end up killing themselves after a few years
is this real
is he fucking stupid
whats more gay
supporting a us presidential candidate
or
pretending that it doesn't matter who the POTUS is
desu traps/trannies are pretty gay, but not "that" gay.
I suspect a very large proportion of people who voted out would not know the difference between a hard Brexit and a hard boiled egg.
They just wanted the country back or summat
both very very gay
only one of those things involves a woman
The trap is actually a man, so it'd have to be that. It's fairly marginal though
getting pegged is pretty gay but getting your gf to eat your ass or put a finger in is not gay in any way
>They probably all end up killing themselves after a few years
most definutely but either way.
once they hit 30s you can see the fairy godmother's spell slip away and they start to deteriorate fast due to the hormonal issues and slowly becoming old men.
>people who disagree with me are stupid
Isn't she the one who got banned from Livecams or something after she had a breakdown on a live show?
>united states of europe
sounds gross
its not like there's anything else going on
European elections are far off, our and your elections are over, and Yanks make a fun show.
the debate Monday should be good.
Our house, was our castle and our keep
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, that was where we used to sleep
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our street
Thinking about a combination wank tbqh (oneitis + random sleg,)
Sounds fucking epic to be desu. I'd live in it.
>getting pegged is pretty gay
Especially because dildos are literally designed to replicate a dick as much as possible
Whether it's a fake dick or a real dick, it's still a dick up your arse
name me ONE thing that would be wrong with a united states of europe that isn't "muh identity"
baggy trousers, dirty shirt
pulling hair and eating dirt
whatever you say Gibsmedat lmao
no it isn't
one is a dick, the other isn't
>american banter
bet you have a confederate flag on your wall
Uarts can be implemented in software and hardware. Ah, yes
it hurts to live
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du, yeah
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba du dop
Ba du bop, ba du dop
Ba du, yeah
the left did the same thing to the confederate flag that they're doing to pepe
if the citizens of the UK, Canada, Australia and NZ were all asked in a plebiscite whether or not they wanted a passport union between these countries how do you think they would vote? All 4 would need to have a majority for it to pass
Fancy a jar lad?
Yeyeeeee, yayaaaaa
>oh no, using this ten inch black dildo with replica veins, bellend and nutsack isn't gay at all
>sorry about that noise btw, my farts echo
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So, any of you sick guys got some cool dank plans to start a \racewar\ any time soon?
Really want to get in on that kind of thing
I really can't stand all these blinking Pakistanis, what do you guys say?
Pic relevant
t. normal poster
>the left did the same thing to the confederate flag that they're doing to pepe
the fact that the EU wants to flood Europe with niggers?
imagine being a yank and voraciously shilling for your own terrible working conditions for free on the internet
bump
What do neets do when their source of support dies off?