/brit/

Apocalyptic Edition

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korean pop

Rate me.

United Ireland

6.5/10

My legs just do not fucking tan. Why?!

I play a lot of sports so wear shorts a lot and the lads always rip me for having milk bottle legs.

I wear shorts whenever it is hot and have even been going on the sun bed but they will not fucking tan. Pissing me off desu

want anything from tescos lads

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Hillary is going to die on air honestly

this is going to be Nixon - Kennedy all over again

pogba/10

ps. i don't rate pogba

whats the most common eye colour in England?
Over here its blue by far

english republican here
ama

Attention whores are annoying

one gf

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just means you wont get skin cancer mate.

Had the day off work today so I messaged my only friend in town yesterday and asked him if he wanted to go for a beer. He saw the message 5 minutes later but hasn't replied yet. Guess I don't have any friends in town after all haha

maybe you're gay

hilarious

AGENTS REPORT

Hashimoto

cornetto

when's the trump clinton debate lads

might watch it for the banter

post sombrero

would like her to play my flute

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Monday

26th

Mine are a pretty hazel-green

still blue. We're not quite a paki republic yet

the so-called "friends" won't believe me when i tell them that the world is flat

canadians OUT

Blue

lel

Viennetta m8

>having female security
Lmao
Why does hot water freeze quicker than room temperature water?

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haha he posted the trudeau meme again

too big

molecules are further apart so the cold gets in quicker

bit qt tbf

got a mate who's 31, lives with his mum, has a minimum wage job, doesn't drive but has a 10/10 gf

not you/10

bit gay

This actually makes sense

slave just sent me a pic

Ahhhhhh the MI6!!

I wasnt actually implying that hehe

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youtube.com/watch?v=2vJn5XxWg9U

itsgoingdown.org/new-orleans-call-action-tear-andrew-jacksons-statue/

>BLM want to tear down statue of Andrew Jackson
>Andrew Jackson is best known for destroying the national banks which were strangling the country

REALLY makes you think
Soros is really making his investments work for him.

2 1

haha

Ive literally had a dna test tell me im 94% british / irish and 4% scandi but i have brown eyes

Why is this?

always looks like he's wearing his dads suits lol

I can say with certainty that she is not a 10.

She's probably an 8 tops when dressed up, with a 2/10 personality.

do not understand this lad

cracked open a lidl bear

A 'Festbier' to be exact

and you?

most people have brown eyes and scandies are swarthy pre-indo europeans

*slaps it out of your hands*

don't leafposters have their own general to shit up

watching the gf's sleep

one on left
petites make me go wild

probably because you're 100% african

tired of life

How is it?

I'm drinking a can of Catamite's Regret right now.

Mummy got dicked by the (black) milk-man and your test results were in error.

>4% scandi
Somali genes m8

nonce

nonce

i guess Cred Forums has 70% of the news' content

cryptographic nonce

> apostrophes on plurals

going to be putting you to sleep in a minute you fucking breadbin

*does a keepy up*
*does a couple more*
*kicks it back up into my hand*
*couple of winks from the girls in the vicinity*

pshh nice try.. punk

runt life

Corr

he commented on tim's video yesterday

youtube.com/watch?v=cffgjFqT7lA

wonder if tim even know who he is

SNAP

very nice
(not nice at all)

same here

absolute nonce

Stop spamming fucking boring y*nk identity politics shite you stupid fucking leaf

Dumb frogposters are fucking racists

>going to be putting you to sleep in a minute you fucking breadbin

>Andrew Jackson is best known for destroying the national banks which were strangling the country

rorke

come on, tell me you wouldn't ragdoll the shit out of that

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poor lads off his rocker

need a runt gf to eat rustlers burgers and watch x factor with

If canada was nuked do you think anyone would notice for like 4 days?

Some yank would wander over and say "hmm, that's odd" and raise the alarm

i'll sort him out lads

*pushes you over and does keepy uppies with your fucking head*
*girls start screaming and crying as blood begins to splash on them*
*stamps on your beer after you've stopped moving*

quite nice,

it's their annual Oktoberfest beer, not really special enough but ok to get drunk on

the one on the right is far superior
just look at that fucking arse unf

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I know what you mean, I had some cute, handsome little thirteen year old lad who kept coming onto me, flirting me with me and that, one of the best fucks I've ever had.

word
I like my girls who shop in the childrens section of stores

leafs out please

>we're 10 years away from having self driving cars
>there's still no cure for my receding hairline

>just eat a rustlers
>have a penis
Ha! You're shit out of luck mate

>mfw australia is literally one of the most nuked countries on earth

are russell group unis full of posh twats

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canada's only landmark is niagara falls, which is half-owned by the USA

Sorry mate, didn't mean any trouble.

Kill yourself, nonce.

trolling mentally ill people lads

>A 'malevolent influence' really doesnt want me to load this file

there's an energy
when you hold me
when you touch me
it's so powerful

rustle groups are the ONLY universities worth going to lad

>I like my girls who shop in the childrens section of stores

so children then

wayne rooney found a way

right
the perfect size just to throw around the bedroom

How's /gf2016/ going lads?

No, I have to mingle with a lot of commoners at Cambridge, it's disgusting

Hand over the memes and nobody gets hurt

nah this was years ago, I was sixteen then, it's not that bad

you got problem's with my grammar mate?

sort your pointless' life out

no, MILFs

Every interaction, a zero sum game, and I never lose. I always get what I want, nobody can deny me anything, and if they do, I get it somewhere else anyway. The universe lets me get away with murder, and I’m happy to let it enable me in this way.
Every interaction is the same, men being par the course, wanting little more than someone to validate their pathetic existence, lest they want the company and little more.
I can hold the gaze of anybody

rather well

can everyone shut up im trying to think

it isn't

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can't stop giggling at this post
idk why, it's not even that funny

>doll
nonce

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You lads got any plans for the weekend?

FOY

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*sharts and whipes me bum on the finnish flag*

>gif
fuck off

>he can't throw any woman around the bedroom
DYEL mate?

no
I like them 20-30, but have the bodies of a 12 year old boy

my current thesis

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my sister just called pepe a dead meme, I know she's wrong but I do NOT want to tell her about Cred Forums

anime and not having a gf

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Yoga 710?

so does corr blimey actually mean god blind me?

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nonce

it is dead, the so called "alt-right" are just violating it's corpse

imagine living in birmingham

3,4,1,2

Could do with a power gap but yeah, basically

so hostile

is he putting it on, or genuinely mental
honestly can't tell

youtube.com/watch?v=EnhaKnkjzJU

fucking LARGE choon lads

It's not dead just because the normies know about it
New iterations are being created all the time here. It's entered its post-ironic stage

Ah yes,

the alt-right

Yoga 910?

Sounds exciting

i may or may not have a wank

my ambivalence always gets the better of me

lewisham

not bad to be honest lad
not as terrible being surrounded by 'sheeds as you might think

wearing a pair of rabbit ears

>tfw I don't like children because I'm not a fucking nonce
>tfw the only women who are attracted to me are 5'2", 90lbs max

would dress up #3 in a blazer and skirt and then giver her detention in my dungeon

400 gypsies is a lot I give you that

i really dont want to imagine it

i feel sorry for all the clueless students who have just started there and dont know how disgusting the city is

I am. I hate it. I hate them all.

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>when your sister is more patrician than you are

>being attracted to small WOMEN makes you a nonce

great logic you retards

Going Co-op in a bit, you lads want anything?

VERY upset that this is my fifth post in this thread and had only one (You) so far.

me and the bf

ah sucks for you
try being less racist

blue rizlas and gf

Fresh mint and strawberries and I'll make us some strawberry mojitos

>It's not dead just because the normies know about it
yes it is
its a Facebook tier meme now
Redditors still make shit like advice dog and rage comics, doesn't make them anything less than Frankenstein monsters.

*comes in from work
*takes shoes off
*throws keys on the side
*puts bag down in hallway*
*goes into kitchen and grabs a san miguel from the fridge*
*opens up laptop*
*plops down on sofa and lets out huge sigh*
*cracks open beer*
*open /brit/*
*posts here*

DUDE WEED

20 Marlboro silver please mate

They made me racist. I want to kill them all.

It does 2bh

you are attracted to kids but you cant fuck them so you fuck small women instead as it's the next best thing

got an offer at leicester but might reapply for sheffield

bit worried it's gonna be full of posh white twats though

it's not bad 2bh lad
grim like lots of other cities

what happened to you
what did they do

bomb vest for my upcoming weekend visit to stratford

the "so called" Report of the Week

what do you look like

I have the same thing, I'm 6ft1 and built af

I think it's that smaller girls like bigger guys because it makes them feel more safe and secure

which co-op

co-op funeals?

soundcloud.com/capolee/capo-lee-p-money-very-mad

his new choon is very mad also

hilarious image my man, keep posting it every thread

gf doesn't say
>what's the time
she says
>what's the clock

adorable desu

made my family on the sims now i'm sad

i went to sheffield. lots of middle class types but what do you expect it's a half decent uni. studenty parts of the city are great too

There's a lady who works in my local Tesco who's like 20-odd, midget height but with proper proportions
You'd be chomping at the bit if you saw her, I reckon

American democracy! Is a controled opposition site

are you her carer

started watching the shannara chronicles and fuck me its so shit.

kill yourself

sounds like an insufferable cunt

She's retarded lad

Did it tbqh, my first ever.

Was easy hehe

I'm 6 inches taller than you and also built.

Nah co-op co-op, have to drive past a co-op funerals though to get there though haha

Mine says "lawn the grass" and "fairy-up liquid"

it really is lel
there's some qt girls in there tho

*Democracy now!

youtube.com/watch?v=nqFKjz4l9u0

Peter Gabriel wrote a song about Edward Snowden

going VERY well as of the last few days

>6'7
you're never going to make it, freak boy

no

no

she isn't

no she isn't, it's just that English isn't her first language

>a yank who spells doughnut correctly

what's his agenda?

damn son, you must break bitches in two

life is impossibly dismal

ohhh
so they haven't done anything then
they're just there and you'd prefer if they weren't
very good

>English isn't her first language
Is she a gook? If so kill yourself

when will he buy a suit that fits him properly?

Chin up though, 'ey?

amy goodman is my waifu though

top lad
good song too

oh fuck off

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Dane

I already have. No need to be a jelly manlet. Manlets get love too.

h-haha yeah with my b-big penis because there's definitely a correlation between height and big d-dicks

*smiles at you*

Una vela.....

are there nonwhites or is it all white northerners who listen to rock music and eat shepherds pie

god I could go for a krispy kreme right now

he's a flaming britboo

he's a big guy

might start the christmas shopping soon

So when you said "no" to "are you her carer?", you meant "not yet"

lol?

hmmm....

looool quirky! Sounds like a dolt.

the gf

kill yourself

ayy

yeah i do grime

what's it to you?

ayy lmao

FOBTies my laaaaaadddd

No she's just not a native speaker

ayy lmao

He meant he's not her primary

Kill yourself fucking scumbag

Lmao how does reviewbrah know about Tim

does he come here?

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ayy lmao

I'll put you in a fucking coma you sniveling little insect

fetal alcohol.

lol alri reviewbrah

Doing some Tim artwork, will post soon

is reviewbrah in the thread
hi reviewbrah if so
*waves*
say it's a bit cold out next review and i will know you are a top lad

>fetal

foy

almost certainly

one word: chinese people. they're no trouble though. infact they barely interact with non chinese people at all

"ok"

on the beers already

Genuinely believe this is reviewbrah

if you want to meet up ill rearrange your innocent little baby face for you

you hath feel my celtic wrath

i realise this is two words. i originally wrote chinks then changed it lmao

is the rest of it white northerners who listen to rock music and eat shepherds pie

the uni and the city look nice but honestly worried i wouldn't fit in there, dunno why

Big derby tomorrow lads

Wanna meet at the pub to watch it?

independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/what-is-shitposting-donald-trump-us-election-2016-palmer-luckey-a7326111.html
>"What we've been able to accomplish here has been amazing and much bigger than any of us and certainly much bigger than Reddit," a statement posted by the group on Reddit said. "We've proven that shitposting is powerful and meme magic is real."
Really makes you think.

Hahahahahaha

>big derby
odd phrasing

haha that's two words you fucking idiots

lmfao look at that wanker posting in the old thread even though everyone else stopped posting in it 20 minutes ago

and he's a yank LOL

just rang 999 and asked for the Boozebulance haha #bantz

the student heavy parts of the city are fairly diverse. you'll find something to fit your taste. and if you prefer to stay in a lot, obviously that's fine too

he said before on his subreddit he's knew of tim for years

/brit/ found tim from reviewbrah not the other way round

He just be from Cred Forums

don't feel like I belong here anymore.

>This is the world we live in

the scary thing is that these people take this seriously

these alt right trump supporters genuinely take this pepe kek meme shit seriously

*looks around apprehensively*
*sighs and stares forlornly into the distance*

Important?
Special?
Contentious?

*Must

lmao what a fucking weapon

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Blue

Being White with brown eyes makes you special here tbqh

Literally don't think I've ever met anyone who's truly intelligent lads. Not saying I am either, but other people really are fucking stupid.

>*looks around apprehensively*
>*sighs and stares forlornly into the distance*

Wow that paper has really gonna too shit, looks like buzzfeed.

is this shopped?

is there strong mandem there
at both the uni and the city

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alri jamal

>Pagan Rome crucifies Christians and feeds them to animals
>so civilized, such glorious
>Christian Rome tolerates pagans but starts closing down their temples
>OY VEY ITS ANNUDA CANNAE!

got ASMR when I had my ears and sinuses examined at hospital this morning

they wanted me to do a brain scan but i refused, since my hearing is in the normal range and though i do have unilateral tinnitus i've had it since i was a child so i doubt i have a brain tumour

rorke

They genuinely don't. It's just another iteration of the dubs meme.

Check out their Facebook feed if you want to really rage, it's maybe even worse than Buzzfeed. Their online 'Indy 100' platform is the worst of all. I have a dickhead friend who always likes their updates so I see it constantly all over my feed, could just hide it but if I'm being honest I actually like being angry about it.

>I didn't ironically vote for Corbyn in order to ruin the Labour party

christians were not there first however

The teeth girl

you should have bleeched before taking this photo


embarrassing

Think the autistic Canadian is trying to speak to us lads
Wonder what he meant to say

*strong mandem presence
missed out a word

going to do a wank now

over the years Ive found that between 18:30 and 19:30 is the most optimal time for a wank

mandem like black gangsters? very few. most of the serious drug dealers and shit are asian

cosntantine is white and based

Why is that Dr?

*bleached

just had a call from microsoft

they said there was a problem with my computer and they needed access to fix it

weird cause the bloke was a paki and they are all too poor to afford computers

told him to call back in an hour after I get my chippy

I've unfollowed maybe 90% of my 'friends' on facebook. All I see now are Spectator articles

*clorox

would love a gf like her
youtube.com/watch?v=yy24upZJQ6c

time is a social construct

are there black people/black culture at the uni
i cba if its entirely just white northern stereotypical shit
i sound really fucking racist right now but you know what i mean

>SHOOT ME BITCH, SHOOT ME

what did he mean by this

saw a paki in an audi blasting grime

MRI scan? i had one of them a few months ago on my liver, pancreas and bile ducts

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what does time smell like?

see man driving a german whip

Beliefs are a social construct

The black panthers got cointelpro'd so hars

where is dane anone

saw this autistic fuck walk by my audi today while I was playing my grime

t. mohamed

did this ages ago
home feed kept getting cluttered with stale memes, lad bible and pro-eu shills

not sure if i want to encourage black people to move to my city lad. jog on

CT scan I think

runt life. keep dancing puppets

Is that VK shit any good?

saw a paki blasting himself

drove past this runt in my audi a5 listening to grime

asked him if he needed a lift somewhere and he muttered "n-no m8 im g-good"

girl on the left looks a bit odd 2bh

yeah, tastes like pop

>'Blue' flavour
>any good

hmm i wonder

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going to go to the club tonight and buy the most expensive alcohol on my credit card cause I'm in £50,000 worth of debt thanks to uni

my armpits.... they are wet

REALLY stoned and A BIT drunk

great British hero and proud Yorkshireman

You on the left

edibles?

kek

OH MY DAAAAAAZZZZZZEEEEEEE

me on the right

literally the best flavour

>pop
FOY

who invited their dad

read freakonomics

New

>4%
LAAAAAAME

only 14 year olds and women drink it

you will get sugar poisoning before getting drunk from that piss

>when you realise your grandparents, and possibly parents, are going to lose their minds/die before they see their grandson with a partner
now THAT, my friends, is a bad feel

lol no-one will see that post either
how's that feel?
lol

you could've at least given me a (you)

Meet me irl

i just woke up

AND IM STILL FUCKING TIRED

good morning lad