/cum/

thanks

impressive

Thoughts

morning, boys

Shit

What is your honest opinion of Edmonton?

I dont know anything about it

dont they have a hockey team?

wonderful

Yes, the Oilers. They are very proud of them, and pictures of their players line the walls of the international arrivals at Edmonton airport.

autism

It's 12:53pm

i literally JUST found out obama smoked crack

boys Cred Forumscraft is coming out in 15 minutes, it's gonna be a breeze

eurasia map

why would they start it up in the middle of the day on a weekday?

it's a friday and in the evening for euros
european players make a large chunk of the server base

youtube.com/watch?v=TxBcCSaBtXc

>tfw your Mexico and Canada both say "eh"
>tfw you don't

>tfw if i did that here i'd get a bunch of charges and probably go to jail for at least a day or two and spend the next year bankrupting myself with legal fees

stop advertising your shitty fucking server

nobody fucking cares, fuck off

you seem a bit mad lad
why's that?

puppy

monkey

kitty

how do mexicans kickstart their day? baja blast?

VERY rude.

Good evening lads

>LARPing Dues Vult memeing Christians who post Christ-chan
The new Fedora

Shalom, merchant-san

what annoys me is that people who do this are mostly not even Christian

it's so fucking hypocritical. One the one hand, upholding christianity to a zealous extent. On the other hand, not being religious, not going to church, not actually applying Christian values/dogma in your daily life (if they did, they wouldn't be on Cred Forums), and therefore actively being a part of the demise and death of the Church.

Afternoon

Invading this general with no survivors.

How's it going?

Well congratulations, you got yourself a (You)

commies

*teleports behind you*
heh

*unzips katana*

What is there to invade? This place is fucking dead.

Hence "no survivors"

Food is the only path to the heart

I just did some pretty degrading stuff for some chili cheese fries

are flapjacks a good path?

It'll pick up in a few hours when East Coast normies get back from work. Also who already /buzzed/?
youtube.com/watch?v=wo9KedPA8Z0

>tfw you cannot because you are writing a paper.

>He doesn't get drunk and write papers
I'm working on an excel file as we speak

>chili cheese fries

*yawn*

youtube.com/watch?v=HnAVp0EnyF4
How would you save the white race, /cum/?

Face >>>>>>>>>>> Ass or Tits

Don't forget

Is my existence part of this white genocide or i have to do something like get a white woman pregnant?
i'm too lazy to do a research

lmao

>excitedly open webm thread of "hot girls dancing"
>it's all gookpop shit

Fuck this. K-pop fans are on the list. Watch out for black vans during the purge.

Hey guys, wanna buy some Buffout?

do online petitions actually do anything?

no

>phoneposting

I miss 2009
youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ

they give the government your ip address and political views in one nice package

Literally nothing wrong with phone posting

WEW

Delete this

Only thing I have eaten for months

I am not autistic

Went to class on shrooms
Not good idea

Professor told me to leave because I kept
Interrupting with really weird questions

Probably not.

degenerate

>Went to class on shrooms
>Not good idea
yes that was evident from the start

if you google ''american people art'' you'll get this

nice

I wonder what actual Egyptians think of this.

It makes them mad, understandably.

they make you feel good with as little effort as possible

Why?

They should be glad

Finally unbanned

>mfw I belittle Brits by saying their accent sounds so "cute"

what were you in for?

Black Americans (descendants of west african slaves) have nothing in common with ancient Egyptians. They come from the same continent, that's it. Sub-Saharan Nubians had a dynasty as pharaohs, but that's still like a Norwegian claiming to be Greek.

Posting the Swede cooking semen in a pan and eating it on bread with caviar with the text "A Swedish delicacy"

Why does US want to destroy Europe?
youtube.com/watch?v=WgU8KbohpdI

Holy fuck, I want that webm so bad.

Revenge for our fallen brothers in the revolution. you'll al pay for what those brits did

There's a webm? I only have the picture set

Damn man my sister keeps fucking illegal immigrants who hang outside of Home Depot

Just the thought illegal immigrant dick was inside her

>Just the thought illegal immigrant dick was inside her
y-yeah

>this, THIS, is considered italian food in (Poo)USA

kek I'm done, I'm really done, adios

NEVER forget

I do this but go to the library because I need a certain amount of hours in the math lab there to pass my class, people have me on video, it's embarrassing

Okay that then.
Is there any way to give it to me without you doing time?

i.imgur.com/Hl5Izuq.jpg here's a link
inb4 faggot mod that hates Americans bans me again

I've taken a 4 day break from Cred Forums, do people still hate Americans as much? Seems like Germany is the new target

Okay bye, don't let the door smack your ass on the way out

Sup niggas

Uhsuh dude

my nigga
*hits blunt

think I'll do my hair up like Hitler lads

Who /WannaStartAGang/ here?

But like a greaser with switchblade combs/singing doowop by burning trash cans type of gang

Canadians are pretty cute when they try to act like Americans tbqh

>you will never be yakuza fighting off the nigerians from your soapland

I don't think we even had beatnicks and greasers in the 50's and I'm kinda bummed about it 2bh

wasn't 4chins going to disappear? lol

theres a video where like 20 dudes jack off into a cup and then they fry it up and some girl eats it
p hot

if i'm not allowed to bring my piece i'm out

I didn't think you guys had enough people for a trend like that to catch on tbqh

I imagine Canadians were still a bunch of lumberjacks talking about maple syrup and hockey back in the 50s

Nothin like an old fashioned American bukkake

>talking to white boi
>out of nowhere he squints his eyes and calls me a chinky chinaman
>starts yelling if I can see through my slits
>calls me a swamp rat
>say "ok" and walk away

>few months later
>everytime he sees me he tries to talk to me
>I just walk the other way

what does whitey mean by this

Why do Europeans hate Americans so much? Is it because we surpassed them and forced them to give up their empires?

Where do hipster girls like to hang out? I want to catch a few.

That's disgusting, I just want something to mock Swedes with.

Good blini

Saved

I wish I had more actual stuff to give you. I'll always help someone who wants to talk shit about Sweden.

>talking to azn lad
>out of nowhere he pulls on his eyelids and calls me a wide-eyed fatty
>starts yelling if I can see around my cheeks
>calls me a white piggu
>say "ok" and walk away

>few months later
>everytime he sees me he tries to talk to me
>I just walk the other way

what does chang mean by this

Yes. and to add insult to injury we then took over their culture.

was he drunk?

KeK just bantz

gib sauce fgt :DDDD

nah he was just a bernie voter

yesterday he tried to grab me

what do????

>the polcieman came around to my house this morning to talk to me but i was at school
>landlord phones to ask if everything is ok
should i phone the cuck cop back? im tempted to say fuck him but if i do he'll probably just come back...

>tfw people across Europe listen to American music
>tfw nobody gives a shit about European music except for stuff from France, Britain, Italy, and sometimes Germany

early-career remy lacroix was the last great pornfu

the next time he tries some shit bend him over and violently hump him, but from the side

m8 if you're the same guy from yesterday this cop sounds cool, don't be a little shit.

fucks niggers

into the trash

what guy was that? might have been me. think this is a different cop tho

i think that will encourage him desu

Oh I thought you were that kid with mental illness and some cop was looking out for you and concerned. Idk. That cop sounded bro tier.

yeah nthat was me then. and they're just protecting themselves cause they think im dangerous or some shit they'd fuck me over the first chance they get.

youtube.com/watch?v=9EwMHtri1rg

lol so she's literally a hooker, bro. You can literally fly to vegas and fuck that ho if you have the money.

Why would they fuck you over? Seems to be considerate dude if he's checking in on you if you're about to snap or something. Nothing wrong with accepting help sometimes.

>black were jews

>Why would they fuck you over?
because they think it's in their best interest, who gives a shit about me if its for the greater good is what they think. should phone him back though just so i dont get any unexpected visits

just sharted

Who /simcity 4/ here?

r8 my university

Really can't stand angsty little shits like you. Some guy is being bro when he doesn't have too, who cares if he's in a uniform.

I can't stand leafs who fellate the state. Live free or die motherfucker

Das rite

>Talking to a concerned cop about your mental state is being a state bootlicker

Whatever m8

He's concerned about one thing, institutionalizing a danger to the state. Live. Free. Or. Die.

>Live. Free. Or. Die.
this tbqh
would need cops less if the laws in this country weren't so gay
>y-you can't own those weapons!
>you can't defend yourself against possible threats!

Hello Black lives matter.

I can't handle it anymore bros

Goodbye

wtf are you going to murder yourself?

Pussy

see you tomorrow user

pick me up a deck of darts while you're out, buddy

>Mentally ill Winnipegers are in MY /cum/

Not okay.

*becomes depressed after the war*

bfw this is sarcastic you utter faggots

Stream pls

Well, can you see through your slits?

>deck of darts

>american music

rap and niggerhop? I think the whole world has better taste, trust me

going to the gym for the first time in over a month
wish me the strength to lift heavy loads lads

hmmmm

i'll bet it's a giant plane that drops boxes of donuts

I think you should kill yourself /cum/bert

>/cum/bert
who?

ciggies bro

hahaha lyin' crooked hillary wanted to use a step stool at the debates

now they're apparently building a special podium to make her appear the same height as the donald

well yeah but i've never heard it called a deck before
pack of darts sure, but deck? nah bud

It's just a smokescreen. That special podium is made for her to rejuvenate her life force during the debates. Lizard people dry out quick under scrutiny.

What kind of darts does /cum/ smoke?

Studio king size brown filters here. $12.80 per pack

smokers are jokers user
t. an alcoholl

>$12.80 per pack

and i thought BC was bad

They use to be the cheapest ones too, now they are about $11 at my local place but like $12 something everywhere else

HOW DO YOU COMBAT A PORN ADDICTION

fug her right in the pussy :DDDDD

Delete everything you have saved and stop looking at it. It's very hard if you're not getting laid on the regular 2bh.

They used to put posters of that woman all over my elementary school

I smoke them because they are the cheapest other than LD at $12.60 a pack. Good cigarettes like my favourite, Export A, are around $14 per pack.

If you think that's bad you should see the liquor prices here. Sold exclusively at AlcoolNBLiquor, a two for of cheap domestic cans like Budweiser will set you back over $40. The very cheapest spirit, plastic bottle Russian Prince brand vodka is $13.77 for 375mL (pint). The beer I like, a normal import from the UK, is $18.99 for a 6 pack of normal sized beer bottles.

Yeah, I smoked Canadian Classics for awhile, and Next too, then Studio became the cheapest, will probably switch over to LD soon.

>posts this on cigs
>they dont for alcohol
Fair is fair right?

I hate having a niece. It effectively extended the percentage of my life that I should be in contact with my family by some huge amount.

I actually kek at these morose images, I say put it on both it stops nobody.

I switcehd too LD like a year ago but I'm back on CC. LD fucking kills my throat they are almost natives tier. It was a lot cheaper though.

>*two-four

Pic related, Alpine lager, 24 cans, $42.65 and that's the reduced autumn/winter price, they are more in summer

Kools

I guess. Out of all the shit in this environment, ironically the food and the dozens of carcinogenic substances will kill you faster than a pack of cigs.

next red

regular ofc

anyone who smokes king size is a cuck

>red

How do people smoke a pack of day of that shit? It's like inhaling sand paper.

Are those menthols? Are you coloured?

yes and no

>regular

I just end up chain smoking two when i'd ordinarily have a single king size

I am thinking taking up religion. Seems like it would be a good social opportunity and provide good networking opportunities at the same time. What's the best religion to "get into" through avenues other than marriage?

A woman then?

i just smoke when i drink which is about twice a week

i honestly can't really tell any difference between cigarettes they're all more or less the same to me (probably because im drunk when i smoke)

I am not. Why?

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

Ah I hear you.

How often do Mormons have to go to church per week?

DELETE THIS

Usually just on Sunday

Love her so much, thank you America
youtu.be/xFLWjPHnPvA

i'd let her attempt to speak my pyccкий if you know what i mean hahaaaaa

>Thank you America

Holly Henry is from Minnesota, that's Canada

>that feel of your penis sliding into the girl's vagina
god damn

asians aren't attractive

diff folks diff strokes

t. self-hating azn boi

t. lmm

Posting a Canadian nasheed

youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI

I don't have yellow fever, I just like girls who are actually feminine. It just so happens to be that Asian women are the most feminine.

16.10.16 D.A.K. ...

Is that when you're taking your country back, Herman?

...

>Asian women are the most feminine

haha what a story mark

It's true, too bad they have slanted pussies.

he sells ultrajet actually

Something better happen on October 16th. Something BIG. It's time to shake the world up, I'm fine with a kraut doing it again.

Why does Amy Schumer keep getting work if everyone hates her so much?

>Something better happen on October 16th. Something BIG. It's time to shake the world up, I'm fine with a kraut doing it again.

where was this picture taken?

normies

Can you give me a hint? Is it that marathon?

I don't want to cook and my mommy left me money to buy dinner tonight, but I'm also feeling rather lazy so i don;t know if i want to drive anywhere

what do

nah, k.a.d. thats the only hint ill give

Hong Kong

Of course a Canadian would know :p

Pizza delivery. (Don't tip.)

pizza delivery. (tip 2$.)

i'm just worldly, bro

strange
i used reverse search too and it only gave me a link to vkontakte.ru

google finds pictures because they look like others
that city may look like hong kong but it's actually a mexican city

verpiss dich aus meinem faden du hurensohn

yeah, nah.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lippo_Centre_(Hong_Kong)

Wie unhöflich

you can just search lippo on google images and it takes like 10 seconds to figure out that it's hong kong

16.10.16 is a the same date forwards and backwards, identical to 16.10.16. So you don't nice that D.A.K. is actually K.A.D. backwards. On 16.10.16, the movement will Kill All Deutsch.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474587480730.webm

It's the Lippo Towers in Jalisco, they have two headquarters and they look the same. Google it.

...

My best friend of like 15 years is one of those guys that just disappears when he has a gf. Fuckin hell lads. He wont even come out and have a drink anymore because he'll have to bring his gf and she can't handle her alcohol for shit.

kill her

She's not even that much of a cunt, she is kind of cool sometimes. she's just aloof and weird.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_Kong_Park#/media/File:Hong_Kong_Park.jpg

The picture is from Hong Kong Park

You want to hang out? Where you at bro?

They have modeled Jalisco Park after Hong Kong

Hello my fellow darkly skinned human being. Greetings

youtube.com/watch?v=uSIbpqNB5Fo
Tip hop 2bh

I do, southern Ontario m8

Give her mixed drinks with fuckall booze in them

>human being

That's... actually a good idea. hm.

I'm in Saginaw but could manage a road trip.

Why was Tokyo Jungle so comfy, buds?

youtube.com/watch?v=IIi8rU7HaGg&list=PLwZOCOfcMvcspvvRROUIQ_jeUJRTJKEvt&index=3

trash

youtube.com/watch?v=5qLq52K-r4M

my life theme

Never heard of it, googled it and came to the conclusion that the game is shite

Nah

yah

I've never seen anyone say ALL egyptains were black, nor have I seen anyone say white people invented slavery. Most black people are christians anyway so they know about the enslavement of the jews.

>Most black people are Christians anyway
because the white man made them that

they should get back to their spiritualistic roots

>Most blacks are Christian
That's not true

>they should get back to their spiritualistic roots
and have thousands of niggas doing voodoo to everyone? fuck that shit

I've always wanted to boil something in a big cauldron

It was good. Contrarian coast babies and krauts need to leave.

>elephants and tigers :D:D
>IN TOKYO :D:D:D

>tfw lost muscle and fat over the summer and can't lift what you used to be able to
feelsbadman

fucking PUSSY

this

What am I gonna eat for dinner I don't know what to do aaaaahhhhhhh!

mac n cheese

too many ethnics in here

bullies ;_;

too many germans in here

too many anglos in here

>first day working at local farming supplies store
>answer phone
>someone wants to speak to guns+ammunition department
>answer phone
>someone wants to know operating hours of guns+ammunition department
>answer phone
>someone else wants to speak to guns+ammunition department
>answer phone
>someone asks whether we carry a certain type of ammunition
>answer phone
>someone asks if we sell a certain type of gun

I always thought the "Americans love guns" meme was an exaggeration but I guess I was wrong. I really can't complain though, the job itself is very comfy and every customer I interacted with was cordial with me despite my very noticeable accent and imperfect English, both of which complicated my search for part-time employment around my uni.

too many canadians here

Marilyn Manson is a decent artist

fucking czeczen scum

go back to your country

bostan never 1get

on your knees, QCslut

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

i like your countries guns desu, not that i have a choice since AKs are banned in canada

THREE
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

no u

THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

n-ne šikanovat

FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Soviet Union did EVERYTHING wrong

ONE SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

haha dude frog maymay lol fucking normies reee xD

TWO SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

t. normie

THREE SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

...

...

Source

hacked iCloud

Reminder that these pepes are white supremacist frogs

youtube.com/watch?v=i9bjm1-EU5M

enough pepes!

youtube.com/watch?v=IsZqFhUa350

...

...

Hey guys, are you hoping that you find your personal sex slave in your wardrobe?

Looking every day, but never found one ;__;

Reminder that Boy's Club is pure.

Why not?

I have a wife and a mortgage.

>It's illegal to paint your own ladder in Saskatchewan, you can actually do hard time if you're caught

lmfao @ you Saskatchecucks.

Why are Mexicans so subhuman

Now why in the world would immigrant-hating Americans be nice to you?

can you at least pay to have it professionally painted?

I thought it was illegal everywhere. Painting a ladder can hide cracks and defects

Mexicans are just doing gods work.

Who paints ladders?

Yes that's not for criminal scum.

lel

NANNY STATE
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Fuck u man

>tfw everyone hates us

I just wish Niggers didn't act so retarded

That does not compensate for their shit culture. I've got nothing against Mexicans, but chicanos are fucking scum.

>Mexicans will start the racewar if whites don't

I don't care if you're black, it's your flag that troubles me.

>I just wish Niggers didn't act so retarded
So do I. I want racists to be wrong.
They're not wrong.

How do Mexicans feel about the Asians?

generally wooden ladders are painted

Enjoy breaking your back when your ladder falls apart

>He doesn't pain his ladders

nu male

New

Who uses wooden ladders?

Aluminum ladders master race
come at me woodfags

Maybe new ones. That's just a part of consumerism pushing the branding of everything on the face of the Earth.

AHH FRESH COAT OF PAINT OUGHT A FIX THIS... NO PLS DON'T ARREST ME IT WAS JUST A PRANK

Have fun getting electrocuted. Fiberglass ftw

you'd likely want to paint them for weather proofing

they're cheap and good enough for certain jobs, and some people have old ladders theyve been using for ages

Oh fuck.

Well there goes my Cred Forums account.

electricians