/carib/: Will Guyana ever be relevant edition

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yes

How much weed is too much?

Lol

this is the best general

Double XP Weekend is active bois
also most of the island got the power back on

>French Guanabana
kek, my sides

>I always imagined WF as a 5''10
yes
>blonde guy
ew no
>with a clean shave
never

steam is for losers

Quite rude Aruba chan, you know they have a suicide issue and all.
Also that picture is Amazing 10/10
There no such thing as too much mate
We have a Greek Community here, they've been here for a century and used to own almost all of down town.

Do you guys ever get any hatian posters?

>too much
Blasphemy

Gib gyros

Huehuehue

M8, how do we cheer them up?

I've seen one post on two or three occasions. Whether he was an actual Haitian or a foreigner/visitor remains a mystery.

>Got into a screaming match in a book store over LOTR vs Game of thrones

What has been going on here?

kalamaki is better m8
really? that sounds interesting

Might have been some migrants from when Greece was moldova tier poor

Also, are you guys black? I don't have anything against blacks, but just asking since this is Cred Forums and all

>I'm not racist but

>kalamaki is better
I wouldn't know. There's a disturbing lack of Greek food here.

>are you guys black
I'm mixed. Not that it matters since I'd be classified as a nigger in Europa.

>how do we cheer them up?
Not sure honestly but apparently suicide was once Illegal there, How one would enforce this Law is beyond me.
Hello friend

How does one enforce such a law? Really fires up those neurons...

Do people in Jamaica like Major Lazer is it considered meme music there? There some stuff in their lyrics that sounds like Jamaican-English and I can't understand it at all

Moved to Burgerland but I'm still o-o-one of you. I was home in July.

>there's some thing that sounds like Jamaican-English
Maybe because the people featured in Major Lazer stuff like Walshy Fire are actually Jamaican???

What

>French Guanabana
HAAHAHAHA

Do you eat Guanabana in Aruba? I freaking love that fruit ahhaha

Maybe they get Haitians to raise them from the dead and for them to do hard labour
My man
I feel embarrassed I don't get the joke

*Force them to do hard labour

it's just funny
because Guyana and Guanabana sound alike

My cock may be small, but one day, all of the bathroom bullies will take it up the butt.

>Will Guyana ever be relevant
As a state.

>Visit the Park National of my island for the first time in over 10 years
>They add a Black Panther; a Leopard and 2 Puma
>And some motherfucking suspended Bridges

Shit was scary.

I unironically aren't

Do you have chinkungaaysn ?

Bump

I didn't get the "am toxic" thing? What's the reference?

You'll always be a crabman, Antiguabro.

Here it goes by the name of sorsaca. Not a favourite of mine. Tastes too ugh.

D-don't even joke about that.

Contemplating carrying a cross and holy water should I ever encounter a Haitian. Y/n?

Leave them alone, Maduro.

I wish I could tell ya. No a tende nada di esey. Straño, paso un di e noticianan mas grandi cu a sali di Bonairo ultimo tempo tabata ora nan a gara un ladron di cabrito.

Forgot to post the full version

Good God

Nueva Granada (Including Guyana Esequiba) when?

Nearly out of jerk here lads, what's the best recipe?

I'm sure Holy Water will work on supernatural zombies, but zombies caused by disease,chemicals or a parasite not so much
Also google "clairvius narcisse"
Also 10/10 Map, but I can't tell what we're(The Bahamas) is doing

/carib/+/balt+ausnz/=/comfy/

>Not welcome: you
w-why?

porque si.

look up a sofrito recipe. Also don't eat meat u pleb.

You're too late.
Already bought the stuff for jerk. Sofrito doesn't look as spicy as jerk so that's not gonna work out.

I'm actually eating more meats and vegetables lately. Cutting down on carbs.
Lost 1.5kg last month. My bmi is back in the green but I'm gonna keep it up a bit longer.

:^)

Spoopy stuff

Neither can I. I see a map but idk.

>/balt/+/ausnz/
How did these two come together?

You're welcome here, senpai. Pls stay.

ur a jerk desu.

>Lost 1.5kg last month. My bmi is back in the green but I'm gonna keep it up a bit longer.

Nice. How is the cigarette situation?

Sorry but that's not gonna happen.

Menthols :^)

>Visit the Park National of my island
this sentence's structure is so romanized
lel

bmi is a meme

>Menthols :^)
what are you doing with u're life mang?

The Spaniards brought us religion and bolo di tres lechi. They're cool.

Tell me what's good about being 80 and having literally nothing to do?
I don't have to reach 80, I'd hate it.

Is it tasty?

But what about now? Smokers get limp dicked younger. Also higher stress levels. Also if you find yourself in a situation when you can't get your smoke on it will be shit 100% of the time.

Also the most important fact that smoking will make you an uggo.

How are thing at your new home?

is that a papiamento version of Tres Leches or is it different?

Nothing wrong with my benis familia, also I'm not an addict, I only smoke when I drink and that's maybe once a week nowadays. It used to be 1/day though.

>uggo
That's a women problem. However men look, they look interesting.
Men age like wine, it's true.

Hey /crab/, just an old friend passing by. Wassup

Kek, saved.

Of course it is!

Aye. Quesillo/flan is also wildly popular.

Sunshine and alcohol, my brother. The usual.

Holy crap, we eat those desserts too

Well, Colombians /are/ the biggest immigrant group here. Our countries are very close to one another. Cultural overlap, etc, etc. Donkey fucking still isn't a thing tho. We prefer goats.

>old friend
Could it be?

Making pancakes lads.

What non-communist Caribbean country is the best to live in?

>Could it be?
as if

shark fucking>>>

It all depends on what you like

>Nothing wrong with my benis familia,
not now at least.

>also I'm not an addict, I only smoke when I drink and that's maybe once a week nowadays. It used to be 1/day though.
Ahh, I see. Still.

>That's a women problem.
only plebs say this. Appearance is a huge thing for first impression, and how people treat you in general. Start taking care of you're appearance and you will most def notice it. Start looking like a hobo and you will be treated like one pretty much.

>Men age like wine, it's true.
Not all of them, and specially not men who smoke.

What's news senpai?

high standards of living and caribbean music played aloud

I heard you've been getting tons of venezuelans lately. Is it true or just a meme?

I went to Aruba in 1999, good ol' times. I remember seeing iguanas everywhere, it was amazing

>I remember seeing iguanas everywhere, it was amazing
...are iguanas not a common occurrence in Colombia?

You can scratch Dominica off your list

R u the cute lesbian?

No but tell me about her

Not where I live, maybe in little towns close to the coast

I think she emigrated. She was from there and posted in this general.

Talk about living dangerously.

We have a decent HDI and reggae playing on the radio.

Why would you want to live here? Italy compared to here is like a diamond vs cubic zirconia.

Yes, unfortunately.

>soaring crime rates
>illegals are arriving by boat daily
>they want us to let them dock a ferry that may bring 500-600 d a i l y
>worthless Prime Minister agreed to take in 500 """refugees"""

Locals are not pleased.

Sad to say that those days are over. Everything is now super Americanised. No more authentic Caribbean feel. The iguanas are here to stay, so fear not.

I just had a wushiqi-year old in me

she's in the UK now, looking to fuck white grills

Antided 4 /ded general/

And how about colombians? do we cause trouble?

Yes, although Venezuelans do too.

>gara un ladron di cabrito

Ta bon mes e no ta Aruba...cosnan asina ta pone nos mustra mane un 3rd world country.

NA Aruba tambe tawata tin un cuenta di cabrito cu a sali den front page, ė Tawata ataka auto of algo.

Guess esey ta miho cu atrako of tiramento

A-are you aruban? pls tell me more

It's been a while /Carib/....

Hello Belizeanon.

I'M IN LOVE WITH THE COCO

>Why would you want to live here? Italy compared to here is like a diamond vs cubic zirconia.

I wasn't really implying I wanted to live there. Was just curious.

Yes I am, however I haven't actually lived there for a little over 3 years. But in my eyes Venezuelans did way more shit than Colombians. I don't know what the current situation is there now but last thing I heard was about was this guy stabbing a security guard in the neck and killing him, and some guy that went into some asian elder dudes house and shot both him and his wife (I have no idea where he was from).

There are also a fuckton of illegal immigrants here, I was in Aruba 1 months ago and holy fuck. I barely heard my own language - everyone on the streets just speaking spanish. Whether it's tourist or people who are there illegally - it's pretty annoying - they're very rude and blunt too (I can't tell you exactly if that's about Colombians or Venezuelans)

Don't ruin this for me.
It could still be.

There's a large middle class regarding beauty, most people are so-so or average. Only a small percentage is beautiful and gets to be a model or superstar. The same is true for the bottom.

Which one is the diamond and which one is the zirconia?

cuties.

Is anyone here coming to WCMF in Dominica this year

>Will Guyana ever be relevant
No, Good edition name though

I stopped playing runescape

The place is still shit
>chocolate has been released
>saw some pics of AIA

kek

That's pretty cool

The what?

Que?
How is AIA coming along? I haven't seen pics in about a year

Post pictures from the view out of your window, cuties.

World Creole Music Festival

>Don't ruin this for me.It could still be.
even if, the name itself is not coming back

>I stopped playing runescape
that's why your life is incomplete

They say it's in the "final stages"

Oh, well not me

Will there be mega qts there?

Too much of a grind, and too much time

Hi
They've been saying that for the past 3 years though

Of course there's gonna be qts
Hello

I wanted to rent out my downstairs apartment for the festival but it won't be ready in time

somehow Jonestown synonymously comes into mind when Guyana is mentioned

Hey, you light skinned?

I'm the other vincentian btw

Nope

Hmmm....I'm starting to think this light skinned Dominican thing is a meme....well enjoy the creole fest anyway

>They've been saying that for the past 3 years though
Yes, and I don't expect it to be open this yea, just saying what they said

pls send them my way


I've met some at UWI, their accent is nice though

There are a lot of lightskinned Dominicans we call them shabeh (male) and shabine (female)

What do I get in return

I know man, I met one when I was in Primary school and fell in love with her...of course I was only 9 so tough luck
Please send them our way. Our islands are pretty much the same. They'll feel pretty much at home

...

Two bottles of the finest Sunset Very strong rum

Go find her man

Post theaters of your country/city/town/etc

Deal

Nah, she was in her twenties then. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't remember me

noice

doesn't matter man, follow your heart

I miss the carib weather to be honest

The constant >70% humidity

If Liat wasn't so shit maybe I would. My flight home has been changed twice thanks to them

LIAT is absolute trash man but we have no alternative

How are we doing today my crabmens?

Bad news week won't end fampais(((

Daily reminder that Guyana is a shithole.

What has has my pal down today?
Please no bully Canada
I kind of wish it snowed her at least one week out of the month.

Fuck off cunt
Well Europeans are autistic retards. Can't wait until they get their shit kicked in

hi I am a fellow island guy here

Yes. Not on the same levels as Venezuelans. Women hate Colombians more for stealing their husbands kek.

>implicando cu nos no ta riba caminda pa ta derde wereld

You know well enough, cheeky bastard.

The post I've been waiting for.

Nicholas, I thought you were on your way to normiedom.

Greetings, fellow islander!

How's your weather? It has been cold here lately (20 C) I don't like having to wear a jacket

Currently 28 C, soon to be 33 C. Not going to be hotter for long since rainy season is approaching.

Whats your average temperature during the summer?

30 C - 34 C. How hot does it get in Griekenland?

wew. We get from 30-40c, depends on the time and place though. It can be 40C during the day but during night it can get cold with the air breeze in coastal areas

do you get a lot of rains?

>hitting the 40s
Christ

No, sadly enough. We are one of the driest countries in the region. ;_;

Never understood why people like rain that much desu (unless you're a farmer)

you can just cool yourself in the sea

You take the rain for granted tbqh.

I've made it.
Overrated

You queen of Stacies yet?

Good lad.

Being queen would imply that I'm a Stacy, which is not the case.

Well I don't know if this holds true for becoming a Stacy, but the secret to becoming Chad lies in copious amounts of substance abuse and heavy drinking. Worth a shot

You still NEETing it up or have you made something of your life? Shooting to be female Will?

>tfw you witnessed 5 people getting shot on your campus 2 nights ago
Living the meme

Yes.

Spouting Italian curse words + smoking menthols + becoming a raging alcoholic

No better path.

Aside from the 2 days without electricity thing
>people being cunts
>mother really sick
Also i've benn working a lot and doing a lot of OT, plus doing some extra work on the side, it has gotten me into a deep existential crisis and I feel like shit desu senpai.

How are you doing?

We've missed you fampal. How are you?

I would really like to go to Greece sometime. What time of the year is the best for that?

ohh wow. I knew one of those among the bunch that got stabbed in Emerson College up in Boston.

Senpai, I've not been to Aruba, but I've been to Italy and to Curacao, if Curacao is somewhat comparable to Curacao it's clear to me which one is the diamond and which one is the zirconia.

youtube.com/watch?v=c7OuoPpu2OQ

Are you trying to keep all that beauty to yourself?

How's the weather there currently?

Would there be any hurricanes planned for the week of oct 4th?

Pretty hot and clear today.

>Would there be any hurricanes planned for the week of oct 4th?
Doesn't seem like it. Are you coming back to the crablands that week?

Also how are you doing?

Been monitoring and never seen them so cheap as this.
Antigua seems cheap af and even Vincy is below 1k.

Rest is same old actually, I discovered AliExpress so I'm ordering loads of cheap stuff. For the rest I saved some dough and I feel the urge to spend it in the Caribbean.

wbu familia

Will is a bad lad
Also I didn't know he liked menthols. Good taste, but nig-tier nonetheless

Ahh, I see. Have you looked into hotel expenses, etc too?

>Rest is same old actually, I discovered AliExpress so I'm ordering loads of cheap stuff.
Ahh, I've bought a few stuff from there. Thou shipping from china to this island can be ass sometimes.

see
It's all bad, but at least I'm making some big bux atm.

Jalapeños lads

>stabbing
Get on Burger levels you pleb

>chicago
lmao

>Get on Burger levels you pleb
We're #1 in rate of death by firearms. We're more burger than the us of a.

State when?

>all 2 people who have been killed in puerto rico have died from firearms
Amazing

never.

>all 2 people
b real my mang

>Colombia
>world's best coffee

Nah bro, more like 2nd or 3rd

Cuban coffee a best

Updates on the tropical storm/depression?

Summer if you don't mind the heat (I assume you don't) and the tourists, winter is good if you like going to mountain places (I wouldn't recommend that, but still)

I would go around Spring if I were you, cheaper prices than Summer, fewer tourists (but still a fucklot) and the perfect weather. Doesn't work out if you're working or at school tho

Up for the glory of crib

aruba is qt

Perhaps from your perspective. But it is my opinion that us vs. Italy, Italy wins hands down.

Y-you too

Uh-oh.

Yes montería is full of those we make for them common places to eat cabbages and fruits and they are somewhat domesticated to not be that afraid of humans, they are like our second most important species after the jaguar here

> Tfw not a single iguana in Bogota :(

Of only a bit of that rain would hit me so fucking hot and dry

We need to build a sea Wall
I'm sorry to hear that mate, hope it isn't anything serious.

#happening.

I see. Hope to go there soon. My dad's bff was a greek, hope I can meet him and his family when I go over there.

Yeah, I hope so too.
How are you doing today senpai?

I'm still alive and done with coke, for real this time, I swear.

Stay safe crabman. You're always welcome here :^)

Turned 18 today. /carib/
What do ?

>Cuban
>World's best
Try our Blue Mountain coffee. I here it's pretty good

Great decision m8

Or you could go for the Guinness world record for cocaine snorting, just saying.
Not so good to be honest, between Jobs and resources are being depleted, I went for a long walking to clear my head.

weak attempt, try again

>I discovered AliExpress
congrats on new levels of normiedom

>Please no bully Canada
>being this new

sure thing White Chad

I can read spanish dickhead

>turned 18
Leave this site lad
Save yourself
Go be the Tyrone I know you can be


Also happy birthday user ^.^

smoke weed with your m8 Alborosie

Pumping in carib

Why you say it's safe when it's clearly not safe at all? I guess the grass is always greener.

Happy bday!

Happy late birthday user

Where is Suriname in these threads.

Yo, FUCK this shit. Freaking posers, all of you. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How cheap are /carib/ countries?

Are they more like Luxembourg or Vietnam? Thinking of spending my honeymoon there desu

u feeling ok?

Not cheap at all, prices on are on par with Norway, wages are on par with Syria.

?
Things are relatively expensive compared to say Florida, things on average cost 50 percent more

How are we doing today my crabmens? Nay news?

You said for the week of oct. 4th. That thing will be deep into the gulf by then.

Think about how shit it was to be a kid, and think about how shit being and adult is.

>between Jobs and resources are being depleted,
I see.. Work is so bad I wish I never had to work in my life.

Oh alrigh

How are you doing fampai?

Still checking out possible places on which I could spend my monies.

What are your top choices so far?

Wanted to go to Antigua and Montserrat, but I have no time that week.

So maybe the week after that, in that week, the cheapo's are T*rks and Caicos and Martinique, so I could do Martinique + Saint Lucia.

So far I know Dominica and Montserrat are beautiful, but I don't really know what there's to do on the other islands.

Unfortunately I cannot go to PR or any other US island because you scared me with the excessive gun violence.

Yes, this week will be the one.

The one week with no inconsistent service from Flow.

>youtube.com/watch?v=R4f4q52J9qY
>Featuring the 2017 Dodge ACR

not much happened locally, besides the impending storm.

Heard a bloke's face got blown off in Guadeloupe I think because he was talking on a phone whiles it was charging.

Happy l8 Bday!

Guyanese here. I don't get why we consider ourselves part of the Caribbean, even with Caricom.

>Viper is the fastest car around the Track
No Surprise there it's a car for Men

Not the most comfortable to be in tho.

How bad is the weather

If that's too rough then just get a regular Viper as opposed to the Track orientated one.

...

Been a big raucous in the early mornings but now it's safe to do normal commutes.

Well I mean, it's a good car to have, but imo not something I'd drive on a daily.

I have a lot of respect for the viper for what it can do for the price, but hyper cars, for me, are for the admiration not the regular experience of wanting to handle one. Even the SRT is a beast with 645 bhp.

It's also a gas guzzler, so I hope you're a successful entrepreneur or engineer when you get one.

Friendly reminder that white nationalism is essentially a giant pussy cult
>"p-preserve the beauty of the aryan white woman"
>WE'VE GOT TO SAVE WHITE WOMEN FROM SLEEPING WITH MOHAMMED AND JAMAL
Lol I'll just keep sticking it in brown girls, faggots

Pumping in the name of /pirate/

A STORM IS COMING

I am Caribbean

This dick

I thought it was directly above you

A storm that will swallow the children
And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain

It's sunny as fuck but the country is on lock down
I've never seen Vincentians take something so seriously

>Tobago....3K
The fuck?

What're your thoughts on Asian girl feet?

I'll never understand foot Fetishists

All feet are nice feet

I used to be the same as you
But I guess that Kraut autist spammed it so much that it stuck with me

Kraut autist?

Some German footfag who spams asian girl feet all over Cred Forums
He's very proficient

Help me to understand mate,when I watched that webm I was only attracted to her thighs(she covered her pantsu,that tease) and cute face.

It's like trying to describe color to a blind man
I dont know if I can do it. You just need to get it

I never really go outside of /carib/ so I wouldn't know

This is true

oh fuck. How are my crabmans doing today?

Not too bad desu.

With the kind of heat we had for the past few weeks, I'd say this is comfy weather.

It's just raining for now, no wind or anything

Sounds nice. No wind?

I see. Stay safe anyhow. Hope you guys don't lose power or anything over there.

Nothing too serious, far from hurricane-tier.

We usually don't lose power over depressions/systems, so I wouldn't expect it.

If anything I call this great weather at least for me
Windy with light showers

At what point is suicide Justified?

>wanting to go to an island that gets nuked by volcanoes every 20 years

Always
For anything

I followed my crush home today
I've never been in love before desu

I just lost power and I think it may be island wide

Rain and wind really starting to pick up now.

Fearing the worst atm, time to charge everything.

wtf flow
this is Dominica

Hope you get 100% charge before power goes out

>loose power
It's cold and rainy....perfect weather

I don't know but I've thought about it

wew lad/lass!

hows your day /carib/

someone tried to boot after scraping my moms bumper because there an impatient fuck
>she got the plate

i also had a teacher tell me my answers showed class and he liked the way i presented my work. its funny because i wrote normally and used just used indentation and bullet points like i usually do

weird day desu

Not 100% but it's enough. Will probably just hotspot my phone for my tab, as long as my phone has enough charge I'm good.

Kek, this how we flow now.

It's a full blown storm over here senpai, pray it doesn't transfer to your end.

>Weird day
Indeed.


Got power back right before I posted this...hm

Still down but people who get power from the same lines as me said they just got power back

>I followed my crush home today
Slippery slope there
>hows your day
Stressful, nothing went the way I hoped and I got bad news out of left field

Spoke too soon.

It's out again :|

Listening to the radio, it seems some idiots searched 'NEMO' on Google and used updates from nemos from other islands for (mis)information.

The police force was also asking for volunteers in case of looting/disorder, heh.

im hoping it doesnt

>I got bad news out of left field
how bad is it

Just came back for me

Well I'm moving from where I currently live in as a result of the circumstance

kek'd

Our water has stopped running because the company wants to reduce contamination if something happen.

They cut of our water since 2o'clock today but my community has a water tank that can supply us for about a day and a half

that sounds pretty bad

do you guys get water outages during the summer months?

>south florida

feels bad men

Second opportunity for.you to charge.

North has no power (apart from Sandals), Vigie has because it's close to our elec company

Hope you got some bottled water before the rain clears.

We got our warning like a day ago,so all water tanks are filled

Nope,except that time we had the drought where they lowered the water pressure but
didn't stop it.

i swear olny in the land of wood and water would people not be able to manage water. i assumed it was a third world thing desu

>Spaniards

I may hare this place with every fiber of my being but power cuts and water cuts aren't a thing here.

Hows your day bros?

Rainy and comfy as fuck..no work till monday

>Also, are you guys black?
>I don't have anything against blacks
Cuck

I don't see how that follows...

It's 2016.
The race war is about to start

Can I just watch it from the sidelines?

What's a good neighborhood in Santo Domingo?

NO.

/carib/ i'm concerned everything is just a big ploy and recruiters only come to the uni to show face and not actually hire people
it's always the same few who get the jobs
career week gives me the sads

>I cannot go to PR or any other US island because you scared me with the excessive gun violence.
PK pls

>prices on are on par with Norway, wages are on par with Syria
this is so true, it's sad

never

also I appeared in the newspaper today and I've been getting messages from everyone saying i'm famous now

You weren't doing anything disreputable were you?
I'd be disappointed

I get much lonelier in the winter when it is cold ice noticed
I need someone to cuddle with for warmth

The storm is arriving here tonight. Thunder and lightning outside. It's all calm atm.

Stay safe, cribby crabby.

Stay safe Aruba Chan, you are the first Lady of /carib/
You're like a Unicorn to us, a Unicorn that speaks Dutch and Spanish and rides a Motorcycle through outer space

Well boys, that was a bad one

And yes, I'm actually in Antigua

How bad was the damage on your side
I didn't even hear any thunder

M8...I heard a couple people drowned, I think, on your end. Also saw a pretty bad landslide too.

But yeah didn't hear any thunder, either.

Then find someone

No thunder but just rained

I think one person died here

blacks are different from niggers

Still raining

Shut up ! You're racist !

who here likes likes richie spice?

Fuck off Jamal
It ain't easy

Don't know who that is

Sure it is, just hire a prostitute

They're too expensive
Even the washed up 40 year olds here charge $300+/hr
Why does pussy have to be on such a pedestal

If you are going for it don't skimp out

>it's on a pedestal
This is because they are the gatekeepers

Yet they'll cry about muh oppression even though they can make a living literally selling their underwear and even their feces to thirsty betas

It's an unjust world my friend

Just wait a few years for trap and VR technology to advance. A new golden age is upon us, the age of w*men is coming to a close

Soon we will be free senpai, I will finally be with my waifu

I heard a fourth former got crushed by a boulder in st Vincent
Sad times

Yea, he was clearing something...have no idea why

>Why does pussy have to be on such a pedestal
it's not
you're just a normie

He was clearing mud behind his mother's house...

Ayyyye lmao

Sup /carib/?

Watcha doing there senpai?
Stopover?

That's what he gets for going outside.

Hello my crabmens! What's news?
Saw a car crash this morning. Pretty rad.
How did Matthew treat you guys?

You're back familia! How was the trip?

Poor guy.

Awesome, I went to a 4 star hotel in Antigua. England was dope, got into a lot of fights as you know, boned a white chick. Life is awesome right now

Twas okay, didn't really do much to my area
lost power for a bit though

Still cloudy but everything is okay

Until Sunday, guys. No internet from here on out.

The floods are going to be a pain.

Women really did a number on my country

Why hasn't mio poster returned?

I don't know, it sucks being the only usual Bahamian poster though.
Stay safe

You're cool bro but I just miss that guy, he was also pretty cool. Must be a bahamian thing

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How are you guys coping with the tropical storm? Strong winds have hit our caribbean coast. Hope y'all are safe

I'm pooing guys haha

Have fun with that....

it was okay, not as bad as I thought it would have been

You guys want me to green text a my neighbors cuckolding?

yes, im curious

>Neighbor and his girlfriend have been having loud shouting fights for days
>He tells me she's been hanging out with her ex
>Says whenever they'd have arguments she'd go sleep by her cousin
>He believes she's sleeping by her ex
>months pass, she has a Baby boy
>He comes to me and tells me he doesn't believe it's his
>I say a paternity test is the best choice
>he get's it
>Doesn't match, he's not the dad
>He confronts her,I can hear them shouting from my place
>"This kid isn't mine, you've been cheating you slut" he says
>"No I haven't, you're just picking a fight because you don't really love me or your son, be a man"
>"This test proves it isn't mine" he says
>"If you loved me and your son you would have never gotten that test" she says
>"stop lying"he says
>she then turns the tables and says "If you don't stop instigating fights I'm going to sleep by my ex until you settle down, also if the test says you aren't the father then that just means your son gets his genes from your mother's side of the family instead of your dads and that's why it doen't match with you"
>He buys the gene thing and even Apologises to her
>he comes to me a few days later and tells me that it was his kid because blah blah blah moms genes, "you're a smart guy user you know that happens some times" he says
>I didn't know what to say, I just gave him a nervous thumbs up
>My dad says not to tell him because the guy is clearly deluding himself and will likely do something drastic when he snaps
I seriously hope I'm not around when reality sets in.

slip a note in his door explaining how genes work or text him.

you cant seriously let him go through with this.even if something bad happens you cant be charged with anything....

You cannot allow him to get manipulated by this harpy.

If you have to literally draw him a picture and buy a high school biology textbook then do it.

I just hope he hasn't signed for the kid yet, once you sign for a kid here you're stuck with it even if you find out afterwards it isn't yours Biologically.

desu i feel like if he breaks he might kill her

i wouldnt worry too much about him being stuck with the kid

Aruba su economia ta mucho bon, ta djis e gobierno pendewnan y otro hende den control ta abusa di ė plaka Anto hasi fraude.

Economicamente y infrastucturamente 1st world. Criminalidad y Otro coi pendewnan cu ta Pasa Si ta riba nivel di 3rd world.
Locual ami ta culpa e illegalnan cu ta bin akinan cu nada anto deshasi di nos. mi no ta bisa tur arubiano ta innocents tampoco Pero mas hende pober Nan trece mas desperate nan ta bira

I don't know why but it reminds me of TES IV Oblivion

thankyou /carib/ for getting me 4 new flags

ISHUJT KARAIBE ESHTE SHQIPERIA
youtube.com/watch?v=ufsqOGXPi4o

And? Literally nothing wrong with being racist.

Also you're from Quebec, WHY AREN'T YOU RACIST?!?!

Storm only lasted about a day and electricity and water came back after 14 hours, can't complain and I heard no fatalities.

Is stingray city a tourist trap?

>category 3
Matthew pls

Show him a website that explains the paternity test.

It's all ogre now

What up my carbmans? How are we doing today? Any news?

Stay safe bros. It would be sad to lose any more crabmans

Category 4 now

It poured during the early morning and now it's relatively dry. Matthew has passed us. No floods... we're fucking lucky. Still expecting some heavy rain.

>category 4 hurricane

Stay safe, fellow islanders.

TELL the retarded fuck!

>water came back after 14 hours
The fuck is wring with the other islands...

Wew,some peoples are going to get fucked
>aruba will never be my waifu and that makes me sad

14hours is nothing last month I was without water for 3 days

This place is less shit than I thought

>category 4
JUST

That tropical storm made my day yesterday. It was like high noon and was still extremely cool and overcast.

Stay safe mayne

QT just texted me to see if I'm okay
>feels good man

Best weather is overcast and windy

>might see a categaory 5

im exited but also not exited

youtube.com/watch?v=0Xfvk028Kv0
What kind of of music will you be listening to during the storm
I may be travelling by boat on monday, I'll enjoy the rough waves all while listening to "in Waves"

nope, it was about my research team being on the brink of patenting a drug to fight boob cancer

what the fuck is this thread full of rare flags.
it's like being on another planet general.

Also a campus

All you need to do now is write a book and get put in a Lifetime movie.

Stay safe /carib/ looks like Matthew is as nasty as it gets and isn't going anywhere soon

i'm just gonna watch the storm and sleep honestly, if my power is off

Stay safe bros.

Haiti will probably melt from landslides. Also, why does the lucian ball have candles on its head