Culture pals - /cp/

Culture pals - NO LEAFS ALLOWED(except Quebec)

Come meet qts from around the world, practice your bants, hang out with the lads, make lads kek, cuck anons, cuck anonettes :^), propose to qt, get rejected by qt, cuck yourself, hate on the retard leaf

SIGN UP NOW:
>www.interpals.net

OP pastebin:
pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU

previous thread:

Other urls found in this thread:

i.imgur.com/4b9j7ED.jpg
youtube.com/watch?v=rT52PqQ8_kU&ab_channel=JimHolland
youtu.be/lcLJv4FEB5o
youtube.com/watch?v=5tZlu4wP4pw
interpals.net/ldmdv?utm_medium=pp-userthumb
vocaroo.com/i/s0JutlE0DeEK
interpals.net/Kookykitty?utm_medium=pp-userthumb
twitter.com/AnonBabble

That's a really mean edition.

haha good think am no leaf!!

Third for Nortism

so which one of you guys messaged me with the fake rus qt account?

hi i like you flag ))

so you're the one that just messaged me
please stop

i no use interpals in long while i didnt do it
it porbly sven, he sly devile

stop writing like a retard you fat motherfucker

That's mean OP. You shouldn't disrespect our new friend, shaggy, like that. He seems like a very polite user.

he's a retarded troll, he deserves it

englsh not first language i apologize (((

please stop

fuck off faggot stop messaging me

im not message you

Oh. I see.. :/

Nice ) post )

stop writing in bad english you piece of shit

oh it's you
fuck off

i think someone spent a little too much time indoors on the computer today.. why not go downstairs and have mummy make you some tendies :^)

Alhamdulilah my qt converted to Islam.

told you is sven you retard

thank u

why don't you go down on me you faggot

Nah, it's not me. I only have "lisadk" as fake account.

asians on interpals are so EASY

Hey, google translate this:

Dra åt fanders ditt jävla kukhuvud, ingen tycker om dig ditt tråkiga as

Love you too Sweden.

no i dont trust you sven you are try to hack me

why does the amerishart defend the leaf?

he thinks it's a girl?

ok you are just pretending to be retarded

america greatest ally

Severe case of being a spacker

no, just do it

>Vara från Kanada
>Komplett jävla dum i huvudet
v a r j e g å n g

what is culture pals?

is interpals not working for anyone else?

Uh, we don't use the "r" word around here, you retarded fucking cunt. Leave him the fuck alone.

I've been having trouble with it today. Like super damn slow

post real feet tho

It's down.

>post real feet tho
no, i'm in bed, silly

let me see ur war face!! haha ))

I don't give a shite whether you're in fucking Pakistan and that shit gets you beheaded, show me your fucking feet you degenerate western whore.

)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))jag ska knulla dig i röven))

rude

fuck off potatonigger

I fucking hate you, It's the type of way that you write
you fucking redditor

Dude, Shepards pie is really good tho..

thats a very good war face good job sven

please calm down i am not bad u are be bad and make bad name for thread dontr make me rewind

Lol why would you share your picture with people from Cred Forums ugh

Shut the fuck up

no you failed quints fagget

pls go .. . .. . . ..

GET TRAIN

the freidn of my friend is my friend

if dubs you laeve .. . . .

FUCK

if dubs you become wizard and kill szen with sharp katana

dang haha ))

if i ignore it it will go away right?

>lmao keep talkin shit faggot while i'm givin your qt the d

Don't you mean while you're watching my qt taking my d, Quebec?

yes just like herpes

why delete thios youÉÉ

just go, nobody wants you here

i want me here )))

Holy shit, a beautiful turkish girl wanted to give nudes and I blew it. Told her I respect her a lot and that I didn't want to ruin our friendship.

Can somebody kill me man?

are you gay

really are you gay ??

many respects for dutch cucks ))

I am seriously reconsidering it. The talk I am having with her now is ridicolous!!
She has an austrian boyfriend tho

why not say ok give nudes son of basterd bich?

thank u for tulips btw

Jesus fucking christ these threads have gone to shit.

singles and you leave

qt just sent a pic with some guy and said she kissed him

i think im gonna cry

someone hold me

My dubs veto this.

hahahahahahahahahah

You got cucked user..

Jesus Christ. Is everyone getting cucked this week?

I'm snapping a married chick so I'm doing the cucking.

É I R E
I
R
E

you have no power here, pork and beans etc etc

Oh Lad!

why are women such inconsiderate heartless whores? i'm gonna pull an elliot rodgers on the sluts

It's because they get so much attention that it's easy for their minds to get distracted. I imagine it would be the same for us if we constantly had tons of girls always approaching us and trying to talk to us.

It's not fair. I wish my Italian hadn't lost interest in me for another guy. But, it's life, and it happened..

It's probably because you're a faggot. Block her lad and move on.

Post the picture of them anyway.

Why don't you find a swedish virgin girl to spoil?

russia or poland??

Or

Welcome to the thread, Ukraine

pretty good answer "lad" ))

i'm gonna see what she says first, then i will post all of her photos here

Do she get the lewd?

Were you actually "in a relationship"? If not, then don't.

I won't post pictures of my Italian. even tho after everything we had, she went with a different guy. We were not in a relationship, and there was no commitment. So, she never actually did anything wrong. She's always been good to me. And I want our friendship to stay. So I respect her

I'm in Crimea atm, so de-facto in Russia, it's just Cred Forums's policy. Anyway my regards to you.

>I'm in Crimea
Krim eto Ukraina

Oh interesting.

Have you seen this goddess with your own eyes?

Yes. She's not attractive in my opinion, and she's corrupted.

Severnaja Irlandia eto the UK.

lol top "bantz" "lad"

>Were you actually "in a relationship"?

god no, but we had talked everyday for months, sent me loads of pictures. who does that and then one night make out with some dude and immediately tell ME about it? only an evil person would do something like that. i stopped talking to other qt's altogether but she goes ahead and kisses someone?

Long story short she had been covering a huge gang here in Crimea, and after the annexy happened she's still at the helm, pretty much shows the corruption.

well, I see your frustration. That is pretty messed up for her to tell you about the kiss. My Italian never did that, and I know she wouldn't, she told me she respects my feelings and would never say something to upset me. That's why she doesn't even mention her boyfriend to me. But, I see why you're upset. I'm sorry user. Did you call her out on it?

Thanks senpai.

Interesting, also I talked to 1 QT a year ago about the annexation. She was living in Crimea. She said she was glad Russia took it, and that Russia is better than when it was Ukraine. What's your view?

Ignore the Americuck, he ended up flying to another country and fucking texting his feelings to his "qt". Don't be like him, use your anger and post that shit. She knew you cared about her and she did it anyway because she's a fucking cunt and thinks you're just going to forgive her.

...

Belive me or not i have the same story, and it was with a swedish grill. Even more to say she considered that as an internet relationship and had a plant to meet me. Det kommer bli bra.

I was going to tell her in person on the last day. I had typed up a really long text. Talking about everything from when we first met to preset day, I was going to tell her before I left in person, face to face. But her mother wanted to meet me, and was there when I wanted to say it. I couldn't bring myself to speak.

>Did you call her out on it?
no i haven't written anything yet

probably gonna do this desu

how does that help me?

>I had typed up a really long text.
That doesn't mean it was somehow a good idea.

I didn't sent that text. I just had it saved. You know, like writing your thoughts down. I decided I want to tell her face to face. And was dead set on doing that. But the opprotunity was lost. so I had to send it on the train.

If I told you that I fucked her after saying: "No, I have only fucked men... I bet vaginas aren't nowhere as nice as assholes"... would anyone even believe me?

Pretty much nothing has changed, except the peninsula has no macdonalds, zara etc (western companies). The salary is bigger than it used to be, but all the prices are also bigger but people actually don't regret they voted for Russia. But in my opinion Russia is a shitty country so it has no future (especially with the sanctions), like the brigde which is in progress (between the mainland and the peninsula) but now the project is frozen i guess, also because of sanctions. The economy is rising really slowly (if it's even rising), because of very few companies and countries still trade and such with Crimea. Russia had its chance to back Crimea after the USSR fell, now it's all about hypocrisy covered as "we backed our Russian brothers" (here it's more than 70% of Russians).

Yous a cuck

Does jonno still post in these threads?

>no I've only fucked men

Oh yeah I definitely believe you

It'll help you to understand you're not a special snowflake, don't be edgy and don't dump her pics. She's just a good experience in your life, in the future you'd be more wise.

Don't dump pics.

Also don't bitch her out. Send her a message saying exactly how you feel. If you put thought and be sincere into it, it will actually hit her harder than if you called her a slut

He's been gone since December

böst bröfile björn

Wow that's interesting

Did he post any updates?
Anything interesting happened with any other /cp/ regulars?

not that I can't remember. He disappeared right before I went to Italy back in December

But it also gave a few bonuses for the crimeans. Like the students from here has a privilege to join almost any Russian university with almost no exam. It's easier to immigrate from Russia to Scandinavia (a lot of special programs). Can't actually come up with something more. But in immigration meaning Ukraine's Scandinavia is Poland and i don't have to say what's better.

i.imgur.com/4b9j7ED.jpg

This is what a t*rk thinks it's nudes.
Fucking bitch. Talked to her for like 3 weeks

>3 weeks
Try a year and only seeing ass and bra, you little cunt.

maybe should make call to father and say her she son is be not abide by rules of extrmarital contracts??

Which cunt? This slut is 29 and still lives with parents. A true T*rk, now she is saying she can't come to cam because her mom is awake.

Is her name Pinar my dude?

nah, wew lad. You had me worried for a sec.
different cunt.

See this

cried my eyes out to some justin vernon

damn he made some sad music

>pinar

Stop being a fucking faggot and post the god damn pictures already.

Or at least her profile, I want to do some mischief :^D

Hello Portulad, BOAT or another one? :3

hey

Dumn idiot leaf

Do Brazilian qts like Portuguese guys?

who doesn't? ))

the pictures will disappoint you anyway

maybe another day, norbro

Ayyy lmao cheeky cunt ;D
Do you like Portuguese guys too?

I found you a gf, you can have progressive SJW shitbabies together! Pls don't kill yourself
/NerwenElensar

bro you're not going to be able to forgive her. It will be best for you to cut contact. But just try to remember the good times.

Do you ever -want- to forgive someone who knew you had feelings for her and did what she did anyway?

Fucking drop the cunt, post the pictures or her profile and let us fuck with her.

...

I just said that he won't be able to forgive her.. What she did was wrong

>hh
Y-you make me giggle too, post profile pls?
I'm considering dropping Ford as my bff since he is never around here anymore so I want a new bff

no u

maybe, for whatever reason, she didn't know, she didn't seem like someone who would do this, then again i made obvious signals and she did as well....

You should definitely tell her how you feel. Be 100% honest.

Just don't do the low thing by dumping nudes and profile. It is pretty messed up what she did. But, you also weren't commited

Sure, we are all good friends here
/sebaas

>she didn't know
>believing that

It's like when a woman says "what? i didnt hear u" when she obviously did but just doesn't want to answer, they pretend to suddenly be deaf.

Don't fucking fall for it you frost nigger cuck.

shut the fuck billy no mates

Let's crash this plane, with no survivors B^)

no please dont i have famiuly

youtube.com/watch?v=rT52PqQ8_kU&ab_channel=JimHolland

Oh, is it pol-o-clock already?
youtu.be/lcLJv4FEB5o

Why Quebec is so loved by /cp/ ?

t.Quebecois

Because of the qts, they are the bomb

um maybe up your standards then...

This thread is very dead

HI THERE SWEDISH NIGGERS. ENJOY ABDUL THE MIGRANTS COCK IN YOUR ASS, EH?

As we speak Norse bro is cucking

shaggy say hi!

why shaggy trip wong???

>implying nudes wouldn't have taken your friendship to the next level

pls trip working??

pls trip dont do this

Y E S

>fat American girl tells me she can help me with learning Spanish
>"Oh, are you a native speaker?"
>"Lol, no. I'm taking spanish 2 right now"

Why is this allowed?

offer to teach her to lose weight!!

Hmmmmmm

>04:14

Whatever happened to Quebec?

still province afaik

I think interpals has taught me an important lesson. It's that I have no success with women not because I'm ugly but because I'm just a really shitty, boring and miserable person. Fuck I need a drink

is ok user, just work on not care and be witty like britty, then you become the one and make black man in movie look like small pink man name sven

same man. i can entertain them for like a day or two with my cynical abstractions but eventually the fact that i really am a jaded and boring person gets through. feels horrible

Muzzie French girl who lmfaooooos

Made plans to meet my qt next week.
LADS, IT'S HAPPENING

...

Less than 2 weeks to see my Italian qt. So excited.

...

You Bruno or another Alberto?

the former, lad.

Como estás? Onde em Portugal moras, eu vou visitar o norte-leste a semana próxima e seria bom encontrar-te pra uma bebida se estás na região

Estou bem, meu caro camone. Bom português, btw.

Moro no norte (Braga), mas tenho a semana preenchida.. (escola, trabalho, etc..) daí eu não ter tempo para grandes deslocações.

Que cidade vais visitar no nordeste e o que te traz cá?

>Look a mexican qt profile out of curiosity
>this user does not accept messages from Mexico

Does this happen with other countries or mexican girls are just cunts?

Good luck bro

Post views faggets

>drove for five and a half hours to meet my qt
>had a few pictures of her but never skype
>pictures looked nice and we used to talk for hours
>get to the place
>she's fat and ugly
>she wants the D
>mfw
learn from my mistake lads, do never ever go somewhere unless you have seen her on Skype

Most Arab girls block arab countries

I love being white haha

>he didn't add his qt on facebook to look at her casual photos

:^)

Why would you not get clarification? Where was she from anyways?

No, everyone dislikes mexicans.

you should have known better lad

it could be worse

How are you holding up?

mildly depressed, feels like i wasted so much time

Post lewds lad, it'll cheer you up

t. Danskjävel

That's understandable. Just take your time man

Post account allready svennejävel reeeeeeee

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Does anyone here ever look at a picture of you with a girl and think "I don't deserve this"? Like, think that you don't deserve love or attention for whatver reason?

>a picture of you with a girl

:(

thanks ameribro, it must have been much tougher with your italian qt, in a way i'm glad i got off the train now at least

What happened?

you mean what didn't happen?
went to a university of technology with 20% girls, increased autism and reduced leisure time

Underrated

Yeah it took me some time, and honestly a good cry. But I feel a lot better now. And I made my peace with reality. honestly in a way, seeing her again was good closure for me. Like, I was able to refocus. Because before our 2nd visit I was starting to worry because we had been talking less. But after seeing her again and enjoying her company for those last 2 days I was able to tell myself that "us" is over. I know that now. And I feel better just knowing a solid answer. She's still apart of my life which I am grateful for.

You'll be fine man.

Acho que vamos estar no interior - interesse-nós mais os animais selvagens que as cidades, mas acho que Braga vai ser a cidade mais perta. Que há que ver e fazer?

Why's it so quiet lads?

Hungover

>Que há que ver e fazer?
visitar o Porto

Jetlagged

Boat, I want to visit you...

...

>haven't heard from any of my qts in over a week

I know people get busy, but it kinda hurts desu

>I know people get busy
Busy sucking chaddinators cock, yeah

Lads seeing as this is language exchange. I honestly don't know what language to learn. I kind of want to learn German. However I think it could be wasted time. What is the easiest language for an English speaker to learn?

maybe one day. . . ...

only real answers are French and/or German. Maybe Spanish

Dutch
you didn't ask if it needed to be useful

Probably, but it's honestly not like I'm going to go out of my way to meet them either. I just want to exchange cultures

Hmm true. I can kinda understand some Dutch.
Usefulness would be Spanish>French>German right...

that's about right.
And Portuguese is just a tiny step away from Spanish ))

Há muito para ver e fazer em Braga 2bh..

Pic related is one of the most famous landmarks in my neck of the woods. It's a church on a mountain with a GOAT view over the city.

Braga is the oldest city in Portugal, so there really are a lot of landmarks all around. The Sameiro Sanctuary, Bom Jesus (pic related), Avenida da Liberdade, etc..

Yes it is between Spanish and German

Hello is this /luso/ now

Let's create a love Cred Forums thread to leave contact information, and find friends.

There's a whole board for that though.

Just got told by some Irish chad "FUCK SOCIALISM"
Alright man, you do you.

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So I just joined interpals, added a profile pic and bio. What do now? Will I have trouble finding qts since I'm 18?

Just start messaging QTs from a country that you'd like!

Guys I think on my next vacation I want to go to France this time. How are French QTs?

probably whores like everyone else

Shit.
That's cool, just means you'll be talking to 16-19 year olds rather than 18-23 year olds like most of us.

yeah..

this site looks obscure as fuck, is it a real deal with real people?

oui

and you are just talking to random girls hoping to fuck them?i might try it

still haven't talked to her since yesterday lads, what do you think, should i;

1. wait for her guilt to grow enough so she'll text me(doubt it since she's a woman and they have don't have emotions)

2. say a bunch of mean words(tempted by this)

3. write some cucky long text about muh feelings

4. delet and never talk to again

suggestions?

2 +3 + screenshot

No, 'Language Exchange'

1+4
Get down on the floor
Post her profile
Let's walk the dinosaur

>wait for her guilt to grow enough so she'll text me(doubt it since she's a woman and they have don't have emotions)
If she has any chance of being worth keeping she will text back
otherwise just forget about her

How was the cucking?

>ex-qt just uploaded a picture on Instagram with the caption "do you miss me like I miss you?"
Even though I know she wasn't referring to me I still teared up a little ;_;

visita a serra gerês

HAHAHAH YOU FAGGOTS CRY OVER GIRLS ON THE INTERNET HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

youtube.com/watch?v=5tZlu4wP4pw

interpals.net/ldmdv?utm_medium=pp-userthumb
>this is a 15 year old

must be bait

You wouldn't believe me if I told you mate

tfw it isn'tt

I'll choose to believe. That is hilarious aha

why are you on IP if it's that easy for you?

you will too

>interpals.net/ldmdv?utm_medium=pp-userthumb
if she 15 im 15 too bruh

i've already used IP.. I just find a qt, talk to her for a week then get bored and trash her.. maybe get some nudes too.. shit is lame

You're kind of boring Tbh

did you cuck a guy?
thats dickful man

>You're kind of boring Tbh
is that what they say before they stop responding to you?

Er det sandt?!

She went home after, or to a friend... I don't know, but she argued with her bf right before I dank in her pank :^D She didn't think I was gay btw
Because it isn't easy for me, it is just Oponn who is smiling at me... Or maybe I am getting so old that I finally get some of that confidence (soon 27)
I didn't do any cucking, a girl cheated on her fiancee with me... That's between him and her, not me 2bh my moralising stroopwaffel friend.

*stroopwafel

hvor gammel er hun?

Ja Holger, men hun visste jeg ikke var gay så hun bare syntes det var göy å se hva jeg kom til å si... Hun hadde en jævla deilig tatovering på ryggen som jeg fortalte om, så hun var mye på alle fire for å si det sånn ;;;;;;;;;;D

Vet ikke mann, tror hun er 3-4 år yngre enn meg. Nyutdannet barnehagetante, så egentlig teller hun ikke da de er de billigste damærne i verden

You are 27 and still trying to get girls on internet

Well yeah, I am a total loser... But you can remove "trying" as I get grills from the internet.

Thai and poles don't count desu

This autism.
All sent in one message. PLEASE DON'T DO THIS, IT'S DIFFICULT FOR ME TO READ.

What countries are Murrica approved buddy?

>My favorite food is Asian, Italian, Mexican and American food
huh i also like to eat anything!

might join IP for a second time
so far I've met 3 qts, fugged one of them :^D

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Europe , north america, south america, aussie are fine. I am into latinas :^)

it was a bit difficult to take a picture while having sex with that girl so I didn't
the others were a bit autistic and ugly
Italian living in Plzeň btw

> extraordinary
>implying it's difficult to bang chicks from IP

I've banged 3, and grooming some more as we speak :^)

...

pic related

I admire your consistency. I get bored of talking to them after two days 2bh.

Min neger! ;))))))))
Var hun lækker? Skal I ses igen?

>taking creepshots on the S-tog

I just chit-chat with them every once in a while, it's not bad. Just get them on whatsapp or Facebook. IP is horrible for this stuff

>not taking creepshots

Are you gay?

I have added like 4~5 of them on KTalk/WA, but I really cba to talk to them consistently.

One of them asked for my WA herself a few days ago and added me, but I haven't talked to her since.

Normie girls are unappealing af. Talking to them feels like a chore.

there are no normies on ip

>IP girls
>Normie

Lad, they aren't. Most of them aren't, at least.
But I get what you're saying. It does get really boring sometimes

a qt asked me to explain quantum

...

>is qt is not a STEM student

Why don't any of my qts reply to me on the weekends ?

god damn it lads, interpals was a huge mistake

The feels will subside eventually, superior male from Smaland.

rate my pickup line

the girl's jewish

i'm not from småland

good stuff, vytautas.

Kalmar, then?

the name's Aivaras, boat

el capital

Got it, lad.

vocaroo.com/i/s0JutlE0DeEK

apparently sending 20 messages in a row only works if youre a girl

Muslims still raping your women left and right Swedecuck?

wtf is this?

i spent the last three hours insulting a greek/turkish girl, then telling her I love her back and forth, recorded it on vocaroo (what this is) and sent it to her, to make it more personal

holy autism

guess who is!!!

I understand, I should have shat up since I haven't banged a superior American qt
/AussieYuki

IS SHAGGY!!

holy shit you very autism haha!!

>tfw have two LDR's with two different girls at the same time
>both live thousands of miles away from me
>getting bored of them and dump them
>now browsing interpals in search of the third girl

fuck women 2bh

I checked the subplebbit for interpals and seems like every one of them is complaining about interpals being a dating site.
Honestly, the pastebin is outdated and needs to be updated on line 71.

>>www.interpals.net
Eso está medio jodido

interpals.net/Kookykitty?utm_medium=pp-userthumb

does anyone talk to this girl?

Yeah man, I kind of feel the same way right now. I don't even want to talk to them right now

>tfw girl says she'll message you later
>never does

Fuck lads, I want to first message a girl but I'm too nervous to do it.

How do you guys get over the first message anxiety?

Try being heterosexual