/brit/

manlets out edition

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>using feet and inches to measure height
lmao dumbass. ever heard of metric retard?

/brit/

liking the new gimmick

had a dream the cute girl at work got kicked out of her bf's house and came to live with me

The Queen

...

toot posters are here hahahaha

>tfw not even on the chart
Hmmmmm

Ya'll got five, Tommy Wright got ten
Ten Wanted Men never hard to find
I already know where yall stay, it's on your tape
(East Ninety Nine)
I'mma leave you bleeding off that Cleveland
Flat foot asking for directions
Aye dawg you know where Bone stay?
(Next house) thanks playa *pop* Smith & Wesson

/shit/

>liked girl for a while
>trying to fuck her for fucking ages
>she's always flirting with me but playing hard to get and stupid fucking games
>start ignoring her
>she gets mad and wonders why
>cut her off
>tonight
>had a few drinks
>bored
>text her
>''what you doing tonight''
>''sat at home alone :(''
>''want me to come down''
>''yeah, come down now''

Well, cya later lads. (gonna take a shower first and was my knob)

>As someone who lived in a dorm built in the 1930s that had separate taps for temperature, I never touched the hot one because the water was too hot to the touch and I didn't feel like mixing the two temperatures in the sink.

is there anything on youtube I can wank off to?

submarines without missiles

IN (not manlet)

so this rorke just said that science was better than philosophy
tears

>tfw right on the edge

That's sad m8

>so short my height isn't even on the pic
heh...h-

that feeling when you're 6'3''

cutie x

You're all manlets to me lad. Everyone on that chart is a runt to me.

Sorry but feet and inches are WAY more aesthetic and easy to visualise and categorise

*sabotages your life behind the scenes*

Daily reminder that morality is a spook

>fall in love with a kind hearted Asian girl who is nerdy, plays the guitar, piano and doesn't wear much makeup
>she has low self esteem but I always let her know how highly I think of her
>I take her to really nice places and make her feel special
>used to tell me how she thought clubs were gross and a bit sad
>she joins the gym, grows an arse
>starts doing her makeup like Kylie Jenner
>wears more revealing things
>starts wanting to go clubbing every weekend, always trying to get attention on social media

We break up, days later she is now desperately trying to get in with a bunch of 'creatives' and dresses like an absolute slag, the worst part is that I know all of them. I feel like such a mug that she went from such a nice, kind hearted girl to some sort of vapid idiot purely for attention. All the people who said I was too good for her and that I was too nice and I ignored them. I honestly wish I could hate her so I'd never want to speak to her again. She used to be so cool lads, never fill a girl's ego too much.

Such role reversal, 2bh

Don't drink and drive laddo

*that is a nice pirate meme tbqh x

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I'm not a woman. I'm a 5'2" man.

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need a hairy scarlett gf

No drunk driving, m'laddy

>5'2
that must be awful, im 5'4 and I want to kill myself

I warned you

don't say I did not fucking warn you

That's really a smart camera

Shan't be reading a single iota of this, in fact I've just hidden it.

YOU'RE a metric retard

t. Bilel

/// OFFICIAL THREAD THEME ///

youtube.com/watch?v=NwL98zzdEXo

who getting /lit af/ tonight? off to oceana in a few hours xx

That's what I wanted

Literally me in song form.

youtube.com/watch?v=BH10tiCbEB4

>Tfw 5'11''
>Both my parents are below 5'6''

Comfy feeling... but absolutely terrifying at the same time

this is why Fr*nch "males" are inferior. Biology doesn't mean anything because gays are good people and we should all get infected with HIV because it's progressive.
Pitchoun, your dick isn't even worth being stepped on. I'd dirty my feet even more. You have no chance of ever having any relationship with a white woman, you disgusting garbage. Your only chance at sex is moving to a shithole like Thailand where the "women" starved for white meat might not laugh too much at your tiny dick. Kill yourself.

alri little guy

Has Ever dumped her autist bf?

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honestly remember reading this post about 18 months ago

orthodox christians >>> pseudo christian pirates

Not an argument.

heard those absolute savages in north america drunk drive all the time

when will they learn

>not naming it Smug_Roastie.jpeg

lads....

She only lives down the road, so I'll walk.

on the ol' ritalin atm lads

SNAP

alri lad

might post a slag

*presses submit*

Good lad
Don't forget to wrap it up

just got to keep going man. one day we'll make it.

at least cops don't shoot me here cause I'm not scary (I'm not black though, so that may be it)

hmu big men

>I'm a 5'2" man
You what

It always bothered me in the Wire that Mcnulty and the other Cops would get drunk and then drive home

but I have a girlfriend

that is a man

>tfw 5'4" and built like an icelandic coal miner

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Posting a sinister frog

would bang after 2-3 pints

Now that I've moved to a new dorm, however, I've been able to re-enter civilization with the single faucet in the communal bathroom.

Nice. Go for it.

more wank folder than slag folder material tbqhwyl

anyone under 6 foot is a boy not a man

-the dumb pirate frogposter
-toot posters
-machine poster
-king dede poster

I love you

>tfw 5'9
>tfw tell people i'm 5'10 if they ask

haha lads absolutely devilish

kek I bet the Mexican poster is the shortest person here

Fucking hate these cunts

>5'9"
>Midget

Non-whites don't count as "girls". In fact they don't count as humans at all.

Yoooooo

Ga 710?

>taller than daniel craig
jesus they all look at least 6'2 on the screen, radcliffe must be a proper midget

mental illness isn't real tbf

hes yipping..

and the roundest

I bet he's munching on a chimichonga right now

Ahhh. Great knowing that im a million times better looking than these runts

5'7 lanklet here AMA

this is legitimately true

i'm 5'8 and 75% of women my age are as tall as me

embarrassing.

>tfw 6'5" and built like a bbw

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I was waiting for a taxi in Omaha and it was like 11 at night and there was a load of us because we all just got off the same train
First random taxi that shows up was, I kid you not, some grey-bearded matey in sunglasses and a cowboy hat. Steaming out of his head.
I told the misses I'd rather wait for another one but no-one else turned up until like an hour later when Pisshead McGee comes raring round the corner again
To be far to the lad, he didn't crash

holy fuck my KEK's

thanks user

a white one

business idea: quality street with only the green ones

just realised i haven't brushed my teeth in over 6 days

they're unironically my favourite

have not eaten dinner

absolute MENTAL me

typical pirate

>none of you runts will EVER get arms as big (and lean) as this

France has been negrified and mongrelised in both physical and moral terms, very few Frenchmen and women can accurately be called Europeans at this point.

>two new families on Gogglebox

>Non-whites don't count as "girls". In fact they don't count as humans at all.

Typical British Dental hygiene, amirite?

what

youtube.com/watch?v=rzc3_b_KnHc

>Visiting mother for first time in 6 months
>She says I look skinny and pale
>Tells me to weigh myself
>I do
>7.4 stone
>I am 6'0
>Now she is panicking
>Has told me if I do not gain at least 1 stone this week she will call a doctor to take me away
>Just made me sit on the chair whilst she spoonfed me warm coconut milk
>Called my dad who I live with
>Has been on the phone for 30 minutes yelling at him for starving me, is threatening to call child services even though I am 23
>keeps blaming my dad because he cheated on her and this apparently made me depressed
>keeps saying 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'
>tfw I feel awful as I am the one who doesn't eat

how does this happen?
Surely others among you share a similar weight?

business idea: quality street but swap the shitty toffee discs for honeycomb

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3803805/Quality-Street-ditches-Toffee-Deluxe-Honeycomb-Crunch.html

don't understand that film videodrome

Not surprising for a dumbo like you

why were you in omaha lad?

and post pics of the misses

alright mate

>France has been negrified and mongrelised in both physical and moral terms, very few Frenchmen and women can accurately be called Europeans at this point.

Bad lad

post it

>image.jpg

You know the family from Peterborough with the kid who has tourettes?
The mum is friends with the receptionist at my work haha

Went coast to coast across the states, didn't I

oh cool, very interesting

*walks off and talks to someone else*

guy on the left looks like a textbook runt

>tfw 200 lb/14.3 stone and 5'10"

>getting rid of the toffee and not the awful purple ones

sorry going to have to decline this offer

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This Austrian really despises the frogs

fedora poster is based

Do you have an argument?

absolute madman
how were you getting around? how long + how much dit cost?

>>image.jpg

>don't feel hungry all day
>about 8:30-9:00pm I go mental and eat loads

what does my gut mean by this?

Reminder if you don't read Poleaboos blog, you're not a real /brit/ poster

poleaboo.wordpress.com/

hasn't Austria, as well?

Who /United vs Lesta hype/ here?

LOL

hat

No, they don't.

Which is why they post le man in le hat

quite like this so called "Austrian"

Not yet.

>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs

>Reminder if you don't read Poleaboos blog, you're not a real paki
FTFY

Amtrak
Was in America ~2 months, entire round-the-world trip cost ~£6k

reminder this blog is riddled with poleaboos data gathering cookies and pooware

do not click this link

lads

HOWLING

bit skinny that. got 10 more kgs for the same height

I thought Vienna was no longer safe to sightsee in.

What's the oldest woman you'd have sex with?

I once had sex with a 71 year old woman. It was a strange experience because it was my first time having sex.

Now I would only got up to 60.

imagine being a "man" under 6' haha
just imagine

>No, they don't.

>Which is why they post le man in le hat

lil rari skrrrt

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wouldn't go over 50 tbqh

I'm not even that into milfs so my realistic limit would be more like 40

Stop posting this

>I suppose they got Emma because Angelina Jolie is a bit tied up with other stuff at the moment
BANTER

CUT THE MIDRANGE DROP THE BASS

vienna is a nice place

hes right

right curry beer and film lads

You're a small guy.

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now we have 2 posters, is really /fr/ that shit?

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which film? :3

the gf

havent seen the resident jersey posters in like a year

are they both in jail

abc.net.au/news/2016-09-23/obama-to-veto-bill-allowing-9-11-victims-to-sue-saudi-arabia/7873184

ah yes, the yanks still being good lap dogs

It's wordpress, completely safe

what curry what beer what film

god save her lads

>had a really sore wrist
>fisted myself earlier
>all pain has now gone

chuffed 2bh

I only come here to post the Frenchwomen gimmick

mad max 2

watched the first one last week and it was some shite

this one is apparently the good one

post toot

more like stuffed :)

bender

Just took this pic, how does it feel knowing I could crush anyone off you?

toot

korma because my mum has shit taste
stella because I couldn't be arsed to buy meme beers
please see

You are thinking of Paris. Vienna is still a terrible place though.

You also seem to have misunderstood what I was saying, I am saying that the French nation itself has been negrified in moral terms, that the French are no longer French, but a disgusting abomination created from the legacy of French Republicanism combined with the values of the subhuman Africans. Whatever remains of France, is a tiny part and no longer relevant enough to stand against it. Austria on the other hand still has the moral definition of nation, the infection has not deformed the nation so to speak but just attacked it. You can recover from an attack, you cannot recover from the deformation.

France's Africanisation goes back well over 100 years and it was already too late to save France in 1950, never mind in the modern day.

Like the Frogs on /brit/

they're good banter

>he thinks reallife matters to me more than virtual life

wew lad

Don't bloody think so

what did saudi arabia have to do with it again?

>korma
>stella
>mad max

>You are thinking of Paris. Vienna is still a terrible place though.

>You also seem to have misunderstood what I was saying, I am saying that the French nation itself has been negrified in moral terms, that the French are no longer French, but a disgusting abomination created from the legacy of French Republicanism combined with the values of the subhuman Africans. Whatever remains of France, is a tiny part and no longer relevant enough to stand against it. Austria on the other hand still has the moral definition of nation, the infection has not deformed the nation so to speak but just attacked it. You can recover from an attack, you cannot recover from the deformation.

>France's Africanisation goes back well over 100 years and it was already too late to save France in 1950, never mind in the modern day.

>I'm a student

literally translated as

>I'm a pretentious nonce who paid the government £30,000 for a piece of paper which says i can do thing

"excuse me please mate", me, telling you to move whilst you're queuing outside the job centre

fucking CANNOT wait until tomorrow morning lads

Are you a real wehraboo? The real deal?

Austria is a stupid republic too

love it when jfs act like they know everything about france and paris
just shut it you utter twat

one luv

girl at work is literally perfect for me but has a bf

need a wee wee

missed this gimmick

>all done alone in my room on a friday night

please leave me be

U U U U

kill the bf

*wee wees on your face*

I'm excited for you :)))

t. manager at jjb

not that hard to make a girl cheat on her boyfriend if you legitimately have her interest lad

"i only see you as a friend" is nonsense, get drinking with her and she WILL suck your willy

the austrian is such a fucking racist

weed a nee nee

girl at work is literally perfect for me but she's moving away soon and I don't have the stones to tell her how I feel haha

r u a girl

can u squirt on my face

Three dubs in a row ain't bad.

I'd rather be there with you :x

why do you lads have to pick on us manlets. at least girls pretend to be nice to fat bitches on social media :( but you guys? you hate us, call us non men, tell us to kill ourselves, constantly make fun of us.. we can't help it. fat bitches (and fat fucks) can lose weight but manlets literally can't do anything about it.. I have sex with women and all I can think about "I bet she would rather fuck a taller dude". I make decent money but all the money in the world won't make me capable of reaching the pedals of a Ferrari. I could be attractive but that will always be overshadowed by the fact that I am a fucking short piece of shit.

support your fellow dudes, or leave us alone :(

whats happening

Getting the daily dose of Jahans in lads

>In 2010 she told GQ she wanted to work with directors “who respect me, who don’t just see me as a piece of ass”

>At the weekend, for her belated 30th birthday party, she tells me she’ll be performing TLC’s “No Scrubs”. Suddenly she’s rapping. “See if you can’t spatially expand my horizon. Then that leaves you in the class with scrubs, never rising…” And then my hands are clapping, because that’s what happens to your hands when a girl spontaneously raps.
theguardian.com/film/2016/sep/18/gemma-arterton-it-is-easier-to-conform-and-shut-up-the-girl-with-all-the-gifts

doing a think x

t. brown subhuman

bit friendly that

French Republicanism is more than just being a Republic as in having a President, it is an entire political ideology defining the French state and the French state's conditioning of the population to accept certain norms and values. Austria is a Republic but there is no "Austrian Republicanism" which defines Austria like that.

Define Wehraboo?

I know about France, I know you are a dead country.

forgotten how to pour beer haha

did you not read the "alone" bit

To all you runts at uni-youll never achieve this body. I had the time to sculpt this physique because I wasn't slaving away for some meme """""degree""""

she wants a man from Brum

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I will not be reading your post if you:

- are under 25
- are a student
- are fat
- are not British, Australian or Irish
- are NEET
- are a virgin
- can't drive

x

homecoming day

how tall is /brit/, 5'10/11 here

3'5

everything you know is from liveleak videos and Cred Forums thread you sad fuck

4'7"

>gemma arterton
More like gemma who? lmao

What you drinking mmmmyyyy lllllaaaaadddsssss?

Looking forward to next year when you start reading my posts

they seem really smitten with each other, went to paris together a few weeks ago, are close with each others parents, she says he is her soul mate etc, really doubt i can do anything desu

its a shame because i kept noticing little things about her that reminded me of myself, and then we actually had to do this really in depth personality test at work as part of this training day thing and we had very similar results

just do it runt

rude

I'm coming your house instead bb

Pretty sure I'm a normie now, lads.
I'm on a graduate scheme, making more money than I need, and I think I'm friends with a coworker now.

A wehraboo is a person who believes in the clean Wehrmacht myth

are you ants?

6ft6, which coincidentally is the average on /brit/

Ok Abdullah, whatever you say.

Racism is our culture, stop being a bigot.

bring nibbles

Is that stuff as nasty as I think it is?

would u lads shag joanna lumley

thoughts on the bearded tranny singer?

i fuk your mother

THE BREXIT?????

Well I do not believe that so I am not a Wehraboo then.

finally got the gf to send nudes. yank girls are so fucking curvy! gotta love it

gf accidentally sent me this...

yes

fuck anyone who isnt white

t.

calling me by a darkie name isn't an argument blud

>Ok Abdullah, whatever you say.

Not sure I could bring myself to do it ngl
Would rather just have tea and a chat

i wonder at what age filthy continental fags begin to understand the superior anglo man's measurements of inches, feet and pounds

is that gangrene

That goose needs to wash its beak.
Looks right scabby.
Would not feed scraps of bread.

>have confidence
>walk with good posture
>stand tall
>girls think I'm 6'1 ish
>mfw I'm 5'10

Absolutely ludicrous.

A disgrace but it is part of the cosmopolitan circlejerk so what can be done.

You have made no arguments at all, so there is nothing to respond to.

demand collect
cash upfront and direct
pay money pay respect
don't insult my intellect

the ews really got inside her head and jumbled things about didnt they

1,042

right slosher

fuck you

>Hey user! Are you driving us to the party then?

>What? You don't have a car? What kind of person your age doesn't have a car lol!

ah yes "friday night"

gf just informed me as to the ins and outs of anarcho syndicalism

doing a breath

*grabs balloon and plays keepy up with it*

the amount of squandered potential in /brit/ is staggering

this is why we need national service

>brits will NEVER experience this

youtube.com/watch?v=brenYHCxaCo

FUKIN LOLZ

*forces them to walk to the party*

i do have a car though. it's just an absolute state. discarded fag packets, mcdonalds bags, parking tickets, fag ash all over the seats

I've always understood the superiority of British men.

*blows you a kiss*

going to top myself when this thread ends

>driving some slags to a party for free where Dean will shag them both whilst you wait for them

Shrieking with laughter

takes 1 look at poleaboos mess to feel a lot better about myself desu lad

>fucked a girl a while ago
>she got kind of clingy after but managed to fuck her off
>just text me now telling me she has missed her period

LADS!

He's off again

BLAIRITES

fuck off back to your provincial shithole desu you butters slags

*cycles to shoreditch*

*k holes*

*accidentally flies into my throat and starts choking*

Starting my new job at the Spastics Society tomorrow

FONT

VERY promising star to this film lads

much better than the first

>not having your own car
>not packing in your car when you turn 16 with all your mates
>rolling up a few cheeky joints and smoking them in the car as you drive along the countryside

miss those feels. the one great thing about car culture in the US is that the teenage years when getting a car were the best

>Losing your virginity in your car

wish i wasnt ugly and skinny fat

hahahaha

>20
>student
>highly underweight
>german
>student
>virgin
>can't drive

you'll have to read this post in order to get angry at it

think on

>tfw 6'3"

thank you based genetics

holy shit ahhahaa

just block her

>you experience this
wtf i hate ontario now

>when you turn 16
FOY

>German

The greatest sin

got a tinder date in 20 minutes, how do I look?

She lives pretty close and knows where I live because I shagged her at my house.

Might just leave the country.

when will anglos try to be special? thats the question
maybe she just wanted to flatter you
what?
i have a car, i dont have driving license bitch
same
*catches it*
redpill me on that post its tldr
hit the fucking gym then
thats too tall
>not being blonde 5'11 masterrace

I'm a girl.
French men are bad but I don't think they'd get to this level of cuckposting

>poolish intellectuals

Swap it out for a purple tie

Men's fashion is about making colors pop

mirin

decked out in Thom Browne AW16, might intimidate her my niqqa

what did he mean by this

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>trips

the most optimal repeats

missed my hospital appointment

do I call for another time slot or do I have to go back to my GP?

>Losing your virginity in your car
better to lose it in a bedroom mate

how can the authorities know you're the father? do you have forced paternity tests?
here you could just tell the girl to sod off

>tfw 5'9
>pretty much everyone is taller than me

>sometimes I see small men in the street and think, lol fucking midgets
>then I get closer and realise they're the same height, or even slightly taller

fucking kill me immediately

My height is 1,042.

post armpit

Do not listen to the French idiot, do the right thing and find out what is going on, if she is actually pregnant and the child is yours you need to figure out what you are doing with your life and what will happen, since things are out of your hands in that way. When you take an action (like fucking a girl) you are creating potential consequences, and you cannot run from them but only learn to deal with them responsibly.

Listening to Airiel and doing a think lads

>I'm a girl.
of course

>sub 6'
>master race

kek

Nigel needs to up his shoe game, wew.

toot poster is a tranny

A family friend just out of the blue told me since I've worked in recruiting before that he wants to give me a full-time position at his head-hunting firm.

I'd make 50k starting and he'd take me under his wing, its a multi-million dollar company and he's an executive

I could take the job but have to move to a shit city, and I'm not sure if I want to be a recruiter for the rest of my life.

But I'd have connections forever in that field

Should I just do it?

Fuck that, I'm out of here. Putting my house up for sale tomorrow.

AAAAAa they got rid of the advert on the bottom of the thread now everything feels wrong

help

Got a tinder date in 20 mins, how do I look?

if dubs this mong has to name his bastard child 'runt'.

Are you a nigger?

A man has every right to tell a woman to abort his child

>daniel sadcliffe

Your shoes untied mate.....AND youve dropped your gay card. Btw if your hand is bigger than your face that means you have cancer. Haha pinch punch first of the month no returns. Oi its (you)'s birthday lads ahaha I'll give you 20 pounds *gives you 200 birthday beats* whoops aha always was shit at maths *does 20 more* ahh thats better *suddenly lunges at you so you fall over my friend crouched behind you* hehe *everyone bundles on you* wayy dickhead *empties your bag* *breaks your ruler in half* *unscrews all your pens so they leak* *breaks all your pencil leads* *rips your rubber to bits* *throws your PE kit in the girls changing rooms* *pours your capri sun all over your books* *throws your shoes on the roof* *stabs you in the neck with a chisel*

>tfw I have the opposite experience
See cunts in the street and think "He might actually be taller than me" and then I catch up to him and I'm 4 inches taller.

The worst is when I see someone walking along with a girl and there's a huge height difference between them. Like the girl's 5'3" and he's 6'3" or something and then I realise one my good mates is 5'1" and I'm 6'7" and we must look the absolute pair when we go anywhere together.

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>british """""""men"""""""""

wouldnt last 15 seconds in the trenches

i am being ironic unironically

He's French [so yes]

how do these people not know how bad they look? fucking hell.

now he is posting the tatar whore

>Download facebook
>log in
>top story on newsfeed is of man leaving his fiance because a picture of her making out with a guy during her bachelorette party went viral
>discontinue my facebook membership for a fee

fuck that, thanks for reminding me how awful women are

my 5'8 NEET brother has had his way with 19 (nineteen) women at the age of 23

meanwhile I'm a V (not KHless though mind you) at my king of manlet height of 5'11 at the age of 20

do a think on that for a minute then you can end it all

No, I'm 100% white. I can't deal with a fucking kid.

>there are actually normie runts ITT who don't use an ad blocker

A child has every right to tell a man to abort his woman

probably whiter than you ngl

one on the right looks like some lad who's been in the news here recently 2bh, fucked his 12yo foster sister and his dad killed her

>You don't have Facebook user?!

[ptsd intensifies]

new

chebs look nice and all, but they do nothing for me once they are out

*dancewalks towards you*

ummm do men have to go through the struggles and pains and even dangers of carrying a baby or giving birth, not to mention how much this society looks down on single mothers? didn't think so sweetie, you have no right to tell us what to do with our bodies x :)

I'm using an adblocker
Always have done

There was simply an empty blue square at the bottom of the page taking up space, no matter if I used ublock, adblock, whatever

Now its fucking gone and the thread goes down way too far

*dies*

>I'm 100% white
Then start acting like it and take responsibility for your actions. Don't fuck girls without any sort of contraception if you do not want children. If children come then you have a responsibility to deal with it properly.

>tfw 5'11
>tfw tell everyone i'm 6'0 and they believe me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

23 when I was 18
The first 8 or so girls I had sex with were all older than me, and I lost my virginity at 18

New posh lot on Gogglebox

>tfw 6'3 and tell people I'm 6'1 to bait out frauding manlets like you

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utter lad

did you k in the shoreditch car park?