/brit/

eternal suffering and depression edition

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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

you and i go hard

*heads it goalward*

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*questions the linesman's eyesight*

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firebomb Sheffield lads

Kyary

Anyone get the urge to hurt themself from time to time because it seems like it would feel so good?

Right now I'm having a few beers and I keep getting an overwhelming urge to smash the bottle over my head because it seems like it would feel amazing.

Why is this?

hi

is it safe to post kpop here?

*goes in studs up with no chance of getting the ball*

LADS WATCH YOUR PERIMETER

YES SIRRRR

MY HEADS FLYING

WHO WANTS A FUCKING GO THEN !!!!

*clears the ball off the line*

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Just had a bad break up with the Asian gf lads

Might start my own nationalist punk band in retaliation

>lads

Fuck off Briton

*is cool about fire safety*

gonna murk some sleeping cunt ahh

fucking hell
one on the left
would marry and impregnate

*covers 30 yards in one last push*

*switches the play*

Horribly lonely, got no mates and just drink every night.

Why doesn't this bother me? I should be fixing it but I'm not.

unironically fucked several birds from Sheffield in the past year. anyone here got anything to say about that?

Looks like a malnourished Michael Gira

favorite part of living in socal is the latina slags

Shagged two mexican girls and I'm obsessed with them now

1,2

*feigns an injury to run the clock*

*goes in hard on England's Brave Jackie Wilsh*

*opens the leech*

going to put some cunt to sleep any minute now

I hope they were HIV afflicted

DAK

with boring posts like this yeah

*shoulders my marker, rips the ball out of his hands, solos it and kicks it right in the top left corner*

*makes a hail Mary pass into the endzone*

go to bed tim

medal's in the post

How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

at least you didn't lump the rest of yorkshire in with sheffield this time desu

you can't be depressed if you are any of the following:
-a girl
-a non virgin
-6' or taller
-not fat
-have friends
-not a NEET
-are active on at least 1 social media (this includes steam and discord)

any slags lads

*pockets the captain of the scotland national team*

How is /(You)whoring2016/ coming along lads?

fantastic post

A... choon?

youtube.com/watch?v=nppKPgdc_u0

Good lad

Conquer those Spice latinas

yeah really well mate...

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>Tfw have extreme pectus exacavatum but still have a hot gf and lots of sex because I'm good looking

Thank christ, genetic lottery almost fuckedme right over.

*DO NOT google pectus excavatum if eating*

why would you hope that you polack filth?

Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen is such a tune

*drives past the local pcso playing cop killer by Body Count at a VERY high volume*

yes you can you wanker

thank

just tipped 13 stone

haha

*flatten Brian O'Driscoll in a Lions test eleven years ago and still have buttmad paddies tell me HE COULDA DOYD to this day

recently made a facebook account
feel even more lonely and depressed with it, than without

*leaves the gas valve open so carbon monoxide floods into /brit/*

the prospective gf

alri pigeon chest

>girl
Nope
>a non virgin
yep
>6' or taller
yep 6'2
>not fat
yep, im fit
>Have friends
yeah meeting them in a bit
>Not a NEET
student unfortunately
>SOcial media
Have a facebook and instagram

>watching "Lie detector" on channel 4
>Ugly and average guys that have had over 100 shags

One black guy as well that said he'd shagged over 300. He was a footballer so I can believe it. The (white) ex that was with him said she'd slept with 5 and she still got back with him. Is it just untelligent girls that don't care about that or do girls actually see it as a good thing, like an affirmation of the guy's attractiveness?

yorkshite's equally dreadful all over

fuck one should consider merging yorkshite with fucking northumberland and firebombing this new cancerous creation

any girls from glasgow or nearby want to be my gf

*does a gimmick*

Reminder to that american fat bitch last thread:I'd have no trouble with you, obese wanker

contemplating starting a think about something

*grabs the ball out of the air with my hands*

oops, sorry lads. didn't know I couldn't do that.

*we are playing gaelic not rugby you twat*
SOLO IT SEAN!!!

Couldn't believe that. How does anyone even have time to sleep with 300 people?

I'm a virgin so don't listen to me.

how about boys?

york is unironically better than the entirety of your shithole country

drowning my sorrows in drink and shite food

you ask this everyday
not a lot of things are going to change for a lot of people here in one day
should do that every week

What kinda drink?

foynt

I sometimes get the desire to cycle out to the nearest train track, lay my bollocks delicately across the line and wait for a passing train to demolish them entirely

you're a disgusting manlet trying to cover your height with that ridiculous haircut

neck yourself

I've yet to see a Sharia zone in my shithole country

>when you're stranded in the old thread for 8 minutes without realising everyone left

putting wanks on the calendar

french women for british men

what a frail looking bastard he is

is that what he calls a fucking meatshield?

Leaf snap

dolphin spunk

the gf

would take both of these manlets one handed

you must have little care for her if you post her here

envelopes coming in the mail, letter opener, hoping for a cheque again, aint no telling

if a leopard ever attacked me I would give it a swift kick to the jaw then choke the fucker out

Had 9 bottle of bud and honestly don't feel that drunk. I know bud isn't that strong but I thought I'd be pissed.

yeah one hand on each of their willies LOL

bies

the chronic smoke has me clean pastied, emptied, shattered, scattered, flattered

If Poland's so great why do you people come over here so much?

youtube.com/watch?v=OhJQVVAN2Ho
ah yes, Ger"man"s

bit of a cum dump are we haha

*gets a free kick at a tight angle*

hmm.. don't know how to approach this one...

fuck off cunt
jump off a bridge retard

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*goes in with a high foot*

*skies it from 4 yards out*

not even met her yet aha

>sharia zone
nice meme

meanwhile pooland is unironically a poor commie block shithole

Not Polish but there are no jobs for the lower class/manual labour workers

lmao

Loft it to the back post lad, I'll take care of the rest

too afraid to give me a (You) you little twink?

we're fucking colonising as you inane twats have clearly given up on any national dignity whatsoever fully content with producing shitty tv dramas and binning knives

watching king of the hill
maximum comfy

I actually get thrown into an autistic fit when someone says they could take mcgregor

one left hook and you would be asleep

And to the lanklets: Nates 6'1 and about 15KG heavier than Connor

Sickest album of 2016

>Used to be really into indie and ventured into wider rock etc
>Rnaomdly started listening to loads of rap and shite pop music from 10 years ago like Kanye West and Justin Timberlake

Am I becoming normie?

>music sounds 2x better on my phone from 2012 than my £700 laptop

Why is this

The lads showed their superiority tonight. Pride of Lancashire boys.

I do pull ups all the fucking time you little shit, and my lats are fucking huge. All my clothing us getting tight because they're exploding.

me having a go at some twat outside corsica while two posh mongs are watching, baffled by an exposition of sheer masculinity

*shoulders your man with the receding hairline*

getting more bir brb

>we're fucking colonising as you

No. You aren't because most of you return home.

laptops are for visuals

phones are for audio

fucking noodle legged leprechaun I would grab him by the neck and put him on a tall stool so he couldn't get off

you're just being a pleb

No

some phones have really good DACs
some laptops have crap DACs

I really hope Villa get relegated again just so I can laugh at Villalad

pmsl ya wee watsit your a wee spiceboy what do you bench 60kg ye fruit???? HAWWWWWW iced gem looking WANKER!

stick to the beds lad id TEAR your jaw asunder

>baldspot

howling

>most of you return home

howling
I see you've no idea what's going on in what is supposed to be your own country

>laptops are for visuals
>phones are for audio
>DAC

Tired

< rare picture of reveiwbrah at 2 months old

ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS COMING TO

Y O R K
O
R
K

GRAB ME A YORKIE LAD AYE

nah I'd take him no bother, I'm tougher than him

fuck up ya wee polish fruit id smash a tall stool over your gob you mouthy cunt

I had completely forgot that Furries and Bronies existed until I clicked on this
fuck you

this 19 year old girl in the orange top on Lie Detective is well cute

Spotted a worldie on Jezza Kyle lads.

>Amazon completely flooded by new wave of 'quality' Chinese products

not sure how I feel about this
hard to find european/american goods now

Paddy snap

Making a list of everyone here that I could crush like an ant

So far it's no one but I'm on the lookout

more like yank

would tear you a new arsehold lad

outstanding post

if you didn't get into a lot of trouble during your teens you kinda missed out on your youth tbH not being mean or anything

>polish immigrants are ruining britain
>polish immigrant is ruining /brit/

really gets the ol nogging jogging

you couldn't pick up a stool without it throwing you off balance you burrowing animal

>FAGGOTS
FOY

wish i had nice skin

given up trying to fix it, been 14 years haha

ive my eye on you lads, watch your fucking back

I misunderstand

give a dog a bone

>worldie

so baby pull me closer in the backseat of your corsa x

wouldn't kick her out of bed but a worldie?

come on m8 ffs

all me

Need a film to cheer me up.

hahha poles are the mexicans of europe

500 Days of Summer

Yeah I've seen other guys like that too before. Don't have to be particularly attractive or even confident. I think it's literally just a matter of going out all the time, and going out with the right people.
These people are literally going out multiple times a weel, every week. And when they're not getting pissed, they're still out meeting with people because they can't be alone.

I'm 22, fairly attractive, 6'1, fit, good family and make a lot of money for my age, but I've only slept with 7 girls because I'm a massive introvert (all but two of which I had to force myself to go out and meet and I had to actively pursue them). It's just about how often you put yourself out there.

id smash it ooer ur heed and then ill ride ur maw and ur sister ya wee polski tramp

young thugger. my name is jeffery

mad max 2

Had acne and awful greasy skin. Tried absolutely everything to fix it

Went on nofap for a week and it had almost disappeared

Watchmen tbphwy lad

>/fit/izen flies into a fit of autistic rage when he realises the truth about his mediocre stats and unaesthetic physique

she's decent, but not a worldie

imdb.com/title/tt0099871/

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In that nobody likes them.

d-don't hurt me, m-mr paddy
i'm just trying to have a bit of fun

shagged a bird in the back of me mums corsa x

yeah ano hes a wee watsit man im fucking huge

yorkshire lads, who do you reckon would win in a fight?

whitby v scarborough v filey

That's not a bald spot thats a natural hairline you stupid runt
Have you trained with the mountain? Thought not.

need some music to cheer me up

happy songs only please xx

>hard to find european/american goods now
have you been asleep for the last 50 years and just woken up?

youtube.com/watch?v=nHR1lkKadLc

500 Days of Summer Soundtrack

How about Anchorman

kes

yes

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-37451964

Brutal

The Road

jolly of you to actually mark your rube accent in text

that's the closest you can get to actually speaking your own language you cuckold

looks like the mountains gearing up to tear your tight wee arsehole to bits with his viking cock and scalp that birds nest off your head mohican style

You look like a fuckboy holy shit

Although, and I admit this begrudgingly, meeting the mountain and training with him is pretty baller.

I distinctly remember ebay/Amazon being exclusively Western goods only a few years ago

*mocks your values system*

This Pole is on a tear lads

He's pretty funny

>jolly of you
aye gud proxy ya wae british TRAMP!

Fast 7

Listening to Miranda Hart taking about farts

There is literally nothing wrong with Polish immigrants.

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lad you look like a tart your hairline's startin on the back of your neck

calm down and pop down to Tesco for some rogain then come on back

LADS I've lost my moral compass

Where do I get a new one

topkek

might as well give it a go, tried it a serious thing a year or so ago but can't remember how it worked

SCUPDAAAA

SCUPDAAAA SCUPDAAAA

AYEHHAHAHHHHHHHHH

WHO WANTS A FUCKING GO THENNNNNN

the fuck you're on, spanner

austin powers
wayens world
spinal tap
bill murray stuff
monty python
mel brooks
dumb and dumber

do girls actually have a huge gaping hole where their willy should be

it was only a matter of time
*sharpens my spear*

what exactly are you looking for that gives a load of Chinese results?

Are you pretending to be Scottish? If I was Irish I'd be doing the same.

Loool why is this pole acting hard like he doesn't wear these trainers on a night out

come with me m8, i've got some in the back of my van over there

>youtu.be/q53d6Qv_k_U?t=12m23s
>"Go on Chad"
reeeeeeeeee, fucking normies

>thailad gets to shag these beauties daily

Bit jealous tbqhwyl

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lads Amazon opened a supermarket thing

amazon.co.uk/dp/B016IPH9TU

Peter Hitchens can give you one

WAHT R U ON ABOOT MAWN DIS HOW E TAK IN REAL LIFE MAWN

cannot believe that british people really despise poles, and see them as fucking niggers

try benzoyl peroxide with a cleaner for a few months
had bacne for years now its almost always clean

what are the odds "she" has a dick

jesus

oh yeah lads I forgot to tell you that I bought these yesterday

Dat bunda

Is this a runt test

rather have poles than mexicans

>aboot
FOL

it's a man's arse you fookin fairy

used it for about years at varying strengths

skin was too sensitive, wasn't worth all the dryness/redness

>benzoyl peroxide
Burned my face and turned it orange for a week

yeah they opened it a while ago

Course it is lad. Look at the adams apple. Still would though tbf.

seems odd to me as well. i thought whites stood together

mmmm okay :-)

need to go on sexual holidays in thailand

wanted to make fun but they're quite nice actually

If any irish lads here want kicked up and down the road give me a shout

drogheda man here

>implying you wouldn't let Jeffrey sit on your face

same tbqh

buy some real shoes you mongrels like these Lasocki made Polish beauties

The only racist people in the UK are lower class chavs who are just disgusting and unpleasant to look at and be around

>poles
>white

staithes tbqhwy

>£80 a year + £2.99 delivery
get to fuck

My mum literally doesn't understand what political revolution is.

She thinks it's just voting a new party into power.

t. panjeet abdul

they also despise germans since ww1

fuck off you fucking bitch

>drogheda
Lmao, aye lad I'm shaking in me shoes

youve something against the drogs?

never heard of them
if it's anything like some of the other polish stuff I've purchased, it's shit and will fall apart after a week

@65269061
stop deliberately baiting a fedora post you cunt

i'm a rorke

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Nah

1

Soft cunts so ye's are

Mummy bought me a hungarian goose down king size duvet and linen duvet cover so I can get super cosy

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You shitheads are truely runts. Its ok though I no I have girls lining up to fuck me while you idiots post on the internet

Prefer not to say haha. Going to use that line next time someone asks if I have a gf

after a very long and hard think, number 1 is the best option

who is cromwell and why is him such a controversial figure in pirate land?

0 (zero, nil, none)

Mummy wants to get into bed and snuggle with you

This is the funniest general on the board no question

>you can cycle from Bristol to Reading on 1 canal

want to do this

only know one lad from staithes and I could shatter his jaw through telekinesis alone

no

no thanks lad id rather have me prada creepers innit

thats a fat bird man nothing to be proud of and ye neednt be calling any of us runts with a haircut like that

6-10

you will buy more and more polish stuff and like it when it falls apart you little twink

He made Britain a republic and beheaded the king

He also killed a lot of Irish and Scots

>going south of manchester

no thanks

unironically 21+ haha

me too mate, maybe one day

failing that we could just sleep together

I just ordered these motherfuckers. R8 M8 no H8

1

hahahahaha

where u from? drogheda lads are harder than dundalk ones anyway

>UNELECTED BUREAUCRATS

Youtube channel idea: Watch movies to see if they say the name of the film in the actual picture, point out the scene where they do.

How much?

you like it up the arse eh little serai boy

He's some queer that the english "men" have a hard on for
Would've knocked him out no sweat taebaehonest

She's a fucking fridge anyway

Is ironic shitposting, ironically posted ironic shitposting missing the point, or just straight shitposting?

Its hard to tell anymore.

oh
o-ok :3

Oral? 21+

penetrative, 15

2-5

>draaaw-gheda

might work with Dundalk. you could at least say you had connections

getting sick of this mexicans autistic ramblings

he ought to be permabanned from int

hes a commie and for some reason calls us all "pirates"

fuck off alan you said you'd piss off if we called you a paki

190USD bobbies.com/fr/216551-boots-bottines

Galliagh

2 - 5

been with my current gf for 6 years
very happy but sometimes feel like i missed out

the irish faggot believes he is a british

drogheda boys the hardest in ireland YUPDA

>believing the english have a hard on for Cromwell

Sounds like you haven't heard of the tories you bellend.

literally cant swim

got a phobia of deep water

Thinking of getting one of these lads.

get a room you fucking benders

*sits down*

having a girl you love and who's there for you is more important than shagging some chubby slags you picked up from a club

Tyrone

no one likes you hear

no one likes you in real life either

He calls Brits "pirate" you silly billy

now he is samefagging hahahahahah

I have to push women with a stick when I wear this kind of shoes. They are manly as fuck.

are you black?

You missed out on absolutely nothing lad, being single is shite and I'm a good looking normie
*glasses ye*
Heh nuhin personell boyo
Don't care for the ramblings of posh anglos tank ya very much

6-10 this year

who's this mexican lad haha

imagine this lad coming round to shag your 13 year old daughter. fucking frightening.

here lad this wee mexican fruits talking shite about you now

What?

He's barking...

*disconnects the battery on your fatcart*

wheeyyyyy

avert your eyes children! he may taken on other forms!

i'm white, got a genuine phobia of deep water so I can only swim in water I can stand up in

cannot fathom putting myself in deep water, feel like I will just drop like a rock and die instantly

Ireland's greatest ally

the JFs are arguing again

what a SHOCKING twist at the end of mad max 2
well worth a watch I do say lads

irish scumbags

I hear having a kid makes you turn your life around and stop wasting so much time with unimportant shit

Im cuming inside the next woman I shag. I usually put one about once or twice a month.

Can't wait to give purpose to my life

>that one day I blasted Drakes new album with my speakers on my countryside hike

derorkeification

your a communist you fucking eejyt, you cant call anyone else scumbags

hope you get beheaded

making a new thread

Sucks to be you laddo

*does a triple backflip off the high dive and touches the bottom of the pool at 15'*

>taking 'music' when you're out walking
>using speakers
>Drake

took me a while to decide whether to even reply to you, i despise you

don't actually know anyone from there just think it looks nice x

Cuddled with a girl lads.

She put her hand on my crotch haha.

youtube.com/watch?v=BONgL61snlM

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drake is high IQ rap

hurry up

new

>high IQ rap

have already completed 3 of these and well on track for completing 3 more desu