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80's edition

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a trivial inconvenience just occurred lads and this is how i really feel about it

trains
on a boat
on the ocean

getting drunk on my own for 5th night in a row hahahahahahah kill me

Kyary

...

When the mama pajama rolled out a bed
She ran to the police station
When the papa found out he began to shout

And he started the investigation
It's against the law
It was against the law
What the mama saw
It was against the law

The mama look down and spit on the ground
Every time my name gets mentioned
The papa said, "Oy, if I get that boy,
I'm gonna stick him the house of detention"
Well I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way I'm taking my time
But I don't know where
Goodbye to Rosie the queen of Corona
See you, me and Julio
Down by the school yard
Me and Julio down by the school yard

In a couple of days they come and
Take me away
But the press let the story leak
And when the radical priest
Come to get me released
We was all on the cover of Newsweek

Well I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way I'm taking my time
But I don't know where
Goodbye to Rosie the queen of Corona
See you, me and Julio
Down by the school yard
Me and Julio down by the school yard

trains?

ah yes, this is how that went down in NI

driving foreign vehicles

just made up a word lads hehehe

i don't rate hitler

Used to be ironically suicidal, now I'm unironically suicidal.

Haha

>i don't rate hitler

...

Doing a sombre realisation of how badly I fucked my interview up and how consequently, it will negatively affect my life.

Haha my mood is depressive for the first time in months lmao

...

Reflecting on my mistakes which led me to having zero (0) friends

what happened lad?

me ont right

i was runnin through the six with my woes
you know how that shit go
you know how that shit go

Fucked my interview up.

pirate scumbags

in greggs?

going to give my hyaku (100) pasento (%)

Don't believe in God lads but a couple of weeks ago my dad sent me a goodbye text and left the house to commit suicide and I genuinely thought he'd gone through with it so in floods of tears I dropped to my knees and prayed to a God I don't believe in begging and begging Him to save my dad and that I'd be a devout Christian for the rest of my life if He did, even though I thought it was hopeless, but it turned out a family member had been able to reach him and stop him from going through it. Still don't really agree with it all from a theological perspective but I guess I have to stick with it now haha

youtube.com/watch?v=393OADt9Qw8

a new choon

No.

If You're Reading This is literally the best album of all time

High IQ euphoric rap

stop using french words if you have no idea about its meaning you twat

what did she mean by this?

Pathetic. This was a clear sign, he intervened. He stopped your father from prematurely taking his own life because you prayed to him. Only God can decide how and when we should die and suicide dooms you to a life of purgatory.

me wearing the Mares Avanti Quattro

£5 to whoever can find me something more pathetic than kpop

post it

rate my original rap song lads

*boom-tssp-boom-boom-tssp'

yo nigga yo ... yo

*takes a bow and prepares for bombardment of roses*

unlike my igf she'd put her all into a relationship

getting my daily dose of laci green and franchesca ramsey lads

me

Every single word in that post was used correctly. Stop embarrassing yourself.

this tattoo, ill be having that five snoop now

>hyaku pasento
still don't understand what this chinky gook nip lip could mean

fuck off yank

lads i've just done a poo, now i'm hankerin' for a wankerin' desu

The irish poster who always posts the tattoo

cannot believe she has iranian blood

Literally think that probably would have happened whether or not I prayed, but the fact is that I did pray and I made a promise and now I feel that I have to honour it. I should add that I'm a lifelong Catholic and went to church as a kid anyway, I just never believed in any of it.

NEED to die in my sleep

.sombre
ˈsɒmbə/
having or conveying a feeling of deep seriousness and sadness.
"he looked at her with a sombre expression"

I spelt (s p e l t) it out for you (y o u)

going to shag the igf in our habbo flat lads
we just moved in together

>(100) (%)
dont get it

might have a pork pie

what flavour ice cream machines do you have?

might go for a long walk tomorrow

post toot

you dumb bruv?

need to find some mentally ill people to do a cheeky group suicide with

You should give mass another go. I started going again recently after a decade of not going and it's an incredible experience now.

lmao at you lad

Dont listen to the french "normie" he constantly posts about how alone he is on friday nights, then posts stuff about always having sex

sad cunt

>epic pepe memes will always be associated with the fucking alt-right

I just want to laugh at stupid frog pictures

youtube.com/watch?v=qLcmbqC5t_s

howling

This is what we should be striving for: A highly militant, exclusionary, technocratic meritocracy built around the ideas of radical traditionalism. A society hell-bent on expansion and the preservation of one's on kind and culture at the detriment of all other's. This is the only natural, sane response to a world filled with degenerate scum who would see the extermination of everything just and pure. We tried to give them a chance. We bent over backwards accommodating them, we educated them, fed them, allowed entire broods of them to settle in our lands. We apologised for imaginary slights, for the perceived transgression of taming this planet and for spreading the light of civilization to the darkness of the world. And for what? All our efforts were rewarded with scorn, hatred, jealousy and outright malevolence. We need a new system, something more noble than the petty mercantile aspirations of semites, something greater than the slave-like morality imposed upon us. A society built on unshakable foundations, woven from our own racial stock and governed by the light of apotheosis, the driving, all consuming framework of beliefs that the White Man is his own god, that he is god. Noble by birth, master by choice, tyrant by need and ruler by right. We tamed this world once and we can do it again. But first, we must destroy all those who stand against us. And then, when we've freed ourselves of weakness, empathy, remorse and guilt, when the last of the subhumans have been cleansed from Earth and the last traces of their existence purged from this planet, then we can ascend to the stars and make them our own. And the galaxy will tremble. This is our birth right, this is our destiny.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My life got so shit that I stopped giving a shit and became more impulsive this year. Hired an escort, tried cocaine and weed for the first time, travelled abroad on my own on short notice, even sucked a willy.

...

think i got caught doing something i shouldn't do

club is LIT tonight

I still like to go for Easter and Christmas and sometimes on feastdays. I just find it hard to get in it when I'm a pretty firm agnostic. I'd like to be Catholic and think I'd be much happier if I had a genuine faith, but if you don't believe in something you don't believe in it.

I didn't believe in God when I started going to mass again. Now I'm steadfast in my faith in Him.

The Fatty......

howling at this imagery

is this a millenials idea of le gentlemans cassablanca cabaret club?

stop stop

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Ah yes

La grasa mexicANO

didn't read a single word of this post

what brainwashing techniques do the catholics use?

ahh no

baptisms

The Fat MexicANUS

They read from the Bible, sang a hymn or two and the priest occassionally told a mildly amusing anecdote that tangentially related to the verses he read.

think I just made an exceedingly good post and I won't let anyone tell me otherwise

*cunningly diverts your attention and makes off with your 6 pack of wagon wheels*

The fat Mexican autist will be spending another 8 hours straight on here tonight constantly posting the same stuff.

so some yank rapper made a song condoning donald trump
ahh yes

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GET VIV SOME COOKIES

fucking hell that place is full of darkies and white women

these normies are the worst normies

and who cares??

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howling lads

Nobody because everyone ignores you. Fat cunt.

having a go

except you

high on life

Arab guys absolutely love buying shit overpriced vodka desu.

pharmaceuticals are the bomb mom beautiful

La grasa mexicANO.......

whats the song at 0:25?

There's no shade in the shadow of the cross.

...

...

convinced that we have the worst gene pool

slags are good material in the UK, while here in mexico they are all ugly

Hand over the Yoga 710 and no one gets hurt

can you link the thread?

>Smoking a sheesha
>arabs everywhere
>white women everywhere

ahh yes, the notorious interracial breeding camps i keep hearing about

Slags don't sleep with fat 30-year-old shitskins

apple tango is fuckin lush

Need a boyfriend

this

need cartoon recommendations

GREY GOOSE AND A WHOLE LOTTA HYDRO

...

>1 white man in that photo
Really makes you think

>Unstaffed station

hehe

Doing a wank

M O S L E Y

youtube.com/watch?v=VFCyvrj32Mk

...

train tickets don't actually get you on the train

they're sort of like an insurance in case the ticket inspector gets on your train

hmmm this fulfills the curry fetish, hmm yes very good

which type of cartoons

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youtube.com/watch?v=NxNVPEKpOS0

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good song desu

chinese monkeys

>tfw to smart too post on here

Fat shitskin

WEW happens to be a song thread

Gross

no u

>Friday night

Why are you here?

any
just need something fun to watch while getting pissed

ChihuahuANO...

tbf clubs hire QTs to pose at nightclubs like that for advertising/promo shots all the time

highly doubt those ugly arabs in the front got any action whatsoever. even that particularly angry looking dindu behind them shouting at his phone probably didn't either

You need them to get through the gate

why not

Fat shitskin

u

Who else here is completely satisfied with the size of their willy?

going out right now desu. meeting my friends at some shitty bar.

luckily my friend has a gf and her friends are fit, and all my friends are really ugly so I sometimes pull by default

at important stations

Prison school

don't recall anybody ever calling mephedrone 'meow meow'

ur mum was completely satisfied with the size of my willy

At uni

Wish it worked though. Not just cause its mutilated but I fucked it up from edging for weeks at a time

6.5 x 5.5

Reckon I could adequately fill up a slender qt, maybe a bit of a squeeze even x

Well I did call it that, so it doesn't fucking matter if you recall it now does it. Delete your fucking post IMMEDIATELY

slide u a score of meow meow on tick?

...

Off to the shops, you lads want anything?

it was called that right from the start when i started on it back in 2009

el chileANO

...

cornetto

Very satisfied with my penis size, height and facial proportions

bf

can you imagine lads?

reminder

me

hmmmmmmmm

Banana please x

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you could look like him if you ju- hahaha who the fuck am i kidding.

none of us here have the discipline to achieve anything close

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>he'd rather be on /brit/ than at nightclubs like this

youtube.com/watch?v=QUcTsFe1PVs

>When this fucking banger comes on in the Agora

I do but I'm 5'9 so there's no point.

Feels bad.

>secondary school
yanks out

yep

the fat mexicANUS

SNAP

i thought you lot said pakis dont assimilate. looks like we do fine

the tabloids gave it the name meow more or less after it was scheduled
it first made waves around late 2008, I know because that's the year I got sacked
it was just meph before then

hm she isn't replying

GIGUGAMESH

me and the lads

why arent you out with the other lilliputians?

DROP
THE
BOMB

going out lads. wish me luck.

im off

If only you knew how bad things really were

fuck off

Are there subways in Manchester and Edinburgh. How are they?

>/brit/ WILL defend this

reviewbrah's mum

wish i was a sociopath who didnt feel emotion, instead im an emotionally prone runtlike entity

>frozen chicken vindaloo
>frozen chicken samosas

top paki i am lads

people stopped going to them ever since the pedo scandal

good riddance

would shag

what a disgusting bitch

me on the left

would demolish

twas mincing bout the kitchen and papa walked in saw me and bet the head off me

Ponce

don't trust the source

MoNsTcR

lovely

Yeah there are Subways in every city in the UK and most towns too. They've become as much a part of the high street experience as McDonalds and Burger King. Hope that helps :)

do you unironically believe that is a real article you dunce

he is an irish, what did you expect?

Constipated

just ITCHING to do some drugs buds

DYING for this poo to come out

Oh run nigger run well the pattyroller will get you
Run nigger run well you better get away

Run nigger run well the pattyroller will get you
Run nigger run well you better get away

Nigger run nigger flew
Nigger tore his shirt in two

Run run the patty roller will get you
Run nigger run well you better get away

Nigger run, run so fast
Stoved his head in a hornets nest

Run nigger run well the pattyroller will get you
Run nigger run well you better get away

Nigger run through the field
Black slick coal and barley heel

Run nigger run the pattyroller will get you
Run nigger run well you better get away

Some folks say a nigger won't steal
I caught three in my corn field
One has a bushel
And one has a peck
One had a rope and it was hung around his neck

Run nigger run well the pattyroller will get you
Run nigger run well you better get away

Run nigger run well the pattyroller will get you
Run nigger run well you better get away

Oh nigger run and nigger flew
Why in the devil can't a white man chew

Run nigger run well the pattyroller will get you
Run nigger run well you better get away


Hey Mr. Patty roller don't catch me
Catch that nigger behind that tree

Run nigger run well the pattyroller will get you
Run nigger run well you better get away

Nigger run, run so fast
Stoved his head in a hornets nest

Run nigger run well the pattyroller will get you
Run nigger run well you better get away

Nigger run, run so fast
Nigger, he got away at last

Run nigger run well the pattyroller will get you
Run nigger run well you better get away

out

sometimes wonder what people listen to on their headphones as they walk by me

n64 is the best console of all time

night lads

dumb pirate frogposter

Good post

Haha lads I meant underground train system haha not subway restaurant.

ur a gay lol

absolute pile of shite that you only care about because of memories and nostalgia

hi 155

fuck off 2 handed cunt

>if brits sing this song in public they will be arrested

MAY have to kill some time in sheffield in a few weeks. What should i do?

>if yanks sing this song in public they will be shot

hate Beanyman's new intro

if you could undo all your mistake but everyone knew about your mistakes would you do it lads?

kill my so called mate

>which will in return give me a valid reason to shoot back at the nigger

Black people are literally hunting out and killing white people in America

enjoy your "country"

green letters

yes obviously

not true at all. our corrupt cops are literally systematically exterminating people of colour.

might unsub from optic flamesword

Holy shit I just remembered about this movie

going to watch this, what a critically underrated film

At what point will the American left lose sympathy for black people? Their victim cards are looking a bit questionable right now

niger

Unfortunately, they're not.

you goin to jamies party dude? theres gonna be mad chicas there brah

>going upstairs to have my dinner because there's no room at the dining table
>fucking TRIP and my samosas fall to the ground
>everybody asks "are you okay??"

*dances with /brit/ in a circle like Arabs*

Again not true at all

A black harvard professor did a study on this and found that blacks were not more likely to get shot by police than whites

Enjoy living until 30 unless you live in the countryside

really depends on the region. New england (predominantly British heritage) will always bow down and suck black dick. While the south (non British heritage) is, and will continue to fight back. the midwest really has no blacks to worry about.

the uk is superior to ireland in every way

wish i was english

No way, brah?

Will there be free booze?

ah turns out she is only 17

interesting

those are jews but kk

youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y

nonce

fuck off murderer

>new england has british heritage

Your country has no British heritage whatsoever mate you scuppered that by inviting the Paddies in.

just did 1.5mg of cheeky alprazolam

talk about king dede,,,, and she will blow your dick

unlike the UK, the USA is big, and different groups of people live in different regions.

>YouTube Heroes

haha I LOVE shit like this. what a time to be alive

i didn't kill them

>>going upstairs to have my dinner

Hello Captain Autism

age is 16 here mate

bit weird though she is closer to my younger brothers age than mine haha

aha :/

*counts my shekels*

:/

>study says xyz
>fails to provide a link to said study

>tfw spotted my brothers tinder
>had matches lined up to the galloon

wish I was a normie twat like him

*fools /brit/ into handing me a pound each using my jewish trickery*

feel as though my body clock would be better suited to a 25 hour day

hahahahahahahah pirate scumbags
theguardian.com/film/2016/sep/23/anger-churchill-home-turned-hitler-hq-transformers-5-michael-bay-swastika-flags

having an american sized drink

16 year old here aswell, I literally do not have a single friend.

the fat mexican

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS ;-;

what

aha i also happen to be a 16 year old wonderful

but i do actually have m8s and ive fucked a girl

WALL
OF
DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

goodnight to everyone. except white people

get him Janny

i meant the age of consent here is 16 you underage weapons

i just turnt 20

>younger than me

wtf I hate you now

ahh gives me memories when wild john drank 2 gallons of coke.

oh thank G*D she turns 18 in less than a month

underages are invading this general

ah yes, volunteering in Africa

funny how ive been posting in this general for about a year now and you absolute runts have been treating a 16 year old babbie as an equal

well, how does it feel runts? do you even have a job? a girlfriend?

in reddit.....things happen

20 is the prime /brit/posting age

the mexican is 31 years old and still a virgin

>why yes, i love spicy food! i love how it burns my tongue and makes food uneatable, uh huh, i also love how it over powers literally everything and just sets your mouth on fire

>runny nose? i love that while i'm eating!

no wonder i'm reaching my peak

kids...........................

capsaicin is for people with high testosterone, sweety

There are plenty of videos with Arabs doing it as well

28 is the prime /brit/posting age

oh fuck sake she's actually 16 turning 17

she even sent me a winky face emoji when she said it...

classic
youtube.com/watch?v=71DIT6hYXYo

>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

hm yes perhaps runtmeal would be better for you

bet ive a bigger cock than you nerds AND you get bullied in school

i am the essence of male virility at 16

NONCENONCEONCOE

>muh test!!!!

literally the most insecure thing people say about spicy food you 5'6 runt

>Cunt stubble

lel

why are mexicans so fat anyway?

I eat pretty much nothing BUT mexican food (or loosely translated versions of it anyway) and am skinny as fuck
>even with my obligatory western complimentary buttered bread roll to compensate for lack of flour

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

lol i'm 13

He got him!

the green letters

>Capsaicin is an active component of chili peppers, which are plants belonging to the genus Capsicum. It is an irritant for mammals, including humans, and produces a sensation of burning in any tissue with which it comes into contact.

Ahh yes, very high testosterone

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS

1. succulent chinese meal
2. stitch up at work
3. waiting for a mate
4. cop is stoned

i thought she was at least 18, she looks like it and seems mature enough

>tell her i just turned 20
>"that's not bad aha"
dividing by two and adding seven works at least so we're all good

>this reaction

daily life must be difficult when your confidence isn't high enough to handle the most harmless of banter

A SUCCELENT CHINESE MEAL?

want a lucozade?

i honestly thought youd include that "yeah nah nah yeah nah fuck off cunt" or "you fuckin' druggo" gimmick no?

NEW

yeah but no

>no?
Are you Spanish, no?

soccer

Your (You), sir.

took HIM long enough

PAGE NINE YOU FUCKING JOBSWORTH
WHY DELETE THE OTHER ONE???

it was an illegal thread

mlp is against the rules

accidentally made a new, you can use that one if you want, janny has probably already deleted it

pony shit outside of /mlp/

thank you janny i really didn't want to post in that thread

*links the thread url*

here it is *wink*