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France edition

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I want to exterminate all fat people

SERIOUSLY! What am I going to eat for dinner?

>Sissy Canadian boys

third for sage advice

Fuck right off. Shit edition.

Why

I'm going to paint my ladder and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me.

FUCK THE POLICE

this dick
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>Why would you have a problem with the country that spawned a separatist movement in your country

Frig off

Fiberglass is the best material for ladders

reported

>painting your ladder
>all you have is high gloss paint and that's better anyway cause it cleans up nice
Now you slip, fall, and die.

Reported

...

I will IMMEDIATELY terminate the Canadian people

You did that to yourself to be honest

It's not that I WILL paint my ladder. It's that I CAN paint my ladder.

>weather proofing
Why would you need to weather proof a ladder?

Criminal scum

Honhonhonhon
oui oui baguette
le bibliotheque oui oui

Degaulle can rot in hell. France OUT.

...

>Fiberglass is the best material for ladders
That's what I'm saying, bud.

Saskatchecucks also made it illegal to name your pig Paul. hahahahahaha Saskatchecucks.

Got a date in about an hour with a girl that's more beautiful than any girl I've been with before.
I haven't been on a proper date in a long time. I'm kinda freaking out.

Lafayette

>Saskatchecucks also made it illegal to name your pig Paul.
That's perfectly reasonable. Paul is a terrible name for a pig.

*unsheathes baguette*
*teleports behind you*

Nothing personnel, kiddo, Caribbean was just more useful...

I want to name my pet chicken Saskatchecucks. That's a pretty good name.

It's not that I WILL name my pig Paul. It's that I CAN name my pig Paul.

Honestly idk, most people I talked to just seemed interested in where I'm from and why I'm here in midwestern USA. I'm sure it would be different if I was non-white.

Yeah... That while Haiti thing worked out

I'm REALLY rich

Whole*

Haiti was a mistake

What a coincidence I really like when rich people give me free money

Found the nignog! Black lives don't matter! The police are heroes for killing this black man who was up to no good!

mARRY ME.
i'M FEMALE BTW

African slavery was a mistake. The Spanish had it somewhat right to fuck yourselves some halfbreed slaves.

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Far fewer people would have been interested if you were brown with a name tag that said Rogelio.

Where in the midwest?

"A few acres of snow". REALLY hurt my feeling France.

I'm fucking drunk lads. Raviolis everywhere. Shit.

Spain is very mysterious.

Love you, Mon amie

chef boii r d

He's a big guy

Ami*
Don't hate me pls

>tfw I'll never be a New Yorker
Just kill me pls

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Why does Newfoundland have such based tunes. I love you newfies.

t. Ontario

AYY I'M WALKIN HERAH

Because it's a new found land.

hey FACK YOU pal
fuckouddahere

I wish to die

NFLD and their puffins a cute, CUTE.

As of this week I am now in management. I oversee multiple developers.

Not sure if I've made a huge mistake or not.

So far I've found that grown ass adults act like children regularly.

That inter departmental feuds are like something out of middle school.

That my life now is nothing but useless fucking meetings. Holy shit so many.

The $30k pay raise is nice, but fuck.

God I fucking love root beer so god damn much.
This stuff is proof that God exists.

mah nigga

I bet you're one fat fuck

I'M WALKIN OVER HERE

That's 30k now that you can use for drugs to cope with your new job

Got a problem with us tubbies pal?

Got something to say about us portly ones buddy?

Teasers for Ghost in the Shell live action movie went up a few days ago. Kind of hype.

You have an issue with us fatfucks dude?

>Root Beer literally does not exist at all in Europe for some reason

I have no idea why people drink beer. It tastes like piss and slowly kills you.
Root beer, on the other hand, tastes like God's dick and is healthier than water.

What's your level of meme expertise?

Found my first grill who doesn't shave her pubes. Hit the jackpot buds.

I read Boy's Club. You should too

99
Gotta find moot and get my skill cape

I know, vodka or wine is better than that shit.

Both are great beverages to be quite honest with you pal friend buddy

Should I just get Little Caesar's again?

damn

when did you last have it?

Yes

Already got mine. $5 HOT AND READY.

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Thank you for supporting the Detroit Tigers bud.

Yes. I love that place, probably cause I worked in a bookstore next to one and there was always free Little Caesar's in the break room. Always eat Little Caesar and remember that there was once a place where people like me ate it for free. RIP

Wish I had some drugs haha

As an Albertan, Maxime Bernier is the first Quebecois politician I've ever remotely considered supporting. I just wish he would take a harder line on foreign investment in real estate and immigration then he would be the perfect PM to fix Harper and Trudeau's fiscal mess and enact actual conservative reforms.

I hope Kellie Leitch releases more info on her plans, especially regarding immigration and wjat she plans on cutting, and I hope she softens up on marijuana.

What do you guys make of the Conservative leadership race?

I'm not reading your long post. FYI.

this shit is hypnotic
I wanna do some molly off her bum

Do you think Japanese moot likes us?
If he could read english perfectly maybe he'd think we were gross.

^
I
I

This poster is gay

Salme. Fuckin RAGGGGGGE

good night

I like us LOL GAY

What's the next big trending? people say that the 80s are coming back.

I hope people start wearing capes. Not enough people wear capes.

...last night...

Missed that boat by a good 10 years. The 80s were big before Drive even came out.

I'm about a half-hour's drive from upstate NY. That's close enough.

They've been back. The next big tend is a return to traditional values.

Boiled potatoes with salt again tonight. Boiled potatoes with salt every night until my teeth go loose and I die from scurvy.

back to back little ceasars ain't my thing. How bout some mexican or chinese?whats your budget?

check it
season 3 yeezy shoes incoming

Fruit is for faggots. I salute you.

Fuck yeah, pal.

>What's the next big trending?
50s style conservatism from increasingly nervous cautious young people.

I'm sure people will use these on the future.

Is captcha specifically designed by the gooks to piss of drunk people because it's working

Have you ever had decent beer?

It's either potatoes, beans or rice. I also have spaghetti but I can't eat that without growing physically sick. I'll try in a few months again. These are the lean times brother.

I hate both China and Mexico, though.

Robots are shitpost masters, that's why captcha was invented.

>decent beer
No such thing. It all tastes like shit.

Just really wish I was back in Canada :'(

I want a pair of these. Seven hundred's more than I can justify right now though.

What about sushi? it's very popular in my city.

Polished off a mickey and 5 beers. Where you at buds?

Hmm. I guess it sucks to be you, then. I'll have another Long Trail for you.

Fucking robot scum

2 shots of whiskey, 2 of vodka and a Redd's apple ale from 2pm to 8pm. About to go for more vodka.

Satan trips compels you to drink more with me bud.

Poor cuckold. :'(

Pouring out more Vodka now as we speak. Half a shot down.

I'm surprised how long each chapter is. There's so much information packed into each scene.

k

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Wew lad, take it easy.

>white hand

cmon

All black people are weebs

>Differences between Canada & USA

-Different sytem of government, ours based on multiparty parliment with a monarch, yours a 2 party populist republic

-Different accents and languages sometimes

-Different history and civic structure

-Very different views regarding human rights and our place in the world

-often different weather and climate

-sometimes different sports with lacrosse, rugby, and ice hockey being much more common here than in the U.S. on an amatuer level

-different racial and religious demographics, Canada being predominantly Catholic and a high proportion of atheism with mostly whites and asians, America being firmly protestant with a mix of whites, blacks, and hispanics

-often very different architecture, especially in rural communities

-Different arts with America focusing on rock, rap, jazz, and pop, loteratute on the "American zeitgeist," and a strong focus on pop art like that of Andy Warhol, whereas Canadian literature is focused on the "small story," predominantly folk music, and other arts mirroring those of European styles en plein air.

-Different ideas about food at least until very recently when America catalysed their healthy, local, food initiatives.

>white
thats a light skin mothafucka
tru tru

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that hand isn;t white

I take shots in partial bits. 1/4 here 1/4 there then take a good break.

>-Very different views regarding ... our place in the world
KEKS

Blacks can be white

>Cautious
Wew lad that is a GREAT joke

>white hand

Very sensible, good for you lad.

Me too. I'll buy someone else drugs if they can find 'em for me too.

Reminder that the Yellowstone Caldera will erupt in our lifetime and we're all going to fucking die soon

Do you believe in manifest destiny Yankboy?

>white hand

Looking to start reading again lads. What's your favorite place to read? I need a quiet place, and my apartment complex is not that. Do libraries tolerate faggots reading on their tablets?

Yes, we see ourselves as just another piece in the puzzle, goid at some things, bad at others

Yanks see themselves as the big picture on the puzzle, good st everything except that which they choose not to be

Libraries are fucking dicks when they hound you for their books. Fuck Libraries.

>America being firmly protestant
>47%

Libraries just feel lucky to still exist in the internet age. You could read the satanic bible pronted on the skin of a pregnant teenager and they would thank you for it.

I go there to sleep and watch anime.

Do people see you watching anime?

That's a lot for a single side of Christianity and it's 53%, so over half the population on just one side of one religion.

Nope, it's a secret.

real talk. Is tasting your own semen gay? I just wonder what my ex tasted

Askaksjkaksjakska gringos are fats ajajaksjaksjkk

It's 47%, and I would hardly categorize anything under 70% as "firmly" anything.

haha I was scared for a sec

Yes

Not if it's for purely scientific reasons. If you get off on slurping semen you're a definite homo

hahah buying drugs online

matate tut.EL FIN DEL MUNDO NUNCA VA A PASAR. DALE POSTEA las TUTS.
TOCA DE ACA

Found one of these bad boys in the closet lads. The thing doesn't even have a safety

This is the fifth gun in my house that I know of, and I've never even shot a gun before

CHI


dale californio puto, anda a escuchar el cypress hill! medio loco en el coco

Think of it like this, if you had a bowl of smarties or m&m with 10 assorted colours and a room of 100 people and 53 of the people all selected blue, and the rest from the remaining 9 colours, you would say that blue was the clear favourite.

It's not like you're 53% Protestant and 49% Catholic, that would be neither firm in either direction, there are dozens of eligions in the U.S., but over half choose the same side of just 1

And actually another 8% are brandvof protestant like JW and LDS, so really it's 61% protestant Christian

Pa cuando vuelves a urugay papu

the six shooter was in the closet the whole time? jeeze, I hope his parents aren't religious or anything

AHUE

Least funny thing I've read all day

Probably when the civil war against mudslimes start!

leaf """""""humour"""""""

Coolest, tulips, flowers, fall from the towers
Like galls from Galileo to lay low
Ignorance that the world isn't ours, the God
Give them all showers
Toni found the fountain of youth, in the mountain of power
To only find truth in the fountain, drowning in power
Surrounded with dollars
The moon surrounds us like spoons moving chowder
Cut, that's a mis-direct to stir the soul with dis-effect
Names don't last like Mr. X
Unless you Galilee dropping bowling balls on the discotheque
With a disco ball hanging 'round your neck
Dance, it's a new year
Every time I open my hands
Thoughts moving circles and the thoughts universal
Yokozuna's don't throw salt in a circle
Sumo you up off off your turf boy
Tsunami you up off your surfboard
[?] Medusa in the go
'Fore Versace turned words into turquoise
Medusa turned coke into stone
With a hand on her thigh, she looked me in the eye and said
Proceed to the next level

Thought you needed an academic license or something for those to actually buy them. I had to go through this one Chemistry department guy to get 10M HCl

WE'D GO DOWN TO THE RIVER

>mfw this is gonna be my daughter's first winter
She has the most adorable little coat ever! I'm so excited!

te equivocaste chicanillo?

nope
pic related is 4-aco-Dmt
just buy it with bitcoins and they ship it to ur house

Bernier is a fucking joke

Like every single other contender, all he was for the past decade was a Harper bootlicker. Harper took COMPLETELY tyrannical control of the party for so long, that now as a result of his departure there is absolutely no competent leadership left within the party. All we have are former bootlickers.

Mormons aren't protestant

Les rayures sur la brassière doivent être bleu marines pêh

you're uruguayo?

Ask someone from Utah anything (except religious questions).

>There are fathers posting in /cum/
But why

Got any empathogen rc recommendations?

They identify as protestant and they use the KJV of the bible, so that's protestant enough.

Have you been to Zion National Park? Why is your state so beautiful?

Because as soon as I stop, she's going to make me watch ponies with her.

>tfw too intelligent to watch anime

Fair enough

are you a mormon?

Not him, but I'm a married 31 year old service manager for an electronics producer. int is normalfag territory.

No, and I don't plan on it. It's beautiful because of the glorious mountains. It just sucks that the people make it Hell.

je m'en souviendrais, dit coucou au Chef Michel Dumas de ma part.
youtube.com/watch?v=9nBFPe1DZM4

No, i'm just an alternative form of argie.

>canadians still buttmad over FOUR words
lmao

I have 2 kids and another on the way.
Wife and kids are in bed, works caught up, nothing I want to watch on Netflix right now, what else might I do other than shitpost on Cred Forums where I've been for 4 years.

>No, and I don't plan on it
Why

>standing the mcgyver reboot
>it ain't me starts playing

WEW

I'm not really an outdoorsy person. I spent the first 18 years of my life forced to go on camping trips. I'd like to be done pls.

>tfw too intelligent to enjoy anything

That was shitty of him considering what Anglo Canada had done in defence of France through 2 world wars.
Meanwhile, getting soldiers out if Québec was like pulling teeth.

But not intelligent enough to enjoy art?

I love France and I HATE Canada

are you also nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor?

gee, sorry we didn't want to breathe in mustard gas for a foreign monarch

5-APB/6-APB is very similar to MDMA ive been told

ive only ever used shroom or acid analogues tho

no

>lives in Utah
>not outdoorsy
>patents decent enough to take him away from vidya and teach him the wonders of nature
>backfires miserably amidst angsty puberty

Kys

the only reason any Canadian did anything at all was because "muh queen muh hurrtage". Had britshits remained completely neutral, nobody would have lifted a fucking finger, don't pretend otherwise.

>not being intelligent enough to enjoy technology

this

canadians are a joke

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yeah and you didn't do shit to defend your ancestral homeland but whine like the bunch of socialist hippie faggots you are

youtube.com/watch?v=KxtPRF6NG7I
me singing

Whoa, dudes. Remember how free America was before Reagan?

this

quebecois are a joke

lmao you're still trying that propaganda on us after all these years

do you not know that it was france who abandoned us in the first place? why would anyone back then even give a shit?

It's not a foreign monarch even now and certainly wasn't in the early 20th century, and that's the point, DeGaulle calling for a liberated Québec after they largely abandoned France, and Anglos filled the void, was a shit move, especially fir something as trivial as a common language.

You're an ethnic group of cowardly bastard Children. You're too pussy to be an enemy and too butthurt to be a friend.

>Trivializing Dominion

Not our fault France abandoned Quebec because they were worthless. Remember that Anglos LET you live because we were altruistic.

Anyone remember that episode of Arthur where they made fun of kids with autism?

yes it is, canada has been an autonomous country since way before that war
>you will never be this mad
>we were altruistic
>proceeds to slaughter a bunch of injuns because they refused your religion
yeah ok john

>ancestral homeland
Unlike you lardasses, we don't partake in the autistic "MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERITAGE" stupidity

I'm not French, and you're not British (or German or Irish or Ukrainian or whatever the fuck else), if you really fail to see that, then you're probably gotten so fat that your own body fat has started clogging your eyes. Don't worry though, I hear it's a common problem among Anglofats.

>Remember that Anglos LET you live because we were altruistic.

Whereas France couldn't give a fuck about them. Speaks volumes about their disloyalty.

>get btfo
>y-you mad bro

go parade naked around montreal with the gun-grabbing feminists or whatever you frog fags do

Bet you can't beat it nerds
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>t. Paljeet Makraat

lol what part of that post was supposed to be BTFO at all

your post was pure gibberish

Nothing wrong with trying to tame the savages and give them a good proper christian education. Quebec we left intact. You could have gone the Arcadian route were we less altruistic.

>we were altruistic
>proceeds to say they weren't altruistic
which one is it

>The Canadian monarch
>A foreigner

Canadian citizenship is literally granted by the authority of the Crown. Look inside your passport, or the letter affixed to your first birth certificate.
The monarch isn't foreign

think I might try to learn a foreign language

>we don't partake in muh heritage
lol ok. Wanna ditch French and Catholosism? I thought not.
>I'm not French
then who are "we?" You don't speak for anyone but yourself, shut the fuck up.

>Unlike you lardasses, we don't partake in the autistic "MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERITAGE" stupidity

Remind me again about Quebec's great initiative of getting immigrants of "white French stock by the blood". Nothing muh heritage about that eh.

Are you kidding? Diasporashits are the fucking worst with the "MUH HERITAGE" crap. The typical pajeet knows sweet fuck all about his "ancestral culture", doesn't speak his "ancestral language", has never even set foot in his "ancestral homeland", and yet somehow ends up being one of the most zealous paki nationalists, even more so than actual Pakis.

Why?

We were altruistic to and acclimated Quebec. Not the Squaws. Nobody was.

canadians want to be british

quebecois want to be quebecois

do you see the difference here?

You sound like a little bitch, hon.

>canadians want to be british
nice meme retard

When did black people become Niggers?

i dont have much going on in my life

it's not a meme if you literally breathe in mustard gas for them or cum whenever the queen comes here ;^)

you do though
it's really pathetic

Only 10,000 Acadians were deported, there were 100,000 francophones after the 7 years war.
So, just decimated, that's fairly altruistic.

>quebecois want to be quebecois

That sure explains P.E.T opening the flood gates for his pets the Haitians and Maghreb.

>language
>religion

>being the same as "muh heritage"
you're a special brand of retard, aren't you?

Lots of Koreans are Christian, that must mean that Koreans consider themselves to be European? And lots of Indians speak English, so according to your logic they all consider themselves British?

>then who are "we?" You don't speak for anyone but yourself, shut the fuck up.
I'm not sure what you're claiming to be (or trying to pretend to be), but unless you're literally a French national, you're not French.

>about Quebec's great initiative of getting immigrants of "white French stock by the blood"
A meme you just fabricated

The only thing we favor in immigration is language (for obvious reasons), not ethnicity or blood.

I didn't give you permission to respond to my post you fat fuck.

Why wouldn't we?

what the fuck is a PET? isn't that a commodore computer?

Pathetic
Just like I said

>A meme you just fabricated

Nice try, I forget the French word for it but Quebec wanted it.

>language and religion have nothing to with heritage
>you believe this and still have the gaul to call me a retard

stopped reading there, your head is so far up your own ass that you're eating your poutine lunch a second time.

>Users proper English spelling
alright maybe you're british then, you're certainly as autistic as they are

Yeah, why do Canadian accents sound so awful?

How bad at civics are you? She is not only the British Queen, but also the Canadian Queen and our head of state. Supporting the Monarchy does not make one a Brit
And as for breathing in gas, that's how allies work, you make sacrifices in the defence of one another and for your shared ideals.

>tfw no american bf

holy shit this picture

Pierre elliot Trudeau.

>the trudeaus
>not traitors
pls

Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.

At least Anglo and French Canadians can agree on this

Except that's wrong

Maybe you're thinking of the topic of "accommodements raisonnables" (which has nothing to do with selection of immigrants)? Or perhaps of the "charte des valeurs" (which, again, has nothing to do with selection of immigrants)?

Either way, there is absolutely no discrimination based on ethnicity in the selection of immigrants.

Nothing to do with "MUH heritage" you mong. Specifically, having a certain religion and language doesn't mean you partake in the moronic anglofat behaviour of convincing yourself you're something which you aren't.

Fucking mouthbreathing retard

I am addicted to huevos rancheros

>run your own country
>still have to bow to someone on the other side of the world
lmao canadarians

haha mad Yanks.

Says the people autistically obsessed with Frances Académie française shitting bricks from Anglicisms.

The difference between Canadians and Americans:
Canadians will bend over backwards for "their" queen and their English overlords. Americans treat the British as allies and equals

Canadians will spend obnoxious amounts of time proclaiming how non-American they are, to the point where that has become their national "identity". Americans just do their thing

do you wear cat ears

This is actually a really good list.

Why not ditch all the French stuff if you're not French then? ;^)

>sh-sh-she's the queen of canada! that's why we went over to Europe to inhale mustard gas! we definitely aren't cuckolds or anything!

>Either way, there is absolutely no discrimination based on ethnicity in the selection of immigrants.

There was. Quebec wanted something "by the blood" in way of white French immigration. Not that I'm condemning you for it, but please spare me with the hypocrisy.

Yes :3
I even have a pair with little bells on them

Why do you enjoy watching black people fail?

i've honestly never seen a person in quebec bitch about varying ways of spelling things online

meanwhile i keep seeing brits and canadians go "HAHA AMERICANS WRITE COLOR"

fucking sad desu

Those who put a few inconsequential liberties above the welfare of their own citizenry and nation, completely unwilling to make any sacrifice that isn't instantly self-serving, deserve a bleach cocktail.

The narcissism of yanks is fucking astounding

The difference is Canadians are well liked, not fat, not black and dashingly handsome. Americans are tubby black hispanic whiny jews.

They've unironcally deluded themselves into believing they had any stake in the Great War

I can't take yank as a serious insult always think they're talking about the baseball team tbqh

lewd

Because it's our language and our religion, you dimwit, just like Christianity is a major religion in Korea and English is a major language in India. Does that mean that Koreans and Indians blether on endlessly about "MUUUUUUUUUUUUUH EURO HERITAGE" like anglotards do?

Seriously, leave it to an anglolard to be so fucking clueless about anything touching the topics of ethnicity, culture, heritage or patrimony

Canada sucks
Except Québec

I once had a Canadian gf. As soon as we started dating she spoke nothing but Shakespeare... We didn't last long.

>American education

All these quebecucks come out of the woodwork at the same time for some reason. They travel in packs to back each other up.

lol cuck

>gets expensive press box tickets to nfl game
>its the titans.

:D

Proove it then

>i've honestly never seen a person in quebec bitch about varying ways of spelling things online

Ahhh yes, tell me about your Joual again m8. Quebec has harsh as fuck language laws.

Can you stop with the all caps autism you fucking spastic? Jesus Christ you are a fucking clown.

freedom>safety and wellbeing

Please tell me how WWI had any effect on Canada. You had no reason to get involved other than "MUH QUEEN"

Only the first half of K-On season 1 was any good.

I'll stop when anglofats stop unironically doing the "MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERITAGE" shit

what's up yanks

hello

They are lucky we let them live too worship her majesty. Their Queen whether they like it or not.

>muh language police
why does it always come to this with you retards? do you think we get arrested if we make a typo in french or something?

I used to like Quebec but this thread made me change my mind

Aren't Canadians and Americans basically just the same kind of people?
Think about it, we're all descendants of Europeans in one way or another.

Says the world's police state.

I agree, though Azu-nyan is still incredibly qt3.14

Only if you put it on a sign ;)

anglos started it

I've seen black Canadians before

How would you like a Canadian bf?
-u-

So where did your language and religion come from? It didn't come from Quebec. You guys are the epitome of special snowflakes.

There are people in Canada who actually believe that they're British culturally

>I'm a british-canadian you yank

Don't EVER compare me to one of those fat pigs ever again okay??

I don't think preferring a country that balances the welfare of the nation alongside personal freedoms is in anyway more cuckolded than a self-serving greed fest.

Also, Canada still manages to outscore America on every freedom index, the most reputable being the Democracy Index, with Canada at #7 and America at #20

i've never seen any american say they're british

in fact they'd probably laugh at you if you even suggested that one of them is

>We're all descendants of Europeans
But I'm not

>How would you like a Canadian bf?

Mad African-Americans.

>he ignores his blood
>he ignores his birthright

What's your beef towards America?
They're cool.

im not gonna read this fyi

I am proud of my English heritage

this post reeks of edge

Where?

*disowns canada*

a canadian is worth 10 yanks. and 1000 mexicans

From Europe. Does that mean we're Euros? No, you utmost fuckwit.

Again, do you really think Koreans being Christian means that it would be legitimate for them to "MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERITAGE" like you angloshits do?

right i am LITERALLY america
i am LITERALLY, PERSONALLY a police state

They are defending Q*ebec and attacking her majesty. Death to Yanks 2bh.

I reverse disowned you before disowning was cool.

5th post

We both know you did

new

>Muh edgy

Sorry you hate facts.

>attacking her majesty. Death to Yanks 2bh
The rest of the world is laughing at you. Including your beloved Islanders

So? What the fuck are you talking about? I've never said I'm british, I don't pretend to be. Part of being Canadian is our connection the commonwealth and the UK. It's written in your history as well as much as you like to forget it. Do you think I walk around all day putting on a phony brit accent or something? Get out of your autism bubble you fucking retard.

that's what makes canucks so special

I thought you weren't muh heritage fags?

>Caring what non-subjects to her majesty think

Gave me quite a chuckle.

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the entire point is that in quebec we're supposedly french because we speak french and we were mostly catholic

so i guess since canadians speak english (soon to be chinese though) and are protestants, they must be british, right?

read the reply chain

The homeland of your ancestors is France. The seeds of your culture that were planted in the new world came from France. This is not muh heritage, this is a fact.

are americans british?

"Americans" aren't an ethnic group, French-Canadians are.

what a shit answer

No they aren't.

Metis maybe, but French Canadians are just French or African or some kind of Euromutt like the rest of us.

gg no re

>French Canadians are just French
>or African

Pick one

>tfw want to drink alcohol