My Little Pony edition
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>my little pony edition
Gee, no wonder we rebelled, you're all pussies who were unworthy to rule us.
That's a shame, Britain!
PRETTY sure this is against the rules
/brit/ posters are now breaking up the rules
More like bender Yanks edition
so lets find out once and for all, what age are you /brit/?
11 here
THIS will never be accepted by janny
will watch these videos and then get back to you
left because of taxes...
dumb frogposter
13
and the boston massacre (never forget)
ah i see you know your judo well
>jeffrey do you like ponies?
*shakes applejack figure furiously at you*
fuck happened to this thread
in /cum/ many kids dared to unfollow the rules by posting nudes, now here in /brit/ kids are daring to post ponny shit and their ages
colonialists chimped out first...
Who is best pony, /brit/?
15 yo girl who love British guys here. Post vocaroos
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*soccer kicks a football*
>someone says stupid shit that makes no sense
>"no that's wrong you retard"
>it's just banter lad wow calm down haha easy there
Im 16 and 6'3
how mad are you manlet, NEET runts right now? A 16 year old is your superior
LMAO
t. ahmed
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ok well i couldn't find the video mick
but this was a good australian video
fucking googles need to be shot
a (((particuar))) person supported the american revolution though
>someone is quite literally crying because someone questioned he's testosterone level
moodiness is also a sign of low testosterone
>the paddy hardman is underage
howling
50
I have a wife and 3 children
You young people are quite wild these days
First guy in that to die was a black man
>being this daft about history
Bet you believe everything the government tells you, eh cletus?
image looks photoshopped
didn't look anything like that when i was there
his*
It was a good day
>underage runts infesting /brit/
I'm out m8s
fuck niggers
laugh it up cunt
well no wonder they're not at the pubs haha
fucking hell, poor le fat irish traveller lad
I like to think of myself as a white Idris Elba
Yes lad, Indians and pakis are high test for eating spicy food.
Jog on now dumb cunt
I'm a 14 yo girl.
feel ill lads
just cooked up some spaghetti and sausages since i can't sleep
I get served in the local public house
>>underage runts infesting /brit/
WHO THE FUCK do you think posts poo wank poo shit poo wank 24/7?
26 year olds?
ah yes i forgot that only indians and pakis are the only people to eat spicy food
carry on
i hope ur not taking the mick mick
why is grime so shitty
In all fairness im underage and i abhor poo poo pee pee posting
its just awful and i genuinely believe that its the 23 year old NEETs getting up to that craic
old kinderhook
poo wank poo willies shit shit dick poo willy
in light of this post, i feel as a 26 year old i am obliged to post the following
POO POO PEE PEE POO PEE PEEEEEEE
not falling for that one chris
poo piss willy fanny pee
Imagine someone over the age of 20 actually posting on /brit/ lads.
Fuck I'm squirting milk out my nose.
underages
well on my way to being more successful than all of you at a relatively young age
if im still here at 20 ill consider suicide
I am. Do you have a cute accent?
Turning 21 in December lads
Am I too old for Cred Forums
>drinking milk at this hour
playing with fire my friend
yes
fuck off moose
rather not say
but I remember going into a historical centre while on a school trip in Waterford back in the early 90s (next to a fucking Quasar arena iirc) and it had a bunch of paintings of historical characters from mythology, and there was one of this one guy who, along with having existed in one era as swan and another as a deer or whatever the fuck etc, claimed, in the process, to be exactly 1,000 years old
not a thousand (sounds more rounded when put literally, where he might have lived or died give or take a few years eitherway) but actually 1,000 years old ... like he died exactly 1,000 years to the second he was born
just made me think desu
howling
sod off, posho
ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;'))
ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))
STEP 1#
GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!
step #2
move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))
STEP 3#
you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be white wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))
and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im off to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
wee wee poopie all over /britsies/
Imagine thinking Oasis were better than Blur
*poos on your head*
put THAT in your pipe and smoke it LOL
as badly put together this post is, that sounds like OisÃn?
I sympathise with this chap.
Some people are so breathtakingly uncouth that you're only respected by them for using words some nigger just imported from Jamaica.
Say that to my face cunt
My snapchat is greg.95
imagine actually being a kid when social media shite like facebook was widespread.
capsaicin hides the taste of rot and kills bacteria as well.
i'm not even particularly fond of spicy food myself
must be difficult to put yourself out in the open where someone might take a harmless shot at you
>greg.95
This nigger is 95 years olds kek
KEK
adding you rn hahaha get in my dm's xx
its a bit shite especially when you change a profile picture or have a birthday, still get alot of likes anyway xx
>95 was 21 years ago
AHAHAHAHAH ello grandad
HRH William and Kate are in my city along with the Prime Minster. Is it worth it going downtown to see them and brave the expected crowd of tens, possibly hundreds of thousands?
>go to japan
>spend £3000
>get a hug
lol
my name jeff
snap
>user how come your birthday doesn't come up on facebook?
if you're not there waving a canadain flag and cheering you can fuck off /brit/ forever
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Yes because he will literally be king of your country one day.
*dabs*
*does a millennial dab*
didnt you hear me! im 16!! im underage janny!
*whips and does a nay nay*
why don't you just give up trying to get a gf desu?
>girl said I have a small dick today
Can they sense it's only 6 inches? She's never seen my penis, nobody has.
>spending £3000 on a hug from a jap with a lazy eye
what cretin spends £3000 to go to Japan?
literally £500 for flights and another £500 for accomodation. £100 for food and you're done
because giving up isn't in my dictionary
only the eternal struggle
i knew you were shitposting
growlers with yet ANOTHER banger x
*dabs on your pathetic runt life*
Off I go, then.
noticeably low testosterone is clearly visible
>someone who remembers the gimmick in detail
wew lad
pirate scumbag
I'm genuinely 16 though aha
Me? Runt? Ummm no sweetie x
c u in 30 daes
time was you'd get a permaban for this post. step up your game janny
this Canadians is such a fucking dweeb jesus christ
unfunny verm
don't think so. guy was specific about having lived as other animals and looked like a right grizzled bastard with a big fuck off beard and red deer horns
then post ur passport and show us if you're an underage
if your nan buys a £1.50 watch and asks you what you think of it how do you respond?
i said "yeh haha, b-bargain" i didn't want to say it was nice because it isn't, its shit, and that wouldn't be genuine and i think she'd know.
>Economy - £463
>Premium Economy - £3,162
ah yes
Hopefully not or Friday nights would get a bit boring dunno why you would wish this upon me after all I am clearly your superior aha x (not like I can't just reset the old router)
FOY
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fun fact no one in the world can remember any lyrics from any blur song
everyone in the world, even the deaf, can recite every word from every oasis song even the unreleased stuff. REALLY makes you think
depends on how much money she has you cretin
i constantly banter my nan
she's like 3ft tall lmao
>Oasis
>Blur
hello 2010
not rich by any means but she buys a lot of tat
has very much fallen for the consumerist jew
pretty sure people can remember WOOOO HOOOO
tell us to "snap" or "foy" one more time and see what happens britcucks
liverpoolecho.co.uk
YOOOOOOOOOO!
AHOY
i'd make sure she isn't spending all her money on those mail-order sweepstakes
old people love wasting their money on them
ARRRRGGGG
can any of you lads give me a lift to get my car?
UNA
FUCKING
VELA
someone please explain this dab meme to me
>23 years old
>grey hair
ah yes
I WANT TO CONQUER MORE ARRRRHG
Hop in, lad
*installs an elevator in your house*
i'm 24 and and i have some grey hair
Pretty sure the Tescos Prawn sandwich i had whilst drunk last night will be the best thing i will ever eat
what do you think i am a roid freak lol i can't lift a car you dumb fucking idiot lol
just want a nice British lass to blow my load in if im being perfectly honest lads
the leafs are getting fucking savaged in /cum/ lads
quebecois + americans vs muh heritage leafs
your 'nan' is a hell of a lot smarter/wilier than you'll ever be m8, tatty watches aside
you would have starved to death if you were born and had to live in her day
oh no. that means they are about to come over here
LEAFS FUCK OFF
>flight to Faroe Islands is £450
literally a 2 minute boat ride from Scotland
yyyyYEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHh
>going to /cum/
Bit embarrassing for you. You're not some kind of Yank are you mate ha ha?
My nan was born in 1978
/cum/ is a fucking shithole
new thread
Just buy a fucking dingy or a pair of armbands then
This. Enjoy your ban
need a buxom greek gf
you need to fuck off
*builds wall around this post*
ahh yes much better
Imagine UNIRONICALLY being proud of being subjugated. At least the m*cks had the stones to fight
absolutely nobody in /brit/ wants you here
0/10
>Be Me
>Statistics class this morning
>Going to sit at my usual seat between a black man and an asian man
>Asian guy was sick Wednesday and missed class today
>See 3DPD white bitch who was let out of her cage was sitting in the Asian guy's seat
>Go find a different part of the lecture hall to sit with other guys
Problem averted.
i think she has a gambling addiction
i keep telling my mum but she won't do anything
i don't feel like its my place to call her out on it myself
I do
good post
>lives in a country completely run by jews
haha hmm....
Watching Dirty young scoundrels
physically turned my head away from my monitor to avoid reading this
i like the mexican
'ok'
fucking aussie scumbag, hope he gets stabbed by an abbo
no you don't you moralist worms
i made the mistake of reading it
want to visit yankland and go to a small yank town
Thatcher was truly a lying, heartless witch.
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So long as it isn't a 3DPD white bitch or any other race of bitch. I think he is okay.
come visit me x
this
>go to bongland
>they eat beans for breakfast
Why
Why not?
me on the left
Great edition, new episode tomorrow lads
I thought that was Mexico. That's why they call them beaners. They must eat beans with everything
is this /cum/
It's clearly meant to be eaten at dinner
>eats sugarcoated cereal
mmmm
yes
wow looking good today, your man
Brits pack down beans in the AM like you wouldn't belive
cool beans
i'm a fucking stupid little faggot
But dolan trunks is the saviour of white america and like hitler
i'm a fucking stupid little faggot
got called a sniveling little yank here earlier and am coming back to say I'm not going to stand for that shit. who the fuck said it?
>go to clapistan
>they eat 50 deep fried big macs for breakfast
Why?
>faggot
FOY
>faggot
FOY
They also call us spics because we're spic and span
>FOY
FOY
it was ya boi
FOSLY
In Canada it's not uncommon to have beans with breakfast. Unlike those cultureless savages down south you can go into a restaurant here and order a proper English breakfast.
reminder that nonwhite lives have no value at all
i would have no problem killing every mexican on earth it would no different than taking the bins down to the street on pickup day
>who the fuck said it?
Your dad.
>fucking captcha
>anime
>leaf
yeah nah, fuck off
welp fun's over everyone go home
SNAP
what if mexicans were the ones doing the bins
checkmate raciss
Really causes my neural cells to depolarize by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of seratonin at key moments of sensory input.
>airplane
FOY
MODS MODS MODS
/brit/ IS BREAKING GLOBAL RULES
ENFORCE YOUR ARBITRARY BAN OF ALL MLP FRANCHISE RELATED CONTENT OUTSIDE OF /mlp/
RIGHT
NOW
Kill yourselves you fucking scumbags
hey, how are you?
ireland is anglo
we'll always be together
together in electric dreams
Where are le Pippa nudies?
Umm sweetie it literally isn't
hello 2011
really miss her lads
Doing a b8. Seems a BIT too fishy but hopefully can snag a few
Now we wait
opinions on chinky toons?
how many lads has she got lmao
does anyone have that picture of somebody holding a framed photograph in their hand
i think it was of lenny and carl
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me and the gf
comfy
They're biting!! Haha, runts
rasheed
never finished s2 of ika tbqh
heading down to the jobcentre lads
ireland is celtic with anglo culture
couldn't find a good torrent desu
youtu.be
Howe does he do it haha
hospital records twats always take so long to ship
noncery
a lot, never getting involved with British women again evil bucktooth island demons lmao
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copped this
mooooooooooooooot
our soccer team could beat England's to be perfectly honest lads
cucknadians OUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT
>soccer
FOY
king dede
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