/brit/

dumb frogposter

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and the boston massacre (never forget)

ah i see you know your judo well

>jeffrey do you like ponies?

*shakes applejack figure furiously at you*

fuck happened to this thread

in /cum/ many kids dared to unfollow the rules by posting nudes, now here in /brit/ kids are daring to post ponny shit and their ages

colonialists chimped out first...

Who is best pony, /brit/?

15 yo girl who love British guys here. Post vocaroos

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*soccer kicks a football*

>someone says stupid shit that makes no sense
>"no that's wrong you retard"
>it's just banter lad wow calm down haha easy there

Im 16 and 6'3

how mad are you manlet, NEET runts right now? A 16 year old is your superior

LMAO

t. ahmed

youtube.com/watch?v=yuwprXAaSv0

ok well i couldn't find the video mick

but this was a good australian video

fucking googles need to be shot

a (((particuar))) person supported the american revolution though

>someone is quite literally crying because someone questioned he's testosterone level

moodiness is also a sign of low testosterone

>the paddy hardman is underage
howling

50
I have a wife and 3 children

You young people are quite wild these days

First guy in that to die was a black man

>being this daft about history

Bet you believe everything the government tells you, eh cletus?

image looks photoshopped

didn't look anything like that when i was there

his*

It was a good day

tyson fury has manic depression

sad desu

streamable.com/yspv

>underage runts infesting /brit/

I'm out m8s

fuck niggers

laugh it up cunt

well no wonder they're not at the pubs haha

fucking hell, poor le fat irish traveller lad

I like to think of myself as a white Idris Elba

Yes lad, Indians and pakis are high test for eating spicy food.

Jog on now dumb cunt

I'm a 14 yo girl.

feel ill lads

just cooked up some spaghetti and sausages since i can't sleep

I get served in the local public house

>>underage runts infesting /brit/

WHO THE FUCK do you think posts poo wank poo shit poo wank 24/7?

26 year olds?

ah yes i forgot that only indians and pakis are the only people to eat spicy food

carry on

i hope ur not taking the mick mick

why is grime so shitty

In all fairness im underage and i abhor poo poo pee pee posting

its just awful and i genuinely believe that its the 23 year old NEETs getting up to that craic

old kinderhook

poo wank poo willies shit shit dick poo willy

in light of this post, i feel as a 26 year old i am obliged to post the following

POO POO PEE PEE POO PEE PEEEEEEE

not falling for that one chris

poo piss willy fanny pee

Imagine someone over the age of 20 actually posting on /brit/ lads.

Fuck I'm squirting milk out my nose.

underages

well on my way to being more successful than all of you at a relatively young age

if im still here at 20 ill consider suicide

I am. Do you have a cute accent?

Turning 21 in December lads

Am I too old for Cred Forums

>drinking milk at this hour

playing with fire my friend

yes
fuck off moose

rather not say

but I remember going into a historical centre while on a school trip in Waterford back in the early 90s (next to a fucking Quasar arena iirc) and it had a bunch of paintings of historical characters from mythology, and there was one of this one guy who, along with having existed in one era as swan and another as a deer or whatever the fuck etc, claimed, in the process, to be exactly 1,000 years old

not a thousand (sounds more rounded when put literally, where he might have lived or died give or take a few years eitherway) but actually 1,000 years old ... like he died exactly 1,000 years to the second he was born

just made me think desu

howling

sod off, posho

ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;'))

ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be white wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))

and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im off to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wee wee poopie all over /britsies/

Imagine thinking Oasis were better than Blur

youtube.com/watch?v=p1a_4CN4onA

*poos on your head*
put THAT in your pipe and smoke it LOL

as badly put together this post is, that sounds like Oisín?

I sympathise with this chap.
Some people are so breathtakingly uncouth that you're only respected by them for using words some nigger just imported from Jamaica.

Say that to my face cunt

My snapchat is greg.95

imagine actually being a kid when social media shite like facebook was widespread.

capsaicin hides the taste of rot and kills bacteria as well.
i'm not even particularly fond of spicy food myself

must be difficult to put yourself out in the open where someone might take a harmless shot at you

>greg.95
This nigger is 95 years olds kek

KEK

adding you rn hahaha get in my dm's xx

its a bit shite especially when you change a profile picture or have a birthday, still get alot of likes anyway xx

>95 was 21 years ago
AHAHAHAHAH ello grandad

HRH William and Kate are in my city along with the Prime Minster. Is it worth it going downtown to see them and brave the expected crowd of tens, possibly hundreds of thousands?

>go to japan
>spend £3000
>get a hug
lol

my name jeff

snap

>user how come your birthday doesn't come up on facebook?

if you're not there waving a canadain flag and cheering you can fuck off /brit/ forever

...

Yes because he will literally be king of your country one day.

*dabs*
*does a millennial dab*
didnt you hear me! im 16!! im underage janny!
*whips and does a nay nay*

why don't you just give up trying to get a gf desu?

>girl said I have a small dick today

Can they sense it's only 6 inches? She's never seen my penis, nobody has.

>spending £3000 on a hug from a jap with a lazy eye

what cretin spends £3000 to go to Japan?

literally £500 for flights and another £500 for accomodation. £100 for food and you're done

because giving up isn't in my dictionary

only the eternal struggle

i knew you were shitposting

growlers with yet ANOTHER banger x

youtube.com/watch?v=ImANYYEBH-U

*dabs on your pathetic runt life*

Off I go, then.

noticeably low testosterone is clearly visible

>someone who remembers the gimmick in detail
wew lad

pirate scumbag

I'm genuinely 16 though aha

Me? Runt? Ummm no sweetie x

c u in 30 daes

time was you'd get a permaban for this post. step up your game janny

this Canadians is such a fucking dweeb jesus christ

unfunny verm

don't think so. guy was specific about having lived as other animals and looked like a right grizzled bastard with a big fuck off beard and red deer horns

then post ur passport and show us if you're an underage

if your nan buys a £1.50 watch and asks you what you think of it how do you respond?

i said "yeh haha, b-bargain" i didn't want to say it was nice because it isn't, its shit, and that wouldn't be genuine and i think she'd know.

>Economy - £463
>Premium Economy - £3,162

ah yes

Hopefully not or Friday nights would get a bit boring dunno why you would wish this upon me after all I am clearly your superior aha x (not like I can't just reset the old router)

FOY

youtube.com/watch?v=FjkMsJhdgw4

fun fact no one in the world can remember any lyrics from any blur song

everyone in the world, even the deaf, can recite every word from every oasis song even the unreleased stuff. REALLY makes you think

depends on how much money she has you cretin

i constantly banter my nan

she's like 3ft tall lmao

>Oasis
>Blur

hello 2010

not rich by any means but she buys a lot of tat

has very much fallen for the consumerist jew

pretty sure people can remember WOOOO HOOOO

tell us to "snap" or "foy" one more time and see what happens britcucks
liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/watch-moment-web-troll-who-11918656

YOOOOOOOOOO!

AHOY

i'd make sure she isn't spending all her money on those mail-order sweepstakes

old people love wasting their money on them

ARRRRGGGG

can any of you lads give me a lift to get my car?

UNA
FUCKING
VELA

someone please explain this dab meme to me

>23 years old
>grey hair

ah yes

I WANT TO CONQUER MORE ARRRRHG

Hop in, lad

*installs an elevator in your house*

i'm 24 and and i have some grey hair

Pretty sure the Tescos Prawn sandwich i had whilst drunk last night will be the best thing i will ever eat

what do you think i am a roid freak lol i can't lift a car you dumb fucking idiot lol

just want a nice British lass to blow my load in if im being perfectly honest lads

the leafs are getting fucking savaged in /cum/ lads
quebecois + americans vs muh heritage leafs

your 'nan' is a hell of a lot smarter/wilier than you'll ever be m8, tatty watches aside

you would have starved to death if you were born and had to live in her day

oh no. that means they are about to come over here

LEAFS FUCK OFF

>flight to Faroe Islands is £450

literally a 2 minute boat ride from Scotland

yyyyYEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHh

>going to /cum/

Bit embarrassing for you. You're not some kind of Yank are you mate ha ha?

My nan was born in 1978

/cum/ is a fucking shithole

new thread

Just buy a fucking dingy or a pair of armbands then

This. Enjoy your ban

need a buxom greek gf

you need to fuck off

*builds wall around this post*

ahh yes much better

Imagine UNIRONICALLY being proud of being subjugated. At least the m*cks had the stones to fight

absolutely nobody in /brit/ wants you here

0/10

>Be Me
>Statistics class this morning
>Going to sit at my usual seat between a black man and an asian man
>Asian guy was sick Wednesday and missed class today
>See 3DPD white bitch who was let out of her cage was sitting in the Asian guy's seat
>Go find a different part of the lecture hall to sit with other guys

Problem averted.

i think she has a gambling addiction

i keep telling my mum but she won't do anything

i don't feel like its my place to call her out on it myself

I do

good post

>lives in a country completely run by jews

haha hmm....

Watching Dirty young scoundrels

physically turned my head away from my monitor to avoid reading this

i like the mexican

'ok'

fucking aussie scumbag, hope he gets stabbed by an abbo

no you don't you moralist worms

i made the mistake of reading it

want to visit yankland and go to a small yank town

Thatcher was truly a lying, heartless witch.
i.4cdn.org/gif/1474614582763.webm

So long as it isn't a 3DPD white bitch or any other race of bitch. I think he is okay.

come visit me x

this

>go to bongland
>they eat beans for breakfast
Why

Why not?

me on the left

Great edition, new episode tomorrow lads

I thought that was Mexico. That's why they call them beaners. They must eat beans with everything

is this /cum/

It's clearly meant to be eaten at dinner

>eats sugarcoated cereal

mmmm

yes

wow looking good today, your man

Brits pack down beans in the AM like you wouldn't belive

cool beans

i'm a fucking stupid little faggot

But dolan trunks is the saviour of white america and like hitler

i'm a fucking stupid little faggot

got called a sniveling little yank here earlier and am coming back to say I'm not going to stand for that shit. who the fuck said it?

>go to clapistan
>they eat 50 deep fried big macs for breakfast
Why?

>faggot
FOY
>faggot
FOY

They also call us spics because we're spic and span

>FOY

FOY

it was ya boi

FOSLY

In Canada it's not uncommon to have beans with breakfast. Unlike those cultureless savages down south you can go into a restaurant here and order a proper English breakfast.

reminder that nonwhite lives have no value at all

i would have no problem killing every mexican on earth it would no different than taking the bins down to the street on pickup day

>who the fuck said it?
Your dad.

>fucking captcha

>anime
>leaf
yeah nah, fuck off

welp fun's over everyone go home

SNAP

what if mexicans were the ones doing the bins

checkmate raciss

Really causes my neural cells to depolarize by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of seratonin at key moments of sensory input.

>airplane
FOY

MODS MODS MODS
/brit/ IS BREAKING GLOBAL RULES
ENFORCE YOUR ARBITRARY BAN OF ALL MLP FRANCHISE RELATED CONTENT OUTSIDE OF /mlp/
RIGHT
NOW

Kill yourselves you fucking scumbags

hey, how are you?

ireland is anglo

we'll always be together
together in electric dreams

Where are le Pippa nudies?

Umm sweetie it literally isn't

hello 2011

really miss her lads

Doing a b8. Seems a BIT too fishy but hopefully can snag a few

Now we wait

opinions on chinky toons?

how many lads has she got lmao

does anyone have that picture of somebody holding a framed photograph in their hand

i think it was of lenny and carl

...

me and the gf

comfy

They're biting!! Haha, runts

rasheed

never finished s2 of ika tbqh

heading down to the jobcentre lads

ireland is celtic with anglo culture

couldn't find a good torrent desu

youtu.be/LY0c6qc95oI
Howe does he do it haha

hospital records twats always take so long to ship

noncery

a lot, never getting involved with British women again evil bucktooth island demons lmao

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copped this

mooooooooooooooot

our soccer team could beat England's to be perfectly honest lads

cucknadians OUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT

>soccer
FOY

king dede

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