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leafs are bad edition

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fuck anglos

canada sucks lol

im jew

>mfw an "anglo" "canadian" calls me a yank

butthurt quebecois sub edition

really loving this, boys. keep it coming.

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What determines your pay grade in the Navy?

Your man tier post

Fuck off Quebec

Fuck off Wales.

Fuck off Yank

reminder

new

Why are American boys so cute?

Why are anglos so inferior to Aryans?

It's the hormones the beef.

>Russia
>yank

why tho

Canadians are literal cucks to the queen lmao
Any retort they come up with can't make up for that

>german """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""empire""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Fucking hell this is stupid
I'm physically uncomfortable looking at this image

supported the yanks in the civil war

canada isn't even a real country lol

>all this muh heritaging

embarrassing 2bh

>He voted for a Kenyan TWICE

God save the Queen. 9/11 best day of my life.

Germanic """"people""""

Kek

Rasheeeeeeeeeed

Americans are literal cucks to Canada

>"Seventy-five percent of Americans surveyed had positive feelings about Canada, 3%negative, the poll found. Canada ranked top on the list of favorable and unfavorable ratings in the national poll."

time.com/4503563/canada-high-approval-polls/

Feel on my wrist/arm while running last night :/

That edgy Canadian in this thread needs to gtfo.

SAYS THE FUCKING MICk

lol

>This post
>your man

will this impersonator fuck off?
youre not funny and a bit cringy to be honest

read that as 'feet' like haha what are you doing with feet on your arm

was it the fapping hand?

doing a poo

This. Dance for me my little American puppets.

Is it a nice poo?

no

They are stealing me lucky charms

see

why are NY countryside towns literally 50% hispanic

lmao i suck willies buds

*poos on your head*
hehehehheehahahHHehhahaahhHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Drop the act.

i could probably poo on my own head if i tried it

*pees in your ear*
nothin personnel ROFL

I bet Anglos can't even double jump

*goes out the other ear*
you better clean that up

*pees in your butt filling your intestines with hot pee*

Puerto Ricans and Dominicans, it's also the most populated city in the US.

hehe *FART*

I specifically said countryside for a reason

It's cheaper I guess.

pro-tip
mexicans (not anglo btw) are really dumb

Get the fuck out of my /cum/

>your man talking about intelligence

Iceland is anglo

mexican """"""""""intellectuals""""""""""

lel does anyone have the original memri video this is from?

dummy

Not this again. Canada isn't yours.

Iceland is Mongol

ireland is a nglo

Iceland is literally anglo

>tfw i am the real your man
>tfw i have caused you all to spazz out and impersonate me
just according to keikaku

post retarded pepe collection

Jump jumpity
jump jumpity
jump jump jump-ee
The more that you shitpost
The more we'll hop free

Iceland is latin

hmm... that doesn't sound right

the more we shitpost, the more Cred Forums goes to the shit.

Drive south, and please sell me drugs.

Iceland is aztec

mexico is american clay

very confused

i cant undelete it

They're Italians, not spics

iceland is iceland

Did Lazy Town get a new bitch to play Stephanie in season 4?

yeah and she's a fucking slant

Serious question. Is there a website about Cred Forums-related topics that isn't just shitpost central like here?

Mexico is American clay
Iceland is Aztec, therefore Mexican clay
Therefore, Iceland is American clay

my cousin was the original Stephanie (Solla Stirða)

i bet half of iceland are your cousins

Well, the other chans like ochochan had it until it died. They left to a chan with no rules, so you guess how fucked that place is. Also, Idk. Such thing would not exist except maybe a history board or whatnot.

yes

i once saw the Robbie Rotten actor in a store
his son was wearing a Sportacus shirt

whats wrong with having no rules
what kind of freedom hater are you
not a real american tb h

That's not how you spell Julianna Rose Mauriello.

Cred Forums didn't use to be filled with shitposting.
I think the site went to shit when we got the new Admin but I remember the shitposting before that. I think all the good users left for /his/ or something

Julianna Rose Mauriello is not the original Stephanie

She's the one I masturbate to.

Canadians are the most powerful race

#leaflivesdontmatter

>reddit user spouting a tumblr meme on Cred Forums
Please get away from me.

why are you so mad at canadians lately
the banter is weak 2bh

business idea: we reply to awful posts with "haha :)" to make the poster think they're getting replied but aren't

youtube.com/watch?v=1mWXO5lNOlw

You guys were arguing with each other earlier. It's easy for people to laugh at two parties when we're not on either side.

What the fuck I've drank 9 beers and I'm only slightly tipsy. Pissing like a race horse though.

haha :)

I lost my job now what do I do?

t. passive aggressive girlfriend

haha :)
haha :)

watch anime and have sex

haha :)
haha :)

Mexico get in here

>65276592

:(

your man was doing that before last thread. he's mad at canucks lately. If I didn't know he was a profound loser in real life I would be offended.

what're you listening to /cum/

youtube.com/watch?v=zMqWHxUbbhQ

M E A T Y

Is it an insult or compliment if someone says you write like a girl

I'm a guy btw

Why are asian men so cute

Good lad

youtube.com/watch?v=zKDFjxXVFrk

youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64
People will just be confused. It's neither.

youtube.com/watch?v=0U_jGVEKr9s

>tfw a bunch of normies at uni are trying to turn me into a normie
>tfw my misery is literally just a game with a funny objective to them

Your man is a little bitch, though.

youtube.com/watch?v=IOY7T3-RrF4

just started the next on my playlist

i like how short most punk albums are, they're rarely more than 40 minutes long so its easy to listen to the whole thing

good taste there btw, cock sparrers fuckin rad

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Should I get an image of this screen printed to a shirt? I have a few hundred brain scans and can't decide which one to use. They're all mine.

Heard it not long ago when some hunter approached me in the woods while I was picking blueberries.

at the end of the day in the case of your shirt, the story is more important than the photo

so choose one you like, and then understand that the average person wouldn't be able to tell the difference between any two of your scans

youtube.com/watch?v=El1kgCqD7Xk

fuck

I think I'll do the one with visible lump.

...good song, really REALLY fucking catchy

Wavemob mix no. 4

It just popped up in my soundcloud feed. Their mixes are pretty good. Very atmospheric, totally instrumental. Kind of like witch house.

I have never posted on reddir or devoamtart

I dig this

your man does not exist

the virus is good hardcore shit mang

if you like it hard and fast heres a global threat

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Ffs i have an unironic crush on a muslim girl

How many dicks came on your face to not be able to read your keyboard?

yes I do

i have a crush on a black grill
gonna ask her out

post songs that give you feels
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TZcWo1UCZQ4

Hey babe

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i really like irish folk

youtube.com/watch?v=aF3fW4Nox9U

youtu.be/TuugP6yjfhE in utter shambles

What country is she from?

my da has a chinese wife so i doubt he'd care
thats some good piping
just downloaded the dubliners entire discography
worth all 5 gigabytes

There's nothing wrong with fucking black women

What's her name?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ybcgc8BQlQQ

egypt

shaybonquisha lafont

Cute muslim girls are okay to have a crush on, they stand out like a diamond in the rough in a religion of violence.

Facebook?

right

sexy as a chechen black widow

i dont use it
i dont have her surname anyway

I want one to shimmy down my peepee.

>be /k/
>parents are no guns liberals
>buy shotgun and keep it hidden in house
>while I'm at college they clean my entire room and find my gun
>they have not brought it up at ALL in conversation
>talk about how much they cleaned my room a lot

what the fuck? aren't they remotely concerned I bought a gun and hid it from them?

youre a big boy now you can have a gun if you like

They are giving you the opportunity to talk about it first. Liberals are meek.

youtube.com/watch?v=H1oHgM2ZNNI


post punk motherfuckers

Not if you can't optimize a gif, queer.

>Russia and Austria
>not Britishtan

I know, but I didn't think they would be so cool with keeping it in their own house. I thought they would do a whole "this is MUH house, so we go by MUH rules". to be honest I haven't made a concerted effort to look for it under my bed (where I left it before), but I found the wood shoulder stock I took off so they obviously know

not sure if I should charge headlong into the topic or what. maybe i'll just leave it alone

they're pretty brash people desu. my dad found my porn stash way back when I was in middle school and called me the fuck out

wut

youtube.com/watch?v=XJlAW0GYjxE&list=PLXWOknZGHywFXqGbBcpmmBLlFCboChyw6

youtube.com/watch?v=gDV1mx1Rwko

honestly theres a possibility they fell for the school shooter meme and think youll kill them if they mention it

Why do ghetto blacks name their child these names


Must be hard for them

we wuz slaves

I think the more plausible explanation is that
A) they know I'm an adult
B) I've been talking about moving out to the west coast (I'm east coast), so maybe they don't want to bear down and just encourage me to move away. I have a whole bunch of books about life in the PNW and they saw them, so that might be it

she has a normal name but im not gonna say it
ghetto names are actually bastardised louisiana creole names

youtube.com/watch?v=_D4YF_eSjnE

Why is your 3 second gif 1 MB?

good post

youtube.com/watch?v=7pvb9WSQW5Q

Too far, dude.

i guess im projecting my own family on you
thats how my mother would react
shed be extremely passive aggressive too
kill yourself

madman

0

kill youself

I just became a YouTube partner. R8 my first video as a partner.
youtube.com/watch?v=OzSABFzs1Gg

youtube.com/watch?v=0GHifA8r_V8

What should I get for dinner

tacos

This one from the UK too
youtube.com/watch?v=vvWEKhGU6X4

Don't lie, baby.

Hot and ready

I have no idea what you mean

This.
Make it a Deep Dish

Not him, but I decided to get one after all. Plus crazy bread and root beer.

>hot and ready
>deep dish
wtf

Shh, your secret is safe with me. Just show me your boipussy and I won't tell anyone.

i was just listening to that one


good as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=ljSuROOUxg8

Fuckin GREAT song

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don't have one

Even better. I'm a lesbian (for real). Post your armpit :3

youtube.com/watch?v=Y5BYbKPN1mE

gay

Getting a Hawaiian deep dish thanks for the input buds

What do you think of British cabaret punk?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZGAPhn8YDuw

youtube.com/watch?v=-xCGz8rc-HY

don't have one

Pineapple does not go on pizza, dad.

That's okay. Just post something. I'm really horny and getting in the shower to jetspray my clitoris is too much effort right now.

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I personally don't like it

youtube.com/watch?v=9MDOKVSN_YM

im gonna beat your fucking ass if you say that again Timmy

not bad

i don't think its punk tho

>tfw your gf spends more time in the shower than she does in bed.

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Fuck you Nathan, I'll curb stop your ass.

I unironically had one too. Still have two slices left for when I wake up.
It's $8 for the deep dish.

>tfw no white trash gf to clean up and eventually marry, have kids together, before she divorces me for some white trash guy

this one is my fav, good shit
youtube.com/watch?v=-KTsXHXMkJA

who else /nomiddlenamehere/?

I want to sexually assault a finn

How the fuck can you not have a middle name?

>sexually assaulting a slav
That's beastiality, m8.

I miss six years ago

I don't have one either

Me too. No one knew I was such a huge loser yet.

beginning of the decade felt so comfy

I want a qt Canadian gf who has trouble saying 'about'

2008-2012 were the best years. Even if I was only in middle school then.

I agree. Those were the highlights of my life.

Y

>18 year olds are here RIGHT NOW

How did they become losers? Also

How old are most of the people ITT?

>18 here

California

16

24

2010 was shit

2012-2014 were better for me

20

24

23

18

I need a picture of Patrick saying, "24!"

19

2013 and 2014 were okay. They just had a different feel than the recession years. 2015 onwards has been utter shit so far in every way imaginable.

Damn you guys are old. How's life after college?

Kinda depressing.

Do you have a job after college, or is it just a meme?

I had a great job but I just got let go the other day.

Getting a wet reckless fucked up my life so just don't drink and drive and you're all good man

24

name one thing that isnt a meme

Never went lmao

anime

kys

Also, can you guys remember 9/11 when it happened? I never heard about it until one of my teachers discussed it in 4th grade.

Yeah I have a job, I work at a car wash.
I didn't actually go to college and now I feel trapped in a dead end job going nowhere in life.

Who cares Jews and Muslims died that day.

Try being a babysitter.

Why is it that Japanese is so pleasant-sounding, whereas Chinese sounds like literal dogshit?

I was also in grade 4, our teacher told us the africans bombed America kek

i do have a middle name ya eejit

Anyone wanna skype

FOL

wanna netflix n chill?

>using skype

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>the Latvian's limbs are in a Swatika

OFFICIAL
THREAD
THEME
whats cum listening to tonight
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmpk4dYJRNk

Ok. Just drunk and wanna talk to people

26 leaf years

But are you girl or boy

Japanese isn't pleasant sounding you weeb. The pretty writing system is the only redeeming factor

whats that in human?

Boy

Do you at least look feminine?

hahaha POOP ahaha, americans POOP can you believe that???

please dont be rude

bout 26 and a half

I was thinking buds, if god created us who created god? Who created the creator of god? How did we come to existence

No, I'm fat and have a beard

Just pretend, okay? There's a reason why people who lie are usually more successful.

succ my fat rolls. IAM FAT N PROUD shitlord

Does your sweat taste like maple syrup?

Time is a property of the universe, it doesn't exist outside of the universe. Things within the universe need to be created, but things outside of the universe just are.

I'm an honorary Canadian cause I can't stop being cancerous and sucking dicks, its an addiction.

need a 14 year old gf

But do you use reddit?

I've never had a human suck on my penis, will you for free?

reported to to csis

hai xD

go to mexico

There is no logical reason that this should be illegal

>I'm an honorary Canadian
It goes without saying.
Browser opens up reddit and Cred Forums when I launch it.
Of course I'm a pro since I'm an active grindr user.

>tfw you will never be good at picking locks

kys

i like to go to parties with deadmau5 music

suicide is haram

post pictures to /cum/, we can choose one for you

Sounds like the most underage hobby you can pick up.

still thinking about dropping my gf lads she's gonna be so sad

Robbing houses is for niggers

what are alabama grills like

>dropping her

like off a ledge or at her place or something?

I'm gonna cornhole me a gook man and watch him scream lol

dropping her into sadness

i dont know

im just doing it for fun user

why don't you know? you live in alabama

I want a son

i never talk to them
i also dont know how to compare them

new

then start talking to them?

I'll give birth to one for you.

Just finished my novel. It's a bizarre experience.

Not even at 300 posts you dumb nigger

jesus wait till 300