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fuck anime

anime

fuck anime

boipucci

went to vietnamese nail parlour recently

they put me in a cage shoved bamboo under my fingernails

Chaos was the law of nature; Order was the dream of man.

anime

why is Iceland's football team so much better than England's lads?

don't want to be mean to the brits, but.....
racial superiority

Lads, we can see both stars and planets in the night sky as bright little dots

But why are we able to see planets? Why do they look like stars? They barely emit any light so how can we see them from billions upon billions of miles away? l

reply to me or ill immigrate to london

Lads, can we get together and invade Iceland? Would be a great bit of banter.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ástandið

>Ástandið (Icelandic: "the condition" or "the situation") is a term used about the influence British and American soldiers had on Icelandic women during World War II. At its peak the population of foreign soldiers was equal to that of Icelandic men. Many of the foreign soldiers would court Icelandic women and estimates of the number of women who married foreign soldiers goes into the hundreds. British men were seen as stronger, more masculine and braver than their Icelandic counterparts, and their exotic nature added to the appeal. Such interaction between Icelandic women and foreign troops was not always well received and the women involved were often accused of prostitution and betraying their home country. Children born to such women are known in Icelandic as ástandsbörn ("children of the condition/situation").
>When the British Army invaded Iceland in 1940 people gathered on the streets to see the troops and the fact that many young Icelandic girls were captivated by them did not go unnoticed. Immediately discussions began over what effect this would have and minimal interaction with the troops was encouraged, but this proved to be difficult as many Icelanders had jobs in some way connected to the troops. A committee was formed which produced a damning report on the soldiers, which shed light on widespread prostitution amongst the troops. Some sources suggest that girls as young as twelve years old were involved in prostitution.

How often do you phone your mum?

Assuming you're not some runt that still lives with their parents.

planets aren't real they are fake and made by the government

I HATE RACISTS GET OUT NOW!!!!!

Britain already had 2 wars with Iceland

We lost both

same reason we can see the moon

Those were not proper wars, the Royal Navy was not allowed to actually sink them. it was basically glorified bumper cars.

Only if I need money

But we can barely see the moon, yet the sun is bright as fuck

How are we able to see dim planets from such a large distance?

there's nothing mean about posting facts user

nothing to scatter light in space

>spend billions on warships
>not allowed to use them in a war
ahh yes

They produce their own light la'

Venus especially produces a lot of light because of all the methane in its atmosphere

2-1

finally got one of the new churchill £5 notes today lads

bits in juice really aren't that bad

gives it texture

i was a part of the crew of contractors who were hired to place explosives inside Kötlu as a fail-safe, in case of a foreign attack.

don't even THINK about thinking about invading Iceland

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feels like genuine money that you can handle and not some papery shite that will fall apart 2bh

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Patrician taste desu

Do you think it'd still work now? Ha ha ha

like to stick my bits in juice desu

>fedora thread has been deleted on Cred Forums after 2 days of pure unadulterated sophisticated satire of the highest calibre

Leeds is the equivalent of Cleveland

>tfw got banned for fedoraposting a month ago

should i start using conditioner lads?

*closes eyes*
*picks a webm*

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

maybe?

i personally don't use soap, shampoo or conditioner

got banned for mlp once because a fedora picture had the guy wearing an mlp shirt

>the janitor

So now that the chon has been sold to the Cuck who runs SomethingAwful are there gonna be big changes around here?

fucking nutter

want to visit NYC then rent a car and go to some small yank countryside town and maybe do some hiking nearby

>i personally don't use soap, shampoo or conditioner

Link to the archive pls

>i personally don't use soap, shampoo or conditioner

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you gotta be 25+ to rent a car here chap

i know it breaks your heart
moved to the city in a broke-down car

reckon there are actually loads of lonely people

I often see bored people aimlessly walking about. the same type of people that would speak to you in the street about anything

worn out faces

which one of you lads is going to give me a lift from Stansted this December

reckon I'd crash within 10 minutes. different side of the road, different signs, different layout etc

are you retarded? i've driven in europe tons of times, doesn't take much getting used to. you probably don't even drive in the UK do you you spastic

>british education
>yank education

never mind I found out haha

the majority of the dots in the sky are distant stars. the only planets are those in our solar system

cheers

haha

LOL

>finally pluck up the courage to go to my GP
>he refers me to hospital
>sets up the appointment
>pussy out, take a handful of etiz and fall asleep
feel like dying 2bh
I was so fucking close

what's so scary about the GP

why do you need to see a GP and why did he refer you?

huh... woah

touches your bollocks and that

what's troubling you my lad?

trump

It's a leg injury
I've lived with it for years because, ya know, it's not life threatening
but I was getting my hopes up and getting it fixed so I can ride a bike again

too bad I'm a complete fucking sperg who can't even talk to another human being without being heavily intoxicated

another night wasted

>getting it fixed so I can ride a bike again

why are you scared of talking to people

do british people really have separate faucets for hot and cold at the sink? what if you want lukewarm water to wash your hands?

howling at the thought of several yanks spread throughout america, some in bumfuck countryside nowhere, who are fluent in british culture and can use the slang, all because of /brit/

wish I knew m8

it's a stupid fucking system that some companies are STILL putting in new builds today because of muh Culture

bit mental innit

>do british people really have separate faucets for hot and cold at the sink?
in older installations yes but id say most places don't have this anymore

>what if you want lukewarm water to wash your hands?
usually the hot tap is pleasantly warm

sometimes its scalding though and then you just have to use the cold

>usually the hot tap is pleasantly warm
hm maybe when you first turn on the boiler or the hot water is running out

doing a poo and having a think about you

youtube.com/watch?v=FkF_XpA5P48

hmm...

Yoga 710?

yes?

Hey Patrick, how's mergers and acquisitions going?

not a fan of how big russia is

does it feel good?

almost twice as big as Iceland

Does a travel lodge lock its doors at night? or can you turn up late at like 1am to stay in your room

nah, they have a 24 hour reception

you want their natural resources for 50 cents

why does China still call themselves communist ffs they're more capitalist than america

>to get from north korea to norway you'd only have to travel through one country

found this funny picture haha

doublethink is mandatory in totalitarian regimes

Beans?

Why are so many websites HTTPS nowadays

There isn't anything even sensitive to secure

Does country music exist outside of the US

alri lads, just got home haha

is it a bad idea to walk around yank city streets? will you just get shot and killed

feel like they drive so they don't get shot

take a pic haha don't believe you lol

user, haha. Where did you find this one?!

>First time browsing /brit/
>Full of Americans and Canadians

Oh. p-please love us.

maybe in detroit

everything is looking significantly brighter than it did just a couple months ago

it's all yours friend

395
canadians fuck off

Your mandem

They're all asleep you fucking leaf

dudes I spent my whole 401k on hersheys and soda. also I got caught jaywalking on 4th street yesterday. radical dude

it's real nigga hours

starting to wish we stayed in the European Union to be honest lads

stay out of niggerville and you'll be fine

Don't think so, or at least it's not a big thing

I guess the equivalent for countries that actually have history would be folk music

i'm not so it probably cancels you out

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time to climb into bed and pass out, goodnight lads

Obviously we have it in Canada and Australia, Quebec also has a big country music industry in French. I weirded out when I first heard British/Irish country though. Here's an Irish version of an Alabama song.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=uSTeUpLsgHE

not a fan of that mess

that is a disgusting arsehole

would though obviously

ahahahahaha (((he))) is going to post machines

might take a nap

is he ok?

yeah we have a few famous lesbian country singers here

i figure nothing could stop me if i got myself one of these

>Said i would go out with someone tomorrow
>Really dont feel like it but it would be cruel to cancel

ah yes

you would run out of gas within 30 minutes

that is NOT a fucking machine

normie fucking twat

it's not about what you drive
it's about HOW you drive

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Any lads make it out there?

so with a booster seat

north korea is best korea....not joking

what game should I download lads
something like morrowind

much better desu

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It has the nakedness of the world before the first man – or of the cindered planet after the last.

take a good look lads, this is what men had to make do with just a few generations ago

Why is British hip hop so shitty lmao

post machines

nice

>white hand
>niggas

uhhh. bit racist hun xx

post FUCKING machines

I like a lot of Canadian country musicbut I don't get why they feel the need to put on a southern drawl, I guess everyone in the genre does it though.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=2EtMQeBOguA

m.youtube.com/watch?v=IwvitleuJXc

God I miss Alberta so much.

>thought I sounded fairly affluent
>listen to my voice
>sound like proper cockney chav scum

now obummer has been caught up in hillary's email scandal by using pseudonyms to protect his identity, and her IT guy literally said "Hillary's coverup operation" in one of the emails released by the FBI

but there's still no way to prove intent :^)

dumb pirate frogposter

Post vocaroo

I never thought I had an accent but last year when I was in America the waitress immediately noticed it and asked if I was from Canada.

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he a light skin nigga

That's so odd. Country is just one of those genres you'd think wouldn't have much of a market outside of the states due to it being so stereotypically American.

read this as armenia

very seriously doubt this unless you were talking about maple syrup and refugees are welcome

m.youtube.com/watch?v=phBtZnEtRwY

taking a shit lads

you lads can never be pleased desu

Good lad, keep us updated

> shit

foy

so lads i rejected sex with a munter with big tits, am I too ugly for fit girls to approach or do I need to approach them?

This isn't even me and it's still painful as fuck to read.

this is page is just controled opposition and there are goyim who believe they are fighting the establishment

She nasty

Checked

australia more like asstralia

Checked 2bh

DemocracyNow and Pacifica Radio are Trotskyist organizations

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typical /brit/ GET

am I the only one here who finds public hair to be absolutely disgusting?

i find people who can't spell pubic hair to be disgusting

there are ""stalinists"" in the west who follow the establishment line as well

Doesn't bother me. I won't eat a girl out of she has pubes though.

Mexican is starting to form whole sentences

>public hair

Women should cover their hair in public desu

YO WHY DIS GUY THREATENIN
SAYIN HE GUNNA COME SEND FOR ME LIKE HE AINT LETTIN IN

SEE THIS GUYS GETTIN BRAVE
BUT LIKE MOST OF THESE PARKS I COME WITH A METAL SWING

SEE THIS GUYS ON A HYPE BUT I'LL SETTLE HIM
CUZ IM FRESH LIKE A MOUTH WITH DENTYL IN

>shit get in /brit/
>fucking aussie
everytime.

el islandés

FUMING at this janny lately
Literally being banned daily ( if not multiple times a day) for completely innocuous SFW posts with bullshit reasons.

Got banned for putting the words "K-pop" alongside a webm of some Korean woman shooting negros

This is honestly reduce loud especially when actual porn and shitposts cover the board constantly.

16 year olds detected. Hairy pussies are patrician

what does patrician means though

good, you deserve it you dumb fucking leaf, now run back to /cum/

Complaining about moderation is a bannable offense you sad sack of weeb shit

nah m8 i had to make do with it myself when i was a normie teenager in the 90s before shaving/waxing was mainstream

Well aren't you just Mr Intellectual

>had dutch neighbors when i was a kid
>they would routinely eat shit like intestines and liver
>their house smelled like spoiled meat and mold

clearly not as it has become rare enough to be considered a niche fetish
all i can say is the Hollywood kikes have done a magnificent work setting false unattainable images of attractiveness to anyone under 40
if i wasn't one myself I'd be pissed hahaha

Continentals are like that lad.

Uncivilised.

founding families of rome

windy out

nothing wrong with that

thanks
ps. post the machines

>tfw can't use "One" as an indefinite article or people will think you're a posh cunt

I was out on tuesday with a guy who proudly claimed he was a part of the 'alt right' and who kept spouting /brit/ memes and Trump memes. I just smiled awkwardly because i didnt know how to react. How am i supposed to act if i actually meet some other degen

doesnt look very tasty

No they're expressly Trotskyist

I listen to Pacifica Radio because it's essentially just the left wing Info Wars in that they're always peddling conspiracy theories about the government hiding the cure for cancer etc

DemocracyNow! advocates for the dissolution of the government
That's Trotskyist not Stalinist

Trotskyism is stateless
Stalinism has a state apparatus so large it is present in every facet of existance

My router is unplugged atm
Just saying the janny is on a power trip and banning over mundane shit, meanwhile letting actual rule breakers go

>public hair to be absolutely disgusting?
>public hair
I beg your pardon?

>Trotskyism is stateless

That means they are closer to true communism LOL

that's very culturally insensitive

jesus

I'm no vegetarian but I don't like to see what my food looked like before it was killed

Reminds me of my grandad who used to eat pigs feet, tongue and all that weird shit

my bollocks pictured

>spouting /brit/ memes

did he just say 'doing a poo' over and over?

lucky bastards
THIS

let me guess, testicles?

youtube.com/watch?v=RgLFKWy04eE

i've never eat balls, is there like a capsule in the middle thats just full of spunk

>clearly not as it has become rare enough to be considered a niche fetish
this

>be me
>always consider footballers cunts for not celebrating with their teams when they score a goal
>score a worldie myself
>avoid all my teammates so the females knew i scored a goal and see me as an eligible batchelor

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>one chance at life
>not born in china
I'm literally crying right now.

there is a youtuber who larps as a maorist who has said shit against putin, and there is a ""stalinist"" party in greece called KKE who says shit against russian-syrian relations and putin(even though he should be called tankie)

>when i was a normie
fuck off normie
>teenager in the 90s
fuck off grandpa

No one cares

Really want a Prawn sandwich or a sausage roll desu

Called Farage based and said the thing about a racist in Greggs. Deffo an r/Cred Forums poster at least

Not a single part of your post is true

you're so insufferable I suspect you might be a parody

>is there like a capsule in the middle thats just full of spunk

No

Unruhe?

fuck, so that was the reason?

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yeah, i think is him

>you will never be an Israeli Irish folk singer

youtube.com/watch?v=l0LshUxIvBw

I like this song a lot
Its good that Snowden is getting so much attention and praise now.

youtube.com/watch?v=nqFKjz4l9u0

hes been at this for like 4 years, if it's a parody he's really dedicated

what

youtube.com/watch?v=X_OtjRHmV-g

>girl with full on pizza face acne underneath makeup
>have skincare routine full of toxic products for morning and night
>girl with clear skin and zero acne
>just washes face with water and soap

Ah yes tell me how much those skincare products work

what the fuck britain
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmpk4dYJRNk

>I listen to Pacifica Radio
Me too, their podcasts (democracy now), irregularly

It's weird because I had always been sure the female presenter was black.
She just has a black voice.

>icelad eats goat balls

Why do girls always have terrible skin?

info whores are fucking funny though, and david duke at least pretend to really hate the kikes

>american education

doesn't recognise them as ram's testicles

>the word "Woman" comes from the Old French word "Wêmégner" (baking) which comes from Latin "Vulmaernia" (to cook)

It is which is a big reason that lead to the schism within the communist movement
Stalin wanted a large authoriarian state that ruled with an iron fist (which is antithetical to Karl Marx's teachings) while Trotsky wanted to spread a much more mundane form of socialism that would eventually result in the dissolution of the state apparatus once people had fully embraced communist ethics

because make up is bad for your skin

they wear it to be pretty but it in turn makes them more ugly

ironic huh

why is tears for fears so fucking good lads
youtube.com/watch?v=ZZyGDiUnta4

the patriarchal kikes had used women like gloria steinem to convince goyim that getting married is wrong

ALL make-up is unattractive

yes, not sure about the song though

pardonsnowden.org

not even a coincidence

>only result on google is

Icelad confirmed for nu male

When will Iceland stop their attack on British businesses

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-37451964

>"Wêmégner"
what

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He never had no time for reds
For drink or dice or whores
And he never threw a fight
Unless the fight was right
So they sent him to the war

no
subtle makeup can only make a girl more attractive
its only when they cake it on and get shit skin that its bad.
so many girls have REALLY bad skin its crazy

i've got more hair on my bollocks than you could grow on your head, sonny

i'll shit in your mouths you freshers

ahahah

>tfw no gf

I started listening to it because they shared airspace with the only jazz station in the area

I'm fairly conservative myself but I like to listen to dissenting opinions and consider all points of view
Who knows something I hear may change my outlook

Always pays to keep an open mind

Found a revolver in my mother's attic lads
Fucking thing doesn't even have a safety

ALL make-up is unattractive on attractive people*

t. sophomore

>i'll shit in your mouths you freshers

>ahahah

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we should probably just nuke them

blow your head off for a laugh

me in the back

listening to some proper sick, deep, rolling techstep lads x

youtube.com/watch?v=ITl3bddN34M

thanks to an icelander he killed himself

>tfw no Jennie gf

>revolver
>safety

lel'd

>>I'm fairly conservative myself but I like to listen to dissenting opinions and consider all points of view
>Who knows something I hear may change my outlook
>
>Always pays to keep an open mind
wow same

been watching a lot of pro-hillary stuff recently even to try and understand why people could possibly support her. i still don't know why though. she's wretched

Post more of these memes

>that silhouette on the right looks black

em, no thanks, i don't listen to rap hop x

Business idea: abolish the monarchy and unite the UK and Ireland under racial socialism

fucking loser couldn't even blow his brains all over the wall
imagine being such a fuckup that you can't even kill yourself right

fuck I remember the first time I watched this on the internet in around 2005 (I was like 10), really fucked me up for a few days, now it's whimsical

still can't properly watch that chechen video with the captured russian soldiers though

nothing wrong with that. Björk is amazing

youtube.com/watch?v=pYyyqIZTvYY

didn't even open

>why people could possibly support her
College kids, women, and people who believe everything they see on tv

fortunately that recent poll shows that 70% of americans distrust the media, and honestly nobody likes brain damaged safe space millenials.

I feel ashamed for doubting my fellow man. First the brexit, and next trump. There is hope for humanity yet.

have to seen the video of the man who is tearing his eye apart?

>A Radio 1 DJ recognised as one of the pioneers of drum'n'bass music was yesterday sentenced in Dubai to four years in prison for possession of cannabis. Grooverider, whose real name is Raymond Bingham, was found guilty of possession and illegally bringing marijuana into the United Arab Emirates.

free the mandem

You literally can't decock it without pulling the trigger, and the hammer sometimes lets go even without pulling the trigger

>fuck some fat girl last year in uni several times
>see her tonight
>hitting on girl
>she deliberately fucks it up

what the fuck is wrong with her

Bjork was worth it.
youtube.com/watch?v=26sP2WsA5cY

one of the few artists who's entire discography I enjoy and think is quality.

>still can't properly watch that chechen video with the captured russian soldiers though
I've managed to avoid that one as well as the one with the ukrainian serial killers

Seen some BRs hacking a woman to death with a machete once though

literally most of the shit you post is obvious try hard made up bollocks. go drown in a toilet you cringeworthy fucking spastic

she thinks you're a loser mate lmao

saw doctors are a good band tbph

youtube.com/watch?v=Ch4sLDBBQYE

musical genius

his own eye? don't think so and don't really want to either haha

when I was an edgy teenager I tried to watch a couple of the classic torture videos, think I've watched my fair share

>Bjork + Moomins
could it be any more perfect?
youtube.com/watch?v=aVQlJDtzUbo

>them replies

ooof nothing nicer than a bit of rolling liquid

youtube.com/watch?v=dM0_6Bm-Adc

enjoy

it's the most uncomfortable video ive seen

i could post it on /brit/pol/ if you are curious

3 guys 1 hammer? Watched a good chunk of that a good few years ago on one of those shitty "watch until the end" threads on forums lel

I think I've seen the machete one, that was pretty recent though wasn't it? Didn't seem as bad for some reason

Surgery videos aren't really comparable to torture/gore

that's not the one
the one i'm talking about is worse/better

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something very satisfying about calling in a request for a song to a radio station then listening to it.

requested this from the local Rock station and got to listen on my ride home for work.
youtube.com/watch?v=6QW_xi-5Gho

>I think I've seen the machete one, that was pretty recent though wasn't it? Didn't seem as bad for some reason
It was on Cred Forums I believe. I don't remember it having much blood. It was more eerie than shocking to me

really?

Yeah honestly don't come across many people who share my outlook seems like most just want to stay inside whatever hugbox they chose for themselves

I don't think Hillary has any really hardcore supporters like Trump does or Obama did in '08

I think it's more that people see Trump as a buffoon and unfit for office than actually liking Hillary
They're thinking I'm fairly certain is something like "well she's been in government her whole life so even though she sucks at least she knows the system"

you lads should check out some of the isis videos if you want snuff.

the production/direction is top tier.

me? heh, no thanks, kid.

youtube.com/watch?v=NbfxNoYxMhI

know that feeling when you feel drawn to something bizarre and just feel like watching it repeatedly

it annoys me how a lot of them dismiss this email investigation as a conspiracy against hillary and say that none of it is true

desu I don;t think that will be enough to win, apathetic support isn't that helpful, especially against such rabid enthusiasm.
never understood people who get so angry and personally offended when someone disagrees with them on something, especially wank like politics.

liveleak.com/view?i=2ed_1432075070
Here it is if anyone wants to watch this shit

Really

nope.jpg

the editing makes it look "unrealistic"
it blurs the line between movie violence and real life

I'm headed down south to the land of pines

>never understood people who get so angry and personally offended when someone disagrees with them
who's angry here? are you retarded?

go sperg elsewhere, leaf

she really symbolises everything that's wrong with modern western politics. my bluepilled friends don't seem to understand why (with a heavy heart) I would probably vote for trump.

what a horrible choice to have to make though.

New thread

man Taiwan has some really beautiful mountain ranges

do not recommend. the backstory is fucking sad, too, I think because I actually knew it going into it the video had a worse affect on me. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs

in terms of sheer violence the chechen video with the knife in the throat has got to be worse, but yea. not a fan of this one either.

fuck knows why I used to look at this crap tho