Rank these 5 countries and explain your reasoning

Rank these 5 countries and explain your reasoning.

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norway
finland
sweden
denmark
island

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1.Norway
2.Island
3.Denmark
4.Finland
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5.Sweden

>Norway:
+Based Bacalhau
+Nice people
+Non-cucked

>Niceland:
+Also some bacalhau
+Nice people
+Non-cucked
- a bit inbred.


>Finalland:
+ Amusingly weird people
+ mämmi
+ Non-cucked by rapefugees
- Sometimes too weird
- No bacalhau
- Flag stealing gyppos.

>Denmark
+Not Sweden
-Weird orangey chads
-Never show up here

>Sweden
-yes

I love your skin oh so white
I love your touch cold as ice
And I love every single tear you cry
I just love the way you're losing your life

Ohohohohoh my Baby, how beautiful you are
Ohohohohoh my Darling, completely torn apart
You're gone with the sin my Baby and beautiful you are
So gone with the sin my Darling

>1. Finland
Beloved homeland.

>2. Denmark
Fun people, crushing down on shitskins and SJWs, nice pastries and good beer.

>3. Norway
Great scenery, oil money and a wholesome, active culture with loads of fun winter sports and arson.

>4.

>5. Sweden and Iceland
Both cucked in to oblivion, degenerate as fuck, retarded politics, although Iceland has got less refugees (which appears to be about to change).

1. Finland
2. Iceland
3. Norway
4. Denmark
5. Sweden

>1. Finland
Finland is first b/c of memes and nice knives also they're uncücked

>2. Iceland
Iceland b/c it's an isolated island out of Yurop and its relatively safe to go to.

>3. Norway
First Europeans to arrive at America and I like them for that so they they're in the middle of the list.

>4. Denmark
Controlled Norway, don't like them very much.

>5. Sweden
Self-explanatory if you're a 4channer.

1. Sweden
2. Finland
3. Iceland
4. Norway
5. Denmark

I like Swedish people irl, only memelords dislike Swedes. Finland seems like a cool place. Iceland is an island. Norway has a bunch of mountains and fjords. Denmark is last.

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I know you want it even more, i can see you are pretty feminine and most likely ready to get used like whore.

P-pls give me ur cummieeeesssss

Enrich me with your masterrace seed

1. Finland for the quality memes they create :^)
2. Iceland because of their sagas and they seem genuinely chill
3. Norway I'm neutral about
4. Cuckistan should be obvious why
5. Denmark because of the Dane's law fuck you Danes stay out of Anglo land

Norway
Denmark
Finland
Iceland

ísland: good sósa, ð
norway: language sounds nice
denmark: rod grod
finland: don't know much about them
sweden: yes

1: Denmark
2: Iceland
3: Finland
4: Norway
5: Swedistanbongo
Because Denmark are literally harder on immigration now than any of the others, Carlsberg, tashty Biscuits, and we always help each other in the Eurovision.
2016 is the year the Wider World realised how Based Iceland are.
Finland love a good drink like us, effectively defended their country singlehandedly against the largest army in the World at the Time and Won.
Oslo is supposed to look like the Congo these days, despite Norway being outside the EU HOW the fuck do ye manage something as ridiculous as that?!
Don't get me started on Sweden, I have never seen a country fall as hard as they did. Going from Vikings to the utter state they find thenselves in now is simply Mind-Boggling.

l-lewd

denmark
finland
norway
sweden
iceland

1. Danmark
2. Denmark
3. Dinmark
4. Donmark
5. Dunmark

Denmark
Sweden
Finland
Norway
Iceland

Danmark first is the only right choice. They are the Chads of Scandinavia

If post like these were actually females i would have impregnated over hundred of womens.

t. le memelord "Am I cool yet guys?" contrarian

Only Finland have beaten Russia among these countries

1. Iceland for their language.
2. Finland for their memes.
3. Denmark for their rarity.
4. Sweden for Ikea meatballs and very convenient buckets of lingonberry sauce.
5. Norway for Lillehammer.

cry more pls

I'm OK with them putting Denmark over Sweden though.

>1. Norway
Rich
>2. Iceland
Elves
>3. Finland
Memes
>4. Denmark
Hans Christian Andersen
>5. Sweden
SJW Culture

>Iceland
>Cucked
Are you retarded? They only took in about 100 refugees and will not accept more

1.Iceland
2: Denmark
3:Norway
4: Sweden
5: Finland

Norway = Iceland > Denmark = Finland > Sweden

Red, blue and flags white are the best,

red and white or blue and white same difference,

blue and yellow meh

1. Norway
They have money
2. Iceland
Best friend to Latvia
3. Finland
They had that one sniper
4. Denmark
Next to Germany
5. Sweden
They have a WRC stage?

What's Denmark doing to brown folks and sjws?

>all these people not realizing how sjw-infested Iceland is
It's even worse than Sweden. Shit's going to burn quick once they import some refugees.

we're just a bit more strict about immigration and actually kick the people out that doesnt benefit the country in any way.

1.Sweden
2.Irrelevant ones
self explanatory

Finland
>hilariously retarded people

Denmark
>potato in mouth, but best history and Tivoli

Iceland
>beautifully irrelevant

Norway
> S M U G. No I don't care about your HDI.

Sweden
>yes

Can I eat your poo poo?

Flag checks out

Norway
Iceland
Denmark
Sweden
Finland

We will remember this.

Justify sending more aid to Brasil please?

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t. joseph kony

It goes to saving the rainforest, actually. And I don't think I have to justify the attempt of saving the rainforest.

1. >Islanti
-Based language
2. >Suomi
-Also based language
3. >Tanska
-They don't take shit from no-one
4. >Norja
-Bit arrogant but generally ok people
5. >Ruotsi
-Narcissistic and sound like bunch of homos

>Denmark
literally Netherlands 2.0
>Iceland
top lads
>Norway
Also top lads, but less than Iceland
>Finland
Top bantz

>Sweden
lol

what are these homo names u fuccboi

Take a guess.

Finland > Norway > Iceland > Denmark > Sweden

Norway
Iceland
Sweden
Finland
Denmark

make me non-anglo scum

Sounds like you are jealous of our manly aesthetics and superiour language.

Finland
Iceland
Sweden
Norway
Denmark

Because obviius reasons.

sommaren är kort jag mycke mycket bort
jag är bög var är min rumpa dildo

Finland
Iceland
Sweden
Norway
Denmark

This is just based on how much exposure I've had to each country. Finns remind me of a weird version of Irish, so favourite. I really have nothing against any of these countries though they all seem fine

okej

>Finland
Muh homeland. I like it and we are the least cucked nordic country, so that's a big +

>Norway
Been there over 10 times and i really like the scenery and people. I might move to there one day.

>Sweden
Everyone knows that Stockholm and everything below that city is filled with brown people, but northern Sweden is fine. I've also been to Sweden many times and i honestly couldn't see any differences between northern Sweden and Finland apart from the language.

>Denmark
I don't know much about this country, but it's too packed for my likes. I guess they're more extroverted than rest of us

>Iceland
Don't know much about Iceland either. NO TREES

Did lithuanian athlets commite suicide while taking photos or what?

Estonia, faroes
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power gap
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swede, denmark, norway, finland, iceland

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liked the old Sweden though

You know, Finns sang songs about it when Japanese beat the Russians in 1904-1905.

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1st Norway: it has aleks
2nd Denmark: it has subhuman trash
3rd Finland: I dont fucking know anything about it
4th Iceland: it has cool cartels
5th Sweden: islam

finland
icland
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denmark
norway
sweden

Denmark (attractive, not cucked, copenhagen is nice)
Norway (Rich, attractive, a bit boring)
Finland (autistic, bleak, not too bad though)
Iceland (barren for the most part, nothing to do)
Sweden (cucked beyond recognition)

sweden
norway
denmark
finland
iceland

cuck

Denmark
Norway
Finland
Iceland
Sweden

I don't know enough about any of them to make educated guesses, this is just from what little I know.

>everyone is bashing Sweden
>master race finboi feels bad about this
>post this obvious lie
The Finnbois truly are the most noble humans on earth

nobody invited you here vladi

1. Denmark
+good balanced country overall
+can think rationally

2. Norway
+rich
+beautiful nature
+somewhat rational thinking

1 / 3.Finland
+good education system
+good perception on human values
+makes competitive countries look like retards
+not SJW
-depressing nature

4. Sweden
+good country overall
+very friendly people
+beautiful nature
-SJW infested
-immigrant infested
-government prioritizes immigrants over ethnic Swedes

>All this Sweden bashing ITT

To be fair to Sweden they are slowly realizing how fucked they have behaved the last two decades. Swedish immigration policies are very quickly changing to something akin to what Denmark and Norway does.

I think in a couple of years time the Sweden >yes meme won't really be based on anything substantial anymore, since their immigration policy has finally 'assimilated' with the rest of Scandinavia.

But it will be fun to see how their political and journalistic elite will relate to the historic mistake that was the 90-00 pc movement. Public apologies are probably off the table, but it'll be fun to see how close to that we get.

>All this Sweden bashing ITT

To be fair to Sweden they are slowly realizing how fucked they have behaved the last two decades. Swedish immigration policies are very quickly changing to something akin to what Denmark and Norway does.

I think in a couple of years time the Sweden >yes meme won't really be based on anything substantial anymore, since their immigration policy has finally 'assimilated' with the rest of Scandinavia.

But it will be fun to see how their political and journalistic elite will relate to the historic mistake that was the 90-00 pc movement. Public apologies are probably off the table, but it'll be fun to see how close to that we get.

Norway-fjords
Finland-northwest Russia
Iceland-green
Sweden-pickled herrings
Denmark-Disappointment when compared to hamlet.

What are you waiting faggot delete one post you are triggering my autism

>-depressing nature
You don't like forests and lakes?

Never

I am using my meme powers to project your nature. Isn't like 80% of your land depressing in nature? And isn't that picture cherry picked from a southern place during the peak of summer?

80% of our nature is just thick forests and lakes. that pic isn't really cherrypicked.

I see. I need more meme power.

1. Finland
2. Denmark
3. Norway
4. Iceland
5. Sweden

sweden
god tier people, top tier nature, most well balanced, + most glorious history

norway
gr8 people, elder god tier nature, we wuz wikings

finland
also god tier people, greatest ally, great nature

iceland
good people, amazing unique nature

denmark
also good but definitely the worst, disgusting flat land and inferior cuisine

>depressing

Buying everystuff in iceland is fucking expensive because they have to import everything from other cunts

I can only relate to depression when I see that image. If you ever wanted to prove me otherwise, I'd have learn your culture, and then begin to live a delusion that your surroundings aren't depressing.

LISTEN BUDDY YOU BETTER DELETE THAT OR ELSE

help that guy that drowing, dude

>not wanting to drive at lightspeed with snowmobiles in winter

>stage one
>brag about racing snowmobiles to foreigners
>..
>..
>..
>..............................
>finally arrive in Finland
>commit suicide after 2 days

>you will never live in Finland

1. Finland - spurdo, ancient finnic kingdoms, memes
2. Sweden - only intelligible language, decent people, mountains
3. Denmark - Victoria flammel, vikangs history, legos
4. Norway - mountains, fjords, rich, also vikangs
5. Iceland - small and isolated, volcanoes, and Aurora borealis

>depressing in nature
I don't know how forest can be depressing. Maybe for danes, isn't your country basically a one big grass field?

Did people always hate Sweden or is it just since we started helping refugees in 2014?

1.Denmark
2.Finland
3.Norway
4.Iceland
5.Sweden

You can barely call it sweden anymore tbqh

I don't really hate it, I'm just worried. You didn't deserve this.

been a meme since 2008 I guess

1. Norway because they have mountains and like ski jumping.

2. Iceland because they have culture or irrelevancy and neutrality.

3. Sweden is overall pretty cool, but way too cucked these days.

4. Denmark in close tie with Sweden; kinda boring flatlanders.

5. Finland, cold also dark.

>isn't your country basically a one big grass field
unfortunately that is somewhat true.

Region Zealand and the Capital Region are flat af

Funen and Jutland on the over hand, have some small hills, which makes it look exotic for flatlanders.

Finland: cool place
Denmark: cheap beer
Sweden: good place to live but a bit boring
Iceland: interesting nature but irrelevant
Norway: very expensive and boring

>You didn't deserve this
t. Cai-Göran

1) Finland - Extreme robots, vodka, sauna, puukkos, reindeers hunters, very cold, very dark, comfy

2)Iceland - beautiful landscapes, ice, they are literally 300k inhabitants

3)Norway - fjords, i think norwegians are ok people, cucky

4)Denmark - Extreme normals, literally everyone is a norm, cucky, nothing interesting about denmark

5)Sweden - cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck, sandinggers, yung lean

Sweden
Denmark
Norway
Finland
Iceland

I ranked them after time spent in them

Being cucked doesn't necessarily have to do with in an influx of refugees. I'm talking culturally cucked. Spend a few months in Reykjavik and you'll get what I mean.

t. joni-viljami 16v

Finland
Norway
Iceland
Denamark
Shit
Stinky Poo Poo
Turds
Scat
Poo
Smelly Poo
Shitty Poo
Sweden

Fuck Sweden

fuck off sven

the current ruling party would never ever have been elected in Sweden, being an anti-EU conservative farmer's party that opposes much immigration

Then why was everyone I encountered a staunch SJW type? Seriously, the capital region is just as degenerate as any other place in Western Europe.

>B-but this is just isolated to Reykjavik

Reykjavik is fucking Iceland. What else you've got? Akureyri?

why are capital areas such cancer? like everytime

1. Sweden
2. Denmark

all the rest are meme countries who should belong to Sweden and Denmark

upvote this if u agree

Meh, Kallio and the university grounds are conservative and modest compared to Reykjavik 101 and the area around the haskoli.

this

fuck sweden

Iceland
Denmark
Finland
Sweden
Norway

it's isolated to the Reykjavík town center
you'll find sjws everywhere else but it's only in the very center where literally everyone is, the inhabitants are called latte drinking wool scarfs (euphemism for clueless liberals)

the east and west sides and the suburbs are much better and the countryside much better than they are

also the most popular party in Icelandic history since independence and has been in all but like 3 or 4 governments since 1931 is a center right conservative party in stark contrast with the swedish socialists

>Denmark is normie
Why do everyone say this? Is i based on the activity on this board? I don't think you can do that.

Danes are universally known for being ligeglad alcoholists and hippies

Kopavogur is / was just as bad as 101, just a tid bit more skateboarding wiggers living there. Keflavik has got a boatload of niggers chained up for God knows what reason.

The countryside is always more sane, but seeing how Iceland's population is distributed I'd say that you've got a problem.

Being Center or Right in a Nordic context doesn't mean shit though.

But you've got Domino's pizza, I'll give you that.

>Keflavik has got a boatload of niggers
Because
1. Rvk is full of racist ass niggers that don't want refugees
2. Because its literally the closest town to the airport.
>niggers chained up
Well its not like you can let them run free, unlike in Sweden

1. Norway
+nature
+outdoors culture
+nice people
+hunting and fishing
+rich
-bitch history apart from WE WUZ where they are still subpar to us
-rich because they got lucky
-rich because we let them be
-fuck you norway

2. Denmark
+sensible people
+proper lads
+good beer and food
+good historical cities
-worst nature
-everyone is a chad or stacy
-extremely degenerate youth culture
-still cucked imo

3. Iceland
+beautiful nature
+interesting language and culture
+close community
+nice people
-cucked
-self-destructive
-a bit too remote
-could get boring

4. Sweden
+good nature
+nice historical cities
+good food
+good industry
+full of ressources
+guns
-cucked
-sandniggers and beggars everywhere
-nanny state
-systembolaget
-self-destructive
-smug
-everyone is a feminist
-thought policing

5. Finland
+good memes
+comfy
+good nature
+OG and interesting language
-too autistic
-inferiority complex to sweden
-seems extremely boring
-they seem too weird
-seems depressing
-just seems very unremarkable and boring. Like denmark without all the qualities that make denmark good pretty much
+innovative

Just one more demonstration in Austurvöllur and they'll be set free.

Kópavogur is not nearly as bad as 101 m8, not even close
in general it's probably
101 >>>>> Hafnarfjörður > Reykjavík east > Kópavogur > Reykjavík west > Mosfellsbær > Seltjarnarnes > Garðabær > Álftanes (which is practically the countryside anyway)

Keflavík and the entire peninsula and Breiðholt (suburb in east Reykjavík) are the nigger and polack containment areas

>Being Center or Right in a Nordic context doesn't mean shit though.
but it does
we haven't imported hundreds of thousands of muslims and niggers and have turned entire cities into north Istanbul
we haven't sold out the country to the socialists in Brussels
we haven't made our country the laughingstock of the world and an example to others on why socialism is insane

Oh, they'll be set free alright
At the middle of the Atlantic ocean

1. denmark

better than sweden in most ways, truly an inspiration

2. sweden

the only real country in scandinavia

3. norway

good because rich but mediocre in every other way

4. finland

down's syndrome sweden

5. iceland

åland-tier

Finland
Norway
Iceland
Denmark
Sweden

Finland because my other home country (mother's side of senpai)
Iceland for being top-tier oldschool scandi viking nature awesomeness
Denmark for being chill as fuck
Sweden for having tons of cool metal bands (better than Finland's usually tbqh sorry Finland)
Norway is also great but you're too expensive

Can I use this as an album cover

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1. Finland
It's ebin :DDDDD
2.Norway
Nice nature - oil jews though
3.Iceland - respect for beating us in football - cool springs
4. Denmark - don't know much about it - seems alright
5. Would be a lot better if it wasn't so left wing

I dont rank anything fuck you

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This is like the opposite of what the average person would answer. Interesting to see the contrarian mindset on Cred Forums being the standard.

1. Denmark
2. Sweden

the rest are non-countries

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Iceland:Edda
Finland:Kalevala
Denmark:Andersen
Sweden:Pippi