What's your excuse for being a virgin?

I'm 135 kg and even I have gotten laid.

I'm only 18 so i don't think it's that bad
I need to get some pussy

I'm socially inept, which is a bigger handicap than any physical problem.

I dont meet many girls and when i do, i dont know what to say

I'm 21, 5'10, Handsome, Blue eyed, have been to America with all this and me accent
And I still haven't got the ride.
Let me tell ye something, being Awkward AND Attractive is far worse than just being awkward, because people expect so much more out of ye, and ye disappoint them every time.

I have no idea how to go about it.

>300 lb
Jesus Christ what's your height?

I always say the wrong things when I'm with a girl, or I say the right things in the wrong way.
I called a girl cute not too long ago, but I totally botched it; I sounded like a complete retard.

How did you even find your dick at that weight?

I'm not a virgin

Could easily lose it, but I never tried cause I'm only connected to my waifu Aoba

Tinder doesn't require much social hability

I'm too girly for girls to like me

become a trap

>manlet
>overweight
>ugly
>socially awkward
>hairy as a bear
>balding
>small dick

and the list goes on

but I like girls, I'm not gay.

>he thinks he has a choice


also post boipussi

Too innocent, can't view malice in other people, can't act on people with 2nd intentions
tinder is total bullshit though

>tfw too intelligent and good looking to settle for a modern gf

6'2.

>fucking men
>gay
post your asshole NOW

6'2, I can see it perfectly well. I'm losing weight though.

crippling social phobia.

I'm short, skinny, my face is not very masculine, have very little body hair and I'm a little emotional. That's what I meant by "girly". I'm not gay and I don't crossdress or anything like that, sorry guys.

shut up sissy boy and post your bum

I find it difficult to bee myself

Still rather alarming, but seems okay.

depression and low self esteem but ive been feeling better.

might start going to the gym and practice swimming at the same time next week

Everything about you screams 'tap', so why not go for gold? Not because it sounds like you should be fucked up the ass, but rather because of this simple fact. Do you have any idea how much value you have in a crowd of bitter, self loathing, depressed, ruined, narcissistic, horny autists who want nothing more than ass without the inevitable laughter about their lack of performance afterwards?