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Kill yourselves you fucking scumbags

Your mum is a fucking pleb and she raised you in her image

>his mum never used to cook him crisp salad
feel sorry for you lads 2bh

Gimmick idea: Speak like Scotch runts

Och aye git tae fuck I cannae ken thae

>crisp salad
the fuckin STATE of these runts

My potential name picks for children. Rate and hate.

Boys:

George
Edward
Albert
Arthur
Edmund
James
Richard
Charles
Henry
Harry
Oliver
Thomas
Frederick
Alfred
Byron
Winston
Alexander

Girls:

Elizabeth
Alice
Lucy
Louise
Helena
Anna
Frances
Victoria
Isabel
Emilia
Elsie
Freya
Ella
Poppy
Alodie
Beatrix
Ottilie
Alexandra

Feasting on a crisp and bacon sarnie

boys names should be two syllables
girls names should be three syllables

Why is that?

I'm either going to call my son Hayden, Jack or Dean. Not sure 2bh.

autism
t. monosyllable name

oi, watch me, lads

feeling sick

Hi Tom

Could heem any pakkerstanner muslamic in this thread with ease

Watch out

doxx'd

1 syllable boys names are trash: Joe, Sam, Jack
3 syllable boys names are snobby shit: Oliver, Samuel, Frederick
4 syllable boys names are even worse: Alexander

And with girls it just flows better if there's three syllables:
Eleanor, Juliet, Imogen, Bethany, Madeline, Jessica

>Hayden

Yank tier name

make yourself a warm crisp salad and hot ribena lad x

i'd really like to see his face the day he plummets to his death after a missed landing

naming my son Charles Ulysses

my name is Michael

those are all shit names
If you name your son Hayden he'll turn out gay.

and Jack and Dean are the most generic white trash council estate names ever

my name Cred Forums i like mark check my double

spoiler: they're all criminal tier names

are you akin to God?

Jack is a nickname for John lad

now that's a good name

Two syllables
and a really good nickname: Mike

DUBLIN

Thinking of naming my wife's son either Hunter, Skylar or Chase

my name is ultra meme tier Celtic and I don't want to say it because its very uncommon and Doxable

probably wont be much face left to see

alri darragh

does this look like a mexican or a muslim, /brit/?

nah just the instant he slips up and realize his little stunt is costing him his life because he is a dumb adrenaline junkie who felt invicible

>this

t. Stefán Harðarsson

Alright McLóçhàchēcãgh

he looks like a yank

nope

looking it up only 20k people in North America have the name.

want to call her mama while she crushes me with her fat arse
imagine drinking from those milkbags

>Mexican defense force deployed

Who is like God?

Haakon and Haraldr are great names desu

Me da' was an airborne soldier when I was born so I was given the name because St. Michael the Archangel is also the patron saint of paratroopers

I unironically cringe when people use my name, I hate it, would rather go by my middle name, Dylan.

Good names 2bqh

Hákon* Haraldur*

Tiocfaidh ár lá lad

Shut the fuck up

you would be the one to shut up if you knew what was best for you

love the paras, good lads

youtube.com/watch?v=9EJF7NEDAbA

Dylan is a shite name, very yank.

i have a composed name i.e 'twat-fuckboi' that make me sound like some upper class stuck up nerd
and glasses to boot

still don't matter once people know me better though

>If I went by my middle name my initials would be BJ

hmmmmmmm

>Tiocfaidh
No idea how this is pronounced "Chucky"

alri ben jones

>parents named me after the people they lose their virginities to

ah yes

better than my first name.
even the initials are better because it would be DD instead of KD

ah yes, Bloody Sunday
followed my Sodding Monday and Ruddy Tuesday

>tfw my initials are based

tough luck kiddo, change your name by law.

>tfw middle name is literally bruce
>tfw living meme

Just popping in to remind you lads that a virtuous life is its own reward, and to keep away from chemical and other immoral distractions

Quite grim t b h

name is ross. could be worse, could be better. at least its not very common and I've only met about 3-4 in my life

it's actually a great ice breaker

get a load of this guy

>change your name by law

That's for felons looking to pass background checks and runts whose parents gave them names like Satan which is what Anton LeVay named his son

Named after my grandfather Typpi

t. Typpi Skaufason

Were you named after Perot or the guy from Friends?

>double barrelled names

Literally chavs trying to be posh tier

I was conceived on the isle of wight apparently :(

thats the most knacker thing ive ever heard of

was born before friends existed

>h-hey! g-guess what? me parents named me after the people they lost their virginities too
>"eww get away from me you creep!"

Ahh yes I'm sure it works absolute wonders

naw that's a bad idea
and I'm named after a saint, though a meme tier one.
Dylan is alright

also will send $10 to whomever can guess my name given what I've said.

its a saint from the British Isles btw

is this historically accurate? I doubt it desu, but very fucked up if so.

Bede

starts with a K

Dylan is good if you're a Chad but if not it just screams edgy autist

wtf i hate england now

>name is ross
>it isnt common
so if it was you'd be ross (common)
ba dum tss

trust me it does

you wouldn't understand you're a yank

Kenan?

Kevin

(are Kev)

yanks have better social skills than brits desu

fucking knacker

British saint

nice generalisation

knacker?

very uneventful .gif

Rasheed in disguise

Anglo Saxon names usually begun with C not K desu

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Special_Service_Force#

USA + Canada forever

its a Celtic name

do british girls like yanks?

dunno. but putting the paras on peacekeeping duties was a ridiculously stupid idea. this is a regiment that will literally laugh at the enemy and beat them back with smallarms fire for fun where others would shit themselves and call for fast air. hardly peacekeeping material.

Hi seamus

Yanks are one of the least exotic nationalities pham.

If this fat hairy paki can get a British gf than so can you

No. Britons in general find the Yanks quite annoying. You are perceived as loud and ignorant.

Keyne

Kaylen
not sure if I've spelt that right

Brit girls like confident people with big willies
Is this you

Well there are over 200 million of us

Only white people are American t b h

>his eyes are lighter than hers
she's a sandnigger in disguise, user. Doesn't count

>loud and ignorant
feel the same way about europeans. almost everything you accuse us of you're guilty of yourselves

no
its a Scottish saint if that helps
desu you will never get it, its that meme tier

Kevin

Kali?

Columb

>tfw back and shoulder hair is coming in strong these days

No wonder I can't get laid haha

it's not Kessog, is it?

The British are not Europeans. And I don't believe you are all loud and ignorant. It's how you're perceived though.

just got back from Chalet lads, still a bit fucked

considering a wank before i go bed

very ignorant comment

Dane user

>As part of the announcement, Snapchat is renaming itself to Snap, Inc.

Sure, that won't backfire

If God were real He would fear me

no

are you that stupid wanker who thinks hillary did nothing wrong? fuck off already

this privately educate Canuck called ninian

>literally in Europe
>not european somehow

ah yes

>If God were real He would fear me

Lmao don't listen to these tooth hurt bongs British chicks love yank dick banged the ever living shit out of this redheads ass was great 2bh

snap

even New Zealand is using that awful, AWFUL gimmick now

>people with shit-tier phenotypes

can't help but pity them desu

>even New Zealand is using that awful, AWFUL gimmick now

...

>waaaaaa a muh low interest rates

LOL fuck off. The banks don't have to give you anything at all. You're literally getting free money for using their service. You're lucky to be given anything at all. All you're doing is storing money in their building instead of under your bed

>Welcome to my world
t. DIO

>literally an island
>somehow part of a continent

Alri King William the Conqueror?

when you push a pull door and the person behind says "you need to pull" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom

be quiet you rodent

>literally an island

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doggerland

We're just the descendants of mountain niggers

me in the pic

BUT THE BONUSES

>free money

I wonder who could be behind this post.

>teenage economics expert

where is thailad

missing his posts t-b-h

he's like the voice of reason in a room full of shouting hooligans

if it has a handle, pull, otherwise push.

>spastic designers that put handles on a push side.

you guys are the most loud obnoxious retards I've ever had to deal with got no sleep in Manchester because you fucks get 2 beers in you then won't shut up the entire night

Good post

got picked up by the Thai rozzas for noncing.

>tfw half English half French
Why did God curse me with such mongoloid race mixing parents

He only posts from work because unlike us, he actually has a life on the weekends. He goes out to pick up a ladyboy or two and then pays them to let him molest thier kids

The wogs begin at Calais

same bud except I'm also 100% paddy at the same time

If I don't have any eggs in I'll be eating sardines on toast for brekky

ama

he's from a country where you can actually starve to death if you don't work

they use your money to loan to other people

they collect interest off your money

there's a reason it's "free"

He has a job, but his cost of living is so low (compared to UK) that he can bash out all his work in an hour and then shitpost all day

Thailand can be pretty brutal for foreigners
did you know if you get in ANY accident you are automatically at fault no matter what since your foreign.

listening to a bit of Souvlaki, the goat 'gaze album.

business idea
charge people interest to use money that isn't even mine.

very interesting
VERY interesting

...

Business idea: everyone in the country go to their bank all at the same time and demand all their money

This is easily solved by not driving

Unlike Canada and the US you don't need a car in Thailand and it's actually more of a hassle to have one there since Bangkok is perpetually gridlocked

I hate pakis

>Business idea: everyone in the country go to their bank all at the same time and demand all their money
this will crash the economy

that money doesn't even "exist" dude

This girl looks very Dutch

Business idea: Make wreckless business decisions on such a scale that central governments are forced to prop up my failed business in order to prevent total economic collapse.

Remember a few years back where people were queuing outside Northern Rock for days at a time?

That's what happens when people try this

lezza sex 2bh

racist

business idea: crashing this economy with no survivors

i'm out

memes dictate that all swindlers in iceland are brought to justice

business idea: wank profusely

business idea: dissolve all "too big to fail" businesses

Business idea: Be a stupid old bigoted sexist racist with tiny hands that makes terrible business decisions

business idea: coin the term "spermicidal maniac"

business idea: a chain of business idea comments and everyone calls the guy that interrupts it a cunt

cunt

business idea: trade goods or services for a higher price than it costs to produce or perform them

cunt

business idea: hack into a market maker's portfolio and short all their existing stock; driving down prices allowing you to use your private personal funds to buy at an artificially lower price to sell back to the market at a later date.

oops, i did it, didn't i?

business idea: destroy the techno-industrial system
cunt

ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE

Today is Corbyn's last day as leader

The reign of retarded commie terror is almost over

what did people eat in medieval europe? i just found out that potatoes are native to south america and didn't exist in europe until the 16th century and now i'm not sure of anything

grains

>when you've made the bath way too hot but you've already sat down and now have to commit to submerging your top half

>reading comments about the debate
>there will be no bathroom breaks and no commercial interruptions
>someone says "What about coughy breaks?"
>mfw

You wish

Based Corbyn will lead the Labour Party into electoral oblivion and the Tories will reign supreme for a generation

>short all their existing stock

More like SHART it you fucking Yank cumstain

that's a load of bollocks

t. money scientist

bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37451090/quality-street-bins-the-toffee-deluxe-and-brings-in-the-honeycomb-crunch

Number one story on Newsbeat

Students are retarded

>tfw going to Iceland for a week on my own for a festival in November

If I survive, am I a confirmed normie?

Corbyn being in power is good because it insures Labour won't win

I like Alice a lot. If I ever have a girl that's definitely up there.

>bath

Plans lads?

>put a wash on
>eat breakfast
>do calisthenics
>shower + dress
>go to an antique furniture shop
>meet friends for lunch
>?
>drink
>go out

what the fuck?
what about my Christmas!?

I don't take baths too often but they're nice after a long day or after the gym.

We both know you don't celebrate Christmas you godless pagan

i still eat quality street like the civilised people

>sticking your foot into a hot bath in while the weather is cool

not if you are going alone

would have been shit to have lived in the middle ages, glad i live in the comfy 21st century

>gf thinks she can get away with not taking my name when we get married

Hate this meme 2bh

mired in a festering abyss of depression, anxiety and self loathing

...

say you won't marry her then if she doesn't take it

guarantee she'll back down

I need a shag
adultwork.com/1975128

>mired in a festering abyss of depression, anxiety and self loathing

MORNIN' GEORGE

Start exercising, and I don't mean just a brisk walk, I mean some intense cardio.

It helps.

But wouldn't going with a bunch of people make it too easy? I did ask some but they are all busy in November or don't want to go to Iceland.

Is this jack

morning lads

doing my fantasy team then cracking open the beers

Despise cardio because I quickly vomit from acid relux. I do lift though. Squat day today. Doesn't do much for me other than provide an outlet for a small percentage of my anger.

alri froggy

Just bantr lid

aye

third eye irrevocably damaged

men have sex with women
if you have sex with women you are gay

>British world heavyweight champion Tyson Fury has postponed his rematch with Wladimir Klitschko for a second time because he is "medically unfit".

gypo twat

cannot even begin to imagine the state your pineal gland must be in

which part of it is bollocks.

the me hacking into market maker's portfolio part...

...or the me shorting their stock part.

ESPN's Dan Rafael reports that sources close to Fury say he is dealing with mental health issues and may be institutionalized.

thought you'd thrown the towel in la

it was bollocks all over

Morning, lads

What is everyone's hot pick for Fantay Football?

>redpill people on the jews and the gay agenda
>get labelled a madman and sectioned under the mental health act

>can feel spot developing on my face

fucking end it lads

alri pooganda haha
jk mate

a noose

>he doesn't play Pro12 Fantasy Rugby

chav 2bh

money scientist is just codeword for economist.

which i am also.

tell me which part of my plan is bollocks, money scientist.

>tyson fury

howling

the first and also the last

got a job so I'm up at 6 ever day, don't have time to get on my computer

it will have to be relegated to a weekend gimmick

'I sold three new fivers for £460' on Ebay

*laminates my money*

>Be Jeremy Corbyn
>Can't convince moderate people in my OWN party who want to win that I'm the right person for the job
>Can only convince smelly students and weirdos to vote for me
>Somehow think that on general election day this will magically turn into huge support for me.

Fuck sake. He's a complete cunt.

>my own party

what position do you play mate?

are you the fat icelander i video chatted with on mapc.am?

Her hand closed around an enormous, blood-gorged pole of muscle. It pulsated in her hand like an animal and almost weeping with grateful ecstasy she pointed it into her own wet, turgid flesh. The thrust of its entering, the unbelievable pleasure made her gasp, brought her legs up almost around his neck, and then like a quiver, her body received the savage arrows of his lighting-like thrusts.

Well I was typing it as Jeremy Corbyn as shown on the first line, so in this case it would be leader you thick fuck.

no
never owned a webcam

bit sensitive for someone who is about to win their 2nd leadership

wrote like four good pasta for /brit/ and only one ever picked up
feel a bit unappreciated desu

you're lying.

how do i know you're telling the truth?

Which ones

>Scotland

you dont?

corbyn is the moderate conservative the leftist party needs right now to keep the country from plunging into irredeemable chaos

>france at the bottom

nice front national when

me and the senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=zP-kvEO-D0I

there's like only 130 people on your puny pathetic tiny little island.

it has to be you. fatso.

Scotland is part of great britain though

black spiderman just cannot catch a break

youtube.com/watch?v=g_QUyWzYa3I

and there are like only 130 skinny people in your country, so i'm also assuming you are fat

suprised you even like them, they really watered down on the anti islam stuff recently. Now Les Républicains are getting trendy because of the sensationalist stuff they say

What the FUCK even are these channels? Is their whole business model being click-bait to children and infesting their recommended and shit?

i weigh 180 pounds and most of that is pure muscle.

you're lying.

how do i know you're telling the truth?

you just gotta believe that i am the one :^)

what exactly is a runt?

yeah it's just click bait for really young kids, they don't give a fuck what they're watching so long as it has recognisable characters

someone who is inferior

"runt of the litter"

who /gets neetbux/ here?

fat people lol

lose some weight

who else /eating garlic bread and getting their keyboard greasy/ here?

says the american LOL

well, off to bedforshire

Really fucked up stuff 2bh.

are fat people born fatter or just got fat out of blue? or they blame everything on their parents like a bunch of nerds

how many neetbux do you get?

Amazing show.

what's your point?

i don't get any neetbux atm

wish i did tho

>Black Cocks Matter - Sexy Joseline Kelly cums hard on first BBC

I hate fat bastards so much

losing weight is easy. it's never their fault they always blame something else.

I feel empathy for them though.

I would pay them five dollars to lose weight if I knew they were going to lose the weight.

Overall benefit to society would increase if they just LOST WEIGHT.

just to be clear, when we're talking about neetbux, are we talking about unemployment bennies, disability bennies, or youth allowance?

disability bennies but i don't get unemployment bennies or youth allowance either.

body is starting to ache all over lads

this must be what getting old is like

i'd still fuck you grandma.

it would just be awfully considerate of you if you didn't ask me to.

...

snap

This, I really hate fat people for some reason.

At work whenever there's communal food like cakes they always hover and make a big deal when theyhave something.

'Does anybody want to half this slice of cake it's too big for me!?'

'Ohhh go on then I'll just have a few sweets it's not normally like me.'

It's like fuck off fatty we all know you eat loads you're not fooling anybody.

gross
i don't get it

All of them have "tried every diet but nothing works"

uuuh yeah those people are the worst

Clearly stuff their faces with shite at home too.

Sometimes I chime in with pretty blunt comments about how sugar is fucking terrible for you. lel.

the only one that i've seen reposted was the imagine being britlad pasta about monica

'I'm just naturally this way'

'Yeah I don't exercise but my diet is fine it wouldn't make a difference'

'I only have loads of sauce on my salad because it would be boring otherwise, it's still low in calories and good for me.'

I swear one day I'm gonna have a breakdown not dissimilar to this.

youtube.com/watch?v=iK0-76FChfk

i think if society started bullying fat people more they would lose weight faster

should at least surcharge the cunts for any weight related medical procedures.

this

every fatty should watch What's Eating Gilbert Grape

It would just fortify their professional victim status. Soon it will be a hate crime to tell someone that being obese is unhealthy.

Our muslim mayor already banned adverts with bikini models on them because having a thin, fit body is now considered unrealistic.

Reeeee this also really winds me up.

> Look at us women we're so confident now we don't need your beauty standards we can look and dress how we want!
>Oh my god a body that is attractive to men, I'm being oppressed! This is mentally damaging!

Weird thing is I'm skinny as fuck, when I see a ripped guy in an advert I don't get upset, I just think 'damn I should hit the gym.'

Fuck this victim culture. This is what happens when human existence gets too comfy.

pretty poor yank accident

Five girls but there's only one of me

Yeah good actor but his accent in this is fucking abysmal.

having a breakdown like that would be fucking risky

one tiny little fumble of words or voice crack and you're r/cringe material

I don't think I'd actually walk around shouting. I'll just say 'fuck off' or something and pack my stuff and leave.

I'd wager it's almost impossible to pull something like that off IRL

>Reeeee

absolutely runtish

remove runts

>There are lazy Brits still in bed at this moment

wow sicko mobb made a song with silento

would you live there?

having a glass of wine

tastes a bit like fermented grapes

hmm

bit grim

Looks a bit northern

youtube.com/watch?v=0Of66fxq4FI

used to unironically make wine

you'd be disgusted by how much sugar we put into it

i did it grimy on purpose.

i used mixed buildings. there is even an immigrant district hosting illegal Latinos.

why are brits so bad at naming children?

doubt it, i usually have 4 sugars in my tea

ahh yes, the so-called american 'wine'

youtube.com/watch?v=YrYPcLTywGY

Traps?

t. Tyler

>unaesthetic af

loool

t. Corey

let's fucking have it then!!

*a group of you swarm me but with my superior fighting skills I dispatch you all with ease*

we have two of the best places in the world to grow grapes

t. Edward Ludsthorpe

leftist cuck street of my town.

>rain
>pines
>grey sky
>dat radio tower
>small mount in background

comfy/10

going for 495 lb for reps on the squat tomorrow lads

are you unironically pro-Erdogan?

good lad

...

I have a turkish gay friend who isn't anti-edrogan

I tell him he's retarded all the time

he just says to avoid the bad parts of time and you'll be fine. He's a uni student too so even more retarded since they're not going to be allowed to leave the country

i like that name, it reminds me of surfing for some reason

are you unironically a genius who can see one's political alignment from video game screens he posts? or are you mistaking me for another Turk? answer to your question is "no".

wew