Tfw you will never visit North Korea

>tfw you will never visit North Korea

why?

it's illegal

just visit china.

you can get similar north korea esque experience minus all the danger.

only if you say you are korean, though.

no japanese allowed in china.

marry american girl and get passport

>or visit there once and never get out alive

yeah i'm sure you never did anything illegal ever

don't they even have tours you can take from worst korea? Last I knew they did allow foreigners on 2-4 days strictly controlled guided visits

but it's the danger that attracts me. plus, people use the same-esque language but everything is so vastly different. China can't provide that experience.
i have never had a gf, let alone waifu. it's practically impossible.
I need a personal cloaking device if I want to make it back alive.
Visiting NK is too illegal

You can take all-inclusive charters to NK, yes.

A weekend in NK costs about 1/3 than a weekend in NYC.

is the language very different to south korean?

yea there was, though they stopped it since god-knows-when.

Considering a WWII POW visited Japan and did a marathon, anything is possible

>filename

i remember that thread from Cred Forums a couple weeks ago. did you catch him?

>He can't visit North Korea even with a visa
Enjoy your impending nuclear deaths, lads.

they have many different vocabs. nk defectors often have trouble understanding sk people. they even started making translator for them.

No, still haven't seen him around. But sometimes I ask homeless drug addicts if they know Lamar

you can visit north korea as a chinese.

i have a good friend from childhood who's family is very heavily politically endowed by the CCP.

he visits north korea on the weekends and plays basketball with kim.

normal plebs like you and me wouldn't be able to visit that place though.

one, because i'm american, and two, because you are my bitchdog ally south korean.

I really would want singapoorean citizenship t bh.

wtf i hate singapore now

Someday you might visit it on tank :^)

Join us

:(

i can't see your flag what is it?

you know they have military service too right ?

I'm in my late 20s. Do I still have to serve the military again?

No I don't think so. Unlike you're cunt, my cunt takes away the 2 years of your peak. Most conscripted men here are between the ages of 18-22. :(

russia

What does your country's opinion on Yakub?

I think it's an interesting theory, but why are black Americans eviler than white ones? If the story is true, then it's supposed to be the opposite.

> korean diaspora
Why is there now an everything diaspora?
Korean, irish, indian... what in the fuck happened to the term expat?

>Diaspora
At what point does an "expat" becomes a member of the ethnic "diaspora"?

Anyways, some Koreans have been here since the 1930s, and they retained their culture but show no signs of settling back in their ancestral homeland in Korea. Does that make them diaspora rather than expat?