non aggression principle edition
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korean pop
GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
Horny as fuck lads need a gf or something
Think this is how people end up rapists
>libertarians wouldn't pull the trigger
Need a new laptoo. Does anyone know anything about the Lenovo Yoga 720?
I suppose Manchester's alright.
>you will never live in devon
Cornwall
get a gf then lad
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...Luton
want to live in the peak district
In Vienna we sit in a late night cafe
must feel like utter shit
poor lads
any irish gfs going spare?
want to put my peak in your district
I don't understand Taiwan
is it controlled by the Chinese government? Why is it so developed?
cornwall > devon iibh
>great clubbing scene
>WHP
wavey garmed freshers listening to RA-core
>Sankeys
crusty 30yr old ibiza-goers listening to big-room shite
>Soup Kitchen
yeah this is okay tbqh
And that's your lot.
T R U R O
R
U
R
O
yeah fucking loads m8
7 days till back in the UK. What have I missed in the last calendar year?
oi mandem it's peak bruv kmt
Taiwan is the Israel of Asia 2bh
yanks send/sent them billions of dollars 'cause their neighbours were worse
It's where the non-commie Chinese went when the commie Chinese took power. It's developed for the same reasons Japan and South Korea are developed, western influence
Brixham is a bit of a shit-hole 2bh mate
t. used to live near there.
who /plymouth/ here?
feels good
Rainbow in brum is better than WHP
>cornwall
>neither corn nor a wall
sad
I would find the owner of the lever and ask for permission to pull it.
I want a brown muslim gf so fucking bad right now lads
Seaside towns are too depressing desu. They stink of decline since all the lads fuck off to Spain for the beaches now and half the houses are holiday homes
YES, managed to pull the girl I invited before she left my mates house
she told me to mesage her. now what do I do?
so it is independent from china?
ah yes the county of devon
The MP for Rotherham, where all those girls were raped by muslims, is a minister against domestic abuse, but was arrested and cautioned for domestic abuse against her husband:
>tfw 8/10 face, 7/10 body but 2/10 personality and entrenched mental health problems
I can get gfs but can't keep them and I have no friends haha
thanks for reading
Hmmm how about messaging her you absolute weapon
yes
taiwan claims to be the real china too
message her midweek about going for drinks Friday tbqh
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Solihull mentioned
was in Devon recently
really nice place
going to have ANOTHER, yes, ANOTHER aeropress coffee lads
try and stop me!
Yeah. The Chinese claim it, but they can't annex it without going to war with the US
It's not comparable to Macao or Hong Kong
haha no i was just thinking about watching anime alone and having a wank
They like to think so, but China doesn't recognise their independence. America has guaranteed it, but who knows what will happen?
Will not tolerate this slight on Bradford.
Oooh Devon is a place on Earth
yeah im gonna invite her round mine tonight whoa whoa
>yeah im gonna invite her round mine tonight whoa whoa
how much money would you need to spend 5 nights in a detroit hood crack house?
OWEN SMITH HAS WON
OWEN SMITH HAS WON
OWEN SMITH HAS WON
OWEN SMITH HAS WON
OWEN SMITH HAS WON
why is flying so expensive rEeeeeeee
>girl i'm seeing has an identical twin that I haven't met yet
going to be a bit odd tbqh
>east of northern ireland
>west and south of northern ireland
>north of northern ireland
>northern greater manchester is 60th
very good
>/brit/ filled with london and brummie pakis
>/brit/ instantly turns to shit
Ahh yes.
liar
result hasnt been announced
you fucker, got me excited then
where to? It isn't desu.
autism
bbc has gone down the shitter hasn't it
this ain't dinner this is paint thinner
Fuck off
>poorthern direland
jesus christ what a fucking shit hole, glad I don't live there
shag her and claim it was an honest mistake tbqh
>It isn't desu.
not talking about £20 ryanair europe flights
if you want to go anywhere somewhat exotic then you're shelling out £600
all me
Higgs boson
I get less biased news on Cred Forums
want the inside scoop?
well this is mainly based on living costs vs jobs and wages
and that is terrible in devon because it's expensive af but there are no jobs, because everyone wants to live here and to commute up into london or bristol so houses are more similar to bristol prices
>I get less biased news on Cred Forums
Ed Balls
no you don't lad don't be silly
Nigs Bosom
blackpool is so shit
youtube.com
DO NOT. start that shit again
CORBYN HAS SMASHED IT
88% OF THE VOTE
>Buzzfeed on the BBC
What a fucking joke.
Ha! I'm from Bradford and it's a shithole. Even my parents are literal pakis.
Would love to see one of you lightweights take a swing at me
FOP
Blairites are dumb.
as are Centrist tories
they should just join the Lib Dems and create a super party that wins all the time
you reckon callyman has shagged soph aspin?
>BBC news has Snapchat now
really wish you'd stop shilling the shit dems
Good idea, the cleanup crew needs to work in safety after all.
what's the point of this vote
owen smith is a literally who and corbyn will get at least 70% of the vote
anyone got the nudes of pippa middleton?
Haha! The jews have fled
Well lads?
>I don't understand fedora posting
FUCK LABOUR!
Can't wait for at least one Blairite to spit his dummy out and step down
no officer sorry
oh I'm a libertarian-leaning radical centrist, I have nothing to do with the lib dems
HUGE MANDATE
>blairite
>a bad thing
little children's politics is insane lads
So is Labour over as a political force?
all of those lads have
yep
Lib Dem SUUUUUURGE
Labour is having an election?
>American news media
fucking hell lads what's going on? I'm politically retarded, are labour voting in their leader today?
Have you ever seen such a huge mandate? Not like crooked Theresa. She has a teeny tiny mandate. Not really a mandate at all. Take a look at these hands. Are they the hands of a man with a small mandate? Well are they? Huge.
fuck off
gimmick idea: revive dead gimmicks
Need Dave Miliband back.
yep
corbyn won
liebor is FINISHED
LUBE UP JEZZA'S IN TOWN
>crooked theresa
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>owen smith
CORBYN WON
CORBYN WINS WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE
WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT
NEO-LABOUR WERE JUST BEING A BUNCH OF PRICKS, THEY KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO LOSE
business idea: make youtube drama videos and make endless amounts of easy money
BIG MAN JEZZA IN CHARGE
In my dreams lad. Just need to get rid of Farron and get someone who isn't a damp rag in.
Corbyn unelectable for the 2nd year in a row. Can't wait for the next leadership challenge
ah yes, i'm sure he said that by accident
fuck the labor party and the labour party
asdfg
what was the name of that prick who ran against are jezza?
has he quit yet?
BIG
CORBYN
MANDATE
Will corbyn nationalise grime music?
>why no, i am not a centrist
Labour leader result:
506438 votes cast
Corbyn 313,209
Smith 193,229
>BTFO
Thank god the bLIARites have been kicked out of the party once and for all !!!!!!
it's over
LABOUR IS FINISHED
owen smith confirmed as a massive fucking prick
owen smith was fuming
labour are stuck with corbyn until he dies or retires
motherfuck
>tfw sensible centrist and feel like everyone wants corbyn in, lefties because muh principles and rightists because it ensures that conservatives will win in 2020
REEEEEEEE
blairite salt is my drug lads
...
tories confirmed 2020
>blairites
Tony Blair did NOTHING wrong
>may's face right now
>left wing and sensible
>i'm a student
howling
how pretentious is your day going to be? im going to this
i'd lick her lesley if you know what i mean
Any of you cats like dem drugz?
failsworth mentioned!
He actually did it, the absolute madman
>Winning elections
FUCK OFF Neo liberal scum
good meme b
BREAKING: Corbyn is walking around the ACC Liverpool with an icepick. Blairites fleeing #purge
Gorillaz have so many underrated bangers - Doncamatic for example
labour will win the next election
the blairite purge begins now
not being funny but hasn't theresa may been a shit PM so far
"brexit means brexit", literally has nothing to say on what they're going to do after the article is triggered
saying that she's going to uphold democracy so bluntly and let it happen regardless of if it's good or bad just because of a vote by the people. is that good?
lib dems will win the next election by a LANDSLIDE
STOP KILLING THE MANDATE
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doing a listen
Dangerous meme
my mandate is so enlarged right now lads
fuck off pissy bremainer
Bet Corbyn must feel like a right G now, how do you reckon he's going to celebrate
>saying that she's going to uphold democracy so bluntly and let it happen regardless of if it's good or bad just because of a vote by the people. is that good?
She would be violating the human rights act if she didn't.
i unironically didn't know you even had a new pm until now
i just knew big dave was going to resign
Whole of Plastic Beach and The Fall is underrated bangers desu
Blairites well and truly fucked
actually howling at them right now, literally
Up for a bit of nationalisation of key industries now lads.
Warning lads
I have a HUGE mandate
i was asking a question
>empire ants
>to binge
>on melancholy hill
top tier album desu
morning lads
we're reaching mandate sizes that shouldn't even be electable
HARD RIGHT EDGE
asdfg asdfg
>not being funny but hasn't theresa may been a shit PM so far
Based on what? She's been in the job for a few months, that's no real time to make a judgement, you skidmark
too door cinema club were the most overhyped band of 2011
Who is he going to have as shadow cabinet
Absolute nutter
Would Jeremy's Labour be less authoritarian than the tories?
Blairite Labour always had a big boner for state surveillance and that stuff, wonder if it's changed.
my mandate is bigger than your mandate
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COME AN AVE A GO IF YOU THINK YER AAAAAARD ENOUGH
vote lib dem 2020 lads
the real winner of the labour leadership election lads
Poor old argclu
Guess they're going to purge the party soon of the sort who won't do it.
If you're a white working-class male, north or south, why the fuck would you vote Labour??
>clapping your own speech
it was a pornography store
I was buying pornography
i hope you'd be saying the same thing if we had a labour PM right now am i right
to prove you aren't a fucking racist scumbag
Dude free shit lmao
She got fucked out of her chance to run for leader by some literal who that wanted to boost his media profile. bit sad
>BBC? Anyone?
why the fuck would you vote for the tories?
GET FUCKED OWEN
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
'Ello lads, Nigel here.
got 70 quid to my name
Just took delivery of some new earbuds, HiFiMan RE-00s
they're top notch lads and only 28 quid from Massdrop.
inb4 shill, you cant buy them anymore.
yeah cool
*walks away and talks to someone more interesting*
t. earbud company shill
Won't do you much good in bogland mate hehe
>not Xiaomi
missing a few brain cells there lad?
Because they're not labour
thread theme song
*blanks you*
Suddenly feel the strangest urge to buy hifiman earbuds
Why is that the onlybalternative?
nah, VSonic are better anyway, got a pair of those too hehe
New Green Day album soon lads
fptp
First past the post voting and the meme that there are only two parties.
UKIP are too libertarian and hate the NHS
why are fridges so expensive
>New Green Day album
hope I get run over when I use my bike
wouldn't mind a go on that
New work is gonna be an hours walk away lads
so 2 extra hours on top of my working hours wasted every day
fuck this i should withdraw and stay neet
can you ride your bike with no handlebars?
>green day
didn't know I shared a board with literal 12 year olds §
got some haribo
Twatted off my nut lads
Cycle there instead, 15 mins.
Do any of you lads have a link to that website that sells audiophile cables and weird clay shit for ludicrous amounts of money?
...
have a go on my willy you gordknots
In a bit of a situation here lads
My flat had a leccy meter
It's run out
But I'm very hungover and can't be arsed to go top it up
And my phone is about to die
Rip me lads.
I'm a straight, white, single man who isn't very poor. Don't think the tories or Labour will ever do anything for me tbqh.
Don't you drive?
>tfw work is moving offices from 30 minutes' drive away to 5 minutes' walk away
>pay as you go electricity
fucking hell
we don't fuck with anyone so you cannot snake us
quite funny how every corbynite they interview is a middle class 18-25 year old
you mean stay stable with no hands on the handle? yeah quite easily
>tfw no southern beau bf
if a girl and me kiss for more than 5 seconds she likes me right!?!?!?!?!
Since when was the government supposed to grant people favors?
I know it's very runty, but I'm not even in a runt flat
Idk why my landlord chose it desu
had a little lump on my chest for about 5 years
it's like a spot that never changes, just felt like it was a hollow bump
cut it out with a razor in the shower just now
I think I've been banned from YouGov lads
err k
need a comfy series to watch lads
along the lines of twin peaks
no sorry
Since always according to all major political parties.
x-files lad
How'd you do that
carnivale
k-on
First Diane James, now Jeremy Corbyn. Why are these fucking nobodies being elected political party leaders
it was your mojo lad, gg.
girls und panzer
We need to stop treating the NHS like some fucking Sacred Cow beyond criticism and condemnation, it's that reason why it's fucked up.
k-on
SG-1.
Seinfeld is peak comfy.
this tbqh
ukip are a pointless meme rorke party
greens are unelectable
lib dems are unelectable in most places
it's either labour or tories
pick a side
Not so subtle Cred Forums posting.
Funny thing is most people agreed with the stuff I was posting.
new genre idea: Post-Shartcore
Dubplate drama
had sex with a fresher last night haha what am i like lads
K-ON
>wake up
>still alone and lonely
haha
>Tfw the eternal anglo has forgotten about liberty and limited government
k-on
I watched a bit of Seinfield be cause of le shiggy diggy meme and it just wasn't funny.
Tried to phone a few prostitutes at 5:30 this morning but they didn't answer
brits literally believe in unlimited government
REALLY does make you think
haha owen destroyed
fucking hate that mong
Doing another playthrough of Dragon Quest Heroes lads
None of you actually watch anime right? You don't seriously wake up and go put on your favourite sow?
I've always thought you all just save the pictures and pretend.
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I found it lads
pravda a shit
Paki.
Tories.
Just finished epilating my chest, shoulders and belly
Nothing kills my appetite harder than having to star at my gut for an hour
Don't know if the DNP is working but I'm back down to 150.25lbs though I sweated a fair bit while sleeping last night
I think I'm just going to do DNP for 4 days per week
u might have fucked me then hahah x
you realise this is /epl/ right?
The 19th century reformers were different
Why are the best countries the ones with more Jews?
jheeez hold tight the french mandem
we getting it in this year nigga
cyka
>you realise this is /epl/ right?
hahahahaha fucking dickhead
>Price: $499 per piece
howling
k-on is literally and objectively the best thing that's ever happened ever
poo the rest though
Because they are parasites.
choccy for dinner again haha
need to get my tinder game going again
>why yes I do come onto an anime website and be surprised when people watch anime
ohhh my days blud we global
I seriously do wake up and go put on my favourite sow
If you do not like K-ON you ARE a Paki.
blyyyaaat
they were corrupted post WWI
now every brit is indoctrinated by the idea that they can't live without government dependence.
Some populations:
India: 1,327 million
Pakistan: 193 million
Nigeria: 187 million
Bangladesh: 163 million
Philippines: 103 million
Ethiopia: 102 million
Vietnam: 95 million
Egypt: 93 million
DR Congo: 80 million
n-no o-of course n-not
who would watch anime r-right?
n-nerds am i right hahah
It's really hard to clean up "black body radiation" lad. Well worth the money
kek
Take a look at this out-of-the-loop bellsniff haha
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fuck's sake lads just signed up for netflix to watch narcos what am I like
*makes love*
Fuck me, next it's going to be
>These countries are vastly over populated
>We MUST take some in as refugees!!
>tfw 300,000 student remainers voted for jezza "white nationalist" "alt right left" corbyn
glhf
anime figure LITERALLY arrived earlier today
rate her
>not using the ex-gf's account that she forgot to change the password on
fucking rekt
>alt right left
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR
might try get a whatcd account
>alt right left
Fuck off with your keyboard shortcuts you fucking nerd
OUTSTANDING taste
font
lol
New one
>tfw you *force her head*