/brit/

...

...Luton

want to live in the peak district

In Vienna we sit in a late night cafe

must feel like utter shit

poor lads

any irish gfs going spare?

want to put my peak in your district

I don't understand Taiwan

is it controlled by the Chinese government? Why is it so developed?

cornwall > devon iibh

>great clubbing scene

>WHP
wavey garmed freshers listening to RA-core

>Sankeys
crusty 30yr old ibiza-goers listening to big-room shite

>Soup Kitchen
yeah this is okay tbqh

And that's your lot.

T R U R O
R
U
R
O

yeah fucking loads m8

7 days till back in the UK. What have I missed in the last calendar year?

oi mandem it's peak bruv kmt

Taiwan is the Israel of Asia 2bh
yanks send/sent them billions of dollars 'cause their neighbours were worse

It's where the non-commie Chinese went when the commie Chinese took power. It's developed for the same reasons Japan and South Korea are developed, western influence

Brixham is a bit of a shit-hole 2bh mate

t. used to live near there.

who /plymouth/ here?

feels good

Rainbow in brum is better than WHP

>cornwall
>neither corn nor a wall
sad

I would find the owner of the lever and ask for permission to pull it.

I want a brown muslim gf so fucking bad right now lads

Seaside towns are too depressing desu. They stink of decline since all the lads fuck off to Spain for the beaches now and half the houses are holiday homes

YES, managed to pull the girl I invited before she left my mates house

she told me to mesage her. now what do I do?

so it is independent from china?

ah yes the county of devon

The MP for Rotherham, where all those girls were raped by muslims, is a minister against domestic abuse, but was arrested and cautioned for domestic abuse against her husband:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3804907/Labour-s-shadow-minister-domestic-violence-cautioned-bust-husband-hitting-framed-painting.html

>tfw 8/10 face, 7/10 body but 2/10 personality and entrenched mental health problems

I can get gfs but can't keep them and I have no friends haha

thanks for reading

Hmmm how about messaging her you absolute weapon

yes

taiwan claims to be the real china too

message her midweek about going for drinks Friday tbqh

*scrolls to the top*
Solihull mentioned

was in Devon recently

really nice place

going to have ANOTHER, yes, ANOTHER aeropress coffee lads

try and stop me!

Yeah. The Chinese claim it, but they can't annex it without going to war with the US
It's not comparable to Macao or Hong Kong

haha no i was just thinking about watching anime alone and having a wank

They like to think so, but China doesn't recognise their independence. America has guaranteed it, but who knows what will happen?

Will not tolerate this slight on Bradford.

Oooh Devon is a place on Earth

yeah im gonna invite her round mine tonight whoa whoa

>yeah im gonna invite her round mine tonight whoa whoa

how much money would you need to spend 5 nights in a detroit hood crack house?

OWEN SMITH HAS WON

OWEN SMITH HAS WON

OWEN SMITH HAS WON

OWEN SMITH HAS WON

OWEN SMITH HAS WON

why is flying so expensive rEeeeeeee

>girl i'm seeing has an identical twin that I haven't met yet

going to be a bit odd tbqh

>east of northern ireland
>west and south of northern ireland
>north of northern ireland

>northern greater manchester is 60th

very good

>/brit/ filled with london and brummie pakis
>/brit/ instantly turns to shit

Ahh yes.

liar

result hasnt been announced

you fucker, got me excited then

where to? It isn't desu.

autism

bbc has gone down the shitter hasn't it

this ain't dinner this is paint thinner

Fuck off

>poorthern direland

jesus christ what a fucking shit hole, glad I don't live there

shag her and claim it was an honest mistake tbqh

>It isn't desu.
not talking about £20 ryanair europe flights

if you want to go anywhere somewhat exotic then you're shelling out £600

all me

Higgs boson

I get less biased news on Cred Forums

want the inside scoop?

well this is mainly based on living costs vs jobs and wages
and that is terrible in devon because it's expensive af but there are no jobs, because everyone wants to live here and to commute up into london or bristol so houses are more similar to bristol prices

>I get less biased news on Cred Forums

Ed Balls

no you don't lad don't be silly

Nigs Bosom

blackpool is so shit
youtube.com/watch?v=bgpDCu_wLvo

DO NOT. start that shit again

CORBYN HAS SMASHED IT

88% OF THE VOTE

>Buzzfeed on the BBC

What a fucking joke.

Ha! I'm from Bradford and it's a shithole. Even my parents are literal pakis.

Would love to see one of you lightweights take a swing at me

FOP

Blairites are dumb.
as are Centrist tories

they should just join the Lib Dems and create a super party that wins all the time

you reckon callyman has shagged soph aspin?

>BBC news has Snapchat now

twitter.com/dinosofos/status/779617469426270208

really wish you'd stop shilling the shit dems

Good idea, the cleanup crew needs to work in safety after all.

what's the point of this vote

owen smith is a literally who and corbyn will get at least 70% of the vote

anyone got the nudes of pippa middleton?

Haha! The jews have fled

Well lads?

>I don't understand fedora posting

FUCK LABOUR!

Can't wait for at least one Blairite to spit his dummy out and step down

no officer sorry

oh I'm a libertarian-leaning radical centrist, I have nothing to do with the lib dems

HUGE MANDATE

>blairite
>a bad thing
little children's politics is insane lads

So is Labour over as a political force?

all of those lads have

yep

Lib Dem SUUUUUURGE

Labour is having an election?

>American news media

fucking hell lads what's going on? I'm politically retarded, are labour voting in their leader today?

Have you ever seen such a huge mandate? Not like crooked Theresa. She has a teeny tiny mandate. Not really a mandate at all. Take a look at these hands. Are they the hands of a man with a small mandate? Well are they? Huge.

fuck off

gimmick idea: revive dead gimmicks

Need Dave Miliband back.

yep
corbyn won
liebor is FINISHED

LUBE UP JEZZA'S IN TOWN

>crooked theresa

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

>owen smith

CORBYN WON

CORBYN WINS WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE

WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT

NEO-LABOUR WERE JUST BEING A BUNCH OF PRICKS, THEY KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO LOSE

business idea: make youtube drama videos and make endless amounts of easy money

BIG MAN JEZZA IN CHARGE

youtube.com/watch?v=imm2gb_7kFQ

In my dreams lad. Just need to get rid of Farron and get someone who isn't a damp rag in.

strawpoll.me/11290798

strawpoll.me/11290798

strawpoll.me/11290798

Corbyn unelectable for the 2nd year in a row. Can't wait for the next leadership challenge

ah yes, i'm sure he said that by accident

fuck the labor party and the labour party

asdfg

what was the name of that prick who ran against are jezza?
has he quit yet?

BIG

CORBYN

MANDATE

Will corbyn nationalise grime music?

>why no, i am not a centrist

Labour leader result:
506438 votes cast
Corbyn 313,209
Smith 193,229

>BTFO

Thank god the bLIARites have been kicked out of the party once and for all !!!!!!

it's over

LABOUR IS FINISHED

owen smith confirmed as a massive fucking prick

owen smith was fuming

labour are stuck with corbyn until he dies or retires

motherfuck

>tfw sensible centrist and feel like everyone wants corbyn in, lefties because muh principles and rightists because it ensures that conservatives will win in 2020

REEEEEEEE

blairite salt is my drug lads

...

tories confirmed 2020

>blairites

Tony Blair did NOTHING wrong

>may's face right now

>left wing and sensible
>i'm a student

howling

how pretentious is your day going to be? im going to this

stwerburghsarts.org.uk/

i'd lick her lesley if you know what i mean

Any of you cats like dem drugz?

failsworth mentioned!

He actually did it, the absolute madman

>Winning elections

FUCK OFF Neo liberal scum

good meme b

BREAKING: Corbyn is walking around the ACC Liverpool with an icepick. Blairites fleeing #purge

Gorillaz have so many underrated bangers - Doncamatic for example

labour will win the next election

the blairite purge begins now

not being funny but hasn't theresa may been a shit PM so far

"brexit means brexit", literally has nothing to say on what they're going to do after the article is triggered

saying that she's going to uphold democracy so bluntly and let it happen regardless of if it's good or bad just because of a vote by the people. is that good?

lib dems will win the next election by a LANDSLIDE

STOP KILLING THE MANDATE

youtube.com/watch?v=dpkPUaLyxFs
doing a listen

Dangerous meme

my mandate is so enlarged right now lads

fuck off pissy bremainer

Bet Corbyn must feel like a right G now, how do you reckon he's going to celebrate

>saying that she's going to uphold democracy so bluntly and let it happen regardless of if it's good or bad just because of a vote by the people. is that good?

She would be violating the human rights act if she didn't.

i unironically didn't know you even had a new pm until now
i just knew big dave was going to resign

Whole of Plastic Beach and The Fall is underrated bangers desu

Blairites well and truly fucked
actually howling at them right now, literally

Up for a bit of nationalisation of key industries now lads.

Warning lads
I have a HUGE mandate

i was asking a question

>empire ants
>to binge
>on melancholy hill
top tier album desu

morning lads

we're reaching mandate sizes that shouldn't even be electable

HARD RIGHT EDGE

asdfg asdfg

>not being funny but hasn't theresa may been a shit PM so far
Based on what? She's been in the job for a few months, that's no real time to make a judgement, you skidmark

too door cinema club were the most overhyped band of 2011

Who is he going to have as shadow cabinet

Absolute nutter

Would Jeremy's Labour be less authoritarian than the tories?

Blairite Labour always had a big boner for state surveillance and that stuff, wonder if it's changed.

my mandate is bigger than your mandate

...

COME AN AVE A GO IF YOU THINK YER AAAAAARD ENOUGH

vote lib dem 2020 lads

the real winner of the labour leadership election lads

Poor old argclu

Guess they're going to purge the party soon of the sort who won't do it.

youtube.com/watch?v=xKvP8jgsINs&feature=youtu.be

If you're a white working-class male, north or south, why the fuck would you vote Labour??

>clapping your own speech

it was a pornography store
I was buying pornography

i hope you'd be saying the same thing if we had a labour PM right now am i right

to prove you aren't a fucking racist scumbag

Dude free shit lmao

She got fucked out of her chance to run for leader by some literal who that wanted to boost his media profile. bit sad

>BBC? Anyone?

why the fuck would you vote for the tories?

GET FUCKED OWEN

GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

'Ello lads, Nigel here.

got 70 quid to my name

Just took delivery of some new earbuds, HiFiMan RE-00s

they're top notch lads and only 28 quid from Massdrop.

inb4 shill, you cant buy them anymore.

yeah cool

*walks away and talks to someone more interesting*

t. earbud company shill

Won't do you much good in bogland mate hehe

>not Xiaomi
missing a few brain cells there lad?

Because they're not labour

thread theme song

youtu.be/UwWfE4DAyao

*blanks you*

Suddenly feel the strangest urge to buy hifiman earbuds

Why is that the onlybalternative?

nah, VSonic are better anyway, got a pair of those too hehe

New Green Day album soon lads

fptp

First past the post voting and the meme that there are only two parties.

UKIP are too libertarian and hate the NHS

why are fridges so expensive

>New Green Day album

hope I get run over when I use my bike

wouldn't mind a go on that

New work is gonna be an hours walk away lads

so 2 extra hours on top of my working hours wasted every day

fuck this i should withdraw and stay neet

can you ride your bike with no handlebars?

>green day

didn't know I shared a board with literal 12 year olds §

got some haribo

Twatted off my nut lads

Cycle there instead, 15 mins.

Do any of you lads have a link to that website that sells audiophile cables and weird clay shit for ludicrous amounts of money?

...

have a go on my willy you gordknots

In a bit of a situation here lads

My flat had a leccy meter
It's run out
But I'm very hungover and can't be arsed to go top it up
And my phone is about to die

Rip me lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=DKmHyfr1Hw8

I'm a straight, white, single man who isn't very poor. Don't think the tories or Labour will ever do anything for me tbqh.

Don't you drive?

>tfw work is moving offices from 30 minutes' drive away to 5 minutes' walk away

>pay as you go electricity

fucking hell

we don't fuck with anyone so you cannot snake us

quite funny how every corbynite they interview is a middle class 18-25 year old

you mean stay stable with no hands on the handle? yeah quite easily

>tfw no southern beau bf

if a girl and me kiss for more than 5 seconds she likes me right!?!?!?!?!

Since when was the government supposed to grant people favors?

I know it's very runty, but I'm not even in a runt flat
Idk why my landlord chose it desu

had a little lump on my chest for about 5 years

it's like a spot that never changes, just felt like it was a hollow bump

cut it out with a razor in the shower just now

I think I've been banned from YouGov lads

err k

need a comfy series to watch lads

along the lines of twin peaks

no sorry

Since always according to all major political parties.

x-files lad

How'd you do that

carnivale

k-on

First Diane James, now Jeremy Corbyn. Why are these fucking nobodies being elected political party leaders

it was your mojo lad, gg.

girls und panzer

We need to stop treating the NHS like some fucking Sacred Cow beyond criticism and condemnation, it's that reason why it's fucked up.

k-on

SG-1.

Seinfeld is peak comfy.

this tbqh

ukip are a pointless meme rorke party
greens are unelectable
lib dems are unelectable in most places

it's either labour or tories
pick a side

Not so subtle Cred Forums posting.

Funny thing is most people agreed with the stuff I was posting.

new genre idea: Post-Shartcore

Dubplate drama

had sex with a fresher last night haha what am i like lads

K-ON

>wake up
>still alone and lonely

haha

>Tfw the eternal anglo has forgotten about liberty and limited government

k-on

I watched a bit of Seinfield be cause of le shiggy diggy meme and it just wasn't funny.

Tried to phone a few prostitutes at 5:30 this morning but they didn't answer

youtube.com/watch?v=ulZN7h1NiAE choon

brits literally believe in unlimited government

REALLY does make you think

haha owen destroyed
fucking hate that mong

Doing another playthrough of Dragon Quest Heroes lads

None of you actually watch anime right? You don't seriously wake up and go put on your favourite sow?

I've always thought you all just save the pictures and pretend.

audiophile.rocks/tweaks.html
I found it lads

pravda a shit

Paki.

Tories.

Just finished epilating my chest, shoulders and belly

Nothing kills my appetite harder than having to star at my gut for an hour

Don't know if the DNP is working but I'm back down to 150.25lbs though I sweated a fair bit while sleeping last night

I think I'm just going to do DNP for 4 days per week

u might have fucked me then hahah x

you realise this is /epl/ right?

The 19th century reformers were different

Why are the best countries the ones with more Jews?

jheeez hold tight the french mandem
we getting it in this year nigga

cyka

>you realise this is /epl/ right?
hahahahaha fucking dickhead

>Price: $499 per piece

howling

k-on is literally and objectively the best thing that's ever happened ever

poo the rest though

Because they are parasites.

choccy for dinner again haha

need to get my tinder game going again

>why yes I do come onto an anime website and be surprised when people watch anime

ohhh my days blud we global

I seriously do wake up and go put on my favourite sow

If you do not like K-ON you ARE a Paki.

blyyyaaat

they were corrupted post WWI

now every brit is indoctrinated by the idea that they can't live without government dependence.

Some populations:

India: 1,327 million
Pakistan: 193 million
Nigeria: 187 million
Bangladesh: 163 million
Philippines: 103 million
Ethiopia: 102 million
Vietnam: 95 million
Egypt: 93 million
DR Congo: 80 million

n-no o-of course n-not
who would watch anime r-right?
n-nerds am i right hahah

It's really hard to clean up "black body radiation" lad. Well worth the money

kek

Take a look at this out-of-the-loop bellsniff haha

...

fuck's sake lads just signed up for netflix to watch narcos what am I like

*makes love*

Fuck me, next it's going to be
>These countries are vastly over populated
>We MUST take some in as refugees!!

>tfw 300,000 student remainers voted for jezza "white nationalist" "alt right left" corbyn

glhf

anime figure LITERALLY arrived earlier today
rate her

>not using the ex-gf's account that she forgot to change the password on

fucking rekt

>alt right left
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR

might try get a whatcd account

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37461060

The fire rises

BREXIT NOW

>alt right left

Fuck off with your keyboard shortcuts you fucking nerd

OUTSTANDING taste

youtube.com/watch?v=ijWL72x9hHc

font

lol

New one

>tfw you *force her head*