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/na/ /north africa/ however you want to call it.

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hi :/

Hello

I'll monitor this thread, just to check up how many French, Belgian and Dutch flags will post

what is it about moroccan girls that makes them so irresistibly perfect?
I personally think it's their light brown skin, dark hair and dark eyes

It's their Germanic blood

no it's the africain blood

No it's the kangz blood

D.A.K

What's this new meme

reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/5463ql/whats_this_whole_Cred Forums_101616_dak_thing/

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

fucking internet

Mods?

no, i wanted to post first but something happened so i decided to delet the pic

you could've just used delete file

Can someone photoshop this and name Bouteflika instead of chavez ?

No xd
t.Bouteflika

jorge no lo borres

Gay and fake pseudo-spooky shit

just like u

Touche

i want to perforate a tunisissy with my benis

You scared them away.

wut

That's part of the fun
Bend over plox

Well it'll give you some excersize

Are you implying I'm unfit to pleasure a tunisissy


Delet this

No I'm saying you'll be more fit to put your cock in tight boipucci :^)

saw this in the comments section of an elliott rodger video
a fucking dead manlet hapa serial shooter has brown girls wanting him
and I don't
the fucking universe is conspiring against me

Why not join isis then

no it's my benis xDD

Analbanians have benis?

That's better

Just pickup a slut from Marracucksh

BENIS :DDDDD

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when I went to marrakesh it was a shithole full of people trying to jew tourists out of their dirhams
I have a hard time envisioning myself finding a qt in that mess of a city
agadir seems so much better desu

But that's a Canary not a finch.

Mrakch is the same degenerate sex mess as Agadir imo

a real algerian calls all small birds that sing مقنِين

nope, only en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_goldfinch
We call Canaries canaries

I don't want a prostitute
I want a loving brown virgin gf/wife
does that exist
in morocco?

Gotta go a bit north for that


t. From Fes

It doesn't exist because you added Brown.
Brown does not exist in Maghreb

riffians are white and I don't like white women

Whitey is in Europe and Tunisia

>riffians are white
>tunisians are white

my favorite memes

Algerians are Asian not white.

this is the true
the algerian girl I always talk about has a sister, and she always talks about how her sister looks "korean"
I think algerians are asian
but moroccans are brown
and tunisians are white

must explain why so many chinese companies are doing business and building infrastructure in algeria

You're right bro. and that's why when Algerians tan they're orange, because orange is dark yellow.
because they're helping their manchurian brothers

it all makes sense now

btw where are you from?

I am Swedish

Thought you were Algerian for a sec.

wallah na7no kuna muluuk desu

Hannibal was Moroccan not Tunisian

nice meme
youtube.com/watch?v=cjqRv_swX-0
2:39 listen to the Tunisian girls logic

Le 2016 faec

KEK

hatha al-kalaam sa7ee7 akhi. sub7an allah.

Aside from having 3 kids at 23 what's wrong in what she said?

>Trip beginning with !9S
Brother?

kek, I think I had this trip before you.

I just decided to namefag again since some people mistook me for someone else.

Okay then.
Post boipucci

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>Post boipucci
After you habibi.

I asked first
wtf

i will start user

No twinks?

I already posted it last november, I think the russian user saved the pic.

This is not boipucci

how is dating culture in tunis

i speak conversational tunisian dialect but i havent been there in a long ass time. how to ask out girl

post a new pic
were you namefagging?

First thing, are you the half somali?

>C
i'm not posting again though

>t'es jolie, on va boire un thé a la menthe ce soir habibi? passe moi ton numéro

there is many types of girls
*the korza who thinks too high of herself and act as a princess and like la7assa
* girls into bad boys(even if they are ugly)
*girls into well behaved men (rare)
*girls into rich people 90%
well it's easy to get an average girl in high school or university but not for a long term relationship

Liar

what the fuck

You're too pessimistic, I got a few gf last year without any problem and i'm nor rich nor a bad boy.
Tunisian girls are normal girls desu.

Believe what you want.

I've looked into the archive deeper and last date was Nov, 2015, and there were 6 pages so it wasn't because the 40 pages rule.

how did you do it?

>that smile

rrrrrrreEeeEEeEeEeEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!

Give a link to the archive, I'll see if i can find it since the russian guy reposted it a few weeks later.

normally, chat, flirt a little, set a sexual tension, flirting with her a bit more heavily, trying my luck to kiss her if I feel like the moment is good enough, then see where and how it goes.

what do normoslimes mean when they say "flirting"? giving compliments?
the pua faggots brainwashed me into thinking that I have to never show interest in girls and play hard to get or they'll get turned off, is this true?

>Fliritng
Chat giving a few compliments, getting the idea of you two together in her brain and making her understand that you want her. At the same time:

>Never show interest
show that you don't care if you don't get her, because you don't need her to be happy and you could get someone else;

Stop putting girls on a pedestal and make her understand that you're better than her. Nobody wants to go out with someone lower.


also what's a pua?

pick up artist
seems simple enough desu

how can i pick up a girls without even trying ?
help senpai

be chad

i think they are interested in me but i'm too ingorant and socially-stupid i don't understand body language i don't understand them what they want to tell...

Also, try to maintain a sexual tension between the two of you. Either through physical contact (not too much and only when it feels right) or what you say.

And by giving a few compliments, that means a few, or you'll end up making her feel superior to you.

And of course try to be original, or else you wouldn't be better than others.

Be confident and go for it habibj

it's their spanish blood

Spanish blood and Moroccan blood are same

>you'll never have a patrician gf

she is white

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Bought some hummus on a whim lads. What should I eat it with? Bread?

Thank God

Flat bread and olive oil.

why not ? she's good looking and seems interesting

Gud
We don't know hummus isn't popular in the maghreb.

it's a known fact that white girls are superior

Asian>White

i like both

Ask Israelis, Syrians or Lebanese but I've always had it served with fresh pita or pita chips. Also,
>Middle Eastern Food
>Made in Sweden

So Algerian-Tunisians?

is she real do u know her in real life she looks nerdy nothing bad with her looks though totally average

>white girls
eww

>PC master race
Also she's average.

You're becoming more like samra fucker everyday, when are you going to turn pedo?

>when are you going to turn pedo?
Please no. The Pole is to much already.

>Brown
ewwwwwwwwwww literally colour of shit

and only know the lablebi 7oms

I know hummus in Shtit7a

i like blond/pale Maghrebis , or ones with asianish traits (not meming)
tanned girl gotta be real pretty to catch my interest
nope

Same taste man. most tanned Algerians are ugly.

ili tra fehom il kol bel make up a zebi tofla ritha awel marra bitha t9oul cha3leha 3morha ma5ajet li chams ritha marra men8ir m'akiage tal3et darker than my future

fama barcha byoudha naturally ama yekhelou fel sif khater chams tounes trodek wssif fi nharin

eyh howa min aslou tofla tkoun abyeth mil ouled o5ti abyeth mini b barsha

eyh tel9aha matokhroch barcha , assli kont bayoudhi kif kont zghir w cha3ri marron kif kbert rja3t brown + black hair a7rech men 7akeka... ama kif neb9a barcha fedar narja3 chwaya ama still moch kima kont

ana kunt byidh lma kont sghir wu sha3ri kan 7mar/maron bse7 lma kbert sar maron ghamq. wu kman wledt b3inin sghar falnas ykhamnouni chnawi l7in.

>teacher says "الشعب الليبي هادا" in reference to the retardedness of algerians

ntouma tani 3andkoum had stereotype ta3 libyans are stupid?

HEY

We wuz the kangz zamel not u


Hannibal wuz disgusting cumskin

n3am bse7 ba3d il 7arb, gbil il 7arb kna nfakrhum 3aqlin

oui

Lol no


Rude

he is a trap
youtube.com/watch?v=2chGFx3H53w listen to the end xd

Rudeness doesn't apply to statistics

تبانلي بلّي ليماج هادي جات من لاشان تيفي القديمة تاعهم (الجماهيرية), النهار طول وهوما حاطين يا العقيد القدافي يدير ف الكلون يا كاش زوج دراوش يشطحو بلبسة بيزار ومصورين بكاميرات تاع الستينات

ماعندهم لا فنانين معروفين لا ايكيب فووت باش تعطيهم سمعة بوزوتيف وحصلو مع هاد الكليشي

s7et. lwkan kan fi libi ma3roof yemken makunach nfekerhum 7meer

Ayy lmao

What statistics

Name me a Libyan innovator.
Pro tip: You can't
xd

when did this libya vs tunisia start?

youtube.com/watch?v=EHAO3IzQmeQ

ti ijiw l tounes mich i3adiw il bac ijiw il tounes 5ater ma3andhomech toba fi libya il eset8a mouhandsin touba fi libya il kol kenou twensa

Qaddafi invented being cool

youtube.com/watch?v=m0PBEQRNXuo
a long hate story ti inaktou bi libiya fi tounes
il aktheria ba3ed les refugés libiya

>massinissa
triggered

still based, loubia must be invaded for this offense

no gf

no gf too :/

Me too


how do I into conversations
how do I seduce grills
Halp plox

girls are evil creatures
think too high of themselves
> i don't know either :/

>think too high of themselves
they really don't, they just overcompensate with their bitch shields to feel powerful and important, until you find out that they're getting fucked in the back seat of some junckie that doesn't shower, they clearely don't think THAT high of themselves

how do you pierce through and defeat the notorious bitch shield?

Guys
I have questions
1) why don't Moroccans poo in loo

How do I get qt middle east shit gf like on the left

16.10.16
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16.10.16.
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16.10.16.
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474587480730.webm

2) why can't Moroccans read at such a high rate
I thought you guys were a bit more devloped tbqh

A girl with a pretty strict hijab (think niqab without the face veil) gave me her number in the bus. Yesterday I took her to the beach with her friend. She was dressed like a slut under the hijab. We cherished and stuff. The friend kept coming near us and tell stories about her ex and how they used to fuck. I was a little embarassed. When I talked to my girl on the phone after I got home, she told me that friend is bisexual and once she kept playing with her boobs after she took a shower in her place. Ah yes great.

this seems too simplistic but you basically ignore it

1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive.

those are algerians i think

>berber symbol
>middle east
you begin by not calling them middle eastern

she's after your kidneys mongol

How come I still had a few girlfriends then?

arr rook same

lesbians are a different story

>tfw I actually dated a lesbian once.

Protip: People only know what you show them.
Protip 2: Girls take things even more at face value than regular people.
They thought you were attractive and weren't unattractive, until they discovered the real piece of shit that you are. That's why you no longer have GFs.

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Joke's on her, I have fucked up kidneys.

But will she fugg my big whaito kok

Not a chance m80. Your body will make her think of pic related and she'll laugh at you. Not gonna lie.

only if you are of greek or north mediterranean descent

pasty white with uncut dicks are seen as feminine and unhygenic

wtf I hate al jazeera now

tfw no indonesian nazi gf

fucking asians man

Should I play some EUIV or Valkyria Chronicles?

Finally found this thread

So guys I asked on a previous general but couldn't check if I was answered: Can you access to any type of Western entertainment (movies, series, games, comics, etc) without any kind of censorship?

Also, in which places the people speak Spanish?

inb4 Tangier and Tetouan

What's the sex tourism scene like in North Africa? What could I get if I brought $500 for women? I'd prefer to fuck local women instead of hookers.

t. have EU + US passport (that could also be a motivation for them)

what's EUIV ?
All i know is that Valkyria chronicles is God tier

what's the context for this?

Europa Universalis IV

, i'm playing VC finally, the gameplay is great but the story is dog shit.

Go to Marrakesh or Tanger ("Tanger" means "thong" in German btw), not a fucking Problem. You won't need more than 50$, still: say you are Canadian, that's for your best.

>say you are Canadian, that's for your best.
>Implying maghrebis don't sucj americans.

I am sure they do, but if any men get knowledge of that it's better for him to be Canadian. They always want to "test" Americans and proof themselves that they are real men unlike Americans

>say you are Canadian, that's for your best.
many maghrebis think that canada is a majority francophone country since their only connection with it is through immigrants in montreal

they might think you're fucking with them if you don't know french

Thanks for the info, both places look like great vacation spots. Also, how Islamic is it really? Would I get my ass kicked if I was seen talking to local women on the streets?

I'm actually Swedish, but have lived and studied in the US for a while. Don't know if they view Europeans differently from Americans.

bump

Doubts I have.

Depends on the country I think but I know there's no censorship in tunisia.
Morrocco has on the other hand censors it's own movies (pic related)

NEED Maghreb gf!

Need Mongolian gf

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Fuck off