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KONTOL

MAKAN

second for malingsia anjir

meme-x

>not wanting me to guide your hand into my girly joystick

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What are you guys doing on a Saturday evening?

What else would non-normies do? ofc play vidya

watching tv with my chink gf

Hanging out with Flipbong which is my biggest mistake

Work.

Playing vidya

Legion

>TFW no yaoi gf
Allah have mercy

community service

TOLD YOU RECTO KILLER ISNT JUST A MEME

Noice. Your goal is to make em 5k this week

at gfs watching Netflix and looking at memes

How can I find a flip gf?

R E C T O
E
C
T
O

olongapo

Angeles

Just google Angeles Philippines and check out the pictures. Even Phuket won't get that kind of results.

[DutDut Intensifies]

on the prowl for manlalabans

Holdaper!!! lol

please tell me where you are so I can avoid you or at the very least spare those who know the secret word

baboy

wew how do flips feel about this?
also, it looks hot, but I'm probably too young to go there. Looks like the typical 60+ German destination. Sadly.

everyone is disgusted with them and the white people that go there but they just keep it inside.that's how it goes here

is it just frequented by whites or also by Asians of wealthier Asian countries and/or black people?

only black US navy guys that's how apl.de.ap was born

most of us feels absolutely nothing about it but some might feel embarrassed which is normal. besides, those monkeys are nothing but trash that should be taken out of the country and you guys are doing a great job on it. except for the cheeky australians doe, those cunts are not fond of wrapping their willy and are really good houdinis when shit hits the fan.

it's really sad. I like south east Asian women, especially Filipinas, but I bet everyone will expect me to be one of those sex tourists if I approach her.

K.. KEEP ME POSTED

you can go for hapas instead

>Japan
if she's not from a third world country, she won't talk to me anyway.

Good Day!

A friend of mine will be conducting a study on social media including perceptions and attitudes of Filipinos towards social media in general. If you are available and interested in sharing your thoughts with regards to this topic

The study will be conducted somewhere in Legaspi Village, Makati City on Sept 26 2016. Cash incentives will be given to the participants. Thanks!

Aussies just leave

Some of you guys are alright, Don’t go to Legaspi Village on September 26 2016.

happening thread will be posted two days after tomorrow

so long cucks

burn all iskwater homes,useless shits deserve no mercy

Filipinos are kind people. If you try talking to her, she would talk to you. Friendliness is their specialty and the reason why so many people (from cold [natured] countries) like them so much.

Yea, Half-japs half flips won't usually label themselves as Japanese but as a Filipino. Same with the halfies in Japan, even if they can't speak Flip, they always say they're flip. They like to consider themselves as Filipinos (for some reason) unlike the chinks. I mean you won't even notice the difference. My senpaitachi half jap but they would consider themselves as flip. Being flip is a mindset that will stick with you forever.

>senpaitachi
Family*
fk the censors

>no clothes
>no mouth
what are you

Aren't japanese just fair skinned asean?

they are actually Chinks who immigrate and absorb the indigenous Japs.

I actually wonder, Japan is kind of multicultural as well. There are the ones that looks alien pale / northern or old-Sinos, the fairskinned like Osakans (me fAm), and the darker Okinawans / southerners.

Explain why they are so many aSEAans in the UAE? Especially flips

I meant in terms of appearance but ok

It could just be

Diversity

we have people everywhere to ensure we will always exist

labor force aka world domination

they are the nigger of asean

If you play in PSE pull out now. P1bn worth of investment is being pulled out everyday for the past 5 weeks, it's all part of the master plan.

what is /asean/+/lit/ reading atm? I found this in the library which sounded interesting

REMINDER TO NEVER SELL DRUGS LIKE THIS KEK

youtube.com/watch?v=g8ZmE3qO4YE

Si Culata ay NAKULATA...

The man who saved Smithy.
Apparently it mentions my great grandfather somewhere in the book as he was part a leading aircraftman in the RAF Far East Flight.

Fuggg :DDDD
Got Beles Durtete :DDDD

that's just rude

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>understanding women
ahahahah goodluck

cool, I'll look out for it

divine comedy:inferno

what are you some kind of numale betacuck

Tsk tsk another victim

Japanese people hates halfies and flips in general
They don't consider them Japanese

MABUHAY KA!

>65287599
Dutdut NPA!!!!

Rreeeeee

Does /asean/ remember their first love?

>Japanese people hates halfies and flips in general
Pff... Lies. You've been reading too much troll posts. With maximum freedom of speech like Japan or the Philippines, there are usually lots of troll posts who just wants attention.

...

Yeah she was a Jew.
Think I have a Jew fetish desu.

I actually remember wars between over sensitive Jap-flips vs. stupid trolls. Ofc in every nice conversation, a motherfcker always has to ruin it.

Why do Flip girls look 8?

no, fuck off

>getting triggered this easily
WTF I love /asean/ now.

>$18,000 a night hotel room
what is this???

youtube.com/watch?v=8sqY6QXtTsI

for $18,000 you could buy a house and lot

amazon.co.uk/Handbook-Atheism-Handbooks-Religion-Theology/dp/0198745079

Saw this at waterstones. The part about Aquinas and Atheism and the Middle Ages are surprisingly not really edgy

Tfw I have to work 6 months without spending anything to stay in a fucking room for 1 night.

So tell me the name of the jew owner of that establishment.

Kapampangan genes
She's 16 in this picture.

Creep

Creep

Creep

Creep

I think I'm constipated

Too much assrape flipbong?

Get out of here, samefag.

Get out of here, samefag.

>Giving yourself (You)s

Just how much of a loser can you be

>Giving youself (You)s

Just how much of a loser can you be

Posted too early, copycat.

Let's fill up the ethnic chart, lads.

Kapampangan reporting.

Wow so diverse

that's a lot of balkanizing to do

Not now.
We need to stay united to remove kebab infestations in Mindanao.

Bisaya

>masbateño

This happened to me less than 10min ago. T-tuskette

It will be simplified

Can you proves if you're really matobato's men

Cuyonon here

>Pampanga-Tarlac doesn't have its own state

Shit map

He's an NPA

This is what duts wants so it shall be done

Are you faggots still up?

region C and H will carry the whole PH, both are powerhouse

Why? What time is it over there?

Yes. Now post boipucci

Around 10 PM.

Considering that different timezones are involved, i think some of you are at around midnight.

No

11PM here, even if some are are midnight it's Sunday tomorrow.

What tags are the best when looking for JAV videos?

Hagdan

Post thigh

coprophagy

cute

>no Butuanon

I refuse

>C and H will carry the whole PH
>both are powerhouse
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
C can make a case but Western Visayas? top fucking kek

>Cebuano
>Bisaya
like, what's the fucking difference?

i noticed this also
same language, same culture, same people, sometimes i notice cebuano calling themselves bisaya and vice versa

>F
>Catbalogan

fucking hell, can someone please explain to me just why is Mai so incredibly qt, while also being insanely sexy?

Memes aside, how the fuck can 3D unironically compete?

>read my medical law book
>57% of people in the UK identify as Christian, 25% fedora tippers
>only 9% of those who identify Christians go to church at least once a month
Protestantism is a failure

That will definitely change once we separate

>tfw you dont really know if its fireworks or gunshots

So.... Memenose is turning into a tita. Is this a good or bad thing?

Also, 4 more years till she,s christmas cake

Just like the Philippine stock market, we don't invest on that slut anymore. We only invest to her pure imouto now. I got so triggered by her latest pics

Forgot pic. Shes an auntie now

why can't most women realize that they look shit when they're with on a heavy make-up(or any make-up at all)

my girls heart
pic related similar to her

cuz western girl will never act unknownly like anime girl

Have you read this yet?

amazon.co.uk/Handbook-Atheism-Handbooks-Religion-Theology/dp/0198745079

>gmanetwork.com/news/story/582611/news/nation/at-least-50-celebrities-in-duterte-s-drug-list-dino
Are you gonna take care of the celebs too mate?

Balingasaganon here

I've lived in region M, C and K. My family owns houses in M C K J and D.

Tagalog here representing.

>Hagdan
It's Hashigodan :^)

>tfw will never fly f-14 tomcat with the Third Aerial Girls Squad.

Both words mean stairs btw

You can always be part of the sultan's harem

Don't reply to me or any of my posts ever again.

We are *this* close to seeing her cleavage. What a tease

I won't mind submitting to the sultan as a demonstration of my submission to Allah

What's wrong with that?

>HAGDAN
>HAshiGoDAN

Japs confirmed for related to Flips?

He's a holdaper

A lot of old Japanese works well with modern Filipino.
For example:
Baranggay = 場欄街 (Ba ran gai) [place line district]

We wuz shogunz and shieeet

Binat = 微熱 (Bi netsu / Bi natsu)

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Is this you?

Honesty I can't take your posts anymore, could you take a quest from me? Make a trip so I can filter you.

Baranggay is not a modern filipino word

Well you still use it till today so it's modern. However, my Japanese examples are rarely used these days.

>tfw you don't really know of its shabu or tawas

>Once you check and snift it you'll get addicted
Or risk having BO

Sorry but I'd like to be anonymous.

>He gives you a trip
>You filter the trip
>He doesn't use trip anymore

Indon poster stupid as always

Kanto = 関頭 (Kantou)

You won't even find these on wikipedia.

>Gate
>Beginning

If the kanji doesn't match with the meaning, then it's not the same fucking word

Middle Chinese influences Japanese vocabulary
Japanese vocabulary allegedly influences Tagalog vocabulary (according to you)
So Tagalog was influenced in a way by Chinese...

Really makes you think huh

MAY NAGAWA

LOL CHINIPINO

Do you even Kanji? I'm looking for more words but only a few dictionaries have the old Kanjis.
Also, it's Head, not Beginning.

It can mean both you dip

>Kanto is a critical moment

Yeah, I guess it makes sense when there's a fucking snatcher or kidnapper at every kanto

But otherwise that's not what it fucking means

What's this Chinese meme? I don't think so, you can't find anything else but as a counter for animals. (Not that I know of)

You're probably thinking of Hanzi which is different from Kanji

When you think about it, Chinese gene and infleunce spread all across Asia

You might say to a M'lay or a Flip that no matter how much they hate China, China is part of them literally

Do you speak Tagalog?

Anyways the dictionary translation was even lost in the English translation. It's meaning is more of a "Vertex" but it's reversed so it means that way, it's hard to explain.

Do you even kanji?

é ­ is the beginning or top (which makes it the head) of something

Which is also why 関頭 is the critical moment or the "beginning (頭) of the gate (関)"

Just because you're some fucker with Jisho opened up doesn't make you a nippon professional

You're full of shit pulling at straws.
Kanto is a fucking corner. Nothing more, nothing less.

Stop this "we wuz shogunz and shitz" thing what are you trying to prove anyways?

Look this is not Chinese symbolic shit. You can interchange Kanjis with different words, I don't wanna make up words and I'm trying to look at the dictionaries that even has the old Japanese.

>You're full of shit pulling at straws.
I'm talking about the Japanese meaning you knob.

Don't worry my Singachink friend

He is right in some way. All flips and malays today have some chink in their blood

>Look this is not Chinese symbolic shit
You don't know how kanji fucking works.

>I'm talking about the Japanese meaning you knob.
You were trying to fucking connect 関頭 with kanto by bringing up some "lost in the translation" bullshit.

>You don't know how kanji fucking works.
As if you're the one to tell a Jap. Why do you know how it works? Do you know their old literature? Then prove it.

>You were trying to fucking connect 関頭 with kanto by bringing up some "lost in the translation" bullshit.
There were different meanings there for a reason. Japanese can't be easily translated to English and vice versa.

>I'm a Jap

I know you're only trolling, but I'm taking a bite at your bait. Because why not. Also, I've posted my face here a while ago, not doing it again coz privacy.

What are you trying to say, retard faggot?
I will of course know that he didn't use filter, retard. Go suck sg's dick, you fucking maid.

Then don't go here anymore, you fucking faggot.
You're even worse than flip Cred Forums. I willingly take flip Cred Forums over you, retard weaboo.

Hmm...

>retard weaboo
Look whose talking here now, do you see me ERP and post anime pictures here even ONCE? Also, I'm not a weeb because Flip > Japan.

t. self-proclaimed "I wuz 1/64 nips and shietttt"
Just go fuck your self, weaboo.

I'm even willing to prove (if there's enough evidence) that the Chinese had some unwritten history with the Philippines, this is not only about some Jap shit.

>I will of course know that he didn't use filter, retard.

Fucking Indon here thinks he's so clever

Binondo fucking exists.
The Sangleys exists.

You don't need to prove anything.

>Binondo
>岷伦洛区
I've always wondered places like Tondo or Binondo. Their names were only suggestions but there wasn't any hard evidence about it.

mfw

>an episode where flips trying to be ""clever""
Don't make me laugh, retard.

Then prove it.

I'm still looking for evidences, that's what I do on my free time. So far, nothing much.

Tondo existed before binondo

>The only known ruler of Tondo was when the Bruneian empire conquered Manila somewhere in the 1500s.
What happened to the Maginoos?

you guys are so cranky,go to sleep

Kanto btw sounds like a load word from the spics

Seludong is manila

Tondo existed even before that even namayan

It could be, who knows. The portuguese and the spics had some relationship with the Japs in the past as well.

There were suggestions of rulers, but the thing is, they're not too sure, not enough evidence backs it up, only speculations.

Anal sex

I can Google the rulers of tondo easily I'm sure you can too
Seludong was the one under the Brunei empire
The rest of the kingdoms hated them for that and wanted them out

We also use the words derecho in a wrong manner

Yeah, but I'm looking for the names of the previous rulers, before the Bruneian Empire invaded. So far, what they know is that the people in high social classes like princes, were given titles such as "Lakan". That's as far as what the books will tell you.

But derecho actually means what it is in Spanish. (My granma's a spic)

>But derecho actually means what it is in Spanish. (My granma's a spic)
It depends really on the dialect, ask a Chilean or a Mexican and they would say it differently.

There's 3 of them listed

It suppose to mean turn right but we use it to go straight

>a yellowcuck and a shogun ronin ninja mojito flip samefagging episode

Lankan is the ruler its higher than datu

Dutdutards tend to be more nationalistic

Nuu, Derecho means something like "Tarong" in Tagalog.

Meh. It's just different places really. That's what they call royals in Luzon, but in precolonial Visayas and Mindanao, royals were called Datu, Sultan, Rajah, etc.

Its also called sultan if you are a Muslim
Its a heirachy and since we are taking about Luzon Lankan is the heightest equal to a rajaah

We use it as go forward in a straight manner
There's even more of a native word to use than kanto actually

>Lankan is the heightest equal to a rajaah
Yes the ranking is the highest so they're both the highest thus equal. But the "Lakan" culture is lost, and what you see in the books are the "Rajah" culture. The spics didn't even bother writing anything about the Philippine culture or literature, they even burnt them down. I guess we can only rely on the small hope of finding that one based spic or someone that actually documented something.

Guys i think I'm in love with Rola Misaki. What do?

No its not lost we still use Lankan for some honoring titles

Even Lankan dula have it as his name

>There's even more of a native word to use than kanto actually
What's this on about? Kanto means differently depending on how you mean it.

"Dyan lang sa kanto" = On that intersection
"Sa susunod na kanto" = In the next block.

There isn't really a specific English translation for that word.

Have you guys ever wondered if you have a smaller field of view than europeans/africans

Not going to tell hehe

Its used in that manner aswell

The title is not lost. But the culture, the kingdom, what exactly was it. We know lots about Rajahs but not about the Lakans.

Lakan might even be higher than rajah to them up there

We are talking about Luzon here and not the others
Lankan is the rajah if not even heigher than that

We don't know exactly, so far there are only infos about the attack of the Bruneian Empire in Manila. We don't want to keep looking from the Bruneian scriptures and their perspectives, but from some other source that may tell us. I'm speculating that Rajah = Lakan, because the ancient Bruneians called them that.

Then that alone already confirmed they existed

What? They already existed, and we're trying to find more info about them.

The 2 of the 3 listed were descendants from Lakans
Lol

Even cebu (mandaue) Has a Lakan, Lankan Busan

hoy, wagecuck gumising ka na

What's the most quiet city in the Philippines? i.e. one where I would have a decent chance not to be executed or robbed?

Don't know, don't care. I never care about non-"East and Southeast Asian".

Masbate.

Cringebong

Batanes

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King of cuck

>creates an amazing alternative reality with moon aliens or BETAs invade Earth and wipes out most of humanity
>makes cool mech designs
>they even formulate tactics for mech formations (pic related)
>put a lot of detail into politics and historical events
>doesn't go into much details about the war because it's a fucking adult romance vn
>creates an amazing first few traumatic episodes then proceeds to turn the women in the show to fucking horny sluts for the protagonist
I hate Muv-Luv so much, there aren't a lot of shows that have a premise where humanity is fighting a hopeless battle

T_T i miss the smell of province

>unique grass smell
>cold fog smell
>distinct motorcycle exhaust smell
>smell of burning leaves by your kapitbahay

Wake up, you faggots!

Dammit this desu, I miss these so much.

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k8

>watch Blue Gender
>main character is a shinji ikari
>the only girl(the heroine) that has character development is a fucking group slut
>show has no qualms with murdering anyone

What's your favorite /fit/ exercise?

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youtube.com/watch?v=wrn3qDjCm4g

hoy gising!
bangon na

Is it shitpost o'clock already? I'm excited

Magandang pagbangon

Sakit ng likod ko kakakantot kagabi, tulog nalang siguro ako ulit.

>Priest says what dutdut doing is wrong

Incompetence, corruption and increasing the problem is better?

>tfw you only found a single shirt that fits you nicely after more than 5 hours of searching
any skinny flips here? where do you buy your non-streetwear clothes?

ukay-ukay

at least they are sticking to their claim unlike dutdut

>1517+499
>Still listening to priests

tbf they are not really wrong tho

>worldwide.vote/hillary-vs-trump/#/results
>philippines - trump: 100%
and we still wonder why we are a third wolrd country

>Ironically vote for a walking dead woman.

>Implying Shillary is better

We're a third world country either way. We need either Italian fascism or communism just to boost up the fucking industries.

our laws are already like that and yet here we are

release and separate everyone would be more ideal

>brunei

No what you need is the TPP, only the invisible hand of the free market can uplift you into first world cunt.

>Italian fascism or communism just to boost up the fucking industries.

Don't worry, we're basically heading down that same path. Our options are those or get entirely owned by China.

Should I upgrade to Win10?

Yes, it boot faster

>Be wageslave for bule via TPP
>Cant create industry of our own

FUCK OFF TPP SHILLS

No, it boot slower

Sure enjoy your botnet redditcuck

with chinas help will we have those fascism and commies even more

better the companies come here then slaving away in the middle east

Even f you create industry of your own it will be insufficient and uneconomical to compete with established and trusted brands.
Believe in the free market who will provide you wageslave job in Toyota plants like the PRC sweatshops.
Look at all these happy Burmese living their life sewing underwear for Japanese companies for $2 a day. No more life in the slums ,only comfy corporate commieblock now.

Forgot pic.
Not just industry but agriculture will also be reshaped under the TPP. Gone are the days of small scale farmers without much assets only corporate owned industrial farms growing genetically modified crops that local insects dare not touch to feed the new food industry build by Nestle.
Resisting TPP is opression, go to the streets and demand TPP for equality now!

We anime now, bitches.
>TV Asahi, the company behind the famous "Doraemon" cartoons about a schoolboy and a robotic cat from the future, is working on its first televised anime series specifically targeting the Philippines. It is cooperating with a local animation and game developer, the Synergy88 group.
>"Barangay 143" will tell the story of high school basketball players in Manila when it begins airing in 2017.
asia.nikkei.com/Life-Arts/Arts/Asian-partners-help-anime-cast-broader-spell-outside-Japan

I'd rather see a S3 of pic related instead

What the fuck country are you from my man?

>the only pretty boy is a bule
>manlet is buff
>apparent leader looks like a chink
Oh well.

Dont listen to this TPP shill cuck. Support your local small and medium enterprises. Its your country job to protect this enterpreneur, not giving your economy up to some globalist jew fuck.
They are the last line of defense of your country economy when world economy turn into shit. It was proven during 1998 and 2008 crisis. And they will prove themselves again on the future crisis.
Again, dont fell to the first world economy jew meme. They'll end up sucking up your country resources and make your economy depends on them.

We once had this Filipino First policy where local entrepreneurs were to be given the highest support, but that apparently went to shit.

Is state-run industry better?

youtube.com/watch?v=gO_KxGlY62g

Oh fuck, was this sarcastic posts?

Was my sarcasm too subtle?

wat..?
Pls no kuroko bullshit no ignition passu skills.

>Filipino First policy where local entrepreneurs were to be given the highest support,

it still there but not all industry mostly the public and agriculture add that to the 60-40

This is embarrassing and degrading shit tbhwy

did imiss the shillfest?

kek
where the hell do you guys find these pics

I think this was the original it was floating around the /ex-yu/ and /cum/ generals earlier

When will we surpass Thailand lads? Never?

Really makes you think

They'll make half the characters there as homos. Screencap this nigglets, it WILL happen.

Fucking kikes behind everything once again

Fire up the ovens, boys.

is /asean/ ded nowadays?

no but there's a thunder storm

tropic thunder?
youtube.com/watch?v=9Pl4JNnqNaE
thats my fav movie

as long as it sin't too loud

i thought we were talking about my fav movie

no,I'm talking about 110+dB of nature

how about 110+dB effect of my titi smashing your puki sounds like?

Will you fuck me too

keling babi

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here's my newest art project senpai :^)
mengandung babi
is it too early to ask?
i thought cold day is good for sex so we can get our body warm and fuzzy

How rude

you should be proud
i never did this to anyone for years now

You should be proud of your microdick

[citation needed]

also

Wtf why do you hate me ;_;

>hating people you barely know on the internet
no
i just have preference

what is wrong with her nose?

Why cant Muslims just stay in their sand area and conquer it first before moving on other countries.

Because Flips barely have pinoy pride back then. Who knows if things changed by now with Pinoy Pride World wide.

What the hell happened with the ending tho

how big is your dick?

New thread

dimples

Micropenis chan

Our protectionist policy is literaly base on pinoy pride
Which ultimately doomed us