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Custodian, take this mess out

plymouth

Thoughts on this lads?

wew. Triggering my yellow fever haha

Mates bird was showing me her new fiver and didn't even realise it was Churchill on it

Nearly decked her

cute :3

why on earth would you not want it to be london

thats retarded

t. not london

*blows a tune on the janny whistle*

Got 2 of them with consecutive serial numbers
Don't want to spend them

How do people manage to care about shite like this?

Where should parliament be temporarily housed if the houses of parliament get closed for maintenance work? Who gives a flying fuck? It's inconsequential. Certainly the decision won't be left to the common man anyway.

this

you can get AT LEAST £15 for postage on those

Business idea: a wank, but done to you by a girl instead of by yourself

still haven't seen a new fiver lads

absolutely cannot wait to see it

Where

move it here

I care
The midlands needs more relevance and the government should make up for their smear campaigns for Birmingham

First thing I did when I got one was sniff a line with it

gave mine to the tesco cashier and he didn't even care

guy has probably seen tons already

*wipes the slate clean of blairites*

bored

better idea: use her mouth to wank or maybe another hole even

soundcloud.com/parrot-jungle-95/the-birds-and-the-bees

ah yes

ebay
single ones are going for like £7 at a bare minimum
the fact you have consecutive serials is better

if they're low serials that's even better

...

selling £5 notes £3k ea

meet me at the kbd lair

Sick
Might whack them on there then

>phone up customer at work
>quickly look at her DoB while the phone rings
>1960-something
>open with "Hello is that Mrs Surname?"
>she responds with "it's Ms Surname actually"

Yeah OK you frosty scrote, get over yourself you fucking worm.

AK09767974
doxxing my fiver :)

just at 63 jaffa cakes

The so-called Left Wing is cringey is as fuck

It's a meme you dip

the last thread was.......quite good........yes.............quite......good.........

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I've taken 200mg DNP for 2 days (today is the third) and I haven't felt anything

No sweating, no fatigue or increased heartrate, nothing

Do I really need to increase the dose to 400mg?

business idea: labour and the conservatives occupy the left and right wings of the houses of parliament

>4-0 down at HT

it's over lester are finished

josies back again lads

>Labour is a open party for anyone
>Continues to elect a old white grammar school educated man
hmmmmmmmmmmm

>tories
>right

>taking the time out of your day to rename your files

top autism

kek imagine your name was paul ennis or jack toff

would kill myself

...

Am I taking 200mg DNP daily for the foreseeable future? Yes.


Do I rate Pogba? No.

TGHE GRAMMAR SCHOOLS?????

rasheed

Love it

Hope they get relegated

where have you been you little slag

>Leicester went to shit after kante

Brum, give them a boost

Can you enter/exit hotels any time you want?

is this a cult?

Rasheed

no they just hold opinions which are different to yours mate

youll get your rent when fix damn door!!!!!!!!

u a bitch

is this a cult?

Nah you have to get written consent from tezza may

>capitalise the city but not the name

runt

stupid opinions like 'we can go from strength to strength and convince rorke ukip voting england to vote for some raving lefty '

Seriously where the hell is the Yoga 710 lad?

cannae stop listening to that gay m83 song ffs

politics is a cult....

Don't even use my Instagram account apart from looking at pictures of dogs haha, the ex gf still saw fit to block me on it though, just checked her though and she's unblocked me

What could she have possibly meant by this?

Labour is a Rasheed party

>m83
hello 2014

>been out all day
>get back and Corbyn wins

Goodbye Labour

rasheed

Ate some chicken and hot sauce two days in a row and now my arsehole is feeling the consequences

>not taking the time out of your day to rename your files
runt

hello

now is the time for victory

The mistress just sent me this on whatsapp..

She said "Be prepared for tonight. I've got big heels on and your balls are going to get battered"

Cannot fucking wait

>It's inconsequential
It'll be a six-year period, that will bring a lot of attention, media and money is why.

alri

I'm sure she did

...

>Hispanic man shooting up a mall in Washington
>Blacks rioting in Carolina
>Arabs bombing New York

Is America first world?

ALBA GU BRÁTH

Andrew is the whitest name you can have

>tax disc still on the car
major runt identifying technique

Don't think so

Choon


vimeo.com/121740441

>Twats that say "desu" after every sentence

Not a fan

greek name found all over southern europe

my gf

this desu

you have to be baiting

Post yfw the military starts a coup when corbyn comes into power

No.

Yfw

...

>Boudicca being anyones gf, let alone an englishman
kys my man.

I don't know why you brits laugh at Corbyn
He is a honest communist.
Why would you want the fake leftists back?

not a fan of this gimmick

living large

explain why

I spy with my little eye something beginning with a capital P

...

>Andrew is the whitest name you can have

>boudicca

Literally a savage, responsible for the deaths of innocents.

>le communism meme

Became good friends with two top tier fit birds these past weeks
They're probably not gonna shag me but still a good feeling that they find me funny etc.
Might just pipe one of their uglier mates

ah yes, quite honest
*walks all the way back to the bus for a PR photoshoot*

arsehole smells horrendous
should probably go do a shower

>Englishmen
>innocent
kys my man

I refuse to believe someone has that much shit taste in music

>innocents
delusional

Will probably watch "Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah, giant monsters all out attack!" today

Communists aren't electable. The Opposition is supposed to be viable opposition to the government.

>englishmen
>before the anglo saxon invasion

Not sure what you mean there, pal.

Got drunk last night then smoked a weed

The Bookham posse out on the town last night

>when corbyn comes to power

how is it shit.

I will no response any less than a pitchfork essay on the subject

>Became good friends with two top tier fit birds these past weeks
>They're probably not gonna shag me but still a good feeling that they find me funny etc.
>Might just pipe one of their uglier mates

blackmanonthephone.jpg

was going to do this exact post but I'm too hungover to be arsed

good work, puppet

the state of that girl on the far left

glanced over and
thought poleaboo had just said this

>muh unelectable
now there is actually a choice rather than blairites

Joseph, but ain't your average Joe though

diazepam and a can of red bull straight up the shitter lads

VERY bad diarrhea lads

this desu
person

>saturday and sunday /brit/ threads
not for me

if the opposition isn't electable than the government can just run amok

that's me m8

wew at that pic

you have to be baiting

going to make a cup of tea and retire to the bedroom

If british people let tories run amok forever because they like what tories are doing, then you deserve it wholesale.

Me at the top

Good thing my name is unironically Andrew and I am unironically white then xx

Fuck off you utter Finn and mind your own business.

Name: John
Looking for: Long term relationship
Hobbies: Jigsaw puzzles. Watching eggheads.
Favourite drink: Water
Favourite meal: Soup
Job: Tax Attorney
Are you happy?: No

the H.T.I.D. 2K7 crew

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>the government is elected because the people like what they are doing


Lol

theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jun/01/judge-grants-extension-to-police-investigation-into-tory-election

channel4.com/news/election-expenses-exposed

newstatesman.com/politics/media/2016/05/why-havent-we-heard-more-about-allegations-tory-election-fraud

rt.com/uk/345602-tory-advertising-campaign-fraud/

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3618954/Tories-bid-block-fraud-inquiry-election-spending-MP-agent-attempt-stop-police-given-time-investigate-claims.html

I WILL MERK YOUR WHOLE TEAM ON A SOLO

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3802351/Calais-aid-workers-regularly-having-SEX-migrants-Jungle-camp-FEMALE-charity-helpers-likely-sleep-refugee.html

how do we save england?

2, 3, 1

kanye hasn't done a good job that thing is still neat

Try me lil brit
I'll get my longboats and raid your shores like good times

>believing r9k memes about worn pussies

runt

strawpoll.me/11291308

strawpoll.me/11291308

strawpoll.me/11291308

what the fuck

I wonder if her kids will ever see these, or the sextape

>not being comfy seeing your mum naked

closet incest freak

she had 2 kids, she has paid for it to be put back in place

>leftie media

>>not being comfy seeing your mum naked
>sex is naked

My mum doesn't look like kim, I reckon her son will wank to her pics when hes older

...

Never got the appeal of this wench.

I will now compose a list of female celebrities whose looks are overrated:

Jennifer Lawrence
Angelina Jolie
Cara Delevingne
Lupita Nyong'o
Kim Kardashian
Megan Fox
Susan Sarandon
Nicole Kidman

That is all.

fucking hell red bull is grim

Literally who

Jagerbombs are objectively the nicest alcoholic drink ever conceived.

what's that Yank playboy model who has a body like a fucking fridge but she's still lauded over

>race is a social construct. we're all just humans.
>make everything a race issue

do lefties literally not listen to the things they say? its absurd.

want gf

>there are virgins with high standards in this thread

howling at you
reckon I'd shag around 97% of females in my age group

nicole, susan and megan were nice back in the day

Do you really think the opinions and 'facts' you see in American media are written by Whites?

is this Snopes?

This

>Jennifer Lawrence
cute, bad actor
>Angelina Jolie
hot
>Cara Delevingne
mediocre
>Lupita Nyong'o
dont know who that is
>Kim Kardashian
yummy mummy
>Megan Fox
yummy mummy, not that bad at acting
>Susan Sarandon
dk who that is
>Nicole Kidman
dk who that is

How're your AS levels going?

good, good...

>having standards makes you a virgin

oh dear

I don't know if I'm a virgin because of high standards or because of autism and the fact that I don't put myself out there. Also it could be that I am physically ugly.

Appalling taste in women my man, just horrible

mild hangover after 4 (four) beers

grim bunch of rats

probably irish

i wasn't really agreeing with the Virgin part, more the fact that I'd shag 97% of girls my age

its politifact

im not a virgin but my standards are too high iah. going through a bit of a drought atm so perhaps i should find a 6/10 or summin.

reckon I'd shag 98% of women and some attractive men too

Me too lad haha. Combination of hangovsr and diarrhea, feel like I'm dying

I could beat anyone in this thread at over watch

*drops a lead weight on your head from a third story balcony*

FONT

might suck a cock

>Hmm yes the oak notes are subtle, it's quite a peaty blend, well-aged, not too mature and you can definitely taste the smokiness from the wood grain. Quite a fine year this one, very palatable indeed and it goes down smooth with a faint citrus aftertaste. Truly one does pity the fool who cannot enjoy such a glass of fine whiskey on a cool summer's eve and who would rather drink merely for the inebriating effects of the ethanol.

>>Nicole Kidman
>dk who that is

This desu, don't care how fit they are as long as they're at least 5/10 and clean they're still good to shag.

Going to go to Nando's by myself in a bit and stuff my hungover face

is that sad lads? don't tell me my life is sad

*reanimates to suck your willy*

bit gay haha

so theres a creepy monolith on Mars.

Would shadowrealm most of thier fannys 2bh

Great post, shall definitely be reading it... later

*makes eye contact with the camera and bursts out laughing*

I go for a fry up on my own every weekend

bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-37452287

>chinese people in London in 300AD

i would say the same to you good lad

just looked at her films, never seen one

my gf

left to right on top then three on bottom:

2 1 6 4 10 3 5 11 13 8 14

7 9 12

Phobos also has a monolith.

I could beat you all at overwatch

You know in some places they don't do the whole "something beginning with"? They just say what they spy like

>I spy a cake

I don't get it

Nothing wrong with eating on your own as long as you're confident and don't give a fuck

Nandos is the last place I'd do it though, full of normie couples

...

I would genuinely smack your head off in TF2.

did the man press the Q button first?

theres also a floating spoon on Mars

It's some lyrics off a song you dips

leafs fuck off

>grim bunch of rats
Whilst you're objectively correct I would still shag every single one of them individually

my tracer is godly

thinking of joining momentum to get a qt commie gf lads

>coffee date tomorrow

kacking it lads

That doesn't make my point any less relevant. Don't be rude.

I want a British gf

*triple air shots you*

pshh, surf more kiddo

why did delboy fall through a bar

p-p-paper that's what I see

i took my aeropress on a date once

BBC are obsessed with this stuff
>PAKIS HAVE ALWAYS LIVED HERE!

join national action and get a qt nazi gf

I'd take any nationality at this point

>PAKIS HAVE ALWAYS LIVED HERE
Um it's "ASIANS HAVE ALWAYS LIVED HERE" hun (: x

23 year old virgin here, doing part time college course which is full of middle aged to older women and I'd shag them all desu

Having some Tesco brand mint imperials. They're alright but they're not that minty.

>national action

bunch of dafties in masks

if you help me to find a British gf, I can help you to find a German gf.

I've only ever seen a video of them
do they even do much?

> implying you'd ever be alive long enough to even see me on your screen
heh, kid

>Labour voters really think comrade Corbyn can defeat based May
Top zozzle lads, May on the next tenner when

>Jagerbombs are objectively the nicest alcoholic drink ever conceived.

sister's moving to walthamstow lads

is she gonna be stabbed?

yeah with cocks

why not just get a german gf at that point

yeah go on mate

fuck sake

gf just told me she wants to be in an open relationship because she's not "fully happy" with me

>playing spy

oh dear

a likely story

gonna get fucking niggered tonight leds

breakup time boyo

apologise

I'm literally rolling in plastic fivers lads

wonder if they all slowly took off their clothes, doused themselves in oil and had a go with the lad in the bed one after another
hmm...

Still not got my hands on one
How do they feel? Better than the old ones?

ohhhh yes, the diazepam has kicked in

lovely

I want a British one. It's some kind of life dream.

>tfw no plastic fiver
I live in a town of less than 40k people in the North so it's going to be at least 5 years before I get a new fiver

Got any consecutive serial numbers lad?

I do

they feel soft and silky, I like them

Video games are for manchildren

>brits unironically want plastic money

It's fucking shit mates we've had it for ages and they are terrible

>a town of less than 40k people
Dire
>in the North
Just end it lad

coming to britain might be a start if you're really committed to it

just sayin

Had a dream that the ex ldr us gf messaged me again proclaiming her love for me

She was going to come to the UK but she's on the JET programme and told me she's into this guy back in the US

Looks like she's having a shit time in jp

They feel very smooth
I also live in a town of less than 40k people in the North
Probably. I got a tenner out yesterday and it gave me two plastic fivers, I bet they were consecutive.

t. mature, successful man who happens to be posting on a Taiwanese knitting forum on his weekend

t. Zhang
Plastic money is better than paper in LITERALLY every way

>Give us a kiss user!!

had a dream my cat died the other night

made me sad because its going to happen at some point and he's pretty much the only thing keeping me alive

Maybe your monopoly money is lad with pictures of abbos and koala bears on it but ours is based.

which town of 40k people in the North

It's actually super nice. Far nicer than anything else up here

It's not as 'plasticy' as I was expecting
Also a big fan of the transparent bit

I will start working in London in February but im too autistic to live in London itself so I am trying to find something in a smaller place nearby where I will also be able to find a qt British gf.

try n get me jenny

Not telling you, you'll come and take all of our plastic fivers.

EUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

average thread

where is the fucking machine?

I'll only take like £50 worth

>people want money that bends with plastic behavious over elastic behaviour

Having money that gets bent, at the corner, in the middle or in any other way and literally will no go back to flat is terrible. It's a pain if you have a wallet, it's an extra pain with self checkouts and it looks retarded too.

what a unique idea

Slept in until 2. This is the biggest lie in I've had since becoming a wageslave.

Reckon Google Translate will be 100% accurate within 10 years time

>London

Dont

cropped to save bandwidth space for aussies

You can flatten it back out you absolute spacker

post the valentina nappi fucking machine

Good plan

they like funny accents here

you speak english well? not too autistic?

post the fucking machines instead

>im too autistic to live in London itself
??????????

>2 days DNP
>feel cold

I bet the bastard sold me fake shit

FUCK DNPUK

me in the pic

Literally the first time I've heard of this problem Bruce so I'll assume it's only something that affects your dollarydoos

I'm afraid I will sound like a retard. I have a German accent but I'm able to hold conversations.

No you fucking can't lad, not easily and in your hand like paper money.

Yes there are people everywhere. Also I'm not sure if I could afford it. I will get 80k pound before taxes / year. But the costs in London seem to high.

You can flatten it enough for a machine to take it, never had any problems with it being bent
Think you might genuinely be retarded la

>weight loss drugs

Losing weight is possibly the easiest thing in the world. Its free too

erm

Having a dull pain at the base of my thumb (median nerve?) since morning lads, first time ever.

Could it be carpal tunnel syndrome?

It's my left hand and I'm right handed tbqh.

>I will get 80k pound before taxes / year.
are you becoming a CEO of something holy shit

...

I lost 20lbs over the last 2 months but I've hit a wall and want the weight loss faster

Really struggling to restrict my calories these days too

clearly asking for it dressed like that

>asian bull
hmm

Just got a text saying "super lemon hayes puff"

Ama

>80k
Cor blimey lad, drinks are on you at the next /brit/ meetup

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>hillary says she'll pass a 65% estate tax(which is extremely fucking high)
>everyone shitting themselves
>CTR is actually using the fact she's a chronic liar as a defense by saying she's probably not going to actually pass it

Why don't you take it all at once, just to be sure

No I will work at PricewaterhouseCoopers. But I'm young. Probably they're ripping me off.

your carpal tunnel isn't in your thumb mate.

you've probably just sprained a muscle in your thenar eminence or something.

that's a mighty fine situation you have over there lad

Doxxed

Lads.

>had a few weeks vacation; stayed 2 weeks in London
>wasn't even doing my game. just wanted to see something of the city and going to the job interview for an internship at JPMorgan there
>almost every night I was out some british girl came talk to me and wanted to start something
>I was already disgusted by their reputation

Are all british girls so bad? Fucking chavs, man.

you could talk them into coming out ffs

>vacation
Fuck off yank

fuck off kraut. we voted for brexit to keep your types OUT

young and on an 80k wage? Not sure if i should believe you

You made the mistake by going any where in England. England is a waste land full of pakis niggers and chavs.

Asians niggers and chavs lad

>You made the mistake by going any where in England. England is a waste land full of pakis niggers and chavs.