/balt/ +/ausnz/ Estonian president elections edition

cup noodles haha

the smug man

TIL you could've placed a bet on election results at triobet and a woman was a favorite, but she didnt even pass through the qualifier round. kekekeke.,

This isn't a presidential election, we're basically just getting a new mascot, of which no one will be more wackier looking than Ilves.
At least it's not a woman this time :DDDD

/TEUTON/

The man with stache, Kallas eesti.ca/the-curious-case-of-the-fraud-busting-european-commissioner/article19846
a story of how 10 mil got stolen by him, indirectly. good goy.

hi
whats his name

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Edgar Savisaar

Allar Jõks

this

the real slim shady

fuck off

Livonian order or kys
3rd is Cukurs plane?
and whats the 4th one

Trešā lidmašina ir Vef Irbitis i12

Cukurs sēž savā C-6 Trīs Zvaigznes, vai arī kādā citā no saviem lidaparātiem.

*dabs*
skurt

do the balts have their own regional accents or do they generally sound the same?

Most sound Russian

latvia and lithuania post sound like a half assed russian while estonian sounds like a better version of finnish.

two accents, too.
slavic accent
non-slavic accent

those regions represent local accents. it's funny that despite our country being midget size there's quite a lot of them

we do here, but they are a very small minority

>mēs nekad vairs neražosim lidmašīnas, neiikarosim un nekolonizēsim svešas zemes
>mēs vairs nekad nebūsim desmitā bagatākā Eiropas valsts
Latvians in Latgale have a distinct accent and the Latvians in Kurzeme tend to butcher the end of words
>t. ive never heard Latvian

latgale has a very strong accent
West Kurzeme has small accent too
not sure about north vidzene but people say they have one too

thanks

t.hanks

Prussian>Lithuanian>Samogitian>Livonian>Latvian=Estonian

Small reminder that Kurzeme is best region

How is it going, Estonia?

small but meaningful
>t. NEET
pizdaukas out

*blocks you from estonia*

good, good. If Kallas wins then he will sell russian bydlo back to you guys, bet u miss them.

thanks

you're on another corner of the globe, m8

NEED a movie reccomendation lads

>t. Horse
Žemaitukas out

youtu.be/K1aqPWs-GtE
l***uanian
youtu.be/1rFb1ize57Q
LATVIAN
youtu.be/txg9Jc1gcfk
estonian

*teleports in front of you*

Defenders of Riga or Pelnu sanatorija

Why does every canidate in presidents of estonia promise to "sell russian bydlo back"? Seems like they trigger you a lot XDD

dredd

why does lithuanian sound so slavic

wtf

don't start that gay shit

I don't know.
that's a topic for the future I think

West Aukštaitian(aka what actual humans use)>the rest

she's from wilno

Because they ruled the slavs.

*barbarossa's you but actually succeeds*

*noticed the bulge*
w-what is this, user?

don't u mean
"why oh why does slav sound so much like Lithuanian"?
it's because Lithuanians ruled teh slavs

Rīgas Sargus var redzēt tikai ja nopērk DVD. Nekur nav torrentu ar vismaz vienu sīderu

Amazonē var viņu digitāli izīrēt angļu valodā par 0.99 britu šekeļiem

Es nopirku sev jaunas brilles )))

Latvian sounds like a mix of Danish and Swedish to me.

thanks

you need to leave

Lithuanian is so much more beautiful than Latvian.

latvian is basically russian anyways lamo

>slavthuanians on suicide watch

at least they ruled their brethren, huh

Jesus, Jõks should really get a wig or grow a beard or something.
He's hard on the eyes.

Latvian Autonomous Republic when? Half of Riga speaks Russian anyway

Australia, everyone.
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=14&v=OLpeX4RRo28

Atleast you can spot him a mile away if he tries to pull someshit

why do lithuanians look like Boris the plumber?

they mixed up scatvians with Lithuanians
oldest meme is eastern yurop

>look at jew
>look at latvian
really makes you think

He looks harsh and strict, I like that.

Lithuanian sounds Slavic. Everyone but Lithuanians think this.

I think as good Baltic friends Latvia and Estonia should accelerate scientific advances in the field of autism so we could help Lithuanians all around the Baltics finally feel good and keep them away from the rope.

you're in the wrong thread

thanks
Do you honestly think Lithuanians can be saved?

ausnz is owned by the Queen, blessed be her name.

Lithuania is the worst Balt.

Fill me in on what's going on with our politics I have no idea what happened the last year or so. An unachievable goal.

Really makes you think now

wtf???

i didnt know lithuanians looked like this!!

don't you say this about my bf ever again.

I sense a pattern

but why is boy sminem cool face white and hands black? what magic is this?

They are counting the votes

What Estonia has achieved:
>Suck Finland's dick

What Latvia has achieved:
>Get passed around European powers like the highschool cheerleader slut

What Lithuania has achieved:
>Ruled teh Slavs

h-hot

Every single neighbour used to fuck Latvia. Idk if Polish history is less dramatic.

hes a lithuanian national hero

black hands for basketball

What Estonia has achieved:
>highest living standard of all Baltic states

What Latvia has achieved:
>patriotic girls who don't sleep with foreigners

What Lithuania has achieved:
>still bitter about being a worse version of Poland

What Estonia has achieved:
>Tannenberg
>Secured Latvias independence
>Burned down a swedish capital with Latvians
>be Bravo'd by the world

What Latvia has achieved
>burned down a swedish capital with Estonians
>ruled the Baltic sea with the best raiding ships
>ended the Russian Empire
>best nazi troops
>had colonies

What lithuania has achieved
>Managed to get a ball through a hoop

Hea töö, semu

kek

>>Managed to get a ball through a hoop

Why is there so much hater toward Lithuania? I think they're true descedants of Livonians and Prussians with brave history. That is why I personally want lith bf.

Fact: Lithuanians are the most powerful race in the Baltics

reminder that Zemgalians betrayed Curonian warriors when invading Riga in 1210

can't argue with facts

We're the most numerous both on Cred Forums and in real life, so of course the lesser powers have to unite against us to keep us in check.

wheres lithuania? :DDDDD

t. 10th place

...

wtf

ICELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

'no'

>tfw one of your greatest dukes could've passed as a cute maid

Jeb is a tough guy
he'll be ok

We ride east

What is the best asian cunt to get some sweet kawaii poon from?

I have 5k free cash, 190cm 85kg 1/2/3/4 fit, 8/10 face?

>It is written in the Lithuanian Chronicles that she had two maids with her. She convinced one of them to exchange clothes with Vytautas who then escaped undetected.

I'll ride with you

y-you're just jelly that I like Lithuania that is why u bully him ;-;

Canada

I have given up on white women I need some submissive asian punani

Thailand

>Vytautas
very nice name, I like,

How do you like this hilarious meme?

I'm Asian
))

Prime TV

Witold*

Do not reply to me pedojew

Asian part of Russia

giggled a bit haha

>ywn decimate bolsheviks on the eastern front with your latvian ss divsion bros

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wouldn't it be the western one for you?

KALLAS THE HITLERMAN WON!!!

>can't argue with facts
pic related

I don't speak Russian lol
No boipucci

my great grand parents fought on the eastern front

hehe xddd

same
they rode west though)))

Allar Noks XD

>ywn ride around Riga burning jews in synagogues with Cukuriņš and Brucey

...

eating spaghetti with my hands and thinking about how it's possible one of our ancestors killed each other in the great wars

>ywn plunder byelorussia with your latvian crocodile hunting pal

>i could be shitposting on Cred Forums right now

pretty sure my grandgrandgrandfather raped some latvian village girls, maybe your grannie was among them

cousin

>drop spaghetti on the floor
>pick it up
>tastes kind of salty now
hmm almost like jizz
made me thinks

Did Kallas win?

>ywn siege Leningrad with the Latvian Legions and Brucey

>lithuanians
>not animals

4 years of this hitler looking dude as the mascot

>tfw I will never be a girl
>never ever going to break up with my aussie bf
>I will never breed aussie shitposting squads by ending a relationship with them

No

Selle tulemusega jääb president täna valimata ning kogu protsess algab algusest peale riigikogus 3. oktoobril. Nii Kallas kui Jõks on teatanud, et nemad riigikogus uuesti enam presidendiks ei kandideeri.

>this is my first time on Cred Forums
>wtf is this place lol

well. the show goes on. we didn't get a president today. next election on 3rd of october. cya

wait so...who's president now?

I want to get off Siims wild ride

asi läheb uuesti riigikokku

HOL UP

mida vittu mis jälle viga on? peab ikka ise kõik ära tegema nahui

esti politics corrupt.

our voters don't understand their obligation n duties.

Hi

õige raisk! me oleks ammu kurat strawpolliga presidendi, kuninga või imperaatori pukki pand ja asi ants. kuradi kaltsud on need valijamehed.

>"Mis läks valesti?"

my feet are pretty cute anyone want PICS?????.

G'day!

no

im here xd

...

b-but I'm in love with you...

Me is the white dog.

Good to see so many Estonians here again. :)

u can fug me, I look half-asian.

Dont let dreams stay dreams

no you are the yellow dog hehe get it cause finns are mongol

not for so long, soon it will be lit + me again , hehe

(You)
who u kidding, only 2 estonians been shitposting here

killed nationalism in europe

Kui ma õigesti aru sain kolm tükki üldse ei valinud. Nüüd suruvad selle hea goy kaljuranna ära

Miks Kallas ja Jõks keelduvad järgmises ringis osalemast?

feel like a sleeps
is okay?

57 ei valinud kedagi e. märgistamata sedelid
3 sikerdasid mingi joga sedeli peale (üks kirjutas suurelt 'mariina')

IT'S 18:00
TIME FOR THE NEWS

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Jah aga 3 tükki oli veel puudu

Why is my Lith bf mad at me again?

Ilves 4 more years!

keeldumine on liiga tugev sõna. minu teada on nad 'väljendanud kavatsust' mitte osaleda, aga kurat seda teab, eks neil ca. kaks nädalat aega nüüd mõelda elu üle

a sa mõtled neid, kes jalutama läksid või ei ilmund üldse kohale? siis küll

You're the goy who goes to the gym.

hey

FUCK YOU

no moonrunes pls

Sest nad pole nii desperate selle tooli järgi. Võib arvata, et Kaljurand kandideerib uuesti tho' ja see on näitab ühte-teist.

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Hitler was a edgelord

dont reply my friend ever again, jew

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Mitä vittua sä oikein touhuat?

>The Esthonians are the elite of the Baltic peoples. Then come the Lithuanians, and lastly the Latvians. Stalin used Latvians for the executions which the Russians found disgusting. They're the same people who used to have the job of executioners in the old empire of the Tsars.

>Stalin used Latvians for the executions which the Russians found disgusting
>They're the same people who used to have the job of executioners in the old empire of the Tsars.

yet there is 0 proof or backing of this

>lithuanians are autistic enough to believe this
>lithuanians are autistic enough to think that Latvians helped Stalin in any way

We hate communist literature and jews, i know lets make friends with soviet union and split sovereign states he he.

a.pomf.cat/kbkewm.webm
is this pri/balt/i culture?

why did he say "don't rely to me pedojew"? what did he mean by this? :c

Sovereign Latvia > Occupied by Nazis > hundreds of other possibilities > occupied by s*oviet*

Why do people call me pedo if I don't like underage bois. Why do people call here call me a jew i I'm a naziboo and Hitler is my hero?
I don't get this. :ccc rly hurted my feelings.

>Scatvia

m.tvnet.lv/article/626983

sasuga finland

if youre gonna nonstop shitpost, can you at least not use russian swearwords like a degenerate

table talks, m8
feel free to wallow in your delusion, though
it won't change anything

what are you talking about

>random talks of one person with no historical knowledge about the region or people
>no other sources, facts, archives supporting this
>undeniable facts

lmaoing at pissthuanian delusion everyday

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi–Soviet_population_transfers
They know what will happen to their people, but nazis still are our best friends and allies right?

wasnt sasuga something that russians say when theyre being smug?

yle.fi/uutiset/3-9190044
>Eesti ei veelki saanud uut presidentit
Milläpärast teie ei saa presidentit?

Enamus ei valinud neid.
Ehk viisakusest astuvad tagasi valimisest kuna rohkem valijamehi tahtsid kedagi teist.
Võib kõlada sitasti aga nii on lood siin pool sood.

no
sasuga
さすが
"as expected of"
"so typical for (this group to do so)"

One day Latvians will admit superiority of the Lithuanian race.

>random talks of one person with no historical knowledge about the region or people
Igors detected
every latvian knows that uncle Addie was omnipotent

>Lithuanians Ruled the slavs
>Latvians _____ the ____

binned the Finns
they publicly masturbate in Riga quite often

latvians ruled lithuanians?

we didn't even let them rule themselves

brutal

So who are our friends and allies then?

The Allies who sold us out to the commies and kept up comms with our Forest Brothers saying "yeah hahaha we're coming, any minute now boys, keep it up lads"

The Soviets who invaded a sovereign country after "In Article II of the treaty, Soviet Russia recognised the independence of Latvia as inviolable "for all future time" " then deported and killed over 200k Latvians, later oppressed and abused us for 50 years?

Or the Nazis who came here, pushed the Soviets out, stopped the atrocities being done by Soviets and gave us a chance to fight them?

How come only Germans are regarded as the good guys in Latvia when it comes to WW2? The good old "Germans gave everyone chocolate" comes into place here. One of them plundered, stole everything, killed civilians, burned everything. The other evacuated civilians from the front line and did no stealing or plundering.

Guess what, the Germans weren't the killing civilians and burning everything down ones.

>be lithuanian
>kill some livonian (finnic tribe btw) leader
>HAHAHAHAH TAKE THAT LATVIANS

why are lithuanians so autistic?

Aga ütle parem miks Soome keel kõlab nagu 12 aastane laps kirjutab netikommentaare minecrafti youtubei video all?

rude!

> One of them plundered, stole everything, killed civilians, burned everything. The other evacuated civilians from the front line and did no stealing or plundering.

You can say the same about soviet soldiers.

>be Scatvian
>have no history

I don't care even in the slightest what happened anywhere outside of Latvia. I only care who helped the Latvians and who tried to extinguish the Latvian people.

> who helped the Latvians and who tried to extinguish the Latvian people

Yeah and you can find latvians who were saved by soviets from being dead in german hands. It's just... uncomfortable truth.

just friendly banter

I view your warmness with mistrust

>Yeah and you can find latvians who were saved by soviets from being dead in german hands

>

for some reason no one is saying this

for some odd reason everyone is saying how the Germans saved them ;)

Even my grandgrandfather who was conscripted at gun point into the 3rd Shock Army deserted from it and joined the Latvian Legion

The only uncomfortable truth is that everyone hates your kind, russian.

> for some reason no one is saying this
> for some odd reason everyone is saying how the Germans saved them ;)

Just a latvian propaganda. Latvian historians and politicans is a biased source indeed.

lies

>t-this d-doesnt a-agree w-with w-what gomrade putin and stalin said
>t-this doesnt agree with what only russian h-historians say

>AAAAAAAAA FASCIST LATVIAN PROPAGANDA

most ironic post itt, tbqh

Going to have to side with the Latvian here Igor.

Ayyyoooo Lsds!

Do you happen to have that one comic:
first picture: Lithuanian during shitposting
second picture: Lithuanian hangs

Latvians just erase "uncomfortable" facts from their history. That some people actually were saved by red army. It's like when poles (i don't remember who was that) said "ukrainians liberated auschwitz". Now you go full absurd with "haha +15 glory to stalin putin is cool" shit.

I didn't even say "no german soldier ever helped latvian" I just said you all "suddenly" forgot rapes, murders and other crimes by germans. Yeah "suddenly" hehe.

And yes some people definitely told the other side of "german soldier gave me chocolate and soviet raped me". Because they are FREE and can discuss ANY events without fear of being labeled as "putin's spy".

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maikäfer_flieg!

Author of this book is on the "wrong side" now . She didn't write on "soviet rapes", oh fuck she even said soviet were ordinary people, good and bad and mediocre (COMMUNIST WHORE).

Basically "free corporations" Google/Facebook are banning you for anything and promote this shit picture of liberal left paradise, why can't governments and historians (and their useful idiots) act the same?

>lies
But even russians hate being russian.

thanks
no, but i have this gif of a lithuanian visiting his psychiatrist

>n-no soviets were cool
>pls don't hate me
>you have to get over the fact that we replaced or that we are refusing to admit that the occupations of the Baltics was an illegal act

Ayy boys, how's everyone doing today?

>forgot rapes, murders and other crimes by germans
Germans were very strictly prohibited from sharing their genepool with subhumans.
>murder
That's what war is about, pacifist hippy
>other crimes
Like what?

>by germans
Simple cover ups.

check you are privilege

could be better, having a mild headache

how are you fairing?

Think we should go back to being New Holland lads.

New Holland and New Zealand has a nice ring to it I think

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:/ Why was this one mutilated?

:( makes me sad.

>Germans were very strictly prohibited from sharing their genepool with subhumans.
bei einer roten ampel muss man stehenbleiben

Mach ich immer!

> Germans were very strictly prohibited from sharing their genepool with subhumans

b-but latvians were ubermensch SS and shiet latvian user told me that...

>Germans were very strictly prohibited from sharing their genepool with subhumans.
heheheh

>women
>anywhere different

yeah, it was pretty underhanded of me
sorry

Where do I tick the boxes for my privilege?

I'm doing fine, made some fine homemade apple juice today and banged my girlfriend

who /no shampoo/ here?

Me.
I've washed my hair two times today with regular water.

ur mum, she strongly believes my cum is enough

Just had a dinner-date with Molly.

Dear god, it feels good to be degenerate.

my hair rn
haven't used shampoo for 8 months

picture from front

wud

>going to /fa/
disgusting

Explain the image.

You look good, would tickle your anus if I was a western degenerate

Lookin' good.

I just compensate by using tons of leave-in conditioner.My hair shines like a a sheet of bronze, blinding lesser men.

Google Married to the Sea and free up your evening.

b-boipucci

Actually, that particular image may have been from Something Awful. The series had Estonia mentioned several times.

still no husband

140/m/abja-paluoja

Tere.

kääbik :DDD

why did i eat it all. i feel like i'm gonna die

T-tere.

Why didn't you share it with me, fag?

>no ananas
Dropped

Is it ok mix with a half-russian qt? On one hand, it would help de-rusify the country. On the other hand, she's half-russian.

Asking for a friend

>local pizza place has 2 for 1 special
>can't afford to eat 2 pizzas because of muh macros

in the one hand, you have a mouse. in the other hand, you have your dick.

now stop being a faggot and smash that pussy.

Better than 100% russian i guess

>65296971
Wilno, everyone

No, it's not. Don't be a traitor.

how qt?

Sitting in the cafe alone without bf, lads ;-;

Post a picture of the people around you.

Nope, MEMEL
Smart and very traditional. Not yet sure if "traditions" include raping Lithuanians tho

Thanks, Estija

what is eye colour and is she petite

Jews I hate Russia so much. One day my shizo gonna intensify and I'll create an account on YouTube and start mocking Russia without the masks. And then Gestapo will execute me.

cum in her pussy and make her scream "BALTIC STATES MUST REMAIN SOVEREIGN FOREVER"

Blue and yes. Round face though

...

is her hair naturally light?

No

You have a chance to cuck her ancestors, go for it.

you are very shy person I see
I think it's ok to fuck her anyway then

is that study that 70% of people under 25 are Latvians correct?

i dont want to get my hopes up for nothing

Ne.
Įkalink ja rūsy ir priversk dainuoti Lietuvos himna..

Ar dideli itaka turi lietuvos pasto kodo prefiksas "LT-"? Noriu pirkti is uzsienio, bet per ju puslapi tik skaicius i pasto koda galiu irasyti, tai butu be prefikso. Nieko tokio?

Jokių problemų.

>Sekmes suprasti ar jis meluoja ar ne

Aš pastoviai iš ali užsisakinėju, vistiek prieš pristatant kurjeris skambina adresą patikslint. Ir šiaip jei registruota siunta tai sek per 17track. Net jei negausi pranešimp matysi kada artimiausiam pašte bus.

>qt
>wears a choker
>makes "daddy" jokes
>generally submissive
should I smash

>de-rusify the country
>5% of population russian
lithuania problems

Never realized that reviewbrahs eyes are green desu

Zinoma ne manau, kad trukumas prefikso labai itakoja gavima siuntos. Kadangi dabar zinau, kad pasitikrina/pasitikslina patys - leggo

>choker
smash any day

lv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mores_kaujas

>19th Latvian SS division vs the 61th soviet army

>Latvians lose 186 men
>Soviets lose 2736 men and 9576 are wounded also 5 tanks and 2 planes

getting hard just thinking about pulling that hair and spanking her

Kuum kääbik :DDDD

>this is the height of Latvian military achievement
>dying in another countries war

really makes ya think

hnnnnng

Chokers are a fantastic component of the world

Ką pirksi? Ar tai yra penio žiedas?

that's 4% too much, friend. That being said, it's funny how my best friends have slavic surnames

>likt savu krānu "trakumā"

I mean, what's up, my guy? You're a tripfag, yet you've had your peepee wet a million times and you're attractive, while, I (not a tripfag) haven't even kissed.

pakļāvīgas meitenes nav trakas

wtf... Pirksiu drabuzius is angliskos internetines parduotuves.

when compared to your neighbors, it's not "too much"

stereotypes are bad
also I'm tall
it's really all you need to crush some point as the young UN's says

>He knows how to converse with women

Loterija rūbus pirkt taip. Su dydžiais sunku pataikyt.

lv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embūtes_kauja_(1244)

>30k lithuanians vs 500 Latvians and 30 germans

Is this better for your pakistani tastes? ;)

Iki tam tikro lygio - taip, Bet as is ju ne pirma pirksiu, kitaip sakant patirties turiu. Kas susyje su grazinimu, uztat, problematiska ir daugiau pastangu reikalajau grazinti is Liet. i anglija

Speaks to quality.

i just looked at all my old messages from 2010-2013 from old friends that i no longer talk to on my ps3 lads

i should have just played the damn game instead of going on this detour

>27 stars on my brand new tvnet comment
this is pretty nice

post it

Kasjauns banned my ip

just rehashing Cred Forums
:)
that first comment I made got like 60 likes in the end

>l*tvians so short of military achievements they have to make them up

>be lithuanian
>send 30k people to capture a castle in Latvian territory
>lose to 500 Latvians

wtf i thought lithuanians were good at warfare?

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