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Demolition Expert Edition

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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

anime

poorean plop

bit cold out

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good video lads

I DO like cats ngl

>you will never go to a themed midweek night in a regional club with the lads from /brit/

bad feel

Daily reminder:
janny is an actual mongoloid

youtube.com/watch?v=jQAjGmPtlN0

bisschen kalt draussen

so when is Cred Forums being deleted

what the fuck happened to the independent

>Have Fifa 17 installed on my PC
>Can't play it because it doesn't release until Wednesday
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

irisches wetter

when hillary wins

For the best really

just in case thumb lad didnt see it:

compress your carpal tunnel for 30 seconds by either pressing on it or flexing your wrist. on release if you feel pain, numbness or pins and needles then yes perhaps it is carpal tunnel syndrome.

but its more likely just a sore muscle or a trapped nerve.
do some thumb adductions and abductions (laterally, medially, posteriorly and anteriorly) 2 or 3 times a day. perhaps do some gentle massaging. if symptoms persist see your doc who can refer you to a physio or OT.

t. youtuber

actually sounds like a HORRIBLE idea
christ
the thought of going on a "night out" is horrific to start with, and going with /brit/ seems even worse

when hillary clinton gets elected

A mealy-mouthed post

hungover
hungry
have no food
don't wan't to get dressed

effort

CLINTON DEATH JUST ANNOUNCED LADS

ITS OVER, THE LEFT IS FINISHED

But if you fly to Scotland you'd miss out on experiencing the true powerhouse that is the North in all its glory

>40 quid

#decent lads

someone replacing clinton would be the best possible thing for the left

gf is blackmailing into having a walk-in wardrobe installed

going to cost £2,900

youtube.com/watch?v=p8JH5kCCgAg

Just gonna leave this here

soundcloud.com/parrot-jungle-95/the-birds-and-the-bees

what a TUNE

uni starts on monday lads
my 4 months of being a useless piece of psuedo-neet shit is coming to an end

tell her to fuck off

yeah but they're Asics

Blackmailing you with what?

Walmart-tier 2bh

aye lad, you'll look proper mint in those.

psuedo neets are the worst

irische wetter

don't worry dude, just watch some anime in class to make yourself feel better XDD if only ;_;

pin her to the bed and fart in her mouth

new kicks lads

currently doing a think, I am

not too bad
sole could be a bit thinner

said she'd send nude pics of me to my work

i might break up with her but i'm scared of what she'll do

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Seeing these everywhere recently

bought these creps lads
shall be taking delivery of them over the next week

I might get shot but ur shoes are still shit

The so-called gf was so pissed last night she just had to sit on the floor ahaha x

>said she'd send nude pics of me to my work

tell her to fuck off

CUT MY BALLS A BIT WHILE SHAVING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

tell her half of them have already seen it all anyway

if she asked me to give her one up the arse I wouldn't object

t. jamal

Gonna go to Belfast and deface all the pro-UK murals desu

If you mash 'em with a hammer you won't have to worry about the pain from the cut any more

Looks like a comfy carpet tbf

grimmest picture i've seen all week

>american going anywhere with "fast" in the name
don't think so

explain then

those bums look hungry haha

McDonald's breakfast

>Gonna go to Belfast and deface all the pro-UK murals desu

>

t. rasheed

id still smash em

It's not my fault, it's just an Irish thing, you wouldn't understand

>patchy pathway, clearly no weed killer used recently
>nothing planed in that soil
>poor place to put a table and chairs in the middle of the path

Disgusting

3,1,4,2

why does a toad have duck feet

>3 ahead of 1
nah lad

t. 51st state

trains

>no socks

>guys who wear skinny jeans

what about this

>berlin as a so-called hub of entrepeneurship and startups
>literally all lame e-commerce firms or poor imitations of yank businesses

ah yes, how innovative

autism

Relaxing in my undies

2,3,1

>fat guys who wear skinny jeans

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n o r t h e r n

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cheeky fuckers drove this through london to try to steal our creative businesses because of brexit. well fuck off, they're staying here

i have 500 and 5 pounds on my desk

what should i spend them on

Are Black Brits like African Americans?

youtube.com/watch?v=q5q7Qe5bGGE

just copped these
sick Tbh

1 single new 5 pound note from ebay

hookers and yey

Freddos

slightly better

Yes

moar

Literally cannot pick between the two

Niggers are niggers.

*clicks embed*
*sees le funny frog in the thumbnail*
*clicks unembed*

Planned on getting fucked on mandy this weekend but I'm loaded with the cold.

Woe is me.

2

get the fuck out of my sight
fucking yankie doodle

Hookers and blow?

2,1

250mg codeine to get over the dead fiance

Obviously the blonde girl

sad arse time

>Niggers are niggers.

fuck off criminal scum

youtube.com/watch?v=xKvP8jgsINs

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me on the left

berliners tend to be entitled pricks too

good lads

runt

2

Can we stop treating women as objects for just one f**king day?

youtube.com/watch?v=7cDYYvOhKwg

*strokes chin while wondering what Freddos are*

*learn that it's just chocolate in the shape of a cartoon frog*

ahh, yes very impressive

>He still hasn't realised that fedora posting is used to mock tumblr posts

Wouldn't ever go to a /brit/ meetup, I'm six foot, lift three times a week for over an hour and do greco-roman wrestling and rugby. I also have anger issues so I'd end up beating the fuck out of some absolute wimp who will undoubtedly piss me off and end up going to jail for manslaughter

this

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cigs, alcohol or if you are a fancy lad maybe a new tie or cufflinks.
Or a crossbow

>Can we stop treating women as objects for just one f**king day?

>>He still hasn't realised that fedora posting is used to mock tumblr posts

>atms in my town are only giving out news fivers

Guten Morgen. Etwas kalt draußen, irisches Wetter halt. Immerhin ist die Sonne draußen und hoffentlich wird es etwas wärmer. Ich bin das sechste Mal diese Woche auf dem Weg nach Hause von Dublin. Bin gerade an der Raststätte bei Enfield und schaue mal, ob ich was zu Essen bekomme. Okay, keine Ahnung, was ich den Rest des Tages tun werde. Einfach mal abwarten. Ich melde mich bald, Tschüss!

>You said you wanted something to eat for dinner, so here I am.

Was just listening to that
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>tfw yanks pay 200 dollars for a bottle of codeine and I can get 400mg for £6 at the chemist

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3802351/Calais-aid-workers-regularly-having-SEX-migrants-Jungle-camp-FEMALE-charity-helpers-likely-sleep-refugee.html

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choon lads

Just realised I haven't been to a GP or any other doctor in eight or so years lads.

Should I go get a check-up lads?

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nah

When I was a student in Britain everyone called me the London Stud because I made love to many women and developed an uproarious reputation among my peers

my bollock hair need trimming

I haven't been for 17 years

Coketapam

Cocaine mixed with ket with diazepam

Spend it all on these three drugs, get a sleeve of marlboro reds and an expensive bottle of whisky

>look at my post but ignore everybody else's: the general

In poor areas and cities they're criminals and loitering dregs with an awful '''''''culture''''''', see London riots.

In middle class towns our blacks are quite good and integrate very well tbf

Your blacks are far, far more violent. Afro-Americans are feral chimps tbqh.

singles I drink
evens I drink

me on my way to tescos
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No they don't.

ye but it ain't that purple Actavis

You can get cheap generic codeine syrup but it tastes terrible

Fetch us a cornetto la

CAN'T STORM IN ON THE CORBYN

Business idea: Garth Crooks hosts Question Time

Get the fuck off the table, you detestable skank!

You'll put scratches in it with those whore heels

Hat all nonwhites desu

yeah they do though

they've gotten far too long

off out, making my way down town

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

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why do cyclists always wear stupid clothes?

why can't they wear something normal

Literally averaged 35 mph on the M25 (anticlockwise) going from Luton to Brighton a few weeks ago, it was dismal.

So true

Not reading this post

England just isn't good enough for that man.

me when I forget to set my alarm

I get 21x200mg pregablin actavis capsules a month
I'm not talking about cheap generic syrup, I'm talking about Bell's cough syrup, J collis browne mixture morphine tincture, nurofen plus -- which is my choice because you extract the codeine out of the tablets with cold water and filters a pack costs 3.19 and you get 16x12.8mg codeine, it's not generic brands either. Codeine is just really cheap over here, we get our prescriptions for free in scotland

You sounds like a runt

>I'm not talking about cheap generic syrup, I'm talking about Bell's cough syrup, J collis browne mixture morphine tincture, nurofen plus -- which is my choice because you extract the codeine out of the tablets with cold water and filters a pack costs 3.19 and you get 16x12.8mg codeine, it's not generic brands either. Codeine is just really cheap over here, we get our prescriptions for free in scotland

why the fuck would you be in luton

me on the right (i'm 6' 1" btw)

i'm serious, why do they all wear tight stupid shit?

is it because normal clothing gets caught in the wheels or something?

Because there's no obligation for old people to have their licences renewed.

They have some good mosques

Airport.

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Could beat everysingle one of you runts, bar maybe one all at once in the octagon

I fucking love flapjack lads

As if. Here's me (on the right).

Built like a shit shithouse.

are you wearing leggings you fucking poofter?

me

youtube.com/watch?v=Sagg08DrO5U

Can I have a question? How do you know this video?

Just clocked that he's wearing creepers as well haha

Blimey, what an insecure bugger

mad bastard was are fred

hi lads

whos out tonight?

Everything in luton is shit, everything.

only acceptable reason tbqh

your dad

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Thanks for dropping in Japan

aerodynamcs

legend

>cold water extracting codeine

full fucking retard
babbys first drug
kill yourself

I'm 5.6. Am I a hobit in Europe?

*spreads islamophobia*

how do you charge your phone if you don't have access to power for several days

solar chargers?

the hell are creepers? like platform shoes?

Yes

Just short desu

Bit racist

rub it against your thighs

chairman jezza lads

portable charging battery

Wouldn't mind those heels piercing my spud sack.

Battery charger

Russian AceStreams 2bh

don't think a gf would improve my life at all desu, my mental health is so poor i don't see any recovery from this mess

HULL SHITTY

Here

portable charging battery, portable solar panel, portable watermill, portable windmill

diddums

Yes

my willy is VERY small

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You're a hobbit in Japan too mate

Why does jez look like he smells constantly?

Losing my virginity to this girl tonight.

She never stops talking to me at work and spammed me with nudes when I gave her my number.

think Bath is the only middle-class town in the country

Is she the one that used to be a camwhore?

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what is it with short girls

i know plenty of lower class scum you live there mate

currently reading British comic books lads

lots of depth to this cartoon

gonna post them or..?

1 > 3 > 2

Any other order is wrong.

llalana's cryuff turn :3

Sadio Mane was unironically the best transfer of the Summer

Wahey Wahay Wahey Wahay *10 Minutes* *HD*

dear lord surely you can do better

*who

Even when black police officers kill blacks it is still the fault of whites apparently. It doesn't matter the race of the killer anymore, it's all whiteys fault regardless. The (((media))) contribute massively to this false narrative of 'systemic white racism' whilst totally ignoring the tens of thousands of white victims of black crime annually.

The blacks are whipped up into an anti-white hysteria because the media and the SJW morons have led them to believe that they are being targeted as blacks by a white police force and by a 'white power structure.' The entire (((BLM))) movement is built on falsehoods perpetuating the media lies.

>being pretentious about drugs
Lmao m8 calm down I only use it to potentiate other drugs, just cause you smoke heroin ya fucking saggy pair of granny tits

ALL TIME

Fuck off rorke this is a /brit/ thread

I can't read

you are telling people on 4 chan that SJWs are retarded?
Is that really necessary?

was it art?

*insults you because you don't know what I'm saying*

Playing nfs pro street

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Always remember lads, it can happen to anyone. Stay safe.

dont get why aussies post in these threads desu

this one's a bit much

oh wow, a 9/11 joke

haha really funny dude

good one

[spoiler]fuck off[/spoiler]

think if the black guy really wanted him to stop it'd be quite easy

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One time my Dad was supposed to drive me to my friend marks birthyday party, he was too tired to get out of bed and my mammy said it was cos of the demon drink but then when i went to tesco and asked for some demon drink to help me sleep my mammy said she was mortified and thats true, ask her

sort of british i suppose
also /balt isn't interesting tbqh imo

NEED an asian-american gf

the fuck kind of a name is Quentin?

Cowabunga dude

crazy how it's just absorbed by the building

>clock in bathroom

literally why

GOTTA GET

absolutely btfo:

my name's tom taylor

to know what time it is.

going out to meet a female soon lads

>facebook feed filled with people bitching about how important the national anthem is and that everyone should stand and show respect during it

Why are yanks so brainwashed? RESPECT OUR TROOPS

The bloke my aunt has been dating for a months now got caught in bed with another bloke lads

Not sure what to think of it

gud bless

*turns on a smoke machine*

*turns it off*

tell your mum i said hey

sounds a bit gay to me

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proper billy no mates i am

I read on spuh that players used to not come out for the anthem, they were kept in the locker rooms.

why did they change it

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*starts a fire in the corner of /brit/ and runs away laughing*

are you about to sing? recite a poem?

bollocks

Ah yes

Italy court orders man to buy feminist books for underage victim - bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37461042

saw that sorry old geriatric ace "has-been" ventura going on and on about "forced patriotism" alluding to forcing our children to recite the pledge of allegiance in school

of course that's fucking absurd because you can opt out of it if you want, but i will admit there are societal pressures involved that make a majority of students do it

however, i personally had to recite the pledge every day until i graduated, and it never bothered me.

i believe you're referring to that football player who is raising a stink by refusing to stand for the anthem. i think he's an unappreciative asshole and can fuck off. nobody will miss him

i don't wanna rape ya
i just want the paper

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No clue, didn't even know that. I'm totally ok with the black athletes protesting it though, it's a nice peaceful way of making a statement

much better than rioting

nigii smalls

>Anonymous Facebook user slurs aid workers with unverified rumours in deleted post.

Seems legit.

Read the other day that the Italian courts says its a-okay to masturbate in public as long as there are no kiddiewinks around

what a place

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HELLO FELLOW CORBYNISTAS

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY ISN'T IT? UNLUCKY FOR THOSE BLOODY BLAIRITES THAT I AM DEFINITELY NOT ONE OF

CARE TO DISCUSS ANY OF THE SECRET COMMUNIST PLOTS THAT I AM ALREADY WELL AWARE OF AND INVOLVED IN?

PLEASE DIRECT YOUR COMMENTS TO MY SHOULDER AND IGNORE THAT WIRE

>the damage done to her dignity as a woman.

link up fa.m

well yeah but I don't get why he went out with my aunt to begin with
Not sure if he's bi or was just real deep in the closet

faggot he doesn't have to appreciate a fucking flag and an anthem

you can love your country by other ways. Like him paying millions in taxes each year and having charities for education.

You're just like all the other retards. SHOW RESPECT TO OUR FLAG!!

Any ABLs here? I want to kick your ass.

good post

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But that's just it user, it's the fact you do it every day and you don't care. It's about making nationalism and even jingoism mundane, normalising it.

need to go hiking

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Brit on holiday here. What the fuck do yanks put in their water? All their birds have fucking massive chebs and bums, even the thin ones.

Literally what is the point.

Most feminists these days are pro-sex work and ""sex positive""

>ass

FOY

hillsborough

fuck off

youtube.com/watch?v=4SaIulk25dw

gonna get back into the tinder game lads

crushingly lonely

very good post

is this some sort of porn for cannibals?

cool ranch

rasheed

senpai

Ah yes, this is a healthy mindset. Our flag is sacred

youtube.com/watch?v=MG1xsENCaQA

its what there vaginas look like, its a heem thing

thehikinglife.com/hikes/100-classic-hikes/

going to do all of these

Take it to /cum/ you mong

fɑm

Yes, let's just allow people to do whatever they want, freedom is important after all

Making fun of yanks is part of british culture you utter fuckwit

Do one nobody wants you here

Fuck off Yank

ah yes, yanks fighting over the american flag

exactly the content i appreciate from /brit/

Yes this comes from their natural free will, not propaganda pushed on them since they were babies. Ah yes, nice logical thinking mate.

Snap

Don't know what I want other than chocolate milk really

youtube.com/watch?v=2r3OuMFjoMI

but there's nothing mundane about it. we take our patriotism very seriously. i can see why liberals would have a problem with this because they've been brainwashed to think that any modicum of nationalism will immediately lead to WW3. kaepernick refusing to stand for the anthem is disrespectful to the american people and everything we've worked hard to achieve
>you can love your country by other ways
what other ways? if i remember right he's practicing islam. it's very clear he hates this country and everyone who lives here. he can think what he wants, but nobody should be surprised by what's happening.

embaz

Literally no one cares. Neck yourselves

Filtering the Yank flag now. Sick of the fat cunts.

can i come?

im american isnt that novel

*sits down for the national anthem*

the whole world should do more to imitate the yanks

>we

>kaepernick refusing to stand for the anthem is disrespectful to the american people and everything we've worked hard to achieve

>we

2bh

going to imitate yanks right now (plan on eating a lot of shit food)

need dinner ideas for tonight

>Filtering the Yank flag now. Sick of the fat cunts.

youtube.com/watch?v=ckHfgqK_hcU

do you think under-25 liberals make up a majority of this country?

You already are, importing millions of shitskins every year.

potatos and guinness LOL

Steak with potato and broccoli

absolutely horrid

Business idea: filter all posts that are only greentext.

How does it feel being attractive?

potato famine

trick question

look at his boobs haha

bacon and egg on toast with a side dish of baked beans

it's wonderful

me too haha

off to a new york style pizza place here

dont even consider myself human when I walk past these people

Snap

>NFL nigape rapists sitting for the anthem is totally valid and not hypocritical at all

*slams keg of beer onto table*

i'm just saying that the only people i've seen fully support kaepernick and unironically saying that the flag and anthem mean nothing are predominately college age liberals. many adult conservatives have come out in support of his actions but not his beliefs.

ugh

feel so sick, can't eat anything so I guess that's good if I'm trying to lose weight but it could be an effect of the DNP

Doing pretty well on the diet today
>medium sized portion of Crunchy Nut cereal
>banana
>one bite of a cookie
>3 spoons of a tuna/mayo/sweetcorn mix

Under 1000 calories for sure, could probably squeeze in one more meal

>but there's nothing mundane about it. we take our patriotism very seriously. i can see why liberals would have a problem with this because they've been brainwashed to think that any modicum of nationalism will immediately lead to WW3. kaepernick refusing to stand for the anthem is disrespectful to the american people and everything we've worked hard to achieve

You've just proven my point exactly. Your nationalism and the rituals associated with it are mundane, they've become banal to most Americans daily lives. It's normal to you, expected even. And so when someone questions the nationalism in any way, like Kaepernick, or approaches it from the outside and points out its idiosyncrasies, like us non-Americans, you struggle even to understand why anyone would possibly find it odd or problematic. And so your natural response is one of hostility. It's as foreign to you as the idea of polygamy or child marriages.

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>roommate knocks on my door
>"You awake?"
>"No."
>"I need you to move my car, I'll go ahead and move it."
The fuck is he bothering me with that for?

hes never committed a crime in his life

>baked beans as a side dish

most povvo thing I have ever heard

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>peh, fucking yanks

excuse me, i'm off to mcdonalds in my ford

was that girl attracted or cringing i cant tell?

you only have it as a main?

cooking up a cheeky bit of Glasgow Tapas (read: chips)

3 wanks this morning

attracted and embarrassed at the camera

Is that a natural ass?

He said in a German language.

>rice as a side dish
most patrician thing i have ever heard

SHE IS A QT TBQH

internet outrage is faux outrage as far as i'm concerned. i don't think there's been any actual hostility towards him. i'd be surprised if there was

it's all done and gone now anyways. he'll be off the team by next season and we'll never see him again

>Two skeletons have been discovered in a London graveyard which could change our view of the history of Europe and Asia.

>Analysis of the bones, found in a Roman burial place in Southwark, discovered that they dated to between the 2nd and 4th Century AD and were probably ethnically Chinese.

the romans were chinese

Looks like a tidier Masie.

ok

we wuz Changs

nigger

reminder Britain was owned by Italians for 400 years

youtu.be/r0dcv6GKNNw?t=106

classic

chinese-italians

re ruz caesars

For all of its faults, sometimes the Sun is good banter

>chinks even plagiarized greek mythology

>re ruz caesars

every time i think i'm sounding smart i realize it's just really cringey and nobody wants to read anything i type

???

Alright that's pretty good

could do with anew

did anyone here have a clue the inbred Manx are having their election today?

my apologies mate I didn't see that you'd made that joke already

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I work with a guy who doesn't have that filter. He will take ANY opportunity to sound smart he can. If a topic comes up he will always interject with what he read about it on Reddit. Of course he doesn't mention that his knowledge is only as deep as the 'Today I learned' post which he read, he passes it off as genuine knowledge.

I think he has very mild assburgers.

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JANNY'S ABOUT

oi janny

>literally sitting at your computer deleting threads on a saturday afternoon

janny, come on

>(Dead)
hmm

Any homeless Dutch muggers in this thread? I want to kick your ass.

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>page 6
>almost 400 replies

>page 6
POJ

lmao

That's actually a very decent physique for a guy his age, natty.

all the better to murder you with

it's mostly about picking your moments and knowing how to correct someone without being an asshole. there's very few situations where it would be appropriate to explain something in detail

looks like a junkie