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morality edition

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guarani

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una vela

Nth for janny

para... gay.... haha..

state of this janitor

Three posts in and not a SINGLE union flag in sight

Class 47

>8KB
I expect more

going to the bars to drink and support my local club

feeling a bit british ahahhaha

class that

tune
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That's a 48

stay WOKE
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Class 142
Official Locomotive of the Northern Powerhouse

How would you react if a frenchman committed an act on terrorism in england

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Class 230, which is to replace It is refurbished D78 Stock, and is actually older than the Class 142

i'm a yank

a slave to the banks

i drive a tank

do a poo

have a wank

Class 57

180

laugh

it would be very painful

>tfw to strong and smart too post here

Class 70 + Class 66

aren't the doors really close together on those though?
how's that going to work?

Any other madmen here? Do I cash out?

Moving to Poland in January lads.

good posts, continue

trainlad is anything but fucking based

Class 150

can you speak Polish?

FROGS OUT

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cute :3
It's a shame that Virgin doesn't operate them any more
The Virgin livery is much nicer than the DRS livery they're in now

BASED FUCKING TRAINLAD HOLY SHIT

>It is refurbished D78 Stock, and is actually older than the Class 142

why

Fly keeps buzzing around and just landed on my arm

Who the FUCK does he think he is

>Northerners get refurbished London 70s stock

howling

>Northern "Powerhouse"

yeah jog on mate
only 5 47's were produced

this is the fucking worst reaction image I've ever seen

fucking train wanker loves his trains

i think you have what they call a fetish if you find that titillating

why do so many of you know about trains

Should have done.

wouldn't mind fugging her once or twice just to see what it's like

it's a duck looking inquisitive

Reminder that if your city doesn't have a subterranean rail system then you're literally living in the third world.

t. Glaswegian first worlder

Oi lads, this might be a bit of a stretch but I literally don't know where else to ask.

I'm going to South Africa this winter for an extended holiday. I'll be renting a car and driving nearly every day. The only problem is that I've never driven a right hand side car before. Do you know of any schools that offer right side driving for foreigners in the UK? Google only returned results for left hand driving for holiday seeking Brits.

If none exist, do you think it would be possible to phone a random driving school or whatever, explain my situation, and then be given the opportunity to just drive around so I can get used to driving on the left?

If any of you happen to have any knowledge or experience about this I'd appreciate any info. Thanks

bollocks

and that's a bald donald trump haha

Best loco incoming.

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>that zen feeling of an empty 1st class carriage at night

wew

Common autistic trait

Class 390
*tilts around a corner*
WAHEY


just do mate
dad got me into Hornby trains whern I was like 4 or 5 and I've always kept a bit of interest in them

because it's cheaper to refurbish the D78 than it is to refurbish the Class 142 or buy completely new trains

Just a bit.

My gf is Polish though.

My friend runs a company there (I'm a co-owner though with a smaller share) and I'm joining him.

Why would you need help?

I rented a car with the wheel on the wrong (left) side while on holiday and drove it fine.

Don't be such a pansy.

>Southerners get brand new trains full of brand new "British" people born in the middle east

howling

I went to yank land recently and my mate got a car. Drove it no problem at all. Apparently you get used to it really fast, and his bigger problem was that it was an automatic.

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Well inam 25. I am indian. But i am more english lol. I have a mental health condition called personality disorder i have scars on my arms and stomach. I am a little shy but when you get know me i am bubbly. If you do not judge about my mental health then message me if you do then your not worth it

Class 37

Thanks for making way for me hun ;^D

I have a lot of admiration for the Deltic, but nothing beats this

>that zen feeling of an empty ac cooled room on a hot summer's day

hey never come here again thx

>train that hit someone pulls into the station after being stuck for hours whilst the body was cleaned up
>see the train driver getting off looking mortified

must be horrible that

my favourite train is the choo-choo train

>that zen feeling of a hot load of spunk shooting out of your willy as your stimulate your prostate

GREEEEEEEEEEEN ACRES IS THE PLACE TO BE
FAAAAAAAAAAARM LIVING IS THE LIFE FOR ME

Better safe than sorry I guess

I spoke to an American who tried driving in the UK and he told me he was on the edge of his seat the whole time because it was so unusual. A South African I know told me it's not as easy as just hopping in and going without a problem.

I'd like to just take a cheap Ryanair flight to the UK and try driving on the other side just to see how I fare.

Class 08

knew the risk when he took the job
plus he'll get loads of time off fully paid, and after the 3rd suicide, early retirement

Fucking hell, Helmet is such a good band

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Class 11 slag

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Alright doesn't seem too bad. I am however worried about driving manual with my left hand. I will most likely need some practice with that.

Did you catch yourself looking the wrong direction for the rear view mirror often? That's what I hear happens the most.

Almost every train operator has run over someone
Literally nothing they can do

Class 333

New PB for bodyweight: 12st 12lbs

>literally nothing they can do

They could stop the train for one thing. Murderers the lot of them.

You lads watching the footy?

from what I've heard, the first time you hit someone is horrible, and each subsequent time it gets easier to deal with
That's not to say you just brush it off, but it's easier to deal with

>baby bottle on the counter

doing a analysis

youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg

unironically very good

might

do

a

beer

it's for her

Yeah it's fucking shit

Choking a two goal lead

they're talking about fucking trains

>ah yes let me dangerously drive over this level crossing despite the fact that the barriers are down and the sirens are blazing
>yes I will survive this 200 tonne hunk of metal going at 75mph
*dies*

ah yes

Class 90

blimey

shut up you helmet

Popping down to the chinker lads, what do you want

FUCK OFF

trainlad
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Kek

just got a parcel from amazon
not ordered anything off amazon and the dispatch date is tomorrow

really top train posts coming through

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uhhh did you just tell me to shut up beavis? huh huh huh, im gonna smack you stupid huh huh huh

Ah yes I will go into this one metre across danger zone

shall i get an indian or chinky tonight lads?

leaning towards indian

would prefer something from the pakker shop instead

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NEED a singing Norwegian gf lads

cornetto

rasheed

do brits use kph and mph interchangeably or do you use kph for cars and mph for trains specifically

you sound canadian

>chinker

it's chinkmonger you twats

we use mph for everything you silly yank

Wonder when they'll phase out the 125

Post more trains pls

>200 tonne
That's actually quite light for a freight train. In fact, that's under half of what a typical locomotive might weight
The heaviest freight service in the UK is almost 4000 tonnes

Post fewer trains pls

wow train obsessives in /brit/, can't say im surprised

me behind the glass

then why do you use meters and centimeters

first reply to this chooses what film I watch

rules, must be sfw or else I wont

There are actually MULTIPLE trainlads

Each one just as autistic and unwanted as the last

we use a mix of both systems

Autism

shan't be listening to this

trainspotting

zootopia

some walking dead reruns 2bh

howling. what the fuck

Not sure if this girl was interested in me or really bored last night hahaha

k-on

wish I had a decent voice

Snap

this is why brits are so smart

Watched Killing Fields today 2bh
it's a VERY good movie

Synecdoche NY

Nem!

the, dare i say it lads, gf

At the hand car wash lads. Would love to know how many white people do this job. Probably virtually zero. Definitely none here lmao

I don't understand

current mood:
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Literally all hand car washing places are fronts for drug dealing and or some other form of criminal activity.

REEEEEEEEE come on Everton you cunts

because you learn both the imperial and metric systems

Loads of poles do it I believe

*takes a polaroid of you sleeping*
*pins it to my dashboard*

Fuck off billionaire

>Easter Europeans aren't white
rasheed

yeah the ones around me are very dodgy and always have these nice £50k cars going in and out haha

beady eternal anglo eyes

ayy lmao

Kek
Was just gonna post a cheeky post about them

need a trainspotting gf

eaten a whole big packet of thai sweet chilli sensations lads

Oh okay

Class 800

Apparently they'll stop operating them in 2035 on the Great Western franchise, but that depends on when they can procure Class 802, which are more powerful Class 800's that can tackle steeper gradients

All of those film choices where either shit or nsfw so I am just going to watch simpsons

Good lad.

god i wish someone would just come up and shoot me in the back of the head

Homer Enrolls in University

Kindly fuck off back to your containment board

at mine it's a lot of very swarthy people with some light people, so I'm guessing Romanians

>2035
shieet

*shoots you in the back of the head*

how about you fuck off

really do not understand this train gimmick

trains and trainspotting are key parts of british culture

business plan: become a pube barber

blame the E.U. and New Labour for that.

Easter?

Same thing really

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very rare choon

>reddits fawning over an idiot who spams the thread with shit
>OMG LE BRIT CELEBRITY LE TRAINLAD LOL XD
literal shit
leave or face obliteration

he's got you there

>POODERLAND

>All these choices are shit
>I'm going to watch something shitter

*quietly walks up behind you*
*levels Sig p226 with the back of your head*
"Goodnight Moon"
*BANG*

he's fucking based dude hahahaha XD

When are trains in the UK not going to be shit?

Going to buy some Halloween stuff, which mask should I buy lads?

Ursula Haverbeck - The Hooton Plan And The Migrant Crisis

In German with English subtitles by DIDI 18.

Ursula Haverbeck, the courageous octogenarian previously imprisoned for pointing out the lack of evidence to support the holocaust delusion, here presents details of the planned genocide of the european christian peoples via The Hooten Plan.

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>>reddits fawning over an idiot who spams the thread with shit
>>OMG LE BRIT CELEBRITY LE TRAINLAD LOL XD
>literal shit
>leave or face obliteration

They're completely fine. Just too expensive

dress up as hillary

Don't wear one that's much scarier

>every team except Everton scoring

ahhh yes very good

me on the left

I think that's a worst case scenario if the Great Western Main Line doesn't get electrified and the franchise operator drags their feet

The government has already said that they have no plans to electrify the line, so who knows

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lads

I still have to get on trains which don't have power sockets, this shouldn't be a thing for any journey >1 hour

And yeah they are far too expensive as well

Once Chairman Corbyn returns them to the people

Of course in order for them to improve without paying capitalist shitlords like Virgin and Merseyrail, those same people will need to be sent (by force if they resist) to lay new tracks by hand.

But it'll be fine, it's for the collective good

my bellend is VERY shiny today

and this boner is VERY stiff

WOW

Yeah you don't say

*walks away and talks to someone more interesting*

They're fine mate
Don't believe everything Corbyn tells you

sippin on that heiny

>losing to Bournemouth

They are shit and expensive compared to many other countries

>losing to Bournemouth
>7 minutes added time
>no goals

No matter how bad Liverpool get, at least they can comfort ourselves by knowing they're not Everton

Might poo in the woods today 4 fun

Nobody's been commenting on my Tim OC recently, feeling a bit down.

Need the normies out of business

I like it

>Alexis up top

Pajeet

lol, forEVER shit.

reports are coming in that the man has kicked the ball

I repeat: the ball has been kicked

post pics of yourself

it's not that bad

I did a chuckle to myself when I saw it yesterday, didn't (You) you though

Doxxable information

>divegrass
>flopball

>watch a trainspotting video on youtube
>some of them have girlfriends who stand with them

???

The runts have been particularly restless these past few days though I've not been able to ascertain the cause of it. I've started heating the bars on their cages to keep them in line but they still growl and present their fangs, I was hoping to keep this current batch for breeding but I think I'm going to have to dispose of them and buy more at the market later this week. A real shame to have to lose so much produce without much to show for it.

describe yourself to me

snap

and it's cost for quality is actually average

It could be a lot better
I wouldn't care if I didn't have to use them, but I do at the moment

>that safety level for the UK

very nice

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Climb that tree bb
Feed dem birds

never really given nirvana a proper listen just always assumed they were shit

Is it something I ought worry about that my stereo is warm?

Remain calm, citizens. Nothing to see here. Isn't Strictly on in a few hours?

White
Socal
Footy

Just spent 2 hours trying to find out why none of my Browsers would fucking open

It was Avast. That pile of wank.

What anti-virus can I get that's free?

She lives close by to a major station on the WCML
I wouldn't mind going trainspotting on my own or with her
Might be nice

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are you sexy or cute?

wish scottish people would just fuck off and die

Would be funny if it wasn't written in that stupid manner

>What anti-virus can I get that's free?
don't use one. a few browser addons and healthy browsing habits is all you need

Feel sick after 2 glasses of wine

>needing an anti-virus

I'd say cute
Kinda skiny fat cuz I drink too much
But I'm lifting and swimming

I used to take the train to work and I did it for about 2 years
I even got a Northern Powerhouse train It was fine. Seats were a bit uncomfortable and it was a bit loud, but it was almost always on time

alri mum

>failing your driving test

People don't actually do this....right?

someone recommend a good open world game

Windows Defender

Detected many viruses at this link

>Ireland next to Svn. and Lit.

need that extra layer of protection

can't trust all my limewire downloads

you might as well wear a condom instead of trusting youself to successfully pull out every time

minecraft

youtube.com/watch?v=uQBgrUObbHw

what addons senpai?

Why wouldn't you have one? I'm not retarded, but better safe than sorry though right?

James Corden, John Oliver, Craig Ferguson... fucking brits are single-handedly ruining late night television

>After having feigned concerned for females in gaming, sites like NeoGaf and Gizmodo have shown their true colors, inciting their userbase to to send harassment toward a right-wing #GamerGate supporter. Why? Because she’s the girlfriend of Palmer Luckey, the founder of Oculus, and it turns out both of them support Donald Trump.

>While sites like Ars Technica attacked Palmer Luckey for his political leanings, other sites like Gizmodo and NeoGaf made it personal by going after his love life.

>Gizmodo published an article on September 23rd, 2016 where they dug up Luckey’s personal affairs and made everyone aware of his romantic affiliations with Nicole Edelmann, who went by the online Twitter handle of Nikki Moxxi. She posted cosplays on her channel and interacted and engaged with Trump supporters and #GamerGate advocates.

>By pointing people to her Twitter account and personal information, Edelmann began receiving untold amounts of harassment that eventually led her to close down her account. You can see that her account no longer exists according to an archive.

>The general response from people following sites like Ars Technica, The Daily Beast and Gizmodo has been that Palmer Luckey and his girlfriend are “juvenile assholes” for supporting Donald Trump and #GamerGate (the latter of which helped financially bankrupt Gawker for unethical journalism).

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>never really given nirvana a proper listen just always assumed they were shit

Really strange how people are into sports
Watching someone else play a game? Mad....

*watches a let's play on YouTube*

>Why wouldn't you have one?

I used a unix-based system.

Not our fault the yanks love them
There's a reason why they're over there and not on our TV

Why are you even watching yank shows anyway

Ferguson is literally and unironically the ONLY good one

shan't be reading this

Birmingham Report In

Whats happening to this city? Is it becoming London 2.0?

Mate, London is following BIrmingham's blueprint

>Ipswich lost
>Norwich won

never

feel like playing a Tycoon game hmm

Millenials: SJW, drug-loving, Americanised, social media obsessed, sexual deviant liberals and numales

Generation Z: Smug Alt Right and Conservative meme-lovers that don't lose their virginity until their 20s and spend most of their time online

if you were born after 1995 you are master race tbqh

>Why are you even watching yank shows anyway
Cable only has like two channels that have British shows, the rest are a mix with 90% yank shows
utter shit past about 8pm desu

play zoo tycoon 2

Barbara Streisand

that feel when we are good again lads

roller coaster tycoon 1

Delicious chocolate milk

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"No"

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snap

snap

until they nuke that DISGUSTING building it is a pile of horse shit

even then

Made me laugh yesterday and again today. Posts like this are why I keep coming back to /brit/, and they cheer me up.

Great work, keep it up.

who green lit that monstrosity

:3

reddit tier post

I'm not millenial, I'm of Generation Y.
Millenials are s.j.w.s and faggots, I was just born too late to be Gen. X.

>Juventus

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nigger

imagine not even being from liverpool and getting annoyed by the >96

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37460778
ah yes

youtube.com/watch?v=dIafqErL3TM
massive choon

it's going to be shit until it unifies into a proper megalopolis with neighbouring settlements

>>>/reddit/

>watching TV

cba placing chips so gonna have 10 fish fingers instead

Where was he during today's game?
did he get lost on the way to he match?

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big fan of the janny

massiver tuuuns
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*deletes post*

woah

Imagine being Welsh lads

Christ

>the welsh language

youtube.com/watch?v=mCjLWzRUZik

Today on telly, all day: shite. Dunno why TV even still exists.

>hurr muh pineal may-may
Yes very good, you fit in now.

Janny's going to fucking eat this post up

Cred Forums.org/bans

hmm yes very impressive

huur yuh pineal may may

birmingham was 59% white british in the 2011 census

god knows what it will be in 2021

youtube.com/watch?v=XfnLzROC3hQ

ah yes the thread has gone very quiet
I wonder what could the cause of this could be

he's menstruating today.

why

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what's something interesting i can do on gta5?

usually just chase random people pretending they're my work colleagues hahahaha

qt

WEW

as the thread reaches the bump limit posting tends to slow down

they're scrapping the census so the people don't have to worry about how white we are

Test

be a airline pilot

>Two skeletons have been discovered in a London graveyard which could change our view of the history of Europe and Asia.

>Analysis of the bones, found in a Roman burial place in Southwark, discovered that they dated to between the 2nd and 4th Century AD and were probably ethnically Chinese.

How is this news? How is this groundbreaking? Pop-history makes me fucking sick it's well established that Han China the other great superpower other than the Roman Empire had contact with eachother. Two of the world leaders sending diplomats to eachother?! GROUNDBREAKING!

It's literally a chinese diplomat from han China, not some immigrant. Feminists are going to shoe horn immigration into this

Some gut on the far right one. Must've stopped off at McDonalds a few times on their harrowing journey toward the UK.

yes I'm sure that's it haha yeah

hijacking or an actual job?

yanks out

big ears haha

personally think all americans should die before me

virus do not click

actual job

Wew

read a book

Well you see user, this proves that all British people originally came from China.

And since all hinese ancestors are African, it proves that you're a racist because ethnic Brits are in fact double-immigrants

i have a big mandate

>it's well established that Han China the other great superpower other than the Roman Empire had contact with eachother

source? they were really far away user, they can't just hop in a plane and fly over.

>tfw never been on the shitposting hall of fame before

I pick a target and tail them to study their habits before executing a professional hit on them and making my escape.

*rams my man down your date*

@65296106
Sometimes I look at posts like these and think about the time and effort put in to them. The guy must have really thought he was going to pull big (You)s to put in the effort of making that image.

It just shows the real disconnect between the yank mind and normal britposters that he honestly thought anyone would care.

for you

«From 1884 on, [[Lawrence Hargrave]] built scores of ornithopters powered by rubber bands, springs, [[steam]], or [[compressed air]].W. Hudson Shaw and Olaf Ruhen. 1977. ''Lawrence Hargrave: Explorer, Inventor & Aviation Experimenter''. Cassell Australia Ltd. pp. 53–160. He introduced the use of small flapping wings providing the thrust for a larger fixed wing. This eliminated the need for gear reduction, thereby simplifying the construction. pope john then came and he was like "what?" and then pope benedict was like "i quit!!!".»
What did he men by this?

you heard the man

get out

>Ludders
hahah

>Arlo White is calling the match
C'mon Arsenal!

>Scotland and 18-24 year olds voted for Owen Smith
>Corbyn got 62% of the 25-50 year olds

Surprised a bit really. Thought Corybnites were all arrogant students

>he fell for the memes

Aston villa are playing Newcastle lads
We've seen them face off many times in the premier league before
But this is a new era

me too
Like this so-called "Brexit", it's all the fault of old English people

>№65296106
A posт from your man's tier, really.

Gonna stop lying around and do a shower
Feel a bit grim desu

JUST FUCK MY CAREER UP PHAM

Villa are going down

The so called brother is a politics student, bremainer and Labour party member and he hates corbyn

HE'S HERE

@65298373
gimmick idea: @ posts that haven't been made yet

Shitpost (Verb): A post done for laughs and baiting, usually to provoke and derail
Shit post (Adjective): A post of such poor quality that it's a shit post
Shit post (Verb): A post done while shitting

>politics student
lol

You're going down you yank cunt
*pushes you down the stairs*

corbyn wanted brexit to win so scots hate him now

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Fuck off Villalad
No one cares about your shit club

Doing a think

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The men from London are kicking the ball

Gerry Adams actually posts to twitter while pisht

>ah yes let's elect a party leader who's unelectable in a general election

>«Janny volunteers to clean up my digital messes for no monetary compensation» edition.

i'm sensing sarcasm here but it's hard to tell because i'm a stupid yank

>autistic retard talking normally to a human being
doubt it

Theyve only gone and done it

Wise man that Gerry

>Unapologetic terrorist is still a prominent member of government
Ah yes Ireland

>faggot flag on the town hall

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hate when the man kicks the ball and it hits the goalpost, just hate it

Villa have won more European cups than arsenal mate
Shit tinpot club for niggers

turn every non-mainline trainline into a tramline

>he's unelectable because i disagree with him

i'm not even a lefty but come on now

I don't necessarily disagree with him, I'm just well aware that in the current state of politics he's unelectable

Listening to BBC WM