>be american
>eat alot of food
Be american
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Spat my tea out.
>be swedish
>eat a lot of dick
i had a double cheeseburger with bacon from five guys last night what are you gonna do about it
Hey man I only weigh 210Ib
>shart
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nothing, because all he's got is five dicks from five refugees last night
CANNOT BE FABRICATED
SHART IN MART
Fuck off Jawad al-Stockholmi stop bullying my burger bros, at least they have food in the US, unlike you somali googles.
Nice source, irrelevant meme country
My country is LITERALLY it's own continent
it's true though
t.muslim and superior
>Be bullet
>Get lodged in American
>Danish neighbors move in next door
>They have two kids, eight and six years old
>Can't wait to see their stupid kids get fat
>Fast forward six years
>They're both super fit
>The older of them literally does nothing but hang out with girls and all day
>I'm a kissless fatass
WHY WHY WON'T THEY GET FAT I'VE BEEN IN THEIR HOUSE THEY EAT THE SAME SHIT I DO
REEEEEEEE
iktf
>close friends with a guy from year 9 to year 10 in high school (2010, 2011)
>we lose contact
>just recently I see him
>he's a total chad hanging out with really hot girls
>has a nice job at a nightclub
>has a nice car
>gets heaps of likes of normiebook
I don't even have my license, no job, no car, no gf, virgin
JusT
whats funnier, women do that shit.
its hiraliously fucking manly and wild and far from being feminine. no wonder feminists take over there
Kill them Johnny
Kill them all
drink water and quit eating burgers you disgusting subhuman