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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
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*blows a kiss to janny*
no he isn't, none of the main parties will touch S.F.
go back to fiddling kangaroos.
JANNY'S GOING TO GO ABSOLUTELY MENTAL WHEN HE SEES THIS
Villa are shit edition
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Really had a bit of a thinky thought over this
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is this specky spacker meant to be funny?
Hamas are sending Corbyn a congratulations card in the post.
Meant parliament as a whole 2bh but the main point is the same
If he didn't have a British accent he would not have a TV show
Asians have been in Britain longer than Saxons lmao
Jk I love Villalad
OBIE TRICE REAL NAME NO GIMMICKS
what accents do they have?
>1:41:03
shan't be watching that
>Asians
Wait, are we talking about paki asians or asian asians?
yeah that was my great ancestor Hao Ling
>POOLSEA
Chinese.
having a dolmio day
I genuinely hate you
If you ever stepped foot in the Aston tavern you'd be pelted with glasses
got the synapses twitching
>tfw I will never be a hairless teenage boy again and I will always be a grown man from now on
a-at least I have my memories
>1 hour 40
how about you just tell us where the good bits are
>can't stop sneezing
>feel something weird up my nose
>get a tissue and blow the fuck out of it
>look in snotty tissu
>there was a flea up there
getting sick of this
two trailer park girls go round the outside
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ew thats runt behaviour
«The daughter of my half–brother's cousin is coming over today, her favorite game is Minecraft.
Any ideas what I shall let her play? Have a PC and PS4.
>pic related, she looks a lot like this girl.»
>Universities across Britain might be causing psychological distress to black students because they’re forced to learn about mostly white Europeans, the National Union of Students (NUS) leader has said.
>NUS president Malia Bouattia, herself a black woman of Algerian heritage, believes that as most higher education is based on “Eurocentric” subjects, non-white undergraduates end up lagging behind.
>Her comments follow an announcement from the UK government that universities need to increase their numbers of black and minority ethnic students fivefold by 2020.
>In an interview with the Guardian, Bouattia attacked how ‘white’ British university curricula can be, saying: “When we look at the incredibly Eurocentric curriculum, where people don’t see themselves in what they’re studying, and can’t relate to it, and feel that their European counterparts hit the ground running, they can’t see themselves advancing in the subjects.”
>She added that on top of the “vast amounts of debt” many students have accumulated by the time they reach higher education, the lack of relatable topics of study available could be “psychologically destructive.”
Do you agree with this? Is British education to Eurocentric?
Aston villa 1-0 Bayern Munich 1982 final
Arsenal 1-2 2005 final
It's 2016. Why are bigoted pedophobes allowed to march in our streets?
>he still hasn't eliminated the fleas
>implying I'd ever, EVER visit Birmingham
Very cryptic posts
When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey in "Friends" he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Courteney Cox bought was a car. Matt LeBlanc bought a hot dinner.
genuine question lads
in the song "german whip" he says "see man driving a german whip, I look like a baller P's and that"
what does P's and that mean
>EDL
ah yes very upstanding members of society
1:38:54
Why doesn't she study Algeriancentric subjects at a university in Algeria?
>Is British education to Eurocentric?
yes, because it is superior to African culture. Why else did its nations go out, explore and colonize the world?
When Courteney Cox auditioned for the role of Monica in "Friends" she only had $11 dollars to her name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Matt LeBlanc bought was a car. Courteney Cox bought a hot dinner.
Money
Anymore grime translations let me know
Not what I've heard
lol
face looks like she's been hit with a spade
couldn't pay me to shag that gremlin
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Just had a life-changing 10/10 coffee. Feel like I could lift a tank over my head now.
>Birmingham named UK's ugliest city | The Independent
*knocks you out with a hammer to the temple*
*drags you downstairs and ties you to the kitchen table*
*sticks a funnel in your mouth and forces 6L of cider down your gullet in less than an hour*
*laughs as you puke and die of brain enlargement due to over liquidation*
>Face fucking - I'm more than happy for you to fuck away! I will do it to the point of vomiting if this is something that you enjoy. Just let me have a quick drink of water beforehand to make sure that it happens.
Hmm...
Wonder if she does outcalls to Australia
>Lee Dixon and Graham Le Soux doing tactics commentary
Ah yes, very impressive
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on cervezaa numero dos mi amigos
*trips you up and laughs maniacally as the boulder steamrolls over your body*
*sticks my cock into the bloody mess and wanks off*
me on the right
Ah si, muy impressivoso
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she wants a man from brum
Birmingham has been the victim of a smear campaign by London-centric politicians who felt threatened by Birmingham's growth
MIDLANDS
ENGINE
Birmingham is the powerhouse of the midlands
>you came to the wrong jungle motherfucker
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she does NOT want a man from LITERALLY ANWHERE except BRUM
keep believing that, midlander
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If a man is not a rasheed by the time he is 20, he has no heart. If he is not a rorke by the time he is 40, he has no brain.
struggle to believe that anyone genuinely thinks like this
Fuck off my mum wont buy the spray we need
she says spray is a dumb idea but I keep telling her it's what everyone says works the best. Now if I go out and buy it myself she'll be all insulted because it'll be as though I don't trust her judgement.
Good post
Konbanwa, user–chan~
Sank yuu for retting mii yuuz raptopu for homewerk desu.
Wat is dis “boards.Cred Forums.org/pol” in buukmarku, user–chan?”
Reminder that if you are speaking to someone from Birmingham, there's a 40% chance they're non-white
even worse for London
3x Me's
*obliterates your rib cage with a sledge hammer*
how exactly will a northern powerhouse come into fruition?
does this just mean that they improve transport links between northern cities and invest heavily in business there?
all me
what the fuck is wrong with the Irish
People shift right on the political scale as they get older because their brain starts to rot away
when I go for a bike ride the local teens yell abuse at me and my eyes always water
i see your kot and raise you an important british kot
ireland is being weird again
what? i thought the uk was 98% white
2 of (Me)
The north already is the powerhouse of the UK lad
>63%
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True. They are stupefied by wage slavery, women and offspring
If you kill your enemies, they win.
yeah
they want to build a tunnel underneath the Pennines to create quicker links between Manchester, Leeds and York
They're already electrifying lines like Blackpool to Preston, and they're turning part of Blackpool Airport in to an "innovation centre"
Reminder that 50% of posts are made by females
Absolute mong end this gimmick
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Shan't be opening this image today I'm afraid
The boypussy is leaking again lads
Why are Amazon Logisitcs such cheeky bastards?
Just watched a bloke pull up in a van, get out, get back in and drive off. Then I get an email telling me a delivery was attempted. Kek.
Based Larry
Nah it's something like 90%
like any big cities, they're less white
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Palmerston>Larry Tbh
Actually, thats an Alpaca
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4. Bellway Plc
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7. The Berkeley Group Holdings Plc
8. Galliford Try Plc
9. Crest Nicholson Plc
10. Bloor Homes Limited
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Reminder that white people are leaving the cities in droves in the face of the invading horde
2001-2011 Population Changes
Birmingham
Population: +96,000
White British: -71,000
Asian: +90,000
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Bradford
Population +55,000
White British -14,000
Asian: +51,000
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Leciester
Population +50,000
White British -21,000
Asian: +37,000
en.wikipedia.org
Leeds
Population +46,000
White British: -28,000
Asian: +23,000
en.wikipedia.org
London
Population: +1,001,000
White British: -618,000
Asian: +564,000
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BRACE YOURSELVES for 2021!
sounds mean, kids can be mean
Northerners dont count as white full stop
Listen! before ye foul runt drivers kill me I have one request! Take my rifle and hunt down as many of these runts as possible! for i have given my life in the name of runt liberation! yet these unappreciative creatures scurry like wild beasts and cattle! most cowardly beasts are they!
*shoots self in the temple with my rifle*
I need the one with C.I.A. standing in front of the airplane in this style. Please post help.
@65297502
*hides post*
Ah there we are, much better
What about Kensington????
Where are they going? Because no western country seems to make immigration easy for whites while allowing millions of non-whites to flood into their countries
>it's yours user...
>wanna rub it?
Your response?
David Cameron has converted to Islam!
talking to the gf and the side piece at the same time lads what am I like
actually my state is only 58% white.
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
this seems like the white peoples fault really
giving up the cities n that
doing a think
*ahem*
Maybe the case in the UK, don't go projecting
I'm one of the white British people who left Birmingham during those years
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Today in Dublin I walked around in the rain on the narrow, crumbling, crowded pavements. Took a selfie with the statue of Molly Malone which has massive tits. Walked to Phoenix Park. Ate a marks and spencer creamed cheese and smoked salmon sandwich on the steps of that huge obelisk thing to Wellington. Went to the zoo. Saw a chimp masturbating. Fucking Tigers were hiding somewhere. Walked back into town. Saw. The house featured in James Joyce's The Dead, it looks neglected. Gave some small coins to skeletal druggies. Went to Temple Bar for good and drink. Was going to go on a ghost tour but it's 25 euros and I couldn't be arsed so just got some cans and went back to the hotel. Not a bad day.
I would be grateful if you would pass my donation to me in an unsealed envelope at the beginning of our date, and then we can relax with each other.
>converted
When did real estate become a thing in /brit/?
traitor
she doesn't want a man from staffordshire lad
A few weeks ago I meet up with a American friend who's never been to Ireland. We end up meeting in Dublin. I'm thinking lets go around to a few bars and have a few midday drinks.
We meet at Molly Malone and go straight to O'Neills for a couple. Great place to start. A couple of pints in and we head into Temple Bar I show him around and the bars to avoid and go for a couple more in The Porterhouse. So we are happy and getting well lubricated. Times are happy.
We leave Temple Bar on our way to the Bull and Castle. On the way this dodgy looking lad is walking right for us. Pure Dublin scumbag. He's clearly off his head and asks us (I'm going to try and write it in English, Dublin scumbag variant) "Here Mayyyyyyte you got a smoooooooke?" At this moment it becomes clear to me that my American friend is not used to this interaction half panics and reply's back super friendly as only an American can "I'm really sorry but I don't smoke Sir"
This friendly innocent attitude (and perhaps the first time this guy has ever been called sir in his life outside of a courtroom) appeared to bamboozle my fellow countryman and he replied back the only way he knew how. With an insult. And what a magnificent well crafted insult it was. "F*ck you you English priiiiiiiick!" We walk on, me laughing at how ridiculous this short encounter has been and this drug addled scumbag shouting a few more mumbled insults at us.
My American mate didn't have a clue what had just happened. I spent the next hour explaining the complexities of Irish history and our overindulgence in heroin that had lead to that one sentence "F*ck you you English priiiiiiiick!".
>Delivery ETA 19:25
REEEEEEEEEEEE
remember when you were small and your parents would borrow VHS tapes from the library?
That does sound like a nice day actually.
you won't be thinking in 25 years LAD
yeah?
how does this make you feel?
Mmm
>order two books at the same time in the same order from Amazon
>they've been sent separately
one was delivered at lunch time today, I'm still waiting on the other one
I genuinely feel sorry you, you probably expected leprechauns dancing around you playing their fiddles 24/7 on street of gold
>BREAKING: President Barack Obama opens first national museum on African American history with impassioned speech.
WE
So brave xxxx
If we don't just give her the position just because, it proves we have an institutional sexism problem
book wanker likes his books
Might order a takeaway tonight
Nearly always just order pizza but might branch out and get something else
Any suggestions?
No because I wasn't poor
>those soulless eyes
nothing changed intrinsically
sophie ellis bextor is looking fine on celebrity pointless
Seems like she gives a shit. Let's give it to her.
What did you order?
Remain calm, citizens. Nothing to see here. X Factor is on tonight
cornetto
getting my daily dose of calcium
>mfw Yanks call the lounge 'the den'
um actually she was lara croft in those two shit films and lara croft is a british institution so there
immigration makes forest grow?
Would she do more good interfering in American politics if that's what she's after.
books mate
please stop posting plastic people content
we call it a living room. a den is like a spare room
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2. Redrow Plc
3. Taylor Wimpey Plc
4. Bellway Plc
5. Barratt Development Plc
Bet he's happier than you've ever been
haha think on sunshine x
annoyed at the lack of a time period indicator
Remember when you'd go to the sweet shop and ask for a quarter pound of cola cubes and a quarter of rhubarb and custard?
>he thinks intellect has more to do with race than social climate
>POOLSHIT
He looks like he bleaches his anus
>mfw yanks call genital mutilation 'normal'
It's the status she wants. Fucking deranged idiot that she is.
t. Achmed Muhammad Abdul Kafir Jafar
Canada is even worse
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Really makes you think
ignorance is bliss as they say
ive a headache from sniffing petrol
ahhh
>I-it's so much cleaner!
>g-girls love it - honest!
living with qt chinese girls my laaaads
the UK now has the same circumcision rate as America. Why?
Aaa yes, being well lubricated and Irish at the same time.
good lad
Islam
i really want to live in durham
huh, it really DID make me think
the absolute state of that
looks so dry, like a pumice stone
yep. Pineapple Chunks were also a favourite too, and Chewing Nuts - little balls of chocolate covered toffee. I have a sweet shop called Mr Simms down the road from me, I still buy tutti frutti cubes and chocolate limes.
I'm getting out while the going's good and learning Mandarin
in 20 years I'll be a loyal CPC toady in a comfy position living in one of the designated "free" zones while you're working in the coal mines
77%
to 3%
hmmmm
alri lads
>mick is literally a machine operator
fell for the meme hook, line and sinker
My head is awash with petroleum jelly
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Haha, this lad is so dim
>that Russia
>communism doesn't work they say
>learning Mandarin
Where's the Yoga 710 lad?
they still have this at my local corner shop
Mr Simms is the one, bit expensive though
>Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
>Any book on feminism. I like cheesy chart stuff! I'm into foreign films... My favourite director is Wong Kar wai... I like anything with life meaning!
from 1900 to 2010
Europe is calling out for its people to return to the forests where they came form
>being monolingual
am i wanker for wanting to live in durham? it looks like a very nice place
atrocious stale gimmick
dryer than that Yank's bellend
can smell memes
>mfw the yanks still think brits drink tea
we stopped drinking tea 50 years ago dumb yanks
>Why yes! I am indeed learning the superior far east language of Mandarin!
most yanks are monolingual
most yanks are also mongs
Look at the state of the pair of them.
The sort of fucking vacuous freaks that'll end up murdered on some scummy Thai beach.
Hi, if you've got nothing worthwhile to say, please don't reply to my posts.
Thank you
the Den is where runts live
>i really want to live in durham
>bit expensive though
its not too bad considering the range, I usually just get a fivers worth and it lasts me weeks.
I drink Earl Grey, black, no sugar.
what's wrong with durham?
why is google telling me this I have no interest in football
shan't be clicking on this virus
Eww nigga you gay
清创昌
I saw Sophie E-B perform this live
My jaw is agape at the fact you can run RO2 perfectly with all its advanced artillery and ballistics physics, pretty good graphics and 64 player servers fine on a shite PC.
How is it so well optimised?
is it true brits don't appreciate foreign cultures? i'm going through the ole japanese textbook. sumimasen gomenasai, if you know what i mean
>what's wrong with durham?
business idea: make all women attractive
I'm a virgin who has the opportunity to loose my virginity to a 27 year old man. I'm 20 and I still think women are attractive. He wants me to suck his cock and then get fucked by him. Should I do it?
*serious question
>I have no interest in football
>what's wrong with durham?
What's NOT wrong with Durham?
me too
except in the morning I have Yorkshire Gold
and green tea throughout the day.
had a weed edible 9 hours ago and still a bit squiffy haha
>So user, what music do you like?
>清创昌
It's 3 nil
i seriously don't see what's wrong with durham
it's a touristy college town but i don't see how that's a bad thing
its scottish tweets on google images
good if you wanna die of laughter lad
yeah lad let me just take some time out of my day to explain to you the entire process of Tripwire's optimisation process
yeah lad let me get right on that sit tight
because it's UE3 and ugly as shite
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Do you think men are attractive? Do you like this man?
literally do not give a single shit about football
opiate of the masses
>the last march of the alt-right
t. london paki
Aston villa and Newcastle are both bigger clubs than Arsenal and Chelsea
Google Now is helpful af isn't it lad
why would you do that
>WHAT
>IS
>WRONG
>WITH
>DURHAM
I've got tears in my eyes lads, tears
because it's a fucking well old game
>literally do not give a single shit about football
>opiate of the masses
Mate, I live in Durham. I would give anything to live in London.
a bit of everything innit
this
when someone starts talking to me about sports I just give them apathetic answers until they tire themselves of it.
honestly wouldn't give a shit if I was captured by the allies, they'd treat you alright
Nana wants me to sit down to tea
apologise
what year was that performance?
hanging out in germanz lads
what the heck is this shit kezboard
äöü ß LOL
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plenty of old games still run like shit because of poor optimization
>uk
$41,787 per capita
>california
$62,807
what went wrong lads? california is 40% white
>look at middleborough
>brown people everywhere
>look at durham
>white people everywhere
No one believes you, Tariq
lanny barbie was my #1 pornstar back in the day
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>girl keeps popping up on my tinder
>keep turning her down
>wish she would just fuck off
>saw her in person today
>recognized her straight away
>avoid eye contact
>she's staring at me
>waiting for same fucking train
>sat behind me
>can feel her stare the whole fucking way
Just fuck off.
Their all children
Not at all
if any brits are traveling to the states, it's important that you know some common expressions over here. "niggerville" means an area of town that's mostly or entirely black. the term "nigger rig" means an unconventional and cheap fix to problem. for example, if your car window was broken out, and you fixed it with a trashbag and duct tape, then you'd call it a nigger rig. this can also be a verb, as in "a nigger broke my car window out when i was driving through niggerville, so i nigger rigged it with a trash bag and some duct tape"
Enjoy having your throat cut in your sleep tonight.
fuck lidl there is no cadburz fuuuuuuuuck i need my chocolate fix
does that include hollywood films
Any of you lads 5'10 or under manage to get a gf ever
lads
I'm /fit/ and I approach girls but I get shot down every time.
Think it might be because I'm 5'10.
>Their
creepy
Doesn't mean shit unless PPP adjusted. Germany has a lower GDP per cap as well, but I bet you can't rent a newly renovated 600 sqft apartment including utilities in the middle of a city of 500,000 (note that city centers here aren't ghettos like they are in the US) for $500 a month in California.
pretty much true
5'10 and I've had a gf for 7 yrs
not true lad, all depended on who you were caught by, what camp you got sent to, whether you were in a regiment wanted for war crimes, whether you were a scientific or intelligence asset, etc.
>hey bruv did you hear about [the game]
>[man] got a point but [other man] got too points
>oh boy [sportsball team] better get their act together if they want to get all the points and win a trophy!
>he's not 6'5"
hahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH
i want a creepy gf
yes
I'm 5'8 and have had 4 gfs
most of them were either my height, though the fourth one was 6'7 which was a bit weird and people always gave us funny looks
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Yeah, she looks like a bit of a loony. She's got a shit skin kid too, so fuck that.
how do you pronounce ä ü ö
>what's wrong with durham?
fucking yanks
Shoulda diddled her.
>Do you think men are attractive?
Yes but not as much as women.
>Do you like this man?
He is very nice to me and its fun to talk to him. I don't know if I actually like him though
I'm might like it and not be a lonely virgin anymore
post her so I can judge if she's a looker.
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>and then he asked me what was wrong with Durham
if you were just a bumfuck soldier you're not likely going to be dragged off for warcrimes
cold out
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you couldn't write it lad
>what's wrong with Durham
AHJAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Do it and share pics
i don't get it
what the fuck is wrong with durham
it looks like a nice town. it even has a beautiful castle
is the river polluted or something?
*rent a flat in brixton*
Serbian keyboard–layout changes my ys to zs.
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>he doesn't know
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got a joke for you lads
Yank walks into a bar, bartender says "what can I get you?"
Yank says: a house in Durham please!
5'6 and I've had a gf and am dating a 5'8 girl at the moment
tired of people trying to force me to get a job tbqh. my uncle works for a union and keeps lining up these shite jobs for me it's getting harder and harder to find ways to refuse. supervisor at B&Q? ffs
eyes closed moving limestone out in cairo
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choon lads
tolerance and apathy are the virtues of a dying society
>what the fuck is wrong with durham
he has to be taking the piss at this point
>to a 27 year old man.
>not a cute trap.
Sounds like a cozy job desu. All decision making passed down from the corporates, you just have to keep the place neat and tidy.
>OH NO DUUDE [team from nearby city] lost to [team from slightly further away city]
>this is the worst thing ever! [team from slightly further away city] are our big rivals!
>well maybe we lost [bi-monthly tournament] of [sportsball] but we will win the next [bi-monthly tournament] of [ballsport] for sure!
NEW
>loose
>talking about football
>places emphasis on WE to suggest that I'm a part of the team
new
You ungrateful cunt, i hope you end up homeless
janny hates runts, FYI
>teams from different cities
>rivals
Fucking hate yanks SOTC UTV
Do it
are we talking about normal Durham or British Durham?
if you were in a wanted regiment you would be separated for questioning, they were very thorough on that after hostilities ceased. Plenty of soldiers were hanged, shot or beaten to death by the Allies, WW2 wasnt the nice easy hero farm that the films make out.
It's because you're ugly
>Uuuh we gave it everything we had you know, but I guess it wasn't our day, the other team just wanted it more, we'll have to push ourselves harder in future games but I think we're still in the race for the title.
jannys on the BALL tonight
>look at middleborough
>brown people everywhere
It's Middlesbrough, and it's like 90% white, you silly nigger
>Leychester
brb proving that Thor is actually slow
yes i'm arguing about comic books
we're in here
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