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latvian military victories (defeats) edition edition

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/esp/

>be lithuanian
>send 30k people to capture a castle in Latvian territory
>lose to 500 Latvians
How will we ever recover?

did this really happen?

Latvių pasakos..

It was real in their minds

that's wsup then.

>be latvian
>actually, not really be latvian
>be russian instead

it was in a chronicle, same one that described location of saules battle

>haven't trimmed the moustache since new year
youtube.com/watch?v=19sAewJH22I

this

the same chronicle that talks about the greatest Lithuanian victory

when it mentions a lithuanian defeat though...

>OY VEY FUCKING LATVIANS
>FUCKING GERMANS WRITING STORIES ABOUT LATVIANS WINNING

>battle of Saule

>lithuanians kill templars
>latvians finish off the rest when they try to flee to Riga

>Latvian defeat

why are lithuanians autistic?

>the greatest Lithuanian victory
>battle of saule
>greatest Lithuanian victory

it was against the templars

How much of a degenerate am I for fapping to a woman getting fucked by a dog?

no igors, you are the templers

Funny how it's the only one mentioning such large numbers though.

Also Durbe > Saule because it btfod them so hard the entire political situation in the region did a 180.

take it to the Germans and complain about the numbers to them

just because you dont like something doesnt mean its not true, thats russian tier thinking

most ironic post itt

You do realize you're responding to more than one person, right? I'm just pointing out it doesn't fit the pattern.

all lithuanians are the same

Check me out, this is how it is: Lithuanians are top tier Balts, Estonians are what's up, but not as what's up as us and latvians are not even Balts, they're slavshits and they're not what's up. Like, what sort of fucking language is that, some faggy-ass attempt at Lithuanian or smth?

Oh, I didn't realize I was talking to someone who's mentally challenged. Sorry.

stop bulying latvians you cunts. theyre our friends

I don't think these few particular latvians are friends of anyone. Autists seldom have friends.

it does feel like some retarded artificial mishmash of every language in the area, tbqh

>who's mentally challenged

you mean youre friend over here or here or maybe here ah i think you meant or this chap

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youtu.be/abfLDg_7Hjo

I want to hug a jeb

Shhh... No tears now.

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>has just enough mental capacity to get triggered
I guess that's something, at least

>mention one (1) lost battle
>lithuanians declare war on Latvia

hmmm made me really think

>Losing hope, the defenders decided to burn their property and commit mass suicide to deprive the Order from prisoners and loot (cf. scorched earth). This dramatic episode from the Lithuanian Crusade has caught the public imagination, inspired many works of fiction, and became a symbol of Lithuanian struggles and resistance.

Seriously though, it feels as if there are two latvians who are extremely easy to trigger and get butthurt as soon as you call them some russian name? You two do realize it's just harmless shitposting and no one actually means it?

it wouldn't even have to be war, tbqh
we'd just have to don some leather and you'd bend over in seconds

one of the more cringy and pathetic parts of history
along with the three martyrs

>y-you a-are e-easy to trigger

you lads literally had a fit when everyone said lithuanian sounds slavic and now youre having a fit because you lost a battle 700 years ago

man this Latvia guy makes me jelly of all the (you)'s she is getting with low energy bait

Still haven't gotten over it I see. I'll try again later.

You too :)

pretty autismic if you ask me

Still not me.

Hey Latvia and Lithuania, is it true that your average wage is 680 euros? It's around 1000 here wtf

your average is 1150 stop lying

according to wiki its around 800 here after taxes while its around 650 in Lithuania

yes please PayPal me

Depends if brutto or netto, possibly other differences in calculating it. Varies inside the country quite a bit as well.

>Battle of Blue waters
>Battle of Orsha
>Battle of Grunwald
>Raid on Brandenburg
>Battle of Saule
>Battle of Durbe

Also, why are Lithuania and Latvia so poor and unprogressive compared to Estonia?

>Peaceful Germans getting replaced by angry savages
>Peaceful Swedes getting replaced by angry savages
>Russians are are still Russians

As much as it pains me... Commonwealth part 2 when?

We keep electing commies into our government.
We never had lustration the way you did in the early 90s. It's going to take us another 20-30 years to get rid of those people.

Estonia has better politicians

probably because your whole economy and prosperity relies entirely on Finnish alcohol tourism
we have nuffin

Maybe because our countries are run by corrupt idiots?

Last question: your population is so much bigger yet your army is smaller and weaker. How come?

apage satanus

vade retro Satana

Lithuanians, wtf, this Estonian is trashing us, what are we gonna do about it? We gotsta do something

>yet your army is smaller and weaker
Proofs?

HELLO :DDDD
GUD EVENING :-DDD-DDD

armies are fucking gay
u homo

Reflects your population.

Again, commies. They didn't think army was a priotity, and instead funneled money into free money for drunkards who would vote for them. Now that they've had a wake up call they're all gung-ho about restoring it, but it's going to take a while. Also the ministry of defence is plagued by corruption.

>I think we have lile 22k active personell now, if we include Šaulių sąjunga

Wrong thread

UK how come you have many niggers?

Why can't Lithuanians and Latvians accept the truth?

>Africa/the M.East posting in my general

1. I'm not Lithuanian
2. It's not your general
3. You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about
4. You're part of the most insufferable nation on the internet and should kill yourself immediately

2nd most ironic post itt

Because it's very depressing. I might kill myself if I confronted reality.

literally told

>I'm not Lithuanian
Out.

How come you have you have so many Russians?

How come you repeat 'have you' so often

Bc they invaded us so many times niggers never invade you let them in like what?

youtu.be/Hyk_6otVBTs

wtf

Zemgale is richer than Kurzeme

i cant live with this

I love spending my time doing nothing.

Estonia is the Japan of Eastern Europe

Exactly. We used to be shit like them but have reached great heights in little time. Our economy is the fastest growing of this shithole

how to get grill that is 7 years older than me?

How old?

mid 20s 25-26-27 in think

How though

Zemgale doesn't even have any ports, any airports, wtf

As far as I know, Rīga is in Vidzeme, soo, did we find oil in Zemgale?

Money appeals to them

just checked in csb and the average wage in Zemgale is higher than in Kurzeme

im honestly surprised

girls usually go for older men

baltictimes.com/latvia_prepared_to_discuss_sea_border_with_lithuania/

>tfw Latvians want to steal oil from us

>Notting Hill Carnival
Degeneration

should i just harras her at her work place

That's because kurdzeme is shit. The only relevant town is ventspils

How do I join the mafia?

It's easy. You just have to leave your house and go out.

Do you guys use Tinder?

im to paranoid about the dangers of outside

Post pic of her

We use ur mum.

I'd rather stab myself than use Tinder

I use tinder to fuck sloots

If you used Tinder, you wouldn't need to stab yourself.

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you take that back right now you fucking cunt

It's alright. But you have to know that taking risks can pay off pretty good.
If you don't take risks, you never get a gf.

for my own safety, i can't

you're a sloot, disgusting

but im a social reject

>new lawyer at work
>always in a rush, can never get ahead of her work
>other people are constantly helping her
>manages to get into fights with every other woman in the office
>she goes to the boss behind everyones back to complain how everyone piles their work on her
>boss calls me in
>"she says you do nothing all day and should do some of her work"
>mfw
I'm not even a lawyer.

Is she hot?

She's a fake anorexic blonde that uses far too much russian slang.

That's the kind of women most men go to, especially past 30

That explains it

idi nahui suka blya XD

fsio harasho heheehe

>doubt.jpg
No one I know likes her type. She's not the blonde bimbo, more like librarian that does cardio every day.

for some reason i cant let my self use lethal weapons in MGS V because of muh horn

honestly feels bad

Why do people on this site have such opinion on women? Most of men irl don't think like this, r-right? Those are just some fat virgin freaks, r-right?

So?
You will have to try at least. And fail. And try again and again.
I used to be a socially retarded too but now I have a lot of friends and I get lots of girls.

>being a beta cuck and and agreeing

It's the sexual frustration + general asociality that's common among users of this site

Normal men don't think like this, no

>there are virgins ITT

here

you're killing me

>agreeing
Kek
The point is I can't do her job. Legally. And she's trying to pull some weird shit.
Boss is bro tier as well, and perfectly fine with my performance, or I wouldn't have gotten the bonus with this months pay.

die

Me

die

I'm a virgo

Who the fuck has red, green and yellow on their flag?

>not saving urself 4 marriage
heh, sheeple ;^)

He's right.

heyyyyy ;)

me on the left

>20 y.o.
>OMG I'M SOCIAL REJECT ALREADY THE LIFE IS OVER

I'm 23 tyvm

>23
>still virgin

autism

weebs are degenerates

*virgo

They will just sold in to swedes, they already tried to take mineral rights away from people.

aries master race

thats our oil you faggot

Lith bf made another thread

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A sin cannot be enjoyable

>made thread about aussie
>deleted
might get banned now ;-;

Bump this please is important!

youtube.com/watch?v=GZ66ZDsZkbM

Literally best song ever made

woof woof woof
I won't miss you

Oтчeгo тaк в Poccии бepёзы шyмят?
Oтчeгo бeлocтвoльныe вcё пoнимaют.

>he won't be voting LVŽS

fuck off retard

This.

>he's voting for retarded tautininkai who care about 10 niggers that'll be leavign for Germany soon
>he doesn't care about his people or land or nation

TS-LKD or go home.

klaupkitės priešais išganytoją, vargdieniai

I'LL BE VOTING FOR TOMASZEWSKI :DDDDDD

Eik iš čia Lansbergi

Literally perfect.

>landsbergis

REEEEEEEE OLIGOPOLITICS OUT

>anime retard

Opinion discarded.

>landsbergis
is he jew?

>/lt/ hours
Awful

Who /DarboParitja/ here?

>supporting literal oligarchy

I don't doubt it.

Even worse, kill yourself.

I like it, I feel so alienated when there are too many Latvians/Estonians

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>check all candidates in my voting district
>darbo partija has the best one
not even kidding

Germans from Livonia.

They're Lutherans, and Gabrielius kids has name like Vilhelmas, Gertrūda, Augustas.

/TEUTON/

>Lansbergio wife
apsaugok Viešpatie

I really hate situations like these.
Tho' this time I'd consider voting for TS-LKD or something similar, just so they get a better chance at not having to form a coalition with retards
Their candidate can't be that bad, can it? Tell us your candidates

A FEEEL THAT MAKE YOUUU NUMB A FEEL THAT MAEK YOU DUMBBB
A FEEEL THAT MAEK UUU ANYBODY ELSEEE

u said u had sex, Alex.

maek thread about Putin faggot

What don't you have qt right-wing meme politicians like Latvia and Estonia?

Why can't I be Russian

>darbo partija
>haha vote for us we'll FINALLLY increase your wages :^)

LVŽS all the way lads, please to memeing about retards and traitors to their own people.

if u don't respond to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight

do you have a boner for him, THE YANK?
why do aussies trigger u btw? is that because they're sexier than you, fatties?

>to
stop*

with ur mother)))))))))))

we're more mature as a people

@65307106
finally that bitch will pass and I'll inherit everything

You know those candidates that are there only there because they are famous?
yeah TS-LKD have one of those here
Yeah LVŽS also have pretty good one here.

2/5 degeneracy rating.
I googled the same thing yesterday, but I couldn't bring myself to click any links. I've only watched 3D porn one time, and it was quite shite (excluding some vids on efukt for comedy purposes). I-I kind of want to not watch any so futurehusband.png could corrupt me by making me watch some with him.

Stop calling Latvian as a dog please. Such cultural disrespect.

TARTU
A
R
T
U

Tartumaa tbqh

> Neighbour is retarded
> Been using his wi-fi for 2 years because it is not encrypted
> His snobby son recently turned 14, has somewhat of a brain and realizes that someone is tapping into his internet
> Adds encryption to his router
> Every morning when I leave for school/work I see him and he stares me down
> he_knows.jpg
> I'm mad now, bitch ass 14 year old thinks he out-smarted me
> order new wi-fi card and download BT5
> spend a few hours to crack into his router since he's dumb enough to leave WPS on
> start downloading terabytes of anime and porn
> next morning, look him in the eye and give a slight smile, signifying my victory
> alfa as fuck

wow mr hackerman r u anonymouse??
dont hack me bro pls

nah it's just a pasta, dw ;p

>tfw I had my wifi open for 3 years and no one ever connected
I j-just want a friend

>I leave for school/work
>school/work

Its not even called backtrack anymore you silly cunt

Really made me think

youtube.com/watch?v=W6DSOSudkwY

teach me ur ways. senpai

Oтчeгo тaк в Poccии бepёзы шyмят,
Oтчeгo бeлocтвoльныe вcё пoнимaют.

LITHUANIAN CHAD DO YOU LIKE ANIME OR NOT???

ee.ee

uhhh no
why?

>replying to pedojew
stop

YOU'RE NOT MY MUM

thoughts on gays?

should be lined up and shot 2bh

u jelly, weebshit? go hang urself, walking disaster XDD

What are you even talking about?
Everyone on Cred Forums knows about your shitposting

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wow so fahhny

lol so randumb xDDD

what do you mean?

OMG HOW DID YOU DO THAT WITH THE STARS

THAT'S SO COOL TEACH ME SENPAI

pleb

All the VIP 5 stars posters are invited

I'll teach you how to become a superior VIP 5 stars poster if you'll teach me how to hack wifi, senpai XDD

Tikiuosi buvot Vilniaus Vingio parke šiandien

can i just suck your dick instead?

cute desu

if you look anything like the grill in the picture we can meet up

I just like cute anime girls alright? I am a man.

oh okay....

if by dick you meant my girlclit - m-maybe

/balt/ is officially the most good looking male chad general now xDDD

>Attack in Budapest
hmm

Hunk reporting in

Balts are Slavs.

agreed
t. slav

youtube.com/watch?v=-iTxoZociJY

allahu akbar brother

IS IT HAPPENING

Interesting why is this? Are Westerners degenerative and feminised indeed?

yes they are
t. westerner

Why is it that stories like that are always first covered by RT?

Is it really true that the alt right is sponsored by Russian billionaires?

just got home from the club, haven't slept

ama

Why do you bother going on? What good can possibly await you in the future?

do you prefer bananas or pineapples

The music. Listening to more music.
yes, thanks

what's your opinion on the systematic extermination of the white race by our elites

pretty devo that all that european history is going up the shitter

we will be dead in the long run so it wont matter haha

>tfw sitting in my bed, drinking coffee and listening to some ambient while browsing Cred Forums
who /comfy/ here?

Dumb frogposter.

>who /comfy/ here?

>mfw woke up early
>mfw light rain outside
>mfw browsing Cred Forums
>mfw start hearing creaking floorboards and wardrobes opening and closing
>mfw family is waking up
NO GO BACK TO SLEEP YOU CUNTS
I WANT PEACE AND QUIET FOR ONCE FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

buy some ear plugs cunt

move out

>they bust into the room and ask why im up so early
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Balts literally means white

thanks

just like Lebanon

30 minutes of browsing Cred Forums and I'm feeling angry and depressed
I'll just stay in my safe zone /balt/ from now on

i'm off my nut lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=y3qkf3bajd4

good quads

ye i'm not watching 90 minutes of that shti

why the fuck did they update spotify so you can't even change what song you want to listen to without putting it on shuffle because you need premium

fucking runts

just listen to it instead of ur shitty electronic music then

>using spotify

>a latvian calling anybody retarded
im deleting it though btw

Just picked up my sister from party

check your car seat for jizz stains where she sat

Gave this song to australian user, of course lithuanians stole it.
youtu.be/-pRROs8oerU

Applying for more jobs. How is the job situation going for you guys?

Sup pidars
What's good?

Gonna start working again next month. So not bad.

been in gainful employment 2 months now

why are you guys always posting "/balt/" in the sweden threads?

What are your thoughts on the date 6th of October?

Ey, that's my birthday.

>How is the job situation going for you guys?
apparently a simple part time job at target is too much to ask for

ITT:
just the boys being lads

yeah me neither haha

Labanakt.
Nepamirškit 2d>3d merginos

Goodnight, user.

D.A.K 16.10.16

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Whats this?

new anime out soon

shitty forced meme

So it's this one cunt posting this shit?
I've seen it a lot on this board.

sorry

Thanks

I accept your apology.

It's raining.

And it's windy.

haha me too

Stay in bed for the day.
Okay?

yes mum

Good noon friends. What do you think of my low quality smartphone image? Thanks.

Oy lads, look at this poof. Thinks he's an artist.

I am here

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Met a girl tonight who studies genetics or something like that at the uni. She told me that we both have recessive genes and if we had children, they would be blonde haired and blue eyed. And then we made out like it was the last day on earth.
What a night.

what a world huh

Lucky you :DD
Did you inseminate her?

Don't call me a poof thanks, I aspire to have a girl let me touch her one day.

Hello /balt/. I am on a quest to answer this question: why is eesti so cute?

Do you know the answer?

Countries can't be cute.

Please don't sexualise countries

This.

are you saying that eestiball isn't an accurate representation of eesti?

>wanna get my Ps
>have trouble reverse parallel parking

I fucked up doing it on my test
They don't even care if its perfect, more that you use the mirrors etc

I think I discovered why muslims are incapable to follow laws.
Cops are sometimes called pigs and pigs are haram to muslims.

really makes you think

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Estonians are depressed as fuck in irl and rarely laugh or smile, so this is not an accurate representation of an Estonian delet please

wow sure sounds russian

what do you mean? It's the truth, ask any other Estonian here

So you're basically Finns? :(

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I've been awake for 48 hours boys

ama

Stop playing Runescape you nerd

I don't play runescape

why were you up for so long then?

>tfw been transported to Silent Hill overnight

Very spooky, be safe.

looks comfy as fuck

witch house music video tier

Is it me or does every romantic scene in 90's movies have sax playing?

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