This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan. Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
>マヨネーズ マヨネーズ マヨネーズ I don't get it why Japanese TV spinning this russia mayora thing Beats ウオツカ ウオツカ ウオツカ, I guess 7 man is just above average salary in my region. But I guess no one would say 5 man is a good salary even here.
Luke Clark
It'd be a lie if I told you that I never thought of death, But my nigga, we the last one's left
Colton Powell
why yamato girl have the hairy toes and mustacche
Nolan Wilson
And they live in Moscow too, right? 5 man is poverty tier in moscow, rent alone there is about 10 man
muslim have the Quran as sacred book christians have the Bible as sacred book jews have the talmud as sacred book so whats the sacred book of the japanese?
Brayden Clark
shinto book
Landon Edwards
War crimes for dummies
Christopher Miller
I want to attend Mayuyu's lively Russian Orthodox wedding
>I'm not Orthodox, why would I have an Orthodox wedding? My dreams are a flowerbed to be looked at, not tramped on.
James Adams
jewish?
Luis Morales
It's actually a folk song about one night stand, not wedding material
Sorry for not supporting your perpetuation of stereotypes of what I'm supposed to be as a Russian.
I don't have a religion.
Jonathan Barnes
these are the Ten sacred commandments of the western culture
1-I am the Lord, your God. 2-Thou shall bring no false idols before me. 3-Do not take the name of the Lord in vain. 4-Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy. 5-Honor thy father and thy mother. 6-Thou shall not kill murder 7-Thou shall not commit adultery. 8-Thou shall not steal. 9-Thou shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. 10-Thou shall not covet your neighbor's wife (or anything that belongs to your neighbor)
what are the commandments of the japanese?
Christopher Johnson
>Sorry for not supporting your perpetuation of stereotypes of what I'm supposed to be as a Russian. It's okay Mayuyu, I understand. I was raised a Catholic in a country that's mostly Protestant.
Jack Watson
>china, 2017 >peru arrives in shenzhen >he thinks to himself "ah that was stressful plane ride with all those whites racists and japanese. i could use a massage and someone to jerk me off" >he searches for spas with seedy happy endings >turns a corner down a sketchy neighborhood & finds one >starts getting massaged by old chinese granny >he turns to her and tips her 100 rmb "now give me happy ending you white worshiping asian whore" he snaps at her >she reluctantly goes to reach for peru's small brown pecker >all of the sudden *BOOM CRASH BOOM* "PUT YOUR HANDS UP" >it's a chinese police raid on the spa >peru suddenly remembers the beans he had for dinner and sharts all over himself
1-thou shall be beta 2-thou shall eat whale 3-thou shall not have 3D girls
Adrian Stewart
I thought this was an earthbound (mother 2) parody when I saw the 4 people
Alexander King
cool story bro
Kayden Gutierrez
I demand attractive female leaders
Daniel Parker
私のにほんおただしいですか
Joseph Parker
日本人にお上手ですねーと言われそう
Matthew Rogers
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Luke Nelson
aung san suu kyi
Juan Long
Japan's next prime minister.
Brayden Sanchez
She looks like a filthy feminazi noborders
Nolan Wilson
jav codes?
Christian Roberts
The first constitution of Japan says "Cherish the harmony among people."
Elijah Hughes
Her party will be split. Because the party has some groups that have different opinion on constitutional reform.
Lucas Taylor
She has a Chinese nationality, so she lacks the right to be a member of Congress in the first place.
Ethan Rogers
i thought abe was partly chinese? why would that even matter anyway
Jack Lee
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Benjamin Collins
She'll give up hey double nationality though. But I don't think that matters because she can't be credible anymore after that.
Chase Davis
恵まれない日本人に白マンコください
Jace Peterson
were dying
Sebastian Brown
過疎
Christian Jackson
死んだスレ
Aaron Brown
何も話すことはない もう日本語スレの終わりだ
Thomas Powell
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Christian Nguyen
We're all slowly dying, user. Something's dragging us back into the earth and it won't let go.
Anthony Mitchell
パンチングペペは好きのミームだよ
Samuel Lewis
The F's thread always becomes dead thread I miss taorila poster
Jordan Moore
眠れよ
Lucas Jones
Is this the lesbian manga artist who pulls her own hair out because she's crazy
James Hill
say no one ever
Landon Bennett
こんにちは。
Colton Barnes
仕事いきたくねえええええええええ
Joseph Russell
У вac тyт хopoшo
Jaxson Long
ミートゥーーーーーーー!!!
(T_T)
Dylan Lewis
レミ、まずお前は風呂に入れ におってんだよ
Lincoln Parker
書き込めない…
Brandon Long
こんにちは。
皆さん、私のもらった手紙はどう思うのか聞かせていただけませんか?
[アノン]へ [アノン]と過ごした3ヶ月とても幸せでとても楽しかったよ。ひなをつれて毎日よく散歩に行ったよね。たくさんの話をしてどんどん[アノン]の事がわかるようになって どんどん[アノン]のことが好きになっていました。アメリカに戻ったらしばらく会えないけれど、“会いたい“と思う気持ちがいつか叶うことずっと信じています。淋しくなります。でも頑張っている[アノン]を遠くでずっとずっと応援し続けています。辛いこと にげ出しくなること、どうしようもないときは いつでも連絡してください。そばにいないけど[アノン]の気持ちは理解してあげられそうです。空を見上げて 同じ星を見ていること思い出してください。さよならは言わないよ!! I Love [アノン] ありがとう。また会おうね[ハート] -K[ハート]-
Joseph Long
俺は過ちばかり 毎日自分を裏切る
Asher Reed
certified drama queen
Bentley Foster
フランス人がシャワー浴びてないミームか 現実的な根拠がないが
Ayden Torres
ヨーロッパは終了 このスレも終了
Aaron Baker
It's a standard "bye-bye message" card we would send to someone leave Japan. I guess you are that green text story guy but hey, you should learn Japanese "honne to tatemae" culture first. You're taking her compliment too seriously.
Could anyone please tell me anything about this? I dont know much of its background, but it was originally owned by my cousin's aunt's neighbour who got it from Japan a long time ago, Im not sure when. I wouldnt be surprised if it was just a souvenir.
In regards to banking, in HK there are no restrictions to inflow and outflow of funds, it is the particular banks itself that are being stringent to the inflow and outflow of funds, mainly they would like to understand the purpose of receiving the funds due to the recent landscape of money laundering that took a huge toll in the offshore industry.
When you send direct messages to _, please make sure they are addressed to the right profile. This is not an account for advice/consultation. There will be no response to queries unrelated to work or photographs, so we would appreciate your understanding.
Summary: You're a fuckwit.
Samuel Wilson
>This is not an account for advice/consultation. When he says "this," does he mean the @__ account or the account he's speaking with?
Elijah Hall
@_
I just assumed it was the same account.
Kevin Allen
It's different accounts. The tweet that's from is referring to a different account he owns.
Parker Clark
In any event it looks like you're being a nuisance.
Samuel Brooks
That wasn't targeted at me. It was a public tweet, my most gracious guy.
Brody Parker
>implying I know how twiddler works Why do you want a translation if it isn't addressed to you?
Jack Young
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Jayden King
I don't the content of what he's saying. It can be about condemning dumbasses spamming his inbox. In can be a giveaway to the 10 people the msg him or some shit. Now, can you what "this" refers to in that context? I have no idea if Japanese has special demonstrative adjectives.
Christopher Brown
I already said it's the @_ account, no ambiguity.
Nolan White
ヘイトスピーチのゴミ
Jacob King
今期は不作と思ったらWORKINGやるじゃん
Joseph Bailey
Oh shit, my bad. I guess I glossed over that part and just replied to the second part of your post. Thanks, man, here's a cool anime pic for your trouble :^)
Wyatt Rodriguez
>ヘイトスピーチ
Noah Mitchell
wow i love anime thanks xD
Tyler Thomas
今期ズリネタ豊作なん?
Jonathan Stewart
Whooops, I meant THIS anime image.
Bentley Smith
歯
Ryder Jenkins
Why Japan?
Why did you do it?
Christian Rogers
シコシコシコ
Angel Brooks
I can see the fear in your eyes, jap.
Daniel Morris
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Andrew Evans
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Nathan Howard
peru, what did you do in your spare time in china?
Ryder Turner
this is the falseflagger peru
dont respond to him
Matthew Clark
You really think so? Not so much that I don't understand as say I want to hear what other anons think. Something has happened to where her husband has accused us of having an affair. As far as I'm concerned, it's exactly what you said. A "bye-bye message." But after seeing that message, he cut contact with me as well as making her cut contact as well. It sucks. 愛してはないと思います。 > 勘違いされたら嫌だから。 そうですね。
Thanks for your feedback guys.フィードバックありがとうございます。
Ayden White
How well do English teachers in Japan speak Japanese?
Robert Jackson
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Easton Sanders
you'd only get her if you had over 20 million dollars in your account, peru
Michael Cooper
I've been waiting for this fight my whole life
Charles Johnson
日本がまた中国と朝鮮半島を教育し直さないといかんな
Cooper Ortiz
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Isaac Reed
do japanese girls have smelly buttholes?
John Jenkins
He feels you are chink living in southern california
Startmeup.hk is a one-stop portal to the startup community in Hong Kong, listing the latest startup events and various resources including government incentive and incubation schemes, accelerators, angels and VCs. It is also a platform for local and overseas startups to share their success stories.
Liam Evans
There's rather a lot of variation, but generally poorly.
Evan Cooper
your startup will fail, peru. no one will follow your idea working from home, it's not plausible
also, what if the chinese government gets suspicious of you crossing the border from shenzhen into hong kong too many times?
Bentley Ortiz
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Jack Young
Too many frogs for today.
おやすみなさい。
Jayden Jones
おやすみ
Christian Jones
緑色なら何でもいいだろう
Lincoln Rivera
its not really about working from home its about eliminate traffic jams, decrease pollution, bankrupt the car insurance industry and bring to the people more time to spend
Why do you switch between america and cambodia flag
Parker Rivera
How do i ask: "Are you done using Periscope?" in Japanese?
Jeremiah James
Periscope yatteru?
Cameron Jackson
中出しされる喜び
Eli Clark
Are you sure?
Jaxon Morris
sure.
Aiden Flores
Thanks, I'll send that to your mum.
Jack Cooper
My mum doesn't use Periscope.
James Young
>何に食べるのは牛丼かカツ丼かカレーうどん? Does this make sense?
Oliver Nguyen
She does, I saw her finger herself while screaming some kebab's name in the chat.
Connor Jenkins
No.
Aaron Jenkins
>screaming >in the chat
Kevin White
I assume you got the gist of it (google translates it, at least). How would you write it? I'm only a beginner ;_;
Hunter Watson
Learn basic Japanese first Whatever you wrote makes no sense whatsoever
Austin Torres
The kebab's name was in chat. Try to keep up ;^)
Alexander Jones
>50+ christmas deeto invitations
what would you do in this situation?
Lucas Richardson
Do you love Japan
Jayden Perry
not as much as thai
Ryan Walker
I rove japanu desu ^_^u
Xavier Nguyen
I LOVE TO PUMP CRACK LOVE TO STAY STRAPPED LOVE TO KILL JAPS BUT YOU DON'T HEAR ME THOUGH
Jose Bennett
*shart*
Adam Butler
I wish the people had more energy. The women all want to be fucked by non-asian cock though. Japanese milfs are also best milfs and women here peak at 25.
Ryan Howard
Do japanese cute woman crave spicy, latino dick?
Jackson Garcia
plata o plomo cholo
Liam Wilson
If you have even a tiny amount of charisma, then you're leagues ahead of most Japanese Men.
> I gave you some advice in the other thread and in your /adv/ thread. Yeah, thanks for trying to read that crap I put together. I thought that stringing things chronologically in order while omitting the subject when I thought it was obvious enough, but apparently not. I knew it was long too, but, uh, sorry about that. I was really just trying to vent rather than looking for advice, so I appreciate your efforts anyway. Right now I'm just trying to get different opinions on this. > まあ基本的にお別れの手紙を書くなら家族全員で書くだろうし 微妙に思われては当然の事だ まあそうですよね。しないと怪しくない?と、思われてしまいますね。
Who said I'm fat?
Charles Harris
gastric cancer
Zachary Wood
Did you keep a journal while you were on exchange? I found it to be a good outlet for stress and feels. Perhaps you could start one.
Landon Hall
berberine
Lincoln Sanchez
kisama
Xavier Richardson
nandato
Connor Watson
You are scaring me nigger
Logan White
did you drink coffee? coffee always makes me shit
Ryder Campbell
It makes sense if you consider the possibility of contracting cancer from buying No Man's Sky