/fuck off thailad/ edition
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alri thailad
Xander about?
good edition
where is thailad these days?
hi zavier
>His parents were married when he was born
Fuck off middle class twats
Can /brit/ recommend me some fun movies. Just fun movies about NEETs or nerds or gamers or something, I need something light to watch while I drink, the weekend is starting for me.
Fucking CHOOON
wouldn't mind going to thailand to meet me mate Jeffrey
it's EX-AYE-VEE-ER thankyou very much
watch Das Boot
or Apocalypse Now Redux
both very relaxing movies
My name is XAVR
eraserhead
> ฟินแลนด์
ฮ่า ๆ ไอร์แลนด์ไม่ใช่ประเทศภาษาอังกฤษ?
You see, Das Boot seems like a drinking movie like Beerfest, but I know Apocalypse now so I'm assuming Das Boot is similarly warlike now.
>lead actor
>John Nonce
shant be watching this
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it's unironically one of the best war movies ever made
>John Nonce
Is it similar to U571? I kinda liked that movie.
>not watching kennys heroes
it's on a completely different level
I plan to watch it, Mr Falcon, just wondering what to expect.
I just had an interview at Greggs.
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were you interviewed by 2 black lads?
were you racist?
No.
No.
Pepe is racist now, don't post pepes.
all me
racist
posted a pepe in greggs lads
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like if you know this feel
share if you want this feel
(you) if you will never understand this
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They had a really fit girl working there desu.
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Movies my dude.
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KRYTON PEPE
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ah yes, the """"so-called"""" alt-right
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Post pepes
Post pepes
Post pepes
Post pepes
ah yes this "so called" "pepe" from Cred Forums.
nobody is racist outside of your little hugbox "pepe" so go back with your other 5 Trump Supporters and wait to lose the election
real life pepe
Arthurgetshissisteronomeglevideo.png
14/88 lads
was looking for this earlier
where were you
ftfu
literally in your fucking thread you ungrateful cunt
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My 12 year old cousin was using omegle before. I got my auntie to block the website to stop any shit happening.
Didn't see you lad my bad
thanks anyway
Dirty muslim bitch just let off a not so subtle fart next to me lads
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*whistles*
she's probably seen my willy haha
she was using the text bit
Slap some sense into her
Text bit on what, mate? :^)
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nah
omegle
Never heard of it :^)
good post
what meme are you trying to pull here lad?
which meme :^)
/brit/? completed it mate
what was your 12 year old cousin trying to pull? :^)
hmm? :^)
my willy
When I asked her about why she was using it she said she was lonely desu.
loving this arthur posting
Me reading the FT
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fuck off creetin
clipping the finger nails lads
bit rude
the beard stinks, lads
stop with the hatepseech, okay? post a more healthy, family friendly meme like "dat boi" okay?
hi :3
edging right now
someone post their hottest pic for me to bust to
going to the toilet lads
you want anything?
LADS lads
had to rush here today to tell you. the gf knocked out a full grown man talking shit to me last night. was in the pub all night last night and this matey kept trying to chat up my mrs, i'm not the jealous type, and he wasn't being overly invasive, so i just stood and watched for a little bit. gf kept switching direction she was facing when he tried to dance with her, but he wasn't taking the hint, so I just walked over and placed myself in front of him and danced with the gf. he kept shouting inaudible stuff at me from behind, which I ignored.
Anyway, he pulled me round by my shoulder and got all up in my face, I was about to hit the guy but he he just fell on the ground, looked at the gf and she was flapping her hand about with an ouch face. anyway, she suckered the guy right in the side of the head he was literally making Z's on the ground
Marry?
one poo please x
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me on the right
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Put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel...
NUTS
Kind of funny but also cringeworthy how black American culture gets copied by white Americans and then copied again by Bongs
High test
kind of funny how america has no culture of it's own and just steals everyone else's
wath
Have to shit so bad oh my god but I'm in clas fuckkkkk
mirin bulk
Then how sad is it that Britain steals our lack of culture?
*whips*
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AH YES THE CANADIAN MALE GIVING BIRTH TO A NEW NATIVE CANADIAN
Let me guess, she only dates men over 6'4"
On Omegle?
all culture is stolen from somewhere else
youtube.com
gonna post this on her facebook page
>america has no culture
umm guess again sweetie
WE
Gonna shit my pants ah I don't know where the washroom is in this building fuckkkkkkk
a large poo is currently departing from my anus
>washroom
FOY
anyone for coffee?
*flicks on the aeropress*
the poo has fully exited now. felt fantastic.
EEL OF FORTUNE
while you're sitting there trying to be sweet and caring, she's getting her face pushed into a stack of cushions while some chad's giant dick is destroying her pussy
he doesn't give a shit about her, he just wants her body while you want her heart
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now doing some loud farts and getting rid of the remaining poo.
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the gf
*opens Cred Forums*
*scurries to /brit/*
fucking hell lads I almost read some other posts there for a minute
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she looks about 47
rest of Cred Forums is shit
Got it out just in time lads quite a good feeling
I have stood up and am now wiping my anus
anus appears to be clean
on reddit right now arguing with a hillary supporter
they're so easy
Fucking hell lads
Some cunt in the next stall is trying to have a conversation with me
Asking me if I rate pogba and slammed the wall when I said not really
washing my hands now
when are we having our first meet up?
>i rate pogba
putting my socks back on now
any qt girls in manchester/stockport wanna cuddle up and watch lion king with me? :3
*steals one sock and scuttles back into his runt cave with it*
whatcha gonna do katie
fuck off
SK9 ww@
how about a qt boy, I can wear a skirt if you want
you guys ever played wizard staff?
good post
>first
fill me in on how awkward the first meeting was
did you guys try and do /brit/ memes IRL?
daily reminder that Stoicism is the one true path to inner rest and peace from anxiety and greed
Stoicism, a school of thought that flourished in Greek and Roman antiquity. It was one of the loftiest and most sublime philosophies in the record of Western civilization. In urging participation in human affairs, Stoics have always believed that the goal of all inquiry is to provide a mode of conduct characterized by tranquillity of mind and certainty of moral worth
it'll do
no homo tho...
nothing says stoicism like a cold shower and 200 sit-ups lads
*stands proudly at my window front door completely naked*
ah yes
eels up inside ya
finding an entrance where they can
ah yes, very invigorating
feel like a new man
*has been summoned by OP*
vote labour
*grabs the broom*
out rat, out!
piss off
shoo shoo
fuck off nonce
On a serious note, might start off by taking cool showers then work up eventually to ice cold
*opens the door headfirst*
*upturns your desk*
*rips off your clothes and throws you over my shoulder*
I shall teach you the way of the stoics
Stay
*walks past window and glances up*
*breaks down in laughter*
Your upsetti only serves to increase my spaghetti.
my hot water system is shite so I just admitted defeat and take them
every morning is like a scene out of Requiem for a Dream
whats your favourite type of pasta
Strongly considering an afternoon wank
Had one this morning and it went pretty well
alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
okay now ladies
grr I'm angry because you live in a foreign country
Spent lunch in the pub with the tights girl from work
Just stared into the distance and zoned out while she talked a load of bollocks about women stuff
nothing says Stoicism like linen pants and a high IQ
what do german wants smell like?
blimey what's he going to do next?
>no qt 5ft - 5'3 size 6-8 late teen/early 20s shy brunette gf
how do I live with this feel?
Dunno
>ameritrains
>how do I live with this feel?
take cold showers and reject excess
All I want is the company of a female, doesn't even have to be attractive or sexual, just the close proximity of her presence will do
It's all good.
Literally why I came here, for you specifically, remember that guy who lent you 30p at school and you never gave it back.. WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
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having a think of her....
>Labour's Diane Abbott claims ending EU's freedo of movement could be a disaster for the NHS
ah yes
all those polish doctors coming over here
very impressive
I have a 5'5 size 6-8 mid-20s outgoing curly-haired brunette gf
after the noon pupper
stay strong
the NHS depends on foreign staff because there's been big cuts in nurse and doctor training places
You can pay to hang out with girls
a lot of the doctors are pakis or indians though, not from the EU
daily reminder if you don't practice stoicism you are a thin-wrested pale nerd with loose morals and sissy-boy motives
On the bus and it's only a qt gf material looking girl and I
Should I ask her on a date lads
fuck off merkel
>5'5
5'4 is like the tallest I'll go
>outgoing
noty lol want an introvert reclusive gf
>curly-haired
I'll pass :)
true
i had an indian doctor when i was in hospital
*opens /brit/*
Hmm.. it seems the runts have staged a coup and taken control. I've seen enough.
*closes /brit/*
*informs the PM about the situation and suggests a preemptive nuclear strike*
cool story
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>getting couped by runts
Runt
only one of us is 30p richer x
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*stands naked proudly and accepts the nuclear warhead directly as is my due*
and so I shall die
*poses*
Apparently got drunk and pissed myself in my sleep.
First time it's happened, bit worried.
cold showers make you go bald
*cages the runts*
the gf
New tattoo lads
Fug, didn't think this through at all.
Quite the opposite
how at all is that possible
I thought this lucozade bottle was something else
god damnit tim
cold showers don't work if you're still sleeping with a pillow
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prove me wrong protip you can't
>no qt kgf to gently pat on the head
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looks more like a stroke than a pat ngl
me too lad ffs
>massive slag actually trying to pretend dabbing is beneath her
What a runt
it was a pat followed by a gentle hair ruffle
Sounds fucking bent
t. ernest hemingway
She probably dabs with the best of them 2bqh
proof
link me your website m8, I lost the bookmark
Heat expands the hair follicles which loosens hair. As well, heat structurally damages the hair, making it weak and brittle.
This is why blow dryers, hair straighteners, etc are bad for your hair
what does this post even mean
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all that lush green
why was i born here and not in a european country with such beautiful green nature
eating some mac n cheese with bacon for breakfast
you can tell by the trajectory of her hand and the scruffy by of ruffled hair at the very top
Whoever says BOGEYS loudest wins
BBBOOOGGGEEEYYYSSSS
hehehe
ah yes, america
very impressive
Never understood the appeal of mac n cheese
*poos on your head*
hehehehehe
yanks are disgusting and have disgusting habits and taste
Das Boot is god tier tbqh
fat + oil
also easy to make I suppose if you know what you're doing with rouxs
you're not fooling me jew
you won't believe what's happening in yankland right now
train?
youre there la, go on tell us
>qt
>rouxs
mass shooting?
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>yfw the driver was a muslim
ah yes
hahahaha dumb yanks
what happened there old chap
Tell me about train, why does he cause the crash?
Just had a pack of Greggs own brand crisps lads
Would eat again.
>matched with a girl on my road
>not offering me one
bad lad
See this is why I feel very safe on a UK train
we got over most of our accidents years ago and have excellent safety measures in place now so it's almost impossible to crash, and if it does you're probably fine
gyal's on road
How to make it as an artist / free panera may be the best video on the internet.
what's the burger toll ?
at least a 100 injured
this happened literally minutes ago
stay safe
I think I caused it lad, soz
100 injured burgers?
i live in NY
might go donate blood desu
then get shitfaced afterwards
got called a chav for shoplifting in poundland
Can I get a toot of your respirator?
mind if I join you lad?
lets sink some bevs on broadway
>shoplifting in poundland
do chavs still exist? I went to the UK a few years ago and didn't see any. they seem to have been replaced by lads.
ah yes,
the rasheeds
>e-stalk a qt from work
>she has a kid
Not sure if I should pursue as I don't want to be a living meme.
smash on the lash take the cash and make a pass
They're nowhere near as common but yeah most of them have replaced their tracksuits and tn's for skinny jeans, huaraches and a river island jacket.
So here we all are then.
The lads.
want to suck a cock to see what it is like but I am 100% straight and not attracted to men
*unzips dick*
So I guess 90% of the "chavs" from yesteryear were middle class, same as our eshays. They're now all wearing that new "fresh" outfit.
lads, was at the traffic lights yesterday and saw this abomination at the junction.
me
other side
>get all my work done in less than an hour
>spend the rest of the day shitposting and getting paid
Ah yes
>Ah yes I think I'll play some cities skylines
*loads up save*
ah yes everyone's dead, very good
vanime haha
I suck cocks all the time and I'm not gay
Kek
was driving home and some autist started taking photos of my car
lol they are called itasha. cannot comprehend why someone would drive that around
Funnily enough, it seems to be quite common for a lot of the middle classes to dress like yesteryear's chavs. Most actual chavs try to dress in a really tragic """smart""" way.
Think you committed a traffic offence and they're forwarding them to the 5-0
did you get a look at the driver
Madison Park is a shithole, fucking coastniggers
Who /ApplegateHeights/ here?
lol what happened?
>Chavs have disappeared
Clueless middle class twats. They haven't gone anywhere and they're still scruffy little scrotes.
apparently a simple router restart doesn't cut it
>Most actual chavs try to dress in a really tragic """smart""" way.
Oh god our equivalent do that too, with gaudy brand name dress shirts and shoes, literally mainland Chinese tier tasteless.
I think everyone just decided to have a death wave.
>tfw static ip
better get cracking on this ban appeal
sadly not. had cars behind me at a light that was going to turn green any moment so wasn't looking while i was snapping.
>Cred Forums only allows respectful discussion of other cultures.
Trying to remember a single respectful discussion in the entire 5 years I've been browsing here
Some user used to to do Country Of the Day threads, where he'd post the wiki page and then people could learn about countries they never thought about before
They were always pretty civil
you get perm banned after a certain amount of normal 1-3 day bans?
bit harsh tbqh
It's so sad to see. The worst types are chavvy call centre workers who wear an ill-fitting (usually too tight) ASOS suit, a shit gaudy watch and some shitty brogues and start thinking they're Alain Delon with a gym membership.
this was during a latin american raid on /brit/ which caught the mod's attention, so he terminated all violations with extreme prejudice
>used to
pity I never saw that. this place has gone to the dogs.
>28 prior bans
over a period of ~5 years now. I rarely get banned
>literally mainland Chinese tier tasteless
this sounds about right
How about you try being a good boy. What would your mother think?
chavs are people too
my mom does know. she posts on /soc/
one every 2 months is still memelord status
That's retarded, if you get under a certain amount of bans every year they should just reset it.
went for a night hike in the mountains with the local search and rescue
at one point we suddenly started to hear music playing faintly in the distance and 2 tourists appeared out of the pitch black darkness, singing and carrying no lights on them whatsoever.
thinking they might have been a bit high
jesus fucking christ
>american "families"
rule 3 is a catch-all
/brit/ threads are nothing but off topic for Cred Forums so it's walking on eggshells
>not shitposting with your mom
sort your life out
>tourists
Who the fuck goes to iceland
Mums
people who need some ice
over a million tourists each year
BAN ASSAULT TRAINS
>people still being afraid to post their ip addresses
It's like it's really 2005 again
and /soc/ of all places, can you even fathom the amount of dicks she would've taken while you were in the house shitposting?
people who need some land
Hanging like a cunt lads
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that joke will soon expire
aha
>icelandic people unironically eat this shite
>breitbart is anti semitic
>founded by a jew
>mostly jewish writers
wonder whose agenda they're pushing?
she browses here sometimes too. she loves to hear the /brit/ lads talking about doing a poo and having a wank
I've considered it.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
all this train nonsense makes me glad that that britain took all our trains
>Young women are the highest risk group for mental health problems, according to new data released by NHS Digital.
>One in five women reported a common mental disorder such as anxiety and depression in 2014 compared to one in eight men, according to the survey of Mental Health and Wellbeing.
I mean that's obvious. After all ,it's not like men under-report mental health issues and self harm / suicidal thoughts because they were raised to correlate needing help with weakness and that being weak is the greatest embarrassment you can commit.
Obviously women are just more vulnerable and need more special treatment. Men are fine.
I'm sure that'd taste pretty nice, especially in winter.
jews trying to make anyone who doesn't like jews look like total mongs
like them chicken nuggets from there
big back o' 'em for like a quid innit
127.0.0.1
proofs
doxxing you
trump is ahead four points nationally
guilt
HI YANK'S MUM
me bottom left
rye bread, sheep's head, ram's testicles, smoked lamb, haggis, pickled shark and flat cake
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